>series is tied up 1-1
>capitals are dirty goons, Orpik suspended 3 games
>maatta ded4
>ovechkin invisible, inb4 jinx
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>pens lineup
tonight is dumo's night to shine, good to see sheary is fine
>>67299725
olli please support your team right now and stop posting
Caps should be up 2-0, fuck you shittsburgh faggots
>>67299789
0-2 if matta didnt give that puck to oshie
>>67299751
MY TEAM IS LESTAH
>>67299789
maybe if you just look at regular season records and didn't watch the games
>Pouliot instead of Schultz
Brb I gotta go put my dick in a blender
caps lineup
>>67299874
if there was any question for schultz it would be lovejoy. I don't disagree with you but lovejoy hasn't done anything glaringly wrong yet
cheering for caps for that early 20s pick
Hey streamfriend where you at
>>67300042
I'm right here was a little busy so setting up late
Stream starts at 8pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmTA8S3wlc
>>67300066
thanks buddy
>>67300066
ty based gary
>>67300066
nice get nice stream thx
I'm worried capsbros, what if Ovi never gets past the 2nd round?
caps going to lose this one worse than bernie, bros? :/
>>67300197
He doesn't get.
>tfw caps lose because Trots is fuckin pissed
>Caps have faced the penguins 9 times in the playoffs
>they've won game 1 8 times
>they've won the series once
My sides
>>67300197
Nothing of value was lost
First for >Bill
>>67300309
you were 26th
3-1 Capitals.
You heard it here.
>>67300309
Bill hat trick happening tonight la
>slapping dat ass
>>67300328
who else /HopesAsteroidHitsTheArena/ here?
>>67300328
>>67300127
>Lucy Pinder
Elite slag tbqh.
>>67300197
Then he will literally be considered one of the biggest underachievers in sports, fair or not.
>>67300324
If this post ends with an 8 then all 3 of those are by Ovi
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caps win 4-0
check em
4-1 Caps if they actually play in the 1st and 2nd peroids
>another game with no Canadian anthem
This will never not be awesome
any one else sing along with the anthem? I like to sing it loud and obviously to piss my roommate off.
>Reddithawks + Leastern Conference - Success = Capitals
>>67300377
Nice qualifier Mongol
>Penguins wearing their shit throwback unis
>Capitals not wearing their elite throwback unis
>>67300353
When someone suggested a final between the Pens and Reddithawks before I told them I hope in that case the plot of this movie would become real, except the terrorists win:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_Death_%281995_film%29
>a helicopter is fine too
>>67300415
Didn't the caps wear them throughout the playoffs last year? Don't know why they stopped those throwback are based
>>67300415
the penguins are using their alternate jersey as their home jersey throughout all the playoffs you stupid fucking frog poster
>>67300415
Welcome to the last month, m8
>>67300490
>triggered
Who else /worriedthestormwillknockoutthepower/ here?
>>67300523
It's not even fucking raining yet you silly weiner.
MURRAY IS ELITE
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MURRAY
>>67300523
where u from
>>67300523
Is it that bad? Barely noticable where Im at
AYYYYY LMAO
>>67300066
based streamfriend thank you
Why is Ovi such a cunt?
Is it cause no cups?
>cindy crysby
>-3
Wew
You can't get a much better chance than that, gotta score there
>>67300575
I'll give you a hint, near where the teams are being played. ie. not canada
>67300575
MoCo
>>67300581
It was a wall of water a few minutes ago, and been non stop thunder.
>>67300620
So you're from Seattle
>>67300605
>Le crosby is a baby meme XDDDDDDD
Eat shit.
>>67300415
But those yellow Pens jerseys are sick and a throwback to a time of great team success.
The red and white caps uniforms are all shit and are a throwback to shit.
Bill must score, I demand it
>>67300620
Erie PA?
Also might be having a hark attack boys, so it was nice knowing ya
>>67300523
Holy shit I was at a Trader Joe's in Rockville about an hour ago and fucking quarter size hail was pounding down.
Now it's just thunder and lightning.
Go Caps!
We're coming for you Penguins. You faggots better be scared.
>>67300676
>that pic
>that flag
thief
>>67300744
silly tranpa gay
>>67300693
What's a hark attack? Is that like you like some sports guy or something?
either way do you have a kid to whom you have shown the ways of 4chan? Otherwise you're going to hell for not making up the numbers.
>>67300737
holy shit youre so fat. I know youre only here for the playoffs but we don't accept casuals in hockey threads
>>67300737
Patrick Ramsey made Colt Brennan look adequate.
>>67300693
301 boys
What happens if both teams choke?
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>caps
SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
lmao
>bapitals
>no puck awareness
pick 2
Daley delivers the mail, Holtby DOES NOT REPLY.
