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Bolts sweep in 5
>not cat edition
>shitty /r9k/ meme edition
you suck OP
>a fucking cat
faggot sharks redditors GET OUT
>>67215380
>nigger cat
>letting a walking curse get on your ice
>>67215379
I know and I'm going to celebrate by sucking off my girlfriend
>>67215404
ok 555
>mfw Sharks - Islander SCF
>car
>>67215379
>mfw
>The public don't care about the NHL now that the blackhawks were eliminated.
Justified because of the amount of refpuck that happened against them.
minor league qts?
>mfw wardo wins a cup against the caps
>>67215438
>mfw
GO BOLTS
GIRL PENIS FOR ALL
>>67215392
Lol enjoy whatever minority infested shithole you left for Berniecuck
>>67215413
>>67215459
How long to you plan on forcing this?
>>67215447
I thought for sure the reddithawks would have left
>>67215484
How long do you plan to keep misjudging my intent?
A FUCKING PIZZA
>>67215499
>implying aint louis isnt getting swept
>>67215464
Lol nice try bud. My town is 95% white abd obviously voting trump. Enjoy your fat ugly women that chew tobacco though. Typical Montanan desu
>>67215447
>>67215499
>redditsharks trying to force reddithawks
>>67215472
does she have polio?
Glad the Sharks anally Rekt the meth smoking dirty goon Inbreds
>>67215525
>t.that one salty Canadian hawks fan
>>67215535
>analslime
>0-4 game 7 at home
>>67215528
>anon in charge of knowing about stockings
>>67215380
With Meme Magic on their side
Can anyone stop the Snorks run to the Cup now?
>>67215546
>t. fuckboy bitch faggot
>>67215523
Go check on your wife's son you limp wristed cuck
>>67215552
Move to Detroit
>No son, you can't watch the hockey game tonight
What did she mean by this?
>>67215553
>anon in charge of jokes
>you will never get a hot-n-ready pizza for $5 at the dough lewis arena
JUST
who /car/ here
>>67215588
>t. shlomo shekelstein
>>67215575
I checked their backpage already and it's pretty lacking compared to Tampa. Also they don't have based publix subs. I'm not trying to find a hooker though I'm looking for a long term relationship with a trans girl. Someone must know.
>>67215571
gross tats
>>67215611
t. granpa
>>67215595
Go be a dumb nigger somewhere else.
>>67215570
>c-cuck
lmao btfo you fucking cow
Don't you have a rodeo to go to? Why ate you in a hockey thread? There's no hockey in montucky. Not even a pro team of any sport
>>67215588
How did anyone think this was a good idea? Is there a stadium in any sport with a worse name
>tranpa gay lgbtning
>>67215571
>>67215623
>>67215623
>>67215571
neat i think this girl just grew her hair out all season
>>67215630
You sound like a literal autist. Go back to /r9k/ faggot.
So what team does does Boudreau get to take to and lose Game 7s with next?
>>67215639
here is a nice jewish girl grandpa
>hnic literally has to be broadcasted in Arabic to please the refugees
Lmao
>>67215658
Ottawa
>>67215658
Does it count as losing my virginity if I fuck a tranny? I'm asking for a friend
>>67215642
this fucking faggot has singlehandedly ruined my /hoc/ experience
>>67215655
Once you go back to the farm Seth. This is a hockey thread
good night hoc
>>67215677
only if you top
>least coast """females"""
>>67215680
Good
>>67215680
>letting a guy who spends his time false flagging to talk about dick bother you
This might not be the right place for you
>>67215690
east coast girls have the best accents though
>>67215670
see you in the wcf, senpai
tfw no klan gf
>>67215675
>>67215676
Please no.
>>67215513
>Mad
>at a pizza
Snarks will the cup desu
>Lottery in 18 hours
>know that Laffs are going to lose all 3 times and be stuck with 4
>Laffs will bungle and get another forward instead of just biting the bullet and getting Chychrun
feels awful tbqhfam
>>67215769
Indeed
>>67215631
>implying the dough won't be the goat arena
>>67215764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh9Oet7GJI
>your new goal horn
>>67215742
Posts posted one second apart don't lie
>perds
>finnish goaltending
>>67215867
If he gets hired, I'm out.
