>Jailed paedophile footballer Adam Johnson was beaten up in the prison showers by another convict after refusing to clean hair from a plug hole, an inmate has claimed.
>New to Moorland prison in Doncaster, Johnson was assigned the task of cleaning the showers. He had been scrubbing all morning when one thick-set fellow convict asked him to remove a clump of hair from a plug hole.
>But Johnson allegedly said he had already completed his task and told the demanding con to 'f*** off before asking him 'do you know who I am?'
>'One of the cons told him to clean his shower again. Johnson ignored him and the other bloke really got in his face. Johnson then swore at him. The bloke punched him in the face and Johnson defended himself,' a witness told the Daily Star Sunday.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3567668/Jailed-paedophile-footballer-Adam-Johnson-attacked-prison-showers-fellow-inmate-ranting-know-refusing-clean-plugholes.html
>people will read this and smile like he deserved any of this shit
Fucked up
>>67246679
>before asking him 'do you know who I am
This guy is pretty handsome and could surely get women his own age with no problem. Why become a pervert?
DESIGNATED
PLUGHOLE
CLEANER
>>67246708
At least he didn't get beaten up just for being in prison, by the sound of how much of a douche he was being he probably did deserve this
>>67246708
The guy is a cunt, he intentionally groomed a minor. But, I agree he still doesn't deserve that.
Who is going to sign him when he goes out of jail??
This has to be the biggest sports related JUST
>>67246708
Anyone who says 'do you know who I am?' deserves twatting in the face, especially when you're a famous paedo.
>>67246727
Oldham. Signed Lee Hughes. Almost signed Ched. They've got a thing for rogues.
>>67246711
when you can get any girl you want it becomes boring.
the excitement of a horny naive 16yo geordie probably turned him on to the point of he couldn't realize how fucking stupid he was being and the consequences he could face (whether you agree if it was right or wrong)
he though oh yeah this will be easy, i meet up with this bright-eyed young girl and get my dick wet a couple times then move on. fucking idiot didnt realize 16yo girls that sleep with sports stars in their little town like to tell all their friends and so this happened
>>67246679
>you will never be the wimpy white guy in prison that gets his hole plugged with a bbc from a ripped black guy
why even live?
>>67246679
>remove a clump of hair from a plug hole
What did they mean by this?
>>67246750
10/10
I assume the other inmates were singing:
Fuck off Adam Johnson
You're going down for noncin'
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile
As he had his shit pushed in.
>>67246743
She wasn't 16 which is why he is in prison.
>>67246743
>when you can get any girl you want it becomes boring.
This. It's why his porn history was full of beastiality and shit.
>>67246743
a) She was a Mackem not a Geordie
b) He wouldn't have had anything to worry about if she were 16
>>67246773
oh, just forgot the age of consent over there is actually 16 and not 18 like here in merica
>>67246780
>beastiality and shit
fucking really. i missed that part
>pedophile
>kissed a 15 year old girl
>court psychologist said he had no attraction to prepubescent girls
>prepubescent
>15
>sexual activity/pedophile
>kissing
Why is every court on this planet fucking retarded?
>>67246792
Yeah and he researched the age of consent on his computer and fucked her anyway.
He isn't a paedophile but he deserves to be in prison
lol footballer meets reality, professional plug hole cleaner now. hope he gets to see his smokin ex bird in dubai spending his money
>>67246792
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/adam-johnson-arrested-animal-pornography-porn-extreme-laptop-a6950476.html
>>67246809
>fucked her
He literally did not
>>67246829
This. All he did was meet up with her, sign some shit, kiss her and leave.
>>67246679
Did he mean his arse?
He'll sign for Midtjylland any day now
>keep deleting our convos
KEK
E
K
>>67246803
back to your plughole adam
>its an Adam Johnson thread
>its an everyone is a legal expert thread
>its an everyone gets the facts wrong to suit their narrative despite every detail of the case being publicly available thread
>its a "ephebophile not paedophile" comment
>its a "he did nothing wrong" comment
>>67246838
>sign some shit
Is this a euphemism for 'splatter her face with so much spunk it looks like a builder's radio'?
>>67246868
Nothing PREpubescent about a 15 year old girl, nor are you a pedophile for kissing (ie: not fucking) a 15 year old. I'm not saying it's right or anything, but that's the equivalent of saying someone is a pedophile for kissing a 17 year old in the US just because she isn't 18, and still a prepubescent child because she isn't 18.
