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NEWS:
>Bellator guy gets part of his leg cut off
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/bellator-jordan-parsons-reportedly-has-portion-of-leg-amputated-following-hit-and-run
>Big John says Goob was guaranteed 10 million
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/30/11542986/referee-john-mccarthy-says-conor-mcgregor-was-guaranteed-10-million
>Hoger Ghacie talks about ONE FC title shot
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/1/11543406/roger-gracie-wants-to-win-one-championship-belt-for-family-legacy-mma
>5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
This one's guaranteed to be a shitshow, right?
FIRST FOR GIVE ME THE LITHKEK FOR HEEM 1,
>>67273700
>coming back from job interview, didn't get it but they said they will keep my application on file
>>67273758
http://www.sherdog.com/events/Venator-FC-3-Palhares-vs-Meek-50513
>>67273780
>>67273764
Turk is ranked 9.
You beat turk, neverlander & winner of BM vs croat and youve got your shot
>>67273573
Be VERY careful.
![12799165_1118214358239682_3429396013081229617_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xi3LSBi.jpg "12799165_1118214358239682_3429396013081229617_n[1].jpg")
Anyone else think Gabi Garcia is kinda cute?
>>67273863
Alright then. We're set.
I want two more fights this year.
When's Heem 3 and 4 happening? I need a rest for 2.
When's Heem's 1 official date for that matter?
>>67273882
Don't get me started on that.
If Jon Jones was a Barista he'd be Jon Scones
>>67273838
>>67274041
who /bum/ here
>>67273908
the card isnt all at once, as soon as you and turk are on we can set a date for your individual fight.
netherlands is the most autistic cuck on /heem/
british posters contribute quite literally nothing of importance
this place is actually a shithole right now
>>67273838
>going to job interviews
everyone, lets laugh at this goof
>>67273853
pretty decent card 2bh, its even got Cody Mckenzie. Not sure who "Meek" is but hes going to have trouble walking
>>67274528
He's one of the best underground rappers atm
>>67273853
Venator got Imanari for their first card. They should bring him back.
why are leg locks so sexy
what happened to the ufc embeddeds?
>>67273905
Welcome to the team
>>67274464
How else would you get a job?
>>67274669
HIGH TEST
>>67274795
>
>>67274669
I'd feed an entire Bulgarian gypsy family with those legs.
>flying knee edition
>no anderson flying knee bisping
op is a faggot
![KeBZf9v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sdaSC6c.jpg "KeBZf9v[1].jpg")
Is there anything Ngannou can't do?
>>67274041
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>67274075
>Card isn't even figured out yet
>>67274367
>netherlands is the most autistic cuck on /heem/
>british posters contribute quite literally nothing of importance
Agreed with both. But neither do Aussies so what the hell?
>>67274940
how's this
>>67274969
>>67275054
silva has a glass chin. hall gonna meme kick him his lights out.
>>67274969
All men come second to Schaub.
>>67275088
What the fuck? I thought Schaub was gay?
>>67275054
Based Bisbong delivering the performance of his life. If he brought this game in every fight he'd not only escape perpetual gatekeeper mode but he could arguably dethrone Cockhold.
>>67275100
dummy
>>67274464
>>67274669
Whats your perfect woman heem?
![aline[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hW41Pw8.jpg "aline[1].jpg")
will we ever see women vs teenage boys in the ufc lads?
>>67275145
He's a homo, right? That chick's just a beard, right?
>>67275183
a 7 foot tall Asian woman with knockout power in both hands
>>67274969
>>67275066
>>67275088
TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
I NEED THE MEMES FOR MYSELF
>>67275054
ees normal
Silva at this point is a memefighter, he doesnt need to prove anything anymore
>>67275183
she has to know how to heem a man
>>67275190
hopefully not
>>67275230
People often accuse him of always being roided to the gills - do you agree or do you think he just started roids when he needed to recover from his tragic leg snappy?
