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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/4: TUF Season 23 EP 3
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)

NEWS:

>Bisping: "I'm the only natty middleweight"
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-bisping-as-legends-fall-to-drug-testing-i-may-be-only-clean-ufc-middleweight

>It's a boxer thinks he would do good in MMA episode
http://www.foxsports.com/boxing/story/amir-khan-mma-boxers-hit-harder-canelo-alvarez-050316

>Josh Emmett replaces Nick Hein to fight Jon Tuck on May 8th
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/team-alpha-males-josh-emmett-in-for-nick-hein-vs-jon-tuck-at-ufc-fight-night-87

>Lawler-Woodley in the works for UFC 201
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594250/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-in-the-works
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very important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10131713
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>>67355110
m8 you could at least have taken a more flattering screenshot of him
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So TUF starts in about an hour from now?
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>tfw Lawler's reign is over

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594250/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-in-the-works
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>>67355449
Yes
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>>67355449
Yes
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>>67355454
>he chose Tyron "Nobody's Choice" Woodley
top jej m8
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>>67355449

Yes
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Is this season of the TUF fighter worth watching?
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>>67355524
Yes, but only to listen to Joanna tell Claudia to "go back to the jungle"
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>>67355524
There is a bull and a qt, what more do you need ?
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>>67355473
>>67355482
>>67355501

thank ye kindly
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>>67355569
>what more do you need ?
my wife's permission
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>>67355614
Uhm i'm only a virgin because my wife hasn't let me have sex with her

I love her and our son though
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>>67355636
stop posting
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>>67355665
stop bombing you fucking muslim ape
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>>67355677
you first
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>>67355236
>not linking previous general
terrible OP, 6/10
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>>67355614

>implying those two are mutually exclusive

conservatards everyone
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>>67355738
never bombed anything in my life Najjar
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>>67355786
You're bombing your life with lack of decisions and action leaving your life a weak field of nothing where not even dirt flourishes.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-7B75pvgjZg

>had my first kickboxing class today and it was super fun. I'm also starting Jiu Jitsu as well and martial arts will be my new main focus as opposed to weight lifting. But as always I'm sticking to a clean, whole foods, vegan diet.

Our boy is gonna be a champ within 4 years
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>>67355779
>tfw have a wife but still virgin
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>>67355811
>lack of decisions
i always go for the finish cuck

>leaving your life a weak field of nothing where not even dirt flourishes.
my cuck shed's garden is literally it's best feature
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>>67355849
Then finish yourself off
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could you heem this man?
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>>67355819
>sweet potatoes
>avocado
>baked tofu with all those spices
>chickpeas

I could probably live off that too. Sounds delicious.
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>>67355900
Easily
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>>67355866
>Then finish yourself off
t. suicide bomber nazeer
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>>67355948
kek
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>>67355943
i think you'd be surprised..

i think he'd fuck you up
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Goodnight /heem/
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>>67355978
unlike you, you inferior arabic piece of shit, i >literally< have nothing to prove on /ngannou/
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>>67355454

Woodley is just a worse version of Lawler, should be a great fight though. If Woodley doesnt knock him out early I dont see how he wins.
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>>67356007
brad pitt in fight club tier
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>>67356007

mirin
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>>67356007
what's his weight?
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>>67356073
Lawler's been in wars recently man, his chin could even be deteriorating. He's still MY BOY, but damn was it worrying when his head planted into the mat early on in the Condit fight
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>>67356007

nc amateur heem bro here, i've been calling out lithcuck and i think he's scared to fight me, croatia, or anybody right now
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>>67356065
You're ridiculous, you just subscribe to racist ideologies because you're scared of facing your problems head on and you want to feel better about yourself without actually doing anything.
Guess what I'm not an arab or arabic and just because you aren't white doesn't mean you shouldn't try hard in your life, you just want to set up a natural rule of order because you don't have anything to show for yourself.