It's fucking retarded. I'm not saying he didn't break any law considering the two's ages, but it's retarded to actually call him a pedophile or the girl prepubescent.
>>67246851
half time plumber haha
>>67246914
adam, seriously it's full of hair
>>67246875
>>67246914
Like clockwork
>>67246895
No it's a euphemism for he signed some shirts/jerseys for her.
>>67246875
Well there is a difference between ephebophile and pedophile for a reason, or else the former wouldn't exist as a word.
Not too long ago we found out that Adam Johnson’s prison job was mopping floors for £11 per week. But now it looks like he is sacking off the bleach and bucket in place of a pair of scissors, as he is keen to take on a qualification in hairdressing. This guy is really reaching for the stars since being fired from Sunderland Football Club.
The course at Moorland prison, Doncaster, (where he was transferred earlier this month) focuses on barber shop work, meaning he could maybe grease a few palms with his mad shaving and cutting skills while he waits out the rest of his sentence. A source said:
He really fancies a go at it. His mum used to do it so it runs in the family.
stick to the plughole gig lad
>>67246976
>giving criminals a pair of scissors
>>67247002
This mentality is why you guys have millions in prison for decades, for stealing bread or whatever.
this is why we need pedo rights
>daily star
Oh really
Are there any pics of the reason he is in jail?
>>67247013
No, we have millions in prisons for decades because the system is terribly broken and people commit crimes constantly.
Besides nobody is in prison for decades for stealing bread, the worst of that shit are a bunch of basic ass weed dealers that get shit. Either way it's not a good idea to be giving criminals scissors, especially when some of them are murderers.
>>67247013
Then again we also have what is called 'life on the installment plan" Guy will go in sentenced to a few years, do shit, get a couple of more years to his sentence, do more shit, etc, etc.
It's actually possible to go in for two and do twenty years.
>>67246803
it's a difficult one to legislate. you can have a girl who goes through puberty 2 years before another. in the longrun, you have a 15 year old who is further along sexually maturity than a 17 year old.
>>67246679
>pulling "do you know who I am" in prison as a Premiership footballer
>known for noncing
>to thugs
Retarded on so many levels, he'll be a little sissyboi when he gets out.
>>67246679
>before asking him 'do you know who I am?'
Does he have a death wish? I mean, seriously what did he expect when he said those words? Did he think the guy was going to go "Oh, shit, I'm SO SORRY Mr Johnson. I didn't realise it was you. Please accept my apologies. You are of course that famous footballer who was sent here for noncing. Let me get that plughole for you. If there's anything else I can do, just let me know fine sir."?
Forget the guilty/not guilty debate, for that alone he deserves to be beaten to death.
>>67247072
>legislating sexual maturity
>ever
>>67247072
>who is further along sexually maturity
The fuck are you talking about?
>>67246838
Fingered her too la
I hope the woman he got sent to jail for fucking kills herself
>>67247072
The chances of a 15 year old girl still having not hit puberty is so slim it's ridiculous. It has nothing to do with whether they're sexually mature or not, it has to do with the term prepubescent, which implies ya know, pre puberty, before it. If this was a boy, this wouldn't be a problem since it's quite common for boys to hit puberty later than girls. But you can't tell me that a 15 year old girl hasn't hit puberty by that time in her life, which implies that she has periods, tits (or at least some semblance of them), etc. That's incredibly rare for a girl of her age to be prepubescent, and I highly highly doubt she was.
Learn what words mean.
Official list of reasons Adam 'John-top of someones daughter' Johnson hates pulling hair from plugholes
1. He isn't used to hair getting in the way of slippery holes
2. After years at Sunderland the only showers he is comfortable spending time around are showers of shit
3. The only things he is used to 'pulling out' are good performances once every 10 games that allow him to keep his place in a relegation battling side
4. He is a footballer so usually if he pulls someones hair they will pretend to be hurt and try to get him sent off
5. He doesn't like water escaping because it reminds him of Sunderlands leaking defence
6. Water circling the drain reminds him too much of Sunderland and their constant struggle against relegation
7. The prisoner telling him to do it wasn't an incredibly tedious Irishman with glasses and that is the only type of person who can tell AJ what to do
>>67247079
Yeah that was fucking stupid. I've done county time myself and have known a number of ex cons. The LAST thing you want to do is bring attention to yourself if you are dirty.
