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today:
>2nd bundes
braunschweig - nürnberg
fürth - heidenheim
(13:00 cest)
freiburg already promoted to the bundes
>bundes
bayern - gladbach
dortmund - wolfsburg
hannover - schalke
hoffenheim - ingolstadt
mainz - hsv
darmstadt - frankfurt
(15:30 cest)
Leverkusen - Hertha (18:30 cest)
gooooooooooooood morning
NÜRNBERG
Ü
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N
B
E
R
G
A SHIT
>>67215191
Morning
Won't be watching any matches with you "today"
>>67216235
no one cares
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
why is twitter such a big pile of shit?
i created an account, followed like 20 people, went on to play arma3 and 2 hours later i wanna check whats new and i'm banned for "suspicious behavior".
yeah right. now i had to contact support because i don't have a smartphone which renders me unable to unban my account by myself.
then, after writing said mail, i get a copy paste mail saying i was banned because of automatisiertes verhalten.
what the fuck?
>>67216708
great story
>Tuchel über Hummels: "Wir wissen es seit gestern. Der Wunsch ist klar geäußert. Und ich bin froh darüber, dass es raus ist. Doch der Ball liegt jetzt bei den Vereinen und nicht mehr bei mir. Es ist natürlich eine Enttäuschung. Aber es ist keine Zeit dafür, jetzt moralisch zu werden. Ich bin nach wie vor sein Trainer und er kriegt jetzt jede Unterstützung, die er braucht. Wir wollen jetzt schnell eine Entscheidung haben. Aber wir müssen akzeptieren, dass es eine Kategorie an Klubs gibt, die über uns stehen. Aber wir werden nicht aufhören diese Klubs, die Bayern, herauszufordern. Und den Vorsprung dieser Klubs nicht erkennbar werden zu lassen."
>>67216708
>using twidda
Die Königsblauen !
>>67216923
>eine Kategorie an Klubs gibt, die über uns stehen
>Aber wir werden nicht aufhören [...] den Vorsprung dieser Klubs nicht erkennbar werden zu lassen.
what
>>67217059
I think there's meant to be an 'auf dem Platz' in the second part.
We're there soon
>>67217101
>It's a Pest gegen Cholera game
>tfw work for VW in Tennessee
>tfw not working for them in Germany
>I will never be a good factory worker who drinks his beer every weekend and watches his local team on the weekends
Good morning.
>>67217165
I think a lot of you people are getting fired in the next year or two. :(
>>67217171
Morning
>>67217178
yeah whatever
my cousin works for Airbus down in Mobile in Alabama, maybe I'll get something there
there's a ton of manufacturing coming to the South for some reason, just a ton of jobs. we're some of the cheapest workers in the West
>>67217206
that's the spirit
>>67217128
>it's a matthes hat heute keinen Christopher street day episode
>>67217206
>there's a ton of manufacturing coming to the South for some reason
>for some reason
>we're some of the cheapest workers in the West
hm
>>67217217
counting benefits (we get healthcare and all that) VW spends like $27 an hour on us which, for the South, is a pretty good living
plus Chattanooga is pretty cozy, we have 1 Gbps internet from public utility
Write you "tomorrow"
FRAKTION ARBEITSLOS
>>67217346
no u
Hope they boooh the traitor off the pitch today.
>>67217510
seconded
Friendly reminder that there is only one team from Munich
>>67217510
>>67217578
these
i disagree
>Der Vertrag von 1899-Stürmer Kevin Volland im Kraichgau läuft noch bis 2019 - dennoch gehört der 23-Jährige im kommenden Transferfenster zu einem der begehrtesten Angreifer in der Bundesliga. Laut Informationen der „Bild“-Zeitung verstärkt nun auch der vermeintliche Aufsteiger RB Leipzig das Buhlen um den Nationalspieler.
>Demnach steht Volland bereits seit Längerem auf der Wunschliste von RB-Sportdirektor und Coach Ralf Rangnick (57), bereits im vergangenen Jahr hatte der aktuelle Zweitligist Interesse am ehemaligen Münchner signalisiert.
hello?
