LewLew will get another grid penalty
Mad amx will replace Daniil
Ferrari a shit
Spanish GP in 322 bongs
1st for valtteri
Where will Carlos Sainz go next year, lads?
3rd for Minttu
1st got Lee
>>67279625
>for
>>67279625
that microphone looks rather exploitable
where is this man now?
pretty scary t b h
>Mercedes have now started as many races from pole position as Red Bull, who have 76 more starts than them
>>67279710
>people still complain about red bull's """dominance"""
>>67279625
Is that a furbie? Those little guys were the fucking bomb
>>67279792
you seldom get that on here, thankfully.
>>67279523
>Mad amx will replace Daniil
I'd bet on Sainz, but Kvyat will fuck off Red Bull next season, no doubt
>>67279976
mateschitz wants a popular driver to generate more marketing hype and therefore red bull drinks sales. max is more popular than sainz so is much more likely to be promoted
>>67279792
>Implying I'm not going to complain
An energy drinks manufacturer dominating is a lot worse than a car brand doing it.
One of them taints the trophy with their stupid name and logo.
One has a birth right to be here and lead the races due to their historical relevance.
>>67279803
yeah especially when you feed them after midnight
>>67280050
Did you feel shame the first time you swallowed Lewis' cum, or had you already come to terms with it?
>>67279976
>>67280042
>implying anyone in Torro Rosso are going to be promoted next year
kek, this loser is back:
>The Great World Champion was robbed once again!
It's total injustice how The Great World Champion has to suffer all the reliability problems with his Mercedes. Rosberg's '7 consecutive wins' don't have the merit! Even he said that The Great World Champion will come back!
>Of course, nobody's crashed into Rosberg, unlike Bottas and Nasr on The Great World Champion. Not to mention the severe floor damages to the car afterwards
>The Great World Champion was the driver of the day, especially with his outstanding overtake on Raikkonen and speed where he closed the gap down to 7 seconds, until he was forced to manage the rest of the race with the water pressure issue. Mercedes have done a pathetic job reliability wise on the Great World Champion's side of garage!
>This season, The Great World Champion is having his hand tied back race after race. But The Great World Champion has always proven that he can fight back from adversity.
>Hammertime for the World Championship!
https://disqus.com/by/mercedesf1w05hybrid/
>>67280075
Lewis isn't dominating m8. Glorious Rosberg is gonna win.
But I'd take Lewis winning over Red Bull any fucking day. I'd take all the non Red Bull teams winning over them and Toro Rosso.
If they had just kept the Stewart name and called themselves "Stewart-Red Bull" they would be fine with me.
Now Red Bull, a company which bottles piss, is going to permanently be on the championship trophy.
>>67280099
How long has he added "Great" to the title?
>Best F1 game out there?
Always been a fan of F1 Championship on PS3. Came out in 2007 but is the 2006 season but still fun trying to make things work with the debut Super Aguri car.
Laps led so far in 2016:
@nico_rosberg - 186
@LewisHamilton - 1
>>67280099
I seriously hope that blog is satire. I refuse to believe someone can be that retarded.
>>67280196
>Raikkonen and Ricciardo have led more laps than Lewis
top keke
>>67280192
f1 2016 should be a decent codies game for once
i'm a big fan of f1 2010 despite it being rather shite
automobilista is the best recent game imo
![52486_front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nbSEZX4.jpg "52486_front[1].jpg")
>>67280192
Pic related.
>>67280192
If you want the career mode, F1 2013 is the best imo, it has some of the old f1 cars in it too.
>>67280255
I'm a bit biased, but I second on Automobilista being great, but the f1 cars aren't lincensed with Copersucar Fittipaldi being the only exception
>>67280144
>red bull purchases jaguar and minardi
>names the teams stewart-red bull and stewart-toro rosso
How fucking retarded are you?
>>67280511
And Jaguar purchased Stewart.
Of course Toro Rosso would be Minardi-Toro Rosso not Stewart-Toro Rosso.
The point is the Red bull brand has no motorsport association outside of sponsorship.
Thankfully Benetton never won the constructors so I don't have the same problem with them.
I just want Constructors or Private teams with a sponsorship. Not the sponsor being the team.
When Williams wins their logo is on the trophy not their sponsors. When Red Bull wins their name and logo is on the trophy. They are their own sponsor.
A piss manufacturer is on the trophy.
To me that is just disrespectful to everything that came before it.
>>67280591
>Thankfully Benetton never won the constructors
>what is 1995?
Interview with Terry Furlleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubrmnWRU_Lo
>>67280646
I forgot about that.
Yeah fuck them to
>>67280591
>he doesn't remember 2-time WCC John Player Special
>Benetton 1995
There's no problem with teams being named after their sponsorship. If a sponsor is pumping as much money as Red Bull is into the sport and bringing us great drivers like Vettel, Ricciardo, and mad amx why does it matter?
>>67280099
Dubs Confirm Cancer
>>67280099
The flying fuck? Is this not satire?
![167319-f-1-world-grand-prix-nintendo-64-front-cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4kMD2kB.jpg "167319-f-1-world-grand-prix-nintendo-64-front-cover[1].jpg")
>>67280192
My first ever F1 video game
>tfw driving Old Hockenheim with Schumi's car
>>67280963
>racing games with the N64 controller
I feel you though, I've played hundreds of hours of Gran Turismo 1 & 2 with just the d-pad.
>>67280963
Holy shit me too!
>>67280963
This was my first. I played the shit out of that game! Always full length practice sessions/qualis/races.
