>create the word soccer, short for association football
>gets mad when people call it soccer
why is this?
>>67316951
The word was also quite common in England up until the 80s
We just don't like Americans so stopped using it
>>67316951
Sometime in the mid-20th century, some Brits started believing that "soccer" was originally an American word. No clue who started that idea though.
>Go to school
>Get shot
>Have to tip the ambulance driver and police afterwards
>Have to pay for the shooter's 4 children because it would be racist not to
Why is this?
>>67316951
Isle of Mann, Ireland and Norn Iron not using football wew lad. I call it soccer when talking to Americans
there's only one football that matters, all those other irrelevant """"footballs"""" should get another name.
>>67316986
>wear our clothes, watch our movies, listen to our music, make your own music that's based on ours
>draw the line at the word "soccer"
I love when entire nations just randomly get extremely petty about stuff, like when the French government tried banning the words "hashtag" and "email" because they were too English-sounding.
>not just calling it Fußball
Calcio Fiorentino >>>
>>67317040
>>wear our clothes, watch our movies, >listen to our music, make your own music that's based on ours
>>draw the line at removing the u from Colour
>>67317040
Use our computers and operating systems
Use our military for protection
>>67317040
What are American clothes? Bear in mind a Latvian invented jeans.
Americans have a stereotype of dressing like shit here. Nobody wears your clothes or copies your music and only plebs watch American films
>>67317040
British music is far better than ours and I'm American
>>67317010
>Have to tip the ambulance driver
this part is wrong
but it's because we have more freedom than anyone else
t. ambulance driver
>>67317106
>Nobody wears your clothes
Nobody in the UK wears Nike?
>>67317109
Which was heavily influenced by American blues.
>>67317040
You do realise that British actors, directors, cameraman, and writers literally make every show and film these days? Americans just pay for that.
Even I, a proud American, can admit Britain dominates film and TV
>>67317109
Even if you have that opinion, rock and rap were invented in the US, so most British music is based on ours. I heard that dubstep was invented in England though, so I guess they'll always have that.
>>67317106
>Bear in mind a Latvian invented jeans.
And an American invented yoga pants
>>67317040
>poor fags all over the world wear shittier american designs manufactured in China
>90% of fashionable clothes are from yuro designers
>somehow this makes americans proud
>>67317124
Who cares? The British perfected it.
You fellow Americans should be more like me. I might love my country but even I can admit Britain is superior
>>67317109
>>67317126
>and I'm American
>even I, a proud American
Suuuuure. And there are a lot of Brits in American movies/tv shows, but the majority of the directors, actors, and writers out there are American. I don't know about cameramen though, mainly because I've never heard of a famous cameraman.
international dick measuring belongs on /int/
>>67316951
It's our language, we can do what we like.
>>67317169
>Perfected
Kek no. Without ours you wouldn't have yours. That's a fact.
What OS are you on m8?
>>67317123
What kind of argument is that? They were made in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.
It's like me claiming people wear English clothes when they wear a suit because the suit was invented in England
>>67317163
>>somehow this makes americans proud
Never said I was proud of it, just that it's a fact and it's kind of silly that the British decided to draw the line at "soccer", which was a word invented by Brits in the first place
>>67317201
Without us you wouldn't exist
>>67317123
Prefer Adidas tbf.
>>67317144
>Even if you have that opinion, rock and rap were invented in the US, so most British music is based on ours
Hardly a bragging right though, is it?
>Britain took American music and did it better than them
>>67317211
>They were made in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.
But they were designed by Americans and the company is American.
>It's like me claiming people wear English clothes when they wear a suit because the suit was invented in England
No, it's like a Japanese person claiming that an American who owns a Toyota drives a Japanese car, despite the fact that the car was actually built in a factory in Alabama.
>>67317201
>Kek no. Without ours you wouldn't have yours. That's a fact.
That doesn't change that the British generally make better music.
>>67317144
please tell me the best rock band from america ever
>>67316951
ball-pwe is objectively the best name
>>67317246
>Hardly a bragging right though, is it?
Of course it's not a bragging right. Why are people assuming that this is some /int/ dick-measuring contest? It's like I said to the other guy: >>67317212
>>67316951
Japan has both サッカー (variation of soccer) and 蹴球 (other etymology, literally kickball)
British rock comes from the blacks here and their music, the English openly acknowledged and embraced black Americas music while people here lynched them and stole their music making corny versions
tl;dr black american achievements don't belong to white america
t. Muddy Waters
>>67317194
This tbf
Soccer was upper class slang, of course there was going to be a dislike of the word among the almost entirely lower class football fans
Yanks are so proudly ignorant it's unreal
>>67316951
Based Japan
>>67317294
WE WUZ ROLLIN STONES N SHIET
>>67316951
>Bola sepaklets will defend this
>>67317212
Because in England everyone hates each other.
See >>67317304
>>67317304
so does that mean all you guys are low class?
>>67317294
Oh yeah totally, Ozzy Osborne and Angus Young totally took inspiration from some doorstep nigger with a harmonica in New Orleans.
sepak bola = kick ball
Theres 2 type of countries, countries that dont like the word soccer and countries that put a man on the moon
>>67317342
Yep.
>>67317311
Pink Floyd literally got their name from two black US blues artists
Half of Zeppelin I was covers of blues songs
>>67317366
But Germany doesn't call it soccer
>>67317351
>ozzy osborne
opinion discarded
Even the Caribbean niggers are the reason you have d&b, and I don't mean that pendulum faggotry
>>67317384
we wuz pipers and sheit
>>67317351
That literally true you fucking pleb.
>>67317384
WE WUZ DARK SIDE OF THE MOON N SHIET TOO
>>67317280
This.
