Thunder vs Spurs Game Thread
NBA Conference Semi-Finals, Game 1
8:30 PM EST on TNT
Hope OKC win just to see the maximum shitstorm on spee
what should i get? i'm getting 2
>>67236791
this series needs to go 7 for maximum shitposting
you just know the spuds is gonna tap that thunder ass tonight mmhhmm.
KD will score 35+ tonight
cap this post
>>67237024
lmao that can't be real
>>67236890
>>67237080
It is
https://twitter.com/kdtrey5/status/26802158502416384?lang=en-gb
>kraig
>>67237118
Will the Spurs sweep in 4 games or 5 games? Place your bets now.
>>67237201
Spurs sweep in 6
>>67237200
w-wut
Thunders confirmed for sweeping in 6
fucking HYPE
i want OKC to win but i know they don't have enough pieces to.
>>67237200
>even jewish tweets are from right to left
Why won't you leave us alone?!
Pregame booty
>>67237201
it'll only go to 6 games at best, unfortunately for OKC
>>67236791
Gonna need a collage of all the Spurdora circlejerking that's been going on. Shit is gonna be fire when Spurs lose.
>>67237200
>>67237024
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
NO CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!!
the only spurs player i like.
>>67237290
Thanks
>>67237290
>booty
White boi pls
>>67237290
you forgot to post the booty
>>67237355
Ice cold.
That's a Kobe tier move right there.
Its time!
Time for my spurs to avenge my mavs, Pizzaface and Westbrick congrats another playoff series loss, stay ringless!
Who /mavsspursbroship/ here?
>>67237311
meh most of the spurdora circlejerk have only followed the spurs the last couple years. I've been watching them choke (inbetween winning) for so long that I wouldn't be surprised if they did lose. Any year they're expected to win they will lose, it's been that way since '99
>>67237355
>>67237024
Am I the only person that has never found Scarlett Johansen attractive? Whats the big deal?
rev up those predictions m8s
I think if the Spurs will win the game if they manage to outscore the Thunder.
>>67237522
No you're not. I haven't watched much of anything she's been in, I thought she was a crappy actress after watching The Prestige.
>>67237522
I do think she's attractive but people make too big a deal about her imo
>>67237522
Have you told you're parents your gay?
Kevin Durant is a pussy and Westbrook is a fake tough guy and Id paid money to fight them.
>>67237522
thats exactly it. She's the trashy sort of attractive the average man is attracted to. that they know they'd have chance at getting
Okcfag here. We are going to kick your shit in tonight.
>>67237522
>>67237564
>>67237599
>>67237522
>hasnt googled her sex scenes
cmon senpaitachi, i suggest you use a halftime faptime session on her
>>67237522
honestly, no bull shit, i don't either. until she cut her hair short very recently and i could actually see her face presented in its entirety and not her curly hair (or even straight) covering half her face/head then i realized oh, yeah i guess that's why she's seen as hot.
>>67237640
Okay internet tough guy. You're so fucking cool.
>>67237709
meh i don't like when you can tell they've had work done to their face
>>67237522
she used to be hot but not as much anymore
>>67237716
please delete this. DELETE IT NOW
>>67237761
i think she's natural, must just be a bad picture or a tabloid photoshop. google pics of when she was young. she had pretty good lips then.
Its a Zach Lowe meticulously analyzes NBA tactics episode
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15429149/the-spurs-thunder-meet-yet-another-epic-playoff-showdown
>>67237802
http://beautyeditor.ca/2013/10/18/scarlett-johansson-before-and-after
need a stream. please.
>>67236823
Steak & either the chicken parm' or turkey bacon
>>67237806
That isn't her. That's Kate Winslet.
>>67237806
you're either trolling or completely fucking retarded.
that's not even her.
>My Cowboys just dominated the draft
>My Stars are about to win the Stanley Cup
>My Spurs are about to sweep the Thunder and win the Finals
>My Rangers are the new best team in baseball
Is there anything sweeter than being a Texas sports fan? We are the new Titletown.