My sister (who's cooch I never smelled) used to get so annoyed by the constant engine sounds for hours on end.
>>67280803
>he doesn't remember 2-time WCC John Player Special
The team and logo was still Lotus on the trophy.
My main hate is just the naming on the trophy really.
>>67281057
Implying your sister's cooch is worth smelling in Belgium when you have the beers you guys produce
>>67280963
>>67281057
If we are talking arcade like racing
Pic related is the best one
All the Codemasters F1 games are shit, pure shit.
Even the 2015 game looks worse than the Sony one that came out in 2006.
>stupid Russian bydlo takes out the only thing that would have made the race fun (someone who can stop mercedes wins lol)
Thanks a lot asshole, another race I didn't need to watch.
>>67281708
>implying Vettel winning is fun.
The only thing Kvyat did was fail at taking Lewis out as well
>>67280192
it has to be GPM for me
>start a new game with Footwork on Ace difficulty
>only 500,000$ of budget available
>roughly enough funds to survive until the 5th race of the 1995 season (which was Monaco back then)
>tfw poorfag and laughing stock of the whole paddock
>swap Inoue for Alboreto, which was Footwork test driver for some reason, in the hope of better results
>results are terrible, quite predictably
>after four races the team is already short of money, car spare parts and on the verge of bankruptcy
>Monaco GP time
>"alright lads, we need to find a way"
>after watching Comas rekting another chassis in the free practice, a moment of genius
>force your 5 (five) mechanics, the only ones you could afford, to work around the clock to put 999kg of ballast on poor Alboreto's car
>the plan: make him shunt at full speed at Sainte Devote
>send him on the track with low profile wings, "Do or die" team orders and also telling him to wear out the tyres, the fuel and the already weakened chassis
>the inevitable happens
>"Footwork driver Michele Alboreto suffered a major injury that will force him out for 9 races"
>which meant I could cash in the insurance race-by-race cheque
>mfw profit & team survival for the season assured
>>67279702
He is the future star of F1, the Fat John who will make F1 great again with Haas F1 :)
>>67280099
>But The Great World Champion has always proven that he can fight back from adversity.
dat 2012 doe
>>67281057
I had that goat game. I rented the first one but once the 2nd one came out i bought that right away.
I sill have that goat game i should add along with my N64 and its its games. I never sold any, same goes for all my consoles. SNES, dreamcast, PS2&3.
Could he not just avoid breaking any rules?
>>67282404
Nigs gonna nog
>>67282404
FIA is racist and give him penalties for no reason
> ferrari shop
> anything but ferrari
Drivers who have choked away any sort of momentum and hype they might have had at some point, condemning their career to eternal midfield Heidfield-mode
>Bottas - This time last year people were literally hyping him up for Ferrari lel. Now he is getting beaten by Massa and letting Hamilton cruise by without defending
>Hulkenberg - its over, Perez is even a better choice at this point. WEC is calling..
>Kvyat - le kill your own career lad - might not even have a seat for 2017
Did anyone notice Ericsson drive surprisingly well in Sochi btw, despite being in a Shitber and despite being Ericsson? He actually puts in some decent defensive drives every once in a while. Not saying he will ever drive for a good team but he is making himself look like a more viable candidate for a future in F1 than his teammate le chassis complain man Nasr at this point
>>67282662
Did you take this picture on the equator?
>>67282724
My sleeve was being pulled
>>67282662
at least they have vettel's vespa
>>67282936
It's something. I almost got me a Ferrari shirt but realized just in time how droopy that is.
>>67280314
my negro
>>67281125
it's not the Stanley Cup, the trophy is not symbolic of F1, nobody cares what's written on it
>>67282066
Holy shit what a devious scheme!
My sis makes for more rubble than Murdernaldo.
> three glasses in three days
Whats your opinion of the Toro Rosso boys, lads?
Sainz: consistent, eager, underrated, bit boring
Verstappen: cheeky, too eager, less consistent yet more points, overrated, fun to watch
Sainz is probably the better driver, just needs bigger balls and a louder voice if he wants to get anywhere. Verstappen needs to hold his throttle a little bit. He seems overambitious and could get himself killed. Has a ton of talent though.
Man Toto actually BTFO of Crofty in the pre-race show when he brought up fan's Twitter messages. Toto's Aryan pride in his team's work triggered him really badly lel.
>>67283825
Sainz is massively underrated and unfortunately overshadowed. I think he could go on to be a GP winner at least if he puts himself out there more and gets lucky to be picked up by a top team.
I know it's a meme but with all the hype Max Amx will go to a top team and will win races. He has a lot to learn but the ability and braveness is there. As long as he works hard and listens to more experienced drivers and personnel he will be WC with the right team.
>>67282066
pulled a Frank Williams, huh?
Wew, this games seems pretty cool.
Is there something like a newer version of it?
If I had enough knowledge of the game I would even consider try to programs something similar to it.
>>67283891
I'm thinking the same but Sainz lets down way too often. Last race lost his 10th position in the last few laps and that happens too often. Way too respectful in his overtaking as well. He needs to be more dominant like Verstappen.
>>67283825
I used to think Sainz would be the better fit to move onto a bigger team first but honestly this season, aside from his hotheadedness in Australia, Verstappen has been in complete control, being both faster (although it evidently takes him longer to warm up to a track) and much better in the race both in pace and racecraft. He has proven with his performance in this last three races that he's perfectly capable of being very solid (finished ahead of Sainz in China despite the same strategy and having to queue in the pit) and had the longest supersoft stint of anyone in Russia (even Rosberg who didn't have to follow another car). Sainz has decent, consistent pace and drives safely on the track but sometimes seems to struggle for seemingly little reason, and it could be argued at this level with the car he has he should really be overtaking more aggressively.
