>Super /rug/ round 10 results:
Chiefs 24 - 22
Blues 36 - 30 Rebels
Highlanders 23 - 10 Brumbies
Reds 30 - 14 Cheetahs
Lions 17 - 50 Hurricanes
Stormers 30 - 32 Waratahs
>PRO12 /rug/ round 21 results:
Benetton Treviso 22 - 21 Connacht
Glasgow Warriors 70 - 10 Zebre Rugby
Munster Rugby 27 - 19 Edinburgh Rugby
Cardiff Blues 27 - 40 Ospreys
Ulster Rugby 30 - 6 Leinster Rugby
Newport Gwent Dragons 20 - 34 Scarlets
1st for Chiefs
>>67244614
>1st for bandwagon
Typical jafa jumping on the 1st place team
>>67244636
>supporting the team of the area you grew up in is bandwagoning
Is all of /rug/ this retarded?
>>67244655
All I know about you is your a jafa and Chiefs are #1
Putting 2 and 2 together isn't retarded at all
Now, now, girls, let's not bicker.
>>67244725
Stay obsessed you little dweeb.
I'm guessing you've lived in the exact same small town, in the exact same house all of your life and you can't fathom a person living in one city and supporting a team from another and you're taking out your rage on me.
7th for mighty Blues
I have a feeling the Canes will win it this year 2bh.
Can I watch your s(poo)rt?
>>67244856
honestly can't see any non-nz team winning it
it would be hilarious if all the semi finals were nz teams
Might break up with the gf soon lads
>>67244873
No.
>>>/cric/
>>67244970
Might as well post the pics then.
Wildcard qualifiers will come from the best THREE teams from the The Australasian Group and best placed team from one from the The South African Group that did not win a conference. This means that there will be Five teams out of eight from the Australasian Group and just three from the South African Group.
Quarter finals
(Conference winner) Seed 1 vs Seed 8 (Wild Card)
(Conference winner) Seed 2 vs Seed 7 (Wild Card)
(Conference winner) Seed 3 vs Seed 6 (Wild Card)
(Conference winner) Seed 4 vs Seed 5 (Wild Card)
>>67245075
If we had quarters now:
C1 Chiefs v WC8 Lions
C2 Stormers v WC7 Highlanders
C3 Bulls v WC6 Hurricanes
C4 Rebels lel v WC5 Crusaders
All NZ semis actually possible holy fucking kek.
>>67245116
how are the semi's done?
C1 and C2 or C1 and C3?
>>67245172
see above, we're having quarter-finals first.
each conference winner host a quarter.
>>67244873
Only if you support the chiefs
>>67244856
What team will we not see in the semi finals?
>>67244968
They'll surely change the rule to make sure this doesn't happen
>>67244973
Fuck off Danny
>>67245273
I do support them
>>67245299
Cumsaders to choke on dick
>>67245300
The conference change was to stop it happening
They will change how the conferences play each other next year so they will change the seeding ect too
>>67245299
>thinks the blues have a chance
Highlanders v Hurricanes
Chiefs v Crusaders
Crusaders v Hurricanes final
>>67245383
Chiefs vs Highlanders to be frank
canes to choke in the semi
>>67245383
>Crusaders v Hurricanes final
>>67245383
>Crusaders v Hurricanes
you spelt chiefs and highlanders incorrectly.
>>67245438
Probably 2bh the canes have improved a lot over the early rounds I can see them going all the way
>>67245806
I would be surprised if the Chiefs get to the grand final 2bh. Their forwards got exposed last weekend and the highlanders and crusaders will give them a run for their money in that area easily. if it wasn't for a prop that in the past has played both sides magically not being able to play one side of the scrum and the TMO having a bet on, the Chiefs would have lost
>>67245593
(you)
Underhill? More like UnderTHRILL
I miss when jerseys used to look like more than training tops
>when you realise you've basically already won the pro12
>>67246489
>when connacht unironically lose to treviso
>>67246554
>>67246554
>mfw
bumwolves on 2nd win watch
>Samu Kerevi will have surgery Tuesday and is expected to be sidelined for three to four weeks.
