/hoc/ general
Here's a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season.
>Anaheim: eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: oddball of the group
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit
>a fucking cat
>a fucking car
>a fucking pizza
>>67233198
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What time does the draft start
>state of hockey
>>67233377
>finnish goaltending
>finnish "players"
Minnesota is
>state of hockey
Because of you. Now take back your backstroms, granlunds, koivus, brodins, etc etc etc. Finland is a joke of a country.
>>67233377
>finnish goaltending
>Hockey is a sport meme
>>67233492
Nice picture. Too bad finland will never look that nice. Just flat swamps filled with snowgooks who can't skate, shoot or stop a beach ball.
Post your best and worst case draft lottery results
Best: Columbus 1st, then some combination of Calgary and Carolina
Worst: Any combination of Colorado/Edmonton/Vancouver
>RAGS
>>67233251
it does look that way in the pic
>>67233582
>canadian teams in the playoffs
>camadien teams winning a cup ever again
kek
>>67233573
Best: Arizona - Montreal - Carolina
Worst: Toronto - Vancouver - Edmonton
>>67233589
What're you drinking?
>>67233613
I have yet to see a team without a canadian player majority win a cup
fucking burger
>>67233589
What the fuck is wrong with men and posting their fucking disgusting feet and legs. Do you honestly think you don't look like a massively gay hobbit?
>>67233573
Best: Vancouver 1st, Winnipeg 2nd, Ottawa 3rd
Worst: Any combination of Montreal/Calgary/Columbus
CURRENT LEAFS FANS' GRANDPARENTS WILL DIE BEFORE THE LEAFS WIN ANOTHER CUP
LELMAO! 1967!
>>67233643
Just like you have yet to see a canadian team win a cup.
fucking poutine eating burger swallowing black fly choking inbreds.
frigg off randy.
>>67233573
best: edmonton 1st, boston 2nd, carolina 3rd
>>67233589
Go put that beer back in the fridge son! Who the fuck said you were allowed to leave under the stairs this week.
>>67233642
Sam adams summer ale. Switched off the whiskey since I'm about to drive
>yfw Oilers get 1st pick again
>yfw potentially half a dozen great teams lead by Hall, McDavid, Draisaitl, Matthews or Nugent-Hopkins are instead just a single pitiful Oilers team
1st overall is a curse nowadays
I want to adopt that cat. Did they catch him?
>>67233765
Only because it's the Oilers. The only other team that could fuck up this many #1 overall picks is the Jackets, but they haven't had one since Nash
>>67233849
Hell even the Jackets have a good enough keeper in Bobrovsky, and a couple good defensemen in Jones and Johnson.
>>67233916
Bbobrovsky is shit dude, stop falling for literal reddit menes
>his dad tricked him into rooting for the lelanders
Top qeq
FAGLANDERS BTFO
>>67234048
Has he really gotten that shit? I don't watch games so I just go off of his play that year he won best goalie.
See you guys later
>tfw split away games AGAIN
is publix even trying?
>>67234138
Yep, that was a weak year for goalers, and a career year for him. For whatever reason, him and Varlamov are treated like they're not completely mediocre. It would be tough to argue they're top 10, maybe even top 15
>>67234173
>mad
>at sandwiches
>>67234066
>tricked
I hate NY but the isles clearly have the better history.
>>67234138
Yes he has
And he usually misses at least a month injured every season. I don't see him getting another mega-contract in the NHL again
the Jackets' backup (Joonas Korpisalo) shows a lot of promise, though
Guys what if the Oilers win the draft lottery?
What are the chances that the lottery is rigged in favor of Arizona? If they don't win it, what can they trade to get the first pick? OEL is out of the question
Two bongs until Patrik Laine sweepstakes
>>67234371
i will literally kill myself
>>67234413
>>67234371
It's pretty much guaranteed they will.
GG cars.
