GOAT 3B Edition
Last Thread: >>67222574
BOS:Porcello goes seven scoreless in win over NYY
PIT:Liriano limits Reds to one run in 5-1 victory
PHI:Galvis homers, has three RBI to top Indians
TB:Casali knocks walk-off single to down Jays
SF:Bruce Bochy not considering rotation shakeup
NYM:Mets win 8th straight as deGrom improves to 3-0
NYM:Conforto tortures Cain with three hits Saturday
OAK:Hahn tosses 6 2/3 scoreless in season debut
LAA:Andrew Heaney (arm) to have PRP injection
CWS:Garcia could be sidelined through weekend
CIN:DeSclafani (oblique) suffers setback in rehab start
CIN:Raisel Iglesias felt 'pinch' in his right shoulder
Phillies are ELITE
METS ARE FAGS
>jasy
Thanks Cecil. Winning games is definitely overrated.
this is 4 innings out of date
>eternal 4th placers BTFO by literally who?
Move back to your rightful place baltishit. We're coming for that crown.
>>67242518
but they defending N.L. champs tho
>The Cardinals have literally had a player named Hick Carpenter
>>67242539
LOL who cares?
no rings since '86
>lastros
Remember yesterday when people were saying the orilels were the best in the East?
NOT FOR LONG
By midnight the NL West will have 0 (zero) teams .500 or better.
>>67242553
>once played for the Worcester Ruby Legs
>>67242569
Why did Mulder fall apart seconds after leaving Oakland
Pineda is fucking awful holy shit.
>>67242625
Yanks clearly won the trade, but has there ever been a trade where two players were hyped so much and failed so hard?
>>67242625
He doesn't have any pine tar. Duh.
Does anyone have that roylel fan cap of them saying the memeiners and Anglels would give them free wins? Because they're getting BTFO right about now.
>Have to wait another day to watch the Cubs win because they were rained out again.
OFFICIAL MEME TEAM OF EACH DIVISION:
AL WEST: MEMEINERS
AL CENTRAL: LITERALLY WHO
AL EAST: ORILOLS
NL WEST: EVEN YEAR
NL CENTRAL: OTTOMAN CUBES
NL EAST: LILLIES
You know, I'm starting to actually question whether or not George Brett is the second best third baseman. Between Brett, Brooks Robinson, and Eddie Mathews It's tough. Hell, even Boggs could be in that discussion. Chipper is on the outside looking in though
>you now remember the "Astros won't regress" meme
>>67242690
Also want to see this
>#BlueJays Brett Cecil becomes the first MLB reliever since at least 1913 to lose 5 games in the month of April
JUST
>>67242555
Who? the Mets or your phone when you expect girls call you?
reminder
>>67242793
the mets
your mum rang me a couple times last night if you catch my drift
>>67242799
>Cubs win World Series
>Ottomans rise back to power in the Middle East
>>67242793
King of the slams
How often has the AL and NL MVP met in the World Series? Seems oddly rare
>>67242822
Please, expecting anything from Turkey is just a recipe for depression
>>67242836
>Please, expecting anything from the Cubs is just a recipe for depression
fixed
>>67242827
>>67242793
>samefagging
>>67242518
>phillies
>mets
... who?
>>67242528
looks like PECOTA was right :)
>That poster who cites intangibles when he labels a clearly inferior player as superior
>>67242910
>He was hurt a lot, but when he was healthy he might have been better so he's better!
>>67242990
>>67242910
>I use methods i deem fair to judge pitchers
>LA Spics getting blown out by the Dads of all teams
>>67243078
>I hate a formula to determine who is good
>But it's strictly proprietary
>Turns out it's Strikes thrown/Opposing Batting Average*Wins-Losses
https://twitter.com/theleadsports/status/726485516892266496
Did Juan giver her the coke can on her wedding day?
>>67242615
shoulder went kaput
He had a good first season with the cards.
>>67242710
Brooks Robinson is probably the worst of the bunch. Brett and Chipper are about the same. Brett played better D and had the best season of the 2 but Chipper hit for more power and was the more consistent hitter throughout his career. Even when Chipper was 40 with 2 bad legs he was walking more than he was striking out which is pretty ridiculous. If Chipper had that one huge "fuck you I'm the best" season people would more properly rank him. Boggs is probably better than both of them. It's Schmidt > Mathews > Boggs for the top 3.
