Hornets
Game 7
10:00 AM
Heat
Trail Blazers
Game 1
12:30 PM
Warriors
Pacers
Game 7
5:00 PM
Raptors
>when will the madness end?
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/celtics--offseason-plan-to-include-a-run-at-kevin-durant-143324787.html
Why would Durant go to the shithole that is Boston?
>>67245777
I would like the lebron-Boston rivalry to be renewed again
ignore maple nigger posters, they get BTFO today
>>67245777
Easier conference (free trip to the ECF every year instead of having to play Spurs all the time) and a team that has a good supporting cast + a top 3 pick instead of Westbrick and a bunch of scrubs
>>67245777
>trips confirm
he;s coming for you pray4bosh
https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/726252291897081856?lang=en
>taylor swift saying "Ginobili"
>>67245799
maybe it would wake lebron's useless ass up if he had a chump to troll on a regular basis
>>67245859
I think his wife cheated on him at one point then he got an even hotter wife. Idk if they are still together but i remember her trolling Charles when he said SA had some big ol' women.
>semi-final games before round 1 is over
Is this a new thing?
>>67245882
Oh, wow. I didn't even notice this.
>>67245859
i dated one of his ex-gfs back in the day but her pussy was too tore up and i don't like using the ass all the time so i dumped her
bitch got fat afterwards so it was a good call desu
>>67245882
i hope so. the faster we get to the finals, more dank speculation in the off-season.
>>67245882
the nba aren't about to let a bunch of eastern conference scrubs who are dragging their shit on too long cuck them out of weekend ratings
cp3/parker/mills
durant/green
kawhi/anderson
aldridge/pau/west
marc/duncan/boban
ginobili as assistant coach
>>67245958
Who do you think is Taylor's favourite NBA player?
I think it would be Kawhi Leonard.
>>67246163
my dick desu la'
Hornets win
Pacers win
Blazers win
>You now realize Durant is already more successful in his career than Barkley ever was.
>>67245958
jesus, i understand now why she's pretty much ms america
>>67246206
>you now realize that ben simmons has already made more money than you will make in your lifetime from endorsements
END THIS SUFFERING
>>67246220
Not me, la'. Almost done with my PhD in Maths. I can get any job I want making 300k starting.
>>67246209
Because she's literally perfection. I honestly think her flesh is made up of a mixture of Honey, Strawberries, and Daisies.
>>67246230
>it's a "24 year thinks his Phoenix Online degree is worth shit in the real world"
enjoy making 30k in the middle of nowhere my friend
>>67246246
>Implying I haven't already had 3 internships with 2 hedgefunds and 1 top 5 investment bank.
>>67246203
>this mad that clippers lost
wait so that math phd 300k starting salary isn't just a meme?
>westshit
>>67246268
it's true you can get a job almost literally anywhere for sure
making how much? hmm i dunno
GGGGGGIVE ME DEROZANNNN!
RUSSELL/HUERTAS
DEROZAN/CLARKSON
BATUM/INGRAM/BROWN
RANDLE/NANCE/MAKER
WHITESIDE/HIBBERT/BLACK
WAL-TONS OF TITLES
I've got to be honest. I'm looking ahead to the Western Conference Finals, Warriors playing the Spurs. Portland is over .500 in the regular season by a few games, and OKC got blown out too badly in game 1 against the Spurs for me to think they'll win that series. I just think the real action starts when the Spurs face the Warriors next series.
>>67246289
>RUSSELL/HUERTAS
my nigga
>>67246289
DeRozan is a meme, I don't want him in LA
I'd rather run
1. Russell
2. Clarkson
3. Simmons
4. Randle
5. Maker
>>67246299
>Warriors playing the Spurs
okc sas aint over yet young blood..
okc in sweep in 6
>>67246314
>young blood
>>67246308
>>67246312
huertas aka the celtic manlet slayer LETS GO LOL
dont we will draft simmons and maker, and we'll pay derozan, he'll play like a champion for walton, canadian casey just doesnt know how to harness his american elite skills.
