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/bet/mafia gonna strike soon edition
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/bet/ mafia up THOUSANDS
If you hold up any sort of sign at a football match - anti-manager, anti-board, pro-manager, whatever - you're the biggest problem of all.
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Infonet - WHEN
Mechelen - WHEN
Molde - WHEN
>Spurs -1.5 @5
Chelsea are on holiday and spurs need a win to chase down leicester
>>67225823
>Infonet - WHEN
Who? wtb?
>Mechelen - WHEN
mafia'd
>Molde - WHEN
>no Eidur vs a team just coming off a 6-0 win
>>67225901
>Chelsea are on holiday
>>67225922
Yes?
>>67225914
Tallinna Infonet -1
Molde will score
Mechelen confirmed mafia
If your TT bio says "/bet/ mafia" anywhere then you are likely on a register or awaiting your court date.
Spain Beach -5.75 is a solid medium/large, they are miles better than England and we all know how shit Cabo Verde are
>>67225989
>maxbet reached for this market
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>67225989
Do you mean España?
>>67226054
If you refer bets to the trader, are you more likely to be limited?
>Potential LARGE coming up if any bookie is kind enough.
Lincoln Red Imps are a massive large if bookies carry, I really hope Euan doesn't steal this tip
Euan large inc.
Surely any game is a potential large if the bookie is kind enough
>>67226172
Talking big sense pal
>>67226147
I've got bad news for you pal.
Infonet -0.5 @2
WILL COME IN.
Angels FC have just 12 players including their fat fuck of a chairman, going large on Lincoln up to -6.5 if they get priced up.
>>67226259
sauce?
MASSIVE on Spain -5
>Spain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>SPAIN
>>67226292
>dangered
SURREAL, on MASSIVE now
Hassan SWEATING
Nor +0.5 absolute world
Line a goal lower on 188 if you have
>SPAIN
HAHAHA DOWN INSANE
England beach absolutely surreal
>>67226324
>dangered AGAIN
bet gods surreal
4 figgy rolls on spain.
pls don't fail me now
Spain look tez
is Cape Verde + a special stake?
can anyone tell me what the club awards have to do with this being 'value'
Can't get a bet confirmed ffs
SURELY Charleroi will score any minute now.
Mechelen 11111111111
>This music
>>67225901
-1 @4.55 on Mara
Smacking because it's silly value
>>67226427
Because obviously winning awards means you perform much better duh
Anywhere carrying Red Imps?
ONLY 2 more Mechelen goals. EASY
>>67226427
>not at game as too busy chasing
Tells you all you need to know
>>67226479
Patience dickhead
>>67226531
>KO in 3 minutes
>5PA1N
At least my acca is looking good
Need AbsolutelyRektPmsl to shout it and then tip on Mara straight away before Euan does
Spain look TEZ
Verde keeper having a worldie
>The Overhead Kicks of Spain
Spain Verde FIXED FOR SURE
Bookies lost too much yesterday on England and have got involved.
Disgusting.
>dog on the pitch
absolute farce
>>67226644
This. These showboating attempts are ruining a lot of perfectly good chances, we forgot to factor in how vain and egotistical the average Spaniard is.
>>67226691
Every fucking time
Down insane, they look so fucking shite.
Down thousands on Spain.
Bastards.
Someone TT Lincoln -2.5 on Fonbet as a 10/10
Wish I could choke out whoever said Spain were better than England tbqh
>tipping a palp that was stolen from here
Euan the biggest fraud
j-just 5 more days till neetbux and i can bet again
>>67226777
Tell Big_Al
>staking
>goal
couldve made a grand
Only Wills lids?
I'd like to thank willhill's site for being a complete piece of shit that is slow as fuck. Thanks cunts.
>>67226876
3-0, wtf is happening
>betting on a palp
Pmsl enjoy having no account or profit after this
SEETHING. Hope they palp hard.
4th goal red imps?
>wasnt quick enough
fuck sake
there is no way in HELL this won't be a palp
Anywhere else have this?
