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>rags
first for brady skjei leading usa to the iihf championships
>>67199492
if money fucked up parity the LA dodgers would have a dynasty by now
>>67199526
This is the only hot blues fan ever. I've never seen anyone here post another picture.
>>67199537
expect a ton more blues slags next year now that the rasm cucked them
why are there so many hocs?
>>67199519
So are the Blues /hoc/'s pick for the WCF?
>>67199622
blose or perds are the best teams left
>>67199620
why'd you copy my post?
MODSSS
ded?
DRAFT LOTTERY PREDICTIONS TIME, TOMORROW 8PM EST:
1) Leafs (pls)
2) Coyotes
3) Edmonton
Who do you think wins?
>>67199667
You wish
>>67199706
>>67199704
Deadmonton
>>67199704
1. Edmonton
2. Toronto
3. Calgary
>>67199806
jews are evil
>>67199806
no
>>67199816
>>67199814
>>67199806
upvoted
Sure is reddit in here
>>67199528
They're an outlier and basbeall has proven signing huge names doesnt work (la, toronto, boston, ny, washington,) you have to spend but its even more important to spend well. Small money teams don't win championships. I didn't look back further than 13 years but only one team in that period had a below average payroll
>>67199878
Need to ban all phone posters
>>67199901
>he sits at his computer all day
Must be a sad life desu
>>67199888
the only thing keeping small money teams small money is kike owners with an internal salary cap
>>67199888
>Toronto
When the fuck have the jays signed a massive contract?
>>67199787
Eating booty is prime. It's gotta be freshly cleaned after a shower
>>67199932
Yeah, no thanks.
>>67199591
Because autism and meth are a bad combo
>>67199920
I cant remember but I think it was 2 years ago. They had so much hype after signing le epic knuckle ball man and Cabrera and Reyes (and I think a few others)
>>67199983
Alright dominican republic this is not a baseball thread
>>67200012
I chuckled.
OK back to serious hockey discussion, have you all finally started believing in >our year
?
>>67200043
I have. Blues will romp Dallas
Works sharks will beat the preds and navigate the blues with good coaching. Then they'll face the caps who will be exploited as single line babbys
>>67200038
tfw nurse subban slave lines
>yfw blues end up choking a 3-something lead to dallas
BOUDREAU TO OTTAWA CONFIRMED
PLAYOFFS HERE
>we
COME
MAYBE EVEN A PLAYOFF SERIES WIN
MAYBE EVEN HOSTING A PLAYOFF SERIES
>>67200087
Kek you fucking wish mate. No one is getting through the Moose.
Why do all Finns smell like poop
i want that headboard
>>67200205
Well, at least you might get 7 games
>>67200252
because they literally eat it. surstromming is part of there daily diet. disgusting subhumans i cant wai until they are annexed by russia
>>67200253
I want some head from that broad
>>67200287
Ducks
>>67200287
>ducks dream of winning game 7 at home
>>67200287
>montreal's_playoff_hopes.webm
>>67200268
surströmming is swedish you daft bitch ass nigga
What happens if Laine once again mops the floor with Matthews in the WHC?
Will some scouts finally admit Laine is 4 tiers above him?
reminder
>>67200335
and you just got memed on pekka
>>67200253
Remember to put trigger warnings on posts containing crime statistics; they confuse and anger STL fans
>*STILL* doubting the bird
Did you fuckers have to wear helmets during recess?
assville child predators are going to get fucked
>>67200445
/hoc/ is in full blown denial
>>67200445
>tfw no chokeatoo to feed and take care of
Who wins the cup
>>67200454
>shorks
marry fuck kill
>>67200482
>after twelve overtime periods without a goal, the players were exhausted and unable to continue the game
>the battle of the chokers between the blues and the caps led to neither team being able to win and the cup was not awarded for the 2015-2016 season
>>67200514
I choose the better alternative.
>>67200514
marry left, kill right, fuck gnash
>>67200583
AHHHAHAHA
>DULLASS
>KEKED
>DULLASS
>KEKED
>DULLASS
>KEKED
>DULLASS
>KEKED
>>67200583
hey guys check out this fresh new meme i just cooked up
>>67200583
This has been such a based post season for Blues fans. We're going all the way. I can feel it.
