>tfw you won't be able to watch the match with the boys as Vardy's house
slags on the table
Cheeky WKD's sounds like a top night
>>67281529
charlie on the desk
bring your vodka and your charlie and maybe he'll let you
do you reckon footballers have to pay for sky?
Will there be young Thai girls tossing salad?
>>67281459
They are cheering for spurs, becasue they want to want to have to get a result themselves to win the league.
As a spurs fan, I'm.not saying this in a sort of bitter way. I'm just saying that u want to hear the final whistle and go YEAAAAAAAAH rather than on TV and celebrate with no fans.
Vardy is going to order pizza and drink wkd as a side drink. The boss is in Italy, they can do drugs as well and drink Stella.
Also if Selby wins, the city as a whole, might get erect and lift of the map.
He's fuel can't melt steel beams
>okazaki brings his family
>they get forced to lick drinky and the boys' arseholes
>>67281575
Thays disgusting mate can you please leave
>>67281575
kekd
>>67281575
>>67281575
LICK ON, JAPS
>>67281569
Vardy will posting asking for streams in a few hours lad
>>67281575
degenerates out
>>67281459
Go tots. Fuck leicheaters
>>67281659
>"hang on lads i swear i'll find one that doesn't buffer"
>it's already 2-0 spurs
>they all go home
bring your lucozade lads
I hope someone records it
>>67281686
it's mad cause every post by an american about footbal on /sp/ is either about memes or shitty puns.
can't wait for scenes like this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA7_p2romUA
>>67281707
>"close the popup lad"
>"dont you have a popup blocker?"
>"whos got a vpn lads?"
>>67281744
Would be cool if they streamed it.
>>67281575
it's spelt drinkeh you bleddy plastic battyboi
>>67281575
just made me spit on my brand new laptop lad
>>67281575
>>67281575
>>67281575
>brits
>civilized
Which Leicester player isn't invited to the Vardy Party?
It does NOT end today. Lester and the 5000:1 ticket holders will sweat it out. The pressure builds.
>>67281954
wasilewski the pikey
>>67281954
robbie savage
>>67281954
frog island
>>67281575
>>67281553
So that is the secret pwd to get in to the coolest parties world wide?
vardy's living room after theyve been on it
>>67281575
credit where credit is due.
>>67282083
>not a single grinder
white "people" parties
>>67281659
Can't wait for the cp to be posted and for the police to arrest Vardy and the rest of the players for browsing a pedopornographic site, so Spurs can win the league.
>>67281954
cambiasso
>le take my talents to olympiakos man
kek
>>67282083
Irn Bru and Vodka?
It's like crack alcohol.
>>67282083
Voddy + IrnBru must me like being on a mix of crack and meth.
>>67281956
so youve bankrolled Tottenham then for tonight im guessing?
post slip
>all those 5000:1 people who couldn't handle it and cashed out months or weeks ago
well at least they didn't lose money
>>67282268
Some twat put 50p on it at the start of the season then cashed out after the first game of the season. Lost 5p, could have won £2500.
>tfw someone posted this before you could
>>67282314
fair go lad that's 1/3 of his bankroll
prudent speculator right there
>you're now aware the bookies are going to be inundated with bets on the longest odd teams for the next 10 years because of muh 2016
>>67282314
thats incredibly stupid. if you are gonna place a bet on a longshot then don't have regrets and do it just for the lulz. He must be kicking himself now for his bipolar decision making.
>>67281575
squeaky bum time takes on a new meaning
>>67282314
>that twat
>>67282358
>bipolar
jesus christ this is whats wrong with the world
"well look what happened he ended up being wrong and that means im smarter because I didn't do this"
fuck you you wouldve said the same shit when this lad placed this bet, stop trying to act superior
>>67281956
are you saying it might....slip?
>>67282464
its a fucking bet for like 0c
theres no benefit in cashing out unless youre so fucking hungry you need a lollypop and cant afford one
>>67281575
walk on, jap
QPR will win, then Sheff will tear these bus drivers apart
>>67282464
He cashed in for a 50p bet after Leicester won their first match for 42p.
How does that ever make sense?