LEAVE SEB ALONE
>>67283925
you can find several mods for it online (it has a quite active community if you think the game was released about 20 years ago)
http://www.forum.gpracegames.com/index.php
>>67283985
Both boys are really great considering how new they are. I could see them both driving for mer/fer/rbr in a few years were they to keep growing.
>>67284055
>red bull
>allowing growth
top kek.
Off topic guys, i got two tickets to the Fia WEC at spa for all 3 days but because I am very busy atm i can only manage to go 1 day. Which one should i go, Testing, quali or race
>>67285234
Race obviously
>>67283369
Classmate wore a ferrari shirt some time ago and looked like a grid grill or something, made my dick diamonds.
>>67280192
F1 Challenge + Valerio Vertolotti mods.
>>67280144
This. It would have been beautiful to see Vettel winning in a green Red Bull-sponsored Jaguar to be honest. But they decided to kill Jaguar and legendary Minardi....
>>67285327
Fuck, I should have gotten my sister one. Tomorrow another chance.
>>67283825
Both are exceptionally good for rookies, or new drivers. Verstappen has the fire and balls so all the attention is on him. Both are still over-eager but I guess that is a good thing, and rather have that instead of something like Bottas.
Max has the edge when it comes to racecraft and seemingly has a greater natural ability to actually race, place the car and do these sorts of moves with total confidence. Sainz isn't bad either and his racecraft isn't sloppy as a Perez or Maldonado, or early Grosjean.
Both clearly deserve a future in F1. Unfortunately I don't see where Sainz could go in the immediate future. Bit embarrassing if Max gets the Red Bull promo and he is stuck at Toro Rosso. Where would Sainz go though? Maybe something like Williams/Force India but I'm sure there are plenty of people eyeing those seats too. He is still young and he could still take a sabbatical but look how that turned out for JEV. I guess JEV is still involved but he's not going to drive a F1 car again unless Kimi/Vettel potato themselves or Haas drops Guti.
I guess Ricciardo could head over to Ferrari and Sainz and Verstappen could be teammates at Red Bull but that's a long shot and I doubt RB want that and I doubt Ricciardo wants to leave RB now that they are likely to be strong again
>>67284046
I've been trying to get it to work on win7 but I'm not having much luck. Do I take the dive and just download wing32.dll and plop it in my windows folder?
>>67285271
I should mention they are vip and that i can enter pitlanes on testing and quali day while i cant on raceday
>>67285480
Sainz at Haas isn't impossible. An extra year Toro Rosso isn't something to ashamed of either, I think.
>>67285517
risky. do it in a vm.
>>67285480
>>67285725
I can see Sainz fighting with Perez and Nasr for the Williams seat after Massa leaves.
>>67285947
Sainz deserves better than Williams
>>67285725
True. Also it's not completely out of the question that RB/TR simply retain their current lineups for 2017. Of course Kvyat is under fire right now but if he puts in a few good races, all will be forgotten. And realistically I don't think Red Bull really needs Kvyat to be as good as Ricciardo. Ricciardo is their obvious no. 1 right now and they probably don't want to experiment with another "equal drivers" situation after Vettel/Webber.
Sure Verstappen is already pushing for the Red Bull seat, but he also has to play his cards right because it's not like he is some ultra-high-value driver who will automatically transform a team. He is one of the best rookies in recent years but I highly doubt he could extract much more from the Red Bull than what Ricciardo is already doing (and I'm not a Ricky fanboy). Red Bull don't need him as much as he needs Red Bull. And even if they lose Verstappen to another team, it's not like it's game over for them anyway.
>>67279523
>turnleft
>"sport"
How does this happen?
>>67286486
we turn right in f1, love
>>67286013
Probably, but it would be a decent place to be if there's no seat in Mercedes, RB or Ferrari. He could co to Mclaren, but I don't know if they will be competitive in the near future.
>>67286167
Perhaps. Honestly would be happy enough if TR keeps them.
TR is pretty cool right now. Fun team.
Another pepe I spotted earlier here.
>the original crash kid complaining about kvyat
Ironic.
>>67286167
>it's not completely out of the question that RB/TR simply retain their current lineups for 2017
Kvyat's fate at Red Bull was sealed when Verstappen got those two 4th places last year. He's now trying to impress other teams that might have seats available for 2017: Williams, Force India, Renault. He might have to settle for a relegation to Toro Rosso. Red Bull don't have any juniors in the wings who could make the jump to F1 next year. I actually hope they take someone completely out of left field like when they signed Bourdais and tested Takuma Sato.
Dumb sis looking for me in the rain at that garden we were stuck in with summer clothing that I told you about earlier
>>67286800
But Red Bull much like anyone, knows that Max didn't get those 4th places on merit alone. Sure they are good results and good drives but without the retirements and general chaos, on pace and performance alone he would have been around the general 6-7th area.
Kvyat is a bit of a shame because he had a good season at TR, and he was basically "forced" into Red Bull because they didn't have anyone else other than JEV (who isn't RB material, at least according to them)
If anything, Red Bull should learn from this experience that 1 good season at TR doesn't necessarily translate to a good season at RB. My thinking here is that RB/TR kind of want consistency and stability for a while, at least for next season. There isn't anyone really lined up to come to Toro Rosso except like.. Gasly who isn't amazing, so they don't need to get rid of the current drivers. The only real uncertain is Verstappen and can they keep him at TR for another season. In a way it's better because he has so much time ahead of him, and it's lower-risk to develop yourself at TR and then move up after 3 seasons, avoiding another Kvyat situation.
