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>RUNNING ORDER
New/CP, Sto/Sun, Ars/Nor, WBA/WH, Wat/AV, Eve/Bou
bit early lad haha
haha mate bit early innit
Scott Hogan for england WHEN?
has a goal every 22 minutes this season
>>67228767
Shit day of footy
>tfw just woke up
Someone kill me already
>>67230233
Fuckin' hell mate I woke at 3 the other day and nearly hung myself. Thanks for giving me some perspective.
8th for Jonjo Shelvey's dead career
I only watched the arse match
Fact that it is third shows the quality of these games
>>67230567
I think they're putting the games that affected the relegation/top 4 race first.
>>67230308
There was a month or so this winter where I was only awake during night time
Feels neet man
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/mauricio-pochettino-may-have-read-the-last-rites-to-arsenal-s-dominance-over-tottenham-a3237266.html
>arse
>that soldier
/sp/ is fucking dead
>No Swansea
cba to watch 2bhwy
>>67233390
Fuck off then you Marxist
>>67233400
make me you cunt
>>67233367
shouldn't be now i'm here
>>67233367
First MOTD thread i've been in for weeks. I stopped coming as much when shit started to devolve into /pol/ crap all the time.
These threads used to be the 2nd comfiest behind 606
Me on the left
do you reckon gary will do it in his pants next season or will he make up some tripe about the BBC not letting him
Arsenal should be last on the running order. One of the worst games I've seen all season
>>67233441
>>67233516
He'll do it the madman
>>67233516
They'll probably do like a 30 second comedy sketch at the start of the episode or something, then Gary will do a witty one liner and move on
They won't let Gary do it because it will show a personal bias on the show
>shelvey on the bench
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOL
>MUH 96
fucking hell just shut the fuck up about it already
>Borini: "I call my role a blind job because people don't notice the work I'm doing. I feel a bit like Thomas Müller at Bayern Munich."
Kek
>Crystal Palace
>European Football
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
>the absolute state of Alan Pardew
MUH ILLSBREH
Just fucking stop already
>>67233516
He'll probably be in his pants for the opening then the rest of it will be in a normal suit
>>67233615
>>67233591
you are cringe
>>67233656
Don't get the retards started, it can be a comfy thread
>Lascelles makes like two good tackles
>Commentator riding his dick like he's the Pele of defenders
BLOOTER DETECTED
Who /Rafa/ here?
B E L T E R
was a decent free kick tbf.
>le long distance blooter man
>>67233674
>>67233656
you will NEVR walk alone
>>67233452
Remember the comfy chats late in to the night after motd ended . Seeing how long the threads would last
>>67233725
Those 96 will never walk again
I miss 2004 Rafa, he went JUST so quickly
>>67233730
They used to be great
Fucking hell
>grow up playing for your boyhood club
>work your way into the first team
>get England call ups
>Bale leaves, now is your time to shine
>Try too hard. Bloot the ball into row Z every time you get the ball
>Start losing game time
>Get frustrated. Punch your fitness coach
>Get sold to Newcastle
>About to get relegated
>Your boyhood team challenging for the title and getting champions league
>The life of Townsend
>>67233738
Wrong one
>Newcastle get a penalty against them for no reason
>Sunderland get a penalty for no reason
>Newcastle don't get refballed
>Blunderland do get refballed
Highest laughs.
>>67233730
Yeah, I really made those threads come alive
I'm King in case you were wondering
>>67233516
If they could pull off a full episode where Gary is in his pants but nobody reacts to it and they have a normal show it'd be great. Like a naked gun sketch
Of course they don't have the panel for such a thing and instead we'll get "banter"
>>67233769
>implying footballers give a shit about anything but getting paid and scoring blooters
Pretty impressed that Benitez has actually managed to turn things around.
If Rafa keeps them up he is legit a miracle worker.
>>67233769
lol
Based Rafa will keep them up
>I rate Rafa
>>67233818
He's literally a very decent manager.
Like much, much better than Shitcastle deserve.
>>67233367
none of the good teams played today
>>67233738
>>67233776
>having a folder of rafa
faggot?
here's my managerfu tho
>>67233675
Lascelles has been a revelation to be fair.
Pretty refreshing to see a "big" manager go to a lower club and see if he's actually good. Unlike managers like pep going to clubs with infinite money and big players.
>>67233701
If he keeps them up he becomes a living god up there
>>67233888
No, i've got a bird. Rafa is just my hero
>>67233879
>He's literally a very decent manager.
I don't think anyone can doubt that now. Not often that a legitimately high-tier manager steps in to save a shite club.
