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Dundee u20 game wasn't rigged edition
Old thread: >>67343238
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House next door just burned down lads, I dunno whod have called the firemen if I didn't think it was the delivery man for my takeaway making the noises outside. absolutely shaking
>>67360169
Is there a way to bet on this?
Who up colossal from preto last night?
down and concerned
PELLETS
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Hey guys, ive got an interview today for a job. Should I mention my gambling and or shrewdness if they ask about past experience? Either way it sucks I have to miss out on the morning matches to go to this, hoping I get an offer though.
>>67360404
What's the job for, lid?
>>67360422
A job in tax, just finishing uni in a month. Gonna miss all the free time I've had over the past 3 years though
Vardy @3.75 sports personality of the year.
Will he really win if this is in December?
>>67360553
Yeah man, especially after he brings it home for us.
>>67360665
>for us
>>67360741
God save the queen.
>>67360169
pmsl
DAC, fucking virgin click, serves me right desu lids
>>67361149
You on SKT as well?
>falling for the sktwinslol
>pic related
JUST me up
tfw i JUST KNOW 365 are going to send me a greasy free £10 after my surreal Dundee losses.
>>67361179
In a stupid attempt to be shrewd I put a unit each on SKT first blood, first baron, first turret, first to 10 kills. The only thing that saved me was first inhib. Piling on FW now.
/bet/ pls give tip bet that make me rich. thnx
>Sweden drifting to @25
Frans plz
>>67360294
The crackheads who live there are just sat outside in the streets in deck chairs with beers like they're at a BBQ
Fire caused by drug abuse @evens
>>67361369
Should I top up on backing Sweden and Holland at this point? m
>>67361350
RNG to beat g2 at 1.5 should be easy money
G2 is 0-3 while rng is 3-0 while beating the best team in the tournament
>>67361201
Watched the game but I don't remember about the specifics, they should have first dragon and baron at least though
Shrewd?
>>67361425
lewd
Need betfair trading strats help !
>>67361425
don't see liverpool winning tbqf
so yeah pretty shrewd matey
cba to vote desu
>>67361450
i was going to vote but i've had 4 fuckers come to my door and tell me to vote labour in the past week.
and like 6 flyers about labour in the post.
if you can't even organise a campaign so each house only gets visited once i am dropping you instantly
>>67361461
labour is a dead cert for me anyway so not arsed
>>67361514
no one else in here EDL?
>>67360531
mate do my tax return give u fiver
Whatever you do today, don't vote. You'll only encourage the bastards.
>>67361582
sorry mate, haven't got the job yet
think the interview went well, the dude winked at me though. What does that mean?
also if you're gambling full time for a living you shouldn't have any income tax mate.
When real life starts to merge with /bet/ life
Been out to vote today but can't seem to find Claudio Ranieri on the ballot paper?
BT here. The number of bookings lines for the second leg of the Europa League are over 4.5 and over 5.0 whereas the first leg were both over 4.5 IIRC. Going off the last 14 second legs back to 08/09, the average number of bookings is 5.6 rising to 5.9 with reds included Although 14 games is a limited sample, the average bookings for first legs was only 4.2 so I'm guessing that traders haven't taken into account the differences between the two legs when setting prices for today. Over 4.5 in the Liverpool game is 1.96 on Pinny and over 5.0 is 2.06 on IBC, both games with all to play for so it could get fiery lids.
No reason not to have 40k on Trump @1.04 tbqh.
>>67361675
when are you setting up a tt buddy?
>>67361631
Do you have to pay back student loan if you're gambling full time?
Bookies clueless pmsl
>>67361733
Nope. They'll hassle you and try take to you to court but as long as you keep proof of all your gambling then you don't have to pay tax and student loans are repaid via taxable yearly income or your own contribution.
If you don't ever receive a taxable income then technically you would never have to pay back the student loan.
I don't recommend this though because if you can afford to pay of a student loan it's important to do so or you'll see the loan system getting even worse, might not affect you now but if you have kids and they want to go to uni they could be paying a lot more for a lot less.
>>67361809
Not arsed, haha suckers
ARP tipping mainstream lotto shite pmsl
small on aarhus fremad 2 sw @1.9
Small on Supermassive first turret vs CLG for all you virginclickers
>>67361884
2fast mr.skrtel
>>67361884
that's 1111, was about to get on and post a small on overs but too late, might still get on them if freja start looking dangerous as this is a 6 point match for them
>>67361926
I managed to get on before the goal, worth rebacking AH?
>>67360169
I knew you lived in an utter utter shithole.
>>67361955
Wow, rude
>>67361945
yeah but i'd wait a bit or get on overs now, pretty end-to-end game atm
>>67361962
You just know his family vote Labour, only see each other at funerals and drink tesco branded lemonade. London is such a shit place to live.
