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>KSW co-owner offers McGregor 3million for a fight via Twitter
https://twitter.com/maciejkawulski/status/725648101902417920
>Canada's own English Joe "Irish" Duffy gets a fight
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>Legal free fight(s)
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>Just Fight Fan™ Things
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schaub
Nice takedown
>le no takedown defence man
who /goof'd/ here?
>cuck OP
Into the trash it goes.
>Still no stools
>>67196202
will we see the first death in the ring (pic related)?
>>67196294
delet
Asiatic fella's catching a beating here now
>>67196171
real thread
>>67196332
Dont do this
Thread wars is just as bad as all the cuck posting
>>67196313
>>67196294
Jesus christ hendo stepped in so damn far with his left, bispong's head would be attached to his body if he just hugged it out instead of backing into range
His only flaw... was having 0 takedown defence
Bretty spicy fight
this is literally better than the UFC
>>67196289
>didnt stop the fight
ghetto as fuck
>>67196332
>weidcuck op
no thanks
The russian Bruce Buffer
>>67196374
this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEyjs3Mj6Ko/
Holy shit the arena is completely empty
>>67196403
It's freaky as. Did they give out the wrong address?
>>67196403
it should be relatively full by maincard
>>67196400
>I love my jungle by the way
Who you got?
>>67196400
daww
wouldmolest/10
>>67196448
My boy Ravshan
>>67196400
Glad fighters are coming out to classic rock rather then some shitty mainstream rap and pop
>>67196403
>implying casuals go to the prelims
>>67196448
Ravshan
>>67196400
>tfw falling in love with claudia
>tfw always hated joanna but people think im a bandwagon hater
>>67196448
both look like utter cans
Holy shit this guy is slick on the ground
>>67196468
>tfw I like both of them allright
Very fun first round once they got started
>>67196289
When will UFC add environmental hazzards?
It's the next logical step to make
>>67196462
Wow, this board just never ceases to amaze me. This just might be the worst post yet. Is this supposed to be funny? Because it just isn’t. How can you honestly sit there and tell me music hasn’t been going downhill since Queen (RIP Freddy Mercury). Do you even know what real music is? All this shit about mom’s lasagna and ladybugs is just complete and utter garbage. You hear songs from the 60s and 70s that are still so iconic they are featured all the time. Today’s music just doesn’t have that staying power. It is just formulaic filth that panders to whatever today’s youth is into. You think you can honestly sit there and tell me people will still be listening to Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj 30 years from now? Yeah fucking right. You still hear we are the champions by queen at every single sporting even in the world. No song made today will last anywhere close to that long. And where’s the emotion? Where’s the feeling? Back in my day artists actually put thought into what they wrote. And that’s just it. Today’s artists don’t even write their own songs anymore. They get some guy with a degree in bullshit who makes money engineering these meaningless but catchy songs that rake in millions only because the record companies are forcing radio stations to play them every ten seconds to get them stuck in people’s heads so that is all they can think of. This simply didn’t happen in the 70s. People made songs based on how they were feeling. And guess what, their music also had impacts on what was going on in the world. You guys have probably never heard of him, but there was this indie guy named John Lennon who wrote a song about imagining the world without any violence. Now that’s the type of stuff we need in today’s music.
>>67196202
>Choosing a cuck thread over a non-cuck thread
Why even?
UFC 200 Embedded Episode 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL5FV1nBCEk
>>67196544
nice shit posting
>>67196556
>black man
>le cuck haha xD
>weidman
>not a literal cuck
lmao @ur life
>tfw you will never make a full mount
>>67196597
hopefully you walk into a gang of niggers and get knifed
>>67196598
>tfw will never drop vicious bombs from mount
>>67196577
>he didn't RT this
>Val isn't his MILFitefu
>>67196648
vicious pillowfists
>>67196562
>promotional tour embedded
Dana just wants to put some of that salt in those Irish wounds.
>EL
>EM
>AY
>OH
>b..b..but UFC 200 will still do just as well with Jones/Cormier headlining as it would've with Conor headlining!
>>67196648
Fight should have been stopped
He could have died
>>67196674
retarded frenchie back at it. nice.
>>67196700
>b..b..but UFC 200 will still do just as well with Jones/Cormier headlining as it would've with Conor headlining!
