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CHC: Hey Chicago whadda say? The Cubs are gonna win today! Cubs Sweep the Pirates
BOS:Illness forces Hanley Ramirez out of lineup
SEA:Dae-Ho Lee homers twice in offensive affair
SEA:Hernandez knocked off throne for eight runs
COL:Chatwood shuts out Padres over eight innings
LAA:Garrett Richards (fatigue) heading to doctor
WAS:Murphy goes 4-for-5 as Nats rout the Royals
LA:Early June the soonest Van Slyke could return
WAS:Bryce Harper slugs 10th home run of 2016
LAA:Joe Smith picks up second save of season
CWS:Avisail Garcia (hamstring) not in lineup Wed.
CHC:Lester works 5 2/3 shutout innings vs. Bucs
ARZ:Segura (hip) out again Wednesday vs. Marlins
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PILATES BRO
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steroids
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>>67353577
>SEA:Hernandez knocked off throne for eight runs
And they still won
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>>67353577
>harry caray drinking old style
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>>67353608
>not Black Label

Weak
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>>67353608
>Expecting him to drink shit like Goose Island
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Are Pilates a banned substance?
What about plants?
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>>67353623
>>67353636
he drank budweiser (not that I share his taste)
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Whos red sox thread where?
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>why can't I hold all these wins?
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>>67353668
>substance
you don't know what pilates are do you
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I'm so sick and tired of all of you spreading these rumors about Jake Arrieta. are you aware that you can completely ruin this man's career with this bullshit? Why can't you faggots just respect legendary talent when you see it? Why do you all have to scream STEROIDS HURR STEROIDS LOL whenever a guy becomes a success after being disposed of like some rag doll from his former team that didn't want him just the way he was with unique mechanics and all? I would expect people like you to root for me. He made himself the best pitcher in baseball by being healthy and doing pilates. NOT STEROIDS.
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>>67353691
He made himself te best pitcher by leaving the AL.
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should we add chisek to the dingerboat pic Mbros?
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>>67353691
DWARFS
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>>67353708
no the AL per se, but just Baltimore

Baltimore is where pitchers go to die
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>50+ pitches
>not even 3 innings pitched

Wow Fernandez.
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>>67353734
Because they play AL teams.
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>>67353734
That's just the Mussina curse
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Hey texas do ne a favor, fuck off and lose
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How much does a manager ejection effect the outcome of a ballgame? Does the chance of winning decrease of he gets tossed? On that note, how well do you think the teams would do if the teams were player managed by say a captain
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>>67353827
Shhh. Tiki might hear you.
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>>67353779
so do the Rangers and look what happened to Gallardo

same thing happend with Ubaldo Jimenez whose ERA jumped a run and a half going from Cleveland to Baltimore
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>>67353827
Don't count on it
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>>67353854
Teams with Player/Managers used to be commonplace. I guess it depends whether or not your team has a good veteran who understands how to manage certain situations.
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BASED Hammy dropped a crazy fact.

Without Jordan Zimmerman, the rest of the Tigers rotation has an average ERA over 6.00
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>colby lewis averaged 6 strikeouts per 9 innings last season
>he already has 4 in 3 innings

kewshaw is literally going to break records against us, its going to be beyond embarrassing
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>>67353986
Perfect game
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MLB GENERAL: PILATES EDITION
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>>67353877
Hey toronto, do me a favor and stop being shit
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>>67354001
hes going to get no run support and it will go extra innings just so he can set an eternally unbreakable strikeout record
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>>67354020
What is the single game K record? Is it really 27?
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>>67354008
give us a ss and catcher who can hit over .200 and strikeout under 30% of the time and we might
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what did he mean by this
http://local21news.com/sports/content/vaughan-does-tarp-dive-during-revs-rain-delay
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>>67354046
Stay the hell away from Lindor, Ramirez, and Gomes.
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>>67354044
21 in a single game, he'll get to that easily

martin, tulo and goins are 9 free strikeouts to a mediocre pitcher, so thats the baseline
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>>67354044
Most by a single team is 26 and the record for a single pitcher is 20
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>>67354097
>>67354101
I just remember when Kluber got 18 and they said he was close.
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>>67354101
20 in 9 innings, 21 in a single game
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>>67354101
>26/27 outs were Ks
when was this
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Imagine getting paid 19 million dollary doos a year to sit on your fat ass eating junk food, pissing off boston fags every single day