Who rags going for the pongs here? (in this series only)
If 9, that's the only goal pens will get.
>>67300863
i'm always /horny/. dude has been putting in major work this whole season. love'em.
>>67300870
>rags
>>67300870
>being this cucked
LIKE A RENTED MULE
Well now that Oshie chance hurts even more
>>67300870
>rags
Well I guess I'm drinking tonight after all
I äm super hörny nöw
>Kessel
>Crosby
>Malkin
>Hornqist
How do you stop the pongs?
Check this 2 for the number of goals Ovi scores tonight
>>67300748
>eastern conference hockey
>>67300924
Letang is the best player this year too
>>67300924
>>67300811
Ayyy that's my hometown
Storm is pretty crazy here near DC, I got wet af getting beer
>>67300882
Pens swedes are best swedes
>lund6vist
Take out Kunitz and put 2009 Billy Guerin in this team, and you'd be looking at the GOAT 4 lines of all time. Debate me.
>>67300933
we get it, youre going for an ebin get. stop. oh and
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>>67300937
That's not how it works.
SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>CRAPS
>>67300933
>can't even dubs right
Kek Caps are fucked
SCAAAAAARRRRRR
>>67300933
by 2 you went dubs, right?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>craps
Sssssssssccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
Well shit.
>>67300890
Caps choke job is too funny
>craps
HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS ELECTRIC
MICHAEL MICHAEL MOTORCYCLE
>HOLTBY
CAPS BTFO!!!!! OVI BTFO!!!!!!! TROTS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>craps
Lmo
Oh no.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>craps
>rags
Fuck it, I'm off to kill myself
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
FUCKING LUCK PUCK FUCK
what a meme goal
Holtby...has not been very good this series
KUNHACKLE WITH THE SHOULDER
wow caps are pure shit. lucky they got the worst team in the playoffs in the first round.
>>67300811
I haven't seen your bandwagoning faggot ass for a long time now. go pens.
HOLTBY WILL GET PULLED IN PERIOD TWO
TOP
KEK
>These fucking meme goals
>>67300066
BASED
>H2LTBY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
INTRODUCING THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
AND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER
>CRAPS
>CRUMBLING
HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS TEAM! LET'S GO PENS!
more like holtwoby lol
Fucking Williams is useless. I'm plutonium mad right now. He has done jack shit for the team and gets still top line minutes
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BORSCHT
bit late
Williams has been the caps worst player in the playoffs so far
We /mostdangerouslead/ now?
>tfw you can smell the Lee already
that second goal was absolutely insane. That was just a super lucky bounce
>it was 0-2
>caps literally icing constantly
>no call
The refpuck is real.
>the singsong chant
THE POULIOT MEME NEEDS TO DIE
WHERE IS SCHULTZ
>>67301119
Nice meme.
>>67301111
Quads confirm pongs need meme goals
>>67301119
memeface.gif
>>67301111
check'd
>Beagles are meant to run free
>1 goal on last 17 power plays
>craps
isn't ovi supposed to be good at this game?
Last number of my post is how many OT this game goes into.
>>67301210
pp babby
>>67301210
not at this time of the year
Say My Name
Caps in full asphyxiation mode
>>67301210
900 points, 100 assists
Storm knocked out my satalite
>>67301282
>2 pens on that list
what's your point?
are there any good korean restaurants in South Florida?
>>67301305
>mfw some canadian tried telling me Murray wasnt Elite
>>67301210
The best
>>67301321
K...keep me posted
I thought the caps were safe from getting halak'd after the first round...is it happening again?
>>67301326
He's a pongs fan you mong. That's exactly his point.
>>67300936
LOL
that borefest that is the Snorks/Prads series
Can't even sell the stadium
Pathetic
>holtshit
>>67301321
always wondered how those would do in a storm.
The fun thing is that Caps have been more dominant than Pongs tonight unlike last game but so far no meme bounces. They might pull a comeback though.
>>67301326
he was saying ovechkin is a pp babby you illiterate shitsburgh hick
>>67301326
>active ppg leaders
>ovi is 3rd
>he has most his points on the pp
>he's never made it past the second round
my point is he's a powerplay babby and all powerplay babbies get exposed in the playoffs
Is stream lagging for anyone else?
>>67301386
I used to have one. They are shit in even slightly inclement weather.
>>67301210
The difference between Ovechkin and Crosby is like the difference between Epcot France and actual France.
The former is very impressive to people who haven't seen to the latter.
>>67301419
yep
>>67301397
The Pens have bounced back in my opinion
NO NOT MOJO
Letang just mushed that niggas brain
If letang gets more than 2 after orpik only got 2 I'm gonna shit my pants
>late hit from letang
>left his feet
>shoulder connected to head
REEEEEE GET HIM OUT. SUSPEND THAT PIECE OF SHIT. REEEEEE
Is that a suspension?
suspension?
