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GO PERDS
>>67191468
This is surprisingly accurate.
Stars are winning the cup and there's nothing you or your memes can do to stop it
hockeys lit pham
>>67191499
lmao
>>67191528
>Finnish goaltending
>PONGS
I'm pretty psyched to finally get to watch the Sharks again tomorrow. GO SHARKS!
>analheim boipussies
>mighty cucks
>ever winning a game 7 on home ice
>smoked reindeer
>>67191951
>not liking smoked reindeer
>Get home
>That arena name
I want to die
>>67192061
>mad
>at a fucking pizza
>>67191951
>fork and napkin on right side of placemat
Pizza?
>>67192098
>crust with sauce meat and cheese
>a name for an arena of an extremely successful O6 franchise
>>67192061
At least it's staying with Illitch and not the AT&T Comcast Verizon Bank of America arena. I'm not mad.
>>67192142
Can you imagine if Mike makes the combo mambo song the new goal song.
>>67192160
Not really, but only because the Wings have never been that memey. That's some sunbelt type shit.
>>67192160
holy fucking shit picturing this is too much
>>67192193
>>67192181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh9Oet7GJI
BITE BITE
SIP SIP
>>67192160
lmfao please let this become reality
>>67192181
A FUCKING PIZZA
Instead of faceoff dots, giant pepperonis
>>67192254
Stop anon my sides can't take this
>but I can take a side of a 4 piece tasty crazy bread for the low price of $3.99
>>67192294
Tbf Little Caesar's pizza is the best drunk pizza by far.
>mfw getting a slice of delicious hot-n-ready pizza at the Detroit Marinara Wing game
>mfw the stars win the cup
Huomenta
>>67192372
>stars
>out of the second round
>it's 5am go to bed
>>67192374
Päivää
>>67192389
TSUU
Hand over the memes!
Every day
>>67192380
>salty af hawks fan
https://twitter.com/washcaps/status/725879267830206464
Are you fucking memeing me with this pass?
>>67191951
Damn, that sounds nice. Never had one of those.
>>67192789
If dreams can come true, memes can too
>>67191905
At least they've won a cup, more than your shit team can say
>mfw Laine-Barkov duo in the World Championships
>Laine-Barkov-MiG / Jokinen
>mfw Finns are hyped as fuck about the World Championships
>they don't remember how assfucked we got by the refs in the past 2 tournaments
>making easy money by betting Finland not getting to the final
Thank you based Koibust, you made me a lot of money by joining the team
good morning finland i'm ready for todays memes
>>67193162
Finland is fucking gay.
>>67193199
Leave Suomi alone!
This whole little caesers thing is really dumb. The Red Wings were my go to example of a team with an actual stadium name instead of a billboard
>>67193149
>Tournament in Russia
Refpuck will be epic
>>67192080
Not him, but i prefer it that way as a right-handed person so i can more easily access the fork and napkin.
Why should it be on the left?
>>67192142
I love this excuse. Why the fuck so you care that it's the owner's other company? Does that really smooth the transition from having a non-corporate cuck stadium named after a famous local figure to having a stadium named after a nigger-tier pizza joint?
The mental gymnastics and excuse-making by Wings fans is incredible. Why the fuck would it matter that the billionaire who owns your team happens to own the pizza place? If anything that makes it a jew move.
>>67191951
it's really good tbqh
>>67193497
Are you retarded? There are, I believe, two non-corporate arenas left in the NHL at this point and I don't think there's any in the NFL. That's just how modern arenas are. Stop shitposting and making drama where there is none m8.
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I think bergeron wins his 4th selke this year. It'll be close though kopitar might edge him out.
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NHL, NHLPA have agreed to expansion draft rules, concpet. Doesn't mean expansion happens but major hurdle cleared, including no move clause
>>67194270
I expanded into your mom last night f a m
>>67194298
Vittuun Vammanen
>>67194310
paskapää
LETS GO BLUES
>>67194316
>>67194347
>>67193803
With memes you win
>>67194306
>>67194316
>>67194359
Barkov confirmed to post at /hoc/
>google NHL draft lottery
>first pic result is dedmonton
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BETTMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Rags
>Kongs
>Cucks
>Blackcucks
Webm related
Go pizza wings!
>>67194434
Forgot pic
>>67194518
Pizza looks good as fug
>tfw on keto
>>67194518
Now please welcome your team...........
The Detroit Red Hot Chicken Wings!
>>67194573
>meme diets
>>67194573
>meme diets
I bet you're a sunbelter too
>>67194589
>eating the saccharidic jew
>>67194392
I thought the memeland circlejerk would do it
>>67194589
This Jesus Christ. Go to the gym and eat what you want fucking faggots.