>>67275293
He didn't get good until he was in his 30s. You don't magically become world class between the ages of 32 and 38, when you were an average fighter at 27. He was roiding his whole UFC career.
>>67275293
I have no idea
Silva always had a shit body, i dont believe he was a long term roider
Btw roids dont give you that technique and matrix skills
I dont actually care btw, i love to see Silva fights
>>67275320
>the Nogs gave him some magical pills and he became fantastic overnight
Yeah he definitely didn't adapt his style and work on his grappling skills or anything
>>67275341
>I dont actually care btw, i love to see Silva fights
I agree with that sentiment too. There really is nobody quite like Silva. Every fight is just so unique and special.
>>67275341
You have no idea what you're talking about. PEDs help tremendously with recovery. Which allows you to train harder, longer, and more frequently than non-roiders. So yes, they absolutely do give you technique and matrix skills.
>>67275237
that's gotta hurt
>>67275421
>he actually does think that the Nogs gave him some magical pills and he became fantastic overnight
>>67275387
Dude got beat by Daiju fucking Takase, who is an actual can, and Ryo Chonan. When he was 28, 10 years into his MMA career. He was never that good while fighting under an even playing field.
The FIRST time he was randomly tested, he popped. Every sign points to him being a long-time roider, and that's how he'll go down in history.
>>67275506
Sage Northcutt (theoretically)
>>67275506
jared rosholt
>>67275506
Francisco Trevino
>>67275506
Bisbong.
>>67275478
I know who Daijua Takase is and I know that Anderson was beating the shit out of him until the triangle, and come on now son he got hit with a flying legscissor takedown into a heelhook, how do you prepare for that.
I didn't see him getting fucked by Carlos Newton's jits, who was a better fighter than either of those two.
He started training with the Nogs and stopped fighting like a retarded Chute Boxe faggot. Might have been on the shit the whole time, I don't know, but it seems pretty ridiculous to claim that he was never good in the first place if anyone who takes roids is meant to become a division clearing god yet cans and middle of the pack guys alike pop too.
>>67275506
Daniel Cormier.
>>67275506
seo hee ham
>>67275564
You clearly didn't watch that fight, because Daiju controlled him from the top the whole fight then got a mounted triangle. Takase was beating on him from top the whole fight, Anderson was never in it.
Chonan was beating him on the feet and on the ground. Right before he hits that scissor heel hook, Bas comments on how Silva has to finish because he's losing the decision clearly.
Go back and rewatch the fights instead of reading about them on Sherdog.
>>67274669
THICC
I almost feel bad for Conor. The Fertitas / Dana (whichever version you prefer) pulling him from UFC 200 is vile. What if their actions cause Conor to humble down to Earth and make him lose all his top bantz and persona? Give this man his 10 million paycheck so his ego can propel to to a different galaxy and we can all enjoy the fireworks.
>>67273908
>
Khabib would fucking destroy your entire country in a 3 day tourney. The fucker may be the greatest diversified fighter of all time.
>>67275711
>He fell for the Khabib meme
Oh boy, can't wait for him to find his N8 and shut you Mosque going cunts up for good.
>>67275711
>he fell for the khabib meme
lads i came up with a new meme, pls save and share
>>67275731
I'm a Roman Catholic; his pedigree speaks for itself (outside the UFC more than inside)
>>67275743
>Literally falling for the meme
N8 incoming.
>>67275711
>falling for the khabib meme
be careful
>>67275764
>Auto] 1 new post
>caring what a no champion frog says
>>67275669
I know this is trolling(?) but it's kinda to bad that they can't let him get away with it.
Next event he'd just double down, plus it would open the floodgates for fighters.
I keep thinking back to the Brandon Vera situation, they were hyping that guy up a lot. 2 Division champion talks, 'big' Philippine following which at the time was a market they wanted. And at the end of the day he asked for like an extra 100k or something? Who really knows, but the ufc froze his contract and benched him for 1-2 years over it. When he came back they just fed him to savages until he lost enough luster for them to cut.
