Manlet Stroman vs. Jake Odorizzi
>our fanbase is so dead the thread was made by a rays fan
>>67260016
I-I'm a jays fan
Lol at that 0 hustle from Donaldson
>its a jays vs rays episode
>another dead thread
We need some dingers or some meme plays right quick
>>67259989
bets on cecil blowing another game for us? honestly why do we keep that four eyed fuck around.
>>67260426
Because he's been good for several years and deserves a chance to get his shit together. I really think it's just a slump tbqh.
what is tampa bay like as a city? anybody here ever been?
>>67260033
BRIE
R
I
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LOOPER
So why is Kiermier such a sexy motherfucker?
>no homo
>>67260491
Yeah, but don't use him in tight situations and rely on him a closer until he gets his shit together tho
The jays suck, and jays threads suck
No hitter incoming
>>67260505
Tampa Bay area isn't just one city. St Petersburg and Tampa are the two main cities in the area.
St. Pete is nice. It's probably the least "Florida" city in Florida. It's very artsy and youthful and the downtown core is getting gentrified as fuck lately. Lots of nice beaches around too.
Tampa has a good night scene. It's the strip club capital of America. I don't really know much else about it though.
UMPBALL
I'm here for solo dingers
looks like a bigger crowd than usual at the trop
i'm here for blown saves
Fuck this ump, even though >we benefited there
>>67260883
same
Justin is a great prime minister.
>>67260883
>>67260974
How long until you root against the bullpen?
>tfw remembering how much I hated Ricciardi's bullpen
SO CLOSE
this teams been terrible since scutaro left
JOSH
O
S
H
donaldson doing his part as per usual...
>donaldson
>le solo strikeout man
>mfw a no hitter is ended with a homerun
and of course no one else does shit. I am not even excited to see bautista or ENCARNATION come to the plate anymore wash ups.
>>67261198
>le suspicious azn man
>>67261275
>le 100 million dollar man
>>67260426
Cecil better be goins goins gone back to fucking double a
>Rays handing out pitch grip baseballs to kids under 14
>has a curveball grip
>literally encouraging 14 year olds to throw curveballs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67261319
yup. right back to where he belongs. sucking dick in the minors
>>67261331
whats wrong with having 14 year old throw curves?
>>67261331
they're not doing it for the kids' pitching, they're doing it for their opponents batting :^)
>>67261422
Their arms aren't fully developed at that age and it'll fuck up their arms if they throw it often.
Fastball/changeup is all you need at that age.
>>67261422
14 year olds having curves > 14 year olds throwing curves
whos the sexy ass bitch in the crest commercial? man i wanna pork that hole.
>>67261497
idontcare
>>67261331
14 is old enough.
tulo has had a lot of balls come close to carrying this year he just needs a little more strength to have a few go over
blue hays syck
>>67261512
It really isn't
remember when tulo and martin were supposed to get runs? or hits? or even on base?
>>67261624
I was finished puberty at 14
>>67261773
You must be a chick then
YO TIME TO GET FAMOUS
FOCUS
>>67261739
martin gets a pass for playing hurt but he should be on the DL. Tulo can fuck off.
>cecil is the first relief pitcher since 1913 to have 5 losses in april
JUST
>>67261970
just what
>>67262004
FUCK
Damn that tbt shirt looks sexy
>tfw no more bush party
>>67262052
fuck what
>>67262105
my what
>>67262105
TEAM
>>67262125
SHIT
>>67261970
impressive tb h
posting a qt
so this is usually the time that cecil would come in and start to stink up the joint. I think we should not put him in today because I want us to win. Just one series this year please.
>>67262004
>>67262150
>this all started when he got a go ahead dinger scored on him when he was about to break the MLB record for consecutive appearances without a run given up
i want a gf so i can fuck her pussy
>>67262180
>>67262314
wtf that's my gf
delete this immediately
lately I have been getting into the cuckolding porno's, which blue jay would you say is the most likely to have his wife/gf cuckold him? Who would enjoy it?
would you tap Stro's sister?
>le solo walk man
>>67262367
Weird face tbqh. But yes I would.
