>Friday 29 April
19:35 Chiefs v Sharks Yarrow Stadium, New Plymouth
23:05 Force v Bulls, nib Stadium, Perth
>Saturday 30 April
17:15 Blues v Rebels, Eden Park, Auckland
19:35 Highlanders v Brumbies, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill
21:40 Reds v Cheetahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>Sunday 1 May
3:05 Lions v Hurricanes, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
5:10 Stormers v Waratahs, Newlands, Cape Town
TBC Jaguares v Kings, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
BYES: Crusaders, Sunwolves
Pro 12, Round 21 for anyone interested.
>Friday 29th April
19:30 Benetton Treviso v Connacht, Stadio Monigo
19:35 Glasgow Warriors v Zebre Rugby, Scotstoun Stadium
19:35 Munster Rugby v Edinburgh Rugby, Irish Independant Park
>Saturday 30th April
14:30 Cardiff Blues v Ospreys, Principality Stadium
15:00 Ulster Rugby v Leinster Rugby, Kingspan Stadium
17:00 Newport Gwent Dragons v Scarlets, Principality Stadium
Why do you consistently make new threads when there already are threads
Especially since this is a carbon copy of the one that was deleted
Saged and reported
>>67188215
There's already a thread, you fucking autistic retard.
Superior thread Tbh
>>67188302
>waaah
that's all I got from that.
stay in your /nrl/ shitpost thread, no problem.
I honestly lost track of time and didn't even realise it was friday until just now.
>>67188302
Because we don't like the shit OP some NRL fag made
>>67188344
and you're very welcome to stay there. This is the super rugby thread for super rugby fans.
>pathetic crybabbies make a duplicate thread (against the global roles) because the OP hurt their feelings
Yep, /rug/ is dead
>>67188302
>>67188344
>>67188449
gtfo then cuntstick
>>67188456
You should be permabanned for flooding, crybabby
Nth for based Gentleben
>>67188495
You should have the living shit stomped out of you, and I'd be more than fucking glad to, pussy.
>>67188519
WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>67188544
back to your containment thread.
>calling anyone a pussy
>after you just made a duplicate thread because the OP hurt your feelings
you could not even dream of making this up
>>67188449
>>67188495
>>67188580
>being this enraged on 4chan
>>67188519
Am i the only one who casually strolls thru these threads avin a giggle reading these posts in the accent that is aus/nz? Fuxkikn kek lads
>>67188580
He'll make a new thread to complain in, lol
>>67188580
>>67188699
I'll say it again just so it's really clear, you don't need to be here. The other thread will suit your purposes.
>>67188449
>waaaaaah waaaaaah global rules
I think yo7 will find that this thread that has the times of matches is the official /rug/ the other one is the imposter thread
>OH MY GOD NO PLEASE NOT MY MANGRAB DISCUSSION THREADS BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS ANYTHING BUT THAT
kek
Based Daniel
I'm literally the saddest cunt in NZ.
>>67188867
That's not how you use the name peewee_fag
>>67188867
>>67188847
>>67188842
Based Elitespouter
Should I watch this sport?
>>67188917
Yeah sis, become a chiefs fan if you are intelligent and handsome
>>67188878
If we'd known you'd get so hilariously angry, it would've been done sooner.
>>67188940
>PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE SUPPORT MY TEAM MR BSA
>>67188886
Are you implying he is me?
t. Kiwi_swag
>>67188940
I would rather support an underdog meme team like the Sunwolves 2bh
>>67188917
watch league instead; it's for dumb fucks.
>>67178349
>>67188917
Yes
Here's a quick rundown of the teams and which ones you should support
>Blues
pick them if you like suffering and being delusional
>Chiefs
pick them if you're a bandwagoning faggot
>Hurricanes
pick them if you like meme players and never ever winning a title
>Crusaders
pick them if you are based, muscular, intelligent or all of the above
>Highlanders
pick them if you like spamming pictures of slags during all matches
>Sunwolves
pick them if you're a weeb
There are no other teams.
>>67188944
>I literally don't understand
Not surprised, you sound like you're thick as shit.
>>67188970
Chiefs are an underdog team because they're from Hamilhole but are redeemed because the area also includes TauranGOAT and Mt MaunGODnui
>>67189013
>blues at the top
yess
>>67189018
Yum
>>67189045
I leld
>my bait thread got btfo
>i'll post nasty webums in retaliation
sure is patrician in here
>>67188215
Chiefs
Bulls
Blues
Highlanders
Cheetos
Lions
Stormers
tßh
>>67189053
me on the left
>>67189188
Kek, that guy barely looks 6 foot tall.