Litterally nobody with half a brain ever said that
>>67196700
>number 1 and Number 2 P4P fighting on the same card
>300k buys
KEK
Pacman vs Floyd did 5.4 million
>>67196700
no one said that kek stay auts
![01_28MCGREGORMONEY_2287029a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gIPAb1L.jpg "01_28MCGREGORMONEY_2287029a[1].jpg")
I'm Jehovah witness and for me the order of like is God > Man > Children > Animals > Women. That is the order of things and the order of life. And last night as I studied the scriptures I realized the order of things.
Artem > Schaub > Sage > Conor > Sara Moras bunda >>>>>>>Ngannou
Artem is there. When Conor went into that vault and reemerged like Lazarus I knew that was what made Artem special. He was there behind the scenes helping Conor become what he is today. When Conor is having sex with Dee in the next room he's in his room fapping to the sex moans. When Conor is so fucked up on booze and coke Artem is there leading him,driving him,protecting him. When Conor gives Artem his weekly allowance it means Artem is investing in Conor through love and support. Making sure Conors home is clean,ensuring his closet is tidy. When Conor fights Artem is there, an ever vigilant guardian with a watchful eye making sure he is safe. When Conor trains Artem is there making sure his disciple if content. And now as Conor struggles between his loyalty to money,faith and dignity between him and the UFC Artem is there. Lending support,helping ease the burden of success on Conors heavy shoulders. When the films,books,history texts talk about the impact Conor created on the world Artem will be in there alongside him. And Ngannou will be a small sentence "Ngannou destroyed by Schaub for his return at UFC 209" Keep that in mind. Chael Mary, Conor Bless.
>>67196713
>>67196720
Go check r/mma
Sure, it isn't always terrible, but they say stupid shit a lot like defending Dana.
Make sure to check out Frank's podcast this week. I really think it will interest a lot of you guys.
>>67196742
>half a brain
>r/mma
kek, nice try
>>67196701
Ref should be investigated.
>>67196702
I hope a spider bites you in the ass le Australian shitpostman.
>>67196759
RIP brave warrior
>>67196742
>Go check r/mma
'no'
>>67196765
i could heem you with just a baguette lad keep talking
>>67196789
you can try after you muster up some money to get out of the shithole you live in
>>67196562
>getting cucked by an old woman from your hometown
K E K
E
K
>>67196810
>most liveable place in the world
>shithole
kekekekeke keep it up
>>67196562
miesha lads
>>67196833
>le objective post
>>67196700
>>67196713
delete these
Thats interesting how he keeps grabbing onto his left leg
Name 1 fighter in the UFC that can beat Werdum
I'll wait....
>>67196870
>>67196878
Schaub is still technically under contract.
>>67196723
>artem jacking off to dee moaning
i bet he's fucming her desu, conor seems like a guy to have a beard gf
>>67196833
>40 degrees c
>90 perent of the deadliest animals on the planet
>full of bogans and uneducated retards
>liveable
>>67196894
>fucming
>>67196744
N G A N N O U
>>67196894
>implying Artems t-rex arms can even reach his cock
>>67196744
KEK what the actual fuck
is mighty meme gonna cuck him? is it possible to be cucked by a manlet?
>>67196878
him lad. he will heem the shit out of shitmeme
>>67196954
he may be a manlet but he is still black
So now that there are 125lbs women fights, did they officially announce the division ?
Tuf 25 for the inaugural champ, 115-like ?
Demian Maia esque is blue shorts guy, Roman
>>67196894
He's in love with her. But she won't give him the time of day. Best hope is that Conor leaves her for two months because he has to film a movie. Artem will have a chance to not fuck her but at least get her to show him some tits or touch his junk with clothes on.
>>67196943
Kek
>>67196998
A Flyweights only season!
For Men: Winner challenges Mighty Mouse
For Women: Final fight will be for title
>>67196998
mackenzie
>>67196998
rin nakai future champ
>>67197017
Oh yeah, but didn't they cancel their idea for TUF24 winner to fight MM ?
Anyway, nobody would watch but that's a good idea actually
>>67196562
Jon is the ultimate alpha.
>>67197009
kek
>>67197041
>rin vs mackenzie
WAR
>Because, such high level wrestlers sometimes can do weird things but then, this weird things turn out to be victorious things and victorious movements or submissions or something like that.
>>67196744
>it's real
https://twitter.com/thefrankmir/status/726078983570231297
>>67197093
DIAZ
Why is DC so fat?
