Bolts vs Islanders
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Publix #2
Bolts sweep in 5
>pubelix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6TMwSDo34
Stream is here
Let's get this show on the road
>>67229025
This is an ILLEGAL stream and NOT Mr. Bettman's personal shitposting stream. Please be sure to report this one.
>>67229025
thanks bb
The cup doesnt belong in florida or anywhere else where its warm.
lets go bolts
>>67228959
I sure hope so. Hopefully Bishop took a poo before this game
>>67228959
Islanders gonna win da cup
>Carle is out
just what we needed more injured defensemen
>>67229223
Based food poster
>>67229226
2bh other than the poos, the islanders are the team i would least mind seeing win the cup besides the lightning
>>67229239
>Carle
its fucking nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4gYW5nnBE jeremi ruunikki
>>67229223
is that subway?
going up 2-0 on the road is gonna be tough, don't have a lot of expectations from this game
>>67229322
shut the fuck up Carle has been fine since he started playing regularly for Stralman. Losing him definitely hurts us.
>>67229358
Matt shouldnt you be in the press box? Stop shitposting
"playoff" hockey
>3 PM EST
absolutely disgusting
>>67229372
>le pretend to be famous person maymay
Shouldn't you be back on reddit?
>>67229493
this sucks. i just woke up an hour ago and cant watch this with my m8s like i usually do because its too early
>>67229493
Real nigga hours
Is Alan Quine elite?
>>67229506
haha what a zinger you got there carle
>>67229493
>>67229514
I had to set my alarm so I could get up and watch. Early games don't fit well with my NEET lifestyle.
>mfw bishit gets pulled again
>>67228959
do you know what a sweep is you boltard
>>67229567
>not waking up by noon
islanders sweep in 2
trannies literally disband after this afternoon game
>Prince plays for the islels
I thought he died tho
>>67229591
how new are you?
>>67229567
>Set an alarm
>3 PM game
>""""""""""early""""""""""
>mcdolans for wedding food
>>67229591
>its a "newfriends dont understand memes" thread
>>67229661
>this is the american dream
when's the meme draft lottery?
>>67229598
I did before but somewhere I got off track. It's harder to wake up earlier than it is to stay up later so I always struggle with it.
>brian 'faglover' burke is on the air
JUST
>>67229718
stop posting this same fucking question you got your answer already you yellow fuckhead jesus christ i hate finns neck yourself
>>67229755
It's 2016
>>67229718
in 4 hours
>>67229714
Theres literally nothing wrong with McDonalds
>say the game starts at 3:00
>start it at 3:20
>black tranny singing the national anthem FOR BOTH GAME
why is trampa gay into black transexuals?
>>67229804
the sausage hashbrown mcwrap is fucking godlike, dont really like mcdicks but goddamn its incredible
>ANOTHER nigress
Have all the anthem singers this round been niggers? What agenda is being pushed?
>publix
natty btw
I was just at publix desu
It's good luck lads
>merica
>home of the brave
>land of the free
>brian burke's fucking hair
KEK
>it's a sonya bryson episode
I don't know why people hate the Lightning so much they're probably one of the least Canadian teams in the league
THE GREISS IS RIGHT
GREISS
IS
RIGHT
Interesting choice for a backup
bishop in net, islanders victory confirmed
>>67229918
nobody likes florida teams
Nice to see a strong black woman performing at a white peoples event, good for equality
>>67229955
gotta put em under pressure while young so they get used to it
>>67229955
Is this Marty St.Louis?
>>67229918
bunch of diving pansies
>>67229955
would be better than bishop
>Have the same person sing the national anthem in Game 1 & 2
Tampa needs to import some more talent.
>>67229975
Savage
>>67229967
>as far from Canada as you can get
>very few Canadian players
best team if you ask me
>>67229955
Guys... go Isles
>coo coo
>tarmina
what the fuck
>>67229918
nobody likes anything ever
>bustkov is a finalist for the womans trophy
kek what a fag
>>67230023
fins commit suicide frequently, and the pantherfag franchise is on the edge of folding anyways. league has to throw them a bone
>>67229991
that would explain why they are getting shit on so hard
>playoff points leader
>3PM game
So everyone knows Bolts are the ggood guys here right?
