>his team's stadium doesn't have a slide in it
>>67345591
>This is how dull baseball is
>his team's stadium doesn't have a hot tub to enjoy the game from
Americans can't handle stairs eh.
>>67345591
>>67345660
>Baseball is so boring they need to add shit like slides and hot tubes to make it fun
>>67345685
the slide is only for the mascot
he slides down after every home run
>>67345685
Your country can't even properly build a staircase
pretty plastic desu
>>67345808
>americans
>>67345808
> amerisports
>>67345808
its the brewers, we know its not getting used
>>67345591
can kids or other fans use it?
if not, what's the point?
if it's just for the mascot then it's fucking stupid
>>67345808
Thanks completely retarded, and you should be ashamed.
>>67345660
This is acceptable. I like it, and that pool in the Jags stadium
The Coca-Cola bottle is a slide
>his stadium doesn't have a fish tank that home run balls fly into sometimes
>>67349088
Floridian here, Tropicana Field is the shitiest stadium ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-you-can-eat_seats
>AYCE patrons have been known to engage in eating contests[1][3][12][15][18] and to sneak food home with them.[13]
Justify this, Ameriflubbiejubblies
The new braves stadium is going to have lazer tag, a movie theater, a swimming pool, a put put course and bumper cars. these aren't just in the vicinity, i mean they are actually in the stadium only open when there are games.
baseball really is dieing when when they are getting this desperate to get people to buy tickets.
>>67349230
what is there to justify? sounds p nice
>go to mets game
>mets were losing
>go buy a $20 can of beer
>find a "dunk a person" amusement park thing
>spend the final 4 innings dunking a poor dude in water
>>67349374
Haha
Goin to a Baseball game is fuckin GOAT though.
Euros cannot understand.
they should put stadiums for another sport inside baseball stadiums to make it bareable
>>67349508
>3D baseball
>if you score a run, you climb the stairs to the upper deck field where all runs are 2 points.
>>67345591
>his """""team""""" used to have the mascot slide into a mug of beer but got rid of it because it wasnt """""family friendly""""" even though nobody complained
>>67349617
DELETE THIS
>>67346146
Chris pls leave
>His stadium doesn't literally have seals swimming just beyond right field
>He doesn't have the best stadium in the league
>>67349088
>>67349200
This really surprises me cause Tampa isnt even named after devil rays...
Guess it is an old stadium so probably just never changed it
>Baseball
>>67350176
>canadians
Ftfy
>>67345685
Hahahahaha Brazil bringin it
>>67350668
>torontonians
and for you
kek
>>67345591
isn't it a bit dangerous???
>ameridumbs
>>67349230
Nobody likes getting fleeced at the ballpark when they go to buy food. That's legit a pretty good idea. Just pay a little up front, and you'll save money if you get food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdBGuhfboZk
>>67345660
>baseball is such a boring """"""""" sport """""""" that they have to add stuff like this to keep people from falling asleep.
What's next, movie theaters?
>>67345808
>thinking thit somehow justifies it
>>67345591
>your team's stadium will never have to resort to childish gimmicks to stand out
i always cringe like fuck when i see the bucaneer's pirate ship or shit like this. doesn't feel genuine at all, like an amusement park.
a fat kid is going to cause a disaster on that slide one day
>>67345685
Brazil 7 - 1 USA
>>67349508
>>67345808
My sides are melting. He says it like it's more acceptable that way.
Jesus fucking Christmas burger you can't make this shit up.
Baseball is such shit
>>67345808
>>67351534
You think It's all fun and games until a helter skelter and an aquarium tunnel is fitted at the etihad
M-most powerful country in the world...
>>67349617
>okay he hit it out of the park
>you have to slide into the pabst now
>mfw
>>67351534
it's pretty c-cool looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EzD3Bi69QU
>>67351655
That's so fucking stupid
>>67351797
it's just the tradition from when they had the dude slide into the beer mug as seen in >>67349617
>>67345808
HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
>America
>>67351655
its even lamer than I thought possible wow
>>67351655
Looks like a pretty dope slide though
>>67351534
>>67351655
>>67351797
It made more sense when he slid into a beer mug. Beer is a huge part of Milwaukee history. Without the mug it is indeed meaningless and stupid.
>>67351104
>that cunt taking a selfie
>>67351534
at least we dont get so bored during games that we sing non stop in order to not die of boredom during all the midfield passing.
tbqh /sp/ is the only place Ive ever seen where people have a hatred for baseball, and I talk to euros everyday
?????????
>>67352029
Thats because /sp/ is full of teenage contrarian autists.
>>67352029
Watching baseball is boring enough, now to argue over it?