Theres so many races to go. If Kvyat does something great like wins a race or pulls off amazing moves then the media will praise him again and the momentum will shift. But if he chokes again then his career is over, both at Red Bull and in F1 in general.
>>67287528
>visiting northern Italy in April/May instead of late August/early September
>>67287528
do you also have a cute sister?
>>67287763
I think shes cute.
>>67287724
Oy mate I have different holiday plans for August. Just doing a week holiday with sis
>>67287869
get any good sniffs?
>>67287970
Of course
>>67287709
The thing is, they have already signed Verstappen to Red Bull for 2017. They may have been forced to do it because of Verstappen's contract stipulations could have made him a free agent, but whatever happened, they pulled the trigger on him. Unless Tricky Ricky somehow wiggles out of his contract and goes to Ferrari to replace Kimi, the Red Bull lineup for 2017 is Ricciardo-Verstappen. How likely is it that Ricciardo goes to Ferrari? Kimi probably doesn't want to retire yet, Ferrari want to keep him as he's a solid #2 and they need continuity, Vettel gets along with him and doesn't want to be in the same team as Ricciardo again.
Let's face it, it's like when in 1995 Williams signed Frentzen to partner Villeneuve in 1997 and even though Hill won the championship in 1996, he was out. The same is true for Kvyat right now. Even if Manor, Sauber and Force India all folded after this season and F1 was forced to go for 3 car teams, Red Bull would field Ricciardo, Verstappen and Sainz. Kvyat is done at Red Bull and unless they give him a pity seat at Toro Rosso, his career is pretty much over.
TL;DR Verstappen has a contract with RB for 2017 already, Kvyat is out even if he wins all the remaining races with Grand Chelem in all of them and becomes the most dominant champion in the history of the sport.
>>67288182
Didn't Kvyat have some sponsor holding his back? He could go to Sauber or FI, or some other shit team I guess... Even if Alfa eventually buys Sauber, Kvyat would be a decent option instead of Ericsson.
>>67282684
Really sad for Valtteri. Showed so much promise last year and kept getting fucked by Williams """strategy""".
>Did anyone notice Ericsson drive surprisingly well in Sochi
Considering the Swedish commentators will never ever stop talking about him it's kinda hard not to notice. One of the commentators is literally his manager.
Happy he's doing well though, maybe his career wont be over once Sauber goes bankrupt.
>>67287869
How old is your sister?
>>67289630
Bottas is getting fucked over by his own driving and the fact that Williams has almost no advantage anymore
He simply isn't aggressive enough. He's like a Rosberg 2.0 except even less aggressive. He did pull off some good overtakes but those were in cars that were faster in a straight line than anything else so. He also doesn't make himself look good when he lets Hamilton drive past him with no attempt to block (even though he hadn't even changed line once)
I think his best bet now is to stay at Williams and pray for a miracle that makes Williams into a competitive car somehow again. It won't happen obviously but it's not like he has anywhere better to go.
>>67289868
They will probably replace Bottas with Alex Lynn.
>page 6
dead sport confirmed has nothing to do with the leicester spam shit
>>67291939
Im too lazy to check, did they win or something.
> tfw comfy playan canasta with sis
>>67290842
Assuming he does well in GP2. I don't see Lynn as a great driver though and Bottas is a considerably stronger choice
>>67292962
>tfw based Eden denies Spuds the chance to win the league
Is there going to be a future for Nasr, lads?
>>67279625
My penis.
>>67296354
well hello furby shagger
>>67297847
Thats a fucking Mogwai m8
>>67297902
But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget - no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never fuck him after midnight.
>>67295933
If Ericsson gets BTFO again this season now that Nasr has a new chassis, then Nasr could possibly move up to a midfield team soon.
http://it.motorsport.com/f1/news/maldonado-ha-gia-iniziato-i-test-con-le-pirelli-2017-su-una-gp2-732944/
>Pastor Maldonado is Pirelli's test driver
![f1-brazilian-gp-2015-pastor-maldonado-lotus-f1-team[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sYxgPLQ.jpg "f1-brazilian-gp-2015-pastor-maldonado-lotus-f1-team[1].jpg")
>>67298549
M8 look like he fumare a vela lol.
>>67289868
I meant last year, specifically Spa and Silverstone where he could've gotten podiums. Lately I do feel like his driving has been very unimpressive. Maybe being unable to pass people for free on the straights has exposed him.
If Leicester can win the EPL then Williams surely can design a good car again.
>>67295933
Nasr still has a brighter future than Ericsson thats for sure. It's possible that Ericsson is just having a hot streak for a few races, kinda like last season where Nasr still beat him by a good margin. It also seems like there really was something wrong with his chassis.
>>67298549
nothing wrong with that. he had good tyre management (not quite perez level, but still quite good), and alan permane has mentioned pastor gives very good feedback several times.
also, some very honest comments from gene:
>We have a lot left in the car to develop so there's a lot of positives, that's for sure
>I think it's going to get harder. I think the other teams look more competitive. The time gaps between all the competitors has shrunk so it's going to be more and more difficult going forward to score points
>I'm very excited but also I realise that, boy, this is a tough sport
i had no idea he is so grounded.
>LewLew will get another grid penalty
What for?
>>67298843
being black
>journalists saying we will return to Europe in the next race
Where were we racing yesterday?
>>67299718
asia.
:^)
>European GP
>It's literally in a Muslim country.
the future is scary.
>>67299718
Asia.
