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Vikings draft Jarryd Hayne 2: Electric Boogaloo
Unlike Hayne, I think MOBO will actually be good
mEMETASTIC DRAFT
>drafting service academy players
Yeah you can play him in 5 years once he's done with the Navy
>>67231085
>MOBO
>MOBO
>MOBO
GOD DAMNIT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>Matakevich still on the board
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Boehringer has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Boehringer has that something special that I've only seen in very few players.
I went from D3 american football to D1 german football when I transferred schools and was immediately a starter on my team, which made playoffs. Its not hard to understand the rules. If you're a good athlete the skills from your prior sports are pretty transferrable. I've done enough oklahoma drills in my life to blast a guy on a ruck and other than the binding during the scrum everything came very easily. I scored a try in my first game.
The biggest different in german football and american football is the tackling. In american football I tackle you with impact in an attempt to stop your motion forward completely.
Face it. You're just going to keep moving the goal posts no matter what he does.
Moving to another country to play a sport you've never played before, and within a year making the main roster of an NFL team, something which millions of talented athletes who've played the sport their whole lives never manage to do, IS impressive no matter how you try to spin it.
Our thoughts exactly. We have a few of those special players (not all in germany) that have attributes similar to Boehringer but the massive difference is Boehringer had a vision and a dream to play in the NFL and if it wasn't the encouragement of who he looked up to (Randy Moss) Boehringer would have still been jamming Madden on the XBox. Now you 49er faithful are seeing his X-factor. There is more to come champ, watch this space.
Please Aaron
Lmao
>>67231125
Only pilots have 5 year obligations, Keenan is warfare so he might be able to luck out and only have to put in three years and do two years reserve
>Packers draft an ILB in the 4th round for the third consecutive year.
Way to address that urgent need, TT. Also a literally who white DE and a WR who only looked halfway decent cause of Goff, just like Adams with Carr.
F-- draft.
>>67231170
>women and traps.jpg
>>67231125
I think he should be a RB not a WR
>>67231222
>drafting a homophob
>drafting a guy who immediately gets suspended
Good going, Iggles
Bosa will be a bust.
Fuck you guys. The fucking GOAT drafters Dallas Cowboys have a pick coming up. Its not fucking fair they already have multiple pro bowlers drafted and now they will draft another one.
>>67231270
>2012
>Hayne
Thanks for reminding me of this meme player
As a Ravens fan what are the odds of me seeing Reynolds actually return alive from DurkaDurkastan to play football?
>Sandy Eggo have 3 punters on their roster right now
Lel.
>>67231270
>>67231222
>4 & 5 year old tweets
>pic is from 1 year ago
Nice photoshop
>Bears drafting 3 safeties
Watch as none of them are on the team in 3 years
Who draft's Gronk Jr.?
>>67231320
>Navy
he'll be fine
>>67231222
LEL
>>67231125
You know they can get out of it now, right? They can work at a recruiting center in the offseason.
>>67231314
nfl n00b here
who's hayne?
>>67231322
lel
>>67231320
kek naval academy graduates arent going to be on the frontlines. thats for the dudes the recruiters pick off the streets the privates corporals and sgts. I think academy grads are lieutenants
>>67231322
Looking how bad they were last year, they really need a good punter
>>67231331
Those are old tweets people are digging up now.
He just deleted his Twitter. He used to bash the shit out of phlly
dolphin time
>>67231203
Saw that game in the nosebleeds. Shit was so cold, so used to it being nice and comfy at Ford Field.
>>67231191
>tfw still delusional
I know I shouldn't be so excited, but I am.
Do russians get drafted into the nfl ?
>>67231322
serious question: can you have more than one punter on the field?
come on eagles take matakevich
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
>5'5" WR
haha manlets when will they learn?
>>67231341
Bears really need safety help. Probably should have addressed that in round 1 over that skinny as fuck LB they got. Decent draft for them so far though.
>>67231360
Aussie meme running back for the Niners
Fumbled a punt on his first play ever
Pic related, him in the back
>poor little aussie boy
>5'5 wideout
>5'5 WR
do what now
>>67231392
Both Scooby and Matakevich are shit
>>67231346
so when they tell us before the game which college they went to he just shrugs?
