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SKA Energiya - Shinnik
o4.5 @ 1.8
odds on uni and ditchtips being the same person?
>>67277933
evens
>>67278013
BT wants a smed on
>>67278063
tip it on the TT lad
Can't believe these spurs odds
>>67278281
wtfb
>>67278290
LARGE on 0.0
MEDIUM on SW
SMEDIUM on [email protected]
Morning boys, I see pacers came in last night, very shrewd. Doubled the Zamora winnings. Hopefully see some more big wins today, I should have info on some matches later today and I'll try and get it out on here before the games kick off
Has rosco passed on? We don't even get manipulations any more
>>67278510
He told me at the casino the other week he was having some time off but was building up to something huge. Kinda worried desu.
>>67278761
>casino
>mainstream betting
It's like betting isn't a life choice for you guys but just a hobby, disgusting.
>>67278779
I was busy getting rinsed at poker by him.
Also just found out that 2 of the 3 goals put past the fat Inverness City keeper were by McDonald l o l
>>67278825
Alea? You must be the wages at poker
>>67278825
she was a right porker, can imagine the impact of her diving for save on the local tectonic plates.
>Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke in running to play Jamie Vardy's girlfriend in rags-to-riches football biopic
vardy wishes
>>67278983
>Emilia Clarke wants to play Jamie Vardy's girlfriend
>White Actress
>Not a paki
REALISTIC
>>67278983
Shes such an awful actress. Can literally only do 2 emotions, vulnerable and stern and that's it
>>67279021
didn't know TV critics frequented /bet/
>>67279021
Thats all you need.
>Vardy gets arrested
>vulnerable face 'wot about muh kids'
>Vardy is slightly ignorant of somebodys origin
>stern face 'wot about muh money'
>>67279034
/bet/ is a big general.
>>67279044
can confirm /fit/ checking in..
I bet exclusively on U19 mens teams.
n-no homo
>>67279050
>eyes on BSC Young Boys
>>67279050
The answer I was looking for was "For you"
But it's nice to meet you gay boy.
I know it is mainstream and high standard but vikingur +2 @1,6 3way handi is pretty high in first game of the season where anything can happen
>Gary Martin will be really pumped up tonight
>>67279065
people on tt who shout instead of tip because they're yield is already devastatingly low.
too good
>>67279071
>It's a Big_Al shouts about a FGS bet.
It's a shame to see what you have become, Euan. Your narcissism and egocentric personality is slowly destroying you.
>>67278496
Your welcome britbong
>>67279093
>dutch people in charge of spelling
So question: do all of you use the TT? Why it's such a buggy shit site. Couldn't you lots just use the PGA forum?
>>67279110
I use it and yes, it's still pretty shit.
wew big gamble on White Christmas 1.00 Fairview SA
going small
>>67279101
>dutch people knowing the difference between grammar and spelling
>>67279110
It's the right amount of busy.
It's just /bet/
I like it more than blogabet
Notifictions on my phone
Big_Al isn't on PGA forum
>>67279125
I know it's you're or you are. Typingwise, it's the difference between your and youre.
>>67279126
>Implying Big_Al isn't Mackers
>>67279123
50/1 chance wins it kek
>Salgaocar equalize
>Jump out of bed to re-back Mohun Bagan
>Salagocar score seconds after the re-back is placed
2nd time in a row this has happened and betting wasn't suspended ; ;
>>67279160
reback mohun -0.5 ah and sw and DNB
they will win 2-3
maybe
Gib tips pls
>>67279248
mohun rt7 TINY
>>67279164
need like air
>>67279257
44444
Hopped on salgaocar SW @1.8 so I expect atleast 1 mohun goal here.
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MOHUN
>Place a cheeky OKC Energy DC bet at HT when they're 1-0 down before going to bed last night
>Wake up to discover they scored a 90+5 equaliser after GK spaghettis the ball from an easy save
Thank you Seattle 2 for being unironically terrible and predictable
mohun unreal
holy shit 333333333333333333
MOHUN FUCK YEAH.
>>67279164
you legend
>>67279164
what the fuck f a m
>>67279164
Mystic Mac in the house.
As expected, you can all thank me
still need warriors goal like AIR. gonna call it a day and enjoy my profits if it comes in
>>67279448
re-backed a 4th and 5th time when i read >>67279324
thanks buddy
All in all, #Netherlands quite nice and tasteful in a simple way, with room for improvement obviously. #Eurovision
Staging-wise, it's very subtle with the clock effect on the stage floor, but Douwe's performance is lacking the wow-factor. #Eurovision
BT such a fraud
Can't stop smacking city women, feel like i should be arrested.
