Final (best of 35 frames)
Sunday 1 May - Monday 2 May
Sessions at 14:00 and 19:00 on both days
Ding Junhui (Chn) 3 v 7 Mark Selby (Eng)
press f
first for mark 'the shark' selby
>tfw no chinese snooker gf
Again a second /147/ thread. What a world we live in.
someone get ding a pair of slippers
>>67262644
1, 2
I have an OP image for tomorrow if we need it lads, spent all evening perfecting it.
>>67262643
>Nickname
The Jester from Leicester
Mark the Shark,
The Hoover,
Sat-Nav Selby,
The Torturer,
Stickability Selby
kek
what's your favourite /147/ meme been this year lads
mine is when we pretend that "the yellow" refers to asian players
>>67262666
saved. will use it tomorrow when I make the thread
>>67262666
Britain confirmed for gay Satan.
>>67262666
Oh. My God.
Becky, look at that butt
>>67262694
Blorkins
Do you think this event will make chinese girls like me more for being an english man
"oh you rike snooka? ding numbah 1 GO GO GO!!*
>>67262596
Im currently at the crucible watching this match live. Roll quads and I strip naked and run and hug ding
>>67262694
mine's the one where we pretend selby is boring
Hope you lumped on ding lads
>>67262666
Anons in the background
>>67262694
Gotta give these players a chance
>>67262727
Nah Dota is what really gets the chinese girls hot
>>67262596
>not using some of the OC from the last thread for the op image
> A 26-episode cartoon series Dragon Ball No.1 by Beijing-based D5 Studio, based on Ding's growth from a shy boy to a snooker star, was broadcast on TV in 2010
link?
>>67262694
2015: Bing
2016: Ding
>>67262762
your prayers dont have a prayer
Feel like Dings finding his form from the last match now
*Touch wood* aka my penis right now
along with selby and choking whats holding ding down? for me its cue ball control, its cliche as fuck but hes making it harder for himself
>>67262863
yes the chinese authorities had time to pump him full of betablockers
>>67262694
2015: Bing
2016: Ding
>Its a moving crane shot episode
>>67262886
Dominic Dale disagrees
Ding back in business.
ENTER THE DRAGON
why don't they strap go pros to their heads
would make for some great shots
And that is why ding is the only worthy winner. Pure class.
>>67262938
>you are clueless m8
TON UP
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This is the Ding we know and love
TON UP
O U R B O Y D I N G
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TON UP EVERYBODY
UPPPPP N'OER
>>67262974
I'd like a ref cam desu
I hate how Willie always dives in at the end of the frame to summarise the state of the match. The rhythm really irks me!
which tournament has the highest prize/reputation outside of the big 3?
>>67262974
I imagine its because they'd look like colossal wankers, but yeah agreed would be cool.
DING IN FULL SWING
Are they saving virgo for tomorow night?
JUST PUT £100 ON A CENTURY THIS FRAME
>>67263080
he's been reprimanded for swearing on live TV
>>67263087
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67262161
Is that an image from Nanking?
>>67263103
W-what?
>>67263109
isn't this guy that fag that is in alkaizerx's channel all the time?
![custard-slices[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LC6hZqO.jpg "custard-slices[1].jpg")
tucking into one of these
GOAT Brit tea-time treat?
>>67263132
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/snooker/2016/04/30/john-virgo-embarrassed-and-apologetic-after-swearing-on-air-duri/
>>67263132
https://twitter.com/engywalmsley/status/726409405303001089
>>67263103
Wasn't he commentating in the earlier session?
Would Ding eat this pupper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU413BavK0I
>>67263158
Prefer a cream slice myself. A once a month treat.
>>67263213
probably I just made up the bit about him being reprimanded
>>67263185
>>67263189
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67263217
Foul
>>67263280
Hes a big guy
Ding got snookered good
You wait until Ding really gets into his stride Selby will get savaged
>>67263280
jan is best ref
>>67263312
Selby wont let him get into his stride thats the meme
>mfw rooted for Ding since the qualifiers
>>67263373
lifelong ding fan here
>>67263321
:3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9KP4kMM_M
>>67263395
lifelong dong fan more like
>>67263418
Higgins the only person luckier than Robertson, fucking nice face from Neil
>willie and stephen
lel
Willie pls
Big Willie tease
>>67263418
>that butterfly
>that fluke
tip top vid
When was the last time a non-seeded player won the Worlds?
