Is there a more pathetic team in CL history?
pole
arsenal
>>67350034
literally zero fight, how they didnt even make it to the semi final?
a 3 star performance
>EPLEL
>>67350034
why is chelsea literally the only english team with any heart when playing in europe?
that madrid feel
Is City the most heartless team in the world? You could put american /sp/ on the field and they'd be more motivated to play football than City today.
That was embarrassing.
WTF did City even try? They seemed so apathetic
>>67350118
this is true
well ManU too before SAF left
>yfw shitty only wanted to miss the finals because poop will obligatory and he should not be ab step back
>>67350034
Nope.
Literally the most pathetic CL semi final team ever.
They did literally nothing. Fucking pathetic.
>>67350099
they drew a team from a war-torn country that was on their winter break and a declining PSG
navas pretty much moved 10 meter's for the whole match
>>67350034
that shit was so boring holy fuck
>>67350170
pellegrini didn't care for obvious reasons
>>67350138
>Is City the most heartless team in the world
that is an understatement, the whole club is plastic, gloryhunter fans, overpaid and overrated players, sand coon owners, ..
>>67350118
Don't worry Leicester will play CL next season.
>>67350034
Arsenal
>WE WON AGAINST SHITTY FRENCH TEAM REAL WILL BE EASY
that's what you get when you overpay overrated players like sterling
>letting non-elite teams in the CL
told u brahs
>Schalke
Shots : 5
On target : 1
I don't think I've ever seen such an unmotivated Champions League semi (at least not one where it wasn't over after the first leg).
Biggest game of a bunch of these player's career and they played like they couldn't give a shit.
I've literally never seen a team show less heart with a chance to go to the championship match in my life.
Its a shame they got Dynamo in preseason form or they probably would have lost that tie and saved us from their horrible run to the Semis that thankfully ended today.
>>67350179
>poop will obligatory and he should not be ab step back
what did he mean by this?
>>67350232
I mean, that never stopped Chelsea from at least trying. City is just that pathetic.
>scoring only 1(one) goal on team Southampton and Leicester scored 7 in total
LMAO
M
A
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>>67350118
because all the other clubs fall for muh right way of playing meme and are shit at bus parking anyway
>>67350273
poop wont get to the finals of course and poop should not be a step backwards for shitty
>>67350034
What are the three stars for?
>>67350232
they should have done a MK Dons and rebranded the club the second it was bought
>>67350278
Compare 2012 against Barca with >torres to that half arsed display.
PHONECALL
>>67350271
>>67350272
so much this. City never looked like scoring in the 2nd half, fucking Aguero was playing CM and only Sterling was doing desperate pacebabby runs on the flank trying to create something. But because he was alone they could stick 3 men in front of him and run him down
>Real Madrid have made their 14th European Cup final! They’ll face their city rivals Atletico in Milan later this month, a repeat of the 2014 final. You can’t say they didn’t deserve it tonight: they carried the greater attacking threat, and on another day would have scored a couple more. City by comparison didn’t get a single effort on target. On the other hand, it took a deflected goal to beat them, they hung in staunchly, and Sergio Aguero very nearly silenced the Bernabeu with a stunning effort in the game’s last knockings. But on the whole City didn’t do enough. Ah well, they’re making incremental progress, and there’s always next year. A good night for Pep Guardiola, if nothing else.
>guardian defence force
holy lel
>deGarbage
You all make it seem like real dominated the match. They had tsu and bale and the only goal that went in was an own goal. Any other team in england would have been 4-0 down before half time.
>>67350118
Just wait til next season la
>>67350418
maybe they didn't "dominate" but they were on top for the whole game, created the only meaningful chances and choked City in the final 3rd
>>67350418
lester would have won it by 2 minimum
>>67350418
>You all make it seem like real dominated the match.