>>67279470
What, you're laying the 1.11 favourite? /confus
>>67279466
There is a 'gap' in the music before the final chorus, where he will be doing something which we still don't know. #Netherlands #Eurovision
SHAKING
who here -1 1st half ah city slags?
Anyone got a stream for City slags?
>>67279559
Taking everything i can find, ends 5+
>>67279451
There you go friendo
111111
1
yield shot up 7% from these last two days alone, insane.
22222
2? What kind of slags are these?
>tfw betfair doesnt carry these slags
>tfw dutchcuckn
rebacked so hard i need 5-0 win, kek.
>>67279678
wins tbqh
is 1st half handi -0.5 worth getting on?
>>67279720
of course
Brno -0.25 ht looking solid
What Man City line shall I TT?
Need more city goals tbqhwy
>>67279827
they're not gonna score again, 2-0 is there favourite finish.
>tipping Dutch Tips lotto shite and a slags game thats over
Have you gone INSANE TT guy.
anyone here on almere fc sw
>>67279847
This tbqh
this ends 2-0
>>67279847
both win tbqh
Ararat -0.75 wins desu, absolutely dominating
>>67279847
TT guy here, I didnt post them but I'm on both so w/e
3/10s at most though
>too slow to TT this before first goals, but this ends 5-0+
Pmsl, crazy to think how many of you addicts just follow random posts
DEFINITE newbie on the TT lads
scared desu
>>67279880
I thought it was all just one guy now
>bron
mcbrutus SO loyal
>>67279900
Such a leech you mean
>>67277828
What is rball?
>>67279895
he opened it again
3 when?
SWEATING
>>67279847
This. Would love to get my hands on the greasy little sixth former that thought this was a good idea, Brno is decent enough but why tip -1 when -0.5/-0.75 has been available for half an hour?
>>67279936
Now
Willing to bet 100% of my roll that Euan is sabotaging the account
Im the guy that TT'd them lids, head's gone. Logged out in shame.
3-0, slags where are goals?
>>67279470
You're welcome.
AbsolutelyRektPmsl needs all the luck it can get
>>67279973
that wasnt me though. 7/10 on rball shit AND tipping the wrong team, wtf man
44444444 lel ty Manchester lovely ladies, you've earned an upgrade from slags. *le tips le hat*
Fucking 555555555555
>>67280002
Both called Yerevan. People should know which team to get on
5 digits coming in thanks to the slags
I LOVE WOMEN
>goal score sound when HT is called
Fucking 365 almost gave me a heart attack.
>>67280000
QUADS OF LUCK
>>67280038
>both called Yerevan
Read a book please.
Have house on ararat pmsl
>>67280002
>they don't score at least 1 more
PMSL at the thought
>>67280070
Stranger things have happened and I have the tears as well as the down sums to prove it.
Wanna get Brighton at evens but they will score before it happens ; ;
>all these doubters on the City slags
Kek amateurs in here
anywhere other than 365 you can do slags in the future?
had 3 accounts limited there.
Not a sports bet but you can get 1.62 on Labour to win the most seats after the SNP in the Scottish election on the 5th. I have genuine inside information from Labour party polls where they're certain they'll be the opposition.
pmsl
>>67280139
Great price on Trump to win presidency, too - at his last rally, he was introduced as 'the next president of the USA'. Get in on the fix lids
>>67280139
proof of polls? I want to lump on but feeling nervous
Last chance to get your Russia lays in before their first rehearsal in half an hour
>>67280156
Not really but genuinely my bird works for them and says its safe as
>>67280155
>literally throwing money away
>>67280139
Holyrood constituency vote: SNP 51%, LAB 19%, CON 18%, LDEM 6%
Holyrood regional vote: SNP 45%, CON 19%, LAB 17%, GRN 10%, LDEM 7%
The SNP are, obviously, set for another landslide win. The more surprising finding is that the Conservatives are in second place in the regional vote, which would likely leave them with the second largest number of MSPs. YouGov’s online polling has been showing a tight race between Conservative and Labour for second place for a while, but this is the first time MORI’s Scottish phone polling has shown the Scottish Tories catching Labour.
>>67280139
This is a good shout though, trust me I have a BSc in Political science
>>67280160
I'm on russia to not qualify @ 15 medium
i know it wont come in but i dont like eurovision
A R A R A T
surreal
>>67280160
Been here since December and I missed the meme and never bothered to ask:
What IS the Eurovision bet? Lay Russia until their price goes up?