Not like they could do the same here, but man the ufc loves their strong arm tactics.
>>67275737
Thanks, saved to C:\memes\images\sp\heem\characters\wrestling_coaches
is france the top heel of /heem/?
>>67275778
It's not just me saying it, senpai.
You're literally buying into McGoober like hype minus the personality and added the distasteful Muslim fundamentalist persona.
/heem/ was good once believe it or not
now its all about tripflagging and shitposting
i blame australia and france, even canada was never this bad with his embed posting
>>67275783
>Muh floodgates
Why doesn't everyone realise how much bullshit that is?
When people ask for preferential treatment and they don't get it, you can simply point at McGoober's record money making.
It's like "You see these numbers over the past 8 months? Did YOU pull these numbers in? No? Sit down then". AND JUST LIKE THAT, it is over, no floodgates, no bullshit, nothing.
>>67275807
Where's your avatar you fucking faggot?
>>67275807
Make /heem/ great again?
By the way, do you think Wonderboy is going to get wrestle funked by the rorboy?
I hope Wondere boy meme-heems Rory
>>67275824
>>67275824
Man Why are French negros so huge? I rarely see Demetrious looking motherfuckers in France, it's all gorillas.
man I had an interesting dream just now.
it was some apocalyptic shit and these space locusts type creatures killed fucking everything like a tyranid or a zerg and humanity was trying to come up with something to stop them but they all got too fucked up before they could plan something big. On some space colony they had built something that reflected the space locusts attacks back but they temporarily grew in intelligence and destroyed the weak point of the machine and killed everyone.
so im with joe rogan with like 7 other people and we are like the last humans remaining on earth hidden out just waiting for death. Joe and me are talking and he is smoking weed and said dude what if these are the greys. like good guy greys. Whoever made them figured out that teleporter problem and found out that you are the exact same person if you are broken down moleculary and reconstructed and these greys are under orders by who made them to save us from some bigger intergalactic problem and will reconstruct us after its over. I took a hit and woke up
>>67275783
I hate it too. I hope they kiss and make up sooner rather than later... for the greater good
>>67275855
you see what you want to see you fucking cuck, makelele was like 5'8
>>67275855
can confirm, went to paris and nice, lots of nigs everywhere (nice was like 50% nigs 50% algerians, the only whites were the odd turists lol), and they are twice the size of our nigs
>>67275901
Probably the best defensive midfielder Real Madrid has ever had.
>We
>>67274979
I know you're a complete braindead 189'er but you can't possibly think that. The only people that even talk about mma are aussies, half the burgers and most of the rares, like my Bangladeshi bro
Raging Drunk Al alert
https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA
>>67275926
>madrid sold him and bought david mcmeme
top kek
>>67275948
what? you are part black?
>>67275949
>https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA
what a goof
i would heem this loser so fast and send him into a vicious cycle of alcoholism ending in him blowing his brains out
fuck that guy
>>67275956
For the last time, I'm not Ngannou god damn it.
>>67275948
literally fucking retarded kek
come pull up pierre
>>67275948
you're ngannou aren't you? we love you here, /heem/'s official big BULL
>>67275956
he said he was a 7-0 mma fighter, he's probably black too desu.
>>67275948
I remember reading about that black guy from the French Revolution. Tommy Dumas. Pretty interesting.
>Born in Saint-Domingue, Thomas-Alexandre was of mixed race, the son of Alexandre Antoine Davy de la Pailleterie, a white French nobleman and Marie-Cessette Dumas, an enslaved mother of African descent. He was born into slavery because of his mother's status but was also born into nobility because of his father's.
A noble slave! What a way to start off.
>>67275951
>>67275981
marie-cessette must have had some top tier bunda
>>67275967
Lapilus? Please fight more, you're an underrated prospect at 135
Who's ready for ONE FC? Only $10 you cheap fucks. Pony up the dough.
