Cubs hit when?
>>67199612
Right there, based Javy
>>67199612
>this is the only game on until 7
I'm just gonna take a nap
Go Cubs
ROZAY
OLD MAN MVP
Why is Fowler so based?
C..come on cubes
>>67199953
Nevermind
Fowler what in the fuck....for what purpose? Under what pretext?
>>67200000
aw shit my first quints, good omen
>>67200000
No idea but nice get
>Canadian cusb bandwagoner
da fuck, jump ship from the jays already?
>>67200000
>>67200029
Congrats. But what a shit get
Itt we rate cubs commentators.
1. JD
2. Harry
3. Pat Hughes
4. Len
5. Cooper
90000001. Santo
>>67200045
there has been that one canadian guy that posted in our threeads last season a ton, idk if same guy tho
>>67200045
I used to live in the western suburbs kurva, I hopped on the bandwagon 13 years ago
>>67200062
1. Harry Caray
2. Ron Santo
3. Pat Hughes
4. Chip Caray
5. Steve Stone
6. Mute button
>>67200062
BOB?
>>67200062
>not putting based Bob on the list
I will never understand why people hate band wagoner. Been a fan since birth and I welcome anyone who will support the cubs. More friends to be had at the bars. Comfy.png
>>67200075
well you're better than most cusb fans then
>>67200097
Ron Santo was shit
>>67200108
>>67200114
Oh shit I forgot based bob!!!
>>67200115
false flag, stop trying to make us look bad
>Lester in charge of throwing to first
Why
>>67200062
1. BOB
2. Brenley
3.BB
4. Dbacks anouncer
5. that old dbacks coach
>shitty Lester on the mound
This is a god damn mess
>>67200132
Kys faggot I'm being serious
>Leicester in charge of throwing to first
Why not have Lester toss it to Ross and have him throw to first on balls like that?
Stubbs is maaad
>>67200216
Sombrero?
I can't handle it lads. My radio feed is slow. Tell me what happened??!
>>67200163
not any more
>>67200170
Whatever fuccboi, I honestly wish we were bad again so all you casuals would leave and i could be comfy
>>67200261
Why would you want a die hard like myself to leave the team?
Ump is bro though
>not a strike
Lester, you fucking madman
>>67200261
You're an insufferable fuck. You don't deserve this team
Teflon Jon
>>67200280
>Cusb have to rely on umpball from C.B. Bucknor to win against the barves
>take me to the ball game
>take me to the ball game
>>67200279
Heh just like the arrieta first inning. JD with the bantz. Guess he just wanted to make it interesting
>>67200280
he killed the stretch
>doesn't know the song
>can't read the script
>Warren G in charge of singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Pathetic attempt tbhqh lads
>loads the bases with no outs
>proceeds to strike the fuck out of the next 2 batters
>side retired with no runs allowed
LEICESTER (and the umpire)
>>67200296
>>67200299
I really don't get it. This song has been a part of Americana for how long now? How are there so many "celebrities" who don't know the lyrics to fucking Take Me Out To The Ballgame?
>>67200292
>braves can't hit the ball in play.
>>67200334
>cusb so shit they can't beat a team that is collectively hitting worse than a AAAA player without umpball
yeah you sure showed them
>>67200318
> Fields a routine sac bunt and decides to put the ball in his pocket loading the bases with no outs.
WEW CUBLADS
> when celebrities say something retarded after finishing the stretch.
remember billy Williams saying have a nice summer??
>>67200376
> be this triggered your team is shit
>>67200406
>being this triggered by simple facts
cusb fans are even easier this year god damn
we need Contreras NOW
We should pull Ross with Lester. Dude needs to recharge the batteries.
>>67200526
I agree, Willson has been doing well in AAA, but considering it's his first season at that level I can understand why the team would not want to rush him into the majors
>>67200532
Is Fedorowicz even in the clubhouse?
>>67200453
> he doesn't enjoy his team to he shifts the goal posts to hate other people's teams.
Who is the most euphoric player in baseball and why is it Tim Fedorawicz?
>>67200601
Call him up while MiggyMont is injured, he'll have initial success. Then pitchers will adjust to him, Monetro gets healthy, and Contreras can be sent back down to make his own adjustments and continue his development.
>>67200735
Not bad, but here we are with some random polak as the backup catcher instead
ayy La Stella
Based TLS
>Tall long and sexy
I DIDN'T FUCKING TAKE STEROIDS OKAY YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
I BECAME THE BEST PITCHER IN THE GAME IN A VERY SHORT TIME AFTER ALMOST FALLING OUT OF THE GAME BY WORK ETHIC AND PILATES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES FUCK YOU I WOULD NEVER DO STEROIDS EVER THERE IS LITERALLY NO INCENTIVE FOR ME TO FUCK YOU FSDJKFHASDJKFHASJKFHASDJKFH FAGGOT ASS NIGGERS
>>67200878
Calm your autism please
>>67200897
PILATES
YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?
PILATES MADE ME GREAT. I DO IT LIKE 25 MINUTES A DAY. I REVOLUTIONIZED THE GAME AND MY CLUBHOUSE THAT'S WHY I'M SO GREAT
FUCK OFF
Is Fowler throwing the game? Has he been bought out by the mafia? Shoulda scored DESU
Antnee grand slam incoming
NOBODY BEATS THE RIZZ
>>67200913
THERE HE IS
They should just start killing releivers who shit the bed like that.
>>67200878
>>67200912
Kek'd ever so slightly
>>67200926
Well you got the grand slam part right
hail szczur
GAIUS
JULIUS
SZCZUR
GRAND KLOBASA
G R A N D
R
A
N
D
S A L A M I
A
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A
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>>67200878
But there was no change in velocity, just mechanica, captain autismo.
HAIL FUCKING SZCZUR
>silver lining of Schwarber's knee exploding is that we get to keep both Szczur and TLS
Is HAIL SZCZUR the new KEEP CASTRO?
damn it
>>67201088
>tfw we got castro traded
still sad tbqh
>>67201088
Szczur isn't given the chances to fuck up like Castro did.
And Castro got deported to Jew York in the end.
>>67201088
I suppose, although it goes back to last year too
>>67201101
I miss him soo much. I was so mad when I found out we didn't play the Yankees this year. I just wanted to see him again
>>67200601
> Is Fedorowicz even in the clubhouse?
He played yesterday
>>67201132
warren was so worth it though, specially since we signed zobrist
>>67201029
Fuck I missed it.
Did Anthony at least get an RBI then? Where'd the extra run come from?
>>67201196
yes single up the middle
[W]
CUBS WIN [ W ]
GO CUBS GO, GO CUBS GO, HEY CHICAGO WHAT'DYA SAY? CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY!
+79 run differential. Same time same place tomorrow lads.
>>67201233
not yet lad
Remember when it took like 80something games last year to get 10 over 500 lol
>>67201100
Aren't you used to this by now? I'd be surprised more than anything if the Braves won. I went through it from 2011-2014, and watched every game expecting a loss. A victory would be losing by only 1-2 points for me back then.
>>67201271
Fuck, for some reason I thought this was the Brewers
>>67201775
> points