Nina should get a real man.
Chiefs
Bulls
Rebels
Brumbies
Reds
Canes
Stormers
Hags
Googled week for the Aussies lads.
>>67189188
Based The Endgame Ltd.
>>67189188
me on the right
>>67189206
Feels bad the GOAT team is on a bye this weekend like why even watch any rugby
>~awooooooooooo~
>>67189247
me laying down
>>67189265
Based Devvo God
>>67189265
name on jeff
>>67189272
He ascended beyond the physical plane of existence. Haven't you heard?
>>67189272
very aesthetic penis
>>67189312
based original AMS
>>67189311
Blank trip has been gone for like 2 years.
>>67189324
Wrong again.
Protip: I was the poster that single handedly mainpulated the Round 1 weekend game threads and decisively made a fool of Bitchspouter
>>67189312
Based the endgame
What IS your endgame man?
>>67189369
Statsloner?
>>67189369
statschink you delusional fuck, I can't even remember last weekend let alone fucking round 1
>the current state of /rug/
I hate each and every one of you so much.
>>67189407
Turd peewee?
>>67189407
please get a girlfriend.
>>67189407
Fifth kiwi dat you m9?
>>67189360
poor doggo :(
>>67189453
Neat. You sound like a real tosser though.
>>67189369
>decisively made a fool of Bitchspouter
And then went straight back into hiding?
KEK sounds like your version of events doesn't stack up sis.
>>67189369
I've never been so BTFO 2bh.
>>67189521
where can i buy one of these
>>67189600
*yawn*
If you're not the endgame then you're an irrelevant literally who stealing his gimmick.
>>67189626
It's best for both of us if you continue thinking that.
>>67189600
Coldsteel the Hedgehog is that you?
based NRL on drug cheating watch lads
>>67189600
And yet you're so fucking dumb that you don't realise this isn't shitspouter. kys.
>>67189600
You can't pick which one is the real me. Thus exposing yourself as a supreme casual who can't identify the real GES from imitators.
Nice to see somebody is trying on a gimmick, even if it is a huge fail.
>>67189662
It matters not. He will get the message one way or the other. He already has.
>>67189665
That's right. I am nobody.
But at the same time I am everybody.
You don't know it but I infiltrated this community late last year and have twisted it into submission.
>>67189685
It's not even a unique gimmick either
This was literally done two weeks ago by someone else
Lads I'm going to a comedy gig tonight so I'm going to miss the rugby. Please tweet the score to me after every score on @GentleBenHSS.
https://twitter.com/gentlebenhss
>>67189685
Real shitspouter keeping it real.
>>67189685
You were the first one of the two, but with so many here attempting to impersonate you, it's very likely neither was (You).
>>67189744
You're completely wrong again, you seething casual. Stay deluded.
>0.5
>NRL
What did he mean by this?
>>67189763
Nice try.
Bitchspouter, you are reading this, knowing that despite your game of scapegoats, I have still conclusively beaten you throughout the year so far.
Email me for a time we can settle this once and for all.
>>67189696
Reminder that it was me that did that gimmick weeks ago and successfully enraged both /rug/ and the americans on /sp/ with my shitposting, so much so that the threads in qa actively reference my handsome and athletic posting.
>>67189796
Be careful. he claims to do BJJ. And you sound like a real pussy haha
What narrative should I pick today lads? Law school or the donut shop?
This is honestly getting embarrassing to read
Learn subtlety before you try and be a namefag, freshcunt
>>67189858
Dunkin' Donuts was my summer job you SUPREEEEEEEEEME casual
>>67189858
It's a donut FACTORY sis, and I do both of them, along with caring for my 8/10 chemical engineering girlfriend and listening to Devo
>>67189858
Both are shit and boring tßh.
>>67189888
>forgetting to add the name
holy shit, amateurs everywhere
nice trips though
>this autistic /nrl/ lad still trying to get /rug/ moved to /asp/
At this point I'm embarrassed for you mate.
Fuck it, I'm filtering Australia.
>>67189912
I'll see you on the other side, friend.
>>67189888
She's not a chemical engineer, she's a chemist. Theres a distinct difference.
Know your stuff sis.
3 options tonight:
watch rugby with you homos, eat wings.
play dark souls 3, eat wings.
drink with the missus and her friends, eat pussy.
>>67190004
Can you not combine all three?
Watch rugby while eating wings, and trading in and out with your missus and her friends while they try to play dark souls and fail, and then having a gang bang?