That's all besides the point because none of your posts are even fighting related in the slightest and that's the problem.
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>>67356200
youre on the list, provided the picture checks out my very thurough picture search
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>>67356226
>racist ideologies

Calm down there, Trotsky.
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>>67356254
move me up in the rankings from #8, these pussies dont want none
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>>67356226
>a literal arab pretending he knows me irl is trying to fight my shitposting by giving me (You)s

>ARAB-ESQUE IN HIS WRONGED LYFESTYLE AND REDUCED IQ, IS THE GERMAN, JOE
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Every single on of you disgusts me, I'm going to work now and I hope you guys do something with your life instead of shitting up a Cantonese smoke sign answering machine
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>>67356200
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How do I watch Joanna/qthue TUF, all I see on Fight Pass is up to manlet season
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>>67356387
tv, or the habitual stream sites
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>>67356371
Amateur shows are shit. I had my first MMA fight on the undercard of a Muay Thai card and all the refs and judges were muay thai judges. I kept getting stood up after 15 seconds while I was in full mount throwing punches on the guy and then when I won with an arm triangle they announced me as the winner by "triangle choke"
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>>67356365
shut the fuck up, i think i deciphered this, you are unironically a turk roach
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>>67356271
>implying you're not NC fag

nice dirtstache tho
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>>67356446
you got any video to back that up bud?

add that to the list of things that never happened
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>>67356425
zzz I can't be fucked watching it if there's effort, rather just watch heems on Fight Pass then
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>>67356387

It's on fox (which you can stream online) but IDK if that works for aussies.
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>>67356496
nc fag is a pussy that wont fight me, i've called him out multiple times and he goes running
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>>67356515
If this shit site would let me upload webms with sound I'd be able to
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>>67356574
>>>/wsg/ bro
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>>67356574
upload to google drive, use online video converter to take out audio
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>>67356537
yeah probably not worth the effort of finding a stream
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>>67356545
i called you out and said let's meet at the harris teeter parking lot in winston salem and you never responded you punk ass aids stache bitch
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>>67356611
>>67356613
sure but I'll have to mute my name since I don't want you guys all on my Facebook, gimme 5min to convert the file since I've only got the DVD and not like a video file
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>>67356545
you move up to 7 since Canuck doesnt have any experience, but I dont see you beating neverlands and above.

>>67356678
please bring someone to record, preferably someone raised not to jump in, also post body
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>>67356678
lets do it out in the nc country bro where no cops are around, not in the middle of a city you goof

come to mayberry anytime
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What song would you want playing over your highlight reel lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7oD4NowhI
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Who will be our "Next Generation Anderson Silva"?
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Should tails be banned from MMA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLSeCrwBfJc
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>>67357088
>anything but Sail
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>>67357091
McGregor has already taken on that role.

He was big in other promotions, super hyped coming into his debut. His debut is against some TUF reject that he absolutely demolishes in <30 seconds. The rest of his fights are super exciting knockouts of top-tier guys, record-breaking feats. Then he goes and loses to a guy he could have and should have easily beaten due to hubris.
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>>67357091
The person most reminiscent of his fighting style is Michael Page
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TUF's on lads
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>>67357196
channel?
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>>67357215
No fucking idea
Fox Sports ?
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>>67356611
>>67356613
>>>/wsg/1068829

>win by arm triangle
>your winner by triangle choke
>your winner by tapout

Australian """""referees"""""

Also don't bully my body, it was literally 5 years ago and hadn't gone through puberty yet
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christ helen get it together
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>Khalil is the guy lifting the crying girl's spirits

Fuck, that's no bull attitude
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>>67357166
>loses to a guy he could have and should have easily beaten due to hubris.

Nate was a horrible matchup for Conor for a number of reasons. All Conor has is his left hand and putting on all that weight killed his cardio. With no stamina against Nate there was like a 1% chance to win by KO.

Conor does not possess the skillset to avoid just standing with Nate and that is the worst thing you can do against him.
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>>67357271
>dat face
topkek
What state you in brah?
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>>67357336
Conor possesses the skillset to tko/ko Nate lad. You remember how he was lighting Nate up for the first 8 minutes of the fight? He thought it'd be an easy win so he recklessly started throwing and missing then ended up gassing because of it.