>>67246209
she made me want to fuck 3D women again desu wa yo
>>67245958
>>67246209
>>67246236
meh, i think she's sorta boring looking. but i have raging yellow fever
>>67246331
>dat kobe money
>gibme dat 70 to 80 miliions
OK got sent here >>>/mu/64490719
So explain who is Hinkie and what connection he has to /mu/ and why you dumb Chads keep spamming our board
>>67246362
ME TO NIGGA, LETS GO LAKERS!
>>67246382
PIC RELATED SENPAITACHI
LAKERS HYPE DURING RNH!
CELEBRATE WITH ME BROTHERS!
walton is probably snorting coke off jeanies ass rn with mitch and kobe...we did it bros.
BRANDON
R
A
N
D
O
N
>>67246299
Just give the trophy to the WCF winner and 2nd place to the ECF winner
>>67246410
he's actual quite handsome, I think if he lost like 20lbs he could probably pull some qt asians or something
>>67245777
>Boston
>signing top-tier free agents
>>67246398
>you dumb Chads
Chads play sports, we discuss them on an anonymous mongolian yak herding forum
>>67246413
>20lbs
nigga weighs like 230
>>67246362
>but i have raging yellow fever
You and me both, anon, but post a better example as to why men like us have the preferences we do.
Go Miami.
>it's a RBL harasses some fat fuck from /mu/ episode
Where's that yawn anon at?
>>67246404
Luke Walton was a champion as a player and an asst. coach and he will bring that championship mindset & attitude to the @Lakers organization
— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) April 30, 2016
russell
clarkson
derozan
batum
horford
boogie
maker
simmons
ingram
buddy
kobe comes back
nance
gasol
everyone on 1 year vets minimums and rookie contracts, so we can pay walton, shaw, blatt, mchale, and messina.
then after we win the title and year is over, we do it all again next year, CAP MONEY FOR ALL ETERNITY.
>>67246421
How tall is he anyway? If he's like 6'0", then it's not that bad
>tfw last thing Hinkie talked about maybe going up to VA and having drinks with Brandon/Clips/Tristan/287lbs
Who cut all these onions/???
>this fat fuck from /mu/ is disrespecting RBL
OH HELL NO
>>>/mu/64490833
>>67246447
5'6
>>67246442
Did someone say fat fuck?
>>67246163
Russell Westbrook
who /luda/ here?
>https://youtu.be/t21DFnu00Dc
>>67246424
>but post a better example as to why men like us have the preferences we do
Nah, I like the girl next door types. And filipinas don't count bruh.
if you aren't a fan of either of these three teams, you're doing it wrong.
>>67246495
That's an acceptable image. That's a nice looking girl.
Would cum inside as she begs me not to/10.
>Filipinas don't count
If pinay don't count then what the hell does? Japanese, Filipina, and Taiwanese girls are top shelf Asian stock, anon.
>>67246532
>Hasn't been relevant in years
>Hasn't been relevant ever
>Literally cannot win a 7 series
Nah, I'll stick with best team.
>>67246534
My gf is Hong Konger and she don't count Filipinos as Asian; they're maids. Literally the Mexicans of Asia.
>>67246559
u serious m80?
>Stays relevant even when we are the 2nd worst team in the league (not anymore btw, we play-offs now)
>first team to beat the warriors (something gayami couldn't do iirc)
>Would have beaten the memes if it wasn't for ref-ball.
cmon senpaitachi.
>>67246559
lol this heat fan just jelly the bucks are going shred the east post-lebron while his team becomes stays a bunch of over-rated dinosaurs
>Aldridge 38 pts on 18-23 shooting
So tell me again why other big name free agents won't want to go to the Spurs?
>>67246559
>mfw cHeat get eliminated by a Chinese bible thumper
Is Kevin Durant truly cursed?
