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ITT /sp/ in the year 2100
>Want to make a grilled cheese sandwich
>My wife's son is using the space-microwave
What do I do, bros?
>still no WC
Will Leicester clinch their 75th title this season?
>tfw robots beat us at every sport
same old tired memes
same old tripfags
same old /sp/
R-remember 1966 lads? O-only 134 years ago...
Hey at least we'll all be dead by then
Wenger should be sacked immediately.
is an drone a athlete?
>no andorian gf
Can a player really be considered elite if he never played in MLS or the CSL?
>>67256841
HAH
>>67256801
I won't
>football is their main sport
>they invented the sport
>0 (zero) continental cups
>134 (ciento treinta y cuatro) years without winning a WC
>all big clubs from their league are owned by foreigners
>the best players in their league are foreigner
Is England the most pathetic sport nation on Earth?
Will Arsenal fire Robowenger if they fail to promote?
do you mean /esp/ ?
The bills will break the playoff drought this year r-right guys?
>still no owl
>>67257169
At least we're white.
What part of Leicester were you in when they won their first title?
man, sad to see Favre is considering retirement
Who lifelong Jupiter fan here?
>yfw moot could still be alive in 2100
Jagr is 500pts away from breaking Gretzky's record.
>>67257425
is he gay
>>67257400
>neo-nazi
>supports gas planet
Not surprised tbqhf
>>67257446
he's a cuck
>>67256914
Are you referring to those leagues that existed nearly 100 years ago but were shut down due to being so monumentally shit?
>>67257425
Id be 107 years old in the year 2100
what are the chances i make it that far?
NEXT YEAR IS OUR YEAR
>>67257169
las malvinas son británicas
>>67251622
>mfw I never became a professional spaceball player
I should have never gone to college desu
>>67257372
Was that the team where New Islamabad Mozilla Firefoxes'(™) brave Danny Drinkpepsi's grandfather won his first title?
>>67257486
kek
guys i want to watch tonight's game but my pet white person won't shut up, what do?
>>67257169
Holy shit extinct flag!!!!! I forgot about the Argies after the 2nd Falklands War
MLS Home to the best soccer players and the World Champions
>another Leicester title
Nice """league""" you've got there Pakistan
>>67257486
You're still no closer than when Stevie G let the title slip 87 years ago
>>67257550
But in the stone age
SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE SINGAPORE
>>67257015
MOOOOOOOOODS
Where were you when Derrick Jeter Jr, Mo Jr, Bernie Jr and ARod Jr came and won the Yankees 22 more rings?
STANLEY CUPS IN THE 21st CENTURY
>USA: 71
>AUSTRALIA: 29
>FUCKING POWER GAP
>canada: 0
do you think this could be Totti's last season?
>>67257467
Be more /fit/
Balance your diet with help from /ck/
No reason not to make it to 100+
>>67257652
messi? who?
> Nobody can stop Cristiano Tronaldo
Help ;_;
>>67257694
>Balance your diet with help from /ck/
hey did you know there was a team called Aston Villa that won some titles, like 200 years ago?? Then it disappeared because it got relegated to amateur to football
>Neymar jr jr jr jr jr jr jr wins le balon de le oro
>>67251622
Did you guys see the Juve vs Inter match yesterday? Buffon made some unbelievable saves.
> not dying fat happy and comfy
Hey guys remember that game called football? Neither do I
>>67257486
yeah la, keep working on getting that promotion to Conference North
>>67257694
what's the point of living so much anyways
just to remind you how good the old times were and how shit they are now?
>>67257762
kek
When will Cleveland ever win another championship? Even LeBron couldn't do it
>>67257926
2100 - 1966 = 134, you fucking mong.
It's 2100 and people still can't into arithmetic?
>>67257958
completely forgot about the 2100 thing
my bad
>tfw born too late to experience dank memes
were the 2010s that great, bros?
>>67257821
>just to remind you how good the old times were
r-right guys? these days sure are good....
Remember 50 years ago when we ran out of fresh water?
>://www.inquisitr[.]com/3046643/world-will-run-out-of-fresh-water-in-2050-says-leaked-report-earth-faces-catastrophic-fate/
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>The Cleveland Natives win the World Weries
>The Washington Warriors win the Superbowl
>>67258014
The best. My grandpa told me many stories of dank memes. Showed me a few of them too
>>67258019
they'd be good if you weren't such a beta
I can't believe Lebron is coming back for the 45th time. God damn modern medicine
>tfw you have to go do space exploration
>tfw you have to leave Earth
>tfw can't stay home shitposting like your greatgrandfather did
People in the early XXI century had it great.
