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>rags
>Caps
>craps
think this game will end up being 3-2 craps
>>67356880
>rags
CLAP YOUR HANDS
>>67356862
I said I don't like it when you use @ and you said you wouldn't do it agian. jerk.
>>67356880
Don't laugh
But this is my hockey gametime meal
>it's an "argue about metrics" episode
>bill
>pongs
penguins pls do this >_<
Do any of you guys get anxiety the day after drinking?
I actually had to have a few shots to go to the liquor store to get some more vodka because I was so shaky and nervous
>>67356920
I'm not laughing I'm crying
>>67356920
Are you some kind of small woodland creature?
>YFW Pongs sweep Craps in 5
>>67356920
Plate looks a bit comfy
>>67356920
I have a similar arrangement
Who NEET here?
no o in capitals you memester
>>67356917
I'm a different guy.
I'm at the game
>>67356937
do you drink often? Sounds like withdrawals
>>67356920
would snack on
maybe add some banana chips
>>67356920
>>67356937
Those are actually the withdrawals from alcohol. Taper off for two days and you'll be fine.
>>67356937
I think that's called withdrawl.
>>67356960
just (you)
>>67356921
the NERDS from Monday are back
forecast in Murrayville calls for more snow
>>67356973
What the fuck are banana chips
>>67356960
Me. Shitposting, pizza and illegal hockey streams feature prominently in my lifestyle.
>>67356920
based desu
I eat cashews and nuts while playing games/watching tv alll the time
Something about putting smaller pieces of food in your mouth minute by minute if more satisfying that eating burger while watching sports
2bh
>>67356992
Dried bananas you mong
>>67356937
The trick is to get up super early and take one shot, then get up later and eat a huge meal.
>wilson coming in on full force chimpout
the penalties only come when the craps throw fits and the peens retaliate hahaha
>>67356947
kek
>>67356937
starting get that way fampai. i get depressed and miserable and nervous in my day-to-day life and then i can just drink it all away when i get home
...so that's just what i do 8-)
>>67356937
Sounds like withdrawals. Control your drinking or it'll grow into full blown panic syndrome not even trolling
>tfw your team got btfo in the first round and the best player is about to walk
Feelsbadman, enjoy these playoofs penfags and capshits
>>67357000
Sounds stupid
Wilson sucks.
>>67356972
Yea like 5-6 nights a week
>>67356982
>>67356985
Maybe a little bit, I'm not shaky when I'm home, it's just being out in the store makes me really nervous and anxious
>>67356990
At least Fort McMurray is no longer on fire.
>>67357028
ur stupid
>SHE SAID ILL THROW MYSELF AWAY
who /qotsa/ here?
>>67357022
cheer up, you'll always have the Hot n Ready Power Play
>>67356960
> work full-time
> about to start school on top of it
sometimes i legitimately miss my NEET days. i spent a week alone in my apartment without exiting or showering one time
why do the caps keep choking
why do the nats keep choking
i HATE this fucking city. i hate my fucking life.
redskins and the wizards are the ones that have actually over-achieved this past decade.
SAVE US DC UNITED
>>67356992
dehydrated banana slices
they're crunchy
Is it possible to dry out an watermelon and make watermelon chips?
>>67356937
anxiety day after drinking is p normal desu, doesn't have to money real withdrawals.
just missing a little GABA activity the day after which kinda pisses of your brain
>>67357028
It's good.
Threads like this make me glad I never started drinking. Philadelphia Flyers threads really give me those feels though. You can tell all those assholes are drunk without them even telling anyone.
that was a pretty long period
>>67356967
I'd like it if you didn't use @ next time you make a thread. I hope you're enjoying the game it seems like a good one to be at.
>>67357053
note that if you buy these they're often fried in oil and higher cal than you would think
>>67357064
yes, it's called a fruit roll-up
>>67357064
>Is it possible to dry out an watermelon and make watermelon chips?
According to google, yes. Never heard of it before though.
>>67357083
for you
>>67357079
> I never started drinking
get a load of captain faggot over here
>dried bananas
This is why circumcision should be illegal.
>>67357076
its essentially nothing but sugar.
>>67357079
You can just remove flyers from that post, all filthy threads are like that
>>67357079
Bad things happen when you drink and shitpost.
>>67357047
Too soon
>goaltending tips from kelly fucking hrudey
topkek everyime
Who /Paige/ here?
>>67357079
I was the youngest person in AA by 20 years
>>67357005
i just did this at my brother's wedding, had one beer at 3 PM then nothing for 2 hours so i didn't get all drunk later on
>your knees look great
>>67357125
I didn't say it was healthy I said it was tasty.
>>67357079
>glad I never started drinking
You should be. I didn't start drinking until I was 22 and now have 2 DUIs and had acute cirrhosis at 26 years old. All because of alcohol.
