Buchholz vs Rodon tonight.
>Game is televised on ESPN
Fuck. Time for a shitfest.
Game is still on NESN and WPWR in their respective areas. This should be an interesting matchup tonight regardless. Let the mirror matchup resume.
First pitch 7:10PM CST.
Rodon please don't Rodanks for 20 please!
Also offense, please stop sucking against crappy pitchers.
Why are SOX/SOX threads so bro tier?
>>67353777
You heard poplar's trips. Don't let the poor girl down white sox
Sawx @ Sahx let's go!
>>67353799
Didn't really feel like that last year when the White Sox visited Fenway.
So is this on ESPN in Chicago, or is it blacked out?
>>67353933
Channel 50.
hey guys sorry i was really tired last night so i didn't really post in the thread but i was watching the game that new boy looked good IMO clay is an ace and he will win this one
>>67353952
That's TBS for me...
Let's go white sox.... Let's go white sox... Let's go white sox.... Fuckholz.... No errors for Rodon..
go red sox
>>67353973
Channel 8 than since tbs is 50 for me as well
>>67353973
Who is your TV provider.
I'm a cheapass and using an antenna.
>>67353983
>Boston vs Texas
>pic is clearly taken from Tropicana field
>>67354013
I know what a filthy casual
>>67354000
Comcast. I mean if it's on CSN or CSN+ I know what those are. I just want to know if I can watch this on ESPN.
Red sox
>best sox
>Don still sick
>Remi Sick
Tonight is going to suck
>>67354049
It's on this channel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WPWR-TV
but the ESPN broadcast seems to not be blacked out.
>cuchholz
Congrats White Sox. We haven't won a single game with him or Young starting.
>>67354049
My guess is you could, but stupider shit has happened.
>>67354035
fucking weeb shit can't do anything right
I think the Sox are gonna win tonight ;)
>>67354071
#pray4don
>>67354071
Hanley is sick too
https://twitter.com/DonOrsillo/status/727881125897478146
>>67354113
Hi drapper
Buttholes is pitching tonight, silly
>buchholz
>this spare parts line up
jesus the red sox might lose by 20 tonight
>>67354151
literally who are these guys
>>67354152
Hey pal
>Brock Holt is literally still benched in favor of lefty killer
me on the left and john on the right
>>67354168
>White Sox scoring more than 5
doubt.jpg
LETS
GO
SOX
>>67354151
Don's being lent to other teams to help shore them up?
Also "Lefty Killer" Starting
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67354151
DELETE THIS
>that voice cracking
>that wheezing laugh
>that genuine charisma
>that honest laughter instead of awkward half-assed jokes
IS THIS WHAT BEING KEKED FEELS LIKE
IT STILL FUCKING HURTS FUCK YOU NESN
>>67354151
>Draper !HFm7vhOd5o 05/04/16(Wed)20:09:37 No.67354151â–¶>>67354182
>https://twitter.com/DonOrsillo/status/727881125897478146
W-whats going on here?
I just want you all to know
I have been responsible for all of the white sox shit flinging over in the general
you all need to join me.
>>67354090
How's Owens? He's matched up against Erik Johnson, so if you already gave up today you still can salvage a win tomorrow.
>>67354151
>Red/White cuckz
My fkn sides
Nationals would booty blast both these teams
cancel postgame show
>Hamlet is sick
>instead of starting Brock Holt we will start Buttledge
Why do they hate Holt so much?
>>67354216
>doubting buchholz
if you guys can't mash him for 5+ there's something seriously wrong. he got lit up by the Barves
THE BARVES
>>67354216
>implying the red sox can't score -15
idiot
E A T O N
A
T
O
N
RACK 'EM
>>67354263
meh
>>67354273
>Nationals booty blasting either
>a babby league team
Rack'em!
>>67354151
Don is like the best friend i never had :(
>>67354268
fug i just did this lol
ha ha time for a Red Sux C O L L A P S E
>>67354151
filtered and you should honestly delete this
>>67354263
I started the Arrieta-roids meme. No regrets, and I believe it. It's funny because everyone thought it was either a Cardinals, Pirates, or Dodgers fan.
>>67354320
>tfw don't have to deal with Red Sox ownership anymore
I wish I knew this feel
>>67354263
>the city of you
>>67354320
U think he misses us?
Bros I lost use of my computer for a while and don't have any Ellen pics on this old shit laptop
please post Ellen to cheer me up during this Methholz game
>>67354151
>that classic Don laugh
god damn....do the padres have fans? do they like don?
>>67354273
Please take out all that bootyblasting on the Cubees.