>>67299897
>Turkey
>Bosnia & Herzegovina
>Germany
Just cause a country's major religion is Islam doesn't mean it's not European
>>67300005
Turkey isn't European, retard.
>>67300096
>>67300096
kek
>>67300235
>>67300264
Fuck you. I'm going to sleep
>>67300673
Goodnight lad, enjoy Italy and say hi to your sis for me
>>67300756
Done deal but she is rather unresponsive atm
>>67300005
Well, technically the Caucasus Mountains are the definition of the border between Europe and Asia, and Azerbaijan is on the Asian side of the Range. Sochi's the same, but at least it's still Russia; and the GP's named accordingly.
>>67300096
But Europe sure is Turkish.
>>67300852
Sneak some snaps of her cooch and post, stop teasing
>>67300920
> implying I'd share
Enough now for real, gotta get up early to visit ufizzi because theyre striking after 12:00
> south-europeans
Is it just me or was the russia race shit?
Got really fucking bored, worst race of the season so far.
Wasn't here to read reactions, I avoid race threads because they are cancer. I can imagine all the >vetlel and >kvyat greentexts.
Reminder that Daniel 'the Russian torpedo' Kfiat did nothing wrong
literally.
Ok he locked on the first cornal but shit happens. On turn 3 it was 100% vettel fault for lifting. Its a flat out corner, of course you're gonna get hit if you lift.
Europe isn't even a real continent.
If anything it's just a peninsula of Asia.
>>67302843
A bunch of manlet countries that's what they are
>>67302843
Which is just a bit connected to Africa.
Afro-Eurasian GP when?
>>67302831
gotta agree with this. I'm not sure why no one else is say anything about vettel OBVIOUSLY lifting post returning to a racing line around the corner.
it makes me think this is all manufactured opportunistically.
>>67302664
Russia races are always shit- this third one has proven that.
>>67303014
>>67302843
>implying Amerifats can point Europe out on a map without labels on it.
why don't you guys watch real sports
>>67304085
I sometimes miss races to go watch my local football team lose
>>67304085
>NASCAR
>IndyCar
>ALMS
>all the stupid americans in this thread
>>67304217
>mfw I'm Brazilian but cloudfare is giving me american flag so I'm making stupid posts without remorse
hehehe deal with it burgers
Looks like the Great World Champion is cutting Wobbler's grass.
>>67304896
Wobbler ditched her after the drugs and got a new tennis star.
Can't remember the name.
>>67304957
Poor Maria
>>67303837
>>67302831
Vettel lifted because Checo in front of him suddenly began to slow due to his puncture. Kvyat was way too slow to react to this, he should be ready to react to first lap incidents.
If you watch Kvyats onboard you can clearly see Checo's car slow, Kvyat hit Vettel, and then steam by the limping Checo.
>>67304347
Glad to see the favela generator is up and running....
La migre'! La migre!
All your points are belong to us...
Can't he stop being such a big disgusting nigger for one night?
>>67306716
Will Gutierrez ever score points for Haas?
>>67307890
Absolutely.
The land of points may have a well guarded border, but the Gut is Mexican, and NO border is impervious to a Mexican. He'll run across that border, swim across, tunnel under it, climb over it, whatever it takes, as borders mean nothing to Mexicans.
>tfw no chilean drivers
>>67285634
Still choose the race. It's super comfy. You can walk around the track at an easy pace, take some long breaks from your walk in good corners, and end your "lap" on the start finish grandstand for the final hour or so.
Plus, the weather is gonna be great! Damn, good weekend coming up, can't wait!
>>67309268
>tfw there isn't a race on the same continent as you
haas and america won again, we dominating formula 1 already
>>67307749
Must have confused the curtain shop for the tailors when he was picking out that fabric.
>>67309268
>tfw the only chance NZ has had since the days of McLaren/Hulme/Amon is Mitch Evans
>He's stuck in GP2 hell because he doesn't have big money
>Likely to fuck off to WEC
It's probably for the best. I'd cream at the thought of a Webber/Hartley/Evans Porsche winning Le Mans. It'd be 1966 all over again.
I LITERALLY don't like being bullied and tied up. So don't fucking do it!
>FOM decides to implant fully closed cockpits
>Alonso gets a lot of bad results during next year
>gets a hose in the USA GP and plugs one end to the car's exaust and the other to the cockpit
>gets in the cockpit and accelerante,the gases from tge exaust get in the cockpit
>Alonso dies asfixiated from suicide
Is this a nice story lads ?
>>67310481
Fuck you
>>67282066
I just got GPM2 running on Win7 within seconds, heading out for mods now
>>67310536
Please stop being hidoi to me you fucking moor
>>67309579
>tfw easily the country with most WDCs and not GP
>>67311148
>tfw easily the country with the most GPs compared to drivers (not counting places with zero drivers in history)
>>67311111
nice digits you gimpy little cunt
barcelona tyre choices
>>67311215
Just because I'm weak and submissive it doesn't mean I can't get nice digits you fucking cuck
even the nascar race @ talladega was much more entertaining than sochi t b h
>>67309760
He's also a complete arsehole. Sponsors won't touch him for this reason.
>>67311111
Not until you fuck off,you faggot
>>67311229
>split strategies at Toro Rosso, Renault, and Harse
Tactical genius
>>67311584
>Toro Rosso
they both have pretty different styles in racing
>Renault
they just did rock paper scissors
>Harse
Gutierrez only gets the cheapest to save money :^)
>>67311229
>williams haven't fucked up their tyre selections
>>67311229
>Sauber: 6 sets of mediums
WHY
>>67311229
Did pirelli fuck up the compounds again? Should they have brought SS?