>>67233818
it's funny to take the piss out of the fat Spanish waiter but the guy knows his shit
I don't want Townsend in the England team but
>on the bench at tottenham
>in the england team
>starting for newcastle
>not in the team
Really want Woy out
>>67233919
Be if angling for a bigger job in the England though, right here?
So might go for him arse?
Rafa just needs a place where he'll get time, control and fans that like him.
If he keeps them up and gets money in the summer, Newcastle will do well next year
>>67233769
Andy must be proud of his wife's son
why does jermaine jenas exist?
>>67233879
>He's literally a very decent manager.
Any manager that wins la liga with a team other than Barca/Real certainly deserve a lot of credit
Lascelles the new Ferdinand, sign him up now
>>67233911
>No, i've got a bird.
FONT FONT FONT FONT
>>67233946
I highly doubt he will stay at Poocastle even if he manages to keep them up.
>>67233926
desu if woy insists on playing with wingers he is one of the best we've got
>Good feet for a big man
Lascalles for England
>>67233958
That was back when football wasn't dead, to be fair
>judging players based off MOTD highlights
This is the show that show clips of Leicester playing Tika taka in the 90th minute and pretending they play like that all game
>>67233946
What is it like playing for a team who is already relegated?
Where do you reckon Arnautovic is going in the summer?
>>67233926
In terms of form he's scored more goals in a bad newcastle team since January than his entire career at tottenham
Certainly puts more effort in than likes of walcott
The EPL league is mediocre. If Newcastle stay up they will qualify for Europe next year
>>67233951
Because his mum loved the BBC
Hughes for the United job
>>67234005
Spuds
>>67233972
Dunno, I think he would.
Still relatively close to his family. SHOULD be a steady job. The fans already like him there.
He loves England, he's not going to get any of the top jobs right now
>>67234005
France
>>67234005
Barbers hopefully
>>67233996
Simmer down Mauricio
>>67234005
the barbers and the tattoo parlour
>>67233784
Sunderland are incredibly lucky when it matters
They'll stay up by a jammy penalty in their last game presumably
>>67233996
What are you saying? Leicester play tiki taka if and when they please.
Which is very rarely because everybody has known for years now that muh possession doesn't work anymore.
>>67233990
Only one of 2 guys to manage it in a space of about 30 years
Why doesn't Crouch practise heading?
>>67234075
What I'm saying is they try and pass off Leicester as a team that plays great football when they don't. At all.
>>67234075
This, the only reason Barca still win is due to their front 3.
Quick counters are easily the best now
>>67234010
1. Bournemouth
2. Burnley
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
5. Chelsea
6. Man City
get fucked shitheads
>>67234073
Yeah this. Sunderland are drawing their way to safety.
>>67233769
>he will never score on the last game of the season to save newcastle from relegation and stop spurs from winning the league
>Blunderland
>Play shit for most of the season
>Suddenly start winning games/getting absurd refball in their favour
>Just about stay up
Every fucking year
>>67234075
Your in for a surprise come the Euros
Really good of all the teams and fans to stay behind at the stadium to recreate the games for us live
>>67234119
I want Allardyce to go down so much.
Especially after the Big Sam vs Rafa feud
>>67234075
He thinks possession wins games
Ha ha ha
This Sunderland kit is so disgusting.
Lads why do all the England youth have double barrel names?
>>67234159
Footy becoming a middle class sport
>>67234152
Agreed its a bogey green nightmare
>Stoke are back to hoofball
shame because they were playing some decent football earlier this year
>>67234159
One name for their black fathers who they never met, one for their white mother who raised them.
>>67234159
higher divorce rates
>>67234159
shitty fucking chavs thinking they're posh.
i fucking hate double barrel names.
>>67234159
Mixed race parents where the black father, surprise surprise, left the family
>>67234159
Broken homes because of the zionist conspiracy
>>67234159
Literally being Cucked so hard that your wife won't take ur second name
>>67234133
It's a recording m8
HQ dive
>>67234181
They played hoofball against Liverpool too, wish they'd pick 1 and stick to it
>>67234185
>>67234192
W E W
E
W
handball
>>67234005
The Euros
>Get refball penalty
>Still complain about refball
I fucking hate this loaf headed twat. I wish Big Sam and Pulis would fight to the death and bleed out on eachother
>Newcastle fixtures: Villa away, Spurs home
>Sunderland fixtures: Chelsea home, Everton home, Watford away
>Norwich fixtures: Man Utd home, Watford home, Everton away
so who's going down lads
Is there an interview where Mark Hughes DOESNT find something to moan about?
Fucking hate the cunt more than Mourinho
I like Fat Sam. He's a great heel.
For once Hughes' butthurt is justified.
>>67234266
He's still bitter about City desu
>>67234256
Newcastle because they don't have Everton.