>>67247097
Does the lack of an ozone layer send you lot loopy or something?
Heard AJ loves a bit of hair around the hole anyway.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/oct/21/puberty-adolescence-childhood-onset
reminder
>>67247120
HOLY FUCK, VIETNAM DOES IT AGAIN
>>67247119
I'm sure the parents and the girl will be comforted by a fucking dictionary
>>67247120
Topkek.
>>67247119
i didn't mean to imply that 15 and 17 were the years that puberty hit. one could have been 10 and the other 12. roll on 4 years, one is illegal and one is not, despite being 2 years ahead in terms of sexual development.
>>67247120
Jesus
>>67247158
>My feelings should be the law
They should be disappointed their daughter's a slut and be done with it
>>67247143
The point is also that they're being taken advantage of mentally, not physically. It's one thing bring attracted to a developed woman, it's another being specifically attracted to developed women who are easier to manipulate
>>67247158
Yeah, because a 15 year old girl talking to an older man knowingly doesn't expect sex of any kind, or have any concept of sex whatsoever.
Man, her parents are gonna be devastated when they find out she has a boyfriend who regularly fucks her in the back of a car.
>>67247179
Oh I'm not saying what he did wasn't illegal, it was. Just that I find a psychologist calling her prepubescent is stupid, because it is.
>>67247200
but women never mentally develop
you think he couldn't have "manipulated" a 25 year old woman just as easily? You just would have never heard of it. Younger girls aren't "easier to take advantage to". it's just a meme society uses to scapegoat out of complete cognitive dissonance.
>>67247158
Grow up you fucking mong.
She was a 15 year old woman who initiated a lot of the interactions, not a 6 year old girl.
I'd imagine her parents are disappointed in her.
Ched Evans must be happy, this Johnson stuff made everyone forget about him. Maybe he can even find a club now that nobody cares anymore.
>Reading tabloid shite ever
>>67247255
He was proven innocent m8.
>>67246743
I don't think it's merely boredom I think it actually is a kind of disease that these people have. If you read article below the people say they feel drawn to commit offenses and they go in an anonymous program where their compulsions are handled
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/oct/16/how-germany-treats-paedophiles-before-they-offend
AJ better keep his head down, this is what happens to arrogant nonces in prisons in north east England
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-18808886
Kaitlin Lackenby wasn't even fit.
>>67246679
>But Johnson allegedly said he had already completed his task and told the demanding con to 'f*** off before asking him 'do you know who I am?'
Holy shit what a moron. This guy is a fucking retard. From pissing about in court to anger the Judge, to acting like he has any power over the inmates
>>67246833
Is this seriously the reason he is in jail?... it cant be...
I thought for sure it was some kind lia marie jhonson 15 yr old... that doesn't look worthy of prison at all.
>>67247255
Also his conviction was overturned
>>67247250
Oh come off it
Celebrities/athletes side, the average joe will definitely find it easier to get in bed with a 15 year old than a 25 year old
It's not a meme it's fact. They haven't even done their fucking GCSEs
>>67247252
The texts say otherwise. She didn't resist but the initiative definitely came from Johnson
>>67247283
>>67247307
EBJE apology when?
>>67247255
Tbh he has served his sentence and should now be reintroduced to society and the mob mentality and protests every time he seems to find a new club will not help his rehabilitation process
>>67247306
No that's his gf who he cheated on with the 15 year old.
No pics of this girl are available due to legal reasons
>>67247319
>the average joe will definitely find it easier to get in bed with a 15 year old than a 25 year old
are you fucking kidding me right now?
Would you go to jail for this?
>>67247323
Never. Even if he is proven 100% innocent no club will touch him because the feminazis will give them so much shit and he's not worth it.
>>67247306
This is the girl he fingered
>>67247341
I forgot to look at the flag
Baited
>>67246679
how was he "beaten up" if someone punched him and then he defended himself? I thought getting beaten up is taking a defenceless beating.
>>67247379
>>67247301
Enjoy jail lads
>>67247380
are you seriously implying it's easier to sleep with a school girl than go to a club and fuck a drunk slut who fucks as much as she eats?