![ClarkCub2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VFPNCYk.jpg "ClarkCub2[1].jpg")
Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.
TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose.
Hologram was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose in 3D.
Time travel was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose in whatever decade they pleased.
Baseball added 44 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams spanning North America, Latin America, and Pacific Asia.
George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th,70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays, then Justin Bieber celebrated his birth, 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th, and 100th birthdays.
Halley’s Comet passed Earth… twice...then a third time
The NBA, NHL, NFL, MLS, NCL, and NPA were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.
Man landed on the Mars, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
Thirty-Two US presidents were elected.
There were 31 amendments added to the Constitution.
The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, became the subject of major motion pictures, then that movie had a shitty remake 30 years later…giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.
Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in baseball, then the Ricketts Dome is built and becomes the oldest park in baseball.
Flag poles were erected on Ricketts Dome roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.
A combination of more than 92 summer & winter Olympics have been held.
Twenty-Five baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.
The Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Arizona Diamondbacks, Florida Marlins, Los Angeles Dodgers, Chicago White Sox, Tampa Bay Rays, Montreal Expos, Havana Rollers, Hiroshima Toyo Carp have all won World Series.
>>67259088
top keks
>>67259088
>Man landed on the Mars, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
>USA has been majority non-white for like 60-70 years
>Wetback majority turns povertyball into most watched sport
>Niggas start playing it because $$$
>Win World Cup every 4 years
Never let anyone say there's no silver lining to white genocide.
reporting in from belfast
In the year 2100
>Audiwinslol in the driverless Formula series
>IAAF has to distinguish between world records and moon records for pole vault
>UFC is the leading robot wars series
>Cubs still haven't won the series despite bio-engineering their players into monsters
>Babe Ruth is brought back to life, racism is re-instated in baseball
>Soccer seizes to exist as povert does
>Kickoffs are reinstated into the NFL after 80 years, realizing most NFL players are braindead already
>SJWs have succeded in removing all animal based sports
>ESPN has merged with TMZ to become EStmz
I wanted to get a link to a stream for the game tonight but I'm not sure if Sharia allows it?
WHO /MILKYWAY/ HERE?!
Fuck off Crab Nebula niggers.
>>67259205
Most wetbacks assimilate and watch baseball and football like every other American.
I bet you were one of those who stressed about Italians were gonna turn the national sport into bocce back in the early 1900s
>>67257746
Getting randomly shit on by Argentina now
WTF has my club come to
>>67259205
Yeah, 'cause Mexico is a football powerhouse, right?
Packers have won 75 of the past 80 division titles but still no Super Bowls since 2010 to show for it.
Due to the 3 generations of white slavery implemented as reparations by President Sanders black and white as we know it in regards to sports are flipped around. Black /sp/ posters are shitting themselves at the hyper athletic white QBs coming through and dismissing them all as memes who are only there to bull their black team mates wives.
The Cubs have still not won a World Series since 1906
>>67259997
*1908
Is a drone an athlete?
>>67257746
>it got relegated to amateur to football
>ran out of water
>barely any forests
>have some thing called 'Sharia' law which means they are all forced to worship 'God'
>owned by Martian investors
>zero (0) Galactic Cups
>can't into terraforming
>all of the actual useful ones left for the moon or Mars
>lost the Martian Revolutionary War
>lost Milkway War 1
>so bitter about getting btfo they started their own in house war called 'World War 3' because it was the only way they could win at anything
>As a result could barely put together even an amature level Spaceball team
>polluted vast swathes of their own planet with nuclear waste and non-decomposing litter
>the desolate rock of 'Earth'
this will finally be our year guys
>>67257821
this desu my granny is barely alive at 94 and has a bum leg and a shit ton of other problems
I will be cool checking out at a heart attack at 80
>>67260466
>the ottomans literally came back and took over the middle east over 30 years ago
>the cubs have still not won a world seires
kek
>>67251622
Pats secure their 32nd championship feb. 2100
cap this
>>67259572
KEK
95% of people on sp now were not here in 2010. hell they werent even here in 2012
north korea win the glorious cup of world again lads
The Bengals might actually win a game in the playoffs this year.
>>67260781
I came here in 2012 :3
That faggot from Peru is still posting KanColle stuff on my /sp/. He just never stops, huh.
