new thread edition
FA:Free agent slot CB Leon Hall visiting Giants
JAC:Jaguars decline 5th-year option on LT Joeckel
LAR:Rams pick up Austin & Ogletree's option years
FA:'Skins give up on CB Culliver after one year
FA:Colts release C Holmes after drafting Kelly
TEN:Titans decline Warmack's fifth-year option
PIT:James Harrison confirms he will play in 2016
DET:#AsExpected: Lions pick up Ansah's option
MIN:Vikings activate options for Rhodes and Floyd
TEN:Mularkey: DeMarco 'loved' Henry selection
FA:Bears say goodbye to LG Slauson after draft
FA:Bears dump veteran S Antrel Rolle, save $2.7M
Daily reminder:
Landry is not elite.
Reminder that Ezekiel Ansah hasn't reached his prime yet
Reminder that Tom Brady is innocent and has never been proven a cheater.
>>67314833
>>67314878
Daily reminder: No pat fuckboi can explain why he smashed his phone.
How did I do?
why are people unironically responding to this new namefag? hes literally only trying to be the new tiki
in case anyone wants to rate my r8
>>67307963
>Eagles
>Lane Johnson OT Ohklahoma Round 1, Pick 4, 4th Overall
A+ probably the best RT in the NFL right now
>Zach Ertz TE Stanford Round 2, Pick 3, 35th Overall
B taking a while to develop but is poised for a great year next year Travis Kelce 2014 numbers scaled to 16 starts since we are adopting a part of the former KC offense. What you expect from a Stanford player, disciplined and technical
>Bennie Logan DT LSU Round 3, pick 5, 67th overall
A++ dominant lineman run stuffing, pressure, and TFL production, disruptive at the line, giving Fletcher Cox a run for his money, all in the third round
>Matt Barkley QB USC Round 4, Pick 1, 98th Overall
F >USC QBs
>Earl Wolff S N.C. State Round 5, Pick 3, 156th overall
D always injured, average when actually on the field, barely started over a playably-injured Patrick Chung ratings not a F because late round flyers start at 5th round less chance of being starters and mostly ST players are this late
>Joe Kruger, Jordan Poyer, David King, [Jake Knott--UDFA] Round 7
Not Rated, all 7th rounders none played a single snap for the eagles in an official game nor any team afterwards.Mixed career long IR list bench warmers and practice squad 7th round is never full of expectations anyway
who /min-max/
Bosa will be a bust.
>>67314901
God I hate tripfags but I love you right now
>>67314901
Simple, it was an Apple
>>67315006
can't wait until this meme goes away in the first week of September.
No one actually believes he will bust
>>67314928
He's not new
>>67315086
FUVK YOU YOU FUCKING CUVK
YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM
WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN RAMSEY
BOSA WILL BUST
HE IS NO J.J. WATT
HE IS U N D E R S I Z E D
JUST LIKE RANDY GREGORY
>>67315160
JJ Watt is white and a motor babby
Bosa is white and a motor babby
the comparisons exist for a reason
>>67315067
It was actually a Note 4 la
>>67315160
1st grade takes Tuesday's off?
>>67315086
As an NFL expert me and my colleagues were baffled by the Bosa pick. Taking a third round talent at #3 overall was a huge blunder.
>>67315160
>undersized
>literally an inch taller than maymay watt
>>67314915
Isn't Cousins the starter?
>>67314833
FACT
>team
>favorite stud
>favorite obscure goofball
>favorite King of the Hill episode
>Cakes
>Dareus
>Cardale "Cardstock" "12g" Jones (Formerly Leodis McKelvin)
>A Beer Can Named Desire
>>67315217
>Carr
>Average
>>67315200
He weighs much lighter
he lacks the weight to go with his height
his hands are much smaller
his arms are shorter
he is much less explosive in his legs
and those are just measurable and intangibles
as a player in college he was a big10 babby beating up and padding stats on shitty competition and gets shut down by good offensive tackles
>>67314901
>mfw a pats """""""fan""""""" attempts to discuss other teams
Seriously outside of a literal tranny none of them are capable of having an intelligent conversation about a team other than their own
It's fucking embarrassing
>>67315217
>no below average starters at any position other than returner
kek try again
>>67315309
protip: Watt went to the Big 10 too
>everyone makes fun of the Patriots
>still the best franchise in the league
??????????????
>>67315274
Ravens
Brandon Williams
????