I have no idea if what I posted is statistically true other than the 40 year old chipper factoid just going off pure memory here.
>Leave even year memes to us
>>67243275
Brettfags biggest argument is muh average
>Where's my ring man and Jersey Fishboy BTFO
>>67243341
You do know that they're considered two of the best in baseball, because they've been able to sustain it, right?
>>67243276
Reminder that the New York Mets' logo is based off the old Giants logo before they left your shithole of a city and cucked New York.
>>67243341
https://vine.co/v/iP9UTJFtZEU
>>67243410
what the fuck did you just say about our city fagboy
>>67243410
You are so mad right now
why are analslime and the lastros so bad?
>>67243341
Is Conforto the next former future Mets great? Will he top Lastings Milledge or Ike Davis in his former future greatness?
The bats are hot boys
>>67243588
>tumblr
>>67243494
If George was still alive, how would you think he would react to this years Yankees?
Wade Miley CGSO alert
>>67243620
>Im telling ya Jerry, those Mets are amazin!!
>>67243620
he would die
it's a catch 22
>the entire NLW is under .500
kek
>the city of the nl west
Why are the Yankees so shit? I thought they had 3 aces in their bullpen?
>>67243686
Even with Betances blowing it yesterday, him and Miller have been great but that's about it. Their starters are mediocre (Tanaka hasn't been that bad) and their offense is absolute shit. They can't do shit with RISP.
>>67243815
>Dellin """""""""Buttances"""""""""
Are the Pirates elite?
Yes.
>Red Sox about to be in first
>skankees buried in last
>yfw the skankees are now reaping the karma for fatshaming Panda
You Jew Yorkers deserve this.
>>67243871
>Red Sox about to be in first
You say this and then Price will blow it tomorrow and then we'll get swept the Who's.
I can just feel it.
The Phillies (14-10) have scored only one more run than Braves (5-18) have through same number of games.
BIG
GAM
WADE
>roylels
Are the Ms elite?
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
26 innings without a run
>>67243893
>get swept by the who's
You're giving them too much credit
>>67243922
One more game played by the barves, which makes this even sadder
>Analslime
>Lastros
>>67243893
Well at least the skankees would still be in last
That's what they deserve for laughing at Sandoval. Who's laughing now skankeefags?
>the city of kc
>Kansas shitty
>getting shut out by a pitcher with a 5.06 ERA pitcher
Pick two
Ive seen all I needed to see
The tigers are winning the world series
>mfw the braves thought they could out tank us
WE GUNNING FOR THAT 10 GAME LOSING STREAK
>>67243960
>detoilet winning anything
lol
>>67243936
#1 AL Pitching against #1 AL Hitting
Will be fun.
>>67243893
>get swept by the whos
1-2 in the last 3 games we crash and burn mode now
dindu nuffin
>>67243871
If you made fun of that fat piece of shit that automatically makes you a cuckees fan? explain that?
>>67243992
He also didn't win shit
>>67243979
They are a top 5 American City in terms of Championships m80
>>67243957
>the city of kc
>the city of kansas city
LMAO
>Wade Miley said "FUCK YOU" after getting a gatorade bath after his CGSO
kek
>>67244001
>no championships in 32 years
>choking twice in last decade
>detoilet
lol
>>67244001
Which has fuck all to do with their perennially choking "money"ball team.
>>67244021
Well at least they are winning it this year!
>>67243994
No. I'm saying cuckeesfags made fun of Sandoval and are reaping karma.
If you also made fun of him, karma will get you too.
>>67244037
>Said in the beginning of 2003
>>67244033
That streak ends this year m8, are you even listening?
>>67244045
But I'm a Red Sox fan, and make fun of him everyday
>>67244045
I know for a fact that red cuck fans were also making fun. Literally everyone on here was making fun of him.