>>67311674
mercedes complained, as they find it offensive.
>>67311674
>supersoft
>around catalunya
maybe if you want pitstops every four laps
>>67298549
He is a fantastic driver for feedback and testing. Both wiliams and lotus had said that about him in the past.
I'm back mates. Last day, extremely hot weather, gunna do a midday snooze though.
>>67311864
how is your sis's cooch going today lad?
>>67311902
Haven't checked since last night
>>67311911
How old is your sister anon?
>>67300005
>>67311919
18
>>67311953
you know what to do
>>67311953
Rate her out of 10? Is she super tall like a lot of Dutch girls?
>>67288182
>The thing is, they have already signed Verstappen to Red Bull for 2017.
iirc the toro rosso drivers are signed to red bull and loaned back to toro rosso.
> Unless Tricky Ricky somehow wiggles out of his contract and goes to Ferrari to replace Kimi, the Red Bull lineup for 2017 is Ricciardo-Verstappen.
if kvyat can win two races this year and ricciardo can't win a race this year... it's ricciardo out.
>>67311985
Nah, average height. About as tall as Italian men :^)
7.5/8
I've posted her before here anon.
>>67311953
>View on Ponte Vecchio
Fug I'm jealous. Last year I was staying at this cheap youth hostel about 20 minutes away from there
>>67302831
Kiwiyachts reflexes were sub-par. Even fucking carmen jorda would have dodged that.
>>67304074
Thanks to television they know that italy is the boot tough.
>>67312013
Thats from the Ufizzi, mate. Our appartment is a 15 minute walk to the Duomo
>>67312011
I must have missed her. Is she easy? Does her cooch smell unpleasant?
>>67312011
is she as hairy as italian men?
>>67312024
Shit I feel really dumb right now, especially since I visited the ufizzi too. 15 minutes away from the duomo ain't too bad either
>>67312045
You wish.
>>67312029
Smells just fine.
Ok enough lewd remarks about her.
>>67312060
Uffizi is just positioned a bit weirdly. Lotsa angles.
>>67311697
>Hard tyres no one is using
>Supersofts that would cause chaos in quali and race beginning
Dunno what to choose
>>67312060
Also, yes its perfect. You can just stroll the street of our appartment and arrive directly behins it. We share a big ass room and a 2.5p bed. Have a spacey kitchen, bathroom etc. All in all very ideal. Thia city is great except for the nagging niggers.
>sharing a bed with your 18 year old sister
Anon...
>>67312341
Yes?
>>67312366
that's called incest
>>67312411
Thats a very broad definition then. We share the sheets not our bodily fluids, you faggot.
Anyone else getting tired of Toto's shit?
>New aero rules won't help guys!
>Ferrari is actually quite close, they just have issues every race!
Combined with:
>Actually, both of our cars were near retirement if we didn't take it easy!
Just cut that shit out Toto, you're not fooling anyone.
>>67312006
No. There's Red Bull the drink company, Red Bull Racing and Scuderia Toro Rosso (Team Red Bull in Italian).
And as I said previously, the deal is already done. DONE. Kvyat could win every fucking race from pole, lead every lap, take the fastest lap, cuck Ricciardo by fucking his wife, get Hamilton to suck his cock on the podium and have Senna come down from heaven to declare him The Greatest of All Time - it doesn't matter. Red Bull Racing has only two cars next year and they have signed agreements with Ricciardo and Verstappen.
In case you've only been watching F1 since 2008, I suggest you google "hill williams 1997" and read what happened. As with Hill, Kvyat was kept for this year only as a stop-gap measure so Verstappen could stay at Toro Rosso for one more year. Red Bull never even had any intention of keeping Kvyat beyond this season. You can screencap all my posts in this thread and when Verstappen's deal gets announced and they admit that they made the decision in 2015, you'll know I was right.
I miss the focaccia from Al Antico.
Delicious as fuck and only 4€, based porchetta
>>67312435
He knows and we know he's bullshitting.
But the other teams can't say that they aren't getting close enough too because the sponsors would leave them.
It's all a ruse, a circus afterall.
>>67312491
Jesus christ, what the fuck is that thing on the right?
>>67312518
Your mother.
>>67312441
>thinking contracts are worth the paper they are written on in F1
If Kvyat were to hypothetically prove himself as awesome as the scenario shows, Red Bull would give Ricciardo the boot with little consideration.
Also drawing Damon Hill as comparison is a pretty weak argument given as Williams in the 90s were known to have a "fuck the drivers" attitude, believing (not unjustifiably given their success) that they could win the title with any semi-decent driver if their car was good enough - although the fact that the mid- to late-90s possibly had the weakest driver line-ups in F1 history probably also played a part in that mindset, but I digress.
>>67312441
>No. There's Red Bull the drink company, Red Bull Racing and Scuderia Toro Rosso (Team Red Bull in Italian).
i believe it's signed to RBR.
> Red Bull Racing has only two cars next year and they have signed agreements with Ricciardo and Verstappen.
i raise the example of sauber... and three of those four drivers brought sponsorship money to the table, and at least one of them had paid in advance!
> I suggest you google "hill williams 1997" and read what happened.
frank williams is famous for not valuing drivers and getting rid of them... or putting them in a situation where they choose to quit.
> As with Hill, Kvyat was kept for this year only as a stop-gap measure so Verstappen could stay at Toro Rosso for one more year. Red Bull never even had any intention of keeping Kvyat beyond this season.
given that kvyat was promoted after one season, here is the previous example that verstappen could have been promoted this year. if kvyat had fucked up last year, he'd have been out, but it was ricciardo that had performed poorly.