A Firefighting We Will Go
>>67315189
>NFL expert
>Bosa a 3rd round talent
Zero (0) NFL experts had him anywhere but the 1st round. Many had him as BPA in the entire draft. Including PFF
>>67315346
>playing as a Buckeye =/= playing for Wisconsin
much higher surrounding talent artificially inflates individual value
>>67315361
its like making fun of the yankees, its just something to do
pats have been good for most if not all of our lives so it gets old
>>67315389
Everyone behind the scenes at NFL Network were shaking their heads.
>>67315415
Find me one reputable source that shows Bosa was anything but a first round pick. Find me one where he'd go out of the top 10
>>67315274
Eagles
Malcolm Jenkins
/deathrowe/
the one where Dale opens a gun store inside that book store that peggy buys
>>67315415
only because Bosa isn't a fit for the Chorgers.
>>67315445
I'm not gonna argue with some rando with less sinsider information than me. Bosa will be laughed out of the NFL before next season, complete bust.
>>67315470
Ok anon rando who can't spell insider correctly
>>67315470
>>67315481
Your got this big D insider
>>67315458
Chargers run a 4-3 over 2/3 of the time and he'll line up inside with Mebane and Liguet on 3-4 snaps. He's actually perfect for the chargers scheme
>>67315481
>rando loser knows Bosa is a bust
>rando loser gets BTFO so hard he resorts to pointing out typos
lmao
>>67315492
Fucked it up you faggot
GB Packers will have a top 10 offense and defense this year
Do any Bungles fans know if Brandon "Brickhands" LaFell is likely to get the start over Tyler Boyd? Whatever happened to Byron Jones?
Also, pick 2 to keep
>Company of Heroes 2
>Men of War: AS2
>Project Zomboid
>Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
>The Sims 3
>Age of Empires 2
>>67315551
>Rollercoaster Tycoon
>Age of Empires 2
AOE is one of the best games of all time, I still play it on steam
>>67315274
seahawks
bobby wagner
chop chop
"that's my purse, i don't know you!"
>>67315274
>Eagles
>Barwin
>Hicks
>Y2K episode most likely, wasnt the funniest but definitely had the most tension and was a good episode all around
>>67315551
And yes, Byron Jones from Cowboys. Shouldve prefaced that
>>67315513
>knows Bosa is a bust
sure thing bc predicting the future is a thing. fucking autismals
>>67314853
niggas got the face of dikembe mutumbo's older brother how tf he only 26
>>67315006
Triggered Michicuck spotted
>>67315655
I'm from the future and can confirm bosa is a bust
>>67315681
I'm actually a big Ohio State fan, Bosa is a total fraud.
>>67315694
>people never lie on the Internet
Ok michicuck
>>67315694
No you're not, go get poisoned by lead you sambo loving cuck.
>>67315274
leodis was a great obscure goofball. corey mcintyre too.
Is there anyone on this earth that has caused more butthurt in sports than these two individuals?
doesn't he look glorious?
>>67315994
the cowboys, the raiders, etc
>>67315994
Sepp Blatter and Tim Donaghy
>>67315994
The Detroit Pistons made the following players mad as fuck:
Larry Bird
Michael Jordan
Scottie Pippen
Magic Johnson
>>67315626
the byron jones from the cowboys is playing for the cowboys
>>67315994
Eli Manning & Kobe Bryant
>>67315994
Kobe and Curry
>the state of the jets QB situation
jesus
>>67316043
>Isiah Thomas got Jordan SO ass blasted Jordan threatened to not play if he was on the Dream Team
>>67316094
Kobe bc he raped that girl in the ass?
>>67316043
and MJ and Scottie ARE STILL MAD
>>67315312
I'm not a tranny
Don't get like /pol/.
>>67314915
Thank you for using the good chart.
Broncos back2back titles? All signs point to YES
>>67316293
might not make playoffs
>>67315994
Burger and anyone who ever raped a female
>>67316305
They said that last year too
>>67316314
they say it about most teams
>>67316291
>hates /pol/
Go back to plebbit
>>67316305
They only lost two starters on defense and can only improve on offense. I'm not saying they'll go back to back, but every year the AFC west is said to be up for grabs but Denver always wins it
>>67316340
yeah i think they have a good chance, but the chiefs and raiders could be pretty tough this year and I'm not sure the offense would actually improve with sanchez. or do you think they start lynch? either way.