>>67230075
buttman's gay love for cindy and ovenchicken is not surprising
Johnson has a sets of wheels on him
>Get momentum
>Take a penalty
God damnit Palat
good lord they called interference on that? Disgustingly obvious refpuck.
>>67230091
we're all on team honky here mate
>>67230112
>a sets of wheels
wow this sloppy as fuck PP
you drunk fuckups
what the fuck is this
>this """""powerplay"""""
How have they not fixed the powerplay yet? It's beyond overdue
>powerplay
the fix is in
>New York """""""""""""power okay""""""""""""
>>67230112
>>67230123
Blots confirmed for roadkill
>The isles of Jew York "power" plays
the islanders are only playing sloppy because of a 3 pm game
they should be outlawed
islanders sloppy as fuck out there, christ.
>that pp
ALL THIS FUCKING SPAGHETTI
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS TEAM
>>67230204
Do Jew yorkers usually have their third burger around this time?
>LELANDERS
BOOM BAYBEEEEE
HERE WE GO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAARRRR. TJ had some step in his game.
they're literally drunk
this team cannot play when they rest too much
TYJO!!!
Isles getting styled on
>Islels
lmao holy fuck new york
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nice giveaways
>ISLELS
MANLET SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>trying to stop tyjo
Silly islanders
HERE WE GO, BOYS!
It was bount to happen
GOALLLL
>German goaltending
JOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>car accident in neutral zone
ISLES IMPOUNDED
hahahhaha fuck new york
>Johnson from Palat and Kucherov
we meme line again
>letting a manlet score on you
id fold the franchise tbhfams
scoring first, ever heard of it new york?
>>67230294
Solid bantz Canada
>New York in charge of not driving into each other
lelanders pls go back to long island
>>67230320
Tampa loves elite manlet forwards
>all these shitters don't know the isles have to be losing to be effective
wew
>>67230313
why are they called the triplets?
>Islburgs in charge of not taking each other out
>islburgs getting scored on by a man the size of a twelve year old
>>67230371
I don't know it's a stupid name
>>67230313
It was Johnson from Palat and Hedman you stupid faggot.
>Detoilet wouldn't pay Filppula $5 mil annually and let him walk
>Sign Stephen Weiss to $4.9 mil annually
?
>>67230389
Fuck you nigger Kenny Albert said Kucherov before the commercial
>>67230368
this is unironically true.
>>67230389
he plays like a manlet, makes sense to confuse him as part of the manlet line
>another islanders "power" play
>inb4 2-0
>Another penalty
Uncle Gary phoning in some help for Jew York
>these soft ass penalty calls
this is ridiculous
Better pizza: Florida or New York
>Islburgs needing the reds to bail them out this early
>>67230410
what a qt
>losing to the blots
lmao
>>67230438
uncle garry would much rather see a non traditional """"""market""""" win
>>67230452
Theres a lot of new yorkers that move here and open authentic pizza places but as a whole nyc pizza is much better than most pizza places around here
this scotiabank commercial with the faggot jew husband is honestly sickening, im so happy that scotiabank is going out of business soon
>>67230452
Considering that Florida style pizza is alligator bites and crystal meth
Florida style is untouchable
boyle is a big guy
Spaghetti play
go bolts
>>67230498
Only if you're erect
>>67230509
for you
>>67230509
for you
>>67230481
The Islanders are Gary's boyhood team, bro. He only jewed is way into Top Jew to marionette them back into relevance.
Detroit is the master of pizza. just ask anyone seeing a game at the dough
>>67230509
foryou
guess that was the nhl's monthly holding call
>>67230531
How's the job Swedebro?