Reminder that the Red Sox lead the AL in:
Runs Scored: 118
Runs/G: 5.13
Hits: 224
Doubles: 64
Triples: 7
Total Bases: 356
RBIs: 111
BA: .277
OBP: .338
SB: 20
SB%: 90.91%
XBH: 89
We are 2nd in:
SLG%: .440
OPS: .777
(both behind the eternal 4th placers)
Coincidentally, we're LAST in HRs.
Hilarious.
JUST
If youre not watching Kelly Nash on quick pitch right now
FUKN LMAO
Hey guys how many innings has it been since the Royals scored a run?
>>67244064
You better cut it out
Fatshaming will be a felony by 2017
>>67244108
That'll be great, because I'm fat!
>>67244108
THIS
H
I
S
google memeiners and scroll down on images
>>67244140
who did this fampai
>>67243960
>>67244001
>>67244037
>>67244055
>I p-p-promise guys, this is the year!
>>67244140
>using google as a search engine
>>67244158
>>67244140
Dope shirt famm, totally bout to cop it
Also, why are there so many pics of this family and their loli children
>>67244174
>>67244140
I'm fucking dying
>Mariners fans acting like they won the world series as they came out
Lol, you guys are that pathetic
>>67244158
Is this some arts (bovine) because cow is spam meme custom image?
>>67244158
I don't know, some faggot who sells a bunch of pepes also, probably a shitattle fan
I just know I gave them a bunch of wojaks to use when the memeiners come crashing down hard
>>67244178
im buying a mug
>>67244140
top kek
inb4 they start selling this dope merch in the official team store
>http://www.redbubble.com/people/jamsbrah/works/15796206-mariners-wojack?p=mug
jamsbrah from Bothell, you are based.
This looks like the whole collection
>>67244232
I want a sticker.
Then ask him to make me a smug A's pepe I can place next to it
kek
>Daniel Murphy should change his middle name to Daniel Hits Murphy because that's what he does
Quality Nashitnals broadcast
>>67244232
>$84 for a framed meme
Jesus Christ
I wonder how much money this guy has mad
>>67244264
If >we win the world series i will purchase this
>>67244108
Fucking finally I won't have to be depressed any more.
>>67244256
He has "sp" as a tag, so this faggot is from /mlb/
>>67244232
I'm gonna buy a mug
>>67244264
Why can't I just print out said meme and frame it myself? Would cost 10 bucks at the very most.
Btw Tigers winning world series this year. Heard it here first.
>>67244256
>>67244264
hoooly fuck imagine hanging that on your wall and having to explain it to guests
>>67244275
it's literally the guy posting all this
fuck off faggot, reported
>>67244280
standard or tall? cant decide
>>67244300
Standard, tall looks strange
I would get a travel, but $23 is too steep for me
>>67244232
>no memeiners wojack v-neck, leggings, or skirt
>Mariners have won 5 straight series for first time since 2011 when they won six in a row in May and June.
AL West now down to rags and memes
>>67243620
He would fire everyone and release a bunch of guys then die
>>67244326
>but $23 is too steep for me
i feel
>>67244299
No I googled memeiners to see if it would tell me "did you mean mariners?" but it didn't so I checked images for shits and gigs
>>67244331
Go Basedgers!
>>67244343
>this damage control
kys my man
>YFW the Cubs win it all this year.
This is the average Shittatle sports fan. Literally the cancer killing 4chan.
>>67244348
DONT CLICK THIS i just used all my bandwidth opening it
>>67244361
If you used all your bandwidth, how are you posting?
>>67244357
embrace the memes or die senpai
>>67244381
who are you quoting
>>67244391
God.
It's the reason he rained out the Cubs today, he wants to give false hope to other teams.
>>67244357
Shitattle is the worst place in this country.Faggots ruin everything.
>>67244357
>kansass fan still butthurt
I don't have a smug enough pepe for the butthurt
>>67244428
>california is the worst place in this country.Faggots ruin everything.
ftfy bb
>>67244428
You mean mexifornia. I forgive your typo though.
>>67244442
>cancerous tripfag bandwagoner who's never even been to a game defending cancerous memes
Yup, Seattle really is the worst place in the country
>>67244463
>who's never even been to a game defending cancerous memes
looks like you are not up to date on your memes m8 :^
Shut the fuck up, pb. I'm tired of seeing a bunch of filtered posts
>>67244500
>filtered posts
>>>/reddit/
he probably said something retarded.