>>67246854
fuck.
>>67246908
Still makes him eligible for the Wallabies doesn't it? Could have been worse, especially with the way Kuridrani has been playing
>>67246930
>especially with the way Kuridrani has been playing
what? Absolute dogshit?
Lions on exposed watch.
SA rugby on death watch
COLES ON CAPTAIN WATCH
>>67246973
Exactly, you want Kerevi there in the Wallabies because he has been so shit
>>67246930
He should be back in time for wobs, but the Reds have a tour of NZ - crusaders, hurricanes, then back to aus for the sunwolves before the break.
He's literally been the only attacking impetus in the reds backline, and without him the reds are going to get toweled up badly.
Do we know when ChiekGOD will announce the squad
Just saw this on the bookface ladies
>>67247130
differences I spotted:
>literally every player is different
>the teams are different
>australians have good enough weather they can take photos outdoors
>one is a pre-tour photo and one is an end of season photo
This is one of the dumbest spot the differences I've ever seen. Are kiwis so dumb that this is challenging for them?
>>67247176
This response was even angrier than I anticipated lol
This is now /cric/ official
>>67247213
That Specsavers county cricket is on sky. I'm just waiting for the IPL to start.
>>67247213
/nrl/ is the /cric/ subsidiary
>>67247265
>I'm just waiting for the IPL to start.
Since there are no Poo Peelanders in that, you should kiss your sister, Pajeet
>>67247300
Wankush is a redditor and /rug/ is full of redditors. /nrl/ is full of Channel 9 Summer of Cricket bogans
>>67247279
Nah nz/sp/ owns 90% of /rug/ since it's founding, 60% of /cric/ since 2015, and have since taken up a 30% stake in /nrl/.
A buy of 5% of /afl/ is in the works, and we're just going through the paperwork.
On technicality, /rug/ are majority shareholders of /cric/.
>>67247316
literally kill yourself
>>67247327
>replying to him
YOU are the problem
is rugby redpilled?
>>67247338
Don't talk to mentalben like that
>>67247348
Redpilled that people who get angry about feminism are just loser softcock misogynists?
Yeah
>>67247348
Rugby is SJW: the sport
>>67247314
rude
>>67247419
Great book that, I must thank Pocock for introducing it to me, even convinced the boss to get some in stock
>>67247434
>unironically deleting your lebbit account because you are afraid of getting doxxed and then making four new accounts to stalk daniel with
>>67247438
Based Devvo God on astute business man watch
>>67247451
Nice one Krazylad, I deleted my reddi t account permanently because I wanted to increase my productivity. That's why I've stopped posting here as well. The Daniel-posting ones are just for like a day and then I never use them again.
who /yowie/ here?
>this soccer spam
Just got back from iron maiden lads
Who's watching nottinghamshire v yorkshire now?
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/county-championship-division-live-streaming
>>67248248
I love spam as much as the next guy but I'm going to put a stop to this
>>67248265
Watching the IPL la
>>67248265
>it's a daniel post
>>67248319
Not even daniel honestly just gotta bide some time until Leicester win the eagle and it's on sky (for some reason)
>>67248397
Come on Daniel its embarrassing literally noone else in NZ cares about the cunty champee and shit. We all know its you
>>67248397
>Not even daniel honestly
Sure lad
Sure
>tfw I'm watching this now and actually it's pretty comfy
What have I become
>>67248397
Sure thing daniel
I put a stop to the spam lads.
You can thank me later.
>>67248494
E X P O S E D
>>67248397
Also "heres a stream lads but I'm watching it on sky lmao"
Nice narrative mate
>>67248265
I'm watching Mordovia x Rostov
And I still a little bit frustated because Brazil has drew against Chile
>>67247557
do they still make those things? rug should crowdfun goatvids, which are like yowies but contain a life lesson from goatvid/highlights dvd of ruck turnovers from the rwc, within a chocolate resemblance of goatvid
>>67248608
Please watch our other sport
>>67248611
i was actually talking about the cryptid.
i think they do though. havent had one for a good 10 years though
I really like Daniel
Nice catch tho
What's for lunch lads
>>67249113
Too early for lunch. 9am here.