Panda has it good
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>>67354140
Oh, I forgot to add that it's 20 for 9 innings
>>67354190
That was extra innings my bad
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Lindor is looking like Ozzie Smith
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>>67354165
it was 26 in a single game but the game was 20 innings
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/recbooks/rb_strike2.shtml
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>>67354249
wiki said 21 by a single pitcher was the record

either way if you arent watching kershaw against this shit team you are missing out on history in the making
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Kluber getting pumped up
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>>67354303
Just wait if he gets to face the Yankees. He'll break the record he sets against the Jays.
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>another 1 run loss
>traded brooms with shitattle
A-At least their ace looked like shit too.
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Why did Mcutchen chimpout today when he got charged with an error? Shouldn't he be more upset about his team being BTFO?
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>>67354203
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>>67354378
DAE HO LEE SHIT!!!
im scared for felix ms bros
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>The unnamed players who tested positive have been informed, and MLB officials are still wrapping up the administrative process required to suspend them. Sources did not say when the players tested positive or how many are on major league rosters, but anyone on a team's 40-man roster has the right to appeal, which can delay a suspension by several weeks.

Check arrieta's social media.
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bryce harper is buttcheeks
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how did the mariners win
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>>67354455
>inb4 II don't know how this injectable Russian horse testosterone got in my system. I only take over-the-counter vitamins, there must be a mistake!
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>>67354482
Bizzaro mlb
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clay buttholes has an ERA over 7 lol
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Tomorrow's starters CLE/DET
Trevor Bauer 1-0 5.28 ERA
Michael Fulmer 1-0 3.60 ERA

Go easy on Autistic Bauer pls

Also, amazing play by Castellanos.
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>>67354482
They're no longer tied down by Nintendo
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>>67354502
I think it would be a bigger shitstorm if Arrieta wasn't on any the lists released in terms of length and duration.

If he was guilty of dopping, it would just be one giant bomb, after that, not much.
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>>67354455
Just suspend half our lineup please
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>>67354482
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Colby lewis must be an elite ace pitcher right? Amazing how an elite shutdown guy like him is a back end rotation guy for the rangers, how do they even have any losses this year?
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GG Tiggers

BASED KLUBOT with the 5H CGSO
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SHUTOUT!

Klubot exterminating Tigers left and right this year
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>>67354721
>>67354726
>>67354755
Shut up racists.
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ROLL ON WINDIANS

gg tiggers
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>>67354775
Literally not racist and there's nothing you can do to prove me wrong cuckie boi
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>>67354792
Your team name is racist to Native Americans. Kind of Ironic they play on a ballpark named Progressive Field. Not only are they racist, but they rub it in on everyone's faces.
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>>67354843
Cry more bitch boy
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>>67354858
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a bitch.
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the mariners are literally going to the playoffs
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>>67354843
their name isn't racist

Wahoo is racist but they are slowly fazing him out so really who cares
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>>67354883
Quit being racist
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>>67354872
All it took was moving away from Nintendo

>nintendoomed
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>>67354925
Yes it is
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NL Allstar lineup

CF: dex fowler
LF: Yoenis Cespenders
1B: Rizz
RF: Brycie
3B: Arrrrenado
DH: Kris 'blue eyes' Bryant
2B: Murph
SS: The Story of Trevor Story's Story
C: Dat Buster P

AL all star lineup

CF: Mike Large Mouth Bass
2B: Robbie Canoe
3B: josh Donaldduckson
DH: Big Papi
RF: Joey Batts
1B: Eric Cartman Hosmer
LF: kole in one calhoun
C: Saliva Perez
SS: Correyeah

Cap it
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>>67354927
Go get cucked beta shit
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>>67354985
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a cuck or a beta male.
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>>67354843
>Your team name is racist to Native Americans.
Indian is actually not a derogatory term and is commonly accepted amongst US tribal entities. Obviously it's wrong but given their common history of oppression they tend to think it's useful and can even give a sense of solidarity.

Also, the team has had Indian players in the past (Sockalexis) and in the present (Chamberlain).

That said Wahoo is racist as fuck and needs to be retired.

t. Indiansfag
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>>67354925
Neither one is racist. See
>>67354883
Only cucked beta whites think different. Notice how they don't go after the scores of college and high school teams named Indians, Chiefs, Redskins, Seminoles, etc. Because it doesn't further the SJW agenda like a major team does
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>>67355009
t. Angels fan
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/pol/, /lgbt/ pls go
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>>67354969
>shittista
>all star

well memed friendo
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Indians should were their these unis more, they're a dope as hell.
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>>67355133
>were
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>>67355152
>their
>these
>were

I blame mobile.
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>>67355152
Sorry
Where*
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>>67353577

OP your picture is stupid, he drank budweiser
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>>67353577
Where's the Phils/Cards thread?
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>>67355373
Look through the catalog
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All Doyers vs the Tampa Bay Whos shitposting will take place in this thread because I'm not creating a general so that me and the dodgers namefag can make two posts.

