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>>67312764
>click on all the squares that contain overrated shit
>>67312796
harsh tbf
>>67312796
lel
>>67312796
>>67312796
>>67312796
Kekd
>>67312671
>>67312796
How can Memepiss ever recover?
Is this the Man Utd General?
Can >we talk about Man Utd for a change??
>>67312796
superior kek right here
>>67313032
Fellaini has unironically been one of their better players this season.
His ability to get away with belting people in the face is absolutely world class.
>>67313067
I agree.
----------de gea
---blind -----rppney ---smalling
rojo - - carrick - valencia
--- martial- fellaini - rashford
de gea has won POTY 3 times now.
smalling the shirt lifter was Players POTY
theyll finish 5th or 6th.
LVG out, MOU PLS in.
>>67313159
I'm suddenly very very worried that we're getting another year of LVG
>>67313177
I don't think they're going to hire Mou.
Who else would you want?
>>67313202
is there even anyone available? maybe laurent blanc?
>>67313177
Please no.
But I don't think it matters much anymore.
>>67313222
Pochettino?
>>67313297
would be amazing but I can't see it happening, already said himself he wants to stay at spurs and I'm sure he wants to at least win something with the team he built
best case scenario would be mou now, then poch (or someone similar) after 3 years
>>67313336
Are your tight fisted owners likely to want to bankroll Mou in the knowledge that they'll need to pay for a whole new team after he's gone?
>>67313349
well they have spunked £250m away, whats another £250m?
>>67313297
No. He'll stay at Spurs.
They need someone installed form the 1st of June.
Jorge Mendes has a lot of power at Utd.
Which is both good and bad.
>>67313349
>>67313366
This.
The sponsors are printing money.
De Glazers make so much, they don;t care.
The TV deal will pay for the running of the actual football club, they take all the commercial sponsorship money.
>>67313159
>be a one man team
>the man is the goalkeeper
>>67313336
Personally I'm happy to let LVG see out his last season, last 7-10 games we've shown real improvement on the football side, playing nice football and with a very exciting fast young team. If we get Mou in he will destroy the youth system inside 2 years and replace them all with lase twenties foreign mercs. FUCK. THAT.
We could still win the FA cup this year as well, I'd be quite happy with that familia.
>>67312671
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>67313472
Giggs get out.
>>67313472
*late twenties*
Putting himself in the shop window
>>67313496
any man utd fan who wants to get Quick-Fix-Fuck-The-Team-Up-And-Leave-In-3-Years-Mou in is a fucking glory hunter, not a Manc and most likely a jf, like you paddy. Please leave us alone.
>>67312796
>tfw mata has a gf
>>67313573
I'd have expected him to have a classier bird desu.
>>67313573
he could do a lot better, though she's miles out of the league of everyone on spee
>>67313573
this looks like a bf more than a gf tbqh
>>67313573
That's a beard if I ever saw one
>>67313573
based smalling
>>67312796
my sides are as gone as his dad
>>67313622
>she's miles out of the league of everyone on spee
lol no, I'm miles out her league and I'm sure many guys here are as well
>>67313673
oh man I would hit that juicy big titted tart with the force of a thousand suns. Smalling is a lucky guy, but then again I guess a guy with a voice like a ten year old girl deserves a bit of good karma.
>>67313699
shut up you fucking fat bender
>>67313699
She pulled Mata, by definition that makes her out of your league. How are you going to compete with a world renowned blogger like him?
>>67313111
Underrated post
>>67313673
That's a first class golddigger right there.
>>67313699
Of course you are. Tripping on /sp/ all day long brings millions in your pockets
>>67313159
Smalling is def not a shirt lifter, have you seen his bird?
>>67313673
hhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>67312796
>>67312796
>>67312796
too lazy to shoop this lads
>>67313804
There are girls 10000x better looking than her in your town right now, she's not very good looking. If you believe you can't pull something better than that then you need some self confidence my friend
I'd understand if we were talking about that slut Button is with but not that farmer's housewife
>>67313177
Don't worry.
>van Gall wins FA cup
>Leaves on a positive note, stating that he wants to retire and spend time with his family
>The fans give him a standing ovation as he makes his farewell speech, breaking down in tears proclaiming United the best club in the world
>Jose Mourinho confirmed as manager within the next 2-3 days
>Giggs leaves shortly afterwards to pursue management career in lower leagues
>Mourinho starts a 20 year dynasty winning the league 16 times and CL 7 times as well as 10 FA cups including 3 trebles
>ABU butthurt reaches all time peak
>The hatred is more intense than ever
>Old Trafford gets expanded to hold 120,000 people
>Sheik gives up with City in 2020 to work on other 'projects' leaving City in administration, they must work their way through the leagues ala Rangers if the hope to compete in the Premier League again
>Leeds are promoted again and the Leeds - United rivalry is back with Leeds finishing below United by 2-3 points EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. and lose every derby by at least 2 goals
>Liverpool FC continue to finish between 4th-8th for the rest of our lifetimes
>Ryan Giggs takes over from Mourinho in 20 years time after winning La Liga with Real Madrid 3 times in a row
>He is the 2nd most successful manager on the planet by now
>150,000 United fans (the new Old Trafford capacity) witness the return of Giggs. "Welcome Home" the banner on the Stretford end reads.
