Will the Oilers repeat as draft lottery champions?
Will Finland commit suicide?
The Draft Lottery watch starts now!
Oilers
first for snes
Things that need to happen
>sparkledogs #1
>no canadian teams in top 3
>oilers have a surprise announcement that theyre relocating to vegas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe6BpRaD6tY
Stream will be here before the Caps vs Pens game
>>67234764
>>67234764
Asking for too much. The first and second are plenty and enough to make everyone happy as is.
Wew
MATTHEWS TO TORONTO!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!
Singles and oils get matthews
>>67235030
Epic
>>67234863
hit_the_showers_gary.jpg
>>67234780
How many sponsors can they fit on these jerseys?
C-can the Canucks get a top 3 pick guys???
Or i'll livestream hanging myself if the Canucks don't
Post yfw /laffs/ get 4th
>>67235119
>>67235119
>>67235129
That guy is way too ugly with a qt gf to be making signs like that. He must be loaded or have a 12 inch dick to keep that chick around.
>>67235119
>>67235119
1967 was half a century ago
Half of a century
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/726538025245745152
FIRST #1 FOR WINLAND INCOMING
I posted this in /hoc/, but your best and worst-case scenarios
Best: Columbus - Carolina - Calgary
Worst: Any combination of Colorado/Edmonton/Vancouver
>>67235323
>Cuckgary
>Good scenario
Pick one and only one.
If anyone wants to watch the TSN pre-draft coverage here's a VLC stream:
http://shitcago.absolutegarbage.ga/live/bettman/playlist.m3u8
If you can't use VLC go here:
http://demo.jwplayer.com/stream-tester/
Paste the m3u8 URL in the box that says stream to load and click load stream.
>>67235239
this picture makes me itch all over
>>67234863
holy shit. I remember playing that game when I was a kid
Best: Edmonton/Montreal in the top 3 and Toronto 4th for maximum >laffs butthurt
Worst: >laffs - Boston - Columbus
>>67235323
>>67235532
Forgot to quote
BEST
>Sparkledogs>Lose Jacekts>Boston
WORST
>Edmonton>Laffs>Hasb
>>67235532
>Edmonton
>Good scenario
Pick one and only one
Im ok with top Mtl tho
>VOTE LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
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>>67235267
Definitely dedmonton. They have far too many C already
>>67235573
But think of the >laffs butthurt if they won
Toronto would fucking riot and it would be awesome because fuck that franchise
>>67235572
>Bombston
>They won't pull a Seguin, a Kessel or a Thornton on their top pick
Kek
>>67235466
>>67234863
What game senpaitachi?
>>67235651
never mind, google image actually worked
>>67235323
>BEST
Leafs-Sabres-Canucks
>WORST
Coyotes-Bruins-Blue Jackets
>>67235613
And then Edmonton trades the pick to Boston for a literal bag of pucks and a 3rd pairing ahl d man
>>67235651
Twinsen's Odessy
OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN
>>67235693
who /hype/ here?
>turn CBC
>show about poo in loos peeing in tea
>>67235361
Use this stream for CBC draft coverage, channel has been changed
>>67235783
Nice job, dummy
IT BEGINS
Laffs fan here, gonna hope Bettkike doesn't fuck us over and give it to Arizona or Edmonton.
>>67235102
Get the rope out m8, Vancouver only has like a 1 in 3 chance of a top 3 pick.
http://www.tankathon.com/nhl/pick_odds
58 bings until shitposting begins
>>67235770
what
>>67235361
VLC link works. Thanks bby.
post yfw america go top 3
>>67235823
Hidden camera footage of a dot indian plumber that was took a piss in a teacup while he was working on a dishwasher
>hour long show for an overweight man to open 16 envelopes
Christ Canada
Give it to me straight lads, how disappointed will I be?
>Stroumbolopoulos
What kind of meme last name is that?
well, you already live in Winnipeg, so it can only go up
>>67235846
thats fucked up
why didnt he just use the bathroom
>>67235863
A name that owes lots of debt
>yfw Oilers win again
>>67235855
Who is your team?