Alcohol has literally cost me over $20,000
>>67357153
AHAHAHAAH
GIVE BILL YOUR ENERGY
>>67357147
>has kids
dropped
>>67357132
>going to prison for IRL shitposting
all of the greentext stories in the history of 4chan combined are less pathetic
>>67357153
>THINGS CHANGE, TO CHANGE I CANNOT COURAGE THE THINGS
>>67357172
There's nothing wrong with quitting alcohol
>>67357079
>telling people you're drunk
>being an annoying faggot
Choose 2
>>67357115
My dad drank enough for the both of us. When he got his third DUI they told him they were shocked he wasn't dead after checking his blood alcohol level. He's never allowed to drive again.
I went through severe depression when I was aged 17-23. I don't think I would have come out of it if I started boozing.
>>67357170
no, poor life choices cost you over 20,000
>>67357153
>tfw got a DUI at 16
>had to attend AA classes
Most awkward shit
>>67357132
that or you get drunk enough to look up your ex's social media
and then you contemplate ending your life
>>67357125
>>67357165
yeah it's like taking potatoes and covering them with eggs and mayonnaise. sure we know it's not healthy anymore but we're still going to call it a salad.
>>67357153
congrats on getting through. I'm doing it myself now without the program and I think I might make it
>>67357183
There is something wrong with being a weak willed faggot with no self control
>>67357147
no but i would like to /knowherfullnamesoicanlookherup/
>>67357183
There's something wrong with joining a cult though.
OP here.
At the captain Morgan lounge during intermission.
Spotted me some qts
>>67357191
Alcoholism is a disease lad.
Don't pretend you're better than anyone here.
>>67357204
Yeah, that's why you're spending your quality time on 4chan of all fucking places, you stud.
>>67357207
> "people" take creepshots of strangers in real life
wow, fucking murder yourself
I drank responsibly through college and my early 20's, it's fun. You don't have to become a degenerate addict, maybe drink once a week and get piss drunk a couple of times a month.
I was basically forced to stop drinking because I got ulcerative colitis. I can drink but it's not great for me and I shit blood. Kinda miss it but not that much. Hanging around with drunk people sober makes you realize how dumb alcohol makes everyone.
>>67357204
Edgy
>>67357206
Not as edgy but still edgy
>>67357079
>tfw thinking about starting drinking again
I've been taking care of myself for 10 months now and I still feel like shit all the time.
>>67357210
Being a flaming homo is also a disease
>>67357207
dubs and you go over there and get their numbers.
>>67357207
Tell them Kessel is your cousin. Instant waterfall in her panties
>>67357207
too blurry
>>67357205
her name is Charlotte Flair
>>67357207
I don't have any friends big into hockey. Are girls good hockey fans or are they like girls that are baseball fans that only go there to be social at the stadium bars and fawn over Bryce Harper?
>>67357207
way outta ur league, just dont drop the spaghetti in your pocket as you walk by
>>67357204
The jew juice has gotten this one.
>>67357239
kek.
no flaminghomo.jpg?
we need one.
>>67357232
> Hanging around with drunk people sober
why would you do that, ever
As a pongs fan, I'm well aware we will choke this all away in the third.
GG capsbros
>>67357241
you blind? her number's 58
>>67357207
Tell them you run the Chris Letang fan page on Facebook and want a picture
Dubs wills it
>>67357197
iktfb
>sorry anon i forgot my wallet so you have to pay
>>67357249
puck bunnies
>>67357232
Good blog
Upboated
>>67357238
Booze won't help. See someone.
>>67357249
The 2nd. But at least hockey grills you know aren't degenerate club whores and coal burners
>>67357170
Alcohol didn't do that m8, you're own poor choices did
>>67357207
CREEPER! CREEPER! CREEPER!
>>67357249
i live in a pretty big hockey town and i can confirn girls just go to socialize.
>guy from beginning of first bread.
>>67357283
Find the guy who paid for your tits and ask him gook
>>67357283
lmao nope. hope you like washing dishes
>>67357249
It depends. My wife is into hockey and knows the rules and yells at the refs like a proper fan. But I've seen plenty of clueless puckbunnies too
>>67357273
I get the feeling one of the depth players is going to step up in the 3rd with a huge goal. Not sure which team though.
>>67357283
Are there any people out there more vain than gooks ?
>can't get drunk off beer or else I piss the bed
It's a bad feel
>>67357207
Cmon you can do better than that
>>67357236
>telling the truth is edgy
AA check every box in the definition of a cult.
>>67357283
is dat some sprite?