>>67237806
now thats ugly
>>67237522
When I was a young lad I used to watch Home Alone 3 just for her scenes, didn't watch the whole flick, just her scenes. Then years later she becomes famous and every cock in sight wants her. She became dead to me at that moment. I don't even find her attractive anymore.
>>67237882
Why are you roleplaying as Skip Bayless?
>>67237859
made me kek
>>67237829
still hot. can't really tell she got work done unless you're some surgeon or pre-med.
Panda
>>67237882
>>67237894
There is a Home Alone 3?
>>67237837
wtf happened to zunox.hk
>>67237859
>>67237864
Shes still hideous and I wouldnt have sex with her if she was the last woman on earth.
>>67237925
Bro, there's like 5-6 of them now. They get worse one after the other.
>>67237912
her nose definitely, i have a jew nose too i wish i could find out her surgeon's name
>>67237522
Watch Lost in Translation. Prime Scar Jo, also based Bill Murray.
>>67237716
DAMN! Wouldn't want to get westgoat mad. Did he get anything for throwing that dude down?
>>67237882
>cowboys bottom 5 NFL team
>stars never won a legitimate cup
>bandwagoning the spurs as a Dallas fan
>one strike away the trilogy incoming
>>67237929
this picture triggers my erection the hardest. I could definitely attain that
>>67237951
me and my girlfriend at the time literally fell asleep watching it
>>67237917
PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA
Liz Olsen > Scarjo
>Not on TV
what in the- I say what in the fuck is this shit?
>>67238011
She's ok. I can see why dudes love her, she's just not my cup of tea either.
>>67237929
Now this is what I like. She's a cutie.
BLOOD 4 MODA!!
BLOOD 4 MODA!!
http://nbastream.net/oklahoma-city-thunder-at-san-antonio-spurs-live-stream.html
Kek Kawhi already shook and injured
>>67237961
DAMAGE CONTROL
KAWHI SLOW DOWN YOU TARD! YOU'RE GUNNA PULL A CURRY!
HOLY FUCK
>throwing your back out on the 1st possession
>tfw kawhi not injured kawhi used his leg to pull him self up
>slam jam
wtf kawhi calm down
>>67238011
Gross...
>>67238011
THE FLYOVER SHITHOLE OF CHOKELAHOMA!
TIMOTHY "THEODORE" DUNCAN RUNNING THE POINT
Thunder defense getting sliced
20 years in the league and Tim DUNGcan still cant figure out how to hit a free throw, most overrated player 2nd only to Kobe.
When did Aldridge start playing for San Antonio wtf lmao.
What channel is this on Canada...
duncan is eternal, isn't he
tell me he is
Does anyone objective think OKC can win this series?
>okshit
BTFO
GREEEEEEEEEN
My god
OKC getting shit on so so hard
>>67238163
this series is over
Meh, used to dominance lol why can't we ever get a challenge in the postseason? Watching these games aren't fun
>>67238157
TSN3/5
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/432971/3/watch-san-antonio-spurs-vs-oklahoma-city-thunder.html
>>67238157
do you guys not get TNT?
already over
>>67238174
barring multiple injuries, no
I see it as a W W L W W for sas
>>67238111
:3 :3
>>67238191
is based longhaired ginobili 2nd best ever behind Jordan?
>spuds going to hold okc to 50 points and score 140
>leonard going to make durant retire
OKC ON SUICIDE WATCH SWEEP INCOMING
>>67238198
>why can't >we ever get a challenge
>literally swept in 7 in the first round last year
Well than
>>67238208
W W W L W imo
And Babac is not even on the court...
fucking lel okc a shit
>>67238198
>why can't we ever get a challenge in the postseason
>he forgot the spurs got eliminated in the first round last season
GO SPURS GO
Does /sp/ have cancer? A big playoff game between two of the most popular teams and the thread is slow.
soon...
>>67238228
This
>all these half asian texan QTs in the stands
how do you Spurs bros even operate day to day like this?
>>67238248
not enough memes
And we haven't even reached the stage of the game where the Spurs bench blows out the OKC bench. Given the disparity in reserves OKC's only chance was to dominate the starters. Damn.
>>67238199
>>67238203
Bro they tricked me and every channel said UFC was on..