Up 5 figures. Cheers Euan.
Did anyone get on absolutely anything?
Got fucked by having an empty balance in WH
>on Tallina and Molde
Both ending 0 - 0
Fuck my life.
PMSL at the greasy students back from playing for their Ex-Poly's 4th XI footy team, who placed their night out at the union money on this and are now going to be limited on Hills and refunded.
>>67227097
or do they
>>67227130
Weasel
>>67226943
this
Kristof mad as fuck
Hovering over place stake on Molde to win @13.0. Chicken out. They score 10 seconds later.
> I did the right thing.
>mfw this is the Winners Club's large and he didn't take account the time difference
Gonna be down so much today.
Lose 500 on Tallina
Lose 700 on Mechelen
Lose 1200 on Spain
Don't manage to get on lincoln reds even when knew about it hours ago
Not sure what to do anymore boys....
MACKERS. PARTY ATMOSPHERE.
Incredible sums just refunded
top kek at the abuse Euan is getting on TT when it was obvious he meant this game and Lincoln when he mentioned the potential large.
>>67227214
How does he do it?
>>67227239
Euan stole the tip from here. He mentioned a 'potential large' but the game itself was first mentioned on here and obviously he browses. He should be baited out as a fraud on TT.
Fucking Spain
>Heading it between themselves
>Get one on one with the keeper
>KEEP heading it between themselves instead of shooting
>>67227312
>This obvious as fuck bait
Still 1.01 on Euan replying though
>>67227339
How is anything I said bait and not just truth?
>>67226952
Fuming.
>>67227359
>Euan stole the tip from here
>It is completely impossible that different people can find and exploit the same information
Will be palped.
Got 600 on -5 spain
should i cash out for 200 and learn my lesson or try win?
>>67227208
drink tea, lots of i
>>67227394
Except that he's stolen a bet from here before. Trip on please.
>>67227418
can cashout for 300 now
shaking
I think Spain score another 2,3 here.
Staying put. Can cash out for stake.
if spain do as well in third third as they did in second third its a win.
>That verde save
ffs
>Spanish sweeper keeper
Fuck off Spain you should walk this
>getting injured in beach football
disgusting
Why is Euan so angry? Is it because he's down today (going off what he has tipped and not what he claims to have been on)? Is it because BT is back and shrewder than him? Is it because he finally realises his ex-poly 2:2 is worth nothing in life?
>You'll never dance throughout a beach soccer match
>>67227740
>never dancing again because borrowed money to put on spain from the wrong people
>spain have hit the bar 3 times
2 more pls
>Trying to shoot from goal kick
PLEASE STOP DOING THIS
>>67227833
It's done lad
chasing on Portugesa women 2.75
7777777777777777
>>67227956
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
who here /spainfootball/?
Do they even WANT the 88888?
Pls equalise Norwich
>>67228057
Probably not bothered
Beach football so lotto
>>67228057
8 is a lucky number in Spain.
They'll want 8
pls let me cash out on spain
This is it lids.
888888888888888888888
888888888888888888888888
Literally was tying the noose around my neck when I heard the goal noise.
9 for brains but I'll be happy if this horrible game just ends as is
999999999999
DANCING LIKE THOSE BLACKS IN THE STANDS RIGHT NOW
Overhead 99999999
Sick of the sweat
>no bet365
>staking when goals @ imps
>on molde -1 ah
Need another large tbfh
Euan just go private and don't let that mong follow you. Was too slow to get on myself but I don't doubt there was opportunity.
did anyone else get on the official /bet/ acca?
when will the shaking stop from spain match?
not even enjoying the win atm
i hope people got on Portugesa Women @ 13
if not its still 9.50
FREE MONEY GO SMALL
>imagine
>>67228472
its beautiful
>>67228453
great tip senpai
>>67228867
PMSL
>>67228962
trust, breath, relax
Hello barcelona where are the goals
>>67228867
5-2 now
Go put money on Cards +3.5
Even when I'm not betting I can always rely on /bet/ to provide top quality entertainment
>>67229553
the fuck is cards?
