New Zealand Warriors v St. George-Illawarra Dragons
Live @ 12:00pm AEST from Mt. Smart Stadium, Auckland
Gold Coast Titans v Melbourne Storm
Live @ 2:00pm from Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast
Cronulla Sharks vs Brisbane Broncos
Live @ 4:00pm from the derro SCG, Cronulla
Okay thread.
shit thread
nice 'poomunity' you got here, KEK!
anyone else not bothering with the first game? probably the least interesting game so far this season
Poosterbitch
>>67239670
I disagree sis. Will be interesting to see how the players bounce back. Heads will roll if there is a repeat of last weekend.
I personally believe that the Warriors need a female coach to reduce the effects of toxic masculinity that is holding them back.
>game at 12pm on a sunday
What is this, a qld/nsw cup game
lads apparently there's a gay peegue grand final on today
>tfw knights fan
>tfw Roosters make top 4
Gonna be the GOAT season lads
>>67240278
That's intolerant sis.
Who is playing ? should we make a thread?
Thomas Leuluai out for the Warriors
Warriors on premiership watch
Sheieeeeet Con's desperate decision to captain SJ might work out well for him
If warriors win I will be 2/6
Packer is our best player this year
>>67241602
>our
leilua more like Gaypooa, AMIRIGHT?
Sharks to expose broncucks
>>67241616
Im injured and not playing, yes, our, little beta bitch
Elite opinion: The Roosters and Rabbitohs will both make the finals.
>>67241836
Anything is possible when every non-QLD team is this shit.
>>67241836
that isn't an elite opinion
Elite opinion: pearcey will get picked for nsw and we will lose yet again
>>67241893
Elite opinion: Pearce is the best halfback NSW have and no matter who they pick they will lose
"Best" half you say. Is this in a blue jersey?? Because he is far from the "Best" we have.
We have never won with him and never will. He is not a SoO player and never will be.
>>67242005
He is a SOO player actually, so is Nathan Merritt
>>67241941
This.
>he didn't fall for the ferguson meme
We've been robbed of tries lads.
Dragonns against The World
>>67242310
payback for last week you weak cunts
Should this still happen? As a Warrior fan, I kinda don't want him.
>>67242360
can he play 5/8?
>"coach killer"
Got $20 on the Lions to beat the Swans
the warriors WILL throw this away in the final 20
Why is Shauny so cute bros?
warriors are banning matulino and vatuvei from playing for new zealand lads
>>67242257 →
Try coming here lads
Just woke up lads.
>finally calling the Dragoons on their forward passes
fuck sake lads
mary sacked when lads?
>>67242702
The Warriors haven't done that, Stephen Kearney has.
>>67242733
based walkbro
>>67242748
when Trent Robinson makes the call
>>67242748
Aa much as i hate him, we can't blame him for players unable to hold on to simple balls
just woke up and there's a hair on my balls? what does this mean guys?
>>67242784
Dumb decision to make so many fucking changes today though.
Needs to STOP with this "Dugan is a centre" meme. Leave it for the rep teams only, at club level he is a fullback. Quinlan is too small and shit.
>>67242830
you're a wizard
Lads why is the warrior culture so shit but the all blacks culture so elite?
Are they ashamed of their piss poor sport and how they're disrespected unlike the big strong all blacks?
>>67242795
cricket getting absolute destroyed here
>>67242884
All Blacks culture is held together by the Big Strong South Islanders.
Only fob Aucklanders play League, so the Warriors are exposed to the most cancerous parts of New Zealand society.
>>67242884
because warrior culture is league culture aka povo culture
>>67242884
It's partly due to a large percentage of female staff in the All Blacks support team. Also, it's mainly men who watch League while Union has a better mix of men and women.
>>67242918
>>67242946
>NSW coach Laurie Daley has revealed the blueprint he has used to break down the Maroons: Play like Queensland, prepare like the All Blacks.
PLEASE RESPECT US BIG STRONG ALL BLACKS
I bet Meninga pissed himself when he heard that. These NSW poofs are asking another sport how to beat us. Why dont they just ask us? Hahah wankers
>>67242884
Boils down to a no dickheads policy really. Heaps of writing about the team culture has been done though.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/10427619/The-All-Blacks-guide-to-being-successful-off-the-field.html
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/sep/11/all-blacks-how-new-zealand-sustains-its-rugby-dynasty
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-union/news-comment/rugby-world-cup-2015-the-best-team-won-but-it-s-the-all-blacks-players-humility-that-helps-set-them-a6718791.html
http://www.cityam.com/227891/new-zealand-rugby-chief-steve-tew-on-how-the-all-blacks-sustain-a-winning-culture-and-what-other-businesses-can-learn-from-their-success
Warriors (and by proxy kiwi league) is chock full of dickheads, and their carry on is tolerated, so they keep doing it, the cycle continues. If you a shining example of someone who embodies the bullshit culture surrounding the warriors, look no further than Konrad Hurrell and his laundry list of misdemeanours.