>tfw desperately hoping for a dodgy stream to work with my phone on dodgy viet wifi
Game starts at 2am here and I don't think any bars will be open ;_;
a guy from my town is going to win about £9000, from putting on £9. that was a few matches in, odds had plummeted by then.
>>67282663
>Vietnam posts
>Fortunate Son starts playing
>>67282155
>>67282159
Irn Bru is just another soft drink lads. Functions quite well as a mixer but doesn't have any special properties by itself.
If you had some bucky on the go with the voddy, then we're talking
>>67282692
how many tons of WKD you could buy from that?
>>67282707
I have magical powers
STILL two hours to go til the game
for fucks sake
>>67281572
>I'm just saying that u want to hear the final whistle and go YEAAAAAAAAH rather than on TV and celebrate with no fans.
Not really. They just want their money asap
>>67281995
can't imagine mark schwarzer going for some reason. he's too old for this shit.
>>67281995
wasyl's definitely going to be there. jumping on the sofa and splitting the wood inside it.
>>67282083
is that a bottle of bucky and a couple of md20/20's to the right of the irn bru? proper disgusting tbqhwyl.
>>67282794
>but doesn't have any special properties by itself
That's not true, it's a godly hangover cure.
Not exactly surprising, given where it comes from
>Ranieri will be flying back from Italy instead, having visited his 96-year-old mother
>>67282122
I've always found at every party I go to the grinder always goes missing after about 20 minutes, or the only person with a grinder is that fucking obnoxious stoner who has some kind of briefcase full of paraphernalia and if he rolls he puts all the weed at one end so he can smoke it all first.
>>67282692
I got them on December 14th, the odds were down to 25/1 then. Shame I didn't believe earlier
>>67282707
The fuck is fortunate son? You mean it ain't me starts playing?
>>67281459
>inb4 vardy gets stabbed by an angry muslim and lester slip the title
>>67283180
>vardy killed me mahrez
Wew
>>67283216
>mahrez was a terrorist all along who wanted to blow up stade de france through a champions league match with psg
I hope Fuchs takes some Stroh for the lads to celebrate.
No prob lad
As long as I'm wearing the fox and the blue we will come through
>>67283279
>PSG
>Stade de France
Blowing up Parc des Prince would be great though
>>67282083
good lads
>tfw no sky too poor since yesterday, direct wheel streaming in Vardy house
>>67282083
>that bare empty room
>all those bottles
>trash all over the floor
>old cheap ugly curtains
>what looks like needles
>but gotta have a big flatscreen on the wall no matter what
love britain tbfh imo
![1422900319952[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sQz1pA8.jpg "1422900319952[1].jpg")
>>67282847
i hope you enjoy the taste of napalm u gook fuck
>>67282314
What a fanny its 50p FFS he'll be praying for a Rottenham comeback
>>67282083
> Soverign cigarettes
Fucking plebs. How /rothmans/ here?
>>67283748
I'm English 2bh
>>67283748
is that mark wahlberg?
>>67283826
no matt demon
>>67283826
i think its ben abdul karim affleck
>>67283774
i think those are mayfair mayte.
>>67281459
Will they be shitposting on /sp/ as well?
>>67283826
Holy shit, that looks delicious.
>>67283826
>tfw no in-and-out burger in your country
America, please step it up. I thought you were all about capitalism. When are you expanding overseas?
>>67284090
It is pretty much confirmed that Fuchs baneposts on /tv/, so I fully expect them to pay us a visit.
>>67284293
>confirmed
really? no way
>>67284329
I doubt he does this stuff on accident:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlHBgGhZzoU
>>67284293
i take it you're referring to fuch's baneing on that red-arse video with huth? i'm still not sure if it was a coincidence or not though.
at any rate, he raises his wife's son so he is a real life meme.
>>67284329
I believe it after the brazzers thing
>>67282122
He's a professional athlete, not a 15 year old video game playing loser.
>>67283748
You lads should've came with us to Vietnam, it would've been fun.
>>67284410
I think the Vietnamese were capable of beating the US on their own
>>67284380
wow that's pretty gay
>>67284436
It's a semen-slurping sport after all
>>67284433
You too Australia. Y'all left us hanging out there.
>>67284264
it will never happen, owned by crazy mormons
>>67282083
High end Glasgow apartment.