>>67219236
Yes hello
>>67219328
what's up?
>>67217578
this. Isarpreißn can fuck off
>>67217101
>giving out these data
lmao
I'll be sure to snap a pic of you
see you later
>https://www.youtube.com/user/emilysteaparty/videos
>5 short videos about nothing
>30k subs
kek
>>67215189
What part of Bundesliga are you from, lads?
>>67219783
denmark
>>67219352
Trying to decide on a film to watch later.
Waiting for the footy.
>>67219783
denmark
>>67219783
Dortmund
After eating, Bundes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHoUOD81nY
>>67220219
dumb weebposter
Respect to all the Kaiserslautern fans.
>>67220287
not really
>>67220287
you forgot the "from [...]" part
1 like = 1 respect
LEGAL
ILLEGAL
SCHEISSEGAL
ILLERTISSEN SPIELT INTERNATIONAL
>>67220463
EUROPAPOKAL, EUROPAPOKAL, EUROPAPOKAL, EUROOOOPAPOKAL
>>67220287
I'm a Lautern fan and even I know most of our fans are scum desu
>Nürnberg ruining the fun
The reason I don't like Kauserslautern is Michael Schjönberg
>>67219945
>>67220006
Just stop it, guys.
>>67220541
He was one of my heroes as a kid, how can you not like him? When he broke his leg 98/99 everything went to shit.
#FCBayern line-up: Neuer (c) - Tasci, Benatia, Rafinha, Boateng, Bernat, Götze, Rode, Müller, Coman, Kimmich
#FCBayern subs: Ulreich - Thiago, Lewandowski, Costa, Lahm, Vidal, Alaba.
>>67220669
>Tasci
>Boateng
*_*
>>67220629
By all accounts he's not a very sympathetic person. The players haven't liked him in his coaching jobs.
He's also either wildly delusional or has a very aggressive agent. He's always linked with insane jobs, like national team coach of Japan or big club positions in Holland and Germany despite never having a chance.
He also played in the disastrous EM 2000.
>>67220688
>>67220669
is the madman actually using a natural centerback
>>67220669
BAYERNSCHWEINE
>>67220669
Real talk: the bench has better chances to win against Gladbach.
>Boateng
*_*
>>67220669
Where's Hummels?
>BVB: Bürki, Bender, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Hummels, Ramos, Kagawa, Piszczek, Castro, Schmelzer, Weigl #bvbwob
kek
>>67220856
Imagine how awkward it would be if Dortmund actually win the cup and Hummels has to lift it. But then again that actually happened to Schalke and Neuer back in the day.
>>67220856
>hummels
TRIGGERED
>>67220669
shit club
Big JB is back. How many goofs today you reckon?
>>67220922
but Neuer was not leaving for Schalke's biggest rivals like Hummels is
>>67220922
Schalke didn't play against Bayern in the final though
the semi final Bayern - Schalke took place on March 2nd
Neuer leaving Bayern became official on April 20th
Final against Duisburg was in May
Bayern signing Neuer happened in June
>>67220160
>buyern
>>67220992
>leaving Bayern
kek
leaving Schalke*
>>67220992
Reminds me of Dante and the missed penal in the semis against Buyern in the cup
shit league you got here desu m8s
>>67221000
>Express
>>67221033
Ausländer raus
Only gonna watch this shit until Real Madrd play
>>67221044
Express tend to be quite well informed when it comes to BMG and EffZeh.
>>67220706
That sucks. He was a great player for >us, though, so nevermind.
Good morning, /bundes/.
Looks like I woke up just on time for the matches.
How are you today?
>Dortmund plays
>commentator completely silent during club hymn
>any other club
>commentator talks over the hymn
Why are Sky such Dortmund cucks?
>>67221210
Good thanks
>>67221210
fine and u?
>ethnic Germans
hot
who /live-sportschau/ here?
I asked my soccer coach how I can get better at soccer (I just started playing). He said to watch soccer games that involve basic tactics and simple game plans so he said I should watch some bundesliga matches.
>>67221259
me
>>67221266
please watch our sport
>>67221274
Hmm
>>67221274
feels bad desu
>>67221274
why isnt that fag on the bench? why does he still have the captain armband?
