walkcunt on suicide watch edition
1st for walkcunt on suicide watch
Is there even a game on today? Fuck is this thread for cunt?
If you say shitposting I'm gonna coward punch you
>>67276608
to discuss the greatest game of all
>mfw that kiwipoof predicted the Titans v Storm game to be "close" and captaining Cameron Smith wouldn't be a good decision
>mfw 38-0 and Cam Smith was the highest scoring sc player this round
>soccer is the world game
>rugby union is the game played in heaven
>mfw this means rugby league is the game played in hell
>>67276703
How can they call it the world game when it's not played in every country?
gonna get some ribs and burgers
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/five-banned-warriors-players-mixed-prescription-drugs-with-energy-drinks-report/news-story/58e28e5a63bbe6287a6dcabcf5005941?nk=53ee2c6d708d6a9542e6d1b434649598-1462167894
based daniel
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/05/02/south-africa-afraid-rugby-league/
>>67276663
Yeah I got comprehensively exposed.
Don't know where his second try assist came from though.
Absolutely disgusting behavior from the grubs at the Warriors.
They should all be cut out like a cancer.
>>67276663
Lmao Cam Smith has two try assists and a line break according to SC
Everyother stats site has him with either one try assist, or one last touch assist.
This is literal Thurston try assist maymay
>>67276590
NZ on track to make it 4 wins in a row against Aus desu
Who is the GOAT codehopper?
>literally being a seething damage controlling crybabby because you were NOT elite enough to know Based Cam Smith was the best captain choice this round
Allo usos
Hoping those boys all the best. Drug abuse stems from systemic racism and toxic masculinity. What the Warriors coaching staff need is education on pacific island values and culture, and some good PI ladies in the staff to formulate superior tactics. We've tried men's coaches and that doesn't work. Time for the girls to take over.
terrible OP
terrible thread
even worse than poosterbitch's threads
Just had some ribs&burgers. Good stuff.
>>67277521
Kek. I wasn't crying over anything. He'll lose points and drop to about 80 anyway.
>i-i'm n-not crying or in d-damage control m-mode
>j-just y-you w-wait
>>67277693
I enjoy these episodes we have. How does my top score this round look from your angle?
Can someone tell me what the fuck Brad Fittler was thinking with that City team?
>>67277706
The top scorer is only beating the next by 2, and every update it changes 20-50
Good luck with these bipolar scorers
>>67277721
>freddy
>thinking
>mfw the tears of kiwipoof after he didn't captain Cam Smith
>>67277721
Coaches aren't releasing players for rep teams. They don't actually have the power to do this, but no one calls them on their shit
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walkcunt on suicide watch
walkgod
>>67277470
NRL players need to be more like this guy. He is handsome as fuck, educated, well spoken, respectful and not a bogan. NRL will never full take off in this country nor worldwide until the league is full of players like him.
>>67277813
>Educated.
>Grew up in New Zealand.
Haha.
>>67277778
Fuck, so close to dedicating walkbro the gets he deserves
>>67277813
It's because of his God-tier Filipino genetics.
>>67277813
kys redditor
Elijah Taylor granted immediate release and has sign with the Tigers
>>67277840
found the redditor
>>67277813
I agree, NRL players should follow his example. He is an excellent role model because he listens to his mother. He treats his girlfriend very well and is a feminst.
>>67277858
Should get 80 minutes given how bad the Tigers back row is and average 50+ from here on out. Could be a good mid-pricer over the byes when he bottoms out.
>Be Issac Luke
>Leave the team you spent 8 years and won a premiership with to go play the rest of your career in your home country (who he also eventually captained at the end of the season)
>get off to a bad start to the season
>your hyped up team is actually not very good
>get dropped from the national team for a shit cunt like Danny Levi
Feel sorry for the guy 2bh
>Be Issac Luke
>Try to break cousin's league because he chose to play for a different country
>>67277872
so we've come to the point where we as men can't be actual gentlemen without being made fun of and memed?
no wonder society has gone to shit
>making a thread outside a game day
Fuck off with your social club you autist
>>67277893
He should have listened to his mothers advice. If you want to be successful, you need to speak with your mother every day.
>>67277912
>being anti social in real life AND on the internet
suck to be you
>>67277908
And now Rangi Chase is in the English second division
>>67277893
He's on 800k a year.
He doesn't give a shit about performing well anymore.