>>67246648
no but Lebron is
so what's thing thing about laren maysaggytits going after brandon?
>>67246680
welcome to /nba/. enjoy you're stay.
>>67246648
it's what happens when you steal lebron's mvp from him
>>67246772
>implying the curse has anything to do with lebron
I got 40,000 on the hornets
>>67245777
Current roster plus they trade Olynyk and Amir and the number 3 pick for either Boogie or Blake plus Durant would win the East, desu
>>67247106
>wanting Boogie on your team
Is hating on Lebron a meme now? I'm not aware of it.
sup /spurs/
>>67247112
IT4/Smart/Rozier
Bradley/Turner/RJ Hunter
Durant/Crowder
Blake/Jerebko
Zeller/Sullinger
Reminder that Dwane Casey is from Indianapolis. This was fixed from the get go. We've been set up canabros.
As good as Kawhi and Draymond are I feel like giving DPOY to a perimeter guy is like giving NFL MVP to a running back. A rim protector is pretty much always more valuable than a glove.
this fucking edgy lyrics meme is so unfunny, it was never funny but it gets less funny every day
unfortunately I fell asleep yesterday...
Any kind soul could provide a summary of the game?
>>67247199
>NFL MVP to a running back.
a player than can literally carry his team is being compared to an outside defender?
up all night drinking or what's your deal? why are you up at 3-6am on a sunday monring?
>I was up drinking, had a nap, then woke up hung over
>>67247232
Aldridge played amazingly, Kawhi was also really efficient, Green was making 3s, Westbrook and Durant each had less than 20 points
>>67247148
Another one added to LeBron's harem:
>Miley
>Beyonce (getting back at Jay)
>Rihanna
>Princess Kate
>>67247232
>>67247257
>Beyonce
lelno
Blazers in 6 tbhfamilia
>>67247281
http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/09/interview-beyonce-lebron-james-body-language-expert
>>67247400
holy fuck, JayZ is a cuck
>>67247448
top cuck mate lel
>>67247463
namefags are worse than tripfags tbhf
jesus spurs are fucking monsters
curryfags watch the fuck out
>>67246635
>over-rated
Nah, that's the Bucks. Every year its the same old
>muh potential
>muh greek freak
but they haven't gotten past the 1st round since like 2000.
They need to go back to the smug buck though
Can you get in decent shape playing basketball? I live right next to a court and I'm not fat or anything but I am out of shape. Been playing for about an hour each day and it definitely feels like Im getting a workout.
>>67247982
It's better than nothing but not quite enough add cardio and some bodyweight exercises
>>67247982
It's a lot of cardio, definitely. Especially if you're playing a full court game running up and down. You'll burn a lot of calories and get your heart rate up.
>>67247232
>Any kind soul could provide a summary of the game?
Spurs scored a lot of buckets, OKC did not
Nothing else happened all game
If they play at their peak, will the spuds be able to beat the dubs?
>>67250264
LMA can't shit the bed or they lose for sure
The 8th seeded team from the East had a better record than the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th seeded teams from the West. Is this just because the East doesn't have any powerhouse teams while the West does?
>>67248973
Why does Popovich have a UK flag?
>>67250409
cheap proxies desu
>>67250264
Spurs will have to max their le beautiful basketball and LMA will have to activate his meme range game to max to beat them. And even then I don't know.
Spurs defense will not be able to win it for them against the Warriors. Their offense is going to have to win it for them.
>>67250624
Same goes for the Warriors. They're going to have to shoot lights out for 4 games to beat the Spurs. They won't be able to grind out wins against them
>>67250404
The East just blows man. Sure you have power gaps in the West but in the East everyone is equally shit.
>>67250758
Yeah the top 4 teams in the West are really good compared to the East. All we got is the Cavs. Still I feel like there a lot of young teams in the East that could be a threat in the future. Talent pool seems deeper just as a whole.