>>67215915
>hating on brucy boy
>>67215956
>wanting to lose Game 7s on home ice
>>67216009
>4 years in a row
>>67215658
most likely wienerpeg
>>67216009
>>67216029
>implying it's boudreau's fault they have a swedish goaler
baka senpai
>>67216058
>Andersen
>a swedish name
Are you stupid?
>>67216073
Andersen is more elite than any swede or finn tendie
>>67216073
You're right, Swedish name would be takbir or mehmet Muhammad the pooiest
>>67216029
The absolute madman actually did it. He cucked the Ducks 4 years in a row. He probably gets some kind of sick thrill out of watching another team come in and beat his team on home ice in Game 7.
>pic related - its Bruce after losing a Game 7 on home ice
>>67216091
>>67216101
Weak memeing guys
>>67216132
>meme
Andersen is elite my friend
>>67216141
That's not what you claimed though. He has had a better season than any swedish goalie, I'll give you that. Even though it's somewhat hard to compare goalies playing on teams with big differences in defensive quality.
>tfw I'm going to sleep through the cars blots game tomorrow because I'm a lazy degenerate
>>67216327
I'm setting my alarm for 2:30, no way I'm gonna miss all that tranpa butthurt
>>67216373
Obsession isn't good for you
>>67216327
>tfw I'm going to miss the cars blots game today because of normie activities but I don't mind because it's the least interesting matchup
>>67216399
Nothing wrong with a little banter in the playoffs. Sorry you can't keep up with the times. We have a fucking cat, a fucking car, and unfortunately for you a low in energy and meme magic tranny. All the frogposting in the world isn't going to make it go away.
>>67216434
>he thinks im a tampa fan
youre pretty paranoid too
>>67216454
I don't give a shit what team you're a fan of. I don't consider your opinions to be very relevant.
>>67216434
None of these are funny or memorable. Especially not a cat walking on the ice.
>>67216487
That's your irrelevant opinion.
>>67216474
>you will never get this ass blasted on a vietnamese rice paddy technological advancement history blog
>>67216499
>you will forever misjudge pompous for mad
>yfw it happens again in the WCF
:^)
Blues will fire hitch and hire poodrow
>>67216568
>firing your head coach immediately after he wins you a cup
I'm sleepy :/
>>67216765
nuku hyvä mies
Lmao @ tre kronor
>>67216765
go to sleep pekka
What is dead may never die
>a fucking cat
Does whoever gets the first pick even matter?
Matthews, Laine and Pulju are all very similar.
>>67218332
It depends on what the team needs
>>67218351
Whatever a team needs, it has to possess the puck to accomplish it.
>>67218373
dumb slavposter
>>67218415
no bully
I like to imagine all the binland posts are just from a singular raging autist
>>67218555
It's not just your imagination
>>67215438
Aww cute :3
At least Murray kinda realizes the actual problem.
my head hurts
>>67219089
Too late for rehydration now, only more alkohol will help
>>67215631
>KFC Yum! Arena
>Smoothie King Center
>>67215387
I thought it was going to explode
>>67219555
nice trips, with the moneky picture too
https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88?t=56
who /patriot/ here?
What's its name again?
>>>67219752
https://youtu.be/LeoMOnGn6Xo
>>67219780
honda pilot
binland :DDDDD
>>67219780
Honkey the Hockey Car!
Russia getting BTFO today
>hokkei doesn't start for another 6 and a half hours
http://www.outsports.com/2016/4/28/11534710/washington-capitals-fans-taunt-pittsburgh-penguin-fans-with-gay-slurs
>I am glad Brownstein, a Capitals fan, filmed them. "I didn't feel like doing a teachable moment with drunk, asshole bros," he said. Had it occurred in the arena, he said he would have called the usher to have them removed.