>>67200676
Is it hot n ready right out of the oven?
>rags
>kongs
>blackcocks
>cucks
>>67200771
best playoffs this decade so far tbf
>>67200769
Your mom is hot and ready
>>67200844
>mad
>at $5 hot n readies
>hockey
>NHL
>based in USA
>still largely controlled by Finns who aren't even trying
ebine
>>67200881
>>67200881
>Swedish players left in the playoffs
A. Steen
P. Berglund
C. Gunnarsson
J. Klingberg
J. Oduya
M. Janmark
C. Järnkrok
F. Forsberg
V. Arvidsson
M. Ekholm
M. Karlsson
V. Hedman
P. Hörnqvist
C. Hagelin
O. Sundqvist
A. Burakovsky
M. Johansson
N. Bäckström
>Finnish players left in the playoffs
J. Lehterä
A. Niemi (G)
K. Lehtonen (G)
M. Salomäki
P. Rinne (G)
V. Filppula
J. Donskoi
O. Määttä
>with finns you win
>Hot
>Ready
Conspicuously missing is "quality" or "taste" or even "safe for human consumption."
Just hot and ready. My turds are also hot and ready. But for what?
>>67200952
Finns truly are the worst hockey players. I still can't believe dullass unironically thought this was a good idea
>>67200899
>>67200948
>le no heritage flag
>le ambigious heritage flag
>le hang onto being whiteness despite being a mutt flag
laughing every laugh amigos
>>67200952
Pegga rinny is the best player out of that list desu
>>67200961
I'm not even gonna hate because those Hot N Readys are fucking god tier for bulking. All hail the PizzaDome.
>>67200999
>>67201023
Thats one rich ass black dude
>>67200862
tbhfams I'm pretty pumped on >our new meme arena, much better than something like Olympia Entertainment Center
>>67201045
picture during a B&E probably
>>67201045
Pro athlete or drug money
>>67201024
>Finlandia vodka in that picture
how to spot that picture was made by an american dot jpeg
everything else is 89% accurate tho
>>67201077
>I'm 100% Norwegian tho
>>67201080
It's just a meme kid
Calm down
>>67201045
>implying he didn't break in and take a snapshot
>>67201077
Isn't she a bit long in the tooth for you?
>>67201099
>implying he isn't the wife's son
>>67201023
Those pillars look really out of place and shitty
Probably not black, probably Arab or persian. They pull that crap
>redditors unironically getting mad at sweden
why do /int/ and /pol/ always say that sweden is cucked, when they come into these threads and routinely blow you the fuck out?
>>67201123
That guy is blacker than Wesley Snipes retard
>>67201133
we're making fun of finland you cuck
>>67200844
>Jerry Jones singlehandedy brought the Rams to LA
>Stars about to cuck the Blues to astronomical levels
>Cardinals are shit
>no floorsqueak team
Shit Louis GBTFO
>>67201133
swedes are very experienced in blowing people
>>67201112
You might be right
Post >yfw the Laffs draft 4th overall again
>>67201186
MFW DUBOIS IS THE NEXT JAMIE BENN YOU FRENCH BABY DICK FAGGOT
>>67201209
They're going to draft Tkachuk you delusional Laffer.
why is finnish goalering so mene?
>>67201186
>mfw the laffs draft honky at 4th overall
>>67201261
Stop spamming this ugly cunt
>>67201236
finnish heritage disease
>>67201172
#bantz
>>67201221
'no'
>pizza arena
>>67201291
>irrelevant ahmed opinion
>>67201164
>no mention of black pop. or murder rate
smdhtbqhf
>>67201314
I'm Canadian, Cletus.
>"north" america
>>67201164
You cant seriously be delusional enough to think the Stars are gonna beat the Blues man.
>>67201383
e/b/in :DDD
>>67201396
>blues win a single series
>STL shitpost man goes ballistic immediately
you're setting yourself up for some heartbreak my man
>>67201383
Gulf Stream babbies
>>67201418
Its the Stars. We shit all over them all year. Its not about winning 1 series its that Chicago was the strongest competition in the WC.
finns are cuckolds t b h
>>67201448
Daylight babbies
>ALL LADS INVITED TO VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
>>67201447
>my team doesnt exist yet
>>67201505
>Sallad Stores
>>67201418
>man
>th-there can only be one fan of the team I don't like! It's not possible!