>>67361809
hmm wondered about this, only just been asked to send my recent bank statement
>the goal that cost /bet/ a small fortune
https://twitter.com/Jahmalhm/status/727891888540405761
aarhus with the 2nd, tears if you're not on
>>67362019
I'm a greasy London student m8, I'm actually a cheeky Essex lad
Just checked TT, why was Molde tipped? Didn't we agree it wasn't a good bet? Could have tipped Tromso instead..
>>67362019
london is dece
>>67362094
C H E L M S F O R D
>>67362104
It was Euan sabotaging the account
>>67361724
Not sure yet but not for a while
>this Sweden drift
cbfa might just cash out for a huge loss now, what were you playing at BT
>>67362094
Maybe worse.
>>67362094
Where in Essex lid? I'll come test your chin.
>>67362133
>not topping up
It's like you don't want to make money
>>67362178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywick
>>67359662
Cool picture, I enjoyed looking at it
>>67360169
Fire alarms are a big thing on your island. A friend of mine sends me voice messages of the alarm in his house all the time. Needless to say it pisses him off
will look to get on dempo o2.5 once it nears evens, missed the -1 but there should be 2 more atleast, dempo at home don't sit back after getting ahead and gangtok with nothing to play for might snag one too
Gonna put a cheeky one on Inter Turku if in-play supports it, lineup looks aight
>>67362201
don't know if this is a meme now, got far too much riding on something i know nothing about
>>67362209
>It was constructed in the 1930s as a holiday resort for Londoners, but over time has become one of the most deprived areas in the country.
Wew lad
>>67362201
>topping up
you got any shares ?
>>67362240
u wot Hass?
I ent evan baitin ya mandem.
Hass, how can I go from talking to a bare grot sket on Teedot, to meetin the hoe for food or somein?
what is THE scandislags bet to place on this fine afternoon?
>>67362259
Me raping your mom,
Aayyyyy got em senpai
>>67362259
fuck off you penny punting gypsy
>>67362269
>>67362270
wow that's rude, think i just popped a vein tbqh
>>67362259
>>67362279
Coming in to OUR /bet/! Taking OUR tips.
Fuck off, British tips for British /bet/ users.
astana sw worth a punt tbqh famalams
>>67362285
but i just posted like 6 winners in a row, can i get a citizenship now or do i have to marry a paki girl? :-}
>>67362296
Listen, Dominika. Don't talk about Hass sister like that okay. He's one of us.
>>67362296
I'll let you marry me sister if you keep spoonfeeding me
>>67362296
What are the odds guys? It's clearly a 'fixed' marriage
>>67362313
There's no way Hass will let her be fixed up with a slav.
>>67362307
saw an opportunity for (you)s and had to go for it, i have nothing against the quintessentially british
>>67362323
>fixed up
very delicate choice of words my friend, made me grin
>>67362285
VOTE for a brexit
>>67362352
This desu senpai.
JFs OUT of bet!
>>67362352
yes
>>67362409
british pride on the rise, might just start a coup with the krauts and the yanks 2bh
also
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>>67362291
massive rball m9's
>>67362444
5 now, why didn't I hammer AH/overs, SIGHHHHHH
Elfsborg have a MUCH better team out, should win from here
>>67362525
hate when there's so many goals that you go from being glad it's comfy to being mad for not re-backing like a madman
>>67362133
Fight the drift lid
>>67362536
Please help me >>67362258
>>67362536
Waiting for -1
>>67362536
got on @2.8, dropped a bit too much by now imo, but still not bad
>>67362582
>Now -0.75
Might wait for that
>>67362258
My last tinder experience ended in tears desu, dunno if I should be giving anyone advice
>>67362610
But this girls alright famalam.
I just need the 'game' to clinch her cunt.
Getting on Elfsborg.
ROPS -0.75 @1.8
been playing against 10 men for majority of the FH should be a HW minimum
Any girls on /bet/ today?
wtb?
So SO -ev
>>67362689
What on earth is independant studies
>>67362638
awful bet
>>67362689
>international spa management
kek, Kek, KEk, KEK
>>67362703
We'll see
>>67362689
ayy bb girl
>>67362689
Seethe away Calijah
>>67362689
>imagine.png
Beautiful.
>>67362689
pmsl
>>67362689
Is this your gf Calijah? NO wonder she cheated.
>>67362689
>Derby has a university
>elfsborg
going to be dac
Monitoring 8 games, haven't seen a goal in at least 30 minutes. zzzzzzzz
Hass such a fraud
>>67362827
this
Can't believe I have 500 on a Hass tip, what am I doing
dempo so so surreal, feel a bit spoiled with those late goals, hope someone got on
Hass is in for a chin testing
>>67362861
Nah, I'm only on complete snooze fests.