>>67277928
>being so pathetic you need to make threads on the sports section of an anime forum for social interaction
TOP LEL
>>67277914
This is worse than Fatuvei. When I hired you to do this I honestly expected better. I know you're doing it for free but at least put some effort in, buddy.
http://www.last.fm/user/StopDropAndROFL
>>67277939
>being so void of any human contact that you post in threads on an anime website that you hate just to get replies
honestly feel sorry for you
>>67277941
If you have family problems, don't take your anger out online on women. Just because I'm a female it doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
>>67277961
Tone down the feminazi gimmick and put your own spin on it. The little originality that Fatuvei had was what made it sometimes likeable.
We should try to get on the same period cycle sisters
>>67277980
this gimmick isn't working for you. take the trip off and try something else.
Is there anything more pathetic than a "man" whose only social interaction is on 4chan?
>>67277986
You can't just "turn off" your gender
>>67277961
>>67277980
Tits or get the fuck out
>>67277994
Not with that attitude
>>67277991
this guy>>67277939
>>67277995
>>67278005
Haha I haven't read such stupid 4chan comments in years.
Get it together boys. Girls literally RUN 4chan now.
what's rc's tripcode
that last GoT episdoe has absolutely ruined Carice van Houten's body for me
>>67277517
walker
>>67278119
pleb detected
>>67278119
A woman's body is her own. It's not there for you.
>>67277517
why the fuck would you need to lav mic the watercunt
fucking yawnion
>>67278184
I've reported you to the relevant authorities. WalkGOD will be by to reprimand you shortly.
Power Rankings soon.
>>67278184
Yummy ;-)
>>67278245
Hi Daniel
>>67278251
Protip: Any New Zealander that isn't you is me, KiwiGod apparently.
>>67278266
Nah, I just knew it was you daniel because you love dick.
hi is this the /afl/
>>67278284
nah you don't get a point for missing here m8 xD
>>67278305
this makes ZER0 sense to me
>>67278305
>being mad that you don't live in GODbourne
/nrl/ Post Round 9 Power Rankings
Elite
>1. Smithy's Shaft*
>2. Huggybears
>3. The Angry Samoans
Very Good
>4. Barba Shop Quartet*
>5. Schedule Babbies
>6. Meme
>7. Bread Pilled
>8. Liu DiCaprio's
Good
>9. Broncucks Ltd.
>10. The Fabulous
>11. 2 Myles Per Gallen
>12. Gummi Bears RLC
>13. Beddington
Decent
>14. ShigGODs
>15. LaffinGOAT.jpg
OK
>16. Joe Flacco
>17. Psychological Edge
Bad
>18. Tahi Rua Taniwha
>19. NRLEL FC
Very Bad
>20. Conviction
>21. Feminine Bulge
Exceptionally Bad
>22. Dead by 3rd Round
*Only plays in the 12 man league.
>>67278324
>tfw haven't moved up despite winning the last 2 weeks
>>67278365
I assume this is Michael. Beating shitters won't move you up ranks. Also >losing to Convict.
>>67278378
Guess I just have to keep winning then
>>67278387
I hope you do because you play Meme who looks like a serious threat right now. Best of luck.
>>67278324
>6. Meme
>placings for last 5 rounds 1, 3, 4, 2, 2*
This is why your rankings are a bit shit m8. Meanwhile huggybears last 5 rds have been 14, 15, 2, 3.5 4* and you have him in 2nd.
>>67278472
I see what you mean. I think the problem with my method is that I think I still have the early rounds somewhat impacting my ranks.
I may shift to a 5 round average system instead, but in my defense Huggybears has scored higher than Meme over the course of the year.
Posts yours mate, I want to see where I am.
>>67278492
will do now, scores were just finalised
>>67278324
Wow mate how did I move up to first?
>>67278588
>>67278588
>>67278588
Autism ™ Power rankings
1. Meme
2. Broncucks Ltd.
3. Bread Pilled
4. The Angry Samoans
5. Schedule Babbies
6. Liu DiCaprio's
7. Huggybears
7. The Fabulous
9. Beddington
10 2 Myles Per Gallen
11. ShigGODs
12. LaffinGOAT.jpg
13. Gummi Bears RLC
14. Joe Flacco
15. NRLEL FC
16. Psychological Edge
17. Tahi Rua Taniwha
18. Feminine Bulge
19. conviction
20. Dead by 3rd round
>>67278601
You've got the second highest total points (behind Angry Samoans who is now inactive)
You almost top scored twice in a row and haven't had a bad round in ages.