>>67275990
>sold robben and sneijder
>bought tsuu man and kakar
>tsuu man stat pad
>kakar flops
>sneijder and robben goat it up and reach final in madrid while madrid get knocked out by >lyon
thanks fampai
>>67275968
Mate, you better pipe down or I'm heeming you at Heem 1.
>>67275974
God damn it.
>>67275981
>We used to cuck the blackies
How the tables have turned.
>>67276007
Why do I have to be black? It may seem like I'm talking silly but there are some WHITEYS left in France.
>>67276002
This. Post USADA Brazilian fighters are shit. Post USADA Brazilian posters are nice.
>>67276014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1OTtyvcYW8
>>67276028
just say who you are already lad, atleast post bod with ts so i can make sure u aren't ngannou
>>67276029
kek
>>67276028
Are you a shitskin?
>>67276054
>>67276075
God damn it.
Alright, I wanted to save this for UFC 200 and Heem 1, but I'll admit it.
Remember how I keep defending France and what not? I'm not actually French, I'm a Scandinavian cunt who competes. Not Gustafsson tho. Not even Swedish.
I'm sorry to disappoint your BULL hopes.
>>67276122
are you latifi?
>>67276146
After a couple years with you guys I'm not sure if I love you all or hate you.
>Latifi competing in the post USADA era
How?
>>67276146
>riding_home_dinner.jpg
>>67276146
>>67276161
hes natty, got them arab bull genetics.
so you'll reveal who you are around 200? why?
>>67276172
wut
>>67276188
villante really sucks for having a top guy like weidman as a training partner
im watching tuf epi 2 and godamm khalil is the whitest black guy on the planet after daniel cormier
>>67276209
there are some pretty white black guys at jacksons,
>>67276188
Suplex city, bitch.
>>67276205
>Arabs
>Bulls
You fucking wot?
Since Dana fucked up UFC 200 I feel like I want to do something nice for you guys to give you something to be entertained about while literally nothing: the event takes place.
Other than Cruz, the rest is garbage.
>>67273937
I'm shocked Americans know what scones are.
>>67276205
wow I had no idea Villante was training with Weidman.Maybe he's the camp punching bag
>>67276245
>cruz
what?
so are you really a 7-0 fighter? thats good desu
>>67276258
>no idea
are you memeing? rogaine and the jew say that everytime he fights, annoying af desu
>>67275237
Jesus Christ that gif
>>67276188
>>67276258
oh what the fuck I posted the same webm twice. oh well, here's Villante getting heem'd
>>67274464
your country spent all of it's money on the World Cup and the fucking Olympics instead of on schools and hospitals, so it's no surprise that you think people seeking employment is a joke.
Brazil should team up with Greece so you can both make bad decisions, get nothing done, and sabotage your countries' futures.
>>67276298
here's a better angle
>>67276304
it's just par for south america
puerto rico, argentina, venezuala. brazil
competence and transparent representation is nonexistant
>>67276304
the world cup games were the bomb, my father bought tickets for my whole family and extended family, I went to 2 games but could have gone to more
>>67276323
man I love it when they just throw their heads into those punches.
>>67275711
>Khabib would fucking destroy your entire country in a 3 day tourney. The fucker may be the greatest diversified fighter of all time.
Sure Muhammed, he's the new GSP, we believe you.
>>67276278
Holy shit nevermind, the Cruz fight is at 199.
Talk about blowing your load early, 200 is literally shit.
I am though, but I'm not making great bux of it. Just enough to get by. I might have to hang up the gloves soon and start teaching at a local (back in my country I mean) Uni.
>>67276304
Don't be so harsh on Braziu. It's not their fault they're the rape babies of Arab rape babies.
>>67276337
kek
>>67276337
>my father bought tickets for my whole family and extended family
define extended
>>67276423
An extended family is a family that extends beyond the nuclear family, consisting of aunts, uncles, and cousins all living nearby or in the same household. An example is a married couple that lives with either the husband or the wife's parents.
Extended family - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extended_family
>>67276431
Your father is a good man, I knew it.
