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First for /lgbt/
First for a Blues win tomorrow.
Second for /hm/.
Execute all Australians.
>>67193208
Autism
First for execute threadcunts
>>67193175
Exquisite OP
Simply perfect
Landers to come from behind to win it all
Why are Scots so genetically gifted? Look at that physique.
wait.. test
is there any yurop rugby on 'tonight'?
>>67193255
Deep fried mars bar diet
>>67193271
Treviso are playing Connacht in a game that is being described as 'happening this weekend'
>>67193255
It's just not fair
>>67193271
Munster v. Edinburgh playing, winner will qualify for Europe
Glasgow will forcibly sodomise Zebre until they can't move
>New Zealand has won 3 world cups
The following players were unavailable for selection due to injury:
Tyler Ardron - Knee
Lloyd Ashley – Knee
Dan Baker - Shoulder
Ashley Beck – Knee
Gareth Delve – Ankle
JJ Engelbrecht – Ankle
Ma’afu Fia – Toe
Jeff Hassler - Shoulder
Dafydd Howells – Hamstring
Paul James - Eye
Alun Wyn Jones - Foot
Marc Thomas - Knee
Justin Tipuric – Concussion
Just fuck my whole squad up.
>if Wales win a single game against New Zealand it will be the greatest moment in their sporting history
>>67193437
The series is literally in the bag for us. I thought we already booked this months ago when the NZ replacements for the retired guys are poo.
>>67193411
>Ospreys literally have no chance of making the top 6
COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHA
>Last win against the All Blecks
2015 - Australia
2014 - South Africa
2012 - England
2009 - France
1953 - Wales
Never - Everyone else
>>67193481
Course there's a chance if munster or edinburgh lose both their last games (probably edinburgh because they have to play munster and blues)
Scarlets ain't looking too hot either.
>>67188215
>>Friday 29 April
>19:35 Chiefs v Sharks Yarrow Stadium, New Plymouth
>23:05 Force v Bulls, nib Stadium, Perth
>>Saturday 30 April
>17:15 Blues v Rebels, Eden Park, Auckland
>19:35 Highlanders v Brumbies, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill
>21:40 Reds v Cheetahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>>Sunday 1 May
>3:05 Lions v Hurricanes, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
>
>5:10 Stormers v Waratahs, Newlands, Cape Town
>TBC Jaguares v Kings, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
>BYES: Crusaders, Sunwolves
>>67193175
Here is the game shit from the last thread you retard. I didn't watch any games because I was out drinking so I don't know the scores
What went wrong?
>>67193573
/rug/ needs more green chimpanzees
Reminder if you have an italian team in your last two games of the season you should off yourself. Just have a free 5 points.
Oh shit the force 'game' is already 20 minutes in
>>67193588
I just switched over from the Food Channel. Might switch back for man vs food
What went wrong??
>farce
How do you view your head to head on your phone? I don't see an option for it?
Fuck I'm a noob at this tipping shit
Did I win my h2h did I get the right score for my tip?
>this one memer
>>67193605
Sorry sis, you lost
>>67193614
Name and shame that cheeky cunt. GrandPersis is going for absolute glory or total humiliation.
>>67193619
I think I might have. Picked the Chiefs by 8. Should have stuck to my guns and picked them by 3 like I normally would but last week made me think it would be a bit more of a thrashing and by last week I mean when the blues played them
>>67193614
Performance so far (one game in)
>>67193605
I don't know who you are girl
>>67193684
My totally not ironic name that is super serious is "Kiwi_swag"
>>67193684
Also chur for sharing mate. Have never figured out how to see it on my phone
>>67193534
lol no, you need to overtake BOTH Munster and Edinburgh to get 6th
Jesus Christ British commericals are terrible.
Reminder that Rhodesia have beaten the All Blacks but Ireland hasn't. A country that doesn't even exist anymore.
>>67193809
Well we're just gonna take one game at a time, the squad is looking good and we've trained well this week. Hopefully we can put in a good performance for ourselves and the fans for the end of the season push.
>>67193848
As have Llanelli
>>67193875
Thanks for your time Alun, commiserations on missing out on Europe
Idea to reduce the amount of penaltyball
remove kicking tees from the game
or
Reduce all non-dangerous scrum offences to free kicks
GrandPersis here. If you want to laugh at me do it now. Doing a suicide soon.