>>67234266
There is something deeply unlikeable about him desu. Probably has a very horrible secret that will come out in the papers in a few years.
spurs edition
>>67234256
WL
LDW
LWD
Newcastle stay up
>>67234256
If Newcastle beats Villa they are safe.
>>67234355
>If
blatant handball
Is Geoff Cameron the only American called Geoff
>>67234256
Just need Chelsea to smash blunderland, then if >we beat spurs when the title is long gone, we can stay up
Where will Payet play next season? Madrid?
Not even a Spurs fan but absolutely loving the absolute meltdown at Arsenal because of Spurs' season
>>67234350
Sunderland would stay up in that scenario, unless Newcastle beat Villa about 9-0
the fuck was he doing there, seriously? blatant handball
>>67234355
Knowing Newcastle they'll lose to Villa then beat Spurs.
Arsenal: Lannisters
Spurs: Starks
>Arsenal fans
kek
>>67234389
Chelsea
wenger
giroud
>hahahahahahaha
Why did Cech leave Chelsea? He's still world class.
>muh signs
kek, it's like a shitty WWE crowd
>yfw the arsenal protesters protested in the 13th minute
fucking Narrch
completely forgettable apart from their cheese and onion kit and manager who's 20 years older than he claims
We need a European football highlights show in the UK
>tfw when remembering Football Italia on C4 on sundays
>>67234412
Arsenal: Pakis
Spurs: Jews
>this
>on third
Worst fans in the world
>>67234412
most overrated show in history
watched the first 2 seasons when i lived with my mate and not a single episode since
>>67234389
He signed a contract extension a few months ago worth a few gorillion. He's retiring at West Ham.
>>67234459
BT probably have something
Boring Boring Arsenal
>>67234459
It's on BT and it's shit.
>>67234497
>Based James Richardson
>Shit
>>67234444
sick quads mate shame you forgot the most memorable parts are delia and fry
arsenal fans can fuck off. try playing in league 2 you spoiled cunts
>>67234459
>not getting up at 7am Saturday morning to watch Transworld Sport
>>67234459
BT does a European Football show on Sundays with the old host of Football Italia
>that ball from Ozil
fug
Are Arsenal fans the most entitled in the league?
>threading a through ball with a waist high laces hit
nice 2bh
>>67234552
especially when your own players are trying to stop the counter as well
>>67234549
they're the most retarded
sick pass
why wouldn't you just not go to these meaningless games
>>67234549
>>67234523
>win trophy 2 years running
>feel the need to complain about their situation
They can fuck off desu. They should look at the post-fergie united for how things could be
Norwich's manager feels like a dark, dark person.
I don't know what it is, but something isn't right about him.
>>67234552
>look at me im so insightful
just fuck off already you fat dildo
>>67234524
>tfw watching some random report about a random sport on transworld sport
>>67234603
That's Scots for you
>>67234603
obviousy, he's scottish
>>67234603
THATS THE GLESGA LOOK PAL
>guaranteed top 4 and Champions League every year
>multiple trophy wins for years
>baawww we should be doing better
>Murphy wants to start fucking Welbeck at the Euros
FUCK OFF. Gonna be the same shit as last time. Rooney and Welbeck OUT
>This blantant Welbeck for Yuros Shilling
Disgraceful
>>67234656
>>67234666
Hodgson is a "friend of the show".
They're trying to justify his decisions already so people accept them by the start of the tournament
>>67234655
>complain when we celebrate securing 4th
>complain when we demand better rather than settling 4th every year
Pick one ABAs
>>67234619
>you now realise the Sky Sports advert hype voiceover guy is the Transworld Sport voiceover guy
>>67234655
They should be at least striving to be better
>>67234656
>>67234666
>le puts in a shift can't finish man and pooney ahead of vardy and kane
book it
>>67234706
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmVkfUFk0sw
>>67234739
don't forget Wilshire starting
>>67234610
How is that me trying to be insightful?
>>67234656
>>67234666
>>67234739
>>67234773
Are we doing a bit where we pretend we're posting on a talksport comment section?
>>67234739
Roy can't survive this time.
If he fucking starts Rooney, Welbeck and Wilshere, then we go out limply again, there's nowhere for him to hide
Is there an easier job than being an International team manager?
>only play a few games a year
>don't have to worry about transfers
>don't have to come up with complex ideologies etc as they only have so many days with the squad
>get millions
>>67234739
He will start Welbeck ahead of Vardy on the left for sure.
>>67234806
must be pretty comfy.
sometimes when im trying to fall asleep ill think of my starting XIs for national teams.
>sometimes when im trying to fall asleep ill think of my starting XIs for national teams.