>>67235868 meant for >>67235855
somehow my quote didn't work
>>67235874
I hope that's a rhetorical question.
If it isn't, ask /int/ for a detailed answer.
>anybody but Arizona winning the lottery
when does this shit start?
>>67235874
because poo in loo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>67235884
>>67235889
Over a 70% chance you will be disappointed.
>>67235883
LOL
>hasb get to pick top 3
>With their first pick, the Montreal Canadians are proud to select Pierre-Luc Dubois.
>>67235912
53 bings.
>>67235884
>>67235925
>puljujarvi falls to the oilers at 5
>>67235912
Not for another hour, it's just prospect talk for now
>>67235925
SECOND COMING OF RICHARD MES AMIS!
Honestly I wouldn't even be surprised.
What is in his pocket??
>all these Greek-Canadians
Suspicious.
>>67235953
Meth
post yfw oilers 1st overall again
>>67235997
>>67235884
>>67235997
>>67235997
>>67235997
>mfw coilers ruin one more potential superstar career
>>67235997
Why are the Oilers so bad every year?
>>67235884
>>67235997
OILERS
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>>67235950
You're laughing but some >hasb fans would rather have a shitty Quebecer player than a good non-Quebecer player.
>>67235950
I would actually be very surprised if they did pick a good old Québécois in the first round, Trevor Timmins has a massive hate for the Qmjhl it seems like. The habs have only picked a guy born in Québec in the first round once in about 20 years and he wasn't even playing for the Q. He was in the USHL.
>>67236049
Canadian teams make money no matter how bad they are.
They have no reason to try to be good.
>and the first overall pick will go for
BOSTON BRUINS
>>67236036
>tfw I just realized having elite North American prospects be ruined by Edmonton is a Russian plot
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW LADS.
>>67236049
It's a shitty organization in general. Combine that with having your hopes and dreams crushed by having to live in Edmonton, imagine how the players feel? Poor worth ethic, poor discipline. That kinda thing is typical of shitty teams.
I love shitty hockey games so I'm not going to bitch. I watched an Oilers game once where they had to put duct tape on a bad patch on the ice. Canada really knows how to deliver meme games.
If repeating digits jets pick first
>all female sketch show
but why?
QUIZNOS SPOTTED
NHL HAS SHIT TASTE IN SUBS
>tfw soon i get to delete this picture because ill have a real one
>>67236049
The amazing ability to find new ways to suck but most of it comes down to the lack of top pairing defencemen.
>>67236124
CBC needs to make it's diversity quota.
>>67236115
they ruined yak too tho
Those nigs are rocking
>>67236086
Yeah but the QMJHL doesn't usually have a prospect in the top 5 for the draft, so I wouldn't be surprised to see them go for Dubois if they draft top 3.
>>67236138
But will he be making that same face?
>>67235997
>yet another 1st overall
>yet another year they'll finish not even close to the playoffs
>their existence will be so infamous that young players wont pursue a career in hockey in order to avoid a cursed life as an Oiler
>hockey ceases to exist in 20 years
>>67236159
He's been honing his meme skills for the past year. It will be even better.
>>67236049
Rampant Nepotism from 2003-2014
Souray & Whitney becoming old
Poor drafting past the 3rd round
will Matthews vs McDavid be the next Ovechkin vs Crosby?
>>67236161
At what point does a top prospect pull a John Elway/Eric Lindros and refuse to sign with the Oilers? I'm surprised no one has yet (there were rumors that Yakupov was going to do that to Columbus)
>>67236161
Do you think some players deliberately limit themselves in the season before they're drafted to reduce the chances they'll go to Edmonton?
Lets go get Aho's linemates
Is there a single player in the league who's agent isn't Pat Brisson?
>>67236186
Crosby vs Malkin
IS HE IN BED?
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEME MAD
>oilers win first pick
>again suck
>nhl force them to move the franchise to Mexico
>>67236204
I'd be fine with pulju to carolina fäm
Wow Laine is ugly as fuck
>Laine
this guy looks like Breivik 2.0
Is Laine autistic?