Conor DESTROYS Nate in the rematch. Mark my words.
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>>67357433
How do I mark your words?
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>>67357433
>He actually believes this
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>>67357271
>winner by tap out

Kek
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>>67357386
>those hips
>that long hair
>that feminine face

would make a qt trap tbqhwyl
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Am I the only one watching TUF?

>muh cancer
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>>67357494
what channel?
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>My ban got lifted
Awwwww yeah!
Been away from 4chan for a while. Whats going on?
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>>67357386
lanklet/10
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>>67357494
>tfw driving home from work
>tfw at a stand still in highway traffic trying to get back to my apartment
>tfw probably going to miss whole episode
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>>67357494
No I am too
It's amazing how we only see Khalil even though he's already eliminated
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>>67357386
Why is the typical 4chan user portrayed as a neckbeard
There are more skellies on here than there are traditional neckbeards
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>>67357455
cap the post

>>67357469
>he doesn't believe it
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>>67357352
This was in Vic, back when the cage was still illegal so we had to fight in rings

>>67357386
caption as /heem/ #1

Also I forgot in the 3rd round he tried to meme me when we touched gloves because I'd been fucking him the last 2 rounds, turns out whites do this shit too
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>>67357515
"Be Careful" is up 5% over the past week
Ngannou-centric posting is down 15%
Anti-Conor sentiment is at an all time high
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>>67357433
It's hilarious because Nate USED Conor's love of his uppercut to beat him after downloading his style and figuring him out because Nate actually has hands and Conor is a paddycake potatoe.

Check the sequence where he clocks Conor, Conor is angling for his uppercut and leans off with his left to land it. Nate notices and feeds him the left straight.
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There are too many JJs in MMA. There's 2 JJs on team joanna in TUF.

Ginger JJ is pretty qt though. Good facial structure.
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>>67357433

>gassing

champions don't gas in the 2nd round faggot
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>>67356007
I will take your head clean off, lad
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>>67357006
>come to my tiny ass town in bumfuck nowhere instead of meeting halfway

this is what you call a dicktuck.
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I swear to god I thought she was bald at first
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>>67357618
>"Be Careful" is up 5% over the past week
What?

>>67357587
Oh cool. I remember supporting my gym mates at an early MMA Down Under show before they used the cage in SA.
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>>67357678
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>>67357651
When they sprint for both rounds they do.
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>>67357709
Khabib was never my boy. But I love watching him fight. Damn
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>Claudia having fun trolling JJ

How bae is she ?
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>>67357709
would it be funny if kabob got killed my a muzzie for being the wrong kind of muzzie?
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Khalil seems like a huge attention whore desu
Not sure he is bull-status
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>>67357709
>>67357750
I love Siyar because he doesn't reveal what cultural/ethnic background he is because all that matters is that hes representing Afghans in general.
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>>67357741

ok lol......because he set a blistering pace.......

you act like it was gatti ward in there

it wasn't

he's supposed to be a champion and can't last 2 full rounds

I'm a McGregor fan, full homo

I just dicked down my Irish gf

That being said, the UFC has a problem with a lot of their main event 5 round fights having guys who are tired in the 2nd round, not at the end of the 2nd round, but during it
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>>67357804
He isnt
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>>67356446
sure, pal.
"I was gonna do that, but...."
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>>67357678
Do you know which one it was? I cornered my friend one MMA Down Under 3 I think it was, the first one in the cage. Main event was our collective /dad/ Dan Kelly heeming Kym Robinson
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god joanna is such a cunt
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>>67357512
FS1 you stupid pleb faggot
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>>67356286

shut the fuck up mexico or I'll punch your head clean off
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>DOOM shilling in a fighting show for no reason at all