5'5 holy shit
>>67231352
Service academies don't play that bro because there's too much money spent on the cadet. As I said earlier, if he's lucky, they'll let him do three then go on inactive reserve for two. The only time a pro player from the service academy had to do less than three was David Robinson and that was because he was too fucking tall for his MOS which was underwater warfare. Why they ok'd a 7'0 motherfucker for submarine duty in the first place, I'll never know
If he can take a NFL hit.
Steal.
>Dolphins drafting a nigga that is 5'5
Lil nigga gives me hope 2bh famery
>>67231389
you're so silly
>>67231421
>>67231407
He's 5'6"
Get it right or get out
>>67231431
players often say their HS instead of their college
or some people do like Jared Allen and say goofy shit like Cullinary Academy
>5'5 Receiver
>>67231366
Um yes, some naval academy graduate will be on the front lines because some of them will take commissions in the Marine Corps and likely become infantry officers.
>>67231379
How do you trade to yourself?
>>67231392
Only if Chip "KKK" Kelly was there
>>67231449
Manlet detected
>>67231430
How do I know you've never watched Matakevich
>5'5
Corners are gonna be blocking his passes with their dicks
>>67231442
>tfw russian gymnastics cutie just months away
my dick is ready famalam
>>67231461
>trade down
noice
>>67231418
They need safety help every year, and every year they try to slot in some late round nobodies and washed-up journeymen. Hopefully the shotgun approach will work this time.
Is Listenbee still on the board?
TRADE: #Eagles send pick No. 188 to @Vikings for pick No. 196 in the sixth round and pick No. 240 in the seventh round. #EaglesDraft
Is Hinkie working for the Eagles?
>>67231514
>this kills the longhorn
>ASPIE VIKINGS BROAD
>TE
Maybe this is the year the Rudolph meme will finally end?
>>67231458
i just realized, he actually went to university somewhere (Stuttgart/Heidelberg?).
Just not to play Football
The Borwns will pick mini-Gronk and he will be a beast just like his older bro. Crowell and Duke could really use a good un blocker.
>>67231389
Nah, three and a half people give a shit about the NFL here, let alone play handegg on a very amateur level.
>>67231495
you know it
is gymnastics an sport?
>>67231550
would rather it have been a 6 next year
Please take Burbridge
>>67231487
they're those high effort, low talent college players that outplay their worth
They will make NFL teams as special teams players because of their work ethic.
>>67231583
>>67231458
>>67231431
He could probably say the German NFL team he played for.
YEEAAHHH
Does anyone have the webm of the Utsa TE carrying a guy on his back for a first down?
holy shit! steal of the century
HHHooooly FUCK the Cowboys have done it again. They just got the best CB in the draft on my board goddamnit. Goodell needs to step in at some point
How many TE do you need on one team?
>that 5'5 guy looked pretty elite for a mega manlet
>>67231431
They just say the city they are from
Gronk Jr when?
1. Jags
2. Bengals
3. Vikings
4. Texans
5. Chargers
6. Cowboys
7. Bucs
8. Lions
9. Browns
10. Titans
>>67231659
rhett ellison ded
chase ford gone
>redskins took ioannidis
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>67231659
Based Rhett Ellison tore his patellar tendon last season as it is uncertain if he can make it back
>>67231674
Watt Jr when?
>>67231686
1. Broncos
2. everyone else
>>67231674
Colts gonna take him ;)
>>67231674
My guess are the Panthers
>Girl named Andy
>>67231657
ikr? Guy should have been taken before Ramsey and they got him in the 6th round. Unbelievable
Won't even be mad if the Lions Pick Burbgoat even though we don't need a WR
>>67231674
He'll be Mr. Irrelevant
>>67231589
it is for my dick
>>67231738
>Boy named Ashley
>JAKE RUDOCK
THE. ABSOLUTE. MADMAN.
Did the Lions just draft Tom Brady?
>Jake Ruddock
literally who
JAKE RUDOCK TO THE LIONS
THE MADMAN!!
>>67231784
>>67231786
>>67231793
Lul wtf though
>>67231793
Yes.
But he is a Harghbabby, so he's probably a loser like Luck.
Who is Mayock
>>67231750
We do kinda need a WR.
Tate, Jones, Kearse, Ebron and Riddick.
Idk I feel like we need another playmaker there.
>>67231720
Fuck no. Panthers need OL help
>>67231794
Starting QB for University of Michigan
>>67231820
Mayock is an endangered species of bird, common to guam
>>67231686
What is this a list of?