>>67234371
it won't be the end of the world
maybe
Why the fuck are they doing the lottery WHILE a game is on? Dumb cuckolds.
when is the /hoc/ draft?
>>67233492
I laughed at this for far too long
But I'm on pain pills from the doctor so....
think I'll make a sandwich and some potato wedges before the Pongs/craps game
>>67234508
It's before the puck drops apparently.
>>67234546
Nice blog, subscribed
Pulju is the consensus #3 prospect in the draft.
Are teams underestimating his potential meme upside? Or are his memes the only reason he is ranked as highly as he is?
Please Autism Matthews to the sparkledogs. Uncle Gary has to rig this, its the easiest way to save the sparkledogs
>>67234371
There's no doubt this has been rigged the last few years. I just can't figure out why in the hell they give a shit about deadmonton of all places.
>>67234565
Thanks
Gonna make some hot sauce with butter for the potato wedges
Kinda hope the craps win just so it gets their hopes up because we all know they are gonna choke
>craps
>>67234371
They'll trade it to Arizona for Ekman-Larsson and some other guy, they can't be so retarded to get another forward can they?
So is it in 1 or 2 hours?!?!?!?!!??
>>67234156
that is a good looking steak 2bh
>>67234683
>>67234683
DRAFT LOTTO THREAD
>>67234683
>>67234683
TUNE INTO SPORTSNET IN 20 MINUTES
>>67234659
1 bong and 45 bings matey
>>67234627
benis in bagina :DDD
>>67234718
Ty m8000
>>67234371
why is she holding that dildo?
>>67234712
It's showing the Blue Jays game.
Would you ever lick a girl's butthole, /hoc/?
>>67234831
>>67234831
>>67234831
please respond I need to know
>>67235059
There are 8 SN channels. SN1 has the pre-lotto coverage
>>67235271
I have SN1 and it's showing some highlight show. TSN has pre-draft coverage on though.
If anyone wants to watch here's a VLC stream:
http://shitcago.absolutegarbage.ga/live/bettman/playlist.m3u8
If you can't use VLC go here:
http://demo.jwplayer.com/stream-tester/
Paste the m3u8 URL in the box that says stream to load and click load stream.
>>67235235
gross
>>67235349
Thanks, anon.
>>67235214
I'd like to say it's because she's an insatiable Jew slut, but it's just from some movie.
>>67235349
THANKS
H
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K
S
>>67235529
>>67235415
The channel will change to the CBC coverage at 7pm so don't worry about TSN airing unrelated shit
Of course the asian would be from vancouver, way to meme hotels.com
>tfw the Oilers win yet again
>>67234614
The beauty in the new system is that he doesn't have to rig #1 for them, they just have to get any of the top 3 picks and they can trade up for #1 without giving up a lot.
>>67235200
yes.
why does /hoc/ totally discount SJ
were a team too ok
I said I'd post. Opening faceoff
>yfw da nucks win the austonb owl
>it's an "autist thinks we care about his shitty beer, stteak and ahl game" episode
>>67235892
Stop browsing /hoc/ and watch the game
>>67236046
I can smell fresh memes in the air tonight guys
>>67236205
is it Sweden?
Laine is a homely looking person isn't he. Is he Weise's bastard son?
>Laine
I HOPE THE SABRES GET HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE BUFFALO BILL
If the Oilers win it could make all those Wojak/Pepe edits from last year take on a whole new level.
>>67236225
It always is
>>67236260
We to are becoming a meme nation, I understand your pain now.
>>67236158
Season tix. I post at the breaks
>>67236283
Seek salvation within the memes and all will be well
I broke up with my gf today.
Is kippers looking for a finnish bull
>>67236339
I typically choose not assimilate with Stockholm Syndrome.
>>67235892
still more fans than the Snorks game last night
have fun
>>67236370
Well, then you're on your own. Good luck
>>67236389
ty
CBC Draft coverage stream moved here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe6BpRaD6tY
Also Caps vs. Pens at 8pm
>>67236460
Thanks m8
Oilers win the draft
We riot
I have the most annoying hyenas with a 6 year old sitting behind me. I'm too drunk I'm going to yell at them they told their kid the pirates go up to the nhl and they told their kid icing is a 2 minute penalty.