>>67276387
He's honestly the closest thing there is to GSP in the modern UFC
>>67276337
how much would that cost holy fuck
pretendtobeinjuredgrass must mean a lot to people in other countries
why lel
>>67276388
why are you retiring? 7-0 is a record that makes it guaranteed that you will be on looking for a goof
>>67276460
this is actually a nice improvement imo.
>>67276460
>LITERALLY falling for the Khabib meme
>>67276483
Idk man, I've been at it for a long time now and if I don't see results in a couple years I'll have to consider retiring.
I gotta meet with Dana and..............figure it out.
>>67276460
man I wish they would work with the fighters to come up with some personal touches on their uniforms. Didn't some of them have their own custom walkout shirts and stuff? I dont see why that cant extend to their shorts, I'm sure they could come up with some cool shit.
>>67276480
not that much desu, if you bought the tickets like idk how many months earlier in the first time they were available they went for like less than $150 each
>>67276388
>200 is literally shit
Stop with this god awful shit already
The only reason you think it's shit is because it doesn't live up to the golden UFC 200 standards you had in your mind
It is a great card, and even though you'd expect bigger for 200, it's perfectly fine
Stop whining you fucking dumbos
>>67276545
>Stop whining about the fact that there won't be a N8 v McGoober rematch, which is basically what everyone was looking forward to for that shit event
Fight me. 199 is literally the superior event in every aspect. EVERY ASPECT.
>>67276551
No, it isn't.
>>67276495
how long? how old are you lad? last question i promise haha
>>67276460
Uniforms were such a dumb idea.
>>67276497
problem with that is they have too many cards and then they will have to give special treatment to goobs with green shorts or silva with his meme yellow shit.
>>67276557
Take that back. Seriously, take it back.
>>67276562
For almost six years now if we count my amateur wins as part of it all. Professionally, for five solid years.
I wonder if more people on /heem/ are training or fighting at all.
>>67276581
well they did manage to reach an agreement with Cerrone and attaching the patch of his Muay Thai shorts to his uniform, so maybe they can work something out for others.
>>67275237
IT IS ALL OVER!!
>>67276614
I reckon my dick could tickle Claudia's stomach if I went balls deep in her.
But I also reckon her vagina muscles are as strong as a death grip, so it's a tough call.
Would you "fuck" Gadelha, bros?
>>67276612
apparently estonia is, he's like a national wrestling champion or someshit
>>67276677
hell yeah nigga
>>67273700
Is this kike sponsored by Starbucks?
we have a saying back home...
Weidman said he had a hurt foot his fight, Rockhold said he was on antibiotics.
Both say they will look better the rematch, but honestly I feel like besides luke being gassed out there was nothing that would indicate not being 100% performance.
Did Rockhold actually beat Weidman while he was antibiotics and Weidman was 100%?
Can we assume that the next fight will be a stomp as Luke says it will be?
>>67276677
I guess I would fuck her boipussy
>>67276696
Oh right, I keep forgetting about the Estonian guy. He doesn't have as much meme value as the Bangladesh bro, so he doesn't stick that much.
>>67276732
Weidman was legit recovering from a fucked up foot, so I doubt he was at 100%.
Weidman will either pull a GSP and become unstoppable after his loss or fall back into obscurity as a post USADA can crusher.
>>67276746
>boipussy
Just the word makes me shudder.
>>67276766
bangladesh is p4p #1 poster tho so u cant compare him to an edgelord like estonia
>>67276766
I don't know I can see Rockhold also being on antibiotics
I have been on those once and you can barely do anything the whole time you're on them and he fought a fucking championship fight vs whatever % weidman was because rockhold was def at 0% antibiotics kill you.
https://youtu.be/YzcRGP9D0_I
>8:26
how are we ever going to recover? our girl got blacked lads...