Why haven't YOU moved to New Zealand yet?
It's like you ENJOY living in a prison.
Tipped the dragons lads
>>67243050
Can't get the dole there
You literally just to count how many sleeve tattoos there are to see why there's a difference in culture
>>67243050
Im going to buy some of your land (from your people that my people conquered)
see you soon 'neighbour'
>>67243065
Same. 4/6 here.
>tfw not elite
dya think ryan hoffman has a cry when the warrior bros dont invite him to dig a pit in the ground and throw a number of pigs in
dragons are shit lmfao
have they been staying down for penalties today?
>>67243029
>NSW coach Laurie Daley has revealed the blueprint he has used to break down the Maroons: Play like Queensland, prepare like the All Blacks.
Of course, the secret to winning is to be good. Why didn't we think of this before?
Tipped the Titans lads
>>67243123
he forgot to mention have cooper cronk break his arm
that wily tactic is a winner
>>67243050
might move there when Ive saved up money
what city is the best?
For 3 years straight there's been one game each state of origin series where Qld smash NSW.
Got a feeling the blues will hand out an ass raping of their own in game 1 this year.
>>67243164
Tauranga/Mt Maunganui
>>67243180
yeah cause JT is so out of form this year......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
yeah cause NSW got such in form halves this year...........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>>67243180
Agreed.
Game 1: NSW 37-8 Qld
Dragons
Tigers
Knights
Rabbitohs
Which other teams need to be kicked out of the league at the end of the season?
>>67243164
Hamilton
Definition of failure: An Aussie living in New Zealand
we're getting destroyed in the other thread lads
>>67243282
>economic opportunities only exist where youre born
get a load of this cuck
>>67243317
there are better economic opportunities in Australia and only somebody that couldn't cut it in the more competitive Australian market would run over to New Zealand
A league grand final thread lads
>>67243339
>>67243351
yeah man theres no possible way theres a better opportunity in new zealand than in australia for any business... its impossible...
lol
>>67243282
I'll be living in a mansion overlooking Collapsechurch while you will be dreaming of getting approved for a housing commision flat so you can move out and do drugs, stay mad sis
>>67243195
My hometown is there, chinks and aucklanders are slowly raising the house prices here but it's a fantastic city. Jobs are also great.
>>67243257
My study home, travelling there right now to continue my semester, rent is much cheaper than tauranga but other expenses are a touch more expensive.
Both are plenty good choices.
This slut touchie always wears a g-string.
>>67243387
There are better opportunities for subpar talent that couldn't achieve success in Australia
>>67243434
>>67243257
Hamilton is the worst city in NZ.
>>67243351
NZ is #1 in my industry and i'm not even sure australia is in the top 10?
>>67243664
Being a shirtlifter is not an "industry" m8
>>67243664
We're not that big in gay porn production
>>67243664
do you make allblacks paraphernalia?
What are you snacking on lads?
Savoury shapes with some french onion dip here
>>67243664
>>67243545
Is there any racial tension between natives and whites in NZ?
>>67243771
Tasty cheese with tomato relish on poppy seed vita weat
>>67243289
Ausfailian Cucket Bogans on pooicide watch
>>67243771
Salt and cider vinegar chips mate.
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with the bunker
>>67243249
this is actually a pretty tough question
>>67243771
/steak&mushroom/ pie
>tfw the CFO of a listed NZ company refused to work in New Zealand and the company opened an office in Sydney just for him
>tfw tipped titans
>>67243902
Nobody wants to live in NZ, which is why all kiwis come here.
>>67243779
Urban Maori are a stain upon NZ's great face. They're more americanised than small town Maori and thus are practically niggers.
>>67243771
Homemade carrot cake. Some of my best work tbqh.
Paul McGregor sacked when?
>>67243934
ever met any of these bad boys?
>3 trys
>14 points
Cam Smith needs to be forced into retirement
>>67243966
>win games with Dugan at fullback
>move Dugan to centre
>after he already failed there before
Hack of a coach
>>67244026
B-but he's playing centre for Australia!
>>67243967
Yea plenty. They mainly keep to themselves and their own circles though, if you're not in the game you're likely to be left alone, unless it's some punk prospect out to bash people just because.
