Best thread
>>67287378
/binland/
I prefer this thread
>tfw this thread will 404 because of the filthy hot pocket eating janitor
I refuse to post in the atusim thread
>>67287837
this is nice thread
Post rare Skoda Cup winning celebration men
Who've you got in tonight's game boys. Muh bracket says the Caps got this despite Bill's great play.
>>67288262
Caps 4-1 or 4-2
>>67288262
I think Pittsburgh gonna win. They will score more goals.
>>67288262
I have a feeling like tonights game is gonna go to OT
>>67288354
But Holtby though...
>>67288262
I've got Barry Trotz not being able to coach due to severe asspain
>tfw you wake up in the morning, check the scores and see your favourite team lost
The whole day literally ruined
>>67288390
He is good. But I still think Pittsburgh is going to score more goals. 2-1.
>>67287378
>>67288354
Of course they'll score more goals since they have Phil Kessel, but how many will be waived off by bad offsides reviews and goalie interference?
>>67288565
I don't know. 3 is my best guess.
http://espn.go.com/blog/onenacion/post/_/id/3769/hockey-eyes-hispanic-fans-for-growth
>>67288661
I like it
just keep posting here
hey guys bumping the thread with an irrelevant picture
>>67288996
>hey guys bumping the thread with a relevant picture
>>67288943
new to hockey. why does that dude wave like a 2 year old child?
>>67289215
sorry we're not hiring at this time
>>67289164
>removing the label from your gatorade bottle
>>67289164
thats a big pizza, and a big girl too
>>67289278
is everyone in here as big of an asshole as you are?
>>67289332
most likely
>>67289332
Beat it, faggot.
>>67289332
>>67289355
I'm starting to understand why Hockey isn't growing as a sport, thanks for the insight
>>67289486
fug off
>>67289355
>>67289393
>>67289481
so Im guessing you guys also post on /pol/ a lot
>>67289486
if youre not a fan yet it means youre not rich and white so we don't want you
>>67289164
>this is a 10 in Philadelphia
>>67289503
mls soccer is growing faster than the NHL and I'm starting to see why. I guess I'd be bitter too if a bunch of hipster faggots were out-doing my sport
>>67289543
>posting anywhere but /hoc/ and /pol/
so it only took me 2 or 3 posts to figure this board out. That says a lot about you guys. Might want to reconsider your life choices.
>>67289671
Go back to where you came from. Literally nobody cares.
>mfw Blackhawks ticket prices finally go down next year
Aw yeah get fucked bandwagoners form naperville
>>67289215
He's the new Meme King of hockey so he's waving like the Queen.
>>67289738
this guy looks like a much gayer version of Matt Damon.
Are they related?
>>67289745
>dated a naperville bandwagoner in 2009
>i'm a flyers fan
confirmed worst human beings
>>67289879
this makes sense
River critter coming through lads
>>67290508
not gonna lie, thats pretty friggin cute
suomi desu
>>67290123
I hate the way they say to me, at least I won't get shot. As if living in the West side near the UC means I'll get shot. Suburbfags are the worst.
top tier memes about to hit this board lads
Who are the leicester of the NHL?
>leave pulju to me
>>67290684
here's the dankest critter in all of /hoc/
>>67291237
nobody cares semen slurper
>>67291237
The blue jackets, and they're gonna win with meme magic in the next couple years
>>67289428
what a fucking manchild
>tfw ecstatic af that the Shorks are making it happen but also keeping my expectations low because they've choked horribly in the past
>one team ties another team
>a different team wins
>there are not playoffs
Glad our sport doesn't suck 2bh
Are finns the most powerful race in the world?
>autism thread got rekt
>>67293232
fuck yeah this is clearly the superior video.
>>67293294
>>67293294
wtf I don't know why I said video I mean thread
>>67293426
>kiddos pretending divegrass matters
enjoy all your ties
>>67293526
thank god for controlled atusim
>>67291237
Wear the Shork, wear the teal pray they don't choke.