>>67236689
dump your beer on the greasy haired fuck two rows down
what should i do for dinner?
>>67237031
Eat.
>>67237031
Smoked salmon pasta
>>67236460
>chat disabled
>>67237031
buy the signature meal of the city that wins the lottery
>>67237052
shoo shoo, dont steal my maple syrup
>>67237066
fug that sounds good
>>67237075
The numbers on my streams are low so I just leave the discussions to the threads.
>>67236689
You're in America. You did remember to bring your gun to the game right?
>>67237147
MUNKEY
>>67234397
>rigged in favor of Arizona
zero chance, dead market located in an asshole city.
>>67234616
>muh Gretzky dynasty
>le proud history
>le amazing stadium atmosphere (allegedly)
sad but true, the NHL is trying to force Edmonton to be relevant again just because its the only thing that shitty city has.
Must be nice knowing the league itself is on your side though.
GOD DAMNIT NHL, GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT
I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS IRRATIONAL HOPE AND REPLACE IT WITH TRADITIONAL DEPRESSION AND DISAPPOINTMENT
>tfw your team gets cucked out of the playoffs and draft
MATTHEWS LOOKS LIKE A COKE ADDICT
BIGGEST BUST EVER
Holy shit, Matthews is fucken high.
Reminder the Devils are the only team to beat the Oilers in the lotto.
The lottery presentation makes it seem like a fucking game show with GMs as the contestants.
inb4 Oilers 10th
Haha hahaha fuck u flames
lol@ Vanpooper
>poomonton spoilers
VANPOOPER BTFO
>CANKEKS
THANK YOU GOD
Into the top 3: Toronto, Columbus, Winnipeg
Not Edmonton, thank god.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU EDMONTON
When the fuck is the game starting
Oh thank fuck oilels
THERE WE GO
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
>tfw just won $550 for betting the Nucks would pick 5th
THANK JESUS
Canes fan here, was just hoping the oilels didn't get number 1 again
DUBOIS
U
B
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EDMONTON BTFO
So pretty much all the teams left have won the draft.
All I asked for was no Dedmonton or Vanpooper in top3 so finns don't go to waste. Ty hokei gods
>>67237525
Post slip or gtfo
>there is a draft thread
How about that, I was wondering why the thread was so slow
>>67237548
>tfw finnish GM drafts the next finnish GOAT to complement the next finnish GOAT goaltender
must feel good to be a finn
>>67237553
Nah, just bet two coworkers
I'll post slips for playoff bets once they pay off
TORTS IS GONNA KILL PUJUJ
>>67237548
>inb4 kekäläinen doesn't pick either finn so he isn't accused of homerism
Matthews on suicide watch
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>Laine to Winnipeg
dynasty confirmed
PULJU HAS TO GO ROT IN COLUMBUS
THERE IS NO GOD
can we play the fucking game now
>laffs win the austonb owl
That poor fucker
>>67237638
He ain't going to Dedmonton, he'll be fine
>Laffs will become Oilers 2.0
This is literally my nightmare
HEY OILERS SUCK MY DICK
>>67237666
Laffs aren't much better, look how they treated based Bill
>puju in columbus
>TORTS/PUJU
HERE WE GO
TOP FINNISH PROSPECT TO WINNIPEG?
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE
>>67237648
Laine is going to Toronto.
Fuck Matthews.
>mfw Laine's career is dead before it starts
>>67237669
>implying the Oilers haven't been the laffs 2.0 this last decade
TORTS WILL YELL AT PULJU SO MUCH HE NEVER SMILES AGAIN
>>67237661
Don't worry, it is CBJ tradition to trade him to some western powerhouse for peanuts in like 3 years.