>>67230546
where did this tranny meme come from? i've seen way more gays and trannies in nyc,
great
now the blots can literally do what they want because they already had 2 penalties called on them
>>67230551
then he's been doing a really shitty job
>>67230499
>you look great, honey. you're gonna blow them away
So that's how she got the job.
>>67230564
>the dough
topkek
kek
game over
>>67230584
it's just one Detoilet nigger spamming this shit
just ignore him
>>67230564
Detroit style pizza is the best style
LE CAR TEAM GETTING MEMED ON
SCAAAAAAAAAAR!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAGAHGAHAHHAHAHA
>Islanders get completely bullied and then scored on
HAHAHAHHA
SCAAAAAR JOOOOOO
ahahahaha
griess is fucking shit
>non finnish goal tend ing
>ISLELDERS
behead those who schedule early games
>>67230584
Detoilet shitposting
Wongs fan who used to live in upstate Florida posted a pic of a tranny and got banned
>Drouin
>>67230574
soulsucking and unrewarding but I get paid so it'll have to do for now
SHIT FRENCH BUST SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>Islelsfags thought they had a chance
Game 1 was rust. The Lightning are 10x the team the Islanders are.
Sweep in 5 confirmed.
>german goaltending
>islels
did the goalies switch teams
>>67230639
If only they'd pay you to make MS Paint Bolts pictures
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
With Finns you win.
Forget that sexy goal I'm just glad someone smashed the shit out of one of the refs
Islanders please fuck up the refs as much as humanly possible
>now that the islanders realize they're losing badly theyll start playing
is this a new coaching tactic from Capuano?
Is lexplorer watching this in prison?
Are there anything more subservient and cucked than new yorkers?
>Druin
The fuck why is he even playing? I thought the Lightning didn't want him.
>>67230669
that'd be the dream
>>67230648
>posts pic of tranny
>gets banned
>people as for pics with Bolts gear
>"lol, I don't want to get banned again"
>>67230696
I tried to mail him a pub sub but it didnt work.
>>67230669
top kek
>>67230634
Detroit here, we don't have trannies posting in our threads. That's just you tranpa. I've seen it in another bolts gamethread before too but never any Detroit ones.
Also you're:
>mad
>at memes
>>67230584
It from the Round one Game 3 matchthread. An attention seeking Tampa fan admitted he was a tranny for (You)s, everyone asked him to post his boipussi, and he eventually posted a picture of his hairy ass in slutstraps
detoilets haven't let tranpas forget ever since
>>67230706
We dont talk about Drouin.
He's still on my shit list. What a fucking baby.
>>67230697
Yes, Briburkhas
>>67230734
>Detroit
This is a gamethread for relevant teams. You are clearly not welcome friend.
>>67230734
>mad at memes
>mad at tampa for beating you
So why did Islander fans become Islander fans and not Ranger fags?
>>67230706
Pooper doesnt want him or want him to play.
is there a single islanders fan who actually lives in new york city here? or are they all shitty long islanders (as usual)?
>>67230786
For the same reason people are Mets and Jets fans they want to be hipsters
>>67230734
Where did the kitty even COME FROM!?
Another penalty for Tampa. Fucking hell.
>>67230786
The Isles are a non shit franchise
>>67230734
>Wongs eliminated in round 1 last year by Bolts
>still salty
>"n-no trannys in D-detroit"
>>67230786
long island is a very different place from new york city
Boyle is on the isles payroll
>>67230780
>not watching every playoff game you possibly can even after >your team gets eliminated
>>67230784
Why would I be mad about something I expected? I don't get mad at the sun for coming out in the morning when I'm trying to sleep, even though I don't like it.
>>67230780
btfo. ty dad
>>67230786
not actually sure about this but it could be islels seats are affordable for a normal person
>>67230813
this
>>67230822
seriously? how?