>>67193920
All I'll say is: why?
>>67193905
You have to dropkick pens or just get someone to hold it?
>Reduce all non-dangerous scrum offences to free kicks
Think that would just lead to shitter scrums
>>67193848
Is there any comprehensive list anywhere of all of the midweek matches that New Zealand have lost on tours? I want to post it next time I see a Munster fan spouting shite.
>>67193937
Thought the Force were due a win and that the Bulls were overrated.
>>67193951
>You have to dropkick pens
this
>Think that would just lead to shitter scrums
I dunno, because you'd have packs actually competing for the ball rather than trying to force penalties.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/ceo-michael-jones-launches-workplace-investigation-into-behaviour-of-stephen-moore-scott-fardy/news-story/6ffdf7d7a41550d6ed712d804809dc54
What could it be? Don't they own a bar together?
Any Britbongs coming to NZ for the Lions tour?
I've got a spare room at my house if you need accomodation.
>>67193979
just force hookers to hook
>>67193984
Michael Jones just being a shitcunt. He tried to claim whistleblower status and continue to operate on the board like nothing had happened.
>Turn on Force v Bulls
>Bulls score a try instantly
For fuck sake
>>67194012
>just force hookers to hook
I dunno about that really, because you should still be able to win scrums with pure muscle. Enforcing straight put-ins, yes. I'd also have the scrum half direct the scrum
>>67193957
Not that I've ever seen.
>>67193979
A weak scrum would just try to get away with infringing all the time
The Force don't deserve to lose by this much
>>67194080
>A weak scrum would just try to get away with infringing all the time
So? Then they concede a free kick and lose territory. The problem is scrums and breakdowns have become exercises in trying to get penalty goals, which should only be a secondary part of the game. Ideally I'd like to see far fewer laws around the ruck as well
>>67193984
>Fardy, a Brumbies board member
Force will be gone from Super Rugby within 3 years
now I'm never gonna get dem bonus points
>>67194115
At least you got the win point
>>67193999
What games you going to lad? I'm going to Blues / Maori AB's / Chiefs / AB's in Auckland x2.
>>67194077
That's a shame. I know a few French and Welsh clubs have beaten them but I need a list of dates and results to assuage my autism.
>>67194132
Best you get cracking then mate --> http://stats.allblacks.com/
>>67193999
What does the room smell like?
>>67193957
The best I can find is this
http://www.sporcle.com/games/georgieburgess/all-blacks-defeats
>>67194153
Imagine a rape dungeon, only rapier.
RUGBY LEAGE
>this is force's 11th season
>only 2 of them were winning seasons
>>67194103
which ones would you get rid of
>>67194191
hugecock couldnt carry them forever
>>67194149
Cheer cuz, that's exactly the sort of thing I was looking for.
Might make a list when I'm finished my exams.
lmao can they do anything right
>>67194192
hands in the ruck and the tackled player must release the ball.
keep the laws about sealing off etc but encourage contest for the ball
>>67194161
>>67194214
Here you go.
>>67194161
>>67194214
>>67194249
I got 118/158 in the time allocated.
>>67194237
>tackled player must release the ball
wut. If you get rid of that, turning the ball over will become pretty much impossible
>>67194249
You got Alpes Selection?
>>67194263
Yeah, I meant to say within a certain time (say a use it call from the ref)
I'm basically just thinking how to reduce the number of penalties and stop the over-officiating
>>67194292
But that's already effectively in place, refs will wait a second or two before blowing a turnover
>>67194271
Old mate Pierre at Le Verre à Soi down in Grenoble wouldn't shut up about it when I was there.
>two players fighting over the consolation try
Why the fuck are we being autosaged?
>>67194161
>>67194249
Well that was an interesting little diversion.
>>67194161
>>67194249
Back to the books now
>>67194378
we're not?
>>67194378
uwot
Posting this again.
Pro 12, Round 21 for anyone interested.