>>67316386
Their offense was so bad last year that there's no way Sanchez can make it worse. They got some improvement on the offensive line, I think they'll be a bit better.
>>67315919
mac truck :(
>>67316336
You misunderstand
>>67316043
I made your mom mad when I piston her face
>>67316409
sanchez can actually play decent for a stretch, but it's just a matter of time until complete melt-down.
>>67316432
anime is for faggots
>>67316509
Stop by my thread on /pol/ tonight, there will be many fruity bussies
Soon
post way too early 53 man squads
QB (2): A. Rodgers, Hundley
RB (4): Lacy, Starks, Crockett, Ripkowski
WR (6): Nelson, Cobb, Janis, Adams, Montgomery, Abbrederis
TE (3): R. Rodgers, Cook, Perillo
C (2): Linsley, Tretter
OG (3): Sitton, Lang, Taylor
OT (4): Bulaga, Bakhtiari, Spriggs, Barclay
DT (3): Guion, Clark, Pennel*
DE (4): Daniels, Boyd, Jones, Lowry
OLB (5): Matthews, Peppers, Perry, Elliot, Fackrell
ILB (4): Barrington, Ryan, Martinez, Brown
CB (6): Shields, Randall, Rollins, Gunter, Goodson*, UDFA TBD
FS (2): Clinton-Dix, Hyde
SS (2): Burnett, Banjo
K: Crosby
P: Mortell
LS: Lovato
Practice Squad (10): Murphy, Davis, the rest TBD
* denotes 4 game suspension due to substance abuse policy
>>67316696
Post THIS!
*karate chop to the throat*
Heh, easy.
>>67316655
wtf was the d-line doing in that gif?
>>67316733
*it was a shadow clone*
Checkmate.
*stabs you right in the heart*
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
>>67315344
There are no below average starters on the Cowboys
>>67317018
*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...
Will Bryce Petty, Tom Savage, or Garrett Grayson ever play meaningful downs in the NFL?
>>67317046
*it was a hologram*
take this
*falcon punch*
I win.
>>67316733
>>67317018
>>67317046
Jesus Christ get a hold of yourselves you fucking autists
>>67317057
Grayson is currently a camp arm for the Raiders, he was on their PS last year. So probably a no for him
>>67317057
bryce petty might have to this very year
>>67316733
>>67317018
>>67317046
>>67317079
Reminder that the 3-4 is a meme defense
>>67314915
Oh boy here we go
>Safeties have some problems
Hall is solid, Cravens is a rookie
>Compton is decent
I'd argue for solid
>LG is solid
Nigga have you even been watching the past 3 seasons? Long needs hella work.
>Cousins and Jones with insufficient data
We've seen them play, don't be lazy. Cousins is definitely solid, Jones is decent.
>>67315217
>no below average players on defense
Pfhahaha
>>67314915
>A chart which limits how many players are elite/great
Not usable for mah Panthers
>>67317330
Who is below average on their defense and how? Claiborne and Carr actually had good years last year
>>67317095
>Tiki not even able to handle good ol' ironic shitposting
pottery
>>67317395
Thats a fake tiki we have had him for a while
>>67317198
i dont smoke. i hardly go outside. i eat plenty of cooked meals and such. i pay my taxes. drink tea instead of soda, and generally want to work on bettering myself nowadays. Ive been looking up videos on how to throw a football like drew brees, and even begun to lose weight with nfl players being an inspiration to me. but now I have cancer after watching this. great.
>>67311601
>dive your head
>wonder why you hit your head
it was 100% on ridley, pollard went for the leg wrap
>>67317454
Anyone who is unironically willing to call themselves Tiki should be treated accordingly.
Future Jets Starting QB
>>67317665
Wow looks better already.
>>67317198
Canada saved my webm, I'm honored
>>67317665
>tfw this time last year Skins were projected to go 2-14 and take Hack 1st overall
Ravens
>>67317756
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Barely any point putting names on the interior o line. I see stork as likely to get center, but then it's Mason, Jackson, Kline, Cooper, Thuney, and possibly Andrews all vying for the two guard spots.
Also, Brown will get good snaps at DT.
>>67317862
Brady isn't the starting QB faggot
>>67317857
Have fun, Jets
>>67317862
>elite GM
stopped reading there
>>67317862
What kind of owner would be an elite owner?
>tfw Teddy's days are numbered
>>67317932
I would think to be an elite owner you wouldn't constantly be getting fined and docked draft picks
>tfw you are a MLB away from an owl
>>67318012
And a QB
>>67317919
which GMs are better than Belichick?