Yep, completely retarded. Do the world a favor and end your life.
How the long will it take for the the Reds good to be good again?
why are you guys so mad? i barely post in the general
>>67244553
20 years or so
>>67244553
Wow, I really fucked that sentence up.
There are four different NL East teams that can finish sweeps tomorrow.
What the fuck happened?
I thought this division was supposed to suck
Marlins are elite
>the city of Seattle
>cringe-worthy autistic memelords
Pick 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sj1nu4FRa8
>>67244592
I know the Mest, Phillies, and Marlins are sweeping, but the Braves? shocker of the year
Royals
>>67244500
>filtering posts
You gotta go back
The Yankees will win the American League.
There's nothing you can do to prove me wrong. It's only fucking April. 5 Aces will crash and burn just like always.
>Cain
he's never going to be good again, is he?
>>67244630
have not scored in a while
>>67244656
>muh 3 closers
Almost as good a meme as 5 aces
>>67244677
Chapman's coming back very soon, once that happens, Tanaka could carry this rotation for all I care, but our offense will literally wake the fuck up with him in the locker room alone. Remember, he holds the key to our World Series chances.
You Red Cucks faggots don't have any bullpen, and will forever be the 5 Aces meme.
>>67244599
nukes when
hello just here to shut out the meth riddled kc shitters
>>67244656
it's actually May
>>67244691
>You Red Cucks faggots don't have any bullpen
Nigga we literally gotta a better bullpen than you on the days where Kimblow isn't a shitter
Taz > Dellin
Koji >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dellin/Miller
Kimblow >= Chapman ( < on shit days)
>>67244691
I like your positiveness but it ain't going to happen. We suck. Fire everyone. Start the fire sale.
>>67244723
Careful. Might trigger the caliphate of cornistan.
>>67244777
dat extension
>>67244723
How does it feel to be the meme organization of baseball, Shecucks fan?
>>67244820
great, what kind of question is that?
>>67244820
>his team doesn't have the dankest memes
What is your team even doing? Embarassing.
>>67244664
Sad but true
>>67244750
Please don't bully me!!
guys im worried
>>67244828
>>67244852
You guys had one fucking hit last night and we had better defense than you guys tonight. We're going to win 7-0 tomorrow, count on it. Based Kennedy has your number.
>>67244882
can't wait breh
>>67244882
>better defense
lmao no
>>67244882
>we
>>67244881
probably intentional
>>67244895
>his team committed two errors this series
>we haven't even committed one
Best defense in baseball and it hasn't changed. Enjoy your loss tomorrow, we're still winning the AL, like it or not. Don't get ahead of yourself, you don't want to be Whos fags. Everyone knows you'll be crashing down soon.
>>67244916
I will have you know that you are being very rude.
i miss the royals/mariners irrelevance broship
He's going to start showing arm wear eventually
>>67244931
It could still be a very strong memeship but this fellow is perturbed and upsetting the memes
>>67244931
The only "broship" in baseball that deserves to exist is Royals/Cubs. These are the franchises that are wrecking left and right. You better form a broship with the Natilels who haven't been to an Eries yet and never will
>>67244962
M's/Nats was last year.
>>67244962
Oh you're that Cardinals fan
take a break
>>67244623
>>67244592
He means the Braves will be swept.
Went to a game today, sat next to this classy fellow and had a knowledgeable and classy discussion about what makes us, the Best Fans In Baseball, so damned classy.
>>67244974
Why the fuck would I be a Tardilels fan, Shitattle cuck?
How many people would disagree with me if I said Nolan arenado is way better than machado?
Cuz he is.
>>67244988
Find new pictures
>>67244992
any sane person
Saw this classy gentleman sharing his political opinion The Cardinal Way
>>67245009
>>67245009
none of my friends think so
>>67245022
Another good fan of baseball played The Right Way
>>67245022
that's even older
>>67244882
I knew it was an ass blasted kansass fan. What's with you guys and getting royally fanny flustered?
>>67245042
Pure class.