Whos please get a better fucking field it is stressful watching baseball in this patchy industrial shitheap "field" you call a stadium.

t. salty dodgers fan
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>>67355424
Nothin

Howard with a 3 run homer
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>it's a "Howard hits a HR against the Cards" episode
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>>67355559
That'll be the last runs in the game

Now we hold on
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tulo is literally going to get waived
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>shitinals getting BTFO
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>>67355609
Yeah, they'll just eat that contract.
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>>67355009

Then you should read The Country Wife by William Wycherley.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Country_Wife

Right before the final words of the play, all of the cuckolds get together and literally do what is described in the stage directions as a "Dance of Cuckolds."

Here's a good quote:

"Tis as much a Husbands prudence to provide innocent diversion for a Wife, as to hinder her unlawful pleasures; and he had better employ her, than let her employ her self."
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>>67355634
>Top 4th

You haven't even given us a chance to lose it yet

I mean c'mon
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>>67355711
I was just trolling but that shit sounds hilarious
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>>67355684
they will after his defense declines and cant support his single A hitting effort
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>cardinals, jays, royals, dodgers, astros will all miss the playoffs this season

where did it all go wrong lads?
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Has anyone ever actually listened to the whos radio broadcasters? They're so terrible it's almost comical
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>>67355749

Yeah, 17th century British writers were dirty/funny motherfuckers.

"You have only squeez'd my Orange, I suppose, and given it me again" - some dude who got cucked
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anybody else in here living the same day over and over, contemplating suicide?
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>>67355820
Its the first week of May, you dumb frogposter. Your team wasn't that hot at this time and look how they finished
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>>67355898
of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCNNV-x7U84
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>>67355839
Pretty much all of their broadcasters are shit. The Reds played an interleague series against them last year and every time someone struck out this stupid old fuck that sounded like he crawled out of a stump in Buttfuck, Alabama would go into a jig. Made me want to punch him in the throat through my TV screen.
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>tfw winning while both teams chasing you in the standings have already lost today
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>>67355918
the offense was scoring like 7 runs a game while the pitching was shitting the bed


this offense is getting dominated by shit end of rotation nobodies
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>>67356050
feels like you're on your death bed?
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>>67355966

*ahem*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRO2BXn7ns
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>>67356069
that's a comfy smile you unintelligent swine
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hahahaha
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/04/655475883/1462337091380/asset_1800K.mp4

>>67356071
i love this album so much
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>>67356051
desu, I've watched very little Jays game. I know guys like Tulo, Martin and that 2nd basemen who can't remember his name aren't hitting but how about their power guys like Donaldson, Bautisita and Encarnacion?
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>>67356101
I don't see it
all I see is some old guy with heavy bags under his eyes and looking forlorn
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>>67356135
bautistas got like 1 hit in the last 15 at bats

donaldson cant carry an entire offense especially when hes swinging on everything because nobody else is doing shit

edwins useless the first 6-8 weeks of the season
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>>67356115

..... Are you okay, bro?

At least tell us who you root for so we know why you're gonna kill yourself.
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ODUBEL
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> Reddick
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>>67356212
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>>67356259
...Dunn poster is that you?
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mlb tonight is objectively the best sports show on tv
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> dan shulman will never narrate your day-to-day life
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>>67356307
>4-0

The most dangerous lead
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imagine getting walked off by a guy striking out in 46% of his plate appearances
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good job Canadia!
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>>67356663
Imagine the M's in first place by 2 games. It's great. Thank you based Jays
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>>67356663
>rags
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It's that time of day again boys

>rags
>elite bullpen
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Why are we so clutch bros?