>>67263553
Murphy?
>>67263553
Shaun Murphy 2005
>>67263060
The International Championship. Has the 4th highest prize in snooker for the winner and the same ranking points as the UK Championship. They only started it about 3 years ago.
>>67262694
I don't get to post this very often.
>>67262666
Question is...briefs or boxers?
>>67263583
>same ranking points as the UK Championship
isn't it just based off prize money now?
>>67263633
Could be, I just remember reading that when they started it. Not sure how they do it now.
>>67262452
>>67262587
>go to the snooker with your gf
>autistic and can't handle public situations or attention well
>she's into teasing you in public because cute when blushing
>sitting in the audience watching the game
>being comfy and holding your head in her shoulder
>suddenly the camera is on you
>she gives you a deep passionate kiss
>blushing intensifies
>hear Hendry's voice in your ear
"that tomato would surely win the first price at any county fair"
>audience erupts into laughter
>blushing intensifies even more
"you're so fucking cute when you blush anon"
>she whispers into your ear while moving her hand onto your crotch
"getting hard already anon? Aren't you one perverted autist"
>frame ends
>she takes your hand and drags you out of your seat
>she keeps whispering lewd things to your ear while guiding you through the crucible
>suddenly she opens a door and you find yourself in a wc for disabled people
>pushed into the toilet while she starts taking your pants off
"diamonds already? You sure love public teasing anon"
>she gives you a few sloppy licks and straddles you
>sloppy passionate kissing
"can you taste your precum anon? There was so much of it you surely can taste yourself"
>fucking diamonds and leaking precum like a faucet
>takes her hand down to your crotch and starts jerking you off
>slides her panties to the side and mounts you
>starts riding slowly
>riding intensifies
>tits bouncing right in front of your face
'I-I'm about to cum'
"I want it all in me anon"
>she says just as you cum and pump your seed deep into her
>she gets off you, puts on her panties properly and adjusts her skirt
"cmon anon we better hurry the frame must have started already, we don't want to miss any more snooker"
>get up and hastily put on your clothes
>get out the toilet
>there's someone in a wheelchair waiting outside giving you an angry look as you emerge from the wc
>oh God the wc reeks of sex
>blush again
>she gives you a kiss on the cheek as you walk back to your seat
>>67263622
>wearing apple catchers past the age of 10
Why would anyone do this to themselves?
Selby is gonna keep riding that 4 frame advantage until he wins.
Just woke up la's :3
>>67263762
>"getting hard already anon? Aren't you one perverted autist"
absolute maximum 147 kek
>>67263762
Wasn't happy with the first draft
>>67263762
>>67263906
superb
maybe put a cue in his left hand over that device he's holding?
![Ding-Junhui-007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BntA135.jpg "Ding-Junhui-007[1].jpg")
>>67263762
Did Selby put a condom on again? Safety first it seems.
someone update me on what happened whilst I eat my trifle ^.^
>>67263762
>takes her hand down to your crotch and starts jerking you off
The proper snooker autist way to respond to this would be to utter: "Touching balls"
>>67263762
You're having sauna-induced delusions again Mikko
>>67263971
this is how to win. Selby is a Davis/Higgins/Thorburn type player
>>67263955
Cue in hand, extension should replace the knife and a lemon instead of the sun.
>>67264007
I'm on it
can ppl update me pls?
fuck sake.
>>67264132
Ding is break building.
>Wimbledon FC bloke in Ding's corner
>Coventry bloke in Selby's
>le phone and coughing meme
Can brits not just sit still for a few hours?
>>67264132
fuck off you lanky cunt
>>67263906
That's right, fuck off
>Phones
>again
They really need to confiscate them before entry into the arena. Fucking joke now
Mobile wankers.