Come on, son.
>>67201604
it's pretty obvious 90% of the bluesposting is from you
>>67201635
Can you predict the lottery numbers too, Mr. Psychic?
>yfw the Stars win the draft lottery
We'll find a way lads.
Who can stop us?
>>67201691
Reporting
Auston Matthews was at the coyotes practice rink doing a private skate with Max Domi yesterday
>it's happening
>>67201459
Literally every game St. Louis played Dallas, Dallas was on the second half of a back to back. And one was a home and home. You were barely able to beat a tired Dallas team m8
>>67201691
The blues are going to the skull fuck the stars to be honest.
>>67201709
>St. Lewey won't choke in 4
Good one bud
>>67201761
I'm looking forward to your tears tonight.
Is he going to anally penetrate David Backes like he does every game?
>>67201487
>not Puljujarvi to the Oilers
>>67201840
I love Benn and personally think he's the best player in the nhl, but he's going to have a tough time against the blues blue line. Especially considering Seguin is out and most of the focus will be on Benn.
>>67201447
>rags
>>67201761
Kek man I cant wait to see how salty you guys are
>>67201383
Are you even trying
>lundshit will never win a cup
>>67201487
>american teams 1-2-3
holy shit this please
Who /litAF/ here??
3rd day watching hockey i love it so far
>rags
>>67202048
this triggers the blues iphone poster
>>67201926
but Barrow isnt the capital of Alaska, friendo
>>67202095
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>>67202095
>have a country larger than a queen size bed
>able to put the capital in warmer southern climates
its simple bruv
Cups so far by top prospects:
Laine: WJC, Kanada Bowl(Liiga Champion)
Puljujärvi: WJC, WJC U18
Matthews: -
>>67202122
who /goingtoadraftparty/ tomorrow afternoon?
>>67202095
So what waffle nigger
>>67202122
Laine: Liiga playoffs MVP award
Puljujärvi: u20 MVP award
Matthews: -
>>67202246
POST IT
>>67202246
You're not going anywhere until you post butt sugar tits
whats he thinkgin about?
>>67202293
Predators icegrills
>>67202293
beating the sharks then the blues
Are there no streams for the blues game
>>67202308
why are they so pretty?
>>67202250
because the original post
>>67201383
clearly stated in the filename as 'most northern CAPITALS'. And small village Barrow is a redneck shithole where about 1500 eskimo's live
>>67202324
if there are any please make sure to post them because I WILL BE REPORTING THEM to the NHL PERSONALLY
>>67202367
What does a northernmost capital signify besides "countries without non-permafrost shithole locations"?
>>67202429
>mad
>at nonreportable 1080p 60fps m3u8 streams
>>67202429
Reminder that Habs win first overall
Reminder that Finns are degenerate subhumans and Swedes are great posters
>>67202432
what are you even trying to say with that?
>>67202588
shut the fuck up you gypsy cuckold
Who's your favorite Minnesotan?
>>67202570
>mad
>at fins
>ywn skate on a pristine frozen yukon lake surrounded by mountains with your bros
https://youtu.be/iwvfYmpYdaM
Why live lads?
>>67202749
>>67202682
Prince
>>67202749
tfw there will never be a NHL team from yukon
>>67202749
nice i saw that on /r/hockey too
>>67202682>>67202954
>finland will NEVER EVER have an nhl team
>>67202975
I didnt. Why were you there?
I typed "clear lake hockey canada" or something into youtube and it came up. Sorry you have such a complex that everything has to be about reddit to you.
Which game today is better to watch for your casual hockey fan?
>>67203059
neither
you need to be cleaning bathrooms, pole
>>67203047
just go back dude
>>67203059
bloos desu
>>67203059
Dullass vs blose ought to be entertaining
>>67203140
No u
>rags
>mcdavid confirmed to have been considering suicide
holy kek you cant even make this shit up
>>67203459
>oilers
I'd be tempted too desu
whens the last time we had a good gen war? lets go steal some of /nba/'s menes or something
>>67203140
Every day you post this. Why do you even bother?