66666
Thanks Spain
Another one for my collection!
>>67229892
>betting on mainstream
>doing accas
>not edging your accas
this is all sorts of wrong
Portuguesa Women on the comeback????
>>67229920
But it's not, literally a Neuer blunder away from an easy 180€
>>67229892
nice tips
WillHill PAID, UAC cheers Euan
>>67230044
tears if you're not up 5 figs today tbqh
>>67229920
Here is last week's, 33.94 odds
Remember Liverpool was 2-0 up
Gotta be honest, i'm with Kristof on this.
If you post a tip and nobody is unable to get on at that time, including yourself. Bet really should be voided.
Euan, you're not a fraud; but do the right thing, even the /bet/ account voids when unable to get on. Do the right thing, god bless xx
>>67230367
>he wasn't on
>>67230367
This tbqh
What's the point in tipping if no-one gets on?
>>67230367
doubt he will, got to stat pad to keep up with the /bet/ account
>>67230367
There was opportunity to get on however brief.
If he had made the tip with loads of time to spare and nobody had bothered getting on should he void it because nobody followed? No that would be ridiculous. He can't be held responsible for how quickly people act or if a team scores within seconds of him tipping. All that matters is he tipped it prior to the goal which he did even if was literally 90 seconds max and probably much less.
>>67230602
trip on
>>67230421
>>67230440
Euan is a gent, he found something and good on him, but TT tips are almost always voided when nobody can get on. If Euan doesn't void it will be unjust.
Justice for the Tipster Tube punters.
>>67230602
nobody in this thread can complain, it was tipped here before TT
>>67230717
Thats not the point you mong
>>67230367
Euan doesn't care about making people money. He is solely tipping to boost his ego, there is literally no chance he voids this bet. There's naturally a bit of stat boosting and ego when it comes to tipping but look at someone like flatanon, he doesn't need to constantly try and improve his roi by tipping flimsy bets, he knows he's a good tipster and is appreciated by others. Euan constantly feels the need to big himself up, maybe because he has a perm, maybe because he goes to an ex-poly. He is truly a strange little man, I would love him to prove me wrong and void both bets but it won't happen. He's scared of /bet/ tt, he's scared of BT and maybe, deep down he's a little scared of the person he's become.
>>67230717
If I'd have known WH were carrying it I'd have got on
>>67226479
>>67230717
pmsl, imagine being this thick
>>67230828
This is simply the best post ever posted in /bet/
>>67230828
Another fantastic post on Euan, mind if I copy and paste this so I can save it as a text document?
>>67230828
>this obsession
And I'm the strange little man?
>>67230367
I did get on though
>>67230421
So how many people need to get on? What about tips where they concede immediately? All so zzz. Not voiding it unless WH palp later.
>>67230828
This. Is. So. Important.
the fact that he tipped a probable palp that he had bet on is pretty selfless/stupid desu
>>67230828
I've literally just been kicked out of the pub for causing a nuisance, I stood up and clapped your post, truly a remarkable read this. Talking big sense here pal.
>>67230828
Just rang my gran to read this out to her, she was obviously a bit shaken by just how powerful this prose is. She asked who wrote it and I told her I did, I hope you don't mind but she told me she had never being more proud of me.
>>67230828
Tears in my goddamn eyes
>>67230828
This is the most profound thing I have ever read.
>>67230828
I was part-way through writing a creative piece for my final assessment. However, upon reading this, I deleted it all, pasted this masterpiece in its place and submitted it to Turnitin.
2:1 guaranteed now.
post another 10/10 euan i was at pizza hut cheers
>>67230828
Just read this again, gets better with every read.
>>67230828
4/10
Below average post
>>67231266
Enjoy your 100% similarity report. I already submitted
RAT KING
>he actually marked it as a win
complete fraud
>>67231635
why the fuck wouldn't he?