>admitting you didn't watch the match
>>67350373
>a good night for pep
of course, because he won't even be getting to the semis with city
>>67350034
Arsenal
time for Pellegrini's Plan B i.e. choking the top 4 and fucking Poop. Stage 1 was complete at Southampton
>>67350465
I did watch the match, and the only real chance halal created was a bale header off a corner. ronaldo didn't show up at all.
>>67350418
There are ways to lose a game. This was not it.
City were absolutely pitiful. Literally any top 10 PL team would have shown more heart.
City were disgraceful.
>>67350118
They had an English core. Notice how Hart was the only City player with Heart. It's poetry.
I literally believe that the lester lads could've beat Madrid
hello i'm here
>>67350179
what did he mean by this?
>>67350034
Arsenal
Arselulz
Both Ronaldo and Bale looked like they were carrying knocks, hopefully they're fit for the final so it's a more even game
>>67350509
I think Brenny's B team attempt at the Bernabeu last season was better than the shite tonight.
And that match was embarrassing.
Fuck off
City played their hearts out and can hold their heads up high
>>67350418
City looked completely disinterested in this tie across both legs. The only player that showed up was Joe Hart. This tie should have been over in Manchester but he carried his club like he has throughout the entire CL competition to be quite honest.
>>67350418
Real were playing at half pace but City never looked a threat.
Real played as well as they needed to.
>>67350586
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart, speaking to BT Sport: "We could easily be in the final but they managed the game well. They got a very lucky goal but it is what it is. We just did not have that little bit more. Aguero announced himself in the 88th minute, it was a good effort, but did we do enough over the two games? I don't know."
lel?
>>67350586
Fuck off, Poleaboo.
>>67350418
I have seen teams like Rayo Vallecano or Getafe trying more to win a game against Madrid that City. And De Bruyne alone is worth more alone that those teams combined. If my eyes could puke, they will do it. Worst team on a CL semifinal ever.
>>67350586
>>67350278
the kind of players that play or played for chelsea had a different attitude and (i might be wrong) arent as overpaid as at city
imo they also brought overall better players to the club
>>67350295
Remember when Liverpool played a fucking B-team against Real?
They literally threw the game, thinking they'd win the other ones.
>>67350586
>merc city fc
>hearts
only heart on that team is joe heart m8
liverpool, united and arsenal would have got massacred. Real were possession whores who's only real chance was off a bale header from a corner. This was your daily reminder.
>>67350601
>easily
>1 shot on target
poop called the sheik yesterday after his lost and told them to throw the match
>>67350630
>t. granpa
>>67350645
>shitty bandwagoner defence force
When a team doesn't put any effort in like City did over both legs, there's no need to try.
>>67350034
arsenal aside, absolutely not. embarrassing performance desu, never seen players visibly not give a shit in a CL semi final before
>>67350642
Fuck you, City players are incredibly likeable
YT.COM/MCFC
>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"
>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier
>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"
>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War
>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"
>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"
>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"
>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past
>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"
>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"
>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"
>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"
>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
>Sinclair - "Now the Northerner is a friendly sort by nature, but will become irascible if they feel taunted. So until you have ascertained their level, it's very important to pretend to be one of their own."
[Sinclair approaches a man packing his shopping into his car]
>Sinclair - "Alright, our kid, will you take us down Wimmy Road for a quid?"
>Ihenacho - "Is he a cabby?
>>67350656
>>67350179
thats what i wanted to say but native cunts said my english is bad ;__;
>>67350586
0/10
>Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos: “We managed to stay united and soak up the pressure to pull it off. We’ve eliminated a huge team in City."
>city
>huge team
YOU CHEEKY CUNT
>>67350696
inb4 people fall for this again
Why do the bad guys always win?
>>67350718
>stay United
the bantz
>Sinclair - "They're all cabbies in the north, 'Nacho, for a price!"
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"
>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"
>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"
>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.
>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid £55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."