What kind of cunt doesn't put their phone on silent after multiple warnings. Like seriously.
These people are worse than Hitler.
i'm guessing the "can you take it out?"
means
fuck off you're barred
Lisicki just been kicked out for using his phone.
Shouldn't be any warnings, just fucking eject whoever is causing fuss
Ding to win the match 7-18. Screencap this.
You've been dinged
>>67264168
What's that? A dong is breaking the building?
CAN'T FLING THE DING
Fucking quality ding m8
EVERYONE GIVE SELBY YOUR POWER HE MUST DEFEAT CHINKYBOY FOR THE GOOD OF SNOOKER
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Ding engaging Asian potting Android mode
Fair play to Ding though,
letting Selby have a bit of a sit down after all those shots is really quite nice of him
>>67264366
Fuck off casual
Can't Ding the Dong
trip fags are literally cancer
Lelby's filthy tricks didn't work that frame
>>67264366
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
GWAN DINGY FINISH OFF THIS MUG
Can't ring the ding to the dong.
>>67264389
LOL?
I'm the casual for wanting to keep snooker British?
ok lol.
Steve has hammered the dance drugs over the years
>>67264423
Casuals out
Ken in the studio saying that Selby's has fucked himself with his cowardly safely play
>>67264366
i have to agree. i have watched snooker a long time, and the chinese are trying a hostile takeover
>>67264465
Sure keep it british but selby is a disgrace to the game
Davis confirming the Chinese have shipped over DING V2.0 to end this molesting
Ding is really quite dull away from the table
>>67264444
Quads confirm.
I dunno I used to be team white man but then I found out the gook lives in Sheffield? I live in Sheffield.
>>67264536
>selby is a disgrace to the game
Casuals out
>>67264559
Spoiler alert: most of them are since Alex Higgins kicked the bucket
>>67264559
How do you know i bet hes completely different away from cameras and hoards of people
>that chinese boy jabbing at the balls
lmao
[spoiler]i wish the chinese would take us over[/spoiler]
>>67264366
Fuck off Selby is the true cancer of the game
>>67264536
It's called snooker m8, not potball
>>67264582
>tiny Cov guy
Oh yes
>>67264613
Don't laugh at Ding you fuckin cunt
>>67264616
Rasheeds out
>>67264610
ive met him. he is boring. but hey thats a requirement
>>67264582
might have to use this as the OP pic tomorrow if Ding's still losing. will save >>67262666 for the 2nd thread
>>67264582
Absolutely perfect.
>>67264536
>selby is a disgrace to the game
shut the fuck up man
how the fuck is he?
HUR DUR HUR SAFETY PLAY
no
>>67264586
>he would rather see selby vs ebdon than trump vs ronnie
I love ding I want to squeeze his little cheeks.
>>67264582
Glorious
>>67264617
Casuals out
>>67264644
low hanging fruit there. Anticipated that reply before I even hit post.
>>67264679
what about his big cheeks? ;)
>>67264698
ur mum anticipated my low hanging fruit m8
>>67264673
>he would rather see selby vs ebdon than trump vs ronnie
Strawman here's your you
>deadpanface
>machine like
REPORTING STEVE DAVIS FOR RACISM
>>67264582
have a (You)
>tfw made this but its shit compared to the other OCs
it's not even relevent anymore now it's 7-5
sorry all
Only just got in, what have I missed?
>>67263762
Oh my word
>airhorns in snooker
what a time to be alive
>Within 5 years, fancy dress will be at the crucible
>>67264855
Ding will never be JUSTed
Love this snooker bantz compilation.
>>67264883
Go away, Barry.
>>67264582
wew lad
>>67264900
NAWTY
Who is that announcer bloke, the one who was interviewing Ding earlier, he doesn't seem human
nawty banta
Snooker montages reeeeeeeeeee
lol this montage is absolutely hilarious
>>67264930
rob walker?
>>67264883
>Chase the Sun after every pot
>>67264930
urban Nigel Thornberry
>>67264949
no it's not
>the beeb not showing Virgo's cursing in the montage
>>67264930
Rob Walker?