>>67276766
I'm rewatching the fight currently and weidman 100% is using both his feet and legs like it's nothing I believe weidman was at 100% and he's using excuses and rockhold really was gassed out and he fought tougher 5 rounds before weidman he was on them antibioltics and dying in the cage of natural causes while weidman tried to damage him.
Weidman meme'd on himself by trying some spinning shit totally out of context.
>>67276784
I recognise greatness and admit Bangladesh is top tier.
Honestly, Estonia just rubs me the wrong way for some reason.
>>67276811
>>67276832
Weidman was barely clear to make the fight according to him and his corner, but yeah, the antibiotics played a role on the match without a doubt.
Been on them once too in my life, for 9 days and it absolutely murdered me. I couldn't train, I lost 5 and a half kilos because I wasn't able to eat. That combined with an infection will drain you to your bones so I can't imagine what Rockhold was going through in that fight. He was gassed the minute he walked into the cage.
>Making me hype for 199 when it's still a month apart
Shame on you, Germany.
>>67275409
Oh yeah -- he's a cheat, a classless showboater, and a very poor sportsman.
>>67276818
>our girl
>our
no
>>67275564
>I know who Daijua Takase is and I know that Anderson was beating the shit out of him until the triangle
your memory fails you, find it online and see for yourself.
I love her
>>67276860
Man I can also see Rockholds story in general I can dig him, great fighter, he's a dick sometimes but it's always 100% him not as fake as the other stars and he's not too much of a pretentious dick he seems humble and autistic and has his mom and brother in the ring with him after every fight.
Probably single mom with a brother and they are like this tight 3 man family trio just them and Rockhold got vids where he is hugging his bro and shit they are all really tight.
He's the real family man.
>>67275669
Despite the hype and Conor's lies, Conor has never had, and never will have, a paycheque that is even 1/10th that amount.
>>67276857
It's not like he hasn't thrown a spinning kick before, he just threw an exceptionally shitty one
Weidman's dad probably yelled for him to spin at the wrong moment
>>67276860
Also while rewatching the fight, the corner of Weidman is asking for kicks but weidman is gassing getting lit up by rockhold.
Weidman needs to stop striking and start wrestlefucking but the fans boo him for it and he hates that more than losing the fight.
>>67275669
Keep in mind, that one paycheck would've made McMeme the highest earning ufc fighter of all time (for a year's salary)
GSP was 9mil
>>67276885
eeew
Dana = cringe
What happened to Wrestlefucking being the dominant meta in UFC? Did mewvment change all of that?
>>67276908
It was a mistake you goofball
husband just prolapsed my rectum
what do?
>>67276907
that paycheque would have been attached to a contract that had so many impossible requirements that he would never have got the full amount.
Fertitititias aren't fucking around.
>>67276887
Rockhold's a weird thing to me, I used to worship the guy when he was coming up, then for some reason I started hating him. Not long after it was commonplace to hate the guy and I felt something similar to what I felt for McGoober when he lost to N8 after he lost to Belfort, which got me to liking the guy again.
Both Weidman and Rockhold are some of my favourites guy in the game now, it's just that they don't have that shit talking, smark / mark nonsense attached to them. So it's genuine.
Have you seen their latest interview string? They were at eachother's fucking throat, it was intense as fuck. Not contrived like the DC / Jones """rivalry""".
>>67276904
His kicks are fucking problematic. His stand up boxing is great, his wrestling is great, but the minute he starts with the kicking shit, he fucks up. Hope he doesn't try to meme kick in the rematch.
>>67276908
>>67276915
Being a millionaire is a nice tradeoff for brain damage
Back then the richest guys were worth 100k's
>>67276920
his body language and cringey hoverhand?
he's fucking 50-years-old
that shit's a mistake when you're 15, when you're a man you shouldn't act like you're 15.
>>67276860
>estonia rubs me the wrong way
hes a douche fampai, hope lithcuck heems him
>>67276926
His kicks have horrible technique
>>67276921
Facebook it.
Dana taking awkward cringe behaviour to a new low.