>pongs chimping out when winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlDEzmSff3M
>>67301466
Should be. Won't be.
>>67301465
stay mad. homie just got bodied lmao
dirty headhunting pongoons at it again. only 2 minutes what a shock.
>>67301465
leaving feet after the contact is not the same thing you stupid frog poster
Dumb hit by Letang. That should get him a fine at the most.
>>67301439
do they ever change the countries at epcot or do they always stay the same?
>Chimera on PP
might just as well forfeit at this point
>>67301481
kek, but fuck the pongs
he literally hit his chest first. holy fuck are you autists dumb
>>67301506
They took out Germany and Sweden and just made the Arab land larger
>>67301355
Back on
>>67301465
You guys obviously don't know how the NHL rules
If Letang does it it's not a suspension because he makes Gary shekels
For fucks sake Wilson, WHY?
>>67301543
kek
HAHA Pens have 2 goals and Caps can't even score on Power Play.
YINZ GUYS BTFO
>>67301483
after the wilson hit and fine it deserves a fine. I think it deserves a big fine but it should be equal to the wilson one if they want to be fair
>craps
this is the exact same as the rags series, every time the pens make a mistake, the other team fucks up worse and evens it out
>chimping out
>craps
Ovechkin will never make the 3rd round
Fuckin God dammit caps
Can't finish for shit
>>67301466
Nah. Standard interference call, but they're going to be sensitive about it.
is matt murray the new cam ward?
>>67301439
Ovechkin is more impressive
>Pierre implying Letang did something illegal
I cannot believe my ears
Nowhere near as dirty or intentional as the orpik hit. If there is a suspension at all it will be to appease the butthurt "muh pens refpuck" crowd.
uhh, you can't do that
Reminder if you fags Fapitals lose the you fags won't even have a chance to win this series.
>>67301577
>yfw he cam wards the >perds
>>67301601
probably one game
>>67301591
>>67301591
Pierre hates the Pongragus
>>67301591
pierre has been super salty towards the pens since he was the biggest rumor to be hired by them for gm last year and they didnt
>silly billy
Pens fan here
REEEEEEEEEEE
Flyers Reese's comercial.
Why is bill perpetually fat?
Winnik why the fuck?
>Crasps fans getting booty blasted when the shit they pull every playoff series every year is done to them
pongs figured out that you just have your star players do the dirty shit so the league will be too scared to suspend them for meaningful lengths of time
>>67301633
Yeah and he's a huge bald fag rag
>>67301601
It looked borderline at first, he left his after the contact, however i wouldn't be surprised if he gets at least one game!
nice one bill
>>67301626
>>67301633
He specifically is infatuated his beloved "Kristopher" Letang
>>67301621
>if you fags Fapitals lose the you fags
>>67301661
Its easier to do when your team has more than one star player.
>>67301578
>wait at the circles for someone to pass to him man is more impressive than the most talented playmaker in the NHL
>>67301661
This
Shekels are more important than safety
Pens are pulling away.. Hard to be optimistic.
Kessel looks like a fat skeleton
>>67301439
>The former is very impressive to people who haven't smelled the latter
>Kessel knocked the stick out of Oshie's hands.
Nah, I'm pretty sure Beagle used his magnet powers to attract more hockey equipment.
>>67301685
who's bill
>shill bill
>>67301693
Sorry, I'm a Pittsburgher, naturally have bad grammar.
>>67301661
Sorry >we don't rely on one slap shot babby
>tfw there aren't any hot dogs in the box
>>67301704
Secondary assists don't count
>the city of billadelphia
>>67301749
No joke met him at a Chipotle once.
If hockey is one of the most physically demanding sports, how is Kessel so fucking fat?
If the period ends and Phil is in the penalty box does he get to go to the locker room or does he set in the penalty box for 20 minutes?
>>67301435
>>67301386
It depends on your signal strength. If your installer knew what he was doing that helps. If the satellite has a strong signal in your location that helps even more. Then the size of the dish makes a difference.
I was able to watch TV through a typhoon in the Philippines with only minor interruptions.
>>67301766
>playmaking doesn't count
That was a shit period
>>67301790
He's big boned
Funny how, according to the nutbags, the league goes out of its way to favor little ol' Pittsburgh.
Fuck, does anyone have a NBC stream? Can't fucking stand coaches corner
>>67301786
would have shit bricks man
>>67301794
he goes to the locker room
>>67301794
he's free to scavenge the stands for any leftover snacks
>>67301794
He has to sit there for the full intermission
>>67301790
Bill the Thrill has the strongest legs in the league and dominated the speed derby when he was at the All Star Game