>>67249167
Yeah and it's midnight here. It's still lunch m8
K11 Punjab all out for 154? Dependable total lads?
>>67247419
Could Pocock be any more of a faggot?
>>67249468
No they're a shit team
how come they can get Nass and Athers for this but not Bumble or based mikey h?
>>67248945
Bit gay
He could be a kiwi :^)
>>67251246
haha good one sis
>>67250207
Thanks
>kiwi_fag
1st for Ulster :)
I was just looking at AOL.com where they are streaming the Pro Rugby game and saw the page had a comment section. There were people who actually believed Pro Rugby has been organized by "Them" to further push European culture on American audiences. Making the average American believe they are not the greatest country anymore in some massive psy ops conspiracy.
I hope the sun explodes.
>>67256377
Yea I watched one of the games that were streaming on their facebook page and the comments were hilarious.
>>67256377
screencaps needed
>>67256664
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/27/san-francisco-ohio-square-off-in-pro-rugby-match-live-on-aol/21352015/
>HEY AOL/HUFF...WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SHOVE EUROPEAN SPORTS DOWN AMERICAN THROATS??????????? WE KNOW IT'S ALL PART OF THE BIG PLAN YOU HAVE TO CHANGE AMERICA FROM THINKING WE ARE THE GREATEST...BUT PLEASE STOP....PLEASE!!!!! WE HAVE FOOTBALL...ARE YOU SHOVING THAT DOWN EUROPEAN THROATS?
It's all the same obvious mental patient now I look again.
Posting for your convenience. ( :
>>67257690
based scots cucking ireland
>>67257726
they're losing to Connacht and Leinster will put 50+ on Treviso so they're ending 3rd
even then pretty pathetic they can only manage one team in the playoffs
>>67256499
>>67256377
Why was are you watching lower-tier games in another country?
>>67247419
God, what a complete faggot.
>>67257726
This >>67257772 to be honest with you family.
>>67257831
the same reason that there are americans who watch the ABL: tragics
>>67257831
Don't know about the Zealander but I was curious to see how it was going because I am interested in rugby and its development.
Same reason I watch some games in the Aviva premiership even tho it isn't as good as the pro 12
Gone to extra time boys. Was a close one there at the end.
A fucking replay lads. Literally only 1 point in it just after time was just up and he stuck it over the bar from 70 yards, fuck me.
Heart breaking for Davey.
>>67257690
So Scarlets have to beat Munster so Ospreys can qualify for Europe and Ospreys have to beat Ulster so Scarlets can get into the playoffs?
Squeaky bum time Tbh
>>67257831
A mixture of what those other guys said. I like to see how rugby is developing in other countries and maybe find a few decent players I didn't know about. But really you can't watch a stream of rugby from America on AOL.com and not be a tragic.
>>67257772
Delusion: the Post
>>67259955
ospreys will beat ulster but scarlets won't beat munster.
>>67260582
Both Irish sides will win.
Lads! Check out this funny post I saw on /r/rugbyunion.
The picture was captioned "They don't build props like this any more...."
LOL! Insane banter.
>>67247419
>owner of a sex shop writes a book about misogyny
I'm intrigued
>>67258023
>Same reason I watch some games in the Aviva premiership even tho it isn't as good as the pro 12
ahahaha
wow
>>67262332
hahahaha
>>67257690
>Treviso 22
>Connacht 21
>>67266477
>I think Connacht will beat Glasgow
Shout out to Ohio, fuck San Francisco.
>>67261262
This.
>>67261262
All 4 Irish sides will win.
>>67262332
ahaha so what did you say?
>>67262332
ahahaha
it's because he's really fat and there are hardly any players that fat! r/rugbyunion on muscular and elite craic watch
I'm in a sticky situation involving my rugby.
