>50 games
>23 goals
>32 assists
>no one seems to care about you
Why is he so underrated?
>>67280088
no one can pronounce his name properly so they just avoid talking about him
People still remember when he won the CL for Real Madrid. Though now he's by far Dortmund's best and most important player and basically irreplaceable.
Not meme enough to be popular and stuck between two really popular fags obamayang and royce. He is one of my favorite in bundes.
plays in a meme league
Is he confirmed to Liverpool yet?
>>67280140
Yeah he should definately go back to Klopp cause it's not like his performances exploded right after Klopp left or something.
>>67280140
Yeah, along with Javi Martinez la
He's going to arsenal, agreement already in place
>>67280140
Arse anal and Chelsea have a better chance of getting him. Hopefully he stays in bundes.
>yfw he goes to buyern
>>67280194
but he is a genuinely nice guy
bayern doesn't like having those type of people around them
>>67280219
>bayern doesn't like having those type of people around them
Lewandowski?
>>67280245
what part of "genuinely a nice guy" you didn't understand?
>>67280219
Lewandowski
Lahm
Boateng
Müller
Ribery (yes, he likes to fuck underage prostitutes, but aside from that he's quite a nice guy)
Alonso
Martinez
Alaba
Costa
All of them are friendly, nice guys.
Bayern has probably the nicest squad out of all top clubs.
>>67280296
This is some serious bait.
>>67280354
>butthurt dortmund fan detected
Hummels seems like a nice guy as well, he will fit in just fine :)
>>67280296
i take it you know every one of them personally?
>>67280114
Mikitarrian
>>67280296
>Lewandowski
ice cold mercenary
>Lahm
one of the biggest assholes in all of football, literally a snake and a backstabber
>Boateng
ghetto thug with the iq of 5 year old
>Müller
huge cunt who would kill your mom to win a game, notorious diver
>Ribery
dumb as a rock, confirmed criminal, muslim
the rest are decent guys
>>67280377
close, it's actually "mickey-targaryen"
>>67280369
Thank you for confirming the bait :)
>>67280088
>muh Kit Aryan
>>67280114
it's literally "mickey the aryan"
>>67280391
>ice cold mercenary
No, just a professional footballer.
Go back to r/soccer
>one of the biggest assholes in all of football, literally a snake and a backstabber
Why? Because he described actual things in his book?
Give me a break.
>ghetto thug with the iq of 5 year old
Boateng might be dumb, but he definitely is not the ghetto thug type like his brother.
He's quite the nice guy and never got into any kind of trouble.
>huge cunt who would kill your mom to win a game, notorious diver
Oh, so being ambitious is bad now?
Neet Leftist detected.
And no, he is not a notorious diver.
>dumb as a rock, confirmed criminal, muslim
You know what, fair enough, fucking underage prostitutes might really disqualify you from being seen as "nice"
>>67280296
i think you are suffering from a severe case of stockholm syndrome
>chokes for 2 seasons
>one stand out season because Obama isn't in shitty mode and poaches Aryan's shitty assists
>muh next Messi
kek
>no EL
>no league
>soon no DFB cup title
"great" "player"
>The Bauern shills are out in a Dortmund thread
>B-bundesu i-isnt a joke of a league! Hehehe they're just jealous they cant pay like Buyern *rubbing jewish hands intensifies*
>>67280690
And then Bayern buy him and suddenly he becomes world class over night, just like Hummels.
>>67280716
>checks flag
opinion disregarded
>>67280737
Well that's what happens when Dr Pep Fuentes unlocks their secret potential with his cum serum
>>67280747
>tf
>tt
You dont have a point
>>67280755
>implying
he has 1
>>67280391
>>Lahm
>one of the biggest assholes in all of football, literally a snake and a backstabber
t. Ballack
Not a single website I'm checking shows a figure anywhere near 32 assists
Also I guess we're counting europa league qualifiers?
>>67280751
kek, been a while since i chuckled at a german post
>>67280769
just checked this
Wolfsberger AC: EL qualifiers
2 assists
3 goals
Odd: EL qualifiers
2 goals
2 assists
Gabala: who
1 goal
2 assists
Chemnitzer FC: lower league
1 goal
1 assist
Paderborn: lower league
1 goal
1 assist
Leverkusen: 3rd in bundes
1 assist
Liverpool: lmao
1 each
Bayern: 1st in bundes
0
Seems like he's just another pretty face Hollywood wants to sell to us.
>>67280088
He is widely acknowledged as the player of the season senpai.
>>67281033
>>67280114
Shit transcription. Right one is Henrik Mhitarjan.
>>67281115
It doesn't get more widely than when Kicker ranks you.
inb4 contrarian cutormers spam >kicker
>kicker
No srsly, they have no clue,
I think they just watch the highlights of matches every weekend
>kicker
see>>67281115
>>67280088
wait until Bayern sign him
>>67280140
this "every bvb player will end up in liverpool because we signed klopp" meme needs to die ASAP
he doesnt have that many assists
Transfermarket counts pens won as assists or something
Looking at the official stats he doesn't have that many
Still an amazing player anyway
>>67281612
that meme is funding plenty of newspapers right now tbf
>>67280296
>>67280376
>breath
>not breathe
REEEEEEEEE
>>67280088
>Muh Armenian Nose Heritage
>tfw based Mkhi
>>67280296
Kill dich Junge.