>>67264930
Rob Walker? Yeah he's a right ugly bastard. I'd love to have his job though.
>muh leicester
so glad mcmanus and higgins went out.
>>67264914
You will accept clapometers, walk on slags, and endless ronnie montages
>>67264960
tbf it would liven up selby's matches
Why do they let McManus dress up like a clown just because he's scottish?
>>67265013
McManus seems like such a nice guy.
>>67264949
>>67264941
>>67264931
>>67264900
>twf top 5 Federer's dropshots instead
>>67265062
weird scottish cunt who talks to himself
>The last time Mark Selby won the WC in 2014, his home club Leicester City won the Championship on the same day.
>Tomorrow if Spurs lose to Chelsea and Selby wins the WC, history will repeat itself
post yfw this happens
>>67265091
"no"
take your lifelong lesta meme shit elsewhere
>>67265091
Go away vermin
>>67265072
What the fuck is Russian Billiards?
They had a table in Riga
>>67265091
pretty sure it was the parade that was on the same day, not the actual championship winning game
at least I don't have to see Stephen Fry anymore after this
>>67265072
>tfw the same fucking online casino, Israel, and Bora ads again for the millionth time
>>67265091
kek, is that Selby's wife or his mum?
Great OC this year guys. im going to my a little collage.
Link me on dump the images you want saved in reply to this
selby seems like a good lad, it's a shame his snooker is awful
>>67265091
>>67265166
Urry time
>>67265184
>>67265166
I've seen them in the flesh, she's his autism shield
>>67265184
>>67265166
>kek, is that Selby's wife or his mum?
No need to be upset just because you can't get a gf.
Post your walk on music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
>>67265184
>>67265212
>Mcarthy
the sexy bastard
>>67265232
Ever since this picture happened, Robertson didn't win a single match.
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEugjbyqjQ8
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lja0slGLuhI
>>67265159
Priceless Ronnie expression there.
>>67265126
All balls are cue balls and are twice as big. Pockets are twice as small.
>>67265243
> mfw freshers from surrey talk like skepta
>>67265243
>>67265292
>>67265338
Rasheeds out
>>67265243
https://youtu.be/8i1FTCxf7Bk
Snooker final right... audience is packed out.. the players are ready to go... the referee enters the arena... bit of murmering from the audience everyones like not seen him before... turns out... little monkey referee in a suit setting up the balls
![smile-guy-feature11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KqoX8HX.jpg "smile-guy-feature11[1].jpg")
>>67265213
>just the tip
>>67265188
People literally always talk about his "good B game" but it is undeniable. No one else on the tour can play undeniably shit and still eek out the win every time.
>>67265389
That's a blast from the past, fuck me
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfIRU5L_670
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_OetMwdPs
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKmvJSFV0HQ
>>67265184
>>67265411
no doubt, it's just his B game is parking the rack
>>67265404
DON'T. TALK. SHIT.
>>67265404
NO NO NO!!!! Steve, I'm shooting off mate
>>67265483
can someone please post the image of Hendry sat in what looks like a bar with 3 asian kids
>>67265483
already saved this gem and the others from the last thread today
Iv got a fair bit now , any others from previous days would be appreciated.Its abit Ding/Selby heavy at the moment
>>67265483
>tfw read a book on Nanking
Sad shit, makes the holocaust look compassionate
Genuine question, would anyone fancy a /147/ meet up next year at the crucible?
>its a selby runs out of position after 2 pots episode
>>67265563
sure, we will all wear pink tutus and steve davis masks ok?
>>67265563
mite b cool
>>67265532
Hendry is savage on Twitter
>>67265563
You are playing with fire son
>>67265563
Id be more inclined to the masters
>>67265563
Weirdo
>>67265563
Only if we come in lower league football shirts
>>67265563
Yeah, I'd bring a mate for insurance though
>>67265546
>>67265184
Higgy bear
>>67265562
You know it didn't actually happen right?
Was made up by Mao in the cultural revolution
ref taking no shit
>Selby will become a legend in your lifetime