>>67354368
i mean he probably doesn't miss you but i think he misses me
why are you fags so disrespectful, the proper term is Baker-sensei
>White Sox fans aren't the most pessimstic in the thread
Step it up, families.
HOT MEME INC
>gay buttholes pitching
Kek
Whay happened to jenny dell?
>>67354310
classic tripfag response
Nice Jroll
>Jimmy Rollins
>hitting second
And so it begins
Buttholes out by 4th
>>67354449
she's just taking a break to get married anon dont worry
ABROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67354457
>Buttholes out by 4th
optimistic
JOSAVIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
JOOOOOOOOOSAVIOOOORRRRR
>>67354266
He's le walk man. Just temporarily holding a rotation spot
There are no more hi rbos the messiah returned during the night.
TOO HOT
TOO HOT
A B R O O
B B
R -- R
O - - - O
O -- - - - O
we're actually good.
^__^
>Buttholez
Jesus fucking Christ WHY is clay still on this fucking team
abroo bombed that thing
Gg white Sox
Well this might be the first game of the season that i dont watch every inning
Im trying to think of another pro in any sport that sucks as much as buttholes
ABREU
BB
R_R
E_._E
U_._._U
>>67354377
Any post I see with Don vids on twitter has like 90% responses from Red Sox fans saying the miss him and the other 10% from Padres fans saying what a steal he is.
>>67353876
Really? I think these threads have always been good. Last year was dank as fuck for Red Sox memes, and WhiteSox threads were pretty good. The second half was probably the most fun I've had posting about the Sox for years. Need Louvullo back at manager desu
If last game was any indication I really think you guys just have assholes following you around from the general and falseflagging. Red Sox threads have been really tame this year too.
Goddamn abroo scorched that ball
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT CLAY WHY DO YOU STILL BREATHE
if identical numerics Robbie Ross closes out the game in a blowout.
>>67354500
What does this mean?
>>67354530
John Danks
well, he's technically not in the pros anymore
thank god
>>67354530
stay red sox bros, there arent many fanbases we get to post anime with. let us enjoy each other's company, got any rare ellens?
Rodon scratched Danks' #50 on the back of the mound as a tribute. You can see it.
Almost melky
>>67354557
Never mind! I'm an outlaw. Get away from me kids, I hurt people.
>suckholtz
>>67354566
there's only one guy who posts any anime and he left me a voicemail saying his computer is broken sorry
>>67354566
is this rare
Oooh so close
>>67354571
Damn that's sad. Johnny was a good guy. Just not a good pitcher.
Now don't give'm back Rodon
this ump has been fucking awful so far, hopefully he gets his shit together
>>67354566
Anime is disease like pedophilla
The Chicago Animus vs The Boston Memesters. Now with 100% more gook teacher meme.
>White Sox DFA'd Danks because he was dogshit
>Red Sox still won't DFA the fuck out of Buchholz
>>67354522
Because you would replace him with who?
>>67354566
it's baker-sensei REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67354649
rich hill
oh wait. . .
>>67354638
Why doesn't she have a nose
>>67354597
This should be the primary IMO. The interlocked Sox is great, but it looks more natural as a secondary logo.
@RedSox Buchholz has served up a two-run blast to Abreu. Buchholz did not watch it leave the yard. He knew.
Red Sox should sign lincecum, he couldn't be any worse than buchholz at this point
>>67354649
Carl Everett.
>>67354649
Any fucking prospect we have
Fuck it make barnes a starter
When e-rod gets better i hope they send clay to aaa
>CLE btfoing DET again
what is even habbening
>>67354638
Do you guys also have heated BUT HE'S THE 5TH STARTER arguments?
hooo thank god those are over
>>67354649
joe kelly
>>67354708
Who do you replace Kelly with?
>>67354702
Comedy Central Baseball teams takeover.
Is Ed drunk because he keeps calling strikes which are actually balls
>2-2 pitch, INSIDE CORNER... no call
Nice 1-2-3
>>67354708
When I watched him last year he was legitimately worse.
>>67354704
they'll be back when johnson shits the bed harder than danks, as usual
>>67354729
I don't know but the ump is crap
how many fucking times will this nigger strike out looking before John doesn't play him anymore
brock holt is benched fyi
So how many pounds do u think the ferrari puts on now that he will be sitting on his ass for a year?
drinkin this tonight
watcha drinkin soxbros?
>>67354750
If Ejohnson sucks, migo will be next, if turner sucks, then turner gets a chance, if turner sucks, then we just meme it with scottyc
>>67354769
Water because I'm not a degenerate.