>>67357293
Bing Bong
>>67357210
>>67357316
>yells at the refs like a proper fan
>>67357207
Me on the right
>>67357267
>>67357331
>it's this fucking guy again
>>67357339
>AA is a cult
That's weird, I go on my own accord, nobosy would track me down if i stopped going, and haven't paid a dime to them
>>67357268
I shouldn't drink and I'm in my 20's. 20 and 30-somethings drink when they get together. Am i just supposed to check out of life?
>>67357273
Bill will save us
>>67357249
Hockey girls are the best girls.
Unlike football girls they actually know some shit other than the name of the quarterback.
>>67357256
>putative my league
Nah. But I'm here with family and have a gf. Plus they look like they're still in college. Too many complications working against me right now.
>>67357289
He should do coke instead!
>Ovi nominated for a leadership award
What?
>>67357320
Their self importance knows no bounds. If you try to tell people on 4chan it's much better to get with a Filipina they'll be like
>no anon that's disgusting those people are poor and brown
Instead they fetishize plastic surgery enhanced self obsessed people with even worse attitudes than the western women they claim to hate. I really don't get it.
>>67357345
If you're not screaming at the refs on tv you're not a fucking hockey fan. Stop trying to look cool on the internet
>>67357288
Fuck you. Everyone is talking about drinking. It's fucking intermission. I hope you choke.
>Cole
Top kek
>>67357371
I just drink diet Pepsis
Maybe old degenerate high school friends would give you shit but working professionals won't
>>67357226
I think you're on the wrong site
>>67357238
You need to find a natural high. Start running or lifting
>>67357404
Thanks CM Punk
>>67357391
Sounds pretty casual to me
>>67357384
Y E L L O W F E V E R
>>67357378
I have an uncle who is an alcoholic and now instead of beer he drinks coke, literally 4 litres a day. he's fat as fuck now
>>67357422
>Start running or lifting
I already do
>>67357357
>saved
>>67357399
https://twitter.com/AmandaJupena/status/728014108126236672
>>67357331
The fuck?
>>67357361
If I ever had to give up drinking I would probably start smoking weed again. Haven't done that in 5 years come August
I need a high or else life is boring
>>67357399
I'm reading that Gerrit Cole is being told to settle down by a security guard.
>>67357371
Just move to Utah and become a Mormon. Who needs to drink when you have a qt obedient wife to breed with
>>67357404
They don't give me shit, I never said they did. But once people are five drinks in or so and I'm stone sober, I start to realize that my brain is working way faster than theirs.
It can be fun to fuck with people if everyone is really pissed and some are blackout though. I brought up pre-nups with a group of piss drunk late 30's early 40's people... that was pretty hilarious. Like throwing a steak into a den of lions for them to fight over.
>>67357452
Then start smoking weed i guess. It's not great for you but it's a shitload healthier than drinking
>>67357472
Hedonism is a good thing, friendo. Going off the rails is not.
>>67357436
How many of those losers that post k pop pictures would get cucked after they marry a Korean girl and she realizes how much he's respected in his own country after immigrating there?
>>67357412
if 4chan is the "right" side, i'm cool with that
>>67357490
But...
>Utah
Dealbreaker.
>>67357495
Anything interesting happen?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have gotten mad at a cell phone
>>67357510
>hedonism is a good thing
Who else /playoffbeard/ here?
How's it coming in lads?
>>67356862
>Clap your hands
Stream starting to shit itself on my end, Uncle Gary.
>>67357552
Shaved mine after the Wings exited
>>67357531
It was a mix of men and women, some who were currently married, some never married, and some divorced. Some also with significant assets. All really drunk. So it created some pretty lively discussion. No fights or anything like that if that's what you meant.
well that fucking sucked uncle gary
>>67357514
I don't know, don't get yellow fetishism, thankfully.
They probably wouldn't even give them a second glance desu. Just disdain. But then again, it's be shit copulating with shit.
>>67357552
I got a good forest going down there.
>>67357574
Absolutely not
>>67357568
Seems smooth on my end, maybe try refreshing?
>>67357574
Please not the faggy shaved on the sides and back long on top shit that every fucking douchebag has these days.
>>67357578
>no fights
Whole lot of nothing then.
Fuck you, I actually got interested.
>Caps can't handle the bantz, reported Cole to security
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/728044420914884609
Caps turning it up now, this series is going to a game 7
OP here again.
A lot of you complained that the shot was too blurry so I introduced myself. They just giggled and said hi. We talked for a few minutes and then the period started so we went back to our seats but one of them told me to meet them after the end of the game at the lounge again.
Got a good butt shot of me following them back to the seats.
>>67357604
Sorry you can't pull it off anon
>>67357531
Utah is GOAT if you're Mormon and love the outdoors
@67357574
lolno
>>67357541
Surely, you're living an entirely drug free and non capitalist lifestyle, right ?