>>67244882
>>67245045
(You) aren't fooling anyone. Royals fans say no to "mean" and YES to "meme". All this false flaggery is rude and uncalled for.
kc needs to check their faucet, seems they fixed that drip
Let's talk about over rated players. How the fuck is david price worth over 200 million to anybody?
>>67245163
In April to September, sure
>>67245089
Eh, royals fans got a bit spoiled with the WS win. They don't remember the depression of being an irrelevant team. Don't blame them though.
JUST
You must only post in this thread if your team's best current player has NOT lost a playoff series
Not so fast, Royals!
>>67245163
Speaking of Overrated players
>>67245163
Tbqh with you Joe, hes not really worth 217 M as a pure pitcher to begin with. But the MLBPA is too fucking strong to disallow market inflation on pitchers, and the Sox were absolutely desperate for a starting pitcher after last years fucking noghtmare.
Supply and demand i suppose. Still glad we got him, those fucks Henry and Werner can pay for him.
Anyhow im off to sleep
>>67245224
>>67242555
that's a long time ago to a 12 year old I guess
>>67245177
>Don't blame them though.
I wonder if there's any irrelevant team's fanbase that wouldn't turn out like that if they got good.
I'd like to think there are a couple but seeing this the past year from Royals fans makes me think not.
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>67245243
No, because its not a team-to-team thing; its a bandwagoner thing
It literally hapoens in all sports
Look at Leicester (british soccer team) this year. A literal nothing franchise with NO fans before this year (theyve won the premier league this year out of nowhere)
>>67245252
no ass
>>67245241
Or to a 30 year old.
>>67245262
Well, I'm not necessarily talking about bandwagoners vs "real" fans but rather if the ones who jump on are assholes or just excited that *their* team is finally doing well.
Guys, I desperately need to know.
Is 7-11 Open 24/7 at every location?
https://twitter.com/Lindor12BC/status/726629520019738624
HOW
DOES
HE
DO
IT
reply if your team has won 8 staight
Is neil walker still hitting homeruns? Or was that just a prank?
Mets fans?
>haven't watched a mets game all year
>>67245337
By having slow ass Darin Ruf running
>>67245351
5 Straight here, Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>>67245355
he's got 9
>>67245373
That's gotta be a career best for him in a month?
>>67245386
definitely. his career high in a year is 23.
Is Jordan Zimmermann elite?
>>67245415
Haha, no.
>>67245310
Well I mean for shit teams like the royals, we've really only got a small window to act like this, then its 30 years of drowning yourself in alcohol again wondering when even the next playoff run or division title is. Yankees, Dodgers, they get that kind of thing every year. Acting like pricks 24/7, so we just want enjoy the small window of relevancy while it lasts.
>>67245415
right now you'd think so. don't know how long it can last.
>>67245424
But why would you wanna act like Yankees or Dodgers fans just cause you're good? Why not just be excited about your team instead of shitposting others?
Why did Frazier decide to suck for a year just to go tear it up on the south side?
you guys see mattingly pull that guy with a no-hitter? is fucked right?
>>67245337
http://m.mlb.com/video/v643106583/?player_id=596019
Full vid with the deflection is even better
>>67245474
It was literally two weeks ago when White Sox fans hated him with a passion because he 'sucked shit'(while forgiving Abreu for playing bad because he was 'carrying an entire organization on his shoulders')
>>67245489
pitch count though so early makes sense
>>67245472
Well I mean, it's both really. I mainly just make and post memes and be excited, like the royals Pacha face I made, and some other meme related crap. Other times I'll shitpost though because for once I actually can shitpost with some kind of backing instead of that whole 20+ years at the bottom of the division.
>>67245499
It's Darin Ruf. At full sprint he's about as fast as Molasses in an Igloo
>Phillies are 4 games above .500
Literally what the fuck is going on
>>67245500
ftr, not a sox or a reds fan. just wondering. He clearly wanted out of there
>>67245509
yeah i know it was 116, but up 5. let him try
>>67245489
>no-hitter
Please, they're the single most worthless accomplishment in all of sports. fucking scrubs get them all the time
>>67245474
what?
he was great last season
he's been ok this season
>>67245541
still good for the player, confidence and experience. there is something to be said for that