Hope the Volkswagens win 2bh
That is not a manager's haircut
>that dude singing
top kek
>turkish airlines
does anyone have a link for a good english stream of the bvb game?
nice singing voice
dat boo lol
>>67217578
>sucking arab cock
indeed a good team to represent munich
>>67221241
pls be in Лeнингpaд
>it's a schalke loses against absteiger episode
and not even HD wtf
>>67221274
>still captain
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>67221333
http://wiziwig.ru/soccer/watch-a56753-borussia-dortmund-vs-wolfsburg
I have this
TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI
KEK
FUCKING KEK
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
TASCI
>it's a Wolfsburg loses episode
At this point it's just deppresing
>they doubted Tasci
BTFO
Tasci - truly the GOAT
TASCI
WINS
BUNDESLIGA
TASCI HATERS BTFO
KAGAWA
DAMN SERDAR WAY TO MAKE AN IMPACT LAD
>booing judas #3
based
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI
KAGAWA
Not even Tuchel was sure if that was meant to be a cross, or a shot that went horribly wrong.
pulisic will have 30 goals today
>TASCI SCORES THE LEAGUE WINNING GOAL
YOU CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT UP
AHAHAHAHA
>>67221437
a new record
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
>>67221430
he does not even touch it, its Müllers goal
>another Micky assist
He's got the most assists now in Europe
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS v
>>67221430
it's Müller's goal Tasci whiffed
>tasci literally just scored the winning goal for the record 4th championship in a row for bayern
>TASCI
how do we fix this joke of a league lads?
>Wolfsburg
that kagawas pass though
>wolfburg
embarrasing
>>67221462
>>67221441
>>67221413
>>67221414
>>67221393
>>67221391
Calm down, Quiz
Tasci >>>>>>>>>>>> Hummels
DER KAPITÄN GEHT VON BOARD - AM BESTEN SOFORT
jemand ein bild davon??
>>67221308 (You)
Holy shit dat Coman.
>thinking Tasci scored
idiots
>BAYERNVERFOLGER NR 1
that kagawa goal was neat shit
>turns out it wasn't tasci after all
phew
had me worried there
based müller proving poop wrong once again
>>67221487
fast jack - your already within a backlog
SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING
>>67221487
based
Wolfsburg's fans are devastated.
Both of them
VRANCIC
>>67221494
don't you have an oven to climb into?
>SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT
>>67221525
ehehe
>>67221379
w-wew
>>67221488
>That moment when you click on the wrong simulcast link and watch Mainz-HSV on accident for 12 minutes
>>67221553
thx
>>67221525
>tfw no Gut Kick!
>>67221545
Echte Liebe
Anyone have Bayern stream?
ref get out of the way
>Hummels
>wanting to leave this Powerhouse of a team that will rape everyone in the bundes next year and is nearly unbeatable when in good shape.
He will regret this.
Screep this.
>>67221575
>>67221575
no but I could find it
TOR IN SINSHEIM
NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER
TOR IN SINSHEIM
INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO vv
>>67221611
Thanks
>>67221553
What does it mean?
>>67216708
same happened to me they just want your cell number
pls don't hack me
>tasci
lel, literally worse tackling skills than ribery
They should have put Hummels' cheesy quote about Götze on a banner how it is "not about titles but playing football with your friends" or something
>Hummels getting booed
>>67221627
the captain leaves the ship - hopefully asap
>>67221643
but he's a lifelong bayern son
>>67221627
>the captain leaves the ship
>preferably immediately
>>67221645
and rightfully so
>SCHALKE
>>67221654
leaves the ship first*
>>67221627
the captain leaves the ship as the first one - better now
they are telling Hummels to fuck off
>>67221662
like his father?
>Schalke
>Wagner
>schalke
>SCHALKE
>>67221665
yes
>>67221569
cute
Eine Frau erfährt beim Arzt dass sie schwanger ist.
Nach einiger Zeit der Freude und des Überlegens fragt sie den Arzt "Sagen sie, wie funktioniert das in der Schwangerschaft mit dem Sex, wie handhabe ich das?"