>>67293526
>being a pedo
>>67293678
sup other threads OP
>>67293756
>
I've seen you shit up plenty of threads for no reason. There's a lot more people than last OP who hate you
>>67293426
>a team that didn't even play today ""won"" the league cause another team had a tie
Fuck this semen slurping sport
/sp/ is exploding again
hold me pls
>>67293867
If only you weren't on a phone you could do something about it
>>67289284
The worst part is he didn't even do it cleanly, he just tore it like some kind of animal
>>67287663
but thats not lundpads
>Cucknadians suck at hockey now
>suddenly zero Cucknadian flags in /hoc/
>Cucknadians on spee pretend like they don't care about hokkei
>>67287663
>implying that's Hank
That's inferior Finnish goaltending right there
>>67294153
I like hockey
>>67294245
I like you
>>67294124
youre the first person to realize that after this long
>>67294242
congrats you read his post and now everyone knows youre stupid
>>67294153
>ywn make a diving td catch from brett favre while wearing a perfect pair of jeans in what appears of be a friendly outdoor game of touch football but is actually the championship game of a high stakes worldwide win-or-die underground football league
>>67294348
>his jersey says Raanta front and center
Wew lad eat a dick
>>67293207
>>67294449
well he got pulled half the games so who knows who was ever in net fr them
>>67294424
>>67294153
The Wheats Kings will win the WHL championship over Seattle. If America cucks >us out of winning the teenage hockey championships too I will off myself. Cap it fag.
>>67294613
this phone post screams reddit
Swag is for boys, class is for men
>>67294693
A FUCKING GO KART
>>67294753
Please, it's called moped car
>>67294693
>those driving gloves
every time
>>67294693
https://youtu.be/qsNKoqfCdYs
>>67294693
Aren't those the cars for kids who don't quite have a license yet?
>>67294795
I used to have to park my car outside and drive it at 7am when it was 0 degrees. I don't pretend to know what finland's weather was last month but if it was pretty cold I don't blame him
>>67294693
>that girl is balding harder than Laine
>>67294821
No match for Pulju and his green bike
>>67294863
Yep
>>67294918
Beat me to it
kek
KEK
>>67294931
https://youtu.be/GPnQaxA5uk4
>>67295003
Based. Those are some sweet wheels.
>>67294683
>Phone post
Your jailbait hockey teams are shit fag.
>>67294909
IF IT'S SO COLD OUT THEN HOW COME THIS FUCKIN' BADASS RIGHT HERE >>67295003
DOESN'T NEED GLOVES WHILE HE CRUISES IN ON HIS SWEET FUCKIN' TEN SPEED?
>>67295003
>Aho is left off by probably his parent
>Laine comes with moped car
>Pulju with bicycle
Which is you?
come on in boys, wagon has plenty of room
>>67294951
>youll never have a squad of girls wanting your autograph after you hop off your bike
>>67295187
so does the sap center
>>67295168
>there are people in this thread without a proper drivers license
Why do you even live?
>>67295168
do you have to be 30 to drive a car there?
>>67295238
I was at game 4 of round one and it was fucking packed, I have been to games for years regular season and playoffs and it seems to always be at 85% capacity or more
is big bull Koskinen in the net against USA tomorrow?
>>67295317
Propably
>>67295261
I can still take Uber. It sucks but eventually I'll get off my lazy ass and stop shitposting long enough to go to driver's training. Just need to wait for the Stanley Cup to finish.
>>67291246
I love Torts. Guy's hilarious and says what he thinks. Fuck all these limp wristed bloggers that can't handle some bantz.
>>67295344
underage ban
>>67295075
More Pulju on his green bike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrG9emxXWiY
>>67295344
>taking uber
>not driving your own car
lmao @ ur life
>>67295261
>>67295275
which was you* come on you knew what i meant. Those guys are under 18.
>>67295419
I'm 27
>>67295437
I'll get one eventually. I don't even leave my house enough to need one right now but that will soon change.
>>67295479
max?
>>67295479
>but that will soon change
I doubt it
>>67295446
I was only refering to people in this thread, not to those guys.
With that said:
>Being driven by you parent if your under 20 and live with them: Okay
>Riding your bicycle: Okay
>Having a moped car: Never okay
>>67295419
>>67295437
I don't know about the US but in Helsinki you can live without a driver's quite easily.
t. have driver's license but haven't driven a car in over 5 years
What's the top speed on one of those ludicrous nordic child cars anyway?
>>67295344
Good luck. It's easy to just keep putting it off, set at date and get it done
DAD DAD DAD
>>67295549
The same is true for most major US cities. There's that joke from Futurama (nobody drives in NY because there's too much traffic). But even in some major cities you'd still need a car.
Sounds like this faggot is a loser who lives in mom's basement though
>>67295344
>not driving to work in a hatchback to a 6 figure salaried business job where you post on 4chan all day everyday
>>67295577
45 km/h
>>67295549
I'm mid 20s and I've lived downtown in a major city for a few years now. now that I work downtown so don't drive to work I haven't driven a car except for weekends in over a year and its very strange.
remember USA is bigger than europe we're spread out and we drive everywhere
>>67295642
hahahahaha
>>67294117
it's really unsettling
>>67295510
Nah
>>67295531
It can. I alternate between being a shut in NEET and having an exciting life. What makes the difference is living in a place with a nice warm climate where I can walk everywhere or use decent enough public transportation. When winter comes life stops, then when it's done I'm fat and lazy.