I'm a 15yr old boy, nearly 16, and I love my sports. I gym 4 times a week and have rugby practices 5-7 times a week, with a game on the weekend. I really want to play rugby professionally, but everyone always tells me how people need an education and how 1% of high school sportsmen make it in the sporting industry. I am also pretty good at playing rugby. I am a stock trader and do make some money from it, I enjoy this field of the work industry, all I need is my laptop and I can make money. I want to be a professional rugby player as I've already mentioned and be a stock trader from home. My parents always tell me how important it is to get a good job etc, but all I want to do is play rugby. What should I do?
>>67270474
Is this r/rugbyunion pasta?
>>67262332
Golly that is a big lad. They do not make them like that anymore xD
>>67271620
After reading some of the comments, l just want to say that we don't know this blokes story. We don't know if he's filling in for someone or playing every week. We don't know if he has a medical condition, if this is his first season or fifteenth. We don't know if he's playing with mates that he's played with for years and plays for the social aspect of the game. He probably gets sledged relentlessly on the field but it takes a lot of guts and determination to get out there, face up to the taunts and play. To play for the fun of it, the love of the game and for just that feeling of being part of a team.
I'm not going to watch your sport.
>>67271785
I apologise if should not have jumped to a conclusion that lead to me making fun of him. I will try show more self restraint in the future
>>67267386
It annoys me that 4 teams are Cities and one is a State
>>67271811
please we need more spics
https://youtu.be/2gAE6HNagkU?t=208
>>67247419
>>67256377
>America has enough sports. How about we come up with manufacturing jobs.
Oi Gentleben, you here m8?
>>67276166
Yeah m8 just over in poo peeland doing some lawyering and playing for obscure rugby clubs
Thoughts?
>>67276438
Man Jeff must be so furious that he didn't join for the first round because he'd probably be first then
Gentlebender is also on suicide watch
>Piesank (2nd) vs muscular name pending (9th)
>Wallop (3rd) vs gentleben88 (12th)
>Highlandgoi (8th) vs kiwi_swag (11th)
>radicallyfat (4th) vs Massive_Casual (6th)
>GrandPersis (7th) vs Blue (10th)
>KurtleyGoodes, Jeff and Capt. AweCat with free wins (assuming Highlandgoi is back and Ice Ice Babby fucks off again)
Capt gets guaranteed first place, if any of 2-4 choke Jeff will overtake them. Beginning to see a proper distinction between top-tier tippers and the rest here lads, there's a nice meaty gap between 5 and 6
>>67276438
its weird how gentleben and kiwiswag have been on top of the points table for most of the comp but don't do well in h2h
>>67276584
Because they exploit meme tactics. H2H is all about margins, those two memers play it safe so hard and that's why they suck at it
>>67276584
Because I only tip from my phone and didn't even know h2h was a thing until 3 weeks ago
>>67276605
playing safe != exploiting bad design on superbru's side of things
>>67276563
>competition is now defined as autism
gonna go kms now senpai
Bumwolves - Force is probably the hardest tip this week
>>67276882
besides the one in your mum
Why is this thread so dead?
>>67277282
/rug/ has gone to utter shit due to Australian and NZ shitposters. I used to frequent this place but rarely come here anymore.
>>67277282
because its midweek
>>67277317
>Monday
>mid week
>>67277407
midweek is sunday-thursday for /rug/
>>67277307
BAWWWW Did the big strong kiwis bully you the fuck away?
To be fair, the Australians in /rug/ are all good and the only problem is the /nrl/ asylum seekers. The fact that you don't know this exhibits how fresh and seething you are.
>>67244725
>Jafa
>Cheifs
>Counties Manukau
>Auckland
These are all the same. Chiefs catchment takes in to account south Auckland. You can be an aucklander and support the Chiefs and it be legit.
>>67277452
Chiefs are New Zealand's team. Chiefs are the world's team
>>67277437
>BAWWWW Did the big strong kiwis bully you the fuck away?
Not really, I didn't post much after RWC, just lurked for the most part. What's happening now is pretty cringeworthy tbqh.
