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Selby leading Fu 14-13
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>>67230462
NAWTY FU
First for boobs and balls.
Leopard vs cheeta edition
>>67230541
bet she likes a black bull in her pink pocket
>>67230541
yes
Tomorrow we shall all \(°__°)/ give our power to Ding to steamroll either one of these meme player Fu and Selby.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
>>67230582
>Selby
>meme player
Germany what are you doing
Who /CHEAT/ here?
>>67230666
Go away, Satan
>>67230561
Ayyyyyyyy
Is /147/ the comfiest general?
>lying on the sofa
>kettle on
>just had spaghetti
>electric fire on
>chocolate digestives for dipping
Who else /comfy/ here
Also based FUUUUU
>>67230666
Don't you have some dogs to go eat? You barbaric fuck.
xth for comfy midnight snooker
Bit late to the party here.
What's all this about nawty cheating?
>>67230788
It's pretty comfy.
>>67230881
FU shoved one finger in the hole, it was red, he blushed and did not tell anyone
>>67230881
Marco Fu touched a red ball by accident with his fingers while taking a shot, and didn't own up to it.
>2nd thread
Who /blanketwithsleeves/ here
>>67231088
i'm /dressinggownandblanket/ here
>>67231088
/skitrousers/ here desu.
You could fry an egg on my legs.
>>67231123
>>67231088
Today is a /dressinggownandtea/ day
I should go out tonight, but i'm just too damn comfy
>>67231079
the rarest and best of feels
>>67230788
I think snooker has to be the comfiest sport as well.
>cmon ronnie
>It would be criminal if he (Ding) wouldn't win the finals
t.Hendry
100% seconded this statement
>>67231231
It's a pretty top tier sport.
Hoping for an all /a/sian final.
>>67230788
/cric/ is pretty good after you filter the aussies and kiwis
>>67231326
Nah, it should be Selby.
Ding should win against the current Number 1 of Snooker. Makes the win more worth it.
>>67231307
He will if he handles the pressure... but this is Ding/
how many times do those cunts need warning
>>67231362
If it's Selby, Ding will get the yips. Fu would be a different story.
I always watch the world's funked up on synthetic opioids [tramadol etc) for maximum pleasure
Takes a few weeks for me to kick the habit after but it's such a winning combo.
Learn how to switch off your phone grandad
>Gets told to turn phone of
>Doesn't turn phone off
What's wrong with these people?
>>67231527
they're probably pissed off Ronniefags
>>67231429
They are almost on equal grounds head to head.
And this Selby now is total shit.
>>67231362
Selby would beat Ding I think. I'm not sure if he has the stones to beat the Number 1 in a world final.
Plus if FUUUU nicks it against Ding we'll have a new villain to hate.
They should be kicked out on first warning. No refunds. Enough is enough.
Absolute ruffians.
STRING THEM UP
BURN THEIR FAMILIES
DESTROY ALL PHONES
>>67231527
The absolute worst type of people.
And Selby was so pissed off that he actually went for a pot instead of a safety.
Ship em off to Australia
They should add hazards between snooker frames like rough areas and little robots the other player can control. Like a sort of snooker/robot wars mash up.
Me in the crowd desu lads
[Sent from my IPHONE 5 (tm)]
>>67231578
I can't imagine the ushers at the Crucible are really on the ball.
>>67231609
absolute madman
dare you to yell TSFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67231614
Probably the most controversial thing they've ever had to do.
>>67231604
They could put pinball paddles over each pocket, and one player tries to pot balls while their opponent has go run around defending the pockets.
>>67231574
I'm sure the people around him tutted him into complete fucking shame
>>67231558
He played a lot better against Kylo Ren. I'm pretty sure, he will suddenly be in winning mode and lift an undeserved trophy, if he gets to the final.
>>67231604
Wonder what that man is up to these days. Hopefully they get him back for the reboot
>ton up banners
What a bunch of mong's
T O N
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U P
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>>67231578
It's been me life. I've been obsessed with it me whole life... That and snooker. Sorry. Back to the snooker.