>>67276885
such a goof move
>>67276941
GSP was and is worth millions, and so was Brock. what are yo talking about? Reebok?UFC ensured UFC fighters are the poverty athletes of the world.
>>67276959
Yeah but those were for their outside the cage stuff nobody actually liked watching them fight, people like strikers more than ground game it's sad but it's true as well you can't deny it.
>>67276945
I wanted to be the one to do it but the fucking promoter of Heem 1 won't let me until I heem Turkey.
We don't even have a regular Turkey anymore, yet the fucker is ranked #9 on the p4p shitposter list. This promotion isn't doing me any favours, senpai.
>>67276947
I'm yet to see a wrestler who can actually kick. They're wrestlers for a reason, short stubby legs.
He should stay in the pocket, throw haymakers and go down when the time calls. Anything else will cost him.
>>67276959
>GSP will never return to Heem Khabib
Holy shit I think Rockhold beats Weidman every time even with antibiotics Weidman got so desperate he grabbed the fence twice, Rockhold is actually outwrestling weidman in Zombie mode.
>you now remember that Ronda was awarded champion position in the UFC without fighting a single fight
>Weidman gets beaten into oblivion
>Herb Dean doesn't call the fight off
>Rockhold gets done beating weidman
>He walks a little and collapses on the ground
This is like in some Rocky movie
be very careful, /heem/
>DC telling Rockhold he's the champion now
>tfw no DC friend to tell you that you're the champion now and carry you around like a king
DC and Rockhold have the best bromance
>Weidmans dad shouting HE'S STILL MY BOY
>Cain, DC and Rockhold group hug
>>67277046
Who's your boy, Germany?
>>67277024
Bill Burr said it best, it was literally out of a Rocky movie, the Weidman v Rockhold fight.
>>67277033
Lighten up Khabib
>>67277077
Rockhold
The guy is legit
why do black people always love to use the word "businessman" when they are cuckhoop or other sort of athletes? its pretty weird and pathetic
>>67277087
be very careful, australia
>>67277091
Athletes market themselves as a product or at least they should do so if they want to make cash and more cash.
They are literally a business themselves because they can generate that much money.
>>67277099
Nothing wrong with some playful jabs at religion right?
they should've cast conor mcgregor as euron greyjoy
>>67277145
i don't think so, be serious
>>67277145
What about a jab followed by an overhand right
>>67277115
i know that. its just that black people love the word businessman, shaq uses it all the time on inside the nba. idk it just triggers my tism
>>67277210
You have to ask yourself what's his business man?
>>67276732
I don't understand the antibiotics meme, how exactly do antibiotics hinder fighting? Do they make your cardio worse or what?
>>67277257
Imagine not being able to lift your own body to move because you don't have any power to do it and it's not like you're restrained but literally like you're currently dying.
If you want to know what dying feels like just get some insane antibiotics with a mean cold you'll be unable to walk even an inch.
>>67277274
I've been on anti-biotics for the past few months and haven't noticed it when I train.
>>67276706
Everyone loves to pay $8 for coffee, what the fuck?
>>67276730
Was he guilty? Definitely felt like Manitowoc police were shady as fuck individuals.
>>67277285
Stop talking shit lad
>>67276857
I think it was Weidman's pride that got to him here. I believe he threw that kick because everyone was all like "Luke Rockhold has kicks; he's more versatile in his striking than Weidman."
>>67276706
>kike
what is he exactly? he seems to brown to be a jew
>>67277099
nice dress, bro.
>>67276932
I've seen that look before. On the nerdy guy in high school who helped the cool guy in class with one fucking answer one time and then he sees him outside of class and because the cool guy is cool he says what's up to him, but the nerd takes it as "OMG we're friends now" when really the cool guy just felt like he owed him one thing. That is the face of a nerd looking at the coolest guy in school.
>>67277341
be careful
>>67277291
>be 32
>from Wisconsin
>can remember actual trial and news reports etc...