>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"
>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"
>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding
>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am
"The greatest goalkeeping performance the world has ever seen, all for nought"
>>67350613
name an english team that would have performed better. "Heart" is a meme. They couldn't do it at the end of the day because their passes were accurately intercepted. City didn't show heart when they played qpr? Or against monchengladbach? Or how about when they beat bayern in extra time? City have the most heart in any of the english teams.
>>67350696
someone post the wages edit
Spain sends...
>>67350696
>>67350748
>poleaboo having a breakdown
glorious scenes
>>67350755
>"Heart" is a meme. They couldn't do it at the end of the day because their passes were accurately intercepted.
>MUH PASSES
this is literally the worst excuse I have ever seen for a performance like that
>>67350748
>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
Every time. Based Lampard.
>>67350755
ahahahah the fucking state of this bandwagoner
bet you're the one who constantly sucks off the dutch bandwagoner too lmao
>>67350696
brought tears to my eyes tbqh. Seriously inspirational stuff.
![1410613280911_wps_2_LONDON_ENGLAND_SEPTEMBER_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DPvyeYv.jpg "1410613280911_wps_2_LONDON_ENGLAND_SEPTEMBER_[1].jpg")
>>67350784
I completely forgot Lampard played for them.
And it was only last season as well.
>>67350034
City were embarrassing. No shots on target, only four attempts in 90 mins and Real Madrid should have scored at least three...
Oddly enough, Ottamendi had a pretty good game.
>>67350732
uh, uefalona lost a few days ago
>>67350755
City literally kicked 2 times on target in 180 mins. They didnt had a single clear chance to score in 2 entire games. Today Real Madrid literally won jogging around the field. Is this the performance you expect from a team that is worth 1 BILLION EUROS?
Fuck off, if i could i would disqualify this plastic from the CL for the next 5 years.
>>67350801
no I don't form an identity on a korean animu dating board because I have no one to impress. Just called it like it is. Arsenal would have got destroyed, United would have been beaten by atleast 4 or 5 goals. Kompany was out Injured yet again so it's hard to draw inspiration when there's no real second captain.
>>67350755
Chelsea beat Barcelona at their near best.
With 10 men.
I hate City but feel so frustrated by that performance.
How.... literally how can a team be that insipid and lacking in heart and effort in a Champions Leageu semi final?
Easily the biggest game in the club's history and they didn't give a fuck.
Being a collection of mercenaries isn't a valid explanation for that abortion of a display. They still have personal pride.
What the fuck was that?
>>67350852
He played for Chelsea the season they won nothing and City won the league and the league cup. Then he switched to City and the reverse happened. Poor guy.
It would so much better if City went out like Spurs on Monday, if you're going down at least make it entertaining.
>>67350893
Watching the Chelsea vs Spurs game, then watching the game tonight...
>>67350882
>Just called it like it is
you're blinkered as fuck
>>67350138
Bruh Americans are all heart no skill at soccer
Did they even fucking try? That shit was disgusting, goes to show how much of a plastic mercenary side they are.
>>67350893
they had a manager who actually cared, as well as their captain on the field, not to mention david silva is out.
>>67350939
>plastic mercenary
FUCK OFF
Stop spreading these lies
see
>>67350748
>>67350696
>>67350968
meant for>>67350891
>>67350118
Liverpool and Chelsea are the only teams that deserve to play in the CL tbqh
>>67350968
>still pedaling more bullshit excuses
Fucking hell.
You can't accept that City got completely outplayed by a side that didn't have to try.
>>67350987
>poleaboo in absolute tears
More of this please.
>>67350939
That's essentially what it was. A bunch of mercenaries who care more about personal gain than the team as a whole. Pretty much the opposite of Leicester.
Leicester would have at least scored today.
>>67350936
I know. I was talking about american /sp/. Like you could take 11 random fat guys from /nfl/ and they'd show more heart at "soccer".
>>67350934
chelsea had nothing to play for but hatred of another team
Joe Hart looks like the only City player that actually cares.