Mark both as wins please Euan
http://us.soccerway.com/matches/2016/04/30/gibraltar/premier-division/newcastle-fc/angels/2214265/
In what world was 4.2 the correct price? Obvious palp, would be a travesty if it gets paid, tempted to go on chat and inform the traders of the mistake they made.
>that Concepcion goal
Mirin
>>67231682
I just did lid, they said they're looking in to it
>>67231662
True shouldn't expect a fraud to act any other way
>>67231635
Did the odds exist?
Did he tip it before a goal was scored?
If the answer to both is yes then why wouldn't he?
I really don't like Euan much but I feel forced to defend him on here because so many morons in here just want to find faults with everything he does. I'm sure most of them are just doing ti because Euan is so easily baited but I bet at least half of the Euan shitposters actually believe the shit they spout.
Guarantee they wouldn't be marking it void if they'd tipped it.
>>67231768
Its a palp, why would i tip it? he's a fraud who is trying to believe his own lies
>>67231709
I've just been to my local shop and got the girl behind the counter to put me on the phone with a trader, should be void by midnight.
Mina B: Hi, you’re speaking to Mina B. How may I help you?
oscar romero: HI, are you investigating the game between Lincoln United vs Angels FC game in the Gibraltar premier league today?
oscar romero: I think you got the odds the wrong way round
oscar romero: I believe it should be a palp
oscar romero: You're welcome
You have disconnected.
Might stop tipping desu. Probably will if they go back and void it because someone went and told them because they are jealous. Get nothing but abuse for tipping. No point in it really.
I'll keep you all posted x
>>67231768
Tipping palps isn't something which should be rewarded, by all means take a risk and get on yourself but it's not a "tip" and it boosting your roi is fraudulent, it's the equivalent of tipsters who tip a high odds bet with 10/10 stake and when it wins start tipping 1/10 to maintain a big yield. Euan might even go paid one day because of his yield which isn't real. I'm sure he knows this.
>>67231863
>>67231904
Mina is having a busy evening
>>67231876
good, fuck off
>>67225749
there is no mafia friend
>>67231904
>>67231863
>they weren't on
awwww tears buddies!
>>67231876
Please do. Not because I hate your tips but at least the obsessed morons will be forced to stop posting about you.
>>67231876
You've said this SO many times already lid. Change the record.
>>67231876
Haven't heard that one before, you love the attention, as much chance as you voiding the bets as stopping tipping
>>67231904
>costing someone 4k because you are spiteful
If they void, Im quitting desu. Hope everyone is up a few greasy fivers from my tips.
>>67231921
why's it not a tip? it's a bet like any other that people could have got on and made money on
if hills had palped then i'm sure the esteemed euan would have settled it as a void
>>67232047
good riddance desu
WHAT A FUCKING BORING ARGUMENT THIS IS. It was possible if you were quick enough. How many people need to be on for it to count? What if a few people want on but dont have an account? Or it has no money in it? Why does it matter to me if they were eating dinner?
would start arbing that £7k out of your hills right now if i were you euan
I can't understand why people give Euan so much shit and actually go to these lengths to try and get a bet of his void.
I bet you are all up money from his tips overall, and if you don't like his posts, just filter him and follow him on TT for the tips
>>67232047
>tipping a palp
>expecting to get paid
You really are thick aren't you. It was an obvious mistake and rather than just getting on yourself you broadcast it to the world. It should be palped and you've done yourself no favours in trying to boost your yield, idiot.
>>67232047
I'm trying to save Will Hill some money lid. It's obvious the trader who set the odds has learning difficulties. As a firm they shouldn't be punished for this error.
>>67232047
Will be a shame but still will be glad if you quit. Can't stand the autism fest in here and you do nothing but encourage it by allowing yourself to be so easily baited.
>>67232058
Because they'll void
>>67232142
only because of a few virgins in this thread
>euan will never, ever stop biting
boring desu
>>67232142
They've literally paid already.
>>67232115
I was trying to win people money pmsl. It was even posted here pregame. No idea why everyone is being so bitter. Again, would love to see what everyone else has contributed to the thread.