Was it Shakespeare that first said... What is snooker?
>>67231351
/heem/ is fun on a big fight night but off season it is fucking dire
>>67231654
i'll do it right after his 147 in the next frame
>Smellby
Watch it go to 16-16 and FU cheating by putting a ball in with his hand, going to the final.
>Selby hates good snooker so much that he just stops playing when he reaches a century
>Marco Poo
It's funnier when the belgian gay referee flips out like this.
>>67231726
This match reminds me of the whole sketch desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cq8y0pBfTA
Do british people really clap when they get asked to turn their phones off?
Ref going hard on this scummy crowd
As it should be
500 million viewers for dings match.
Fucking crazy
>>67231775
kek
>soccer
FUCK OFF YANK
>soccer BTFO
>500 million Chinese watching
If you believe that you can believe anything
What's up with the brown ball ?
What frame/points was it when FUUUU cheated? I remember /147/ a couple of days ago talking about Mark Allen saying FUUUUU was a cheat.
>>67231775
nice
Reds looking a bit like a swastika there
>>67231844
it's a chocolate ball
the winner gets to eat it
A cheeky bugger could install a coughing sound as ringtone.
Nobody will suspect a thing.
Imagine if John Virgo mentioned pic related
>>67231844
Cheeky cunt ball, always wants to sit in the middle at the top of the table. Fuck that ball.
>>67231911
>this was 2 years ago
Fucking hell
Snooker is such a comfy sport.
Who /comfy/ here?
>>67231891
Sensiblechuckleatdennistaylorsinoffensivejoke.wav
>>67231852
I think frame 27
>>67231937
Was it really, fucking hell.
I think /147/ posters are always the exact same people lel
>>67231891
I've always wanted to do that actually. Maybe for snooker, you could get a come-on-Ronnie ringtone.
>>67231941
I believe we are all already in agreement regarding how comfy this sport is
>>67231911
>the molester from leicester
Gets me every time
>>67231980
What determines a comfy sport
>>67231983
That was my one, not even memeing.
Sausage knight is my favourite
>>67231983
Always Human Leopard and Sausage Knight that get me
>>67232033
You can play eurotruck sim and not miss a thing.
>>67232033
Snooker is largely quiet and green. Its like elysian fields. Playing in heaven.
For me it's the Hoover.
>>67232033
Does it evoke feelings of contentment? Can you be comfortable watching and enjoying it?
Usually slow paced and relaxed. Snooker is a prefect example.
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP COUGHING
>>67232147
*summons a 147*
If I had a cough that bad, I would stay home out of shame.
>>67231983
All about blue balls m8
Getting hard thinking about munching on her arse
I've outgrown team sports.
Snooker and darts for me from now. Maybe I'll give tennis a chance. And some more motorsport maybe.
>>67231983
It's the best one on there for sure.
>>67232130
>that resolution
do you browse on a calculator?
>>67232130
>pot the red, pot the blue, we will come through
wew
>>67231955
Thanks, just watched it. Shameful from FU
>>67232148
It's pissing me off so much. The same thing happens with classical music concerts.
People cough more in 10 minutes of snooker than in a year of their life.
>>67232175
Tennis is great. Besides snooker probably the most challenging in terms of psyche. Also really fun to play.
>>67232148
I just don't get why these people don't do that. It's a purely selfish mentality, same dickheads who leave their phones on.
>>67232175
Boxing is looking good for the next year or two; you should give that a go. If you don't like it, it will be boring again soon and you can stop watching it.
CUSHIONBALL
>pingas
This table has had enough of fus cheating cheekiness
>>67232175
Do you into /heem/
>>67232175
Olympics soon. Great for individual sporting achievements.
>>67232246
Used to watch it a lot as a child. Our neighbors were really big into boxing and friends of the biggest Danish promoter.