If you're not pushing for a threesome at all times you're not trying lad.
Piesank and Goi on cutting it close watch
>>67190029
I'm too old for 3somes.
I don't need women to help me fail at DS3 either lel
>>67190041
>too old for a threesome
I don't accept this.
>>67190004
The reason anyone is here on a friday is a distinct lack of pussy, so I suggest you drink from the furry cup.
I must admit, Fatt, you sack of human waste, you do have some dank webums. And it's nice you'll be checking out some rugby conversation tonight too. Must get painfully dull in nrl.
>>67190079
No, coming here is a choice. It's a voluntary choice and very charitable of me to be here to offer you all elite and insightful life advice.
No shortage of pussy for me my friend.
>>67190066
Been there, done that, laddie.
I wonder if there is anyone in /nrl/ who watches all the games in a given weekend like people in /rug/ do.
I imagine they need to take time piss in their own mouths and fuck dogs.
>>67190119
/nrl/ is a spin-off of /cric/ so no they definitely do not watch games
>>67190111
So have I, doesn't mean I don't want to do it again.
>>67190109
Please only reply to me if you're the actual goat fucker, I don't accept imitations.
The midweek /rug/ threads have been pure cancer. I keep taking a look then turning away in disgust. What the world must think of us.
>>67190153
They're always fine until someone acknowledges one of the forced identities
>>67190137
Wanna come over and DP the missus?
>>67190150
I'll only reply to you if you make a good post, which is unlikely.
>>67190153
The weekday threads were nearing a 4/10 this week.
They had been 2/10 since the beginning of the season.
>>67190176
BTFO
>>67190160
Fucking sneks, this is why you got kicked out of the Garden of Eden
>>67190168
I don't do 2 dude threesomes.
>>67190178
Based Elitespouter single handedly bringing this poomunity up 2 points.
>>67190190
I'm not a dude.
TY based Mods
>>67190200
That's fucking gay. I don't do gay shit either.
fuck should've screencapped /rug/ next to /nrl/ while we had 70 IPs lel
How the fuck do you change your IP every minute? Fucking shitposting technology is way above my level.
J U S T
>>67190253
You realise this person is from /rug/, right?
You don't actually believe this is a community of well behaved anons that don't shitpost, spam, and are cancerous redditors, right?
I wish I was as naive as you.
/rug/ truly is dead.
>>67190270
just call it a day already
>>67190268
Yeah saw that earlier.
He scored a try with his first touch of the ball in club rugby last weekend. Seemed like he'd be a really strong prospect, and the exact type of player the reds need.
Get in here lads.
http://www.georgefm.co.nz/Listen.aspx
>>67190279
You're probably the autist who did it.
It's fucking pathetic what you retards have turned my community in to.
I fucking built /rug/ up from nothing, and in the space of six months, you fucking /b/tards and /int/ losers killed it.
>>67190294
only 2 weeks after Schatz died as well
>>67190308
Based reblelsfag
>>67190314
Is Schatz ded?
I've been too busy the last two weeks to watch the reds, so the only bit I saw was the last 20 of the stormers game.
Chiefs or Shorks lads?
>>67190333
His knee bent the wrong way against the bulls
http://www.rugby.com.au/news/2016/04/17/07/11/schatz-ruled-out-for-a-month
>>67190336
chefs. Won't be as easy a game as your average waikato fan seems to think. Sharks traditionally have good defence especially around the corners which is where the chiefs tend to chew off meters.
Sharks should also have dominance at the set piece.
>>67190365
Not really a home game for Chiefs either, in the bizarre netherworld of New Plymouth.
>>67190407
Yarrow Stadium is pretty based and Taranakians are good rugby supporters.
http://www.iheart.com/live/Radio-Hauraki-6191/?autoplay=true
>got ice ice babby in h2h the week before he came back
will /poog/ EVER recover?
got my slab of do bros ready lads
>>67190485
>21-52
wasnt it 'a boy as young as 12' yesterday?
>>67190458
>got him this week
I was looking forward to my guaranteed third place :/
>caring about h2h rankings
I remember a day when /rug/ was more than just memes.
>>67190558
joining late renders the league irrelevant to me tßh
You girls are lucky that I don't play Bru
Blues have broken dead even this season.
3 wins, 3 losses, 1 draw.
This time last year we were continuing on our losing streak from the previous season.
>>67190616
Remember back when people used to know enough about rugby so we used to have a fantasy comp rather than a tipping comp?