L A I N E
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>>67236187
I hope Memetthews does it
>>67236206
Lots of Oilers have Orr as their agent
>>67236156
>Doesn't usually have prospects in the top 5
Who are Mackinnon, Pooin, Crosby, Huberdeau and Fleury?
Do all Finns suffer from meme face syndrome?
Laine looks like a child molester lads. He's also high as fuck.
KEK
>18 and balding already
feels bad man
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
KILL ME
>>67236206
I think that just means Brisson owns the agency not that he's their individual agents. Like how Andrews doesn't literally do every ligament surgery.
This Laine character is goofy af desu
BASED
MEMETHEWS BTFO
>>67236250
It's 2:20 AM, he's probably sleepy as fug.
>>67236249
only the top memers.
>finnish people in charge of speaking english
>>67236245
meme, shit, good, shit, shit
BASED AS FUCK
>>67236204
Whatever helps you keep the team, which I'm all in favor of
>>67236249
Finland is the autism capital of the world so yes.
>>67236187
>don't sign
>enter draft next year
>Oilers have #1 again
Maybe go to the KHL and come back at 24?
Laine confirmed autism lads
>>67236276
Patrik pls
>>67236286
>Huberdeau is shit
I'll fite you m8
Its vappu, why is laine not pounding some tight teenager
How the heck are they going to reveal it? Just a straight countdown?
>>67236115
>fail for Nail
>jesse puljujärvi = blake wheeler
>>67236302
He's Finnish, you didn't need it confirmed
>CBC can't stop calling the draftees "big guys"
MADMAN
>>67236315
>vappu
Valborg
>>67236317
i hope they do the lottery ball thing
>Bombston getting their failure rubbed in.
>>67236317
04-3 then #1, I was hoping they'd do something different this year
>>67236349
they upload that on NHL.com afterward
>>67236349
They do the balls behind closed doors, they already said that you mean loving fuck
Why can't I watch Finns do a interview without cringing like hell. Goddamnit makes me sweat and feel nauseous just to see them try to speak english.
>>67236317
They'll do it the same as the NBA, revealing 14-4, then 3-1
Even when it was just one team winning the lottery they'd reveal teams in reverse order
>>67236369
rigged if i say so myself
>tfw you will never be an old jew who gets to rig the draft lottery
>>67236361
14-3*
I can't type
>>67236371
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvOmFFu830Q
I missed the Laine segment. Was he memeing hard or something?
Fugg i missed the laine interview
>>67236371
Live by the meme, die by the meme.
>>67236371
it's the finnish way unfortunately. one day we'll have a top draft pick that can speak english as well as landeskog.
>>67236371
Because all of our top athletes have IQs smaller than their shoesizes?
>>67236402
Taking it to new levels
>>67236371
You're afraid that they will expose the true nature of Finns
>>67236402
>Meme English
>Meme face
>>67236412
Not just the atheles mate
>>67236406
>>67236402
Laying in bed skyping with the interviewer. Short answers with a bit of rally english.
>>67236402
>>67236406
He looked like this>>67236254
and sounded high.
>>67236410
>one day we'll have a top draft pick that can speak english as well as landeskog.
Doubtful unless he is the kid of a NHLer and spent significant time in NA
>>67236301
It takes 3 years to re-enter the draft my Paki friend
>rally english best english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw
>>67236410
He's swedish so no.... you won't.
Anyone got a stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe6BpRaD6tY
CBC Draft coverage stream moved here
Also Caps vs. Pens at 8pm
TIL there is actually no english word for myötähäpeä. I guess it's a finnish phenomenon
>>67236482
Yes there is
Inb4 Oilers win and this happens again.
ottawa GM is all about shekels
>>67236507
Tell me. I need it to discuss hockey and finnish players.
>>67236410
Bah, I'd rather have our mongol rallyenglish memesters than swedish male models who flame out in the playoffs.
>>67236525
http://footballstreams.net/hockey/nhl-draft-lottery-crf8eh8b
dubs for nucks winning da lottery
Jesus, Francis looks old.