Soccer: invented 90% of the things in the modern world, medicine, technology, infrastructure, god tier economics, nature, multiple sports
Football: poorfags, socialist tax slaves
>>67317366
It's a slang term that is no longer used. That's why
>>67316951
The problem isn't burgers calling it soccer. The problem is calling it soccer while calling handegg football, that's the capital sin.
>>67317437
Imma let you finish but Britain did that sempai
>>67317437
>invented 90% of the things in the modern world
Britain invented like 1/3 of everything we use today, it's pretty fucking impressive for such a tiny country.
>only 3rd world countries call it soccer
>>67317040
>like when the French government tried banning the words "hashtag" and "email" because they were too English-sounding
No way is this real
>eire
>soccer
what the hell
>>67317414
>>67317424
blues and jazz are extremely influential genres of music, they've had an impact on virtually every modern genre.
>>67317437
>>67317470
the most important thing of the modern world (computers) have been invented by a german, so we win again
>>67317506
This guys for real hahahaha
>>67317351
literally true. Ozzy is blues/10 are you high?
>>67317506
>replying to edgy inbred teens
>>67317501
Ireland will do the oposite of everything that Britain does.
If you're going to deny black influence on music, stop listening to music with a drum beat.
That's what it's gonna take to rid yourself of that influence
>American "music"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40
>>67317506
People are poking fun at you for the statement
>British rock comes from from the blacks here
and not
>blues and jazz are extremely influential genres of music
America is the greatest nation of all time, it's not even a contest
>>67317568
I actually never made that statement I just jumped in on the conversation with that post.
All of the early british rockers basically ripped off black blues artists, idk what the problem is.
Every day when I wake up I shed a proud tear because I remember I live in the greatest country on Earth
>>67317609
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>67317567
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
>British """"" music"""""'
>>67317609
>cry myself to sleep, cry when I wake up
FTFY
>Britain's only argument is music
>they're losing this argument
>>67317526
American military created the internet. USA beats germany again
>>67317553
good point
>>67317748
Factually speaking the Internet was a collaboration between France the UK and US but clearly nobody cares about facts in /int/ tier pissing match
>>67317720
Eric Clapton would never disagree with what's been said here, he knows the negroes did it
>>67316951
>mfw the english spoken by shakespeare is closest in sound to that currently spoken by people in the US midwest.
>>67317144
Yes they invented dubstep (fucking post jungle/industrial shit), which they then improved greatly (Skream, Benga, Caspa, Rusko, et al.), followed by more improvement (flux pavilion, dr p) only to have the Canadians (excision datsik) take it over and turn it into the modern robot sex we have all come to know and love today.
>>67316951
>indonesia calls it speak ebola
what the fuck thats retarded
>>67317748
Technically, the internet was invented by an English guy, the US military just happened to be working on DARPAnet at the same time.
>>67317526
American scientists invented the transistor and the microchip, arguably just as important imo since they're what practically every electronic device of the last 50 years has been based on. But whatever, this isn't an /int/ pissing contest. The USA, Britain, and Germany are all wonderful for inventing so much of today's technology, let's all give each other a big round of applause and laugh at the inferiors.
>>67318187
All done by carribean nigs who emigrated
>>67319329
England honestly makes better music and has a better underground scene for music then the US, and a big reason on that is the less pressure from bigname hollywood record labels in England then the US, and a good amount of bands in England can find moderate popularity, enough to live and make music their life while not being owned by any kind of label telling them what kind of music and shitty sound to shit out in an album that sounds the same.
>>67319329
Not really. They understand it's a game only played by poor and the diseased.
>Calcio
wtf were they thinking
Ayo hol up hol up auggghhhhh *smacks lips profusely* hee haa
You sayin *claps hands together*
That Australia calls it soccer too?
All you faggots are wrong. Best nation on earth is Canada. Get on our level.
>>67320297
This desu. North Minnesota is objectively the best
>>67317010
>walk to school because bus drivers are on strike
>school blown up by pissed off Irish bombers
>walk home
>get raped by muslims
>watch neighbor chase away muslims with a stick
>forced to attend cultural sensitivity training to appreciate the muslim raping you got
>watch police haul off neighbor to jail for assault and possessing a deadly weapon
Why is this?
>>67317567
shes got great dick sucking lips
>>67320775
The Metropolitan Police are blatantly in cahoots with some North London-based family of vampires.
>>67320866
Bet she's got ugly nipples.
>>67320297
literally this desu
>>67316986 >>67316992 >>67317015 >>67317200 >>67317280 >>67317293 >>67317305 >>67317331 >>67317455 >>67317987 >>67319329
WIR SIND FUSSBALL
>>67317495
france protects its languege by law
its true
>>67317495
Its probably Quebec. The French really aren't as stodgy about their language as everyone makes them out to be. Quebec OTOH acts like its constantly under threat from english speakers.
>>67317506
Europeans practically salivate when I tell them I'm a) from Chicago and b) play a decent blues guitar. Europeans care more about the blues than Chicagoans no doubt.
>>67317275
Choking Victim
>>67317212
Soccer was more the straw that broke the camel's back.
English has perfectly good words for things but Americans rename them for some reason.
Pants/Trousers, Elevators/Lift, Hood/Bonnet, Yard/Garden, Trunk/Boot, Fall/Autumn, Goaltender/Goalkeeper, Defence-man/Defender, Average/Morbidly obese.
Most of these we don't care about but Football is the national past time and was a step too far.
>>67317987
>this tired meme again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s
>>67322448
fuck off turkroach
>>67317217
Thanks for the help Pops. Now let's get you into that nursing home.