The only proper diet is to keep halal
Sure is infidel in here today
>>67194715
would need to pull up some more sophisticated circlejerking than some 10 ppl from /hoc/
I've got a fat fucking dick that has more chance of getting sucked dry than the Cucks have of wining ANYTHING
>go to hershey bears game last night
>they lose in 3OT
>watch pens game on phone and tv during intermission
>rush home to see pens lose in OT
yesterday was not very fun
>good ol Minnesota boy gets a hat trick to beat the evil pens
TYBTJ
>>67194518
Get ready for another deep! deep! dish powerplay folks!
>>67194926
>rooting for hershey
>also rooting for pittsburgh
????????
>>67194938
>TJ """""Hattrick""""" Yoshi
>>67194952
Pittsburgh sports fan but I'm from hershey. The bears used to be with the flyers, avs, pens, wings, lightning, amd the caps so Id be wasting my time if I just liked their NHL team of that decade
>>67194938
He's from Washington though.....
>>67193547
>e-everyone else is doing it
Has zero to do with my post you deflecting detoilet faggot.
>>67194989
he was born in washington, raised/went to school in minnesota
>>67194989
Honorary since he came here during high school.
Went to warroad n won state which probably pissed chubbs off lel
>Viktor Lööv
>plays for the Leafs/Marlies
>the name Lööv derives from the word löv, which is swedish for leaf
>Leaf playing for Leafs
Is it destiny?
>>67195037
>>67195070
Ok then Patrape Kane is Canadian then
>>67195121
>a fucking leaf
>>67195070
lel ecksdee
>>67195132
>leaf in charge of logic
no wonder you elected that cuck
>>67195147
You're a leaf :(
>>67195167
But he played in the ohl tho
>pedosotan logic
>>67195070
So, Toews is minnesotan too?
>>67195179
he played youth hockey for honeybaked longer than he played in the ohl
>>67195179
Pedesota is just trying to pad their player stats. We all know Oshie isn't a true Minnesotan. He was born in Washington.
>>67195194
Fuck off toes is canadian we don't want him
>>67195208
>mfw hawks would have 0 (zero) cups without him
>>67195217
>>>>>
Wew lad
Give the hawks any #1 c to replace him and they'd be fine
Reminder that the only reason the Predators advanced is because of massive refpuck
>>67195217
>23 (twenty three) years and Canada still has 0 (zero) cups
>>67195227
(you)
>>67195240
And lack of scoring from the analslime cucks
tfw no panthers gf
>>67195240
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67195208
Lmao, Oshie isn't minnesotan
>>67195246
Thank you for your fantastic analysis John Johnson
>>67195227
>kadri
Is this our year?
>>67194813
t. Pedosota
>>67195203
And oshie played in Seattle for ten years
>>67195271
The moment you think that it is will be the moment they lose. So keep your hopes as low as possible
>>67195262
I'm not a pedostan either I just don't want canadians lumping toes in with americans like they always try to
>mad at Minnesotan scoring
>>67195271
I dunno if it is or not, but that's definitely my new gf.
tfw spee will never ever cease to be mad at the kings
is Bettman on suicide watch?
>>67195324
>getting swept in 1
>>67195298
If you don't want Toews to be minnesotan you can't clam Oshie tbf
>>67195350
I just fucking told you I'm not the pedo that said he was
>you can only post if your team has won a stanley cup
>pedosotans trying to move young boys across state lines
WEW
E
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>SAP
>>67195366
Daily reminder that all non original 6 teams are completely and utterly irrelevant.
>>67195364
that you did
>>67195366
senpai
>>67195388
I get it now. Canadians think the team that loses gets to move on, thats why they all lost in the regular season
>>67195392
But the o6 teams are all shit and irrelevant??
?????
>>67195407
DUDE
IF YOU LOSE
YOU WIN
T.cuckdeau
>>67195392
>rags
>>67195431
Burgers sure love to /pol/ post
>>67195319
>canada out
>rags out
>chiraq out
>kongs out
How is he not?
>>67195456
>being literally this mad at sandwiches
>>67195456
Gets boring winning all these cups
>>67195481
He still gets to ruin the draft by giving Edmonton the first pick.
>>67195485
>celebrates other teams success
That's really embarrassing anon.
Is there a state more cucked than Pennsylvania at the moment?
Will they ever recover?
>>67192833
Nick we know you're Sweedish, you can turn the proxy off anytime now
>>67195492
McDavid needs his Messier.