>>67357604
hahaha hate all you want scrub, my white boy fade gets me crazy laid. the 18-24 crowd loves that haircut for a reason broh
>>67357608
>craps
>>67357617
WELP
Time to live vicariously through another anon
Did bettman stream start shitting up to everyone else?=
>>67357598
Yeah. Did a few times. Seems better now. Just mentioning it cause it persisted for a couple minutes.
It's some sort of third period bad juju.
>>67357634
Drug free yes. And what does capitalist free mean? I can't buy groceries
>>67357604
I still find it absolutely hilarious that the literal fucking Hitler Youth haircut is now in fashion.
>>67357617
You have a chance, stop trying to ruin it by taking creeper shots you fucking idiot
GARY FIX IT
Stream skipping for anyone else? What do gary?
>>67357617
> one of them told me to meet them after the end of the game
lol while she's in an uber home with her friend
>>67357617
>one of them told me to meet them after the end of the game at the lounge again.
m a d m a n
>>67357617
holy shit you followed them? Fucking creepy just watch the game holy shit
>>67357657
yeah ;_;
>>67357617
we know you're just at the game with your sister and mom anon.
>>67357617
>giggles
Nigga please you just stalkin but we've all been there
THE STREAM IS FUCKING UP AGAIN
>>67357657
>>67357661
I just restarted it, it was getting stuttery on my end too. Let me know if it helps. If not I will try to change something more drastic
>>67357626
>getting a shitty version of last year's haircut
also holy shit how are your eyebrows so uneven? and go in the fucking sun it's May
>>67357654
VICARIOUSLYYYYYY
I LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD DIES
who /tool/ here?
>>67357700
its better now thanks based anon
>>67357700
Seems better now. Here's hoping it works for rest of game.
Hey stream fags
Game is literally on tv
>>67357715
>this weak as fuck post trying to make me somehow feel bad
Sad!
>>67357734
>paying for the coaxial jew
>Dat Murray glove save
>>67357718
Such a good record
Listened to it this morning at work desu
>>67357731
>>67357728
When it goes to commercial I will change something. It will go down for a minute but refresh after awhile and it will be good
>>67357731
Nope, still choppy as shit.
Gary, time to kill them CP torrents
>>67357700
ty based gary
Stream still stutters here
>>67357700
Fine for the now. Thanks, boss.
>>67357734
Oh, is it? Cool! Could you please tell me which channel? I couldn't find it for some reason...
>>67357718
Me but ive really only seriously listened to Lateralus and 10,000 days.
BASED MURRAY
>>67357617
I wish I was as alpha as OP
>>67357740
Reddit!
Wow that borderlands shit looks like a mobile game kek
>>67357760
this
>I listen to metal
>I don't exclusively listen to oldies and a touch of country
>>67357740
your sides are too long and you didn't even put any product in your hair to make it hold. it doesn't even look like you used a blow dryer this is pleb tier
>>67357617
ITT: Things that never happened.
>>67357749
How do you have internet?
>>67357766
still choppy after restart
>cindy throwing a tantrum
lmao
>pongs playing like shit in the third
Every fucking time
>crysby
>>67357802
You sound very heterosexual
STREAM BRO DROPPING FRAMES LIKE A GREASED MONKEY
>>67357790
Looks like it was written by 8 year old girls too
>>67357755
hell yeah. now if maynard can stop fucking around with puscifer and get back to the fucking studio that'd be great.
>>67357811
I pay for it. But it allows me to access free pornography, which cable TV does not
>>67357829
tbf he's right, you need a little something to hold that look
the only reason i get away with the dry look is because my hair is incredibly thin and just sits down when i dry it right
everytime pongs get an actual attempt at a fast goal someone fucks up and falls over or whiffs
I missed the chimpout because I had to switch streams what happened? What did crybaby do?
>mfw Ovi broke Crosby's hand and they didn't even call it
Rip Cindy's hand.
>STREAM FUCKING UP
>CROSBY INJURED
>REFPUCK
Having serious issues getting this stream to work right, sorry. For some reason it's sending to youtube at half the fucking speed and I can't fix it
>>67357829
I'm not the one posting pictures of my hairstyle on a sports board desu
>>67357865
likewise gotta know
Oh, forgot to ask earlier, is Määttä still ded?
Penguins win off a cheeky late 3rd period goal
Gonna go out on a ledge here lads: the next goal will be a major turning point in the series.
>>67357881
rekt
>>67357887
Yes. He is kill
>>67357881
You're just the one sperging out over said pictures
>>67357865
Ovi kinda slashed him on the hand and Crosby was acting his hand exploded and started whacking everything with his stick when he went down the tunnel
>>67357862
Caps have fanned on half their shots and some of their passes this whole series too
SCAAAAAAARRRRR