>He is joined by his assistant manager, 39 year old Marcus Rashford, United and England's record all time goalscorer and the most decorated player in football history
>Rashford goes on to replace Giggs when he retires being the only man to ever play in the academy, first team and be assistant manager and manager EVER.
We're too big to fail. This is the likely future.
These years are just transition years. We're just finding our feet. To quote van Gaal, it is a process. The process is nearly complete.
We're nearly back.
>>67314011
We're not talking about some other women m8, we're talking about her.
It's not even relevant what she looks like, that she can get with Mata puts her out of your league.
>>67313349
>after he's gone
Mourinho has said time and time again in interview after interview that he wants to build a legacy at one club.
He's already proven he's the best short-term manager in history. Now he wants to prove he can do it long-term as well.
United will be his last job.
>>67312796
wew
>>67314011
you couldn't pull her, I can 1000% guarantee that
>>67313673
She's not ugly but not what I'd call stunningly attractive either.
7/10, don't see it at all.
Looks like a generic level 2 hair & beauty therapy graduate. I'd like to see how she looks without her 2 hour make-up routine. Looks like she's caked it on.
>>67313699
This
>>67313852
>Money is somehow important or relevant to this discussion
The fact you think money is important in attracting members of the opposite sex says all we need to know about you.
@67314027
>Mourinho starts a 20 year dynasty
>Mourinho
>20 year
>dynasty
you almost had me you shitposting prick
>>67314027
mfw this is actually possible and could happen
>>67312796
>>67314111
if you think it doesn't play a big part you're a complete tit, women are attracted to money and power as much as good looks and muscles
>>67314027
not bad tbqh
>>67314168
>muscles
Okay you are now confirmed for not having a clue about what you're talking about.
Back to /fit/ you go
>>67314027
>>67314027
>He is joined by his assistant manager, 39 year old Marcus Rashford
mfw i read this part
>>67314027
underrated post
>>67314122
>giving precious (You)s to shitposters
>ever
>>67312796
Cant see any squares m80 recaptcha
>>67314168
>money
>good looks
>muscles
>power
Just kill yourself already. You need literally 0 of those things. Maybe that's what YOU find attractive in men, you faggot.
All you need is to be confident and be yourself. Be charming and polite, be witty and flirtatious. That's it.
It's not a big mystery or secret you autist.
>>67313540
This is what I don't understand about some Man Utd "supporters".
Why would you want >mouyes? Who cares if he can win trophies. He would be cancer to United. He'd easily kill the club off. You could say goodbye to Fossil memesu, Rashford and bugman jackson.
>>67314296
>You need literally 0 of those things
>muh personality
topkek, virgin detected
>>67314357
Mourinho plays youngsters if they're good enough. Simple as that.
Not good enough? Won't play.
Hardly different to Ferguson in that respect.
>>67314296
>be yourself
JUST B URSELF :)))))
>>67314390
You're the virgin for even implying I'm a virgin.
By the very fact you said that, it implies you think it's somehow difficult to have sex, or that having sex is something which makes one valuable or superior in some way.
Confirmed for autist.
>>67314357
I'd take Fosil Manzu for >my club tbqh, kid is a beast
>>67312796
oh my
>>67314357
Any utd supporter who wants mou is not a man utd supporter imo, LVG is a far better option than that fucking cunt.
He'll drag the club's reputation through the mud, devastate the youth academy, sign a bunch of overpriced old foreign mercs who give less than two shits about the club, destroy morale amongst the players and staff and then then leave after two years with the club in a worse state than when he started.
He is absolute cancer make no fucking mistake and you utter fucking tools and gloryhunters who think he will solve our problems are fukcing clueless about football. There is no magic quick fix for our problems, fucking wake up.
Watch 0:10
https://youtu.be/9gqxj4HQb-A
Why didnt you sign the prophecy child?
>>67314296
>All you need is to be confident and be yourself.
>be yourself.
>>67312796
It wasn't that funny to be quite honest with you gang.
>>67314423
>or that having sex is something which makes one valuable or superior in some way.
lel virgin status confirmed
>tfw no United Arsenal rivalry for the top spot
why lads ? Will we ever see the goat football again ?
>>67314494
Liverpool or Leeds is far better.
>>67314494
arsenal were never our rivals, that's always been Liverpool and always will be and City as a mild annoyance, everyone else is irrelevant
>>67314027
>this post
>these replies
Manure fans sure do go under the radar for being deluded fucks.
>>67314494
>yfw Lester-Tottenham rivalry for the next decade
>>67314524
Liverpool haven't been relevant in the league since they ushered in the current premiership m8. United/Arsenal played the best football the league has ever seen all while being filled to the brim with legends.