>Friday 29th April
19:30 Benetton Treviso v Connacht, Stadio Monigo
19:35 Glasgow Warriors v Zebre Rugby, Scotstoun Stadium
19:35 Munster Rugby v Edinburgh Rugby, Irish Independant Park
>Saturday 30th April
14:30 Cardiff Blues v Ospreys, Principality Stadium
15:00 Ulster Rugby v Leinster Rugby, Kingspan Stadium
17:00 Newport Gwent Dragons v Scarlets, Principality Stadium
>>67194398
Why the fuck did you try to black out the tabs when you can still clearly read them and the websites aren't even the slightest bit personal or embarrassing
>>67194471
It was a joke about him cheating la
>>67194470
Treviso
Glasgow
Munster
Blues
Ulster
Scarlets
>>67194470
>Monigo
I read that as 'Stadio Mongio' and burst out laughing
>>67194506
I doubt Treviso will beat Connacht but apart from that I agree.
>>67194521
Yea that's how I read it first too.
By the way I'm not sure if the two Welsh games really are being played at the same stadium on the same day, but that's what the pro 12 website said.
>>67194566
double header at the millennium faam
>>67194677
Is everyone in Wales going?
We're being autosaged lads
Uh oh
So what was the greatest ever centre partnership?
>>67195362
Tapuai-Fainga'a
>>67195362
hens and shanks
Brazil x Kenya in 18th of June at Macapá
Winner shall get Hemispheres' Cup (reference to Macapá stadium, halved by equator putting a side in a different hemisphere)
>>67195671
will the game change styles based on which half they're in?
>>67195362
Morrison - De Luca
>>67195761
kek
>>67195362
Riki Flutey & Shontayne Hape circa England 2010
Why are we being autosaged?
>>67195918
this is a shit meme m8
>>67195930
So how come both our posts didn't bump the thread?
And we were autosaged yesterday around 350 posts in.
>>67195918
Page 1 (one)
>>67195945
STOP
>>67195955
We're stuck on page 3 right now.
>>67195988
No we're fluctuating between 1-3. Autosaging would put us way further down.
Tips for tomorrow?
>>67196013
Only if other threads keep getting bumped and created.
>>67196016
fuck, disregard that name
>>67196016
bels
landers
reds
loins
tahs
jags
Just give us the title already
What's this guys story?
>>67196016
Nice name, fag. I see you are too retarded to put your thread title in the subject field, and even more retarded for forgetting to remove it from the name field.
Should just commit suicide desu.
>>67196016
Poos by 24
Whylaanders by 12
Speds by 6
Loins by 14
Stormers by 18
Jaguars by 56
>>67196065
He comes from a long line of ethnic kiwis
>>67196066
only half right. i double up and put it in both name and subject.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/ceo-michael-jones-launches-workplace-investigation-into-behaviour-of-stephen-moore-scott-fardy/news-story/6ffdf7d7a41550d6ed712d804809dc54
> THE Brumbies scandal has taken a dramatic twist with revelations that under-fire chief executive Michael Jones has launched a workplace investigation into the behaviour of senior players Stephen Moore and Scott Fardy
wut
>>67196044
You aren't going to win.
>>67196196
>>67196044
Has anyone ever won the celtic league back-to-back? I don't recall they have
>>67196223
I think Leinster did it in 2012/13 and 2013/14
Would need to double check tho.
>>67196223
>>67196282
Yea Leinster got to the Final 5 years in a row and won it back to back in 2013 and 2014
>>67196196
How mad will you be when Glasgow crush Leinster in the final?
>>67195761
perhaps
>>67196391
Is Kenya a normal-tier opponent for you or is it biggish
>>67196386
Not that mad considering they'll be crushing Glasgow in their home semi-final.
>>67196440
whatever you say lad :)
>>67196470
Hey, good luck to you tho, hope it's a good game :)
>>67196525
fuck you, I bet you stay silent for the kicker and call the ref 'sir' you fuckken cuck
>>67196525
How could Glasgow defending their title in style ever not be?
>>67196622
Not giving the person beside you a dead arm for talking during a kick.
british posters: do you assume everyone is from your specific country or from england?
>>67196413
Currently Kenya is #28 and Brazil is #37
There's one only match between them played in 2011. Kenya won by 27-25 at Dubai.
>>67197050
You can kind of tell which are which mostly. I like to falseflag a lot when I get BTFO :^)
>>67196192
to summarise
>brumbies have fuck all fans, maybe like 11k average, yet can afford 12 starting wallabies if everyones fit.
>they owned land until recently
>sold their land that was independently valued at 6million, for 10 million.