>>67237682
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
So...caps pongs game thread where
>MEMEJARVI TO COLUMBUS
>COACHED BY TORTS
MEME SEASON INCOMING
>>67237681
>28 year old not suitable for a rebuild
vs
>18 year old suitable for a rebuild
suck a dick
PULJU TO CBJ TYBGARY
Dubs confirm Laine breaks Selanne's rookie goal scoring record with 77 goals
>>67237719
this is why they should have done this on an off-night, I want to meme about the lottery not watch hockey
>>67237715
That's what you get for memeing him away from the Vancouver "Last Canadian team in the Finals" Canucks
Why is Matthews in Finland?
FINLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67237585
Shut up faggot
>Live shot of the Toronto sports bar erupting with applause.
kek
Inb4 torts plays Pulju on the 4th line with shitty grinders all year and he finishes with less than 15 points
>de colombo poopoo jackets xD
Toronto will pick Laine in June, calling it now
>>67237725
Bill wasn't 28 when they traded for him dumbass
>>67237745
To sex Laine and then head to Russia for WHC
>>67237745
Because Sweden is irrelevant :^)
>>67237753
I'll drink a shot to your asspain bro
finlands future ruined by gary fucking betman, rigged shit
>>67237745
receiving secret meme training
are laffs fans back to being insufferable for the next year?
IT'S OVER BOYS
WRAP IT UP
DYNASTY BEINGS HERE
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
WHO CAN STOP US?>>>>>>?????
LITERALLY N O B O D Y
IT'S OVER BOYS
WRAP IT UP
DYNASTY BEINGS HERE
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
WHO CAN STOP US?>>>>>>?????
LITERALLY N O B O D Y
IT'S OVER BOYS
WRAP IT UP
DYNASTY BEINGS HERE
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
WHO CAN STOP US?>>>>>>?????
LITERALLY N O B O D Y
>>67237745
he is catching up on the latest meme studies
also probably Team USA shit
>>67237648
>finland to winnipeg
that's just begging for suicide
>>67237783
>hongcouver
>F-I-F-T-H pick
>no future
>shit gm, shit coach, shit leader, everyone's old and leaving
meme team
>>67237799
>bust
>bust
>bust
>old fuck past his prime
>le no defence man
>1 actual good player
>>67237776
>>67237783
>>67237792
>>67237805
Thanks, I hope he has fun
Laffs need to draft the axeman not that fucking mexican bust
>mfw managed to sneak in and steal the 2nd overall
Pretty happy, wasnt expecting it at all
>>67237799
THOSE FUCKING DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRM A LEAFS DYNASTY!!!
FUCKING CHECKED!
Lou sold his soul to the Devil(s) before the lottery and it worked
Where all my Leafs bros at
>>67237824
>leading ohl points leader and top 3 goals
>bust
given the opportunity, you should kill yourself
Hello /hoc/.
>winniniggers unironically believe they'll be able to get out of the central within 10 years
Stay mad, paint huffing abbos :)
>>67237783
Shut up faggot
>>67237841
Congratulations Jetsbro
>tfw my usual strategy of betting the most disappointing result, so to salve the pain with money, didn't really work tonight
If duubs, Laine goes first overall.
COLUMBUS
DYNASTY
INCOMING
>no game thread because of lottery
im sobering up and now this... kill me
>>67237886
>Torts
>>67237841
Better you than fucking Edmonton.
>laffs
>>67237876
You seem upset about something bro
>>67237886
>Torts
I HAVE SOME UNFORTUNATE NEWS FOR YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZMPxFdc1A
>>67237756
>it's that shitty mega-bar downtown and the people are unironically excited
laffs is the worst case scenario for the matthews
>babcock and lams HATE rookies, openly and with a passion
>the fans will tear him apart when he ends up being an average 1c
>the city is a shithole and might be cursed
poor kid, i wonder how long he gets until the media gives the kessel treatment
>>67237886
You were worried about pulju coming to Canada. Now he has to play in a shit hole with no fans.