>>67195509
lmao you said cuck
>>67195518
>implying the 2 autistic betas resemble any modicum of Messiers alpha personality
Did that one anon ever make a cucks elimination collage?
>>67195535
>not sure if you are referring to McMeme and Matthews or Pulju and Laine
If the former, I have to agree.
>>67195553
All of them to be honest. They're good players but don't even come close to the leadership Messier provided.
>>67195568
>yfw Pulju makes a Lays potato chip commercial
>>67195589
>>67195568
Laine actually had his "guarantee" of sorts in the WJC. I could see him develop into a clutch on the ice leader. At the very least you can say him and Pulju have actual personalities unlike the Monahans of the world.
>>67195604
That last second goal to tie it up against car parts was bretty gud
>>67195604
I don't think how good a player is has any relevance to being a good captain. It's all about your personality and desire to win. Messier was arguably one of best captains ever, yet I'm not sure I would even put him in the top 10 best players of all time.
>>67195518
But I thought Messier wanted to be his Messier, that's why he keeps calling him.
>"Connor, you there?"
>>67195548
fuck off
>>67195637
t. assmad cucks fan
>>67195650
its getting pretty underage in here
>>67195655
I bet you're going to call me reddit next, just accept the fact that your shit team can't handle game sevens and your coach is an old baby who chokes on his pacifier
>>67195655
>game 7 at home
>doubting the bird
>>67195694
>Chokeatoo
>>67195683
>no cups ever
wew enjoy getting swept by the Shorks
>>67195702
>Chicumguzzler
>>67195680
How the fuck is this Bruce's fault? He doesn't play. This is all on the players not the coach. It's an easy way out to fire the coach but who the fuck replaces him? Cameron? There comes a time when you have to realize it's the player failing to get it done.
>>67195633
I will agree with you there. But do you think Messier was born a leader or did it require some age and hardship to become a guy with authority. Because to me, you need to have both to become a guy like Messier.
>>67195703
I don't think anyone hears you, you should be more louder
>>67195712
His coaching record is 1-7 in game 7s with two different teams, that's pretty indicative of being unable to handle it
>>67195703
Enjoy your postseason, Cuck.
>>67195680
>>67195683
DUDE wheres that collage I need to repost it on reddit
>>67195712
>It's not the coachs fault
If a specific HC has a history of having his teams choke with the amount of talent he has, it's probably the coach. Players can only do so much
>>67195749
lel
>>67195727
Its difficult to change a personality. People are who they are. The meme thing to do in the nhl is just give it to the best player which makes no fucking sense. I'm sure as you age you accrue confidence but leadership skills in my opinion aren't garnered. You either have the attribute or you don't.
>>67195749
I bet the collage guy is a cucks fan
I don't even watch hockey but /hoc/ threads are the best.
>>67195744
And how well has Washington done since Bruce left? Second round is the best they've done. The ducks made the WCF lastyear and lost to the Stanley cup champs. Fuck this coach meme.
>>67195778
>>67195801
You forgot to mention that they choked in game 7 of the WCF because they got totally outcoached by quenneville despite having home ice. This year will be the test as to wether or not the craps are chokers forever
>>67195830
The Crapitols are the chokemasters supreme, they will not falter.
>>67195830
>comparing Q who is considered one of the best of all time to boudreau
That's unfair. Coach Q would have done that to almost anyone.
>>67195778
Who do you think will go first in the draft
>>67195856
Avs?
>>67195852
Then what the fuck kind of argument are you trying to make?
>you can't blame the coach
>fuck this coach meme
>well he was the better coach so of course they won
"Yeah we lost another game 7 at home for the 4th straight year, but you know what? I'm proud of every single one of you. I don't want to see any of your heads hanging boys.
Now come one, who wants Häagen-Dazs guys!? Anyone?! No? Come on!
Well maybe on the way out?
>>67195869
Oh boy I guess all other coaches should be fired too then because they would be outmatched against one of the best in the league. You're a moron.
>>67195518
Who is Mcdavids Lowe?
>>67195900
Did I ever say he should be fired? I was mocking the ducks for shitting the bed for the fourth straight year you idiot
>>67195887
such is life an an LA sport fan
>>67195292
I'm absolutely doing this with the caps. I feel bad after a loss because it's a loss, I feel bad after a win because the letdown will just hurt more when they choke. Despite them being a great team and probably the favorite I have no expectations. Even if they are raising the cup I may still feel guarded.
>>67195932
If you're going to back pedal I'm no longer interested in debating.
>>67195769
Do you think there are young guys in the league who have that alpha male winner type personality? Guys who can become leaders of the highest order.