>sold to the ACT uni which is heavily linked with the club, including a 99 year lease to use training grounds still on the land
>ceo says, hey somethings really fucking fishy with that
>literally calls the Australian Federal Police on his own club
>the board tries to kick him out, but he gets an injunction against everyone, the board, the players, the coach, the ACT uni.
>meanwhile Fed Police are still investigating (and going to pretty hard on it as well)
These are the facts.
Now heres my best guess.
Someone arranged to sell the land at above market rate, and whoever at the uni who Ok'ed it, got a fat brown paper bag full of cash.
The players probably got some cash along the way as well because there is no way a team with that many internationals would be able to stick together with the shit pay they would be getting.
>>67194191
>tfw no drawing seasons
>>67197050
This >>67197213 to be honest,
I'm fairly certain I'm the only Ulster poster tho I could be wrong. You can always tell if they are Scottish or Welsh or English.
>>67194132
It'll be somewhere on Wikipedia.
>>67193848
Didn't the All Blacks lose to Munster?
>It's an awful away kit episode
>>67198752
>>67195362
nonu+smith obviously
I always used to look forwards to seeing mauger+umaga
What are Edinburgh wearing?
Can anyone see the Edinburgh team? I can't see them on the pitch.
>>67195362
G.. BOD ;) and the Dorsh.
>>67199125
Can't see their defence for sure
>>67199240
>>67193684
Lel my face is on 4chins
Treviso pushing Connacht hard...
>>67199493
Umm well they lost.
>>67199581
>Losing to Treviso
>People will unironically claim they can win the title
COULDN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
They actually did it, they lost to Treviso, the absolute madmen.
>backs running to caress the fat smelly props every time they win a scrum penalty
Literally the worst thing in the modern game
HE
COULD
HAVE
DOID
Connacht fans on suicide watch then?
Did they have their youth team playing or has the west just fallen asleep again?
>>67196016
gonna cheekily tip the rebels this week lads
>Glasgow 70
>Zebre 10
>>67200840
>Nakarawa hatrick
You just KNOW it was one of those games.
>>67200840
>Connacht lose to TREVISO
>FUCKING TREVISO
>Glasgow put a record score on Zebre with a B team
Reminder that Glasgow are getting a home semi final and then are winning the whole thing.
>>67200639
delet this.
Why's it so hard to copy paste the fixtures/ scores into the OP?
Isn't making an OP for the community, not the individual?
Why is the OP used as a medium for fucks to try and be amusing?
Why is everyone fucking 19?
>>67201764
Because a lot of our op at the moment are made by /nrl/ fags that are upset we have not been sent to /asp/
>>67201764
Who's 19?
>>67201801
The last one (abandoned) was shitposter Fatt, but this one is just pure laziness.
>>67201824
the cunt who made this shitty OP.
>>67194506
Correct so far
>>67201932
I am literally a GOD m8. Just be glad I didn't sign up for the Super Rugby bru.
>>67201932
how many rounds to go?
>>67201963
This weekend is round 21 of 22
>>67201963
>>67202130
Yep then the play offs.
>>67202186
Ulster
Glasgow
Leinster
Connacht
What order do you think they'll end up?
Thinking of going to bed lads
>>67202577
Catch you later mate
>>67202494
I was going,
Connacht
Leinster
Glasgow
Ulster
Ulster v Leinster in the final
but after Connachts mishap I'm not entirely sure. It could still end up that way.
>tfw unstoppable
The good guys are going to win again
>>67202620
Thanks pal, night
>>67202634
It's all down to the strength and conditioning.
>>67202783
Amazing what the true Arvans can pull off
>>67202623
I think:
1. Leinster
2. Glasgow
3. Connacht
4. Ulster
>>67202892
1. Connacht - 73 points
2. Leinster - 72 points
3.Glasgow - 72 points
4. Ulster - 68 points
My top 4 prediction
>>67202783
It's like chiselled marble
>>67203815
>Connacht
>Beating Glasgow
top kek m8
>>67203837
Based on the way things went today i'd agree that Glasgow should win, but I think the fear of Pat Lam killing them will help the Connacht team to win, it'll be close tho and the losing team will come away with a losing bonus point at least.
Connacht shall commit the crime
went to jim jefferies last night lads.
