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Last Night
North Melbourne 9.7.61 def Western Bulldogs 6.9.45
Today
Melbourne v St Kilda at ES at 1:45PM AEST
Adelaide v Fremantle at AO at 1:40PM ACST
GWS v Hawthorn at SPO at 4:35PM AEST
Richmond v Port Adelaide at the MCG at 7:25PM AEST
Geelong v Gold COast at SS at 7:25PM AEST
first
>2020
>from minor premiers to 0-6 start
Don't fuck this up crows
>>67210726
5 more years of Ross the Boss, fuck yeah
was last year a fluke?
>>67211075
flat tracking to top 4 and winning hip
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67211230
>manlet
>>67211230
if blues win meme magic confirmed real
>>67210389
>Gold COast
Delete this thread and try again.
I haven't used streams for ages and afldude isn't showing the crows-dockers game - any ideas where to find a stream for this one?
>>67211884
Holy shit, how embarrassing. I would be walking around in circles saying nope and slapping head.
This will be cucktorian clubs negotiating with GWS for the next 5 years
AFL
ASS
FUCKING
LONG DIK STYLE
>>67211996
i love the bitch tears from eddie and james brayshaw
>>67211916
Channel 7
>>67212015
epic leaf 'banter'
tfw your teams game is the one on channel 7 today
>>67210981
>>67212112
Who started it though, cuckbro?
>>67212089
It's not showing on Ch7 today though, isn't it? I'm not is SA or WA
>>67212112
>Women's National League
>is abbreviated as NWL
AFL IS GAY BECAUSE IT HAS NO FUNNY MEMES LIKE THIS
>>67212107
SA and WA get all their teams games, cucktoria meme is real.
>>67212112
>7 start replacing some of the mens games with womens football
>>67212289
You just made realise how hard they are gonna shill it. I can already hear the commentators rave about the skill of some bulldyke kicking the ball 30m.
what are you bumping your lines to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
>within 20 years they will merge mens and womens league and it will become touch footy
>I want the Saints to win
>shit kilda
Does anyone else feel bothered when there's been only goals and the eventual behind is scored
Just had a troublesome shit. It was a big hardy with massive head on it. Felt like I was getting fisted from the inside. I had to really open where felt like I was splitting open but once the head got out the whole log came out instantly. Basically the head felt as big as a fist and it was probably as long as my forearm. Literally felt lighter afterwards.
lmao nice community faggots
>>67212892
What a nice guy, dropping by to say we have nice community.
>>67212766
My housemate continually does these big shits (like 6-8 inches) that never seem to flush. Like all the paper is gone and there's just the turd floating there.
Considering getting my own place desu
>>67212961
Thats fucking rude. Always check for successful flush. If you have a floater, drown it with toilet paper and reflush.
>>67213017
Just to add to this, put up a sign above the toilet.
>>67211168
West Coast would have to actually beat a relevant team to win the hip, and they've shown time and time again they're incapable of that
>>67212112
>Calling it some other contrived name because WAFL is taken and AWFL is too lulzworthy
>Lynch
Kek
whats for lunch friends?
>freo hitting targets
glad we didn't play against this freo last week
>>67213035
Like the elite skills of Norf or Bulldogs sitting in spots.
With the way the AFL and upsets work this is the game Freo will win
Cap this if need be
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67213180
*top
>>67213160
/kfc/
:]
Looks like it's up to Adelaide United to make South Australia proud.
should i tip the giants?
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-04-30/should-2016-afl-grand-final-be-in-perth
Get a load of this faggot
>>67213160
What's the best thing to eat inside Etihad?
>>67213258
Kek
N E V E R
V
E
R
>>67213258
He is right.
>>67213258
>the grand final should be held in perth because freo were minor premiers last year
what a fucking retard, 2016 GF should be in WA because of the 2015 MINOR premiers.
>>67213287
Yeah sure, because basing the Grand Final off who finished top the year before makes perfect sense. As in none.