MANELT
JUST
WEW HICKLET!
can you stay out of the fucking penalty box you fucking idiots
Isles are irrelevant 5v5. Gary is going to have to phone them into the ECF
>>67230842
long island is basically the suburbs of new york. think of awful chads and guidos and you have long island. literally everyone who lives there hates it and wants to leave. their idea of fun on the weekends is going to new york city lol.
THE BUST
>>67230822
Except Barclay's Arena is in NYC.
How many more soft calls to get the Islburgs the lead?
Fucking Tampa and their stupid penalties.
>>67230734
>a major city with a population of more than 500k doesn't have any trannies
You deeply underestimate just how far the SJW's have infiltrated this country anon.
But keep pretending you don't have any faggot
>>67230836
We'll allow you to watch but you can't post. The limited number of posts are reserved for big strong semi-finalists. Not weeny first rounders.
>>67230892
>lbgtning
Bishit's shits are Hickey sized
>b1shop
The most dangerous lead
>>67230894
Ohhh I see. If everyone hates it, do most of you move to NYC?
>>67230923
>islelnders being goons
fuck them
>>67230899
its literally been only there for one year when the franchise has existed for like 40? 95% of the fanbase are still from long island. the move to barclays did nothing because pretty much anyone in the city who is into hockey is already a rangers fan
Boyle not taking any shit from Martin.
>3 penalties already
Tampa is gonna blow themselves out.
>>67230962
They won't get called for it, so why not?
That Subway girl was awful compared to the Guac Girl.
>>67230965
And they will not stay at Barclays - both sides can opt out after 5 years and it seems both sides want to do so
is there a bigger, softer fag on the ice than hedman? a scrum starts and he goes straight for bernier, a full foot under him
>>67230958
im not from long island im a
>rags
fan from the city but i have gone to school in long island for the past few years. if not the city, most people try to leave for elsewhere
>>67230980
>>67230894
>>67230958
Long Islanders hate Long Island so much that even their hockey team moved to New York City.
>>67231018
Hedman is literally the entire Tampa defense right now. He knows he can't end up in the box.
Do non-car normies actually think commercials like that are good? that was the dumbest shit
>>67230962
isles aren't goon, bolts are just super soft. might be softest team left desu
Hahaha>>67231033
>>67231018
He needs to stay on the ice.
>>67231000
checked though.
have the rags wrapped up their series yet?
can't wait to play them
>>67230909
It's just a taunt, kinda like how you shitposted about niggers and spammed Detoilet and the reddit frog taking a dump on the winged wheel over and over. If you don't want shitposting in your thread try to foster a more comfortable environment. I know that's impossible, since all you sunbelt shitheads know how to do is either whine about the refs, post SCAAAAAARRRR, or post another fucking stale pepe meme just like you did in every game thread for the last few years.
So no don't expect Tranpa posting to go away. It has nothing to do about the Tampa team itself, I actually like the Lightning and think they are a good team. The fans on the other hand wouldn't know a hockey game from their asshole and only watch so they can shitpost. I like shitposting too though and I know I can shitpost harder than all of you.
>>67230836
>Why would I be mad about something I expected?
Typical northcuck, any time you get btfo the first thing you go for is "I already expected us to lose"
Grow a spine, stop being a cunt, and admit that we beat the shit out of you and in pretty good fashion
Shit it's like penguins and sabers fans are the only ones with any kind of humility
>>67231037
Long Islanders love Long Island, they just hate the political bullshit and cost of living and the taxes.
>>67231060
this. lightning is not a physical team, and thats why the bruins and blackhawks always try to get rough with them. sometimes it works but most times our speed and offense make up for the discrepancy.
>>67231096
already waiting 4 u in the ECF bud just try to focus on tampa first ;0)
>>67231097
so basically you're just mad at memes? ok
>>67231097
I can see this being posted in a cringe thread in the near future.
Who /Nassau County/ here?
Hempstead here
>>67231097
>This mad
>at memes
Feel bad for you ya soft cunt
>>67231096
>thinking Tampa won't win the series
Rags are winning the cup because we are cursed to never win another Stanley
>>67231146
Confirmed african american