>>67295642
What is that in real units?
>>67295685
And they caneasily cost over $20 000, since they are made in so few numbers or something like that. It's really a ridiculous waste fo money
>>67295714
That is the real unit. Try google for memeperial system
>>67295646
>we're spread out and we drive everywhere
Finland isn't exactly tightly packed either.
Which makes it insane that driving and owning a car is so expensive here.
>>67295765
20 grand for one of those is crazy
This triggers the ameridumbs
>>67295768
we like big stores and shopping centers so we only have to go into one store to get everything so, so our grocery stores and such things are huge. for that to happen they need to be a bit away from houses, plus zoning laws don't allow commercial stores near houses. remember everyone also needs a big yard for the american dream so its more spread out.
shopping is a 10 minute drive here rather tan 10-30 minute walk because we segregate housing and shopping and working. public transit doesnt exist outside of cities because cars are so cheap
>>67295850
>only 5 gears
yes it idoes
>>67295850
>bragging about using inferior technology
>yuropoors
Check out Laine's new wheels, guys
>>67295850
Most men here drive both. Stick when we're young and poor then an auto when we're older, have money, and want to chill. Sports cars are an exception of course.
>>67295850
Learned to drive one when I was 15 Pekka
I bet you're 25 and don't even have a license
>>67295846
Yep, especially considering you'll only drive for at most 3 years before getting a real car. And I can only imagine that the value of it depreciates quite a lot during those three years
Is Jiri Huddler white?
>>67296080
It looks like someone tried to model a car after the A wing
>>67296191
nice reddit filename
Is Tampa the most cucked team in the league?
>>67295850
Enjoy that meme transmission when you're in a traffic jam
>>67296446
>no_stamoks_news.jpg
>o-oh w-well we don't need him anyway
yes
>>67296446
>when your team needs apparel restrictions to ensure they don't look bad on TV
Absolutely
>>67296859
high test
>>67296915
another thing ruined by you
>>67294693
That is like instant death if you get in an accident
>>67296859
Your sister's gotten even fatter since the last time I fucked her
Caps win 4-1 today. So far predicted 1/2 correctly(this series)
>>67297160
>mad
>at thick
>>67297271
confirmed pens win. sweet.
>>67297185
*crickets*
I'm sick of this two days between games bullshit. I know it's good and helps Stralman get back at some point in the series but waiting for games is so god damn boring.
>>67297329
stralman sucks. also your basebore image says you like boring things.
>>67297367
I actually hate baseball and Stralman is one of the best defensemen in the league.
>>67297380
XD ban evasion avatarring is ebic
>>67297394
maybe dont post basebore images then
>>67297480
How the fuck is it a baseball image? It has a picture of three Lightning players, their coach, their logo, and it says NHL. In fact this fucking image is from 2011 it used to have Vinny, St. Louis, Stamkos, and Guy Boucher on it. Somebody changed it to Tyler Johnson, Bishop, and Cooper and then I put Kuch on it shortly after the playoffs started.
Tampa Bay is going to win the cup and there is nothing your faggot team can do about it. Looking at you pongs. Islels swept in 5.
>>67297565
origin
>>67297662
P U B L I X
U
B
L
I
X
Zaitsev
Mathews
Stamkos
another top 5 pick next season
get fucked
>>67297891
If you're a laffs fan you don't need to get fucked, you're already there.
>>67297891
Fuck Stamkos. Let someone else overpay for him.
>>67297887
>>67297662
Stop forcing your shity unfunny non memes
>>67297891
What can you tell me about Zatisev? I've heard that he's quite the sniper
>>67298008
>defenseman
>sniper
Subtle
What color tape do you use and how do you tape your stick?
You do play hockey, right?
>>67298000
What kind of pathetic faggoty little bitch gets mad at a measly little sandwich? Are you mentally ill?
>>67297936
kek
>>67298021
Well, a guy has to meme somehow.
He looks like a finn though
We're winning the cup. I don't care what any of you stupid /hoc/ faggots say. You had Detoilet taking us in your bracket. Your opinion is worthless.
>>67298050
Usually white. Black is boring and other colours are degenerate while white is pure and beautiful
>>67298113
>all disney scf
>>67298000
Publix isn't a meme. It's a way of life
>>67298050
whats hockey
>>67298050
I use pic related
t. proud Canadian
But naw I use black tape because I feel like it gives the goalie a fraction a second less to pick up the puck off the shot. I tape heel to toe for spin and I wax the crap out of it and take a torch to it to melt the wax into the tape so it lasts longer
>>67298050
What is this "hockey"?
I'm here only for the dankest memes available.