>>67196016
Poos by 8
Landers by 5
Cheetos by 13
Hurricanes by 10
Stormers by 7
Jags by 10
>>67205438
Based WalkGod
>>67196016
Azuis 23x32 Rebeldes
Highlânderes 35x30 Brumbys
Vermelhos 20x46 Chefes
Leões 19x31 Furacões
Tempestuosos 25x16 Telopeas
Onças 41x23 Reis
>>67205630
Chefes played last night sis. That's the Cheetahs.
>>67196016
Blues 12-
Highlanders 13+
Reds 12-
Hurricanes 12-
Stormers 12-
Jags 12-
Who else going to a mates place and watching the double header with some dinner and drinks?
>>67210239
I'm going to a fancy restaurant with my gf
>>67197404
has australian rugby always been a corrupt den of iniquity?
>that gap between reds-chetohs and loins-canes
>>67210239
Going to reds v Cheetos.
>>67210816
Since 2003.
>>67212814
taking the stripper?
Blues halves better start playing well. Rest of the team has figured it out about time those fags put in a performance
>>67212867
>taking a stripper to your 30 year platinum members seats
Lad.
I hope the next smug cunt who comments "That pass was forward" when they see a video or gif of a try gets acid splashed in their face.
>>67212972
why don't you kick for a draw, after taking a dive you pathetic fuck.
>>67213587
Blues have always been the biggest cheats in super rugby from the coaching staff to the players. Only difference now is they used to call it playing"Hollywood" instead of diving.
>>67213307
Well to be fair as long as the ball leaves your hands backwards the pass can travel forward. So they could be saying the truth just that's not a reason to dis alow the try
>>67213781
Thats a funny way to spell crusaders
Bloos-Bels is sooner than I expected
>>67213962
>mfw seeing this SEETHING rage at the most successful team in Super Rugby history
>>67213781
And yet when Kearnsy said this NZ got triggered as fuck and demanded an apology.
>>67214080
Of course, how can you continue blatantly cheating without absolute denial
>>67214054
>hasn't won a title this decade
Dead team is dead
already seven beers deep lads
>>67214117
But >we're gonna win one in three months :^)
>>67214205
cumsaders will choke the final to the landers to be frank lad
>>67214205
Now THIS is a good joke
>>67214121
Might make a protein shake tbqh
Anyone here for the game lads?
what the FUCK should i have for dinner lad
>>67214488
>>67214488
Red Rooster.
>>67214488
vegetarian pizza
>>67214488
Burger fuel
L M F A O
>bloos
KEK
who was the top tier retard who chucked the ball back into play instead of taking touch
fucking blues KEK
>Parkinsons
>>Try to the Rebels already
God damn it Blues
Has anybody got a stream for the Asian Rugby Championship match with Japan v South Korea in 45 minutes?
>>67214716
the fat smelly hooker
Lads what do you think my multi?
>Bulls
>Blues
>Highlanders
>Reds
>Lions
>Waratahs
>Jags
paying $20.23 :^)
>>67214830
gonna give you a cheeky (You) when the poos lose
>>67214830
>Picking the Tahs playing the Stormers at home
Why
>>67193564
thanks, OP should pooicide
>>67214873
watched the stormers play gentleben's reds,wasn't too impressed. also tahs are playing a lot better than they were
>>67214830
Stormers have the easiest draw in the comp, are playing at home, and the ref and tv footage guys are crooked as fuck.
Tahs have no hope of winning.
So far parsons has given away 8 points on his own
ref missed a massive forward pass there
>>67215006
this
Parsons back to -3 points
Hodge the next Mortlock?
>>67214736
try vipbox, they usually have streams for asian matches as well
but why? sounds like almost certainly a one sided belting against the Koreans
Rebs 1v1 tackling has been fucking atrocious
kaino got that mana lads
>>67215101
The Chiefs have already played and I have fuck all to watch until the LEI v MCU football game tonight,
>Blues taking the logical option instead of retarded miracle offload
wut
>>67215101
I'm using livetv.sx and there are no links there. VIPBOX is basically the same website, but with piss poor anti-adblock measures.
Way to telegraph that chip Ihia you wank
FLOODGATES
>this 'tackling' from ellison
Inman when?
>>67215161
>LEI v MCU
>tonight
got some bad news for you lad