Classic dana
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>>67357846
I think it was MMA Down Under 2. I have the ticket somewhere I think unless I threw it away.
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>>67357845
I literally posted the video of it in this thread, wipe your wife's boyfriend's jizz out of your eyes cuck
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>>67357868
Because Doom is a violent action packed game that appeals to teenaged boys? Just like how most casual MMA fans are teenaged boys?
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>>67357868
That was TUF Brazil level product placement
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>>67357867
Shut the fuck up Xin, everyone knows chinks can't fight, this isn't crouching tiger hidden dragon, this is /ngannou/ motherfucker, get it right.
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>literally making this guy the TUF house bitch

This is some Oz shit.
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The fuck is Robbie doing there
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>>67357587
lol what a little pussy
that leg kick was something a little girl would throw, should have heem'd him with that right hand shot
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Rumble-Glover for FOX 20 card in Chicago

Holly-Valentina still main event because "muh women"
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>Fight starting at :35
Oh shit, 3 full boring rounds of nothing
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>>67355849
me on the right
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TOOTHLESS
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>>67358051
>still expecting quality fights out of TUF 23 seasons in
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Who was your favourite person from TUF 1?
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If she learns how to actually finish, Tatiana could be decent
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>>67358168
Leban & Koscheck
Especially when they fucked with Leban outside and he smashed the house up.
Sanchez was fun to watch too.
TUF just isn't the same anymore..
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>>67357810
siyar is an autistic faggot tho and that's just part of his weird delusions of grandeur. srsly have you heard him in interviews? he's unhinged from reality.
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>>67358168
TUF 1 Power Rankings
1.Leben
2.Sanchez
3.Koscheck
4.Soutworth
5.Forrest
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>>67358305
b-but why
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>>67357870
I still have mine hanging on my cupboard, literally so cool that Dan Kelly is in the UFC now and we got to be in his locker room for his 3rd fight, forever my boy

>>67357994
whole event was weird as fuck. It was his hometown so the crowd was cheering when he did his little cheap shot kick, he came in like 2kg overweight and they didn't even ask me if I was okay to fight him even though I would've said yes, and when they took our picture after they put him in the middle between me and the ring girl as if he won that fight. Also he knew the promoter so before I even knew I had a fight he added me on Facebook and looked through all my shit then blocked my the next day when my coach called and said I was fighting.
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JJ2 BTFO
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>>67358294
nice
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>>67358349
AH HA! found my ticket. It is super faded so it wont look good in a picture but it was MMA down Under 2 ringside seats on july 16 2011 in the Ridley Center Adelaide showgrounds.
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What's the joke with the cuck meme?
Like what's even funny
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>>67358450
Sex is funny
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jj's a weak bitch, fights too emotional.
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>>67358450
I think it's mostly done to annoy people
Mentioning it will only keep it alive
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Claudia is having soooo much fun talking shit and stuff
She's deep in JJ's mind while she's just shitting around
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This wrestler chick doesnt know any submission?
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>>67358210
>>67358168
1st season was best season

Koscheck fucking around with everyone was hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnDEO5JIz0Y
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Joanna BTFO
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>37 IP's

nice """""""""""Community"""""""""" fat manlet nerds
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>>67358477
Yep, this. I imagine back in the day around WW2 or whatever, this was what it was like when the term "motherfucker" first hit the lingo. Not often word comes along that is so effective in provoking people.
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>>67358496
Pity that this doesn't affect fights in reality at all and that anyone who believes a fighter lost because they were 'shook' is an idiot who wants MMA to be pro wrestling.
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>>67358547
>cuck
>effective at provoking people
You must be real thin skinned
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>>67358582
Perhaps that's a part of it - people are more thin skinned these days
Has any recently popularized single word been as effective in pissing people off?
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I just got hives on my face after smoking weed
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WTF khalil is on TUF Talk AGAIN?? He fucking lost.
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>>67358682
Are you absolutely certain it was marijuana?
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>>67358682
Was it your weed? One time I smoked with with my slav homie and I got mad hives on my armpits and crotch.
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>>67358574

is kenny kenflo one annoying fuck?
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Will you buy the new DOOM game?
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>>67358707
No its the same stuff Ive been smoking for weeks. I did come back from a kickboxing class a few hours ago tho
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>>67358426
Nice man, I checked the card and I only really recognised Dylan Opitz from somewhere and I remembered Nick Hughes because I'm pretty sure my mates had to go against him in SA BJJ titles.