No thanks
>>67352068
bit of a weird thing isn't it
I always sit directly across from it so it's cheap, weird to look at imo
>>67352029
yuropoors justifying their boring sport.
>>67352068
>LA team wasting water
Shocker
>>67352068
>>67352109
Looks like a damn minigolf course.
>>67345685
>7-1
>>67352134
it has to do with the fact that the team used to be owned by Disney, I don't know what the fountain had to do with Disney but it was added during that period of time
>>67350668
>women
Double fixed
>ywn be blessed by the based mcdonald's pinwheel injun
why do the other teams even try?
>>67351655
>and his mother
>It's the same costume with a dress
>>67351104
that looks comfy as fuck desu
>>67352346
>has a mustache too
>>67345591
But it does anon
>>67345808
That's one of the most meme things I've ever heard
>>67345685
Swing and a miss Paco
>>67345591
Americans on /sp/ make fun of soccer yet shit like this exists
>>67351633
>pabst
Sounds dangerous, desu
>>67352460
>Brazil flag
>Paco
Shit, you can't even banter correctly
>>67346034
Tbh Yankees and Red Sox games are fucking dreadful and always last 5 hours
>people from all over the world getting this ass blasted at my team
Top Kek it's a tradition, and anyway it's for kids. I do kinda feel it's a bit cringy now but then I remember how cool I thought it was when I was kid so I don't see a problem
>>67352068
>LA wasting more Colorado water
>>67352601
>it's cringy
>it's for kids
There's your problems
>>67352689
As a single adult yeah but it sure young families think it's cool so what's wrong with that?
You expect then to cater to some mid 20s autist who post here?
>>67352004
>not singing non stop in order to not die of boredom
>goes to great lengths to create some idiotic theme park contraption
>nah yeah you're retarded
>>67345808
>he slides down after every home run
yeah, Bernie Brewer used to slide into a big mug of beer, but muh PC, won't somebody please think of the children types ruined it
Its fucking lame now that they removed the mug.
>>67345808
Never change americans, never change.
>>67349306
No excuse to be in a dark fucking room playing laser tag with a baseball game goin on.
Everything should be within eye and earshot of the field. What the fuck Atlanta?
>>67345808
.......
>>67353417
>No fun allowed
>Only in audible chants are allowed
>>67352803
>muh kids
I do love this country desu
>>67353454
I hate it. I wish I was back in Uzbekistan
>>67345591
then
>Daddy why cant we go down the slide?
Because it's full of beer, kids. That's an adult beverage!
now
>Daddy why cant we use the slide?
It's for the mascot, little shits. Do you look like a mascot of anything but my balls?
Milwaukee: still awful.
>his stadium doesn't have first aid workers to tend to players faking injury
>>67345591
>his team's stadium doesn't have vegetation on the walls
>>67351655
>>67345808
HOLY SHIT WTF ????????? I thought you were just memeing hard, but it's true.You burgers are so strange.
>>67345808
>>67345591
If he falls off the slide, will he die?
>>67345591
But my team does
>>67354058
Probably lol it's pretty high up
>>67345591
>his team's stadium doesn't have houses in it
>>67351534
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Brewer
>implying
>his team doesn't have 2D fish flopping around flashing lights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfnZV9KPJ4g
this thread is fucking terrible.
i guess ice cream can't be sold either because that's fun too
>>67355298
It's like a slot machine for old people
>Miami
Oh right
>>67345808
>Americans
>>67354058
It'd be extremely painful
>>67355548
U U U U
>>67352131
>>67352603
It's anaheim
>>67349759
Nigga that stadium doesn't even have bullpens
PNC Park is obviously the GOAT
>>67355814
Socal fags are all the same
>>67355833
"no"
Americans have a healthy approach to sports, it's entertainment, a small hobby, a pastime, not their lives. They know it's a business, they don't pretend it hasn't been a business for more than half a century like dumb soccer fans. If ticket prices are too high, guess what? They just don't go. They don't protest like a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do with their lives and would kill themselves if not for sports, like Liverpool fans did some months ago.
>>67345808
>only for the mascot
Thats some cuck tier shit.
>>67351655
>american mascots are capable of reproduction
can you imagine baby bernie brewer sliding out of her puppet pussy
>>67351655
anyone else get a bit scared that the mom was gonna fall out of the slide?
>>67345808
based, and the yurocuck responses are hilarious
>>67345808
we are getting BTFO recently
>>67345808
>ballswing
>>67345808
don't stop believing America
>>67352068
>all that hideous fake grass
Revolting 2bh
what would you expect from the park that has sausage races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K9CdAVxF4
>>67353471
We all wish you were back there too
>>67345591
My team's slide is in a giant Coke bottle.