Bit sad to see you lose to BSQ like that.
>>67278608
Thanks man. By the way, who is it that posts these ones, N?
>>67278608
I'm undefeated at the moment, however I'm going to shit the bed hard the next few rounds.
Injuries in key positions are hurting me bad, but the worst thing is I didn't offload Mbye after he got that huge price increase.
I am NOT a supercoach.
>>67278608
who are the angry samoans?
>>67277991
Did they bop afterwards? I feel like Anne Hathaway would be a good root desu
>>67278738
Im holding Mbye too mate. No point selling him now so may as well have him be bye coverage for round 12. Theres always the possibility he goes 100+ again and we get some okay profit from him.
>>67278790
He's never gonna score big again. Josh Reynolds just keeps getting too much ball.
/nrl/ is the most autistic community on 4chan
>>>/qa/511834
>>67278866
that guy spamming isnt from /nrl/, it's some newcunt that has delusions of grandeur and thinks he is saving 4chan by reverse shitposting
probably because I stole his quad 8 get walkgod posting and now he is literally obsessed with us when we dont give a fuck
Roosterbitch Ltd.
>>67278920
I hope you were really horny when you were doing it, sounds regrettable
>>67278920
whatd it taste like?
>>67279102
Like skin. And a bit like soap.
It was in the shower.
last for walkgod
Eels confirmed wooden spoon.
who to replace tedesco with?
>>67280082
Sell him for a minimum wage player, and use the free money to upgrade the rest of your side.
>>67280082
Boyd
Ethan Lowe and Greg Inglis both going to Brisbane next season.
>>67280145
Good. Go shit up their shitty team.
last for cocks and faggots
walkcunt on suicide watch
>tfw when i wake up the eels will be on the bottom of the ladder
walkcunt on suicide watch
Good morning.
Leicester just won the Premier League, lads.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>67290240
hazardddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Eels on pooicide watch.
Parra stripped of all points.
>parra docked 12 points, allowed to earn points once they're under the cap
how does /nrl/ rate their chances of still sneaking into the 8?
>>67301883
Who will they have to cut to get under the cap?
>Parra on suicide watch
>Leicester won the Premier League
Perfect.
so this means they're well over the cap for this season too right? so every team that lost to them should be seething. kekking at the dogs who've played them twice and lost both times
Knights on comeback watch
>
>>67302279
Watmough will retire and they'll try to give Paulo an early release to Canberra
>intentionally breach the cap for 5 of the past 6 years
>still over the cap
>still allowed to earn points this season
>still can play finals
What a joke. But we all knew they would only get a token punishment, being a "traditional" club.
>>67305050
If they were actually good like Melbourne or Canterbury were, they would have been given a bigger punishment.
Feel sorry for the Bulldogs and Cowboys who have had to play an illegal team twice.
>>67303500
If bulldogs weren't shit it wouldn't have been a problem.
>cheating the cap for 4 years and coming dead last twice
>>67305940
>with hayne in your team
>>67306672
Of course they'd come last when they try to get a bad nfl player to play NRL.
>>67305050
Weren't they bitching about not having money for 5 of those past 6 years too?
Reminder that these are only preliminary results, and there is always the possibility their punishment will actually be lighter.
>>67307682
Schadenskontrolle
>Melbourne breach the cap by $1.7 million
>can't play for premiership points
>Parramatta breach the cap by $3 million
>can still play for points
>>67306672
Hayne was overrated
walkcunt is in this very thread and has made numerous posts.
>>67308480
No I'm not
Based hand of god saving my Knights from the spoon again
Corey Norman's manager is saying he could get pushed out.
Considering it's his manager he's probably just saying that for more $$$, Norman isn't worth 500k + a season
>>67308654
Knights will still probably get the spoon m8.
Who will the Knights beat the rest of this year? Can't see them winning another game.
All pooramatta need to do is win 3 games to avoid the spoon.
What a joke of a punishment.
They don't even have to return the Auckland 9s prize money.
>>67308838
Knights will beat the Tigers if they play again and potentially the Storm (bogey team meme). They're a chance to beat the Titans at home if that's scheduled too.
with parramatta rubbed out the gulf between the top 4 and the rest of the "contenders" is even larger than it was before. the fact the bulldogs are the "next best" after the top 4 teams is a testament to how poor the competition really is this year. it feels like 2013 again
>>67305940
kek
KEK
>>67308886
Knights just lost 38-0 to the team placed last at the time.