>>67220301
>not watching memehockey in 1 hour
>>67220325
enlighten me pls
who /skoda cup/ here
>>67220433
Yuro hokkei tour fin-rus
Fin-usa next thursday btw
delicious Laine-Matthews battle
>>67220555
Nice digits
>>67220555
tuesday actually
>>67220555
streams?
>>67220774
Dunno it comes from tv here
>>67220774
http://areena.yle.fi/tv/suorat/yle-tv2
dunno if it works in americastan
>>67221217
yeah but arena football is on right now
>>67221339
Like the afl? I thought that went under
>>67221376
no arena soccer
>>67221339
should start in 1 min
>>67220505
desu
VM-truppen
>MÃ…LVAKTER
25. Jacob Markström
30. Viktor Fasth
35. Joel Lassinantti
>BACKAR
3. Niclas Burström
5. Adam Larsson
10. Johan Fransson
29. Erik Gustafsson
54. Anton Lindholm
56. Erik Gustafsson
66. Oscar Fantenberg
>FORWARDS
7. Patrick Cehlin
13. Mattias Ritola
14. Gustav Nyquist
15. Mattias Sjögren
18. Mikael Backlund
21. Jimmie Ericsson
23. Lucas Wallmark
27. Martin Lundberg
28. Johan Sundström
37. John Norman
41. Alexander Wennberg
67. Linus Omark
86. Linus Klasen
87. Robert Rosén
>all of those fagboy nhlers who are too shit to go to the bettman cup and too cuck to play for their country
>>67221511
Sweden won't win, that's for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olRREAE1-9M
>olga meets nial yakupov
l-lewd
>>67221544
We can meme ourselves to a medal desu
>>67221511
>Lassinantti
>Ritola
you are welcome
>>67221511
Literal whos?
>>67221580
True
>>67221554
lel
Hasek is so demented at this point he doesn't remember he won gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW9BMU8vpoo
>>67221217
Im getting this right now.
>>67221639
>this show can only be seen in Finland
>>67221613
oh actually I'm demented he's talking about meme golds, nevermind that
>>67221639
>Detta program kan ses endast i Finland
>>67221652
yeah thats what I figured thanks
>>67221639
Go with a proxy my friend
>>67221603
List of non-literal whos
25. Jacob Markström
30. Viktor Fasth
5. Adam Larsson
14. Gustav Nyquist
18. Mikael Backlund
21. Jimmie Ericsson
41. Alexander Wennberg
67. Linus Omark
86. Linus Klasen
rest are literal whos
>>67221682
yeah that what i doing right now thanks
Jokinen - Barkov - Laine
>IIHF is in Moscow and St. Petersburg
>St. Petersburg
/hoc/ field trip to St. Petersburg?
>>67215581
who dis
kek why is znarok not fired yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVUEFzY2rys
>this video
IIHF is really desperate to save this shit
>>67221871
wew
gommunist flag spotted
>>67222064
Death to gommies
>>67222064
>1st may
it's commie day tomorrow
NJET
SIEG HEIL
reminder that alko closes at 18:00 today
>>67222257
too hung over for that
>>67222257
panic
>>67222257
kek, I don't even drink but the whole "let's try to control alcohol consumption" scheme is outright adorable
How many bongs till lottery?
>>67222502
8-9 about
>>67222502
happened yesterday, you missed it
Joakim Andersson confirmed leaving Detroit for SHL and Örebro
I for one am excited for Edmonton to win the draft lottery again
>>67222829
Me too. Cant wait for first finnsih 1st overall.
>>67222916
>wanting a Finn to be doomed at Edmonton
>>67222916
DELEET
How many goals will he score as a rookie?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10090420
>>67223150
50
>>67223180
How can Edmonton get both these Memegicians? Would be perfect on a line with McJesus
WOOHOO
just appealed a permaban and it worked
>>67223255
trade up yakupov and some other shitters for 2nd pick whoever the team is
>>67223255
Fuck off
The best part of the sharks winning is watching Roenick's coke fueled happiness just die on air.