>>67318012
>.500 career record
>great coach
no wonder no one likes falcon trips
>>67318069
Thompson
Caldwell
Gettleman
Newsome
Schneider
Keim
Elway
Off the top of my head
>>67318088
>brought in to fix the defense
>defense goes from 32nd in the league to 16th in ONE SEASON
ty based coach quinn
>>67317665
jets fans should watch this breakdown of Hack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUh7Tia8pWM
Where is he going?
>>67315217
romo isn't elite......
>>67318303
da ravens
>>67318271
Na, that's just pro Texans propaganda from a faggot that wanted them to draft hack.
>>67318376
We don't need his ass
>mfw Packers go 14-2 this year
>>67318491
more depth is always good
soon
>>67314833
"What they going to do, suspend me?"
- texted the suspended quarterback.
>>67318491
Tom Brady is a poor example of a quarterback.
>Saints' LT Terron Armstead is signing a 5-year extension that will tie him to New Orleans through 2021, per @JosinaAnderson. A big deal.
if the fox can win the league this year then so can the vikings and i can finally die
>>67318567
>Suggs
>Doom
>Smith
>Correa
>Judon
Seem pretty set at OLB pham, especially since 3 of them are rookies or second year players
Right lads in the aftermath of the draft, who do you have winning their respective divisions?
AFC: Steelers, Pats, >Jags, >Raiders
NFC: Packers, Cowgirls, Panthers, Seahawks
>>67315217
>Goes down harder than brittle bones bradford
>Dallas
>Playoffs
>ELITE
>>67318828
>steelers
What makes you think they'll win the division after yet another poor draft?
>>67318828
>packers
What makes you think they'll win the division after yet another poor draft?
>>67316779
The got outcoached
The Memphis coach played them like a fiddle
They played the screen pass that had been set up earlier then Paxton went deep over their heads when they bit on the screen pass
>>67318977
because the ravens will have yet another losing season
>>67318828
> Jags
With what luck?
So what ever happened to Clowney? Everyone was hyping up how elite the Texans Dline was going to be yet Ive heard nothing about that guy since the draft
Lions fans here Holy crap guys that Cowboys team looks fucking scary. I definitely don't want to play them in the playoffs
>>67319225
>The Raiders will play Sanchez at least once next year
ez pz
>>67319385
Microfracture surgery
>>67319385
same thing that will likely happen to all these teams itt hyping up their teams draft
except for the cowfags who are a lock for #1 after that stellar draft
>>67318012
>>67318030
and a city
>yfw New England finds a way to draft Deshaun Watson
>>67319174
nigga you shook as shit
>Still 127 days until Week 1
>>67319225
Is he, dare I say it.....
Better than Watt?
Honesty from a Panthers fan
>>67319854
>Ziggy Ansah is a great player. That's a great football player there. And I told him so the other week.
>I sent him a message a couple weeks ago, and told him I think he's a great player. And he is.
>>67319854
Watt is the best player in all of football
If you cant name every position on your favorite team and at least one of their backups you arent a true fan
Why is everyone claiming the Stoolers to be extremely good this coming season?
I don't get it
>>67319953
>Watt is the best player in all of football
why is brady so cute, bros?
>>67319988
if you can't name the age, weight, height, position, and credit rating of every player on your practice squad you aren't a true fan
>>67318157
Holy shit. What? Schneider, Newsome, and Elway are the only ones on that list for whom an argument can be made.
Thompson is simply a no.
Caldwell just had his fourth draft and has had high picks to work with every year because the team has been shit generally. Also, that Jackson contract is preposterous.
Gettleman looks very good so far, but also just had his fourth draft. By no means sustained success.
And same goes for Keim, just had his fourth draft.
Belichick has stocked the Patriots with quality talent every single year for 15 years. Perhaps the defense was poor in the early '10's, but otherwise there's nothing to complain about. Also, do you realize the GM doesn't only handle the draft? That Chancellor holdout shit and the repercussions partly fall on Schneider. The fact you'd rather have David Caldwell as GM over Belichick is honestly hilarious. Contrarianism of the highest order.
>>67318568
I just need the fucking font now
>I don't know every players Madden ratings
autism
>>67320096
>I play Madden
>>67320029
Name a better player than Watt, I'll wait
>>67315994
dem manning boys
>>67320159
Flacco for starters
>These fucking names
>>67320159
I could go on for hours
>>67320159
could you be any more casual?