I ran a country pub in Hell's Angels territory for a while and they kept an eye out for us, they'd send a few boys down to the pub when they knew if any of the black gangs were passing through - good security to have to be honest.
Elite Opinion: Latrell Mitchell has had an absolutely terrible season and I can't see what the hype about. Conversely, Inglis has been quietly very solid in an underperforming side.
>>67244072
>Inglis has been quietly very solid
No
just
no
>>67244096
>LE FUGG LE GRINGLIS
>>67244072
I agree, Mitchell has played like shit
>>67244131
can't see why the fuck he is talked about as being super talented, he can barely hold onto the ball
If he was white he would be playing 20s
Will Shaun Johnson decrease in value again after that performance?
>>67244169
Assuming he gets about 70 after updates he should drop a little over 5k
>>67242830
Sounds like you are getting your first period.
>>67243967
Watch the Dark Horse sis. Pretty good movie.
It's similar to Kiwipoofs life story.
>>67244160
He should be playing under 20s, he can't keep up with the big boys
>>67244200
Do you know me in real life or was this a lucky guess?
>>67244257
I know that your dads mates piss on you
Vunivapoo
>>67244270
Dad doesn't have friends.
By the way, thanks for coming back and inventing a new personality, just like I asked you to.
>>67244292
So you take after him in that regard.
I'm not sure what you mean sis., but you're welcome regardless.
>>67244314
Yes.
Don't play dumb with me """lad""". It was only a couple of days ago.
Poocastle pay Uate 500k a year and Melbourne find this guy for a bag of peanuts
Vunivalu should play union
Reminder that kiwipoof predicted this to be a "close" one.
>>67244344
Everybody in the NRL should play union if they want to be taken seriously.
Reminder that Benji Marshall, the best playmaker in the history of the NRL couldn't even earn a starting spot on the worst NZ Super Rugby team
>>67244352
Are you referring to my discussion about captaining Smith?
>>67244072
Inglis has not been "solid". He has just been shit. Now you can argue whether he's playing shit because he is shit or playing shit because he just doesn't care anymore, but either way, him playing shit is fact.
>the """"""""people""""""" who think poonulla will beat the broncucks
The replays didn't show a punch
Anyone else watching the lester game tonight?
>tfw have had more fun watching them than NRL lately and I don't even like soccer
>>67244492
yes
can't miss a golden shitposting opportunity
>>67244517
kys redditor
>>67244555
no
Which one of you losers posted that thread with the gif of the mouse?
Fucking kill yourself you sick fuck.
>>67244517
>>67244492
What gimmick should we use tonight sisters?
>>67244452
UP UP FAGGOT
sick of melbourne being good
Ennis is such a fucking grub
>>67244774
Hes a human being. What is wrong with you?
>everyone looks angry in their player photo except kahu and parker
Who /nogf/ here?
>>67244748
Melbourne has superior sports teams and superior culture to Sydney
>>67244825
here m8
Sharks desu
>>67244825
Nah mate, Broncos supporter so I'll definitely have a grand final
>>67244838
WalkGod wills it
I'm 3/7 and tipped broncos so sharks are going to win
Based freddy
>live in nsw
>forced to watch broncucks every fucking round
Who /7from7/ here?
>>67244930
>not wanting to watch the best team in the league
>>67244944
The Cowboys played last night m8
>>67244930
WalkBro owns the Nine Network that's why
Reminder that the Cowboys should be top of the table because they were refballed to a loss against Parramatta, who will soon be stripped of points for systematic salary cap exploits.
>>67244959
THIS
Reminder that grubnulla WILL expose the Broncucks Ltd.
finished my workout just in time for the game to start
>>67244980
Posted from my iPhone
Hate this stupid cunt with his fucking trumpet or whatever at sharks games
>>67244825
is it ok by choice?
>tfw fuckbuddies only
>>67244980
I slept wrong and have a little soreness in my back. Hopefully it will clear up so I can go after the game.
>>67244989
Almost as bad as the "MANLY *CLAP CLAP CLAP*" guy at Brookvale.
rate my current fucktoy
>3 minutes in
>forward pass
>kick out on full
Are these two really the best teams in the league?
>>67245020
>Are these two really the best teams in the league?
no one said that
>>67245018
fuck mate teach her how to squat wtf is that
who /sharks/ here
>implying we won't lose here
>>67245047
Always here mate. Have a little faith
>>67245040
that is a fat arse, you pathetic virgin. go out and try to get laid and see how well you do.
>taking the 2
As a broncos fan I'm getting really sick of this
>>67245047
Here mate. Feeling ok
>>67245052
sorry m8, been a fan too long to fall for the meme
>playing well
>good start to the season
>3rd favourite in premiership betting
>playing the top side
this is the game we always choke in
>>67245071
i just use tinder mate. going out to meet people is 1980s shit.