>>67359566
You're at least the fourth person in this thread to mention that. >We can stop now
Jealous Yuros
>>67351390
>amerintellectuals
>team wasn't involved in one of the biggest trade scandals in U.S. history
ENron anyone?
>>67355548
You're a big guy ;)
>>67359588
Yea but my team does have a slide in their stadium, it's in a Coke bottle.
That would suck if there were like a lot of home runs in one inning
Does he just stay camped up there all game in case someone hits one?
>>67345808
>mfw there is a mascot-only slide in a baseball stadium for entertainment, but that is a ruse, they want him to slide out and fall on the crowd, the deaths are the true once-in-a-lifetime entertainment purpose of the slide
>>67345591
>His teams stadium doesn't have a good team playing in it
>>67361353
We have a series with the Cubs in a few weeks
>>67352068
Never realized ducks and angels were so close
>>67352327
Genuinely took me 10 seconds to figure out whose field this is. Not even European jerseys have advertising this prominent.
>>67355814
Anaheim is part of the LA area. It's fucking 20 miles away.
If you think youre that different i have to LMAO. You are all the same to the rest of the country and world.
>>67361329
Yep
It's pretty gay
>>67345808
damn
>>67353931
>Fritz hits pause on scat dungeon 4: der scheissening to call others strange
Wew
>>67355856
It's my understanding that that's basically what happened with the San Jose Sharks. They raised ticket prices (along with other management related boondoggles) so people just stopped going. Or at least stopped buying season tickets. And this is in one of the richest areas in the country, where people can easily afford it.
>>67345685
There are literally stairs under it u cuck
I will never understand these people
>>67345808
Hahahaha wow
>>67345808
Holy shit
>his team's symbol isn't a national landmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z85nS4MxwkY
>>67345808
>>67351655
>>67345808
This is fucking surreal
This is what Americans think "culture" is
Can somebody explain to me what the big deal about this unimportant, albeit somewhat silly ritual the Brewers have is? I honestly don't understand why Europe is chimping out so much
>>67362734
It's not a carbon copy of what happens in their divegrass arenas thus HERESY!!!
They're also cranky that they didn't get their semen rations today.
>>67362778
>It's not a carbon copy of what happens in their divegrass arenas thus HERESY!!!
Seriously though, how do we fix soccer?
>>67362734
>be me
>on Burmese anime board
>see burger fiercely defend some """silly""" ritual implying it's somehow superior to not having said ritual
>proceed to savagely rip into him
>???
>PROFIT
>>67362807
Literally nobody did that though...
>>67345685
hahahaha
>>67362734
>Taking /sp/ seriously
Nobody really gives a shit desu
Still...
>Amerislides
>>67362798
But we have soccer in our country and some of us like it. We just give you shit because you guys put it on this pretentious lofty pedestal and place so much importance on it, just like you guys are placing tons of importance on a guy in a suit going down a slide...for some reason
>>67362863
>for some reason
It's highly amusing and alien?
>>67362798
As agreed upon here many times we need to just add in Multiball.
>Be the Brewers
>Hang a stupid Douglas Adams joke sign 42 out in the outfield
>nobody gets your cool reference
>>67362870
>after watching a 0-0 football match on a day where the sun doesn't shine and nothing eventful happens, the Brit is forced to turn to superior American entertainment where he will be highly amused as he tries to wrap his mind around the foreign concept of a man going down a slide in a costume
>>67349088
do all american teams named after an animal have a tank/cage with some of that animal in?
>>67362894
Lovely day here today tbqh
Chose a good day to work from home
>>67362904
Yeah, until the red skins ruined it for everyone.
>>67362734
many american sport traditions are somewhat silly, while we have a more serious approach to sports
i guess it's just a different culture
still, it's fun to shitpost
>>67362863
Wow, Americans put our sports on much more pretentious, lofty pedestal. Brits and Euros in general don't take anything too seriously. You're probably autistic and don't understand life bro.
>>67362734
because it's fucking retarded corporate ''fan friendly'' garbage that is ruining American sport and culture in general. It's the future of all things in the world, we just get it first. They'll feel it soon enough.
>>67351580
>>67362959
This.
It's true we are just laughing now, but everyone is aware it's coming. Just shitposting while we can famalam.
>>67362946
Jesus dude, relax. Italy literally just told me they take things more seriously than we do over there. What the fuck are you even doing right now?
this brewers slide shit is really dumb
if your mascot doesn't bungee jump and do flips hundreds of feet above the stadium, then you can fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Piw1dnU4fQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm3fK_FsAPw
>>67363071
Ok
Delete this
>>67363071
now THIS is silly lel
>amerislides
>>67362274
Kek Savage
This is gold