>>67362873
you might have an overs bias lid, it's a very real condition and i am still recovering from it
Hass such an annoying twerp
1 more pls
Wanted to tip handis but the line was destroyed
>>67362907
I'm just on my 10th cup of coffee and a bit restless and impatient. The lack of goals really annoys me for some reason.
On Lunds +0.25 so very hard.
Half month paycheck on lol
>>67362984
Better ring up for some overtime lid
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jeez elfsborg really took their time
>>67362984
utter utter
Hassan so SO lord
H A S S
A
S
S
Beyond me why there's still no goal in the Warriors game.
>>67362984
>betting against hass
tears
Hass when are you gonna set up a private tt for /bet/ters only?
I'd let my sister go on a date with Hass t b h
>>67363040
getting on over 0.5 if it ever reaches it.
PMSL
TEARS
FFS
>>67362984
SO SO SHREWD
>>67363030
utter utter
tears streaming down my cheeks
>>67362984
does it get much shrewder, post betslip pls
>>67363040
med on o1
>>67363088
When you lose a bet you can not replace.
Don't worry boys. Make it back on GL O 1 for Warriors game.
It doesn't lose.
Take 1.75 or better.
Something coming up in the next 20 mins that looks incredible. Hit that 'Follow' button so you dont miss out!!
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>>67363116
11111111111111111
just managed to get a 100 on
>seconds away from TTing o1 small
Was on DPMM anyway since '13, but now I wish I had waited and got on overs, with my luck even Warriors will score.
>>67363137
Euan would have done it anyway.
>>67363137
Here's what I do so I never miss out friend.
>Open /bet/ on browser
>Have 365 logged in on phone in front of you
>Tweak 4chan extension so you get a 2 second update for the page
>Add notification sound + speakers incase you fall asleep at night
>Everytime there's a new post then look and see if it's a bet tip
Sometimes when /bet/ is busy I just have notifications set to certain shrewd users
>>67363137
get on over 2 then you scrotum
BT wants a small on HPS +0.5
small on michalovce u19 0ah @2.03, they're the better team and look motivated to get a result after some shit performances lately
Gavster wants a smed on Georgia to qualify
>>67363227
eurovish?
>>67363199
info?
euan SO cringe
>>67363266
>two footlongs
>>67363236
Yeah
>>67363177
No I don't, been too busy looking at Kakkonen to bother with Kolmonen shite.
>>67363272
let's hope it comes in, already gone med. bt never fails
over 2 is 4.5 on warriors. such good price for atleast refund. putting smed on
>>67363245
not a huge edge but reckon the 0 should be @1.8 or so, like i said they're the better team and looked fired up after conceding, shouldn't be any absences in the squad. dukla fighting to avoid relegation but there's like 7 other teams within a few points of them with 5 games to go
>>67363346
D R O P P E D
If Euan posts another non-365 tip I'm unfollowing him. I getting very annoyed at all these pointless notifications
>>67363390
I could not agree more to be quite frank. If he wants to keep his followers he better listen.
Dosssss
>>67363390
This, so annoying frantically checking 365 when I get a notificaiton
>>67363441
I must have scrolled up and down the page 5 times trying to spot "Olympique" ffs
>>67363177
BT SURREAL
UP insane
>>67363177
putting food on the table again, cheers friendo
>>67363385
don't blame you, realise the write-up or the rball isn't very convincing
on hens and niece for a dpmm goal
>>67363455
>not just using the search bar
wow, sure is study leave in here.
>>67363457
>>67363463
lel I'm not even bt
Is there anything BT can't do?
I just don't think there is.
>>67363475
>365
>search bar
wake up lad
I've got a feeling Will Hill are never going to unsuspend this
>>67363148
Just got back to see that I was right.. DAC
>>67363505
apparently not
11111111 zzzzzzzzzz
My ROI on betting is consistently averaging 10% but my ROS on tinder is <0.1%
What am I doing wrong here? I just don't get it.
>>67363463
I went small on DNB @ 6, cheers.
would tongue BTs arse for a rosengard goal
is mohun v sala THE match for today?
literally ready to invest thousands.
Hello rosengard where are the goals?
>>67363573
just want 2 more corners desu
Can't believe I got on Rosengard
>>67363578
I just got off the phone to Tara Kneafsey to see how much I can get for it. She said she'll get back to me within the next half an hour.
S H A K I N G
>>67363552
Try using different colours on your betting spreadsheet to impress the ladies m8
After losing 8/9 bets yesterday, rosengard is my first bet today zzzzz just cba
> Villarreal -1 @11
> Villareal -2 @30
Putting some cheeky smalls on these
>>67363625
They were lucky at home lad nvm away
>>67363625
>/bet/ting on mainstream
>>67363625
Liverpool will win 3-1
>>67363622
Same, couldn't get on Lyon. Going to be down insane.