>>67231820
Mike
Iowa alum here. Rudock is trash
GET THIS YURO OFF MY NFL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Got a new QB
Call her Rudock
Probably od
Before we go to the playoffs
All the scouts tryna tell me she got no arm
Same scouts never ever bout a blowjob
Offense gone silent
And if he starts
I might get violent
>>67231820
The best NFL draft analyst
>>67231857
>literally never played the game
>gets drafted
>american sports
SPEED
F U L L M E M E
In all honestly I hope he succeeds and helps push the sport internationally.
>Germany has had more players drafted than Tennessee
>>67231621
All right, reasonable opinion.
>>67231829
would rather have had the burb.....
>>67231905
>>67231905
>>67231897
I hope the Vikings try him out at TE. Could have a legit career there.
Vikings still have 2 more picks!!
>leave me alone I don't have anything else to do today
>>67231905
>tenneshit
holy fuck
>>67231905
>>67231905
What's with this military propaganda?
RAIDERS FOO!
>>67231905
H-He'll still be there
BUILD
U
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>>67231946
iggles still have 3
I'm fucking over a decent saturday afternoon to watch Howie pick from the garbage bin
Really want to fuck that spic slag desu
>The Lions are actually going to draft 10 players
Fuck man. Not every one can make the team. Should have traded up somewhere.
>>67231970
delete this
So did Jeremy Cash post a bong video we didn't know about? How the hell is he still on the board?
>>67231905
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>>67231905
packers
>>67231995
you really shouldn't worry, if he isn't drafted, we can pick him up in free agency for nothing and see if he makes the roster from there.
![bray-throat-slash-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wIvQ3N4.gif "bray-throat-slash-o[1].gif")
>>67231905
WALL
>almost 60 more picks still
Will any of these remaining players become a full-time starter at least? Not counting kickers and punters.
>>67232050
>>67232036
>>67232027
>>67231993
>>67231989
>>67231975
>>67231970
>>67231949
>>67231935
>>67231930
We produced the best QB of all time.
What the fuck have your schools done?
>>67232008
agreed wtf. only Decker and Robinson are guaranteed PT. depth scrubs can be found in FA
I predict Victor Ochi from the Falcons
or Dadi Nicholas
>Tony Blair
>>67232071
Tom Brady went to michigan fampai
Lads, gamepass is shitting out on me
SEND HELP
>>67232002
post pics
>>67232008
Quinn is just giving himself options at this point because the first four rounds filled in holes nicely
FALCON BROS WE FINALLY GOT A FUCKING GUARD
>Tony Blair
KEK
Falcons confirmed to move to London instead of the Jags.
>>67231854
>Michigan alum
>6th round
Inb4 Stafford has a career ending injury and Ruddock turns into Brady 2.0
>>67232071
Louisville did you pleb
>>67232083
Windows 10 NFL app
Free 1080p coverage
Seriously though, a five foot five inch wide receiver?
>>67232071
cured diseases, earned academic achievements, and had a player drafted before Tennessee
>>67232071
Tom Brady didn't go to Tennessee you cuck
oh and I don't know, win conference and national championships. The things that matter to a schools football program
>>67232071
Joe Montana didn't go to Tennessee
>>67232117
That's pretty wide
>>67231946
holy shit
comparing Moritz Boehringers stats off sparq
nigga woulda been the number one performance a the combine?
are we just getting him to offset Treadwells dismal performance at everything else?
>WENTZ
>BOEHRINGER
>SCHWEITZER
Krauts killing it in this draft
>>67232117
Nigga is fast as all hell, but he'll get broken in half if he actually gets hit
>>67232101
>Stafford
>injury
Barring him getting struck by lightning, I don't see it happening. Stafford is made of fucking steel. Still a solid backup since Ovo and the other one are coming off contract soon.
>>67232138
For you.
Trading up to draft a nigerian canadian literally who sparq babby from the quebec college of basketweaving and aquaculture.
We need a fucking guard loomis you memeing dingbat
>>67232107
This guy gets it.
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>IGGLES
he's not a big guy
>Another CB
why
>>67232143
Not a Vikings fan but I think if MoBo develops y'all could have an elite WR corps. The speed and size is all there, and I think he's already better than Patterson
>absolute manlet corner
well, Chip wouldn't have picked that
Daily reminder
>>67232167
>worst defense in the history of the League
>wanting to tinker with the average OL instead
>>67232205
>Matt Hasselback
>>67231641
>>67232134
>>67232082
Kek
>drafting a fullback when we just resigned the muscle hamster
What the fuck?