>>67250624
i thought 3 was meme range
Wizards
>>67251113
The West had a winning record against the East this season, the East is just more even
>>67251915
It's not all that big of a difference though, which is nice. 218 (east) wins vs 232 (west)
>>67253718
i'm enjoying the relative parity. the east is looking pretty exciting for future seasons.
>>67251679
When you're as big as LMA and you can shoot incredibly well from midrange, thats meme range
who /16-0/ here??
spudoras confident af lmao
enjoy while you can
>>67256025
Damn already shitposting
>>67251679
the 3shot is meme now because of Curry. he'll inspire a generation of chuckers that are shit.
like mj/kobe inspired a generation of mid-range ----- meme range ----- chuckers. the mid-range is also meme because it's the worst shot in basketball; it's worth the same amount of points as a dunk/layup which is close and easy, but is almost as far away as a 3shot.
>>67253953
Not really, especially when you have cases where the 4th seed team in the west is close to the 1st seed in the east.
We'll see though as a new generation is coming up.
>>67257517
>tfw in 1000 years the FULL COURT shot will be the norm and games will be literal chuck-fests.
>>67256025
If Curry comes back and is even half of what he was, I'll be surprised if the dubs play a game 6 in any of the remaining series. Only team close would be the spuds. And the finals against the calves will be the ultimate anticlimax.
>>67257718
With half a curry they are not winning against the Spurs or Cavs, amigo.
>His team isn't this based
Are you even trying, other organizations?
>>67257939
>mfw the new face of hip hop is some idiot that is constantly turned into meme for every little thing he does.
>he gets showered with praise
>this also applies to Kanye
Nice genre you got there.
>>67257517
>it's the worst shot in basketball
It is if you're LeBrick yeah.
>>67257997
Photoshopping himself into his album cover is fucking corny
>>67250264
If Green can hit open 3s, I'd say Spurs are better than Warriors.
>>67247112
>not wanting the best center in the league
he only has a shitty attitude because he's constantly losing
>>67257997
>blaming the genre for what the Jews are doing to it
>>67257997
>the new face of hip hop
>drake
drake is more pop rap like vanilla ice or marky mark
curry from three.........GOOD
>>67245958
that willl never happen
>>67258645
BAAAANG
Charolette Hornets vs Miami Heat
NBA Playoffs First Round, Game 7
1:00 PM ET on ABC
>>67258815
Heat and Pacers win today
>A source close to the situation tells me Blatt to #Knicks "is close."
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
>>67259147
Are you also happy that the Knicks will have another shit season if Blatt leads the team?
>>67259241
That shirt looks a little uncomfortable
They did Shaw dirty on Inside the NBA kek.
>>67259147
anything better than Phil's triangle friends
pls trade melo and rebuild
MICHAELJORDANSCOTTIEPIPPENTONIKUKOC
Which franchise is the Leicester of nba?
I like it when games start early, family
>>67260306
Are you that pol fag who shit post permanently?
>>67260404
i rarely go to pol, so no
>>67260460
Larry bird is so overrated...
In twoseasons, Stephen curry scores more 3s than Larry in career..
>>67260306
went to be bed at 0530 last night after the spuds game RIP
>>67260577
>he's better cause he makes more 3s
>>67260668
K-k-kneebrah?
>Patrick Ewing gets interview to coach — no, not with Knicks, silly
apparently Vlade is making on great decision after the other baka
(been trying to post for some time, probs with posting in 4chan)
also thx to the lads who provided a succinct summary of OKC-SAS
Will one of the Hornet/Heat or Pacers/Raptors winners play Game 1 on Tuesday?
>>67260701
I thought you were kneebruh.
>>67260701
>>67260782
lol
Lmao did you guys see Trevor Ariza?