>>67213258
Every single point is valid and will eventually happen.
>>67213258
>The GF should be in perth coz last year the #1 team was from there
What? The #1 team this year would make sense, but last year?
>its a "furious WAutists post with sand in their cunts" episode
>>67213331
logistics
>>67213256
tip hawks so you jinx them
>>67213324
Point #2 is poorly thought out, even if every state had a stadium that could match the MCG.
Surely, if they're going to move the GF it should be at the home ground of the Preliminary Final winner with the highest ladder position
Lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10087499
>Its a "Melbourne losing a game they are expected to win" episode
>>67213422
I don't follow wogball m8
>>67213411
The idea of rotating the GF is solid, it needs too and will happen. His methodology is just one idea to encourage discussion.
>>67213422
Wheres the 'Who honestly cares' option?
>>67213416
YOU are the one who is clearly upset. I'm not even Victorian.
>>67213453
It'll happen when stadiums around the country have the capacity to hold 90k+, which they currently don't and the AFL want all the shekels so it stays at the MCG for now.
>>67213451
>>67213460
>not being multicodetural
>>67213462
(you) sound mad
I know what buttons to push to get cucktorian sperg to go mental and I can do it at will, KEK.
>>67213500
>being multianything
>>67213500
I am: Aussie rules, rugby union and rugby league
>>67213497
Ticket pricing and sponsorship can offset. There is value in game promotion beyond just the ticket sales.
Reminder that West Coast are the rightful owners of the 2015 flag
Reminder that Cuckthorn are the biggest meme team of all time who 3-peated solely due to an unfair home ground advantage that is equivalent to the usage of PEDs
>>67213500
>watching the worst football code in the country and possibly the world
Dawson can't even handball 5m, it's embarrassing. If he wasn't giving Lyon the odd blowjob he woiuld have been delisted years ago
Live in SA and channel 7 aren't even showing the Crows game live. Who the fuck wants to watch SANFL?
>>67213422
what sport is this?
>>67213542
>tfw cuckthorn get caught doping and stripped of hips
>>67213535
>thugby poonion
AFL, A-League and maybe the NRL if it's something like last years grand final (which was based af)
>>67213552
>the world game
>worst football code in the world
>>67213541
Not at some crap ground like Metricon or whatever GWS's one is called, though. The AFL want the 'spectacle' and they can't get that anywhere other than MCG, Subiaco and maybe Adelaide Oval.
Dawson is literally the worst player in the afl
>>67213597
It's the world game because it's easy as fuck to play at its base level. How hard is it really to kick a ball along the ground?
Visually, it's boring and slow and the only reason they get their 'atmosphere' is because chanting is fighting is all the crowd really has to entertain themselves while fuck all happens during the game.
>>67213597
>>the world game
>>worst football code in the world
ad populum
>South Australian kicking efficiency
>>67213644
That's not Dixon
What is it about Freo that brings opposition teams down to their level?
Hogan to bag a cheeky 10 tbqh
Which expendable player can the Demons use to run through Riewoldt?
>>67213740
not cool dude
>>67213740
Hogan
>>67213645
How easy is it to run with a ball in your hands and pass it off by handballing it?
And your second point has been disproven time and time again.
>>67213589
one can dream
>>67213765
GAJ > any divegrass wog/shitskin ever
What's the chance of the Saints winning as a percentage?
>>67213765
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/melbourne-victory-threaten-bans-as-northern-terrace-supporter-group-disrupt-match/news-story/bca69d34e982be70b100af4002670459
Nah mate, they're all still pretty fuckin' bored
>>67213840
99%
>>67213765
Every basic AFL skill is more difficult than every basic soccer skill.
>>67213840
Work out your own Kelly bets, ya chump
>>67213690
That's not Lobbe
>>67213840
Really? Every team has a 50% chance of winning, as there are 2 teams playing.