Tipping literally takes no skill, you just need to pick a team which is usually easy as fuck (and yet people around here were still dumb enough to think the reds would lose to the highlanders).
>>67190649
high five
>>67190671
Yes. It was 2 years ago.
The Cheetahs had so many high scoring players.
I remember Boom Prinsloo and Cornall Hendricks were killing it. James Slipper was the best prop and Pat Lambie the best first five.
>>67189013
>Crusaders
>based
>>67190671
Is there a Bru comp for the RC? We should do fantasy for that.
>>67189013
>Implying the Poosaders aren't the most bandwagoned team in history
>>67190748
>>67190789
Maybe 10 years ago. These days the Crusaders are the team that everyone hates.
ABCs absolutely poorious at the CruBASEDers' success and on pooicide watch
>>67190671
I unironically do not remember. Tipping's ease means its easier to keep that comp going tho
>>67190807
>These days the Crusaders are the team that everyone hates
It's still the Blues senpai.
>>67190829
People don't care about the Poos anymore, they're that insignificant.
>>67190807
Nah Cumsaders are a has been team that nobody really cares or worries about anymore.
>>67189013
Landers posters > poos posters > queefs posters > cumsaders posters > fairweather horricanes posters
>>67190851
Your casual is showing
>>67190860
Why would anyone worry about the cumsaders? The city is literally rubble and nobody wants to live there. Maybe in 20 years, the development programme will be good again.
We have every reason to believe that the Blues can be good again in the near future.
>>67190738
>we will never go back to the days when the cheetos rhuled the le rouxst.... labuschagne
A single tear is running down my cheek lads.
>>67190755
not yet at least
>>67190877
blues will dominate next year until a volcano destroys eden park cap this post lads
>>67190877
Literally second in the NZ conf m8
>>67190881
Wipe it up with one of your tampons.
>>67190877
Based elitespouter dropping muscular tectonic movements on poosaders fans
>>67190888
Easy scheduling sis.
You've gotta be fucktarded to believe that the poosaders will win the comp.
>>67190851
>has been
The crusaders have literally been in the playoffs for 14 of the last 15 super rugbys and are currently second by a solitary point
Yeah sure, they're a "has been" and they "aren't good anymore"
>>67190915
Same can be said for the Queefs up until the Chokes game
>>67190919
>last cumsaders ship was in 2008
JUST
>>67190853
This is correct.
>>67190925
Which they only won because of cheating, remember
There's nothing funnier than the 5 people on Bru who consistently tip the basedsaders to lose, out of desperation more than anything, and they never do
>>67190853
Me > Other Chiefs posters > Hurricanes posters > Highlanders posters > poopeelian posters > poos posters > /nrl/ shitposters > cumsaders posters
>>67190938
If you're referring to the Hurricanes game, they didn't win by cheating.
They won because Beauden Barrett can't goal kick for shit.
You may only reply to this post if your team hasn't lost to the Loins at home this year
NOT SO FAST QUEEFS FANS
>>67190929
the blonde's is easier to find than nina's
who's the softcock reporting slag discussion
>>67190975
the Loins is the most respectable SA loss this year
>>67190983
mods are probably monitoring the thread because of the auscunt posting porn
>>67190995
more interested in what her dad meant by calling his daughter fucking Edwina
>>67190995
>that name
fucking discarded
>>67190853
>drinking out of a coupe with a straw
Oh I get it. You guys like her because she's mentally retarded. Got it.
GOAT Wallpaper
>>67190882
We used to use foxsports.com.au's fantasy comp.
>>67191041
mine
>>67191041
Heres one that works just as well.
>>67191061
Get a bit carried away in paint lad?
>using anything other than the default wallpaper your computer came with
fucking lel. I thought this board was 18+?
>>67191064
>A hashtag
Off yourself senpai
>>67191075
What are you, 60+?
>>67191076
Sorry sorry, I just Onned myself
>>67191069
I wish I could call that masterpiece my own
>>67191081
No I'm just an adult that doesn't spend enough time looking at my desktop or case modding my computer in the hopes it will make it go faster, or worrying about making sure everyone is aware of my individuality when I open my laptop in my psych1020 lecture to be worried about a wallpaper.
>>67190944
What if I'm a poopelian /nrl/ chiefsposter?
>>67191064
>That basic Calibri font
About to throw up lads
My favourite /rug/ wallpaper.
>>67191096
>No I'm just an adult that doesn't spend enough time looking at my desktop or case modding my computer in the hopes it will make it go faster, or worrying about making sure everyone is aware of my individuality when I open my laptop in my psych1020 lecture to be worried about a wallpaper.