Sagt der Arzt: "Naja in den ersten drei Monaten können sie ganz normal Missionarsstellung machen. Ab dann machen sie am besten die nächsten drei Monate die Hündchenstellung. Für die letzten drei Monate der Schwangerschaft bietet sich am ehsten die Wolfstellung an"
"Die Wolfstellung? Was ist denn das?" Fragt die Frau verwundert.
"Ja, ihr Mann muss sich neben das Loch legen und heulen."
I really miss the 30 second post cooldown
>>67221684
no his dad is a cuck
>at the end of the game all the bayern players will pretend to be happy about this title while really being devastated because of the CL
>>67221707
ayy
>>67221701
huehuehue
>German """humour"""
>>67221701
I dont get it
>>67221654
>>67221664
>>67221677
Thank you all. I got to learn your language one day.
>Hummels getting booed everythime he touches the ball
Why didn't Schurrle simply run at goal and shot?
>>67221718
they aren't out of the CL, yet
>>67221701
I never got this. Why do wolveshowl next to a hole? Like their cave? Do wolves have a cave?
>>67221723
>the guy who assisted is called Noah-Joel Sarenren-Bazee
>>67221718
>obsessed Bayern haters overrating Shitetico Shitrid
loving every laugh
they'll get stomped 3 or 4-0
>just now people are realizing hummels was being booed
>>67221757
stop posting
>castro
>that fair play
absolute madman
>reus losing it
lel
>>67221759
>implying i'm not a bayern fan
>implying poop will beat a spanish team
>>67221553
their tears are delicious, all their star talent would kill to play at bayern
hu
hu
hurensohn
>>67221757
fuck off with your off-topic shit
>>67221749
YET
#Respect to Gonzalo Castro
>>67221759
you people said the same about Barca and Real.
>>67221776
>all their star talent would kill to play at bayern
>>67221787
>comparing Shitetico Shitrid to godly clubs that have Messi and Ronaldo
rofl
>>67221798
>Reus
>good
KEK
>>67221756
Not bad. He could have two decent normal names but he has gone all out.
Noah Sarenren
Joel Bazee
>>67221784
How many times did the commentator say "respect"?
>>67221798
never realized how much he looks like an assi
>>67221798
>less titles than Großkreutz
>>67221798
>Götzeus on the bench
>Bencheus
>>67221800
>doubting based simone
>>67221798
>injury prone chokemaster
yeah no
he would be gone too if Bayern wanted him
>>67221809
It's like Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker. Double double barrelled. Does that make it quadruple barrelled?
woodynhoooo
the offside-camera has a huge piece of shit right on its lens...
oh marco
RBL with Hasenhüttl will be the german Atletico
>>67221808
Customers say that about every player who doesn't play for their franchise.
>>67221875
"no"
So why do people rate Hasenhüttl again?
He played an OK season of anti-football and suddenly he's supposed to coach Leipzig?
Thought they were more ambitous than that.
>>67221832
>can't even spell his name
dumb bandwagoner
>>67221845
Double double barrelled rather than quad barrelled
>>67221881
this
>>67221875
who will wolfsburg be?
>>67221890
>MUH ANTI-FOOTBALL
Pep pls go
>>67221844
>"Robert Lewandowski und Mario Götze können nach München wechseln, mich werden sie nie haben. Geld ist nicht alles."
Do Bayern fans really want Hummels?
>>67221890
>OK season
>simone
>americans
>>67221890
>high and smart pressing is now seen as anti-football
top wew
why are dirtmund shareholders such pathetic delsuional cucks?
>>67221917
Yes!
(>)We definitely need another world class CB next to Boateng
>>67221925
Why are you so obsessed with Dortmund?
>>67221925
Why are you so mad that you even spell "delusional" wrong?
>>67221917
Absolutely not, he is too broken down.
>>67221925
>t.
>>67221919
>>67221908
>>67221922
Calm down.
One of the reasons he succeeded is because lots of teams were absolute shit this season.
Leipzig are supposed to play attractive and fun football to attract the masses and act as a good advertising board.