>>67203561
Fuck off
>>67203561
>wanting apehoop memes
but y tho
/hoc/ has all the memeage I need
>>67203561
Go somewhere else you faggot
>>67203614
/hoc/ hasn't produced a good meme in well over a year. stop living in the past cuck
>>67203771
>implying niggers would have produced anything good
>>67203771
You weren't there for Tom? Sunbelt Skelly?
>implying Poop-in-a-jar-vi and Lie-neigh will ever be as good as Perki
>>67203819
careful pekka
i dont want you jailed for hate speech
>>67203819
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Fan%20who%20was%20hilariously%20tweeting%20about%20watching%20his%20first%20hockey%20game%20gets%20invited%20to%20Blues%20game&id=578685
Bye bye bruce
when's the lottery
>>67203936
L I T A F
I
T
A
F
Wheres tom been by the way, i miss that goofy lad
>>67203952
Tomorrow 8PM Eastern time
>>67203979
>>67203840
forced af and lasted for maybe 2 days top
this damage control is funny tho
Post yfw stors get exposed tonight
>>67203936
saved
>>67204160
bluesposter, don't you ever get tired of bluesposting?
>>67204231
they are better than the fucking dallas froggieposters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3KlRxQ1PG4
Blues vs. Stars here at 8pm
In b4 reported
i love me a well placed cowboy_smuk tho
>>67204165
DELETE THIS
>>67204279
thanks gary
>>67203459
I watched that video, my god Jim Benning seems like a fucking simpleton
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/auston-matthews-connor-mcdavid-nhl-draft-lottery-feels-edmonton-oilers-no-1-pick/
>tfw punk rock is dead and buried
>tfw no more albums like Combat Rock or Frankenchrist again
>>67204480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fe55zLEZtk
>>67204480
The Clashed sucked tho
NORRIS FINALISTS
>Karlsson
>Burns
>He's due :^)
>>67204583
I'll fuckin cut you m8 if you're calling Simonon and Headon shit.
>>67204231
Oh animu-anon. I haven't even began to blues post ;)
>>67204625
The Clash is a boring rock n roll band
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2GFYvk8.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>67204668
How's this for blues posting.
LEL
LONDON CALLING TO THE FARAWAY TOWNS
>>67204699
>Having shit tas te
Dumb frog poster
who's ready for gametime boys
>>67204733
>thinking that thing can beat qt twink captain or media shill
>>67204840
>that pic
I'm ready for a couple things.
>>67204886
crippling whiskey dick just like the blues playoff chances?
![bcoE1LL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LD3pq8Z.jpg "bcoE1LL[1].jpg")
Nice fucking leadership cucks
>>67204945
>>67204945
>can'tnada in charge of ploff judgment
>his team doesn't have a Vezina, Selke and Norris finalist
WHERES THE GAME THREAD YOU AUTISTIC TURBONIGGERFAGGOTS
>>67204966
and yet people blame the coach
>>67204989
>holtbywinslol
>bergeronwinslol
>qttwinkwinslol
>>67204989
>his team didn't make the 2nd round
>>67205036
Bruce is top 5 coaches in the league, imo. It's not his fault that Perry and Getzlaf don't perform when it counts ever.
what is it about central that makes all the fans so whiny and defensive?
>yfw the Bloos win the super bowl
natty btw
>>67204989
Doughty's the only one who might win
>>67204966
OTTAWA BOUND
>>67205073
and they always chimp out too, it's embarrassing
>moments away from puck drop
>no game thread
Nice fan bases you have dullass and st. loose
>>67205112
>tfw last couple seasons in the West we always beat them first round by making those two turob-autists tilt on the ice
Lyl
>>67204989
>his team has a Norris/ Selke / Vezina finalist but still had an embarrassingly quick first round exit
Hey atleast you didn't get a cuck flag for your rafters
>>67205051
Perdsbro we are rooting for you pls beat shorks.
>>67204945
Same assblasted Canadian Hawks fan I see.
MAKE A FUCKING GAME THREAD BEFORE I START TO GET ANGRY