One of my mates is defending his title in a tournament or something next weekend for Brace, or the title goes up in the tournament every year or something, it's weird. I can't go though because cucked by exams.
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based psycho qt
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>>67357618
Which meme stocks do you project to increase? I need to make investments now for the maximum (You)s.
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>>67358003
Chicago has NEVER gotten a good card.
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Pls heem me
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>>67358831
I think that we're in a lull at the moment - be on the lookout for new memes and invest early!
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Robbie Lawler appears to have Tyron "The Chosen One" Woodley next at UFC 201.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594250/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-in-the-works?_ga=1.23710394.1885728640.1461276746
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>>67358768
Yeah my gym mates did well. One of em won Sub of the night
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>>67358913
wow really
i didn't know that
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>>67358913
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Dear /heem/ senpai, I've wrestled in college and I train BJJ and MMA...I'm small as fuck so I could fight in anything from flyweight to featherweight. Part of me really wants to go trans like Fallon Fox cause I'm SURE I could just DESTROY Meisha Tate. Throw the bitch down to the ground, side control, some elbows to that giant honker, and break arm like Ronda has tried so many times before. Caitlyn Jenner can go suck a dick, I'd be the woman of the year for sure.
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>>67358913
Consider me surprised. For sure thought they'd keep on snubbing Tyron. Does this mean GSP is officially never returning to the cage? What happens to Condit?
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>>67358952
just fight mighty manlet
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>>67358978

Oh there's no stopping that dude plus people would rather watch wmma than short dudes.
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>>67358913
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>67359010
true

maybe you should just try to meme it up at featherweight then, there's some deleted chins there you could take advantage of
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>>67358952
fuck you dont even joke about that shit. i lost my best friend and fellow fitefan to trannydom last year. its a fucking disease.
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>>67358938
I don't usually read the OP, it sucks most of the time.

>>67358969
Condit lost his smile, he won't fight again.
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Will Jones win against DC?
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>>67359091
Hope you gave him a pity fuck at least
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>>67359111
he will lose. claim its part of gods plan. get in a wreck on the highway. also claim its part of gods plan. od on coke. family will claim its part of gods plan at his funeral.
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>>67359172
I would go to my local Fijian church and thanks God if that happens
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>>67359111
no
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>>67359199
same except i would go to my local korean church bc we dont have fijians here.
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Anyone wanna play some UFC 2 on PS4?
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>>67359245
no
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>>67359245
>PS4
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did they seriously just have an eating contest? inb4 miesha misses weight by .4 lbs
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>>67359252
Fuck you then
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>>67359245
How many hours have you put into UFC 2? Still holding up?
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>50 shades of hey

you were doing so well ESPN ... ya blew it

i just turned it off
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>>67356200
>the podcast stoner
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post yfw conor heems nate at UFC 200
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>>67359524
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>>67357386

>those hips
>that bone structure

qt trap/10
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>mfw Conor is heemed by Nate @UFC 202
>mfw DC heems Jones
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>>67357618

>ngannou posting is down
>t. soros schaubposting shill

WE ON A NGANNOU LEVEL NOW
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>>67357618
anti-joanna sentiment also gaining traction
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>>67358871

K E K
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>>67358871
of course you are asian
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>>67359690

>they do it
>for free

FOR FREE
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>katie nolan

oh my god muh dick

>"How's it feel to be a loser"
>that hair flip

hnnnnnnnngggggggg
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>>67358871
Aren't you the emo blog guy? Still better than Adan.
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>https://www.reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/4hugiv/why_must_she_spend_the_night/

which one of you is this?
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>>67359741
You
You're the only one who browses reddit
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>>67359741
>No Ngannou reference
Nobody here
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>>67359741
Probably a britcuck
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When do you think Anderson Silva will retire?
I could see it happening if he gets heemed by Hall
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>>67358732
>that choker
brehs....
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strawpoll lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/10132689
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>>67359892
he's washed up, he shoulda retired years ago
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>>67359892
IIRC he just had a contract extension for like 4-5 fights so I'm sure he's going to try to keep it going.

