Final (best of 35 frames)
Sunday 1 May - Monday 2 May
Sessions at 14:00 and 19:00 on both days
Ding Junhui (Chn) 6 v 8 Mark Selby (Eng)
First for our boy Ding
Selby is cancer edition
>>67267422
me on the right
'BACK ON THE BLACK' SELBY
>>67267449
Casuals out
Just look at those unsightly underpant lines
>>67267458
There is literally nothing wrong with Mark Selby.
What's your best breaks lads? Mine''s 145
fuck my thread, this one has the best image by far
D I N G O A T
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Dingfags btfo
>>67267458
>mad about a guy playing for a snooker when he only requires 1 in a tense world championship final
no
Imagine a world where Justin Pipe is the best dartist and always makes the final
I would love to see a full kit wanker at the Crucible. Waistcoat, Bowtie, Cue case
DAT BOUNCE
>>67267483
only a 144 here m8, nice one :^)
If I was in charge of snooker I'd fine Selby for this
>>67267495
Perfect analogy m8
>>67267483
147 in two sittings
>>67267483
4 (opponent fouled)
>>67267483
1, i'm serious
>>67267514
>fining a snooker player for playing snooker
>>67267482
Jammiest player there is, and fucking boring too.
>>67267489
He potted the pink it's 2 now
>>67267483
Oh I don't actually play, it's boring as fuck.
>>67267483
154
>>67267483
Got blue pink black once
>>67267514
Casuals out
>I evaluate snooker
>>67267483
155
>>67267548
well if anyone's gonna get 2 snookers it'll be selbs
>>67267558
no reds?
>>67267483
231
Torturing and molesting going on.
Does that bloke always get the seat by the players so he can be on the telly?
>brother keeps asking why they're still playing
>laughs at Selby's "miss" that ended behind the brown
>"It's boring. Just stop playing."
If we can fine people for driving too slow, we can sue mark selby
>>67267483
1,372
>>67267579
End of frame
can't wait for the tears when mark comes out of this sesh 11-6 up
>>67267597
Disown him
My first marriage didn't last as long as that Selbys frame ! Flip me what a joke @ronnieo147 @fouldsy147
Dilly ding dally ding
>>67267483
over 9000 lol
Baww the nasty man won't let my meme chink win
So who is/was our boy this year?
>>67267634
DING
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>snooker world champs on
>get really into it
>decide to go down the club for a game
>gonna play properly
>been watching the players, think I've picked up a few tips to improve my cueing
>start playing
>hour and a half and we're still on the first frame
>all the colours off their spots
>highest break anyone has got is 11
Every year
>>67267634
>Bingham
>Baird
>Kylo Ren
>MuhAnus
>Ding
>>67267634
Bing like always
>>67267634
Harry Blorkins
>>67267592
Looks like it. Surely there are better seats to see the table.
>>67267634
>>67267634
In order
>Bingham
>Wenbo
>Ding
>Mc Anus
>>67267634
Larry Munchkins
>>67267654
The table is very long
ding looking like an altar boy ready to be touched by a priest
>>67267634
It was Ronnie for me
Now it's Ding
>>67267634
Mark Selby
GWAN DINGY
>>67267542
You make your own luck m8.
FLUKEY
FUCKING
FELCHER
>>67267756
No such thing as luck, Mark.
THIS FUCKING FRAME
FINISH HIM OFF DINGO HE'S A MUG
Fuck off Selby you cunt. They should seriously consider changing the rules so as soon as you can't win the frame on points it's game over. You can't play for snookers. Would improve the game 100%
Ding officially tortured
Gap for winner tomorrow
did ma best
>"We always knew this was going to happen with Mark Selby"
Even the fucking commentators know it. They know Selby is awful for the sport. They know he drags games down into the gutter and strangles them until people die of boredom or old age.
>it's another Selby needs 8 snookers but doesn't give up frame
>it's another Selby flukes the snooker even when he messed the shot up frame
>>67267708
For you
>>67267786
Casuals out
What's the best snooker video game, lads?
>>67267786
>snooker
>can't play for snookers
>>67267799
Fucking george gets in
>>67267786
Fuck off casual
>>67267786
>>67267801
literally ebdon reincarnate
>>67267799
I like it anon
>>67267804
Jimmy White's Whirlwind Snooker on the Amiga was always my favourite. Haven't played many of the modern ones.
>>67267829
Its worse. At least ebdon was shit at torturing and still got beat
>>67267799
nb m8
WE'RE GOING PAST MIDNIGHT BOYSSS
>>67267799
Needs a tiny Medal Man somewhere, otherwise 10/10
>>67267786
What would the name be for this brand new sport you're suggesting?