>>67320187
I feel bad for Goodell and the other pick announcers when they have to attempt to pronounce these guy's names
>>67320187
Will anyone top Haha?
>>67320187
>naming your kid Cleveland
Good thing he's not a QB
>>67320241
HaHa Clinton-Dix
Name or low brow political joke about the late 90's? You decide.
>>67320007
Made the playoffs with no defense and no Bell
>>67320187
Too bad they didn't put John Christian Ka'iminoeauloameka'ikeokekumupa'a Fairbairn on there
>>67320240
Wonderful Terrific Monds II
>>67320187
>Broncos sign pint-sized WR Addison
>He's 5'10
Manlets BTFO
>>67320240
His name is Ha'Sean (pronounced hah-seen) though (which is still fucking ridiculous)
henrys a big guy
>>67320435
4U
Name a defensive end currently in the NFL better than Justin James Watt
I'll wait
>>67317270
>meme defense
>Justin Houston was half a sack away from the record two seasons ago in a 3-4
>>67320630
Ezekiel Ansah
>>67320630
JaDevE'On ClOWnEy
>>67320630
Khalil Mack
Name 10 better DEs than this man
>>67315679
He was born in Ghana, he's probably 32
>>67320060
It wasnt pretty but Arial is pretty damn close
>>67320240
Ishmaaily Kitchen (sp?)
played center for the Oranges last year, he's still a FA I think
>>67320857
Saved
>>67320857
Haha
Dare I say the most handsome QB?
In 7 words or less, please explain how the Jaguars will improve from last season
>>67320815
In all honesty what the fuck is the Seahawks O-line doing there
>>67320630
Chandler Jones
>>67320815
Is that the black Michael Strahan?
>>67320966
>Seahawks
>O-line
>>67320961
every other AFC South team sucks more
>>67320995
You tell me
>>67315217
Zach Martin is beyond Elite.
>>67321027
Looks like the black Strahan to me desu
>>67315217
Terrance Williams is Shit
>>67321075
>>67320998
>Seahawks are great at picking O-Line
They just go by different position names like DL and TE
>>67320960
Why is Flacco so handsome lads?
>>67321102
6.5/10 tbqh
>>67321071
Pure Tackle rape
>>67321102
>Handlebar mustache at any point in your life.
>Handsome at any point in your life.
Pick one
>It's a rerun where canada spams webms of literal who players
>>67321095
Is it just me or does he look exactly like Strahan but black?
>>67321200
>>67321168
every QB goes through a meme hairstyle phase every now and then
it passes
>>67321200
here is your free (you) on michael strahan being an actual person of high melanin
it wasnt funny the first time
>>67321195
What's next? People be nice to each other?
>>67320815
>>67321027
Coverage sacks desu
>>67320966
What is a screen?
>>67321223
Mustache is not hairstyle, birdfucker.
>>67321268
Dude looks like Strahan but black.
Tell me why the Redskins aren't gonna be the first team in a dozen years to win the NFCE in back to back years.
>>67321071
I can't watch that clip all day lad
>>67321303
>>67321344
No black Strahan
>>67321313
>hair on your face is not considered a hairstyle
what a coincidence, Andy Daltons existence is a meme hairstyle, catfucker
>>67321313
Yes it is renard
>>67321375
Who won that game?
>>67321406
Red Rifle.... YUM!!
>>67319953
you're the worst tripfag of recent memory but I agree with you on this. He can do it all and he does it all at an elite level
>>67321515
The referees
>>67321406
Is your armpit hair a hairstyle, boi?
And we're birdfuckers
>Pic related
>>67320240
>Jihad
>>67321547
No one styles armpit hair dip shit
>>67321541
I don't care
>>67321546
Cant wait to get the buttery parm toothpaste anon
>>67321640
>No one styles armpit hair dip shit
What is tumblr
So, people do style it, is it a hairstyle now, fucktard?
>>67321861
>tumblr
>>67321547
>on your face
shouldnt your caretaker be helping you post? being retarded and all
Bengays will NEVER win a playoff game.
>The Ravens, Jags, Texans, and Panthers were introduced into the league after the bengals last playoff game
>ALL have at least one playoff win
>one being against the bengals
>>67322026
Those creatures still do it.
>>67322072
They aren't people, besides as TLoF already pointed out we were talking about hair on faces
who /reddit/ here