>>67197125
205 lb manlet
Ever notice the people that whine the most about fighters being underpaid are all low income losers who pirate every ufc card?
White Shorts just couldn't quite deal with Blue Shorts' wrestling abilities - was having good success on the feet though.
>>67197125
lovs to eat
>We will never see lesnar vs DC
>>67197125
probably can make mw
>you will never see dc ragdoll weidman
why live?
Roman confirms famous actors and famous sportsmen arriving to the sports palace for EFN.
I wonder who it'll be...
>>67196289
>petro engineering
>sign falls off
Great success!
>>67197120
This is literally the same thing that happened in the Conor/Nate fight. They panic wrestled into a sub.
>>67197170
brock was blacksplocive, any other white cat like him???
>>67197170
Brok is fucking terrifying
>>67197197
>>67197216
>>67196765
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36136635
One day we might see Lithuania up on that stage, making a dance for the crowd
i need a heem lads
>>67197222
This is perfect. You can see the precise moment he knew he was fucked.
>>67197248
rare
>>67197248
Rooting for the Kazakh
>>67197278
Asian as fuck
Gonna dump some more brock and nick
>>67197276
duffee looks like son of brock
>>67197305
UFC 200 tickets already almost totally sold out
Still a few cheap $500 seats up in the nosebleeds though
Right in the twins
also anybody saw that FB post from nate diaz?he posted a bong and smokes weed maybe
how is that possible to fight in the MMA on it?
>>67197316
>>67197331
[Eye of the Tiger starts playing]
>>67197337
>Smokes weed maybe
>maybe
How new are you
OH SHIT
STOOLS
>>67197337
>smokes weed maybe
>>67197338
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEyqiOuLg_5/
>>67197369
This is ACTUALLY my fetish
>>67197305
>>67197316
what happened to male cyborg is pretty much JUST tier
moves down to 170 and murders zaromskis, everyone thinks cborg has finally found his niche and looks like a fucking monster at 170, then nick diaz shows up and fucks him up
also he had sex with cris cyborg which probably looked like a scene from a horror film
stop schaubposting and shit mother fuckers
>>67197375
>>67197376
>i'm going right at his ass
PHRASING
>>67197376
AHAHAHAHA
Just wanted to say I love you /heem/ you guys are damn cool. Threads always feel comfy.
>>67197387
I liked it when Mein elbowed him
>>67197376
>nice pants there jon
Should I keep dumping?
>I'm coming for that ass, Jon
>>67197434
>tfw
>>67197450
dump some wondermeme pls
Will the new champ piss hot?also is she a lesbo?:(
>>67197376
DC is cute
>>67197450
Yes britbro
>>67197477
Fuck wonderboy
Rory gonna crush that hype
>webm related
>inb4 lithcuck predicts DC beating jones
>>67197505
>rory
tiptopkek
>>67197563
>>67197550
>>67197526
>>67197505
>>67197450
These are all illegal. Delete them.
>>67197526
>that munster kick kick punch combo
>>67197582
QT ALERT
>>67197597
Thanks
Ali Baga-OOH-tinov's brother up next is it?
>>67197375
>the older they get the more muscle they put on
UFC fighters have truly amazing genetics.
>>67197595
I remember seeing this on another website years ago as gif. I wasn't watching MMA at the time. Nice seeing this in video form. Thanks m8
Lightning fast
>>67197735
that was actually a bad ass trip
>>67197376
nah this can't be legit
He's either terrible beyond words, or he's memeing on us all right now
>>67197443
damn shame he retired
Going out now for the weekend, so this is my final dump.
If you're not already aware of Paddy Pimblet, then you're missing out, this is the next McGregor in terms of mic skills, except he's well rounded as fuck.
>>67197766
>am I the biggest pissy you've ever seen and you want me to suck your dick?
Damn, they're bringing out the theatrics now
>>67197401
why their sister is so fucking ugly
they look normal or looked normal before getting punched 10000 times
>>67196562
>DC being terrified of little fish
>that Bruce bants
>shut the fuck up pussy
bretty good
Did you agree with the mercy stoppage?
>>67197790
Think they're a tax write off lad?
>>67197790
WHAT ABOUT HER LEGS
How much longer does the Russian card have left? Is it worth signing up to fight pass right now to watch?