>>67261631
Fucking kek
>>67260782
are you telling me we now have two frenchies who aren't kneesbrah? this is going to get confusing as fuck lads
>>67261809
Might as well start learning french so we can communicate with them
>>67261833
j'apprends le francais depuis six ans, c'est toi qui a besoin d'apprendre la langue :^)
>>67260842
J-j-j-janitor??
Charlotte 21 pts behind
ou est kneesbrah
>>67246203
If this happens then every underdog won and that's pretty based.
>yfw Goran Dragic
>>67261909
Je parle français toute ma vie mon cher ami.
>>67261809
Kneebruh isn't even french.
This is sheer speculation but a MIA-CLE EC finals would be fan.
>>67262078
on sait pas
>>67262269
ah meeeeeeeeeeeerde
>>67262279
he has a french flag which is what counts
strawpoll for POR-GSW
http://www.strawpoll.me/10102627
>>67246636
Money
>>67250624
But warriors need to keep up the pace
>think the East will finally be good this year
>6 months later Lebron will cruise to another finals appearance
Feels bad man
>PRAY4BOSH already talking shit about the Cavaliers
Please start screen capping
>>67262738
Jesus Christ this series is going to be over in four games, isn't it?
Why did anyone ever think Donovan was going to be a good coach?
~le meme faces man
>>67262969
This is why the Celtics need to sign a superstar and become elite. I'm fucking tired of LeBron cakewalking through the East.
>unironically ruining it
Fuck off Brazil and America
>>67263295
who's the semen demon next to him? his wife?
>>67263339
yes
>>67263325
Don't worry America will unironically ruin Canada again later.
t. game 7
>>67263407
fuck the trophies, fuck the mvps, fuck the records, i'd become the goat just to marry here
>Crying during the national anthem
Top Kek, what a giant faggot.
>>67262993
I hope the Raps beat the Heat.
>>67263605
>implying it wont be Pacers vs Heat round 3
>Pray4Bosh was crying about how shit the Heat were
>currently talking shit
Is the biggest cuck also the biggest fairweather?
I want to fuck Sage Steele
>>67257517
mj inspired a generation of isofags
i don't even know what kobr's deal was, he was an isofag who went chucker for some goddamn reason
>>67263628
>mfw brazzers vs pazzers finals
>mfw subzero ratings
>>67263773
She's an Aunt Jemima
>>67263688
>not calling out your team when they're doing dumb shit
You're not a real fan.
>>67263827
Put your trip back on
heat do it again. when will you obese virgin weeb NEETs learn not to doubt?
>mfw legod gets one for da land
>brandon in charge of predictions
Brandon Jennings
@thinkiminthe90s
East Playoffs
Pistons, Pacers, Boston, Charlotte
1st Round Winners
>he hasnt filtered the most cucked tripfag on /sp/
i want newfriends to leave
>>67247106
boston fans are literally the only people on the planet who think olynyk has trade value. just stop thinking any combination of your shit-teir roleplayers and a single lottery pick are worth boogie. they're not. send both brooklyn picks and two non-white players and you're close. otherwise fuck off.
>>67263986
>he doesn't enjoy laughing at delusional tripfags
>he has no self control and gets angry at random people's opinions
Go Wizards I want you to admit that you were wrong about Boogie being good and that defense is not a meme. Your anti defense rant got btfo this season and no one ever called you out on it. Apologize.
>lillard is from oakland
what the fuck. the faggot bay area basically wins no matter what in this series.
>>67263986
>he doesn't join in on the bants
>>67262738
What the fuck
>>67263204
>>67263234
>>67263269
Poor guy
>>67264153
Im expecting top levels of bantz tonight if the Raptors lose.
I want Steph to come home. Curry and Lin together would be a Meme Team Supreme.
>>67255141
>>67257517
I see, thank you
Maple niggers getting btfo tonight, no more maple niggers in /nba/. Feels good lads.