>inb4 we
I work in an administrator position I'm the Jay's front office.
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>>67356731

what position, dick administrator?
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>>67356723
Who is this weenie genie?
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you think greg amsinger lives in secaucus? has to be good rent
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>>67356825
Daddy Greinke's ex girlfriend. That's canon
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>>67356723
Is Shitattle anon still alive?
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>>67356731
>brags about working for an MLB team
>team is shitting the bed and is under .500

You should just quit
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Wait

so you tellin me

the 14 strikeout meal

com wit two free walkoffs?
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>>67356599

And there it goes.
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someone was talking about royal fan caps earlier
they went 1-5 including consecutive shutouts
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>>67356915
Its because he shaved his ugly pubic hair beard.
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>>67356969
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>>67356969
That was me. Thank you. Have a qt
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>>67353577
>LAA:Garrett Richards (fatigue) heading to doctor

literally 0 (zero) pitchers
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>>67356969
>lose 8 of the last 10
>fans disappear

its been gr8 2bh m8 im convinced its just the 1 KC shitposter from the nfl general
its been gr8 m8
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>>67356932
Still up by 1

We can do this
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Are the Cubs the next Warriors?

They're in the better league

They're dominating the better league

I think it's apt
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It's time to give the Rays your energy lads, so they can get out of this bases loaded jam!!!

\o/
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>>67356872
Financial position
.. So ya basically you're right.
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>Never forget
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>>67357192
>inb4 'muh babby league

the NL clearly has the better teams this year
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>>67357257
in case you arent joking, how high are the jews willing to go for bautistas extension

are you working on getting an extension for JD?
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>>67357192
>better league
>pitcher gets a compensation out 1/9 hitters

>dominating the better league
>playing 1 team that will have a shot at the playoffs and a bunch of bottom feeders
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guys the royals are breaking my heart, I can't support a team with all my being if they're gonna uncharacteristically suck

who should I root for?
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>>67357192

saw an article on espn that claimed the cubs could break the regular season wins record, like the warriors

gotta say, the cubs seem amazing this year, leading the league in runs scored and they also have a cy young ace

dont know enough about the team though, is their bullpen and what not deep?

i feel like depth is the real key to getting a gaudy regular season record, because injuries always happen
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>>67357311
What does that have to do with being a better league or not. All AL teams are allowed a DH, it's not like they have it harder when playing AL teams
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>>67357342
Mariners
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>the doyers fell for the rays high fastball meme
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>>67357270
what are the inter league records?
not saying youre wrong, just too lazy to look it up
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>>67357300
Honestly I'm not joking and I obviously can't give any details. But all I can say is bautista and JD will stay.
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>>67357351
It's a better league because every team employs 9 major league hitters instead of 8, a .125 designated bunter and some bench scrub
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>>67357346
>have positional depth for days
>basically 6 MLB quality starters (including warren)
>the right manager to tie it all together

I'd say they have a good shot at it
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>>67357407
Agreed 100%
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>>67357390
dont trick me pls
dont do this to me
just dont
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>>67357407
I hope they shatter the single season record and get swept in the nlds
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>>67357401
>be AL pitcher
>not allowed to play baseball

nice ""baseball"" """league""" you got there
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REE

REE

SCORE RUNS PLEASE

REE

REE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How much do the giants hate Peavy?
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>>67357484
>be NL team
>don't even have to try for 27 outs a game

nice """baseball""" """league""" you got there
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>>67357566
I feel bad for him a little bit because it must be embarrassing getting absolutely shelled every time you pitch like that

I still want him the fuck off >my team instantly. Good thing it's the last year of his contract and we won't see him after this year

>mfw we re-sign him
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Tyler Chatwood has just over a 2 ERA, and almost a 30-inning road scoreless streak.
Is he ASG-bound? Dare I say, elite?
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>>67357685
Here we goes Phils

One run lead, just hOld on.....

JUST
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>>67357566

the organization or its fans?
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>>67357311
>Not wanting moments where pitchers do this
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Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper

>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Adored by beta morons
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Attention whore
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Doesn't drink beer
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
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WHERE'S
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>>67357920

>Cain
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>>67357948
THE WALL
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Phillies are 9-2 in 1-run games
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>who's """""""" offense""""""""

Who should they sign for a bat that can contribute?
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Who can stop the Phillies?
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>>67358311

the phillies
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>>67358311
their run differential
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>>67358311
>
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>>67357920
On the other hand, the Nationals literally bunted with a reliever in that 16 inning game down by 1 with 2 outs and the tying run on 2nd. If they hadn't been playing the ThroWItdowNthelineS, that's the end of the game. A game ending bunt with the tying run on 2nd
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>>67357948
>Bryce Harper will never give you a cool haircut
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>>67357922
Literally none of those are true.
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>>67358423
some are
>>67357996
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Phillies are ELITE
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>>67357401
Pitchers have low batting averages because they don't bat every single day. Even position players go 0-4. Pitchers hit just as well as the average position player. In some cases, even better than average. Most catchers are poor hitters, should we DH for them too?
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>>67358553
Stop. Pitchers don't train in hitting like everyone else does. NL pitcher stats are always inflated due to getting easy outs vs pitchers
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>>67358589
Pitchers have to take BP just like everybody else.
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>>67357922
forgot

>pronounces meme as maymay
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>>67358539
How are we winning these close games?