>/nrl/ asylum seekers
They're the ones I'm talking about. Also some /cric/ posters.
>>67277462
Cheetohs are the world's team
>>67277465
Good thing we have you here to metapost now.
>>67277480
Nah Peetos are second
>>67277465
This guy is right sorry fags. Several new trip attention seeking fags and the 2-3 Daniel samefaggots who constantly post excrement makes me X out of this shit hole pretty quick some days. /rug/ was a lot better at staying on topic and not replying to obvious troll drivel but it in saying that it is actually more active around here than I ever remember so I guess it makes sense for the shit posting to be more obvious.
>>67277547
Good thing we have you here to metapost now.
>>67277547
Daniel literally hasn't been mentioned for ages m8 it's all about Gentleben, Jeff and Nina now
>>67277480
cheetos used to be the worlds team but then all the big mean saffas steal all their players
remember reading an article once about how many of the Boks started life at the Cheetahs and its insane. I think its because Gray School is close by and a lot of players go straight from the school to the franchise and Gray School has a rep for the best in SA
>>67277547
>Le shitposters ruin /rug/.
Because there is so much to discuss midweek right? If there is post it and it will be discussed.
Bitching about no serious discussion when there is nothing to discuss exposes you as a seething fresh cunt and soft cock
>>67277574
t. Dark Turd band member
>>67277547
>obvious troll drivel
like your post?
>>67277586
>Gray School has a rep for the best in SA
they used to, but now its Affies and the paarl schools
>>67277647
Is The Dark Turd related to Based Turd Kiwi?
>>67277672
lmao gaze at that preposterous anthropoid
>>67277691
He's a big fan of their work.
>>67277697
This is a good one
My mate told me that everyone who stuck around after the blues game got a 5kg of spuds lel
> retallick
> whitelock
> fifita
> that other canes lock with the long name
> seu
> s barrett
> tuipolotu
NZ locks looking incredible atm. Some of them might be getting calls soon to say keep going cause theyre almost there. Might wanna convert one of them into a specialist 6 as well as after Kaino who is first choice 6?
Start with Retallick and Whitelock obviously but I love the look of Barrett and Seu
>>67277732
haha im having a fun time observing this silly green chimp
>>67277597
Love ya work, statsy.
Now fuck off back to /cric/
>>67277728
might wanna save this question for friday la
>>67277775
fine
but il post it with a green monkey just to be sure
>>67244609
Who is this sexy streamlined semen demon man?
>>67277859
He's Davis Lomu from America.
He was unfortunately crushed in the chrushedchurch earthquake, but will live on eternally as a hilarious meme.
>>67277728
Jordan Taufua, Elliot Dixon and Steven Luatua are all playing well and could play 6. Apparently Seu can play the Lock/Blindside so he will definitely be looked at by the All Blacks. Steven Luatua is already a Lock/Blindside hybird type the all blacks tried but hit a slump last year. The media always seems to harp on about the All Blacks looking for a player who can fit that role.
>>67277882
and 8 cover
the best natural eightman after Read is Squire and he's been average whenever Ive watched him. NZ dont have huge depth in natural 8 positoin but can cover with some worldclass 4/5/6/8 hybrids
Cricket
>>67277465
Hello can I migrate to your country?
>>67277852
It's the only way to get guaranteed replies
>>67278080
>abusing your you privilege
>>67278080
Hello can I have some (you)s?
>>67278115
Only if you support the chiefs
>>67278157
I do support them.
GOOOOO CHIEFS
>>67278181
Based GODkush
>>67276438
Mid-table sleeping giant Tbh
Who /NottsvYorkshire/ here?
>>67278308
Will watch as I'm studying, nothing helps as much as some Kiwi progressive rock and county championship matches.
>>67278199
You too Elitespouter
He's done it again lads
>>67278382
Everyone knows there's no progressive rock from new zealand you fuckwit
>>67278416
does he have a history of this?
>Warm up game against England when all their players will be in the Aviva finals
Wonder if Gatland will actually give some other players a chance.