> you'll know I was right.
you may well be right, but fuck it, i'll play devil's advocate anyway. it's a discussion.
>>67312432
What if you accidentally slip inside her?
>>67312545
Accidents are accidents.
>>67312559
What's your favorite spot to eat in Firenze?
Where do you go to party?
>>67312535
>implying red fucking bull don't have a "fuck the drivers attitude"
>>67312633
Who actually hasn't a fuck the drivers attitude?
holidayfag have you checked Dante's mask?
>>67312630
Small pizza place called Pizzaiulo is crazy good. And we just enter random bars for the late evenings
>>67312664
Any team that employs a pay driver.
>>67312710
>If you don't have the money fuck the right off
Such a valueing of their talent
>>67312702
How pissed are you at the tourists? I was there in mid August and the amount of Asian travel groups was just unbareable. I know i was kind of part of the problem, being a tourist myself, but at least i didn't clogg the streets or consume the city like fast food. The city center was crowded at all times, even in the middle of the night, i kind of felt sorry for the true florentine people that they never have the city for themselves, only people worse then the Asian drones were the loud as fuck Americans, which might be the worst tourists in the world.
>>67312800
It's May so it can't be nearly as crowded as in August, but I get what you mean. It's bearable right now in my opinion. Lots of young families and school groups as well as japs.
It's partly why me and my sis always go in April/May.
>>67312800
Last year in June I can't remember there being many Asian tourist, but the Americans overcrowded the place and were loud and obnoxious as fuck
>>67312868
I've seen just a few groups of Americans and yes they are horrible tourists. I know that from previous engagements. Not as bad as Brits though.
>>67312852
Well, enjoy your stay m9, can't wait to get back one day..pic is my favorite place in the city.
>>67312991
More pics of your sister plox.
>>67311942
I'm just messing with you lad
>>67312991
Thanks, we just went to reserve a table at a restaurant recommended to us by some Italians we spoke with a few days ago. It is rather clear they too thought of us as a couple. Romantic af but classy and appearantly top notch food.
Everywhere we dined so far was pretty top notch already so I'm looking forward to it. Last night here.
brundle blowing the fuck out of f1 (and shamilton):
>It's always a privilege to do the podium interviews, although I would sum up the three main inhabitants on Sunday as 'yes, it's all quite nice I suppose', 'poor little me', and 'it wasn't too bad apart from the bad bits'. I'll leave you to assign those while I take a few moments to reminisce and reflect on the Schumacher leap and other such podium joys
>I think there are too many races, and the drivers are subjected to relentless media and PR year round and especially over a race weekend. They learn to say less to avoid internet headlines and lectures from the team if they are off-message
>The front runners are earning millions and driving these glorious machines supported by hundreds of the finest technicians and viewed and admired by hundreds of millions of people. They should be permanently smiling with their good fortune
>They are certainly lucky to be driving such safe cars given that a trip to the wall mostly involves a rush onto the radio button to throw expletives to the team rather than a rush to hospital. And that's a good thing, those many fiery, gory sacrifices over the decades have enabled that. The big questions remain, are F1 cars safe enough now? And does F1 need risk to be attractive to fans?
>I believe the cockpit closures will create as many safety issues as they solve, are ugly and heavy, and not particularly suitable to filter down to junior racing
>The cockpit closure will almost certainly appear because liability scenarios will now mandate it. Then something else will happen until finally we have to take the driver out of the car to avoid any further injuries
>I have no data to back this up but I believe that if you cycle to work, ski the slopes, ride your motorbike and suchlike you are taking as many risks as a modern-day Formula 1 driver. But at least you don't have the chore of that champagne-soaked podium to put up with
>>67314465
Brundle is actually the most based. I agree with everything he said there. I don't agree that he's just a HAM worshiper or that he's out of touch with the times. He seems to have a good idea of what's going on and isn't afraid to voice his opinions on anything.
>>67314507
>poor little me
blatantly directed at hamilton. strange way to worship someone, kek. not directed at you, lad.
>>67302831
How to drive a first lap and first corner by Americans
>>67314465
wow, he is spot on!
>>67312441
What are you even basing your 100% confidence on?
Contracts in F1, as anyone should know, are basically just general guidelines and not actually binding if a party wants it enough. Alonso had a contract at Ferrari for 2015, Vettel had a contract at Red Bull for 2015 etc.
If Kvyat wins the next 10 races then there isn't a doubt that Red Bull will renegotiate their contracts for 2017. If Sainz wins 5 races or even 2 races and Verstappen has an off year, Sainz will be more likely to move to Red Bull than Verstappen. The TR contracts are in the form of a 3 year deal, maximum 3 years at Toro Rosso, potential to move to RB after 1 season and be there until the end of your contract. For JEV it was 3xTR, Kvyat, 1xTR, 2xRB and for Max it might be 2xTR, 1xRB
>>67310490
No, Bennis wouldn't allow it because it would mess up the aero.
https://streamable.com/caor
Now THIS is what we need in F1. And let ex-f1 pilots drive it
>>67314465
It's true. He is fully correct and nicely BTFOing the fuck out of Hamilton's crybabbiness. Then again both the Mercs looked so unhappy at the podium, to the point that P3 Kimi was the happiest.