If Hall beats him he'll probably be fed...Maybe a Hendo rematch? But I expect they'd try to give him another winnable fight.
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>>67359601
That's true - there's a lot of kindling there, ready to set on fire for an anti-Joanna meme
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>>67359091

Sorry anon, is she a qt tho?
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>Holm vs Shevchenko
>ending her career before it can really start
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Who do you lads think will win TUF 23?

>Men's LHW: Andrew Sanchez
>Women's SW: Tatiana Suarez
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>>67359983
Shevchenko has 3 victories over JJ in Muay Thai iirc, she should be a strawweight desu
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Who do you guys think is gonna fight Mighty Mouse next? Joseph again?
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>>67359983
That's what happens when you leave Sean Shelby in charge of matchmaking
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>>67359983
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>>67360017
I want the UFC to be cheeky and give someone like Ben Nguyen or Sergio Pettis the title shot
I wouldn't mind seeing a Cejudo rematch though
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>>67360017
Somebody encouraged to drop from 135; Lineker on a diet?
Ben10/Smolka winner would have a nice streak, the UFC wouldn't be above throwing the winner in with MM.
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>>67359449
say that to my face fucker, not online, and see what happens
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>>67360034
>>67360040

I'm cool with this.
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>post your song when fighting against a GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
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>>67360099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yew9L0Xjm_g
especially if its for a titleshot
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>>67360099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0
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>>67360047
The boneheaded TUF24 idea to find someone to challenge Mighty Mouse did give me an idea, though. We take it back to traditional martial arts; make Mighty Mouse do a 100-man Kumite, except with UFC rules in the cage and whatnot.
Schiavello wrote a great piece about Hovhannisyan's kumite, here: http://www.axs.tv/sports/1-vs-100-inside-a-real-kumite-by-michael-schiavello/
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>>67360120

I'd actually pay to see that
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>>67360099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZKEevgP8q4

SAUSAGE
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>>67355449
Yes
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>>67355236
>Amir Khan thinks he could compete in MMA after he gets his chin deleted by MY BOY Canelo this weekend
kek
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>>67359690

>its still up

kek
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>>67360194
Haha as a New Yorker I give you the video of her crying https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDYkd4dEqws
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>>67360240
Breidis Prescoot deleted his chin I SAW IT LIVE
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Do you have a four legged buddy, /heem/?
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>>67360319
every lass I know is four-legged around me
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>>67360309
Yea Khan is going to die on Saturday mark my words
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>>67360324
I hope they get it over with so GGG and Canelo can get it on thats the only real fight here
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>Take care of you underwears.
>I'm going to fuck you, man.
What did he mean by this?
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>>67360321

British dudes don't get laid...you can't fool me.
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>>67360319
Yes I do
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>>67360319
of course
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>>67360326
Would be a bad match up for Canelo against GGG so I doubt it will ever happen
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>>67360326
Im not convinced that fight will ever happen. Not sure if its canelo himself, but somebody in that camp in ducking GGG hard.
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>>67360319
>Maximus gets hit by a car before Andrei fights Overheem
does Andrei go nuclear? lads, would they have to stop the dam match. Or does he just get really fucking sad...
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>>67360338
>>67360339
FUCK
I understand the powers that be having a problem with it but GGG's career has been a colossal fucking waste of time if it doesn't happen
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>>67360339
Cmon would you fight a guy 3 in taller then you who is also two weight classes above knocking people left and right, GGG is the only one talking about it cause he just want a easy pay day.
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>>67360348
I think GGG should move up a weight lads
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>>67360359
I agree honestly its a shit fight for canelo. Just want somebody of note for GGG honestly.
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