>>67262367
hard to tell but yes
>tfw no qt british nationalist gf
>>67262367
probably good tits under there.. yeah I would take a chance
>>67262367
fuck yes
>Edwin chucks his bat in anger
>that Nelson Muntz "haha!" over the loudspeaker
You know for guys who are in their contract years they sure are playing like shit.
did i just hear nelson from the simpsons laugh????
>blue jays lineup explained in one picture
>>67262338
The blue jays fucking suck bro
>>67262503
Yeah, it's a funny meme.
should the bluejays buy the star shower laser light for the rogers centre to keep fans coming back?
/pol/ fuck off
>>67262639
the blue jays should commit ritual suicide to keep the fans coming back
stroman complete game incoming?
that strike look cool
>>67262670
>im a leftist
>>67262744
With the bullpen the way it is? Yes.
Expect a lot of 8/9 inning starts this season. Then expect their arms to fall off by September.
little ceasars is gonna charge me 13 canadian dollars for a deep dish pizza with stuffed crust. What a laugh.
>>67262853
Jay's aren't gonna be playing in october so that's fine
>>67262860
Little Ceasars is garbage, I'd rather eat cardboard
>>67262853
>>67262744
lmao have you forgotten that stroman has a 4.00 ERA because he stays in one inning too long every fucking time and leaves the bases loaded for the bullpen
>>67262944
i'd rather eat donkey dookie out a buffalo's asshole
>>67262860
thats a good deal for 2 dollars american
>>67262588
fuck yeah nigga
>>67262860
pizza delight is better
HE'S GETTING STRONGER
I wish stroman would back door me like that
what's ur favorite britney spears song lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vvBAONkYwI
home run derbys > pitchers matches
if the bats stay this dead texas is gonna wreck our shit
le suspiciously asian man
>>67263249
SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA, WHO BUCK WILD WIT THE TRIGGA
Le purple dino
BASED LE SUSPICIOUSLY ASIAN MAN
BASED MOTHERFUCKING BARNEY WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS MAN NOT PLAY EVERY DAY
Nice job "darwin barney"
>>67263249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkSFh6HMUtQ
>yfw they both don't score
>yfw RISP
>>67263444
checked, trips confirm
>>67263398
Gibby doesn't want the Jays to be good
what the fuck was that at bat
how are the jays going to ruin this opportunity
>>67263398
Because losing is a good thing
I WISH I could order dairy queen online so i didnt have to talk face to face with the cuties at the cashier
>>67263533
yeah i hate that shit at mcdonalds. always hoping i get like a guy or old lady
>le solo strikeout man
>le $500 trillion dollar contract man
Based Barney
they almost fucked it up ahahahah
>bawwtista
>encarnacion
2 LOW
L
O
W
2 L O
L
O
>tulo is bad
>>67263789
TSUUUUUUUUUULO
2LOW
That's game
SUDDENLY HITS!
Bautista just doesn't care anymore, or i GUESS HE JUST SUCKS NOW
>>67263810
Lol saved
LOL
>>67263859
he's clearly not drinking his booster juice
Fantastic block by Webb. There's a future for this kid if he keeps up that defense.
Joe west is a gigantic faggot
illegal screen pillar shoots from the line
>stealing
top kek based pilar
Umps want to make it for the happy hour specials.
Good goyim, we can't have the blue jays winning now can we
>>67263953
D'oh!suna
the bullpen is on the field??
that impassioned strike 3 call
how does fisting work? I can't imagine putting entire hand up into a vagina?
>>67264130
no just osuna, it's safe
Good game Rays/Jays good day/night all
>Rays fan cheering the final out
They just wanted to go home
>>67264241
ur mom does it to prepare for me
>>67264245
All of my kek
good game, good series rasy bros, if you exist at all
>>67264241
You don't start with your hand in a fist.
Good/bad game/match rays/jays good/bad day/night all/you
>>67264261
I've been to a lot of Rays/Jays games at the Trop and they're basically a Toronto home game. There's a lot of snowbirds around here who come out to support the Jays.
suck on my nuts
OJ simpson definintely did
>>67264709
I don't think so senpai