>>67280182
>trust me I have a BSc in Political science
So that explains why you have to make money betting on womens soccer
>>67280181
I think Ruth Davidson has a lot of charm and will try to bring people over, but hating the tories is ingrained in almost every Scot desu I just don't see it
>>67280186
T E A R S
made 5k on city girls so far and putting 1k more on reback -1.5
am i gon get limited?
NOT PART OF THE SCRIPT
BEGGING euan to bring back the google group
>>67280209
BT here. Lay Russia, back Sweden, back Netherlands and also back Malta Top 10.
>>67280211
http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/scottish-tories-slip-behind-labour-in-holyrood-election-poll-1-4115963
The regional vote's slipping too, Labour only just released their manifesto which has a lot of lefty policies which obviously resonate well here.
>>67280246
Going to need some info, my book is currently as red as Chris Morris' face
>>67280139
what stake should I TT this at?
>>67280271
>Aberdeen Slags
>Lincoln
>Zamora
>Man City Slags
"Book is red"
Why......
Notts women DNB Liverpool are missing their african girl (top scorer)
>>67280282
My eurovision book you melt
>>67280282
>book
Ironi that you clearly can't read
>>67280289
>>67280285
Sorry I'll leave....
>>67280284
zzzz betting too easy
>>67280284
VOID THIS
>>67280246
How much do you lads have on this?
I'm putting £20 on each one.
>>67280366
£3000 in total
>>67280366
low 4 figgys all in all
>>67280271
>>67280246
Please respond, currently offered a cash out for a £400 loss
>>67280327
Not posting anything in future, just showing you lot how easy it is.
need a Brno goal like a breeze of fresh air
first Absoluterekt tip i get on as well ffs
>>67280393
It wasn't a proper tip desu, bad bet and bad form for tipping it
>>67280393
Hahaha, dont worry famalam
>>67280384
>just came here to brag
>not gonna post any more
ok
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>didnt get on Zenit when they were @3.4
it hurts
AbsolutelyRektPmsl about to be up INSANE amounts
Based czech incomprehensible words youngsters
>>67280470
And he voided a bet earlier as nobody could get on, what a good, honest man. Tears in my eyes when I saw that void.
5 Goals first half
0 Second
Girls let the steam off and brought on their less played subs. Tears.
>>67280470
>>67280489
He's truly the hero that tt doesn't deserve, but that they need.
>>67280423
came here to spoon feed you leeches but think its time i just leech like the rest of you desperately waiting for euan
2.1 for the Germany Legends seems insane
6666666666666666666
>>67280548
England team is better imo
>>67280495
66666
Anyone else betting insane on beach soccer?
My new favourite sport
Those dancing chicks in audience, incredible tunes, fifa street style play, doggy disrupting play, always winning on handis.
>>67280246
What info do you guys have so far? I mean why lay Russia and back Sweden and Holland?
I know he hasn't posted a write up yet cause he hasn't submitted his disso
Shaking over this olimpija women starting soon
>>67280284
Asia piece of piss
>>67280568
Where'd you even watch that
>>67280555
German squad is definitely better and you've got to imagine they'll try to keep the playing time fairly equally spread out
>>67280583
live stream on 365, have you not been following the shrewd bets this weekend on it?
Medium win on Verde v England
Large win on Verde v Spain
Medium win on Spain v England
Didn't get on portugal because watching spain v england, but it didn't come in.
Also you can fullscreen bet365 streams by using the popout player and using Ctrl + Scroll to enlarge page.
bet the farm on jacare souza
-0.5 city slags @3
Shrewd or Lewd?
>>67280613
>o7.5 goal line
So so shrewd
>>67280548
>SW @2.10
>-0.5 @1.80
:)
>>67280613
Really toying with unders
>bet365 inplay layout just changed
what
7 when pls
>implying it's not coming home
5 - 1 incoming.
55555555
AbsolutelyRektPmsl SURREAL
Won't be crying if Jack Whitehall gets his legs snapped by Ballack
England legends v Germany legends, channel 5
>>67280739
fuck off PGA scum
EscBelgium LIVE @escbelgiumLIVE 58s59 seconds ago
Sergey just felt off the stage #Eurovision #LIVE ^MB
BT so surreal
>>67280613
Never heard of half these players
>>67280754
Fucking casual
(Me neither)
>>67280754
>>67280778
>They don't know Steve Howey
Get out.