>>67197841
fine for prospects, shit tier for pros
>>67197861
bump
What would you have for your EFN entrance?
Bigfoot looks as if he's going to retire and start his own podcast.
>>67197935
butteflies, some giant lava lamps and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXkib8qr-y8
i can't wait until a certain black heavyweight gets knocked the fuck out once he gets into a contest with someone decent. fucking cuckolds
>>67196544
>>67196462
>*tips fedor*
>>67197988
i turned the 6 upside down its a 9 now
>>67197950
>Life of a NEET
Oh hello, nice
I'm glad Jones is back in the sport but holy fuck I cannot stand that dude's personality.
>>67198085
shut up Daniel
>>67198085
You suck
>>67197974
>>67197492
Brehs
Kazakhstan wins again. I'm telling youse, Kazakhstan is where it's at.
>>67197861
>>67197927
>>67197951
>>67198020
>>67198076
bump
>>67198112
this is their revenge on the rest of the world because we made fun of them with borat
>>67196562
I honestly hope Jon Jones gets his ass handed to him.
Lots of doubt that it will happen but fuck him.
>>67198085
>>67198094
how can blacks even compete
>>67198109
Im a bum who (You)'d your ass
>>67198085
Same. A dishonest, hypocritical sociopath. Not even really glad he's back to be honest, I hate the way he fights.
>>67198137
>JBJ's face
My sides
>>67196723
I have never been more disappointed to see a fellow witness on here.
Mostly because you are a conrad fan.
>You are just the fakest person
>That was a complete beating, of course.
>>67198208
my maid is a jehova witness and she didn't let her daughter do an important surgery because of some bullshit in your religion
explain yourselves
>>67198234
2 bongs
Yes
>>67198234
>>67198224
>>67198203
>>67198113
>>67198076
>>67198020
>>67197951
>>67197927
>>67197861
>>67198251
bump
DELETE THIS BUMP MEME
>>67198265
BUMp
>>67198256
>>67198251
>>67198275
sage
Why are the GOATs at lightweight all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
>>67197945
looks better with a beard desu
justed tuned back into EFN (watched the first two fights), have I missed any heems and/or memes?
>>67198307
yeah it hides a bit his monstrous gigantism chin
>>67198321
you missed an illegal soccer kick last round
It would be nice if these promotions in other countries would allow soccer-type kicks :(
Now he's been yellow carded, probably lost a significant amount of purse...
>>67198307
Everyone does desu.
>>67198307
>tfw can't grow a manly looking beard
should I heem myself?
>>67196293
>Cyborg
>135lbs
wut?
>>67198354
Is that Bryan Callen's younger brother?
>>67198321
Nothing major so far. Fights have been ok. Memeist thing so far was probably butterfly people for one of the entrances. The last Moscow card was fairly vanilla too, I suppose Moscow are their hometown "standard" cards while the ones in other cities are the more deluxe EFN experience.
>>67198352
how did you webm so fast
are stand ups in EFN too quick?
>>67198364
Get Rogaine and apply to face.
>>67198306
>Why are the best in the manlet divisions always from manlet countries
Gee I fucking wonder
>>67198381
Yeah I think they're a bit overly keen on putting the fight back in stance
>>67191538
Then what happened?
>Weezy during the round breaks
>>67198370
the last 3 fights of the card are pretty good. Pavlovich is an undefeated HW, Sarnavskiy is a good LW (although he got dominated by wrestling last fight) and Mokhnatkin is a solid LHW/HW prospect too
So close to a Total Heem!
not bad desu
https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/726111604564070400
does he post on /heem/?
>>67198420
Cuckold.
>>67198446
We talking mean or median here? The Kimbo/Dada show was probably a massive, massive outlier
>>67198459
he used to before I submitted him in 30 seconds. he's projecting onto conor desu
>>67196293
8,5 absorbed strikes per minute lmao she gunna die
Rare Ngannou and Asker
>>67198459
probably. everyone on heem thinks conor is scared of a press conference when in reality he fears losing and so wants to remain in flow of training to get better to avenge his loss in the match HE requested. except for the select few non cucks such as myself.
Any /FANZANTS/ around?
>>67198497
no one cares about
>black heavyweights
>>67198516
that woman on the right looks scary
>>67198516
would still do white blond girls anytime famalam
I used to think his nickname was "On Hell", cause they always got so into the Spanish pronunciation of "Angel".