The canopy/halo is unnecessary. There have been thousands of laps in hundreds of different cars in all single seater categories in hundreds of different races on so many different tracks, just think of all the amateur, pro, local, international, junior etc single seater categories there are and how many races there are in a year, and how many laps are completed without any injury. Its astounding. The only real prominent head-injuries in recent memory have been the following:
>Justin Wilson, partially caused by retarded aero and generally racing on an oval, also a freak accident
>Surtrees or whoever got hit by a tire. Fixed in F1 with the cables that prevent the wheels from falling off in a crash, canopy doesn't protect the top anyway
>Massa - ok ultra freak accident, do you need to change the design of a car because a spring came loose once? Nothing happened rules-wise as a result of his injury anyway
>Bianchi - WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED if there wasn't a fucking tractor on the track. Canopy WOULD NOT HAVE saved his life anyway
So there's literally no point except for "oh it's safe so I guess its good so I won't say no" and now it's going to be implemented and no one is saying anything. This sport is going to meet its demise sooner or later. It's going to be RC controlled eventually or completely virtual as the risks and costs become too high. What the fuck is the point? Everyone hates it and hates the look of it, its mainly unnecessary and everything is already at a supremely safe level, the only people defending it aren't even actively FOR it, they're just of the opinion that if it improves safety then it isn't a bad addition.
If Hamilton hadn't moved to Mercedes and stayed with McUcken do you think he would have quit f1 by now?
>Sauber has confirmed it will not participate in the in-season test at the Circuit de Catalunya following the Spanish Grand Prix
>The team announced on Twitter it will not join the two days of running at the Barcelona circuit
>We cancelled the first in-season test in BCN Barcelona, the team announced. There are two reasons: One. We will not introduce a car update at the Spanish GP. Two: We do not have a young/test driver available that fulfils the requirements
>>67315523
he would've went to redbull
>>67314986
Objective Current Top 10 Driver Rankings:
1. Alolslo
2. Finger Boy
3. Smile
4. Mad Amx
5. Firstberg
6. ChocoSenna
7. Gimi
8. FelipeBaby
9. Fat John
10. Checo
>>67315671
>Button below Gimi, Massa and Perez
>>67280050
This is literally what hamilton said 3 years ago.
>>67312800
Top 3 Worst European tourists:
1. British - loud, rude, obnoxious, usually drunk, still making fun of the French and Germans about WW II
2. Italians - Loud, don't know what a line is used for to wait for services, irritating but submissive
3. Germans - Loud, obnoxious, zero sense of humor, zero patience, ready to fight over any perceived sleight
The only thing worse than the above are Africans, sand niggers, and gypsies.
Is he autistic?
>>67314986
Bianchi was also racing flat out in the rain when it was dark as fuck and there were double yellows in that section - he did it twice, too. Had he lifted, he wouldn't have died. It was the exact same situation as with Senna - they both pushed too hard at the wrong time and paid the price.
One thing to think about is that the marshals were in great danger. I think F1 should make it safer for the marshals right now and canopy sure as fuck won't save them if something goes wrong.
>sky bet has removed the sauber to score no points all season bet
top lel.
>>67316123
>French not on list
Germans honestly aren't too bad. Bad apples in every group but Germans generally kind of have enough shame to not be total assholes all the time. They aren't particularly fun people unless exceptionally drunk but that doesn't make them a bad tourist group. But the French are cancer everywhere they go. Pure unfiltered arrogance, terrible language skills, get annoyed when someone doesn't speak French, act incredibly disrespectful towards locals, seem to find entertainment in being as obnoxious as possible towards local people and traditions.
British "lads" are terrible, true bottom of the barrel, luckily you can avoid these people (and their ""women"") by not going to the most generic "party holiday" location. Although there is huge variation within British tourists. Most of them are terrible but I've met a lot of them in South East Asia and they have ranged from unbearable to extremely polite and even ended up traveling with an English guy (no homo) and some other friends for a while because he was cool.
French tourists are just the worst I have ever encountered outside of Chinese and maybe Israeli. China really takes the cake in all aspects of shittiness of tourists though, just truly astounding, especially because for the most part they are semi-nice and welcoming people in their own country (at least on a surface level).
Scandis and generally uncommon countries are the best. Dutch are ok but a mixed bag, Spanish/Russians are cool if they speak English, which is almost never.
>>67316302
we all know that that's gonna happen
Sauber and getting more more and shitier
>>67316214
Exactly. It was his own fault. Everyone knows that if you crash under yellows, it's your own making. Even journalists and F1 people have openly said that it was Bianchi's own fault. The rules weren't even flawed honestly. Maybe the race should have been red-flagged earlier but IIRC drivers were still on inters so it wasn't THAT bad?
If the speed limit is 100 km/h on a normal road and someone goes 200 km/h, crashes and dies, do you lower the speed limit because of this accident? No, because someone was breaking the rules and doing what you were not supposed to be doing. It's the same analogy for Bianchi's situation. Had he driven like the rules required of him, he wouldn't have crashed.
FIA also needs to adopt a hardline rule that if a recovery vehicle goes on track, its an immediate VSC/SC/Red Flag. It's so easy to implement so why not. It automatically prevents Bianchi 2.0 from happening ever. It's just bizarre that all of this is ending up in a drastic change of the cars that no one really wants and will likely decrease interest in F1 even further as the cars will look shitty and there is no apparent sense of danger (a lot of normal people literally watch it because its dangerous and for crashes).
I don't know wtf you're talking about Senna tho as it was a mechanical failure which really shouldn't happen regardless of how hard you push so its kind of hard to blame his crash on his own driving
>http://jalopnik.com/this-ancient-laptop-is-the-only-key-to-the-most-valuabl-1773662267
>mclaren