UNLEASH THE PULKCANNON
can someone gif that tic tac toe from /skoda cup/
>>67223180
just cut out pulju's mouth and paste it on every face ever
>>67223255
'The finnish sandwich' line
Ei kai Mertaranta taas vedä Skoda kuppia?
Vedän ranteet auki jos vielä joutuu kerran kuunnella sitä
shitcongo BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ONCE AGAIN. NYC #1 CHICAGO #10.
http://pix11.com/2016/04/28/brooklyn-pizzeria-creates-pizza-served-in-box-made-of-pizza/
>>67223381
Pitää maksaa että näkee kisat mertsin selostuksel
Huutista
Finns are disgusting. Stop posting you mongol fuckheads literally nobody likes you
>>67223434
>being this mad at literal gods
>>67223434
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>67221793
underage please leave
here's the draft order
>>67223875
cool. I just flipped a coin and it came up heads.
Who wins tonight guys
>>67224029
Edmonton
>>67224063
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>67224081
Laine-McDavid bb
>>67224063
God help us all.
>mfw 1, 2 and 3 picks will be all american teams
tonight is the night, leafs fans, lou will make a deal with the devil to draft in the top two and get matthews or laine, and we'll actually get a bandwagon
>>67224029
Bettman's got Arizona's back
>>67224144
All I ask is top 3 friend. It's all I ask. I'm not some greedy fuck who needs 1st I just want a Mexican or an autistic finn.
>>67224281
If you get pulju, all I ask is for you to not break his childlike spirit and innocence... please
>>67224321
Trust me pulju on the leafs is not the worst thing in world. Would you want him in Columbus? Arizona? Vanpooper? Buffalo?
Just saying. Habs win 1st overall.
I'm okay with any outcome as long as Laine or Pulju dont have to go to vancouver 2bh
Best possible draft lotto outcome for maple leaf butthurt
1. Deadmonton
2. Boston
3. Montreal
>>67224373
the toronto media seems rude and i just dont want them to hurt him
>>67224281
don't care which pick number it is desu, I just want matthews or laine. those two are the safest picks in the draft
>>67224485
If we're talking leafs any of the 3 would work. They need size. Pulju might not have the shot Laine does but he's still a big body who's strong on the puck. I honestly don't give a fuck who they get as long as it's top 3. I would actually be more pissed if a team like Ottawa or Boston won 1st overall than Edmonton.
>>67224570
avs deserve 1st
>>67224435
the best meme would be if deadmonton and the laffs ended up out of the top 3
>>67224570
meh, i'd almost rather have a rival like Ottawa win than the Edmonton Oil Tankers again
Russia time out about 1 minute to go
>mfw Okposo gets a hat trick today
>mfw the Islanders continue their domination of our old people colony
>>67223335
It's a shame Detroit's pp sucked dick, would've been nice to see that slap shot actually work
we wonneded
Remember when people said tavares wasn't elite.
>>67224793
remember when people said the laffs would make the playoffs?
>>67224863
No one says that ever. And why the fuck is that thing wearing a diaper?
>>67224915
because it is a degenerate >laffs fan
>>67224121
please be this
>>67224863
hot post more pls
>>67224782
Gold confirmed
Where can i see the draft lottery?
Would people say conspiracy if Arizona drafts first and gets Matthews? c/d?
>>67225122
Up your asshole
>>67225144
I checked allready and didnt find it there
>>67225124
Yes. That's fucking stupid if yotes win. It would very apparent that it's rigged.
Caps Pens, who you got tonight?
Alzner is looking hurt but will play.
Orlov may get scratched.
Kunitz is a game time decision.
Sheary is playing.
>>67225155
Go deeper
tfw the reign move on the round 2 of the playoffs
Just woke up guys, but I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed I was finnish and was an ugly, smelly alcoholic mongol. To make things worse, I went first overall to the edmonton oilers.
i think i'll go back to sleep since i didnt sleep well. please wish me luck
>>67225192
#3 a best
>>67225192
go away
>>67225201
god that sounds awful
>>67225245
Mad at kings prospects
BLUES
>tfw no one to watch the games with again today
>>67225614
/hoc/