Though I'm surprised KanColle lasted this long desu.
/sp/ isnt going to make it to 2020, this board has died in the past 2 years
>tfw still dodging everyone's sides from Slippy G incident
>>67257467
probably by 2050 we will have perfected the mother cells use so we could still be 100+ years old and look like 60
Android Tom Brady vs Android Payton Manning for all the marbles
>>67259088
Dub of delicious OC
>tfw cska bukarest will win the Soviet Premier League for the 6th time in a row
>>67261652
Been a long while since Rostov won it, isn't it.
>>67257015
18+
tfw earth will never win the Solar cup
>nerman jr. jr. jr. jr
>the goat
>never proved himself in the chinese super league
toppest of keks
>>67259088
>1908
Great Robben injured again
>>67262361
>playing roboRobben
>over Memephis, the living meme
Way to go, Blind jr.
>>67261652
>tfw title contenders for the Ottoman Super League are Olympiacos and Beitar Jerusalem
Now that the dust has settled, are we ever going to take away all of Messi's trophies for being the first alien being to compete against humans while undetected?
>South Africa
>European Cup
Why is this allowed? I can understand fully integrated countries like Syria and Isreal, but South fucking Africa.
>>67257015
von habsburg?
>>67257464
sauce
>>67262476
nice
>>67259088
beautiful
Who in their bright fucking mind decided to call handegg "football"? Thank christ that semen slurping sport was banned for eternity.
>>67259088
There it is
>>67257425
He is the real eternal jew
>>67262476
>Australia is holding the Eurovision
>Melbourne Victory is going to win their 3rd European Champions League title in a row
>Fuckers literally nuked Galipoli to set the final score
Who will stop the Big Strong Australians before it's too late?
Ronaldo is still alive and looks the same
>>67263287
Yeah, he really turned his fitness around after playing for the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers
>8raz1l
Leicester will choke any time soon lads, I'm sure of it. The 85 year old meme is over.
>watching anything but the Mars Basketball Assocation
Who else Miyamoto Knights here?
>Neil Warnock appointed manager of New London Ayatollahs
Will he save them from relegation again?
Will Belgium make it 3 world cups in a row?
Totti's getting on a bit now
Who is going to replace robotino Perez??
>>67257652
kej
>>67257464
>Implying there's a difference
>>67262584
Photos on interwebs of a girl's instagram where she is in a photo with him saying that he is such a good friend, then in other photos she is with some Alpha holding hands, can't be assed finding them, just search moot cuck in google images
>>67264242
He'll be fine
can arsenal claw above metropolitan police, barnet and norwich to secure the league finally?
>de gay
>>67265816
**user was executed for this post**
Cristiano Ronaldo was undoubtedly the best player of all times, he was simply complete and the world saw it as he kept breaking records after records by being in top form until his 40 years where he retired.
Meanwhile Messi stopped being relevant as he became 32 years old, funny how 15 years later it was brought to light that he was steroiding himself.
Good thing Barcelona got relegated, those cheating scums.
I still can't believe how Leicester managed to lose against Benfica in the Champions League final.
>I qualify Lionel Messi
>>67266306
>german humour
>>67266306
>I still can't believe how Leicester managed to lose against Benfica in the Champions League final.
That was nothing like the Ajax-Feyenoord final
Do you know that some parts of Amsterdam are still uninhabitable?
>>67257467
>1993
get out newfag.
Was Jamie Vardy the greatest player of all time?
Let's look at the evidence
>Won England the Euros and World Cup single handed
>More goals than caps
>Crucial part of the dominant Leicester side of 2015-2022
>3x Champions League winners medals with Leicester
>Ballon D'or 2017, 2018, 2020
>Turned down Real, Barca and Buyern at his peak
>Won treble in his first retirement year with >Schalke
>Came out of retiremtent and scored in 50 games in a row as player manager of beckham's Miami Vice FC
>Founded current GOAT club in the world's GOAT league, Shanghai Shitbangers
>yfw people ITT will actually be alive 100 years later
>>67266885
>>Won treble in his first retirement year with Schalke
>>67264657
top KEK
>>67266885
fucking lel
>>67266885
>Shanghai Shitbangers
>>67266970
>mfw I'll still be shitposting
>>67272257
me too mang
>>67258096
Wow look at this ancient dialect, what could they have meant by this?
Oakland A's are still playing in the Coliseum.
>>67266885
But how many Pulisic of the Years did he win