>>67267804
Willie thorns billiards world tour
>>67267869
Snooker you cunt
> its a people hate the SNOOKERING aspect of snooker episode
> le ebic 147 meme snooker is only good snooker
fucking plebs the lot of you. this has been frame of the match
>>67267866
Ill squeeze him in when i put the winner in tomorrow
>>67267799
good job
>>67267804
isnooker
though i suspect it's malware
Pool Nation apparently has a snooker mode now too but it's probably what Judd Trump has wet dreams about if the pool modes are anything to go by
>>67267887
Go to bed, Ebdon
>>67267884
'snooker you cunt'
It has a certain ring to it, but I prefer the old one.
>>67267908
Casuals out
THE FLUKEY FELCHER STRIKES AGAIN
This is fucking unbelievable. So lucky
>these magnets
Barry is such a racist
>>67267908
fuck off mate
go play some pool
THAT JAMMY RED. HE EVEN KNOCKED THE BLACK PERFECTLY INTO POSITION FUCK SAKE
this fucking guy
>>67267869
should be "Casuals In"
AND HE FLUKES AGAIN
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Fuck off
Selby with another miss hit and complete fucking fluke, no one saw that coming
I'M ON A ROLL
I'M ON A ROLL THIS TIME
>ding dong on 60
>assume he'll win the frame
>have a wank and a shower
>come back to the same frame
>selby still defensive playing
the fuck is this shit
>>67267804
Not sure about best, but I used to play a game called Cue Club back in the day
>>67267869
Snookers are already a thing in the rules though, they weren't invented so drab cunts could refuse to give up a frame.
vote for biggest cancer:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10104634
I'm actually considering making a twitter account just so I can tell Selby to retire from snooker
where do you even watch this shit
>>67267991
Slippery slope. If you had your way you'd do away with snookers altogether. Don't try and deny it as that's how you feel deep down.
>Audience can't even be arsed to applaud these safety's anymore
>Snooker thread
>not posting this in /asp/, /wwe/
>>67268015
Casuals out
>>67268004
Selby aka cancer man
I was never ABS, but he's seriously pissing me off today.
>>67267991
there's 1 point in it and every frame counts, why should he ff just because you're a casual?
>people still defending Selby
I like tactical snooker. What Selby plays is drawn-out, negative snooker that relies on flukes
>>67268020
Sheffield
> people not appreciating this frame
dont you guys have school tomorrow or sumfing
Selby gonna get 2 snookers to win and people want it banned wtf this is pretty good stuff even if it is boring (snooker is boring people)
>>67268065
Bank Holiday senpai
you'd know that if you weren't a NEET
>>67268065
bank holoday
>>67268065
Taylor is even getting pissed off with his shit
>>67268039
>>67268041
>>67268054
Casuals out
>>67268065
it's a bank holiday
>>67268022
>>67268039
>>67268041
>>67268054
Selby feeds off your anguish and tears, this is what he wants. You're getting molesting without even realising it.
I'm a literal casual who has watched about 5 minutes of play this whole tournament and I'm enjoying this frame.
>>67267799
Bretty good
>"can ding it in behind the pink"
>>67268021
y-you're just trying to confuse me. These are the kind of underhand tricks Selby would use
seems my extra 30 minute prediction when ding missed was optimistic
Hopefully selby loses this frame and hendry destroys him when they go back to the studio
>>67268095
Proof that the "casuals out" meme is bollocks
Ding's safety play is fucking fantastic.
Spee getting molested again I see
>130+ posts into the 3rd bloody thread
selby is good for /147/ if nothing else
>>67268154
He's a Dark Knight
>>67268134
>hendry destroys him when they go back to the studio
Why would destroy for trying to win a frame when he only needed two snookers?
>>67268134
Would be the best moment of the day
>>67268154
People on 4chan are at their happiest when they're moaning like little girls.
ding pls
>>67268051
Have a 1 snooker only rule then.
>>67268095
You're enjoying it because you've seen it for 5 minutes. We've seen it for hours. Days. He does this all the time, his frames go on for an extra 30-60 minutes where no one pots a ball, just trying desperately to get a snooker.
Is it not bad etiquette to keep playing when your opponent has basically won?
>>67268154
It's all just boredom shitposting though
The bing threads last year were 100x better
>>67268095
Enjoying the frame but busting for a piss.It's an abstract kind of feel.
Not as bad as holding a shit in during Bing's final last year.
>muh selby is negative
>ding refuses a good chance to end the frame
>>67268187
generally yes but selby actually has a shot at this
reminder that there's still two more frames to play tonight
>>67268187
>basically won
No such thing
fuck you guys the game is LITERALLY called SNOOKER
its the most important facet of the game and this frame is fascinating
It's called snooker not potball
The autism in this thread is hilarious.
How dare Selby try and win? Lol, back to talking about meet ups you pathetic cucks.