We had a great meme boxer, "Super" Brian Nielsen. Fought Tyson and Lennox Lewis. I just get turned a bit off by the fan base, at least in this country.
daily reminder snooker isn't a sport and if you watch it you ought to jump off a bridge
>>67232305
I was under the impression that the Olympics will be a huge disaster.
At the start of this tournament, anyone would have gone for the pot there. Now, when the standard is theoretically higher, players keep refusing shots like that over and over again.
>>67232326
Go away, Ronnie.
>>67232293
No
>>67232305
Yeah, literally nothing better. Also Giro and Tour de France coming up. Football is comfy during summer tournaments for me, but much prefer the World Cup.
>no safety selby
>>67232340
Yeah but I'll still watch it. The BBC had GOAT coverage during 2012.
>>67232326
rasheed
>11 hours of choking
>>67232388
>11 hours of coughing
Oh so the referee sees that
>11 hours of not a sport
>>>/asp/
>People rooting for Marco Fu
wat
Stop talking about the coughing
It's all i can hear now
>>67232449
He's a cheating cunt
>>67232419
I was afraid you died, hut boy-kun. See you tomorrow, hopefully!
>>67232419
Are you Austria lad's evil brother?
>>67232449
It's easy to root for the guy playing against Lelby
Has Fu ever been ahead in this match?
>John "I can do maths, me" Parrott
>>67232419
My rule for judging if something is a sport is, "Could it be played by Stephen Hawking?" The answer is no, therefore it is a sport.
That stupid girl with her TON UP sign
>>67232483
A proud achievement for a scouser desu
>>67232482
twice by 1 each time
>waving ton up banner after a score but not break of 100
>>67232473
So now Austria is the good guy?
>>67232505
Please have sex
>>>/asp/
Mark '2-time world snooker champion' Selby.
Book it.
>>67232522
>>67232509
Why are casuals even allowed in the crucible?
>>67232505
He could probably play curling
147 points :^)
closest thing we'll get to a 147
>>67232545
>implying Ding would allow that to happen
Nah, not happening mate. Would be a crime otherwise.
PINGAAAAAAAA
>another blocked black
motherFUCKER
>>67232559
Ding will deliver in the final, I'm sure
NAWTY
Marco Fuke
Why does Marco always look like he's sucking a lemon
>>67232624
Because he's a frog
Imagine going into a thread about a thing you don't even like and shitting on it in your spare time.
I don't understand people like that. I hate baseball so why the fuck would I go into a baseball thread?
>>67232624
That's his game face.
Makes me think of former Danish handballer Ian Marko Fog (the g is silent)
bi-hourly reminder that snooker isn't a sport and watching it is an admission of faggotry
>>67232666
Why?
>its a selby runs out of position episode
>>67232624
He has a man's chin but a woman's mouth.
>>67232666
Bad opinion
Bad digits
>>67232624
It's them prime as fuck DSL
>>67232666
>>67232645
These guys are pseudo hot pockets. They don't care about snooker, they just think their opinion matters, even though they can't even defend it.
>>67232666
Nice trips but get out.
Literally yawn: the sport.
It's so disgusting that a semi-finalist has such shit cue ball control
Where have all these shit posters come from today
>>67232752
We all thought like that once upon a time.
If I had a gf I'd fantasise about her pegging Selby
>>67232773
casual school children famalam.
Wife's son up in the balcony there
>>67232817
are u really that guy from the picture?
What does a vagina feel like?
Selby's wife a qt
>>67232833
she looks old and hagid.
Reminder that throughout the final, the commentators will constantly talk about players' family members and hope they get acknowledged on camera.
>>67232832
Like a hotpocket
>>67232833
For you.
>>67232832
Dunno lad sorry
>>67232832
Very warm.
>>67232773
All the good football matches are tomorrow, so there's no point in waiting around in the pre-Match of the Day thread, and they come here instead.