Freo is a fucking virus, when you play them they infect you with their shitty form and ball use
>>67213556
Fucking this. Poor effort by 7.
petracca's mum is a milf
the umps have just completely put the whistle away on holding the ball and incorrect disposal.
Who /crows/ here?
Bulldog's high percentage meme died yesterday
Adelaide's high attack meme gonna die after this game and they will nosedive on the squiggle back into average land and be exposed as the middle placed team that they are
Hawthorn will be exposed as home ground bullies who can't win away today
Geelong 2016 premiership contender meme will die when they lose to GC tonight
Surely ADELAIDE aren't going to be the FIRST team to lose to FREMANTLE!
Riccuto is so bad lmao
>>67214057
who gon win the hip then m8?
Adelaide gonna ruin my multi.
Against Fremantle, who have ruined a few of my previous multis.
>>67214058
pls no
>>67214093
West Coast, obviously. Just in hibernation mode at the moment whilst all of the meme teams expend all of their energy. North will be the next to be exposed in the upcoming weeks.
>>67214132
I love you m8.
>>67214132
>flat-track bullies
>winning the premiership
Any stock tips lads?
The Saints really are excruciating to watch
I have never seen a professional team with worse foot skills
>>67213589
>tfw hips will not be retroactively awarded to worst cuckstralia
Lynch can do that but he can't kick an easy one over the top from 4 metres out
>>67214132
>West Coast winning at the MCG
Top kek, m8
r8 my sports battlestation lads.
>>67214237
I don't know what the fuck is going on this match.
>>67214280
>sickrage
Good lad
>>67214280
>apehoop
>>67214030
Right here homie
we need to sort our shit out
>>67214280
>>67214324
I think they've gone in with an "already won the match" mind set the dumb fucks.
>>67214280
>Two monitors
I've never understood this. Like day to day life or when working, why is two monitors at all necessary?
Why the fuck are Melbourne playing a home game at Etihad? Shafted.
>>67214373
Sport on one, browsing /sp/ gamethreads on the other of course.....How else do you sport?
When do Cuckmantle get their first win lads?
>>67214385
Because they are an irrelevant club that should be folded immediately
>>67214405
Rd 9 vs. Richmond
>2.10
>>67214373
>watch x on one
>post in gamethreads on the other
People don't do this?
>>67214079
Is he on Fox Sports?
>>67214385
>wondering why two clubs with tiny fan bases and that can't even fill Etihad to half capacity don't get the MCGoat
>>67214396
I watch it on the TV, seeing as I caved in and got jewtel.
So you got entire monitor JUST so you can shitpost on /sp/? Can't disparage your commitment.
>>67214482
It reverses the advantage though - they're essentially playing on St. Kilda's turf.
>>67214419
I wouldn't be surprised at all 2bh.
>>67214132
did you ever know that ur my hero?
come on what the fuck that's not a free kick
>>67214507
>jewtel
You know you could just transfer the money to me every month instead right?
>>67214371
Yeah, I was worried they'd do that. They seem to be doing better now though. Need to bump up the tackling pressure
>>67214507
It's glorious m8, no TV in the battlestation room so this is the best way to do it. Shitposting is only 1 part of it, I enjoy browsing in general while sporting so need that second screen.
>>67214305
Based af, family.
Acres has been really good.
>>67214559
Kek, I only get the sports package and showtime which shows Game of Thrones.
Triple J cucks on suicide watch
>>67214661
I want the Triple J hipsters to leave
>>67214661
>triple J now playing Beyonce
that station's truly fucked
>its a 'foxtel sales rep gets desparate and starts shilling on /afl/' episode
>>67214661
I only ever listen to it on Australia Day so consequently I know absolutely no songs.
>>67214661
>people still listen to triple j
I know Triple M can be a bit on the repetitive side but fuck me at least it ain't as shit as triple j these days.
>your average western cucktralian 'male'
>>67213597
t. greek
>>67214848
BASED TAME IMPALA!