>>67351101
The only English player that started too. Coincidence?
>>67351026
>by a side
they have the best squad in the world
>who didn't even try
yes they fucking did. You really think ronaldo would pass up a chance to stat pad? Are you this delusional? City defended magnificently even without their captain. Do you not know how much of a blow it is to suffer an injury to your main man in defence, who's also your captain, and at a very early stage in the game.
>>67351101
he's the only one who was there before 2008, that's why
>>67350748
>>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
holy shit i'm dying
>>67350278
That chelsea team deserved every penny they earned and were worth their salt, that's the difference
english team should be ban from cl, just give 2 spain and 2 german teams instead
>>67350034
>0 shots on target in semi final from muh attacking team
AND PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT ATLETI.
>>67351155
Man City today was truly anti-football. A complete joke.
Arsenal
>>67351155
I guessed right.
>>67351139
Kompany came before the money too
>>67351101
Kompany
Aguero
De Bryne
Are some of the most notable ones
>>67351153
>german teams
lmao
>>67350748
Shots on target by Sergio Agüero in his last 5 Champions League games:
0 vs. Real Madrid
0 vs. Real Madrid
0 vs. PSG
0 vs. PSG
0 vs. Kyiv
>>67351180
I'll give you Aguero, but De Bruyne tried to do fuck all.
>>67350295
This pretty much.
>>67350440
Serial bottlers? No way, it will be another Arsenil.
>>67350515
Didn't Liverpool from the CL glory time have mostly Spanish core though?
>>67351011
Certainly not Liverpool after Rafa.
>>67351193
He beat Bayern by himself and did you forget AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>67351180
>Kompany came before the money too
>poleaboo in charge of literacy
I said before 2008. 22nd August is barely a week before Al Shittihad FC were founded.
>>67351180
Did you see KDB Chase back once? track carvajal? no hunger in him tonight
>>67350696
Source?
>>67351180
>Kompany came before the money too
no, i still remember when they signed him from hsv together with boateng, and they deffenitly were allready new rich then
but he seems like one of the few players that acually identify with the club
>>67351011
United have won the CL twice (while being champions in the same season).
Liverpool and Chelsea have done the CL once each, giving up on the league to pursue the CL.
>>67351222
What has that got to do with Aguero this season you absolute mong
Love how City fans keep mentioning that Bayern game when it didn't even mean anything for Bayern.
>>67351193
son what? I bet you also don't consider messi best in the world because he went on a run of 5 or so games without scoring. Judge him next season when he has a manager that will optimize his role in the club to fit his style of play.
>>67351135
He's a fucking defender. Kompany had no baring on City's lack of attacking intent tonight.
>>67350591
This.
How are you not going all out as a team when you are already 1 down can win on """"away goal"""" in the last 10 - 15 mins? Mercenary players that rather keep their place next year by not making mistakes as opposed to taking risks and show something for it.
6 shots on target in their last 4 CL games
They wouldn't score in 100 games against the good Madrid
>>67351226
Not today but usually he puts in a great shift
>>67351224
>>67351240
Yeah but they got him cheap and took a chance on him despite his injury record
>>67351242
Aguero is a top scorer this season, would be #1 if not for the injuries
>>67351240
you're wrong faggot, he came before the money with zaba.
>>67351293
see
>>67351224
Late August barely counts as "before the money".
Neither of them had played for City before the start of Al-Shittihad.
>>67350755
Leicester would have won this game easily.
>>67351265
Please...
He's been completely anonymous in the CL knock out stages. Clearly he's lost a burst of pace. He's not nearly as dynamic as he once was.
Comparing him to Messi is retarded. Messi creates when he doesn't score and has spent most of this season playing deep creating chances for Suarez.
>>67351265
>Judge him next season when he has a manager that will optimize his role in the club to fit his style of play.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pep is doomed
Where wer u when Company dieded?