>>67195948
Someone will probably drop it on the ice
>>67195948
you got to believe sempai
>>67195727
Pretty sure he was born a bald autistic faggot
>>67195958
Yeah, you have no argument so shut the fuck up
>>67195965
Its more difficult to tell when their at a certain age because of how timid they are in the NHL for the first years. But at the same time you should be able to pick up and notice whether or not a player has leadership qualities to them. They progress with age and experience in the NHL.
>>67195985
What's his name?
>>67195778
Thanks we try
honk honk
>>67195965
Pulju
>>67195921
They will give some of their forward surplus to a team who can't protect all their dmen in the expansion draft. So let's say Hanifin.
hello yes where are the memes i was promised
>>67196002
To me Ekblad is the next Panthers' captain and could very well become a guy like that.
>>67195975
Probably Chimera with his shitty stonehands
>>67196046
>>67196046
You have to give to get anon
>>67195702
heh
>>67196009
How is this guy one of the fastest skaters in the league? He looks like your average r9k poster yet he put 6 or 7 SOG last night. It makes no sense
>>67196053
Yeah its very possible. Stamkos, pacioretty, Henrik sedin, Nick Foligno, karlsson, McDonagh, backes aren't the best fit for captains. I'm still questioning whether or not ovie is a good captain. It's honestly a hard thing to do.
As a leafs fan, I keep hearing Rielly will be the next captain which makes me cringe because he's the polar opposite of a captain. He's way too quiet and doesn't have a killer instinct quality.
>>67196011
Beep beep
>>67196102
Inertia
>>67196146
that just means that he'd take more energy to accelerate tho
Maata is the worst defenceman in NHL right after Ristolainen.
Holy shit when the finnish choker gene kicks in right after their rookie season.
>>67196129
From what I've understood Steve Yzerman was a quiet guy but lead the team like a total warrior on ice. Do you think he was not fit to be a captain?
>>67196177
(you)
>>67196177
karlsson and lundpads have been much better in the playoffs
>>67196167
He's a big guy
>>67196254
To me that comes down to who would you prefer. An outgoing alpha who asserts himself is someone I would pick over a guy who's quiet. I do think however quiet guys can be good captains I would just rather the former. I can give you an example of John Tavares. I have immense respect for him and he's a great captain. Also another guy who is quiet.
>>67196129
>as a leafs fan
Opinion discarded
>>67196300
>rags
>>67196316
Thanks a lot anon. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
>>67196302
f=ma U
RIP MY C INTO PIECES
>>67196254
What it takes to be captain
>go to more practices and workouts than everyone else
>dont be really shitty or really young
>don't be afraid to call out faggots for being faggots
>handle the team and coach interactions
>speak english and don't have bad autism
>>67196348
Decent list. I would also add that they better back up what they preach. Don't be calling out others if youre shitting the bed. Lead by example.
>>67196129
Komarov should be the stop gap for Pulju desu
>>67196372
>Lead by example
This fiddy times. Same goes for the army, nothing worse than a squad or platoon leader who never lifts a finger himself.
Who is objectively the best captain in the NHL?
>>67196419
gary bettman
>>67196372
Yeah I thought going to the most practices and not being shitty covered that. One to add would be to not take stupid penalties like angry russians tend to do
>>67196419
My vote will always go to toes
>>67196436
Gary Bettman is a saint
>>67196436
Canada is good
Matthews 1st ovr
>>67196444
Holy shit checked
>>67196444
>>67196436
>>67196444
Pottery
>>67196445
>being a canacück
>>67196453
>jewish skeletal trips
Spoopy
What's its name again?
>>67196487
boop
>>67196487
Honkey "Obstructed View" Wheels
>>67196487
forced
>>67196419
Pavelski
bitch nigga
>>67196519
chad did nothing wrong
>>67196419
Tavares, Pavelski and Koivu showed up in the playoffs. Pavelski was actually able to captain the shorks to the 2nd round. Gotta give him credit for that.
Habs are winning the cup
Cap it
>>67196515
>Best leader
>ZERO cuparoonies
I think not
It's the shorkz year desu.
Did you see hitch take that timeout with fucking thirty seconds left and then not talk to any of his players? What a shit coach
>>67196559
He just wanted to keep Tarasenko sitting longer.
>>67196552
>implying it's not their year
Smdh kanada u baka
>>67196519
SOMEONE FUCK THIS CHAD UP HE DISHONORS AMERICAN COLOR HIS SHIT PLAY STYLE.
>>67196559
Can't ditch the Hitch
Blues will sweep the stars and get stomped by the sharks desu