Who /notcoyotefanbutwantsmatthewsonhishometownteam/ here?
Still rubs me the wrong way Jones didn't go to Colorado.
>inb4 muh storyline
>>67236540
Cantpucks btfo
Anyone have video of laine memeing?
So who's more likely to be the bigger draft bust Line or Puju?
Happening
Oh yeah I forgot the Blackhawks only won the cup because Bettman gave them Kane when they were supposed to be fifth.
>>67236525
>shared sense of shame
>embarrasement felt on behalf of another
That's basically what "cringing" means now
>>67236482
There's no single word because the great thing about language is that you can combine words like 'second', 'hand', and 'embarrassment' and create these crazy things called 'phrases' that have their own meaning.
We can't all be hyper efficient like the Germans and just remove the spaces from phrases to create single giant pseudowords.
>>67236564
>Cantpucks
All of camada are cantpucks.
>>67236575
Matthews
23 MINUTES LADS
Snes pls
>>67236575
memestew
>>67236583
And Kane scored against the Flyers in the SCF, the team that was supposed to draft him, lel.
>>67236402
>>67236406
no worries famalamadingdongs
i recorded it
https://streamable.com/j2g7
So we all agree? Oilers win and we riot?
>>67236575
Laine will be the most overrated, but he'll still be a solid player and have a good career.
>>67236575
SHe looks happy. Is it true the Publix is a good place to work?
Leaked results
t. Draft lottery Knower
>>67236575
Pulju.
>>67236575
Poopinajarvi
I dont watch hockey but im bored
what channel is it on lads
>>67236514
>Lindros
that was a great night
>>67236613
Yes. Fuck the Oilers and Gary Bettman
>>67236612
SWEDEN BEST COUNTRY
>>67236637
cbc
>>67236619
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67236637
CBC
>>67236637
CBC
>mfw coilers win first and pick mcmatthews
>mfw he pulls a lindros and demands a trade to arizona
>>67236575
Poopinajarvi, he's already been surpassed by Laine.
>>67236590
>shitting on german language
Fuck off, fakefrog.
>>67236637
CQC
>>67236619
>Laffs BTFO
I'm fine with it desu.
>>67236648
at least there was no leapfrogging.
>>67236658
post more kitty kats
>>67236612
BASED AS FUCK
![6jyNUPt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NgFLP4L.png "6jyNUPt[1].png")
For reference
Good 'ol Terry Senko
>>67236685
>doesn't start until 8:09
gay
How would you fix the lottery /sp/?
>>67236684
>The teeths
Even Keith has better teeths
>>67236704
For the Oilers
Trips and leafs win
>>67236685
Thx for login info.
>>67236186
Can't have a vs. when they're on the same team
>>67236685
>Auston Matthews LIVE FROM FINLAND
What a time to be alive.
>>67236716
>Not even close
Kek
>>67236704
I think results of prvious three seasons needs to be factored into a lottery of all league teams.
>>67236704
it's actually fine imo
LAFFS BETTER STAY FIRST
FUCK YOU BETTMAM
>TJ Oshie's kid was just following orders
>just following orders
>mfw
>>67236301
>Chouinard compiled a 104-60-13 record with the Shawinigan Cataractes and was selected by the Ottawa Senators in the first round (15th overall) of the 1998 NHL Entry Draft. By 2000, unable to agree to terms on a contract with the Senators, he instead opted back into the NHL draft. Hoping for a fresh start with a new organization, Chouinard was instead selected once more by the Senators, this time in Round 2 (45th overall) of the 2000 NHL Entry Draft.
>>67236714
Delete this
>>67236751
not happening, get over it
>>67236736
oh yeah bitch fucker
quads and leafs win
>>67236704
Weighted a bit heavier towards the worst teams. That's about it though.
>>67236685
>that ID and password
Are you fucking kidding me
>>67236254
Kane level hairline
man i would suck oshie and let him FUCK my gf
>>67236756
Kek
>>67236728
memes are becoming self-replicant
>>67236754
post yfw canucks win the lottery
>>67236685
>sn12345