There are some factors worthy of consideration they conveniently left out of the series. Just remember that without a controversy they wouldn't have anything worth putting on Netflix.
>>67277257
strong side effects from something not so poisonous to humans, but very toxic to bacteria.
and 90% of the cells that make, you, you are bacteria, so you lost some good little hommies who get your guts not inflammed.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107605
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107605
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107605
>>67277358
what makes them different from other religions? Why are they assholes that way? How insecure can they be?
Good afternoon, heembros. Missed morning heem for GoT. Anything new? Everyone still unhyped for the next event?
>>67277404
Jon Snow lives !!
>>67277393
Enough to chop autistic fagtivists here. Be careful.
>>67277404
Well, if it isn't Bangladesh. Good morning breh.
>>67277474
Good morning, frenchbro.
>>67277508
What's up with N8 lately, the most recent pics I've seen of him he's swollen as fuck.
Is he secretly training?
>N8 will never give you BJJ lessons
>>67277393
be careful
>>67277527
looks fatter desu, nick on the other hand is looking bigg
haven't been following ufc for a while lads, is conard still tweeting delirious suggestions about his next fight in an effort to stay in the news?
>>67277404
conor shouldve played euron
>>67277210
it's because it makes them feel intelligent and in-charge and not just like the paid apes they are. like you think shaq is doing risk assessment, writing business plans, and analyzing finances? doing market research or even just ordering market research? him being a "businessman" amounts to taking the money he was paid to put a ball in a hoop and giving it to people who promise him a return on his investment (and conduct all the actual business). i doubt he can even read a stock table.
>>67277549
I don't think Nick ever stopped training 2bh.
>That one story going around Hollywood as told by Arnie and Sly about how Steven Seagal fled a party because Van Damme was coming to heem his ass
![1458020860424[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Uiw58yE.png "1458020860424[1].png")
>tfw getting to Diaz mode
Carb the fuck up, shitkaants
High carb, low fat, raw vegan, 30 BANANAS A DAY MINIMUM
>>67277508
Why does Nate always square up his shoulders?
>>67273681
well i found a card for us in 10 bongs
http://toplivestreams.com/battle-champions-spring-edition/
open air mma held in some hick town, sounds fun, reminds me of old bodog fights
>>67277560
i thought this too kek
>>67277575
cute
>>67277580
autism
>>67277580
he wants to be a big guy
/heem/, id just like to remind you all to be careful, be very careful...
>>67277580
its where he bulked up the most, his shoulders look bigger/wider, makes him look a little no-neckish.
>>67277600
why, is there a bear on the loose?
How about you, /heem/ - when was the last time you watch a full season of The Ultimate Fighter?
>>67277619
why does he want it hashtagged? as if he gets many tweets anyway fucking steroid goof
marc goddard is the literal goat ref
>>67277629
So it's easier to search for previous questions, I would imagine. He's apparently received the "is tickling opponents allowed??" question dozens of times.
>>67277580
he looks bigg that way.
>>67277077
kill yourself pierre
>>67277642
rude why?
>>67277642
No.
>>67277636
Is licking allowed? because dyke nunes is licking miesha at 200 for sure.
>>67277681
would you lick her even if caraway finds out?
>>67277580
typical cholo pose, diaz bros always make me laugh the way they pose in photos
>>67277698
I'm not black, I don't lick other people's wife/gf.
>>67277717
wtf
>>67277717
southern desis are black. it's in the vedas m8. sorry you had to find out on 4chan.
me on the right
>>67277717
what if caraway likes it? according to heem he is cuck
>>67277768
be careful
>>67277792
According to heem Junior dos Santos is black, Claudia is a tranny and they could heem every here
How the fuck this is not JBJ walkout song?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B1hxSbk8dYI
>>67277825
jones isn't nearly black enough to walk out to that
PSA to all heemsters.
This is a reminder to:
Eat:
>3 steaks
>30 bananas
>7 eggs
>3 gis
M I N I M U M
Second, don't forget, be careful, be very careful /heem/