They won't win anything this year.
>>67308480
All NRL posts are guided by the will of walkgod
In the near future World Rugby will govern all and will we just refer to the different games as 15s, 13s and 7s
Having double pies for dinner guys.
Steak and mushroom for main course and then apple and cinnamon for dessert
Thought you might want to know
>>67309367
Nice.
I've got left over fried rice for dinner.
>>67308952
2013 was one of the better recent seasons. In my opinion, easily the best since 2011.
2012 had 2 teams clearly ahead of everyone else, with another few good teams in a tier of their own chasing them.
2013 saw the Roosters as the clear elite team, but we had a few other good teams competing with them that weren't too far behind.
2014 was a horrible year. The three top teams were all inconsistent throughout the year. The fact that the Roosters were the best team of the regular season says a lot about the year. The Rabbitohs peaked at the right time whereas the other two dropped late in the year. By the end of the year, the Bulldogs were the second best team and were still miles behind the Rabbitohs, who weren't even that good,
In 2015 we had three teams well ahead of everyone else. It was obvious for quite some time it was a three horse race.
2016 has 4 team that look around each others level and there is still a long time to go. This season isn't that bad and neither was '13.
>>67308952
kek roosters are now only 2 wins off the 7th and 8th placed teams. I reckon they're definitely making the 8, such is the quality of the competition beneath the top 4.
>>67309421
having a good holiday statscunt?
Pooramatta will definitely play finals.
They need to lose 4 games to miss the 8.
Which teams in their piss easy draw will get a win against them?
>>67309421
Rice is elite.
Cheap, easy to cook, filling, healthy and I think the taste is decent.
Who is Parra letting go lads?
>>67309484
cronulla, penrith, broncos and roosters. keep in mind they've already lost to two of those teams this year
>>67309498
they'll give paulo an early release considering he's gone next year anyway.
>>67309484
Melbourne is probable, Cronulla and Brisbane are very likely.
Penrith and Roosters also have decent chances.
>>67309498
Semi Radradra.
>>67278324
Is Gummi Bears RLC finished?
He had two players who werent even playing in his side last couple of weeks
>>67309452
2016 will be like last year in the sense of 3 teams being far ahead (Sharks, Cowboys, Broncos). Melbourne aren't as good as their record or last 2 wins suggest and they were in virtually the same position this time last year (in fact if they lose to the cowwies they'll have the same 7-3 record after 10 rounds). I reckon they'll drop off during origin and if some other team gets their shit together that 4th spot could be theirs, otherwise I think Melbourne will sneak into top 4 again with a record more befitting a 5th-8th team
>>67309609
Cunt scored over 1.1k with 15 players. He will make the eight if he tries.
>>67309367
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/03/arroz-caldo-chicken-rice-soup-recipe.html
I'm making this
You now remember Reality Check
>>67309623
Yeah Melbourne's draw has been really soft and they haven't been tested yet aside from the Bulldogs and a pretty average Sharks side.
They'll drop off at some point but I expect their experience to bring them back to an extent at the end of season.
The table will also likely tighten when the three elite teams get messed up by Origin commitments.
>>67309609
hell be fine
This year is my first time doing supercoach, how many people make the finals in a 12 man league? 6 or 8?
>>67309907
Pretty sure its 8.
>>67309907
Top 8
>>67309907
everyone but poosterbitch will make the finals
I was told that this is where all the golden seed originate from, but I have to say that I am not impressed
I could make better memes out of a children's storybook
>>67310311
it did all originate from here, but those glory years have passed. this poomunity is a shadow of it's former self, and every other poomunity is just a cheap imitation of this one from a few years ago
>>67310311
They didn't, /nrl/ didn't even exist pre-flags
>>67310402
We literally had a sticky in the pre flag era.
>mfw I just heard The Project say "The biggest salary cap breach in the NRL in half a decade"
>HALF A DECADE
>the shitty of the national thugby league
>>67310770
>watching the social justice project
>>67310770
>The Project
stopped reading there
walkcunt on suicide watch
I want to get my first tattoo, what should I get
>>67311054
>>67311054
A dick right in the middle of your forehead
>>67311054
parramatta eels 2016 premiers
>>67310424
A sticky does not a poomunity make
walkcunt on suicide watch
Where did everyone go?
>It's an autosaged thread episode
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