>>67280754
Some better quality info for you clueless football """"fan"""
>>67280784
I know steve howey pal. Never heard of lewis, cohen, strong or richardson. Haven't heard of half the kraut team either, but then who watched 90s bundesliga?No one
>>67280789
>sven hannawald
pmsl
>>67280789
Exactly this as good reasons for getting on Germany.
German squad is all players and even the worst of them were at least decent.
England squad is 25% celebs and half the players are either well past it or weren't particualrly good to start with.
>no to win 2nd half market
Trader so incredibly shrewd
>>67280823
>sven hannawald
>>67280815
>Never heard of lewis, cohen, strong or richardson
pmsl nibs
>>67280835
Ok but all the rest are former pros, England squad has a bunch of non-pros
@1.72 now not worth it anymore ; ;
>>67280876
will go LARGE 2nd half
>>67280823
>half the players are well past it
well it is a legends game ffs
Is Germany the bet?
England look old af
Calijah doing laps right now
Russia out to 3.55 from 3.25, the drift is in
Absolute value atthe incoming goalfest of olimpija slags vs maribor slags
Olimpija women -1.75 first half
>Lino is ancient
helps Germany desu
Danny Robinson SUCH a DRIP
>>67280937
>Olimpija women -1.75 first half
-1.25 sorry
>Germany SW
>Pic related
>Brighton
paying for my impatience again
>>67280884
Yeah but Ballack and Lehmann only retired a couple of years back and are absolute class and a lot of the other Germany players only retired 5ish years ago.
England meanwhile fielding Peter Beardsley, Graeme Le Saux, Darren Anderton, John Moncur and similar who retired 10+ years ago and are still among the better players in the England team.
Sure Rio and Anton will be decent and I expect David James still fairly sharp but German squad looking better in terms of quality and fitter imo.
>Trying to play a 4-6-2
Top trickery
Pmsl James is going to be in on the fix here lads, that lttl rat is still bankrupt.
Does Turnisce 0.0 lose?
>>67280921
did I get memed here?
not looking strong on the stream
PMSL literally losing all of todays profit in minutes
>>67281061
Looks like it mate, 16-17 rball so far
>>67281087
devastating state of play
fuck is wingrove
not even on the teamsheet
Maribor slags dominating this game.
Hold me.
Holy shit Brighton
FFS. Ending a good run with absolutely disastrous losses. Not even the Brighton goal gets me out of this hole.
>Lee Mack comes on
>Germany price plummets from 1.72 to 1.61
pmsl
Selby surreal
If i was on England Germany would be up 3 by now
G E R M A N Y
SO SO MAJESTIC
Iceland u16 so good
Olimpija Women -1.0
DOES NOT LOSE
1111111111
>>67281365
>posting from 1-0
zzzz
>>67281450
scored 1 min ago
posted 5 min ago
LEAVE
Germany surreal
Up LIFE.
>People actually thought that tez England team had a chance
>Russia rehearsal finished now,still cant find video,but huge raise,it seems he is awful like i expect.
>>67281456
No one had time to get on. Please void
What is absolutelyrektpmsl on about?
>>67281479
i got 300 on pleb, auto update thread on computer + phone app for 365
>>67281467
Literally who?
>>67281499
Is this real?
The ultimate leech.
Jeremy Lynch about to get shown up in front of all the youtube KSI addicts who match his skill montages.
Cant's wait for him to get steamrollered by Owomoyela
>>67281576
This. Those skills so meaningless. Almost zero practical usage in a match.
>>67281576
no one knows what you're talking about you stinking wog
>Ballack actually complaining about tackles in a ""legends"" match on channel 5
Hate Germans so much
>>67281627
>This guy
Are you literally not watching the match that has been discussed at some length in this thread?
>>67281642
Was a shitty tackle desu
on Eng +1.5 from here
surely Germany wont go for a steamroll on a fun gimmick game
>>67281642
Shut up you cunt he's right
>>67281668
They're Germans, of course they will steamroll.
>>67281668
Would not touch with a barge pole especially given England's bench
>>67281668
>germans
>fun allowed
>>67281653
>Jeremy Lynch about to get shown up in front of all the youtube KSI addicts who match his skill montages.
can't be older than 19 pmsl
>>67281576
He's on the England team in the legends game or wut?
>>67281696
>Is aware of youtube personalities
>Must be under 20 years old
ok whatever you say lid
>>67281702
Yeah he's just been subbed on
>>67281696
What are you getting at? Because he heard the description of who he is from the commentator or is otherwise aware of who that guy is then he must be young? I really don't get your point.