>>67247389
Good luck. I'm behind 7 proxies.
>>67247403
The latter is rape
Take a look at yourself man
>>67247418
>>67247283
Ched hasn't been found innocent yet. They've decided there's enough evidence for a retrial.
>>67247352
>>67247379
>google image search
>all results are from some sperglords blog
THE FREEMASONS DID IT!
>>67246865
>all he wanted was to feel
>>67247120
>1. He isn't used to hair getting in the way of slippery holes
Should have built up to this tbhon, the rest don't even compare to how kekworthy that was
If you were in his situation would you kill yourself?
I probably would
>>67247506
Nah, she was 15 and he's being made an example of because he's famous. He's not Ian Watkins
>>67247547
What does he have to look forward to for the rest of his life?
>>67247555
Being rich?
>>67247555
What does she have to look forward to?
You really think she's going to university to study medicine, meet Mr Right and settle down to start a happy family?
>>67246780
I think the scariest part of going to jail for me would be people looking at my computer.
>>67247567
Legal fees
Child support
Lack of income
Lack of ability to generate income due to lack of qualifications
Chances are, nobody will love him
Lifetime of regret
>>67247120
Top top lel
>>67247555
Remembering the time he fingered a 15 year old?
Reading this thread I'd say most of you should be locked up too. Disturbing individuals.
>>67247590
When I was in Vienna for university I lived a ridiculous lifestyle on my father's money.
One day I woke up, looked at all the shit around my apartment (porn - printed and digital, cocaine, speed, weed, empty bottles, pizza boxes, a lobster i had failed to cook, two loaded handguns and a rifle) and the state of the girls passed out on my floor.
I then thought about what would happen if I were to die and someone were to discover all that, what they would think of me.
>>67247644
How do you fail to cook a lobster?
>>67247644
tbf you wouldn't be the worst thing Austria's produced.
>>67247644
read that in Arnie's voice
>>67246679
Can we say that he chatted shit, hence he got banged?
>>67247119
I always felt sorry for the boys in my class who were like 16 and still hadn't hit puberty yet
I'm still behind him, 100%. Didn't do anything wrong
>>67247882
Of course you are Mohammed
>>67246865
DELET THIS
>>67247911
Actually my first name is Abdullah haha, roast me
>>67247368
Feminazis don't have a say in football, especially in the lower leagues.
>>67246679
>Clean the plughole
Is that prison slang for "tongue my anus"?
>>67246679
they call him a pedophile for fucking a 15 year old ? holy shit.
i could fuck 14 years old in german without going to prison, because age of consent is 14 here.
how come muslims are allowed to rape underage girls and eat them in Britain but a white guy can't kiss a 15 year old?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html
He's not a paedophile.
>>67248336
yes, if you're under 18.. 18+ guys are allowed to fuck 16+ girls and women
And that makes the whole thing even more ridiculous.
14yr old fucks 14yr old - all good, they know what their doing.
18yr (or adult in general) old fucks 15yr old - put him in jail, he's crazy chop his dick off, he took advantage of her because she doesn't know what she's doing
>>67248587
but this never happens.
i read about 20 year old making 12 year old pregnant and even he didn't have to go to jail.
i guess as long as you don't molest 14 year olds everything will be fine or only a low punishment like community service.
>>67248627
but 6 years in jail for fucking a 15 year old god damn this is sick.
he deserves punishment because he used is famous status but make him pay money or whatever ...
I dont know about the whole "do you know who I am" bit, but he probably better off not being an outright bitch.
Hes barely a pedo anyway, he will be alright
>>67248660
*kissing a 15 year old, makes everything 200x more ridiculous lol
>>67248627
yeah I also heard that
>>67246679
This bothers me, what he did would have been completely legal here, and he is serving years in prison, fucking hell.
>>67248259
Remember Oldham trying to sign him?
>>67246865
>Keep deleting our convos
Such a fucking nonce
>>67247644
>two loaded handguns and a rifle
Why would a uni student needs these things?
>www.dailymail.co.uk
>The former £60,000-a-week paedophile
![article-1220815-041CD38E0000044D-527_468x329[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6jdiDqF.jpg "article-1220815-041CD38E0000044D-527_468x329[1].jpg")
>>67248341
I've literally bought a kebab from that place