BLACK FINGER NAILS, RED WINE, IM GONNA MAKE YOUUUU, ALL MIIIINEE!!! WOOO!
>Melbourne
Pathetic club
>>67214884
Um...not sure if bait
>>67214848
>graphic tee
>striped pocketed tee
>those colour clashes
>>67214831
Might start working on an essential Triple M core playlist later
Freo need to kick more goals if they want to win this match
now this is the melbourne I remember
>the mighty demons
>>67214980
>Incredible insight!
lads
>>67214980
You forgot to put your trip on, Basil.
>>67214848
I really like Tame Impala
and you can't do a thing about it B^)
>it's another get rostered on at 6pm and miss the last part of the game episode
how's the office tipping comp going? You are in full-time employment right?
>>67214661
Tradie suicides to increase 400%
Just got mad excited and booked a ticket to see based West Coast destroy Carlton in round 17 lads. Who wants to meet up and punch on over footy?
>it's an "insecure monocodetural AFL fans hate soccer irrationally" episode
>>67214977
Just get the 2 disc Greatest Hits of the 80s - Rock Edition.
>>67215068
Are you the waiter cuck?
>>67215083
I'm trying, anon :-(
>Melbourne failing again
Fucking depression gets worse every game
;_;
>>67215068
>not telling the boss to go fuck himself when he asks you to work weekends
>letting Tim Mebrey kick 5 against you
LMAO
>>67215103
I'm a waiter, yes
>>67215120
>not being able to pay rent and buy groceries
>>67215094
>who wants to meet up and punch on over footy?
This is not soccer you degenerate cunt. We have standards.
>>67215068
Might be time to start a career la, cut out this bullshit "job" crap.
>>67215068
Sorry Waiter-bro.
>>67215134
He's in hospitality mate that's prime time.
fucking USELESS demons
Welcome back Melbourne, you didn't think you were a proper football side, did you?
>>67215138
>not being able to pay rent and buy groceries on a regular 40hr week wage
What the fuck are you spending your money on?
>>67215083
Is this some certified /afl/ OC?
Will South Australia ever have a non-shit AFL team ever again, or will I have to rely on Adelaide United to make me feel like this state isn't a bankrupt shithole?
OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD AUSSIE BANDS
(in no order)
1. Powderfinger
2. Gyroscope
3. Karnivool
4. Frenzal Rhomb
5. Crowded House
6. Silverchair
NOT ON LIST: Lame Impala
>>67215163
>implying I work 40 hour weeks
>Letting Tim fucking Membrey get abag
What the fug
>>67215147
Sounds like you wanna go m8? July 17, outside gate 3 at the G after the final siren.
>Hogan is talk of the match at the half
>Some literally who from Shit Kilda steals the limelight
Fastest suicide method m8s?
>actually thinking Melbourne would win at etihad
>actually thinking Melbourne would win 3 games in a row
Easy tip desu
>>67215030
look im somewhat experienced with this type of thing so im taking this opportunity to become your official autism team coach and mentor
i want to see CONSISTENTCY and i want to see CONTINUITY. every thread, every weekend.
i like ur originality and i think you will go far.
this is, however, NOT a nomination for the team. you aren't ready, but you will be.
tyfyt (thank you for your time)
>>67215171
>comes to /afl/
>Desperately shills dive-grass
>Gets rekt and the /afl/ thread continues regardless of his "muh multicodal" cries
Are you some kind of masochist or what.
>2.12
fremantle should fold
>>67215171
>yfw united lose on sunday
>>67215094
official /afl/ meetup?
>>67215185
Nah m8, don't go near Carlton games
>>67215202
uhm, how about no?
>>67215212
>rekt
kek
KEK
K E K
stay mad afcucks
>>67215094
Christ what a boring game, but of course the ONLY game the west cucks will win out of worst cuckstralia
That was some fucking kick by Smith holy shit.