>>67278457
>he doesn't listen to Daniel's music
Threadly reminder that Glasgow are going to cuck Connacht out of first place and go on to become back2back Pro12 champs and literally no one can stop us
>>67278475
His twitter is a bit mental, he's always talking about his teddy bear. It's even funnier if you consider how many killings he's responsible for.
>>67278486
Connacht are getting BTFO now everyone else has their players back, same as the Scarlets.
1- Glasgow
2- Leinster
3- Connacht
4- Scarlets
Glasgow beat Scarlets
Leinster beat Connacht
Leinster beat Glasgow in the final tbf
>>67278485
I literally cannot name a single progressive rock band from nz. Can you? I don't think we ever bought into that shit, daniel aside.
>>67278514
>Leinster beat Glasgow
This isn't the WC anymore m8
>>67278525
Based Shihad sis
>>67278525
m8 it was just a bit of friendly banter. I bet you don't even support the chiefs.
>>67278572
No I don't, because I'm not a raging bandwagoning faggot
>>67278613
>his team is shit
>POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67278613
>he doesn't support the chiefs.
What next, you probably dislike GOATistic Elitespouter?
Just saw this on bookface
Tbh that wasn't actually out
Root walked for no reason
retard
>>67278644
>>67278649
>>67278661
Danny can you send me a stream?
>>67278665
It's on sky lad
>>67278665
Sky sport 3 sis
Is Jake Ball related to My Massive Balls?
>>67278673
>>67278674
Ok thanks
This underrated New Zealand band is one of the best heavy rock groups in the world. This is my compilation of their meanest/greatest hits, buy their music, go to their gigs and play their music LOUD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ_OUzTP0Ek
Shit keeping. Ball robbed of another wicket 2bh
Why don't you just start a NZ thread on /int/
Fucking robbed again that was fucking gone
>>67278703
>Australian
>>>/trash/
>>67278677
wew lad
wanna service his canadian penis 2bh
>>67278742
don't worry he's already got a line of girls for that
Daniel Ltd.
Jeff Ltd.
GOATistic ELITEspouter Mutual Inc.
>kiwi genetics
>the big book of kiwi genetics
>>67279027
>>67279154
If you want some muscular kiwi genetics, ask your mum to spit. I've just finished with her.
>>67279265
You showed him m8
>>67279154
>that ronaldmcdonald above his forehead
Terrifying
Lads gotta take a big girl to cinema later. She's got an outstanding personality but she's also big enough where I feel the need to mention her size.
Wat do?
>>67279358
How beta can one "man" be
>>67279358
I don't understand why you would have to mention her size? Is she gonna need 2 seats?
>>67279358
Go to the supermarket beforehand and buy snacks. You'll save money because food prices at the cinema are criminal. And I'm sure she'll be wanting to eat the whole way through the movie.
>>67279358
>tfw the most attractive girl I know is a 6ft 1 big girl and I'm only a manlet but my elite, tall and muscular m8 who was going out with her dumps her in favour of a very average Canadian.
>>67279446
Well cuckposted
>>67279365
Oi you cheeky kunt she's probably anorexic by american standards.
Crusaders > Reds
Brumbies > Bulls
Sunwolves > Force
Chiefs > Landers
W.Tahs > C.Tahs
Sharks < Canes
Kings < Blues
>>67278653
Bit silly really. 2 out of the last 4 winners are Australian.
>>67281830
the cumbies came damn close as well and rebels are strong favourites this year
As a loyal chiefs fan tm. rewatched the chiefs match
http://vidzi.tv/4q7tl6x236p0.html
Chiefs controlled the game very very well in the second half, knew exactly what they were doing, Cane and Retallicks best game. Cruden directed things well. Memekenzie was pretty bad but so was Seu and I think Elliot should look to go to France
Pls someone tell the sharks their attack is much better than they think it is.
>>67281830
>>67282337
>>67281830
>Highlanders, Waratahs, Chiefs, Chiefs
No 2 of the last 5 winners are Aussie because the Reds won before that
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Rugby_champions