>>67354600
>tfw that was me and I don't have many ellen pics on this computer
>tfw Marisa guy probably won't post tonight because the Sox won't do anything good
>>67354704
Usually (the last few seasons) he'd pitch like shit for a while, then give a few good starts and you'd have to hear SEE HE'S TURNED IT AROUND for a while until he inevitably gets hurt and sucks upon return
This year pretty much everyone is coming around to telling him to fuck off EXCEPT THE TEAM
>>67354761
10 more before the heart complications intensify.
The Red Sox are 0-9 when Chris Young is in the starting lineup
>>67354769
water
when is Avi coming back senpaitachi, never hopefully?
>>67354776
they will suck, at least danks can beat the royals
>>67354769
Jizz
Josavior's jack is up on mlb now.
Hoooooo boy wow.
>>67354769
STEEL RESERVE
IT'S STEEL RESERVE
>>67354781
yeah you're just a faggot
BRING BACK TYLER FLOWERS
>>67354663
hi draper
>>67354818
kys
>>67354751
he came up through the White Sox system, got traded for Javy Vazquez as part of a long term plan to use him a sleeper agent so he could be an automatic out over a 3 game series with Boston in May 2016.
>>67354784
You guys have a 2hu poster? Hahahaha wow.
>>67354818
No, we need Dio to guarantee wins against the scary Jays
>>67354663
it's a serious condition and she's very sensitive about it
Let's go white sox let's go white sox let's go white sox
>>67354824
Hey pal
>>67354769
Whiskey. I changed it up.
>>67354784
Brett Lawrie?
More like Brett Lawalk thats like his 14th run in the past 2 weeks or so
Leggo Sands!
>>67354826
he doesn't even need to pretend to be shit about you guys because he does it against every other team
>it's a Clay Buchholz episode
JUST
FUCK
MY
TEAM
UP
>>67354813
>HIGH GRAVITY LAGER
what are some other shit liquor memes?
were gonna have to get brett lawrie some memes soon. his twitter is barely intelligible.
>>67354848
based marisa guy
>>67354769
natty ice
does the nude pics of clays wife make watching him more tolerable
answer:no
>>67354809
I liked Ed's call much better
>Abreu SWINGS 2 nothing white sox!
Get cargo now.... Fuck avisandsshit
>>67354862
>mfw listened to him on intentional talk
>mfw no face
he's such a fucking faggot. but he's also been great so I guess he's fine
>>67354913
Please post
>[Navarro] just makes pitchers better
Yeah, when he's in the batters box.
>>67354904
^_____^
Dio with a KCS
Dio working his magic.
>>67354931
I actually kind of like his craziness during the games, but I cannot imagine having to deal with him in the clubhouse. He's too wild and intense.
CarGo
Braun
Kemp
Who we gonna get at the deadline
glad we have young's blazing fast speed out there. solid OF.
>>67354946
sorry i don't own the copyright to them
>>67354981
>all these NL hasbeens
stahp
Is Clay Buckholz the ugliest player since Randy Johnson?
>>67354981
None of the above. Kenny operates on a level none can anticipate.
>>67354946
http://thefappening2015.com/fappening/watch-lindsay-clubine-on-erotic-photos/#more-1138
>yfw ajax still doesn't have a home run yet
>>67354981
>meh
>Overrated
>Overpaid
>>67354981
I'm a big fan of CarGo, but I'm afraid he's an altitude babby.
>jackshit
>>67354827
Touhou is awesome though
>>67355023
>>67355049
More than making up for it with his glove and also making Eaton move to right
>>67354996
This. Fuck anyone who played in the national league.
There's only one person this team needs
>>67355036
he's a platoon babby for sure
Who Charlie Moore here?
Double play offense strikes again....
RIP Hope Sandoval https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM
>>67355086
Based Buerhles
wait for Oakland or the M's to fall out of it. Yankees and Angels are on life support already. May even get the Astros to sell. No ALC teams will deal with us :(.
There are AL rosters that will open up for pillaging soon, just have to be patient. Sox shouldnt settle for shitty NL garbage.
>>67355086
you don't actually believe this would be a good idea do you
>>67355081
Of course.
either Rollins is slow as fuck or that guy can scoot
>>67355118
M's are not going anywhere but up..
>>67355118
>yfw we take back home run machine Marcus Semien
I miss the "WHO IS THIS SEMIEN DEMON" shtick
>>67355140
he obviously took his time on that play
though he's also definitely not a great shortstop anymore
do you guys think the Rays would do Anderson + Fulmer/Adams for Kiermaier?
>>67355107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7nzf1yz7_g
>>67355118
>sox will never get Correa
Why bother trying.