Euan lad, come on people are just trying to get nibs. If they had been on they would be sucking your cock right now. You won money and paid out, be happy you're UAC on a Saturday.
>>67232213
me>>67225901
>>67226463
Also tipped the basketball game last thread
>>67232213
Ignore the mouth-breathers m8, a lot of lurkers here appreciate your effort
>>67232213
Wouldn't count your chickens until the money is in the bank. nibs btw
>>67232213
its a crab bucket mentality m8. People in here hate someone else succeeding when they're not on
euan nibbling more than my guinea pig
Imagine being up thousands and feeling the need to defend yourself on /bet/ of all places, truly the strangest, littlest man in all of Glasgow.
>>67232418
this.
I feel like i'm at one of those foot spas with the fish, except it's just one big fish with a scottish accent and a perm
>>67232447
>euan
>big fish
>>67232447
Nice post
>>67232213
I'm just asking a question, psycho. I've seen others on here settle as a winner where not one single person was able to follow - not because they were having their dinner or didn't have an account - but because the odds weren't there at posting, the game was pulled, the game was suspended etc. I don't know what happened here so I just asked the question since a few people commented they weren't able to get on as there was apparently an instant goal. You got on the winner yourself so you should be happy no matter what. But if someone posts a tip and not one single person was able to follow (don't know if this was the case here or not) then I don't see why it would be added to the tipsters record because it isn't a true representation of what the followers have won.
>>67232535
psycho pml
>>67232583
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Euan is a psycho
He bets on WillHill palps
He has a perm on his head
With a 2:2 from a polytech
He's truly a strange little man
With a constant 4chan ban
AND WHEN HE TIPS ON TT
HE'S CALLED A FUCKING FRAUD
>>67232691
lel
Need Albania to really take control of this situation.
oreo dairy milk surreal
>>67232781
Talking BIG sense pal
Who /out drinkin'/ here?
>>67232942
@ spoons m8
Hi there and welcome to Non league tips which will be continuing from the start of pre season when we will be free until the start of the regular season looking to replicate previous results, follow !
>>67232985
>he doesn't support his local independent pubs
Imagine costing yourself 4k just to boost your yield on a tipping site run by an Icelandic addict. Fucking hell, no wonder Euan goes to an ex-poly.
I wonder why Euan thinks he gets all this abuse. Does he realise its all down to his personality and that there's a probability it's cost him £4000?
>>67229619
card(inal)s
alternatively, >trusting st louis methinals
Philadelphia game goes o2.5 tbqh
>>67233112
I know Euan irl mate, he's actually quite affable, you guys just do something to him
>>67233138
>3 shots in 45 mins
>>67233112
Don't even care why but I'm pmsl that he's going to be missing out on 4k because of his own stupidity and ego, no one else but himself to blame as well but I'm sure he'll find a way
>>67233112
>implying some autist wouldn't have done this regardless of what his personality was like
Him being a cunt and being easier to b8 than /bet/ on bet365 £50 risk free bet days has made it more likely to happen though, I'll grant you that.
>>67233177
I don't think anyone would have done it with a BT or flatanon bet
>>67231863
>>67231904
You two are the most peculiar and strange little men I've seen. PLEASE have sex instead of being this bitter on 4chan on a Saturday evening.
>>67233239
Just having a bit of banter, lad. Take a chill pill
>>67233222
There is always at least one guy in here every flatanon tip day being all "HURR LAYING FLATANON" or "HOPE IT LOSES YOU CUNT"
Surprised you haven't noticed there is at least one guy who lurks these threads just hoping to shit on literally everything /bet/ does and everyone in it.
Over 5000 posts in /bet/. Is it time he packed it in?
>>67233288
>>67233288
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>>67233288
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>>67233288
Looks like he's got a long way to go if he wants to be up there with his idols.
>>67233326
>>67233370
>>67233396
Hoping for an early try by the kings so i can bankroll the jags
/bet/ missing the Granada SW fix