>>67234806
>have to create chemistry from 22 players who all hate each other
>media dig up shit about your private life
>have your face superimposed on a turnip
>>67234806
and even if you get beat by teams as bad as the faroes, you can get a decent job and win the premier league
Should Antonio be in the England squad? Pretty much all our wingers are shit
I don't think there's anybody in the PL I hate as much as Pulis desu
>>67234857
say that to me on reddit you fuck
-----------------Hart----------------
Walker-Smalling-Urgh?-Rose
------------------Dier----------------
------Drinkwater----Alli-----------
--Sturridge---Kane---Sterling--
>>67234865
LEL
> You now remember Sven was England manager
when West Ham sign Lacazette they'll be a force
>>67234889
definitely should but walcott and a ded ox will go instead
>>67234889
He'll probably play Milner and Sterling wide. Milner has a good cross and tracks back, Sterling has pace and a bit of strength
>>67234898
Pardew surely
>>67234900
GET LASCELLES ON THE PLANE
remember when people were touting DJ Campbell for an England callup?
Didn't WBA decide the title race last week? What happened?
>>67234909
with hindsight he did a pretty shitty job considering the talent available
>>67234807
Desu I don't think Vardy would be good on the left.
>>67234909
*was England's last good manager
>>67234106
>arsenal in comfy 4th
My body is ready
>>67234979
Sven is overrated.
He had a great team and didn't do any better than "par" every time
>>67234900
wish stones had moved to chelsea instead of being coached by a clueless fuck all season. might have had a good euro's if he'd got a solid run up.
>Leko's voice
>NOBLE FOR ENGLAND MEME
>>67234900
Cahill isn't that great but aside from Rooney he's the one and only England player that's actually played and done well in big European games, even if that was a few years ago now..
>Leko new Ronaldo
>born in 1999
>>67235008
Stones should be playing in the Championship, he isn't good enough for the PL
>>67235008
yeah agree
>>67235044
and he's regressed a lot in that time
>>67234900
Terry
>next season would could see someone born in 2000 play in the PL
>>67234900
-------------------Hart---------
Clyne--Smalling-Jags---Baines
-------------------Dier------------------
---------Drinkwater--Milner-------
--------------------Alli--------------------
--------------Kane---Vardy-------------
Bring Sterling and Sturridge on for pace
>Watford might sack QSF
Why, what the fuck else were they expecting in their first season back up?
>Villa fans chanting We're gonna win the league
HAHAHAHA TOP #BANTER LADS. HOPE YOU SUBMITTED IT TO THE LAD BIBLE
>>67235079
>would could
>>67235114
they sacked the guy who got them promoted, they give no fucks
>>67235124
alright i admit it, i'm drunk
>>67235124
It's the sargon
>>67235056
who?
>>67235096
This looks decent though I'm not sure whether jagielka and baines are the best options there.
>Called Abdi
>White
Whut
>>67235096
>letting any Everton defenders near the team
>>67235114
Shit second half of the season now everyone knows his 'tactics'
>>67235145
baines hasn't really impressed since coming back from injury. would prefer rose/bertrand.
>>67235096
WHY do people think that Jagielka should start for England? He never has been an international quality player. Also Baines instead of Rose? Lel. He had his shot at the WC and blew it.
Ayew's definitely getting poached next season, probably by someone like Everton
>>67235177
Who else? Cahill has been shit this season.
Baines is a good player still and can take free kicks/corners
>>67235149
Albanian surnames are odd.
>>67235149
white mother I assume
>WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
>Troy memey
>ayew celebrating that someone will sign him if he scores some goals.
>his team joining in thinking hes actually arsed about villa
>>67235201
And Everton's players have been amazing then? Cahill at least has the ability to play well in big games, Jagielka would probably just be a failure. I liked Rose/Clyne against Germany, we should just stick with that.
>Deeney
>Write
He looks like a Spanish Roy Keane
>Villa
AHAHAHA.
I bet they thought heading to the game "no matter what happens today, I won't be sad anyway. We're already relegated, it can't get worse".
Then they were winning, and that excitement of a football fan came back again briefly. They thought they could be happy, and it wasn't just Blitz humour.
Then Troy Deeney BTFO them in the 95th minute. And the pain came back yet again, and they bitched and moaned the whole way home
FUCKING GLORIOUS
What does your girlfriend look like lads?
aside from Ayew, are there even any other Villa players worth signing?
If Flores stays, I wonder what 20 random fucking European players he will sign next season.
>>67235260
Like troy deeney
Radiohead's new album is coming out at midnight lads
>>67235268
No, they all got signed last summer.
They had the fire sale a year early
>Villa have lost 11 matches in a row
At least they can't set the record for most losses in a row in a season