>>67351369
that happens all the time
>>67351352
he's been injured a thrird of the season yet still is in contention for #1 goalscorer.
>>67350034
Arsenal for sure.
>this american shitty bandwagoner
literally laughing my bum off
>>67351289
Not that anon, but Aguero has been very quiet in big games this season. Which is the opposite of his early City form.
He's scored a lot of goals against the lower PL teams.
>>67351392
Good for him. He knows how to put goals past the mighty Newcastle.
![header[1].jpg_t=1459925709.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gj40tBl.jpg "header[1].jpg_t=1459925709.jpg")
>>67351392
>statpadding against literal shit teams in the league somehow makes up for his complete absence from the last 5 CL matches
You're so asshurt over people telling it like it is your logic has gone out of the window.
>>67350097
this
Roma
>>67351330
Leicester lackluster team in Spain
All the Italian teams this year
>>67351513
GOAT Under 21s team. A few of them were 22/23 though.
>>67351513
>>67351539
that's the olympic team who got embarrassed by fucking honduras: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_at_the_2012_Summer_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Men's_tournament_%E2%80%93_Group_D
that was a funny day
Leicester would put up a better fight.
>>67350278
Meh, the previous Chelsea team built by based Mou maybe, the current one is pretty soft too. Obviously not as bad as City though.
>>67351566
Oh.
I thought it was the team that won the Under 21s Euros. With De Gea, Mata, Martinez, Munain, Isco.
Reminder this was their biggest game in their clubs history and they played like they didn't give a shit.
>>67351624
Because they didn't.
>Someone asked Zidane about City being weak and Yaya Toure playing like he was 42 years old
>>67351035
>>67351602
Lester would've won it easily lad
>>67351673
I actually think they could have done it. As shit as City were, Madrid were pretty wank too. Based Kante would destroy that midfield.
>>67351506
They put on a way better showing against Real tbf, otherwise yes, embarassing
this tbqh
>>67351277
City didn't float one ball into the box in the last 10 minutes, why? Because they had no one in it. Pepe stood alone for the last 10 minutes doing nothing, Aguerro was dropping deep and the rest of the team didn't know how to launch sustained pressure against Real.
You need to break eggs to make Tortilla Española
>>67351609
That was 2011: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_UEFA_European_Under-21_Championship_squads#Spain
>Thiago's blue horns
>>67352091
I miss Martinez playing as a DM.
Aguero should've stayed in Atletico.
>>67350118
Well, Liverpool literally won an epic match 3 weeks ago with their guts against a way better team and time itself. And they've won a fucking Champions League that way
I know 4chin hates Liverpool but you can't say they don't have heart when playing in europe, quite the opposite t b h
>>67350245
Pinche inca, no puedes burlarte de la EPL cuando tu liga tiene jugadores cuyos sueldo se paga en Inka Cola.
>>67350189
Is ibrahimovic proud of his time at psg? Did he think they'd actually get into a CL final when he first signed there? Why didn't he go to a team like arsenal or Bayern or real?
>>67350075
Hey, shurmano!
About City, no. Chelsea is worse.
Horrible semifinal. I prefer rather watch a Levante-Las Palmas at 4pm on Sunday.
>>67350034
>mfw all the city fans i knew genuinely thought that there was no way they couldn't win because muh aguero and muh albino man
stockport city BTFO ty based gareth
>>67350245
you're trying too hard :(
https://twitter.com/szteveo/status/728003852121853952
Pellegingi needed to grow some bollocks and drop that lazy cunt Toure
then City probably would have won the game with KdB at no.10
>>67350097
>>67351494
Arsenal got to a CL final at least
>>67350244
He really is very over-rated.
>>67350718
>>67350746
>additional lel
>because a lot of United fans unironically thought they were about to get him
>>67351206
>not Liverpool after Rafa
fuck off mate - Dortmund game was fantastic. I accept that we had an easy ride before Dortmund, but still.