Who are you trying to convince lad?
>>67191097
You can be a transsexual furryfag from invercargill and you would still be elite because you're a chiefs fan
>>67191110
he's trying to convince you, you wallpaper-changing psych1020 homo
>>67191117
Thanks buddy
>>67191110
I don't need to convince anyone lad. I'm not sad enough to care about your opinion.
Slagpoosters absolutely BTFO
>>67191123
because scum is scum.
>slagposters ptfo
>Fatt ptfo
>nrl ptfo
What a time to be alive lads.
>>67191125
>i'm better than other people because i'm too lazy to change my wallpaper image
>>67191147
Only one of these is true
>>67191147
That's just a regular day for me sis
>>67191157
Well I'm certainly better than you, but for more reasons than I care to go in to on a Kazakhstani basket weaving icq channel.
>/rug/
>nobody talking about rugby
>>67191147
cancerous namefags btfo when?
>>67191175
That is excellent. I strive to encourage others to be the best they can be. If it means that they are better than me, so be it. I'm not hung up on being the best at everything.
>>67191184
What rugby is there to talk about? The game starts in 30 minutes and we shitpost until then.
Then some faggots started sharing their wallpapers, and that just angried up my blood.
>>67191147
I wonder what god-emperor elect's thoughts on rugby are
>>67191195
God forbid somebody posts rugby images in /rug/
>>67191184
>waah no one talking about rugby
>has nothing to contribute
>>67191201
>Trump
That's Boris mate
>>67191201
I know JBL loves rugby, and I bet Trump fucking loves JBL, so by default, Trump is /rug/ as fuck.
![1434828044962[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/by2wPA3.jpg "1434828044962[1].jpg")
find a more punchable new zealand tv personality
>>67191201
>>67191211
How do you know that JBL loves rugby? Aren't all wrestlers ex NFL players?
>>67191212
mikehosking.jpg
Pooncan Fatner isn't far behind though
>>67191212
>new zealand
>celebrity
"no"
>>67191223
He mentions rugby on Raw every week.
Or so I heard. ahem
>>67191230
He never said anything about "celebrity"
>>67191212
>>67191223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3lMpJ53khc
>>67191212
>>67191231
In relation to what? Is there an ex rugby wrestler?
I always thought that Vince McMahon should just skim New Zealand and the pacific islands for failed No 8 and Locks and teach them to wrestle.
>>67191247
Don't have sound at work. Explain to me what is said.
>>67191255
Ref did something wrong and JBL said "this ref is no Nigel Owens".
>>67191212
>>67191248
literally everyone on 7Days and in the crowd.
Jesus Christ I miss pulpsport, why did baldy have to go all chester the molester
>>67191255
>'he aint no nigel owens' or something like that
barely a reference
>>67191249
I dunno man, he just slips it in there, it's out of it.
https://community.wwe.com/hope/news/join-jbl-support-bermudas-atlantic-rugby-cup
JBL on official based /rug/ wrestler watch
>>67191272
Apparently when his wife caught him touching their 4 year old daughter his excuse was "I thought it was you!"
>LE JAY BEE ELL IS LE /rug/
Fuck off
I'm worried sisters, is he dead?
>>67191313
My all-time favourite wrestler.
>>67191331
probably killed himself after last week the poor lad
who /scared/ here?
>>67190496
I'm already 6 deep in a box of coronas
>>67191375
you really are a devvo lad arent ya
>>67191353
Not me
>>67191375
Good choice. I'm a peroni man myself but I like a corona when it's sunny.
>>67191320
Kys statscunt.
>>67191353
>[Sharks internally]
>>67191401
>LE U R LE STADSGUND
>>67191375
I was 6 deep in your mums box last night, cunt.
>>67191396
Jesus christ what awful beer taste. Could you be any milquetoast? I bet you're into chics who drink wither hills as well.
>>67191375
>>67191396
>Coronas
>Peroni
where did /rug/ go wrong lads?
>>67191428
>>67191433
Spotted the poorcunts
>>67191375
>Corona
What a Hipster.
>>67191396
>>67191375
faggots where are your free trade micro brews
>paul jordaan
>having two first names
>>67191439
Corona is normie as fuck
I only drink Coopers DIY Beer.
Got 23 litres of Ale fermenting.
>>67191433
They're probably 19, 20 years old.
Or females.
>>67188215
Good lord people still watch rugby. Football convert checking in. American Football is the greatest sport of all time. Spencer era days are over. Rugby is ass now.