>>67298050
White, heel to toe like a normal autist
>>67298050
>tfw you're an ex nhl player and nobody will ever know who you are
>>67298326
You probably sucked
>>67298326
>that new of a filename
no
>>67298050
I use black heel to toe, not toe wrap. For the Knob I just do like 5 passes at the top and then 5 or 6 going down. I also like non grip sticks
>>67294424
>>67298326
Off to bed you go Gretzky
do the caps have a chance?
>>67298406
That's no way to talk to Jeremy "The Unbearable Autist" Roenick
>sabretooths are bottling it again
Pretty comfy thread when all the redditers are jerking off over divegrass
>>67298580
imagine how much better it would be if you werent here
>>67298528
Roenick is a proxyfag?
who /ALLCAPS/ here?
>>67298695
You have to go back.
>>67298828
>phone poster
>has fedoras saved
seems right
>>67296071
>bragging about using inferior technology...
>saving gas and money
>controlling your vehicle
>power downshift for accelerating
>being forced to use both hands and feet to avoid distraction
>>67296505
>not knowing about clutch modulation
>not skilled enough to drive a literal fucking car.
Automatics are for beardless suburban pussies and dumb female drivers.
>>67298863
Upvoted
>>67298747
I assume it's either him or BizNasty
>>67298922
I see a pattern in your posts. how boring is school?
Karlsson to sweep the Norris
and Loui to win Lady Bing
I watched two hockey games this weekend and it was pretty fun desu
>>67299168
https://youtu.be/4--iEOftLZ4
>>67298326
I bet you're Brian McCabe.
Anyone seen Zaitsev play? How bad is he
>>67299168
Watch the penguins. They're assholes and skate well and fast. You should enjoy both!
>>67299205
has he played in north america yet? if not you can go fuck yourself
I should be sleeping lads
>>67299157
>Loui to win Lady Byng
In your dreams
>>67299263
well I'm a straight male and I just used a blow dryer on my hair since I'm growing it out and it makes it look better
breadman, mcmeme and ghostmeme are the finalists boys
>>67299295
>barkov
>gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability
kek
KEK
>>67299263
Game isnt for another 30 atleast, Finnbro
>>67299350
>24 year old can win the calder
it's rigged for mcmeme anyway even though he was kill
>>67299394
Yeah I have to agree it's absurd that a 24 year old can be a rookie, and we all know it's rigged for mcbust
>>67299417
>>67299394
Buttboy throwing Canada a bone
>Olli Glassman Määtä is injured again
>>67299447
fuck off retard
>filip forsberg didn't win the calder
>>67299475
>an internet post has made this man angry
>he responds with a youtube comment
That'll teach him to step on your turf
>>67299259
but why
>>67299521
>>67299471
I usually make the penguins games this year but so far nbc has been dirty lying faggots and told me the game starts 30 minutes before it actually does. does anyone know if puck drop is 8-8:15 or later than that tonight?
I will make the thread before I run to the bar to watch the first period there, just curious what time I should go to it
>>67299558
9:45
>>67299550
Meme
>3 games on at the same time tomorrow
what do you mean by this?
pens caps
>>67299664
>>67299664
>>67299664
>>67299581
what a good post
>>67299715
B
U
T
T
>>67299715
>mfw all 3 on intermission at the same time
>>67298879
shifting is really an inconvenience in city driving traffic or in neighborhoods with stop signs at every corner. Shifting up and down every 3 seconds isn't saving you any gas, and is hard on your transmission anyway. Especially if you have a lapse in judgment and STALL which contrary to tryhards like yourself does happen to people driving a stick, we've all seen it happen. Humans make mistakes, giving humans more control allows for more human error.
It is literally inferior technology unless you are drag racing on a strip, its basically like djs who still cling to vinyl just because its older even when newer technology is better and more flexible.
Just shut up you tryhard faggot. Your average European doesn't even know how to drive at all and doesn't own a car until they are 30+.
Who is the Leicester City of hockey?
>>67299875
If the new Las Vegas team somehow went on a magical run to the cup then that would be it, but as it stands there isn't one
>>67299875
>>67299906
>phone posters
>dive grass
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmTA8S3wlc
Capitals vs Penguins stream here
>>67300146
Reported. I will be coordinating carefully with Gary himself to interrupt it at the most inopportune times.
>>67300288
It's more likely youtube's shitty infrastructure will do that for you without any intervention
>>67299837
>arguing against a cheaper and mechanically simpler solution
Enjoy being cucked by the transmission shop
M C M E M E
C
M
E
M
E
>>67299816
mfw they all go to OT at the same time
>Kikel not even a finalist for the Calder
Who will save American hockey
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>67300634
THE BREDDITMAN
unexpected