>>67238222
>swept in 7
nice maymay m8
>>67238254
>half asian
they're mexican
does OKC not play Defense?
>yfw Craig sager dies
>parker
>green
>durant
>leonard
>aldridge
AND THE SAS BENCH
>mills
>simmons/martin
>anderson
>west
>diaw/duncan
>>67238254
>half asian
They're half Hispanic dude.
>>67238258
>not enough injuries
>>67238248
have you seen the first 5 mins? this series is already over
>CITY OF THUNDER
Jesus
>>67238254
>asians
Those are Mexicans lad.
And those Mexicans are obese as fuck.
BIG OL' WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO
>>67238218
>not making durant his bitch and make him join next year
>>67238228
that also seems very probable, but I think okc will squeeze a win in their first home game instead of the second from a gut feeling imo
wouldn't be surprised if it was a WWWLW result though
>>67238254
what are you even talking about breh
>>67238282
#BuiltNotBought
spuds look so woke
Kawhi is outscoring OKC on his own
>>67238294
Chuck pls go
>leonard is is outscoring the entire thunder team
Literally what is happening.
>>67238274
>>67238285
>>67238294
Is she Mexican though, what do you think? I only have black girls and white girls who wanna be black where I live
>pic related
>>67238291
Been like this all playoffs though, I think only the Houston/Warriors games needed more than 1 gamethread and thats because theyre the two biggest meme teams
Think I would try and switch some more if I was OKC
OKC LITERALLY FUCKING SHOOK OHHHH MY GODODODODOD
mom's spaghetti
B T F O
T
F
O
ball don't lie
>>67238334
She's ugly that's what she is
>>67238334
Dude. That's a Hispanic woman.
10-21 already....I just turned the game on how the fuck is this even happening?
>It's a Durant takes jumpers with a guy half his size on him episode
Did OKC forget what defense was
>>67238361
>westbrook 0/4 in the first 6 minutes
Is he even going to have 15 pts this game?
>>67238334
that's mexican with 6 pounds of makeup on bro
her 9 pounds of eyeliner gives the illusion that she has squinty asian eyes
>this is a half asian
Parker being a flopping faggot. God I hate all NBA teams and their residential floppers. GET EUROPEANS OUT OF THE NBA
Durant should feel so disrespected. They're using the DPOY on Westbrook and hiding Parker on him. Holy kek
>>67238334
>>67238334
Typical here in S.a
>>67238369
OKC don't know how to do defense
>>67238369
>OKC
>Spurs at home
Gee I don't know...
god, leonard is still a kid. all this playoff experience with deep runs basically since his rookie season will turn him into a juggernaut.
Reminder that Durant is the only "man" in the NBA that cant bench 185 lbs even once. LMAOOO
>Durcant
>Westbrick
>literally no one worth mentioning on the bench except Kyle Singler
Is it over?
@tomhaberstroh 2m2 minutes ago
Spurs currently posting a 175 ORtg, which may or may not be sustainable. Leaning towards may.
is this real life?????
>>67238334
She's either half asian or one of those asian looking hispanic girls, the jaw is a dead give away
We got a shit ton of those here in LA
>Motherfucking Quicksilver
>>67238382
Durant should feel embarrassed cause it's working
>that spurs defense
OKC is struggling so badly.
>SCARED OF DEATH
>SCARED TO LOOK
>THEY SHOOK
OKC blasting that Mobb Deep
What's Lebron going to do after he loses to the Spurs again?
why are the semis starting before some first round series are done?
>>67238379
fuzzy thighs are my new fetish
>>67238377
I'm just telling you the truth
>>67238379
Those sandals make her look like some squatting feudal peasant farmer about to take a shit.
>>67238382
ever since Chris Paul guarded him that time no one respects him anymore
>>67238422
honestly it's scary. they look so alert.
>>67238379
Ew, delet this picture.
>>67238431
But the Cavs are in the East
Has the shookening passed on to Kobe?