>>67215262
too late my son, too late
>freo has had more scoring shots
>losing by 29
Reminder that West Coast will lose to St Kilda in round 8
>>67215214
>mfw United wins, loses, draws
I'll repeat because you greasy wogs aren't too flash at English at the best of times:
WOGS FUCK OFF
When was the last time Melbourne won 3 in a row?
>>67215248
I'm down
>>67215259
All good butha, just joshin' ya, love a bit of banta.
>>67215287
I'm a wageslave cuck m8 and that't my only shot of getting over there for a game this season. Feelsbadman
>>67215308
Reminder that Norfs first loss will be against the mighty sainters
>>67215335
ABGoathorn on pooicide watch
>>67215322
Don't be racist.
Or is that too much to ask from an AFL supporter?
>>67215324
When was the last time Melbourne won 1 in a row?
>>67215304
>crows are only up by 29 in the 3rd
Shamfur dispray.
Put on your tipping hats lads
Hawks or GWS?
>>67214373
> working
for work it's easier to have multiple windows open at once across multiple screens.
>>67215348
WOG stands for Western Originated Gentleman so I don't understand why you're getting upset. If I wanted to be racist I'd tell you to go and concrete everything you can see and put up lion statues everywhere you fucking wop ding dago wetback.
Can't lose from here.
>>67215324
Rds 17, 18, 19 in 2010
>Christian Petracca was six (6) when Melbourne last defeated St Kilda
Can't make this shit up
TRADE MAYNE
TRADE BARLOW
RETIRE PAV
TRADE AGGRESSIVELY FOR MCCARTHY
How many fucking times do I have to say it,
JUST KICK A FUCKING GOAL HOLY SHIT 2.13 JUST KICK STRAIGHT YOU CUNTS
>>67215378
What did I say about being racist you friggin heck
>>67215332
too bad the rest of the round is shit for melbourne games
could have been a good weekend
M O T H E R F U C K I N G
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>why
>>67215442
>mayne
>barlow
literally NO ONE wants these absolute shit players, way past their prime - if their prime EVEN existed.
>>67215427
>your dad was swimming in your grandads cock the last time St Kilda won a hip
>>67215483
BTFO
>>67215483
Go easy pls
>>67215361
im firming with the hawks as a matter of consistency within my tipping strategy.
i am genuinely interested on changing that tip to GWS though and i will be intrigued to see how it plays out both with the game itself and in my tipping competition
>>67215483
Same for Melbourne tho
Thank fuck Freo can't kick straight or we'd be in trouble.
>>67213160
Nominating this guy AGAIN
>>67215483
Nah m8, my Dad was almost 10
>>67214373
You won't be able to go back once you have dual monitors
>>67215576
>we
Get back on the field Rory
Why is David Warner such a fucking mercenary lads?
The fuckwit did sweet fuck all during the T20 World Cup, and in the IPL is now the top run scorer. He was also the top in 2015.
Fuck the cunt t.b.h
>melBUM
>>67215692
>>/cric/
>>/faggotpaddle/
>>67215576
>we
>>67215706
50/50 if she really wanted to hang out she would have made an effort regardless
>>67215731
yeah, that was my take away from the situation.
>>67215706
Bowl round to her house and plow her, women love a bloke who takes control
Anybody who doesn't like a root when they're hungover is lying
>>67215706
Did you actually go and then received a text from her saying she couldn't?
>lelbourne
KEK
Melbourne might be losing but Hogan has scored more than the Saints today
>>67215761
>Hogan has scored more than the Saints today
>>67215761
factually incorrect
>>67215706
When did she text you? Like 5 minutes before you guys were supposed to meet or what? They usually get a pass for the first time IMO but if they do it twice and don't counter offer then move on mate. Don't do eating dates with girls if you want to fuck them that day is my 2 cents, if you eat within 3 hours of fucking she's gonna be bloated and feel ugly and it can impact your dick performance.
>>67215761
>i post in the same threads as this person