>>67355153
>semien has the same amount of homers as abreu and avi combined
>roshit
>>67355153
I will always rue the loss of Trayce and Semien. Loved both those guys, at least we got Fraz for Trayce though.
Semien trade was pretty bad.
awww shit
Come on Rodon
who is this mook
oh oh
>you guys thought it was over
flowers would have caught that and framed it for a strike
>>67355221
>Frankie could have been starter #5
He wasn't horrible, but he would definitely be a good option right about now.
>dioner navarro
barely major league talent tbqh with you joe
>>67355264
jopf pls go
>>67355268
He had to have one of his ribs removed. The Sox got away from that at exactly the right time.
Seimen shot also gave us a 26 round supplemental pick... Not a total loss for a .209 hitting with Shitty def..
He gone!
Come on Rodon
Karlos
>>67355264
Tyler please go away
>miss the 1st couple of innings
>know buttholez is pitching tonight, so I am fully expecting to be down a couple by the time I get back
>come back and my expectations are met exactly
It's just.
It's a kind of furry beyond belief.
It's one where you expect it fully, and yet it still absolutely infuriates you nonetheless.
I hate him. I hate him so much. Even if all we get by with is 2 runs, and pitches into the fucking 9th and we somehow win.
I will hate him. I. Hate. Him.
Every fucking year, all we hear is about his potential, and how he's getting better and what he did in the offseason to improve.
I don't want to fucking hear it anymore. I'm just so fucking done with him.
If a car crash happened tomorrow.
On Rt. 128 South.
And it was a 50 car pile up.
And the starter crash car got absolutely demolished.
And there was only 1 (one) death, the starter car.
And the body that was recovered was destroyed beyond recognition, even by a parent.
And then it was later discovered through dental records or some forensic method that the person who died was Clay?
I'd be happy. I'd be very happy.
I am just so fucking done with him.
i kind of miss big game wade tbqh with you Joe
>>67355296
I did not know that. That fucking sucks.
Fuuuuuuuck
Rodon pls
BOGAHTS!
X
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
G
O
N
G
I
V
E
I
T
T
O
Y
A
Fuck off Rodon, stop being shit
What the fuck was that? Thank god Fraz
ahhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
Gotta be able to field your position Carlos... that ones on you. Now you've got Papi.
Ouch.
>>67355326
Do I have to link you my fangraphs framing stats? I'll have you know I was the top of my class in the American League kid.
>jbj hurt
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITS
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67355331
>It's a kind of furry beyond belief.
>furry
sounds pretty scary anon.
wtf i thought they made spiking players illegal this year
>>67355335
checked
>>67355407
I'm gonna go ahead and say that was not intentional. Fucking dio cant throw
Phew...
jeez rodon
We're gonna need a lot more runs
Well, that went better than expected.
Can our fucking offense not be ass this series? Slap singles aren't going to fucking get us anywhere.
>Easter Peeps in May
Score fucking runs now u turds... How bout hits instead of double plays n k's....
Rodon not only honoring Danks by drawing a 50 on the mound but by pitching like him too!
>>67355507
good post
>>67355554
>>67355556
CRISIS AVERTED
>>67355554
nigga Danks would have given up 5 runs by now
>its a Buchholz episode
>tfw 5 housr of sleep in the last 40
save me lads im not gonna make it thru all 9
ABREU MAD NOW
If there's anything OB is good at more than anyone else. It would be saying "MLB at bat app" without stumbling in the slightest.
>>67355554
Oh I wish that was the 5 5s get
Well that was a discouraging inning
Rodon pls
>>67355582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vtjW_XFyf8
>ESPN treating the White Sox like a contender
STOP PLEASE
>Attendance for 5/3/16 game at US Cellular Field
>15,025 (37% full) - % is based on regular season capacity
Explain yourselves Sox 'fans'
>>67355688
Oh god, the last that happened was in 2011 and we all know how THAT year ended up...
>>67355688
Why not them????
>>67355716
It's cold and we can't post anime at the park
>LE LEFTY KILLER
>>67355716
Cold out...
>>67355716
Would be 15,026 if they didn't cancel the game right when I finished the 30 minute drive to the stadium. Now I don't want to go.
>>67355716
Are you going to come into everyone sox thread to cry
Rodon fucking pls
>>67355751
All you need is a 1tb HyperX flash drive and a micro usb to usb adapter and you are good to go.
wtf eject him NOW
>HITTING SHAW
WHITE SOX BROS
STOP FUCKING KILLING OUR PLAYERS
that was a strikeout
I had high hopes for Rodon this year but he is way too wild.
>>67355751
>>67355762
>62 degrees
>Cold
And you people have to audacity to claim you're from Chicago.