>CANTPUCKS
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67237909
why is this duck doing blow?
>vanpooper ded until 2025 with shit pick
>old team, shit coach, retarded gm
ripperoni
>>67237921
>i wonder how long he gets until the media gives the kessel treatment
like two years maybe
>laffs
what kind of decade you want, senpai?
>tfw Oilers got the most interesting pick of the draft
>Jonas Siegel @jonassiegel 8m8 minutes ago
Maple Leafs lucky numbers: 5-6-8-13.
>Jonas Siegel @jonassiegel 4m4 minutes ago
The Edmonton Oilers were one number off winning again. Oilers owned 5-6-8-14 combo.
Haven't been following hockey at all this year, how's the draft class looking this year? As in the top meme guys
>buttman desperately tries to improve hockey in the south
>finally gets a good hockey prospect from Arizona
>he gets drafted by the >laffs
JUST
>>67237921
>kessel treatment
what is this
t. lifelong blackhawks fan since 2009
>>67237962
high meme potential with all the fins
>>67237921
>hate rookies
>give literally everyone on the marlies some playing time for the leafs
>somehow hating rookies when they're rebuilding
are you retarded?
>shithole of a city
Toronto is 150x better of a city than Winnipeg and Columbus. We actually have downtown life that doesn't involve people getting stabbed by drunken aboriginals and blacks.
>>67237958
so close to maximum memeing
>>67237938
>Anaheim
>not a great place for blow
>>67237970
literally run out of the city because it has the worst fanbase, media and ownership in the league
>>67237976
>fin in winnipeg
>fin with torts
AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN
>>67237976
meme potential is dead now because of winnipeg and columbus, where the fug do those shitholes even are??
>>67237958
>oilers off by oned the >laffs last year
>laffs off by oned the Oilers this year
poetry
So, Finland. Do you want Pulju to play with Wennberg or Karlsson a his center?
>thinking you can escape the swedes
>>67237970
>lifelong
>2009
are you 7?
>>67237921
pretty sure your country is cursed now that you elected trudeau
jesse and jonas :DD
>>67237987
>Toronto's new claim to fame is "we're better than a big rez and some city in Ohio, but not Cleveland"
Whoever drafts Kieffer Bellows and Riley Tufte really win the draft tbqh
t. Pro scout
>tfw if the jets draft puju, they'd be getting the 2nd coming of Selanne
>>67238009
Canada and the United States respectively
>>67237995
im from StL, so I wouldnt know this information.
You should probably have your Wild Life service ban any eating of those ducks.
>>67238014
fuck off reddit
>cantpucks
>scabs
>ruins
>snes
>loliers
>flammers
>jest
>mfw all of /hocs/ tears are delicious
>>67238000
>pulju and laine in skoda cup every year
this was our plan all along
>>67237895
>>67237909
Shut your fucking mouth.
>>67237987
>playing rookies while tanking
What a shock
>downtown life
t. normie, enjoy hiring a poo in loo plumber that pisses in your cups
>>67238026
Toronto is the second best city in Canada, and every non prairie city in Canada is better than 90% of the states.
>no game thread for game 2
Outmemed by the draft lottery
>>67238014
how new can you be?
>>67238037
>tfw if the laffs draft Laine, the Jets can draft Matthews and cuck Arizona on the 20th anniversary of the original Jets moving to Phoenix
>>67238069
I'm legitimately too busy memeing to even watch that
>>67237995
hey dude, enjoy your fifth pick :)
just try not to fuck up their potential like you're doing with virtanen ;)
Fucking 0 cups, lmfao
>>67238037
POTTERY
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>>67238067
>second best
>>67238034
Who is this semen demon?
>>67238009
Winnipeg is a native reserve so lots of drunk injuns
Columbus is Ohio
>laffs
>>67238034
who is this
>>67238067
>67
>second best
I like you <3