Witchcraft?

Whatever it is I hope Howard keeps juicing and socking them dingers
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You can only respond to this post if your team has 20 wins or more.

NOT SO FAST WHITE SUX
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>>67358623
>How are we winning these close games?
Good pitching, especially starters; plus, despite the shitty start the bullpen is playing like one of the better pens in the league
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>tfw first place
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>>67358614
>He thinks BP alone improves hitting

If they are just as good at hitting why do they always bunt? Literally no one wants pitchers hitting outside of autists in /sp/
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>>67358663
WORSE THAN THE PHILLIES HAHAHAHAHA
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>>67357009
Give that poor washing board a pump.
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>>67358663
feels good
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>>67358614
Can >we hold on for 3 more outs?
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>>67358666
First of all, they don't bunt every single AB. Second, managers have them bunt because they think they're made of glass and will somehow hurt themselves running the bases.
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SAVE US JENMAR
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>>67358701
God I hope so
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>>67357346
We lost one of our best sluggers in the first few days of the season and we're still the offensive juggernaut. A decent portion from it coming form the bench. I think we got depth,
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>>67358749
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>white sox """""""""" offense"""""""""

We need an additional bat

Who do we go for?
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>>67358699
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>>67358666
What point are you trying to prove? It's not like when interleague happens NL is forced to play pitchers during a AL home game.

Not everything has to revolve around offense. It just changes how you manage the game and think the worth of a PH versus a AB with a pitcher.
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Dear Eternal 4th Placers,

Salutations.

It appears that you loss tonight (in a rather embarrassing 7-0 loss to the worst team in the American League East, oof).

It also appears that the Red Sox won tonight (with Buttholez pitching, somehow).

Thus, we [The Red Sox] now are in sole possession of 1st.

I hope you enjoyed your

>1 (ONE)

Day in first place.

Now move out of the way.

Yours truly, A GOAT Sox fan :^)
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>>67358678
>he thinks an irrelevant team's record effects us in any way
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>mfw the cubs win the worlds eries
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>CHOKELAND
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>>67358811
phillies get more mentions here than the giants do outside of your autistic shitposting
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>>67358616
added
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>>67358787
Just have a DH already. No easy outs
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>>67358779
colby rasmus or ryan braun
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>>67358826
>he thinks people mentioning a team on 4chan is what makes them relevant
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OH NO PHILS
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>>67358837
not all pitchers are easy outs, Bumgarner is elite as fuck at the plate
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THIS IS SUCH A GOOD GAME!!!! COME ON PHILS! TAKE MY MEME MAGIC AND WIN THIS GAME!!!
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We /WorldSeries/ now
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>>67358826
C'mon Phils

Obviously you wanna blow it but just try alittle bit
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>>67358895
>.181
>elite
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>>67358915
>beating the eternal 4th placers

uhh, thats not an accomplishment
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in b4 walk off walk
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>>67358895
Stop. He's above average. And one above average doesn't justify the other pitchers batting the other 4 days and the rest of the league having pitchers hit.

A DH would always guaratee a legit threat at the plate
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>>67358928
>14 AB

>>67358956
What about catchers that can't hit? Should they be allowed to have players hit for them?
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>Phils
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>>67358973
.181 is his career
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>>67358975
>yfw Phils win
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>>67359002
>philly
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>>67358973
>Muh catchers

What about SS who can't hit?

They aren't nearly as bad and they are still every day players. Pitchers aren't.
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>>67358973
SORRY ANON TRY AGAIN
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>LILLIES
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>>67359032
>Cuckada
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>Cardinals 3rd base coach setting a pick to let his runners advance

Is that an elite play?
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> yfw these sonic commercials are still good after all these years
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>>67358791
But we had an entire month in first.
Weren't you paying attention?
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>STANKEES
>ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS
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MY FUCKING SIDES
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>lillies
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>Cardinals need to cheat to win
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>>67359069
>sending philly on a holiday
:^)
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>>67358826
>Phillies
>"relevant"
>good baseball
>not a fluky, overperforming doormat

Pick one
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>>67359100
>last month
>relevant

lol how's not being in first feel?

LMAO
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What the hell was that?

Oh well. A-at least we can tie the series tomorrow...
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>>67356293
He can't reply to you. He only has one purpose.
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