>>67245100
you get swiped every day, you ugly cunt.
Based feki
>>67245108
Yes, that's how the app works.
That last pass looked a bit forward but they won't show the overhead angle again
>>67245108
average 6 matches a day
nb for the shit pics i have
>tfw no qt Shire gf
>>67245124
fuck off you sheep raping faggot. who the fuck said you could post in this australian thread?
fuck right off and never post here again or i will legit dox you and your whole family.
Based Gal
Glad the Sharks have exposed the Broncos meme grind style with actual good football
Broncucks status: EXPOSED
>>67245154
Good thing rep footy's coming up
Wouldn't mind giving one to that sharkies cheerleader
He Ben Hunted that. Unfortunate.
Hey guys
Guys, guys...wait for it
Hey guys..
BEN CUNT hahahahahha
>>67245153
Go for gold, if that's a good use of your time. I'll even give you a head start - I'm in Chch.
>>67245180
kys redditor
>>67244767
a-league thread is up
you know what to do
I was plucking my eyebrows and missed that try, was it any good?
>>67245194
>>67245203
Ignore it?
>>67245250
Spotted the redditor
>>67245261
Reddit loves divegrass. You know this "spotted the redditor" meme has lost all meaning now because you aren't even using it correctly.
>>67245194
Same desu.
Though this is probably my impersonator.
>>67245250
>>67245278
Spotted the redditor
>not one video ref call
What sport am I watching again
>>67245278
>>>/reddit/
EXPOSED
have the broncucks, dare i say it, been exposed?
Broncos accidently fielded the holden cup side by the looks of this
>>67245292
>>67245324
Is this how newcunts try to fit in on 4chan these days?
>>67245321
A sport worth watching
lmao
Roosters and Souths never lost this badly when they were on top. Briscucks are just benefiting from a weak comp
Wayne is going to hit the roof at halftime
>>67245250
>>67245278
>>67245336
>Reddit loves divegrass.
>I sweare I don't go to reddit, y-you do probably haha!
>>67245359
He'll take it out on his retarded kid like he always does
James Roberts is insanely fast
I say it every time he runs
No replay of the "high tackle" huh?
Based
Broncucks Ltd.
Won't happen but I can wish for a 50 point thrashing
Based fucking Sharks doing Gods work
Townsend and Maloney for Origin desu
This is what Cronulla did against the Roosters in 2013 and to a lesser extent the Cowboys last year.
Fully expect Brisbane to fight back.
This is what happens when you play a good team after being schedule babbies putting big scores on bottom 4 teams week in week out.
this will be like when the sharks ambushed the roosters in late 2013. broncos will mount some sort of a comeback in the second half but the damage has already been done and they can't win from here
Delta Goodrem is hot af
Storm will win the comp. I blessed them with my elite words of wisdom while I was visiting Melbourne.
How many penalty goals do Brisbane need to win?
>>67245503
The Sharks are a much better team this year though.
It goes without saying but broncos defence has been super weak, nearly every tackle has 2-3 people fall off immediately
Blair is one of their better defensive tools so that's obviously a loss but it shouldn't be this big of a loss
Brisbane are finished
Never rated them desu
>>67245527
The Broncos pack is ridiculously overrated.
>>67245545
Their play style has never been based around big men
>>67245545
If they had a dominant prop like Bromwich or JWH they would have the perfect pack imo
>>67245576
maybe not the current team but the golden era broncos sure as fuck were based around big men
Reminder that the Cowboys have the best pack in the comp by miles.
>>67245622
nah I don't rate Cooper and Lowe that highly
Cooper especially I think is weak as piss, got smashed by fucking DCE last night
>>67245668
cooper is overrated as fuck and i'm sick of commentators hyping him up. lowe's value mainly comes from his elite decoy running, but he doesn't have the same size and physical presence as someone like cordner
>>67245523
Yeah better drugs
Nice job Bird you fucking spastic
What the fuck wa he doing
>people unironically think blacked turd is a good player
>>67245523
>(Poo)
>poonulla shits
fuck me lads, knew this would happen
>>67245798
hope they lose
poopeeta is such a dumb fuck
>corey parker is finished in sc
there are "people" who actually fell for this meme
OH FUCK OFF
I'M PISSED
REKT
Broncucks Ltd getting refballed to victory.
Great call by the Bunker
THE FIX IS IN
>the city of the bunker
>mic picking up "bullshit" and "what the fuck was that"
Ahahaha