>>67264841
I'll still be here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*BREATHES DEEPLY* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
game over in oakland
Isaiah "The Little Guy" Thomas
Jimmy "Buckets" Butler
Jae "Never Give Up" Crowder
Kevin "Grim Reaper" Durant
Thon "I am what Haseem Thabeet should have been" Maker
6th man: Marcus "All Defense" Smart
Who can stop us?
>>67264951
Happy easter Kostas
>>67265005
>Who can stop us?
reality
>>67264951
Spurs and Warriors are about to sweep. What a fucking boring second round
![Steph Curry Dancing machine [HD, 720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/XJ6Meyn.jpg "Steph Curry Dancing machine [HD, 720p].webm")
/NBA/ HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN RIGHT! EVER!
>>67265063
Wouldn't be impossible to pull off. The only issue is the bench needing tiny deals. If Ainge can finesse Durant into getting less money it's achievable. Those 6 are only 71 million in cap.
I hate how casual NBA fans don't stop talking about Jeremy Lin. Such an overrated player. Not even a better PG than MARIO CHALMERS.
PROOF
Jeremy Lin per 36 in Charlotte: 16 pts, 4 asts, 4 rbs, 53 TS%
MARIO CHALMERS per 36 in Memphis: 17 pts, 6 asts, 4 rbs, 57 TS%
What is this racist bullshit? Why does Jeremy Lin get praised as a great player when he really sucks? I feel like this is the only place where I can vent this frustration.
>>67265291
He was a meme during Linsanity too. No one looked at his turnovers.
The easiest way to beat the memers is to let them put their wack bench in and watch that lead get washed away.
yet another did in the nba playoffs where i watch anime while playoff games go on cause this shit is boring af
>>67265270
>the only issue
is convincing a top-10 player to go to boston
>>67265028
merci joseph
>>67265090
ikr... at least the WC finals should be really good
>>67265504
The east second round might be okay. Heat/Cavs might be fun. Pacers or Raps/Atlanta might be a snorefest
>>67265005
cavs, hawks, heat, probably pacers, probably raptors, maybe detoilet
>>67265598
http://www.nba.com/playoffs/?ls=iref:nba:gnav
>>67265764
I don't know what I was thinking. Well, Pacers/Heat might be gud
ATL is gonna shit the bed
>>67265818
If the Raptors win I want you to apologize.
>>67265963
>Raptors not choking on an important game.
>>67265963
If the Raptors lose, you have to become a Pacers fan. We have a deal?
>>67266063
I can bandwagon them for the rest of the playoffs. Cant really become a real fan though lad.
>>67266110
Fair enough
Blazers fans be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
>>67266259
The size of his forehead triggers me desu
Damn, /nba/ was right, that panda song is str8 fire
>>67266411
The karate bullshit in the background killed it for me
>>67266411
damn do you live under a rock or something? how is this your first time listening to it?
>>67266475
Is there a mix out there without that bullshit?
>>67263204
>>67263234
>>67263269
>It's Nanking all over again
>>67266517
lmao you're the one under the rock homie
>>67266365
Blazers fans be like
"At least we're not the Thunder"
So its basically confirmed that people who thought GS was just curry are the biggest casuals right?
>>67266560
No idea senpai
>>67265963
i want you to leave /sp/ when paul george drops 40 points on the raptors
>>67266579
no u are
>>67266660
It confirms Curry is a literal system baby
>https://www.reddit.com/r/heat/comments/4har7h/can_we_stay_away_from_the_hornets_sub_please/
and this is why I hate reddit. are you fucking kidding me you dont want to shit talk the other fans? how much fun are you guys
>>67267086
>It confirms you mad as fuck
>>67265368
I'm not gonna let you get away with saying something this retarded. Their bench is as good as most playoff teams
>>67267109
not like this place is any better
no hornets fan is even going to show up in /nba/ because they know they'll get shitted on
>>67267121
>defending the memers
kill yourself and gb2 reddit
>>67267121
That is the stupidest thing I've ever read