>>67232846
She looks nothing like him
>>67232883
>All the good football matches are tomorrow
yeah, swansea are playing tomorrow
marco fu is shit
white man wins again
get shit on ching pongs
>>67232883
>good
>football matches
>>67232891
I don't think anyone cares about post-Michael Laudrup Swansea
>>67232832
Soft and welcoming, but much looser than the death grip you are probably used to. Try touching the inside of your cheek; that's kind of close to it.
Sit the fuck down m8
Ching Chong Chinaman went to pot ball
Ching Chong Chinaman make a bad call
Ching Chong Chinaman make a bad hit
Ching Chong Chinaman a CHEATING FUCKING SHIT
>>67232891
>>67232832
dunno
>>67232887
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thread is no longer comfy
who are Mr. Red and Mr. Cannon he keeps talking about
>>67232917
Dude that's weird as fuck it feels exactly like it
>>67232952
Agreed. Fucking shitposters everywhere.
>commentary keeps calling marco fu "the yellow"
no place for this in the modern game, sort it out Virgo
>>67232972
Some guy on /adv/ said that recently, and I was amazed at how right he was.
>>67231775
Based George. Had the voice of girl but the heart of a bull. A robot building bull.
>>67232994
I too enjoyed that post yesterday
>>67232994
Kek
>>67232972
should i finger my cheek for practice?
>>67233005
Was he a trans guy?
>>67233003
inb4 the autists start fingering their own cheeks and jacking off.
>>67232943
Jesus, is that 120cm master race?
Got a tenner on Selby outright, absolutely sweating it lads
>>67232952
>>67232993
samefaggotry
>>67233044
naybe
>>67233055
What's the return anon
>>67233056
Tripfaggotry
>>67233076
a whopping 26.25
>>67233003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8No4JP59DTQ
Such rationale is probably what makes this clip so stimulating.
Really trying to like one of the last three players in the tournament but I honestly have no preference. Just not selby cos he's already won.
Total charisma vacuum.
>>67233104
What's stupid bet
>>67233104
More than you had anon. More than you had.
>>67233123
selby is a far better player than o'sullivan could ever wish to be.
>it's a behind the whole match then win the final frame episode
>>67233123
Snooker is full of boring arseholes ngl, ronnie being the most boring.
>>67233141
kys
>the couching olympics has started again
What kind of deceases did these asians bring? My god.
>>67233123
B-but Ding is kawaii~
Could you show up to the Crucible (as a player) in jeans and a t-shirt if you wanted?
Are the ridiculous uniforms enforced by the tournaments or the sponsors?
STOP COUGHING
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67233123
fu is kinda cool
What a Fulish shot
>>67233123
>I only like o sulivan, he's a right character
>>67233123
>ronniefags
>>67233166
>Could you show up to the Crucible (as a player) in jeans and a t-shirt if you wanted?
no.
>>67233171
You mean cheating scum
>>67233145
>being able to clear the table within 20 coughs
>boring
>>67233166
Waistcoats are absolutely mandatory. O'Sullivan was treated like an absolute lunatic for taking his shoes off.
>>67233171
>The Former United Yugoslav People's Republic of Bosnia and Macedonia
>>67233166
Was wondering earlier why the crowd aren't required to turn up in formal wear, I feel it would add to the sport somewhat
Why does the human leopard always wear grey?
>>67233202
Because the Crucible is in Sheffield, they don't have formal wear.
>>67233196
>taking his shoes off
Literally what? Was he just in his socks?
>>67233166
You have to stick to the dress code.
Ronnie got to wear trainers once because he had a sprained ankle or something, but normally, it's strict dress code or you don't get to play.
>Mark "afraid of the dark" Selby
>Blue balls
>LELBY
Selby is wobbling so much when taking a shot, so annoying
J U S T
>he misses a shot
>OH WHAT A KICK
SELBY SUMMONING THE MEME GODS
HAPPENING
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
UMAD
ALLAHHU ACKBAR
THAT PASSION
>>67233221
Yeah. He went for a run the night before and sprained his ankle and had to get a doctor's note.