>>67268190
>go for a piss
>miss one shot
just do it lad
Genuinely wish Selby gets piles or an ingrowing toenail
>>67268215
Have you pissed the bed, Ebdon?
>>67268215
I enjoy long frames and defensive play.
I don't enjoy flukes and British """humor""" during frames.
>Ding torturing the torturer
COME ON DING
Save us Ding
fuck
>>67268229
>autism
>Lol
>cucks
Fucking hell DING!!!!!!!!!1
>>67268189
mark is the heel, it'll just make ding's victory sweeter
>>67268237
>>67268238
Casuals out
That audience groan "please end this fucking frame already"
Selby's trying to stop the momentum Ding has built up. Wearing him down.
>audience backing Ding
Justice
Selby is just making sure the chinese wake up and get to see a few frames
good guy selby
DIIIIING MEE TOOO LIIIFFEEE
>>67268256
sorry, why do we like Ding? I've missed the memo on this one
GOD HELP US ALL
>>67268229
y-you not coming then?
>you can literally hear the crowd shouting "FFS Dong"
>>67268281
because he's not Selby
>>67268281
he looks like a big cuddly bear
and more importantly he's not mark selby
>>67268281
Because he's not Mark "Boring Cunt" Selby
>>67268281
Because hes not selby
>>67268281
everyone else got knocked out
>>67268303
>>67268307
>>67268308
Casuals out
>>67268281
Because he isn't Selby.
And he's generally a likeable guy.
>>67268281
>positive playing style
>humble
>historical first Chinese player in final
>not a cunt
No idea snooker had such a following. Just turned it on, I have no idea what the rules and shit are. Fun to watch though.
>tight in behind the pink
hellz yea homie
>>67268294
> not realising theyve all got trains to catch home
kek bloody plebs. sitting comfy in my pjs right here
>>67268167
Ding "Dinners ready" Junhui
Ding "The Microwave from China" Junhui
Ding "Pot Noodle" Junhui
>>67268325
>the one guy unironically supporting selby
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DING
>>67268351
Mark '2-time World Snooker Champion' Selby.
Book it.
>he can get the green safe also
/147/ is so much better since filtering 190cm waistband, "rasheed" and "casuals"
>>67268346
>pjs
top work la'
>>67268351
Literally kill yourself, you obviously don't like snooker.
>>67268345
pot a red then pot a colour
reds aren't replaced, colours are until reds are gone
then pot colours in order
selby is currently trying to draw a foul as he is too many points behind to catch up by just potting
>>67268350
>Dinner's ready
my sides
>ill take a piss when this frame ends
JUST
>>67268403
Thanks, I'm reading up on the rules now. Looks like a lotta fun.
>>67268413
>when
If
>>67268413
I'm sitting on the crapper, watching the stream on my tablet. Step up, senpai.
>>67268398
I love it. Selby is not a snooker player.
Spee status moving from molested to tortured
this is the epitome of anti-snooker
If he says "in behind the pink" one more time I will scream
>>67268438
No you don't. Yes he is. Just kill yourself.
Fucking Chink
Perfect frame to keep casuals away.
Fuckin hell, Ding!
Will we have a fourth thread?
Oh for fucks sake
>>67268450
There it is
>Ding in charge of not choking
>Chavby
JUST
[INDECIPHERABLE GUTTURAL ANIMAL NOISES]
WHY
Ahhhhhhhhh
FUCKING POTTTTT
Fuck off Selby. I ho
His smile and optimism: gone
Watching this game is fucking masochism
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY
Taylor is begging ding to pot this
GO GO GO
DING JUNHUI
SELBY YES
Selby must feel like such a cunt
What a twat.
Lynch Selby.
FUCK OFF SELBY
FUCK YOU SELBY
MARK WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST GO TO BED RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Audience is feeling tortured as much as we do
>>67268350
Ding "Enter the Leopard" Junhui
Just end the fucking frame
>that shake of the head and death stare to the commentary box by the ref
>Commentators openly mocking selby
>ref shaking his head at the commentary box
>Cracking jokes in the middle of a shot
JUST
just realised the audience were laughing at the commentators banter
little surreal desu
Fuck off Selby, I hope you get AIDS.
>yfw selby still wins this
is this a joke
>selby getting back up
>Selby steps up
fucking whyyyy
hahahah there isn't a single person in there that likes Selby
MARK YOU CUNT
GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE
This is sadism
inb4 30 more minutes of snooker with the pink
What a despicable cunt.
Virgo would have killed himself by now.
This is going to be a long final lads
DING DING DING
Selby just wants to show his arse off a bit more. Little flirt.
selby is clearly now going to make Ding pay for every step he makes
>>67268574
*sad
>>67268566
kek'd