>>67314514
>Leeds
>>67314556
So? Arsenal were relevant to Utd's title battles for 2 or 3 seasons. Liverpool are blood enemies. Most Manc utd fans don't give a shite about London clubs.
>>67314622
sure speaking from a historical point of view you might be right, I'm clearly talking about the quality of football during the late 90s and early 00.
>>67314556
my manc friend hates Leeds more than anything else in the world, transcends football.
>>67314449
>this delusion
Not sure why you hate him so much. Sure he's a cunt but he's a cunt you'd like to have on your side.
Fergie was the same. Hated by literally everyone. You could see opposition fans foaming at the mouth whenever he gave an interview or mentioned referees. "The FA treat us like shit" and all the rest of his antics.
But he was OUR cunt. Mourinho is no different. Yes he will wind up other managers, yes he will say things to the media so they print the stories HE wants rather than the stories THEY want. So fucking what?
Look at all the shit we've had to deal with in the past
>Terry
>Carragher
>Benitez and his FAHCTS
>Wenger
>Suarez
>KKKenny
>Gerrard
>Bolton FC
>Leeds scum
Who really gives a shit if he's a cunt? Good. Maybe it'll bring some excitement and entertainment value. Some passion. Some fucking drive.
We need people like Mourinho, Fergie, Keane etc.
>>67312796
>>67314111
You're so naive. Of course models and the likes of them regularly date fellas on the dole
>>67314676
if he hates leeds more than liverpool then he's probably not really a manc, the leeds thing was always more them than us, although I won't disagree that there was some bad feeling, in all honesty them being gone from the top flight for so long has dulled that rivalry quite a lot
>>67314649
>quality of football during the late 90s and early 00.
m8 the way ferguson destroyed wenger once and for all was to kick his teams off the pitch
>>67314927
I can just about handle him being a cunt, but what about all the other stuff I mentioned, he will literally destroy our club and make it worse than when he took the job
>>67314965
multi millionaires with yachts (0.3% of the population) will attract gold-digging scum, sure
but apart from that you're absolutely wrong and naive
by the sounds of things you're not very experienced in life in general
>>67314649
lel who cares about that when it comes to rivalry?
>>67314994
>but what about all the other stuff I mentioned
The other stuff isn't even true.
Mourinho buys players that will win him titles. If the money's there, why not use it? Stupid not to.
He also has a good record with young players. They have to be good enough though.
I'm not worried for one second that Mourinho will sign Griezmann for £80 million instead of persisting with Lingard for 3 years before finally accepting he isn't United quality and probably never will be.
He will play the likes of Rashford, Martial, Shaw, de Gea, Smalling, Jones. Of that I have no doubt. Fosu-Mensah could be his Zouma. What he won't do is play kids that aren't good enough yet. No problem whatsoever with that. Times have changed. There is no room for waiting 2-3 years to see if someone will come good or not, starting them every fucking game in that period.
>>67315080
Also, I am sick to the back teeth of persisting with players who "Can do a job".
A club like United should have the best players in every position on the pitch. Not relying on Valencia to convert to a RB because "he's not bad there"
We should be working out who the number 1 RB in the world is, or the number 1 RB in the world that can fit into our system at least, and doing whatever it takes to sign them. AT ALL COSTS.
>Young
>Valencia
>Blind
>Lingard
>Carrick post 2013
>Rooney post 2011
>Rojo
>Mata
>Hernandez
>Welbeck
>Cleverley
>Gibson
List is fucking endless.
>"b-b-but they're not bad in that role, th-they can d-d-do a job"
Well they can do it somewhere else. Or they can sit on the bench and come in when our ACTUAL players get injured.
>>67314965
>You're so naive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkaMiaRLgvY
>>67314961
antonella literally GOAT WAG
more definitively than messi himself is GOAT
>>67315012
Buddy what type of women do you think target millionaires like footballers and so on? Gold-digging sluts and gold-digging sluts wouldn't date anyone on here since guys swimming in cash are too busy enjoying their money to post on /sp/.
Is it clearer to your naive mind or do you want me to explain it to you with charts and drawings?
>>67314961
>>67315157
>A club like United should have the best players in every position on the pitch.
When was the last time that United had anything even close to this?
>>67312796
heh
>>67315408
>millionaires like footballers and so on
0.3% of the male population of which maybe 0.1% would be dumb enough to tolerate slags only in it for the money
>gold-digging sluts
0.3% of the female population
you're talking about an example which is 10,000-1. Even more unlikely than Lester winning the league.
You sound pretty dumb as well as naive.
>>67315431
2007-2009
>>67312796
>>96 get as well
Good post.
>>67315672
Last two numbers is the % chance that Liverpool fans were to blame for the 96.
>>67314027
THIS FUCKING DELUSION
rashford will sign for leicester in the summer top kek
>>67315806
Better odds than Leicester
>>67314027
>this delusion
but i think mou will be good and will stay for at least 6-7 years
>>67313673
BROWNED