>>67238409
they have kanter, but spurs bench overall is so much better
>>67238275
they don't play offense too
Westbrook is in full mode heroball
As long as is doing it, Spurs will be smiling (for those who can)
KD IS SHOOK
KAWAAAAAAAI
>OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC >OKC
Spurs on fire tonight. OKC doesn't have a chance.
Steph Curry shits on both these teams by himself
>>67238445
They should. A whole week off could've been really bad for their first game
Spurs laying a big fat turd on Choklahoma LOLOLOL
>>67238432
Why wouldn't they? You win faster, you deservedly get to rest until the finals while waiting to see who you face. It puts pressure on the other teams.
I dare you guys to find a cuter celebrity without makeup than Vanessa Hudgens, you cant do it!
WESTBROOK CHIMPING OUT
who /ratonasinkingship/ here?
>>67238379
we are talking about half asians but obviously half japanese is a lot different than half chinese
this girl looks like half thai or something
it doesnt matter though, Kawhi has a gf and is a true patrician, would never sully his DNA with such woman
go spurs
>>67238473
Memes
westbook chimping out lmaooo
GREEN BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67238248
>most popular teams
the cities of SA and OKC have like, 2 million people total.
BULLIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
COMMON FOUL
BASED PLAYOFF REFS
>>67238307
aldridge was bought
he's a idiot
>>67238483
without
>>67238483
she's got floppy pizza tits lad
CUBAN WAS RIGHT ABOUT WESTBRICK
>>67238497
>this butthurt
>westbrook gets tossed
>okc plays better with Durant and a passing PG
just watch
new webm for westbrook, now you faggots wont post the westbrook on randle webm...use the green one now ..
>>67238480
i don't disagree with it, i just don't remember it happening in the past. i like it desu
BASED GINIOBILI
BASED LEONARD
>Skunked after 8 minutes
KAWOW
LOLKLAHOMA ON SUICIDE WATCH
KAWHI KILLING THEM
>>67238483
literal 10/10 in my book
go lakers
>>67238504
that escalated quickly
HOLY FUCK THE FUCKING SPURS ARE SCARING ME
OKC CONFIRMED AS MEME DREAM
THIS SERIES IS OVER GSW SAS WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
KAWHI LITERALLY KILLING OKC SINGLE HANDEDLY
this is fucking ridiculous lol
The spurs are just nasty. But the Warriors have their number.
>>67238514
im eating pizza right now...
LEONARD IS A MONSTER
>Westbrook going full chuckling retardation
>this doesn't work
>get immediately frustrated
>chimp out
it's already over
>>67238483
michelle monaghan
>>67238514
They aint even floppy so shut the fuck up bitch
Am I seeing this right? 10-30?
Kawaii is going full MJ
>>67238514
>being a tit guy
>>67238558
The warriors just lost their coach though.
>10-30
Guys im a Golden State fan i'm getting nervous....W-we can beat them right? T-This is just a fluke game right?
>>67238568
12-30
anyone got some nice streams for us poor folk?
>>67238569
and he's still not even 25 years old
This is over
Spurs in 4
B T F O
T
F
O
>>67236679
>tfw people thought this series would be competitive
4-0 sweep MAYBE 5 games max.
>>67238548
>HOLY FUCK THE FUCKING SPURS ARE SCARING ME
not already being scared of pop
>>67238559
lewd
Why doesn't westbrook fucking pass when he runs a pick and roll?
>ibaka or adams wide open
>hurr durr I'll force a shitty layup
Ginobili has been in the game for like a minute and is gassed af
>>67238559
you may be shamed forever depending on your answer but what kind of pizza
Kawaii has as many points as OKC
Think about that for a moment. What the fuck?
Kawaii Leonards dad is dead :]
Thunder gettin BTFO LOL
>>67238588
BREHS
>>67238588
disturbing
This is 2014-esque
If they can keep playing like this the Warriors should be very scared desu
>>67238582
>""""""""""fan""""""""""
>>67238588
this bitch is bandwagon
>>67238606
Stay assblasted
this is disgusting
Ibaka made that shot but that okc defense was fucking lethal
>>67238588
>>67238608
>>67238610
she looks like she's 12
>>67238588
why does she still go for the early-teens look