Is betting with bitcoin-ev? Cloudbet has so many live games.
>>67363637
did you miss BT and dutchtips?
both great tips in this thread
>>67363644
you lose loads of the exchange rate to real money. unless youre a drug dealer i dont know why youd do this
please rosengard
>>67363553
think they can get the 2nd, re-backed 0ah tiny as the odds didn't move much, completely dominant in the 2nd save for a scary first few minutes
Sorry that I got on rosengard lids, 9/10 lost bets now.
>>67363687
not even over yet you fucking wet flannel, you're the plague that wears /bet/ down
still worth laying Russia @3.6?
>>67363687
4/5 for me, can't even be arsed to chase losses. Gonna get some Vitamin D and get wasted.
>>67363633
> an EPL team beating a La Liga team in Europe
Pmsl
>>67363711
Ukraine were the bet
over 1.5 on the rosengard game bet now.
the game is paused but rball guy hasnt put it in so the lines think theres 1 min left when more like 9
>>67363772
source?
>>67363772
managed to get on @4.5 before line closed. just put 30 on because a wimp, hope its good info mate.
>>67363715
>he calls it the EPL
You're in no position to mock
Tears if you didn't have overs on mohun game.
Literally paying for me mums bday prezzie next week.
down thousands
Another bet down... pmsl literally CAN NOT win a bet zzz
>>67363772
ended at 97, good info mate. shame it didnt come in
>>67363851
>>67363847
How?
BT tip on HPS - Golden
dutchtips tip on Warriors - Golden
Mohun tip - Golden
All posted in this thread.
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BT so shrewd
>>67363870
been at work, got notifications from euan but lyon wasnt on 365
>>67363903
WHY was this not TT'd
>>67363870
Been out this morning.
rebacking HPS 0.0 @ 2
minimum refund
>>67363924
>>67363907
Well there's your answers boys.
Not committed enough.
I sit leeching on this thread from dusk till dawn and back again and so should you.
>>67363870
>>67363903
>>67363919
Again, I didn't tip it
>>67363937
how much you up for the month
might quite me job
>>67363980
been on it 2 weeks, started with 300 in, up to 2.5k.
might be able to continue, only had 2 -ve days so far, one was because I bet after a night out on some bball lotto
>>67363991
ahh this is not good idea
zzz was just rebacking the o2.5 when they scored
cheers to the lads who posted about mohun anyway
>>67364041
no worries mate, they'll be at least 2 more goals so make your bets based on that, wait for those nice lines. dunno about handis at this point, overs is still the best punt.
>>67363644
Cloudbet and Bovada (I think) have started accepting btc, but apparently they jew you out on wihdrawals. Use nitro if you decide to use btc - their odds follow pinnacle, so they're usually better than anywhere else, bitcoin or fiat currency, and deposits/withdrawals are instant.
Of course, you're also gambling on the exchange rate, but if you trade in and out quickly then there's no issue since it isn't that volatile. I started btc betting when the price was about £100 and it's tripled in value since then
If you go with nitro, use my referral link
>https://nitrogensports.eu/r/95540
so I can get summa dat jewgold
>>67363937
>being a disgusting leech
You'll lose it all eventually, might as well take some out and enjoy it now lad
just come back from the shitter and see hps are up by 3 goals. will bt ever lose a bet?
Dat Kontu rball
>>67364096
wtb :)
>>67364077
todays tip better win mate
>>67364114
Me to lose @1.01
>>67364096
wtfb :(
>>67364124
on smed
>>67364120
>>67364125
have you had an original thought in your lives
>>67364136
>one original bet is worth a thousand mindless rebacks
>mackers
>>67364120
I hope you've only gone small, it was tipped as 3/10
She's up a break for what that's worth
Stadlu DC @ 5.5
great value for a very open game
>>67364164
yeah, no worries. just still in tears from yesterdays tip
>Kontu 0.0
Mohun 2nd H kicked off, get ready with your shekels and dinars.
Need BT to give the go ahead to tip Kontu dnb
I think that's called a penalty mate.
>>67364249
Lel I thought it was something that was wrong with my phone
>>67364212
brb grabbing all my pesos
>>67364249
Indirect in the box you meff
mohun -0.5 @ evens
#freemoney
>>67364249
pretty sure that's an indirect free kick in the box bruv
>>67364273
>>67364265
>>67364249
I THINK IT'S AN INDIRECT FREE KICK IN THE BOX
MOHUN 333333333333333
CANT STOP WINNING
Rebacking mohun with everything i own, not missing out on this gravy train
>>67364219
Can't do that lid
tfw indian football team makes you more money in 90minutes then most their population will make in a year.
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