>>67232205
Only 6 in 20 years, woah!
>>67231431
will say germany anon-san
>>67232226
He went to the Super Bowl and probably would have won if not for refball
Rank these 6th round picks from best to worst.
I'm a Vancouver Grizzlies fan but I take my hat off to the Cowboys. In all of recent memory I don't know that any team has had such an impressive draft as they have this year. There is no way we don't win an owl or 2 easily over the next few seasons.
Cap it
>>67232226
>talking shit about based Hasseldragon
TURN DOWN FOR WATT
>>67232205
>that 10 year gap
WHITE RB
H
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E
R
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>>67232205
god damn I miss Matt Birk
WATT JR
>>67232257
TD
Hasselbeck
Brown
Brady
Birk
Morris
>>67232060
Not immediately. A few might start a few years down the road
>JJ WATT LITTLE BROTHER
Mini Watt drafted
Mini Gronk on suicide watch
>>67231187
Is this pasta?
JAKE COKER SHOULD NOT GO UNDRAFTED HE A GOOD OL SOUTHERN BOY WHO PLAY BIG IN THE BIG GAMES REEEEEEEE
>>67232117
>5.5 wide
Dis nigga a table or something?
>>67232257
1. Antonio Brown
2. Terrell Davis
3. Brady
4. Hasselbeck
5. Morris
6. Birk
>>67232229
thanks senpai
DAMN THAT BENGALS BITCH WAS LOUD AF
she has two chins less than the last female announcer
She was shitting herself lel
>>67232295
>wasting picks on bama QBs
>>67232117
He ran like a 4.1 40 yard
essential cody core?
Treadwell, diggs, mobo, rudolph are all pretty solid targets for bridgewater.
Falcons really need to draft a kicker now.
>>67232328
They probably won't be used as qbs
Vikings yes
How is antwione Williams lionsbros?
>>67232328
Bengals would have won the superbowl with Mccarron if not for their defense fucking up.
>>67232346
Sanu 2.0
>>67232369
never heard of him honestly
>>67232348
Rudolph a shit
take vadal packers. we need one more beefy olineman when one of thos eother fuckers gets hurt
Who /waitingforPatstodraftbabbyGronk/ here?
>>67232158
We Matt Steelford now
>>67232369
Leave him for Teryl Austin to turn into a monster
>>67232282
>>67232306
>Birk that low
liberal cucks detected
>>67232282
>>67232306
Davis was a product of Denver's O-line. Any RB they used produced good stats. Hell, a blind 13 year old blind girl would have rushed for 1,000 yds and 8 tds for them.
>>67232423
They're going to need to trade with San Diego if they want baby Gronk
>>67232207
>Adding someone who thinks you can kick the ball at any time during the play and drives on the left side of the street will improve an historically bad defense.
>Letting old quarterbacks get sacked
>the corrugated illuminum hut of Tim Lelito
Did they even bother to tell him about 4th down?
>>67232423
Do the Patriots even use fullbacks?
>wasting picks on a dying position
Bengals and Jags best drafts so far? Jags on talent, Bengals on value?
>>67232438
that pic...
is that what I think it is?
>>67232463
Vikings on memes
physical deficiencies? he has only one leg?
>>67232451
Yep, their fullback got injured during the season.
>>67232435
>being a brother of maymay watt
Haha no
>>67231905
Holy balls it's true
>>67232463
Broncos on being able to repeat next season
HOL UP
>>67232384
No. He played like shit in that playoff game.
>jags drafting a QB
FIX THE FUCKING O-LINE WHAT THE SHIT
>>67232463
All the Bungals have done is cuck the steelers
>>67232471
yes, the room
>>67232511
still better than anyone else could have done in that weather.
JAG WOO EARS
>BONGS
>>67232523
that movie took years off my life
>>67232533
Shut up SECuck
G-Great pick again
>>67232512
>another year of jokelel at left tackle
Literally LMAOing @ ur life
CTE
>>67231431
>Moritz Boehringer
>Lebensborn College
>That spaghetti
>>67232576
That guy definitely has brain damage from football.
>>67232438
Patrician film taste.
Whew lord Quinn
Will Chargers actually have a running game?
who was that MILF that was just on TV
>>67232576
Do you mean the guy who announced the Loins' pick? That's what I thought too, he looked lost out there.
