Parramatta Eels v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs @ 7.50pm from ANZ Stadium.
Kieran Foran is out for Parramatta indefinitely because of "personal issues".
Watch it on Fox Sports 1 or the Nine Network.
Stream: livestream.com/nrl
Reminder that you should just give up in supercoach because you simply are not good enough to beat me.
Can any Ausbros recommended a good streaming site for NRL games? I'd like to check it out.
>>67178349
Why the fuck do you always make the thread so early, you stupid fuck?
>>67178594
Right there in the OP.
You might need a proxy/VPN though.
Please watch our sport.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>67178468
Based ShigGODS.
>tfw $500 on Souths 13+
I think I might actually kill myself.
>>67178468
Based N.
>>67178901
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>67178468
Based Roosterman.
>>67178349
Bulldogs will win again.
I tipped the Bulldogs on Monday, long before we knew Foran was out.
And now that he is out, I predict a 20+ point Bulldogs victory with a MOTM performance from Moses Mbye.
>not watching the NFL Draft
>>67179730
>implying I'm not
>watching the NFL Draft
>>67178594
Doesn't the NRL stream for overseas markets anyway?
http://nrl.com/mcfadden-axes-six-warriors-nrl-players/tabid/10874/newsid/95393/default.aspx
>it's a wayne bennett thinks he's bigger than the game episode
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/04/29/bennett-proves-rugby-league-not-ready-join-international-family-real-sports/
>>67182651
Warriors are a failed experiment.
>>67178349
Why isn't this game at Pirtek?
>>67183793
Pirtek has been demolished.
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/04/29/manly-refute-grand-final-drug-claims/
>tfw no nrl draft
Apparently Kieran Foran's recent newborn is not actually his kid.
>>67178573
I fucking hate the guy that does all the meat content on that channel
>>67162547
>you
>you
>you
>you
>you will never be as cucked as Kieran Foran
Fucking kek.
I'm glad this under the radar grub has LITERALLY been cucked.
Hope he has to give most of his money to this kid that isn't even his, lmao
>>67185047
He also had to resort to cocaine to deal with his problems.
>>67185047
Childless virgin spotted
>>67185047
KEK
>>67185047
>>67185114
>>67186253
Reddit users, if you'd please vacate the premises of this website that would be kindly appreciated thank you.
>>67187180
>buttfurious redditor tries to fit in while simultaneously exposing his reddit-tier buttfury
>>67187180
Spotted the redditor
>tfw this is the worst year in the NRL in half a decade
2011 > 2013 > 2012 > 2015 >>>>> 2014 > 2016
>tfw goosey sees you samefagging
>>67187989
Patrician as fuck taste.
Anyone else here listening to "Views" right now?
Patricians report in.
>>67184151
Lol the substance he's claiming he supplied is used on film sets as a substitute for cocaine. At best it's the equivalent of a good anti anxiety or ADD med, not EPO!
Reminder to report all duplicate threads.
Based Brock "next joey" Lamb is making his debut this weekend lads. He will take Mullen's job permanently.
who /views/ here?
>>67188465
Is it on youtube yet? None of thiese tidal memes
>>67188885
>tidal memes
kys, it's already available to pirate everywhere though, and it's exclusive to Apple music, not Tidal.
Why are the bulldogs always gifted a pissweak draw, /sp/
>>67188942
tonights game will be good
>>67188942
Greenbergball
>tonights game will be good
>>67188694
Yeah, remember the last time a Knights player was hyped as the "next Joey"?
>>67189002
It literally will. Besides, anything is an improvement over last nights weird game.
>>67189023
Based freddy
Pooriors on out till 3am after getting their shit ruined by Melbourne watch
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11630742
>>67189038
He wasn't wrong though. I thought it from the start of the game. It was just a strange atmosphere
>two shit teams
>one absolutely shit
>abysmal defence
>really slow
>incredibly small crowd
>quiet
>game felt like nothing was happening
>felt like under 20s
>>67189040
>coconuts
not even once
>>67189023
Wrong. Tonight's scheduled episode is a repeat of the "Basedogs beating up a shit-tier team to make themselves look good" episode.
>>67189080
>implying the electric eels won't body the bullfucks
>>67189111
Yes.
>>67189133
They literally will.
>>67189291
Hmmmm
>tfw not an eels supporter
>tfw not a knights supporter
>tfw not a roosters supporter
>tfw not a tigers supporter
>tfw not a souths supporter
>tfw not a panthers supporter
>tfw not a warriors supporter
>tfw not a manly supporter
>tfw not a dragons supporter
Feels good man
>>67189510
Bottlechucker detected
I think matt is back lads.
>>67189603
I think he isn't.
>>67189510
based fucking Ean
#raidernation
>>67189638
Melbourne is the least culturally diverse team in the competition.
They only have 1 Aboriginal, and no players from outside the Pacific Islands and Australia.
They are also the whitest team in the comp so far in my research.
>>67189930
Nothing wrong with white players. Most of these "Australian" teams are anything but. Not that I care, but it's true. Even plenty of the white players are British.
>>67190052
I wasn't implying it was bad. Melbourne are actually the only team that is predominantly Australian.
Also interesting that they have less Abos than the Warriors, and proportionately more Maoris.
Melbourne may as well be NZ's true team and the Warriors be the Pacific's team.
>>67190086
>Melbourne may as well be NZ's true team
Is that because the Warriors are god awful?
>>67190101
Because Melbourne has more New Zealand influence than the Warriors.
Most of the Warriors Kiwis are fob imports whereas Melbourne is the opposite
>>67190086
Storm is a queensland team which I guess you can count as NZ if you want
>>67190191
Storm is when I make it rain on your mum.
Does the Sunshine Coast have the NBN?
>>67190425
Fuck off.
>>67178594
No.
>>67189040
Is this why they were dropped, and not because they are shit?
Kieran Foran needs to harden the fuck up.
>>67185047
Salty Manly fag detected
>There are more true New Zealanders playing for the Panthers than there are for the Warriors.
>The """New Zealand""" Warriors
>>67190643
Kieran Foran is a disgrace to his club, his family and his people.
I hope he captains Parramatta straight to the wooden spoon.
When will he be making his Kangaroos debut?
We're being autosaged lads.
>>67190811
Nice. Good catch
>>67190643
>defending a LITERAL cuck
KEK
Fullwogs better not let me down again
>>67190811
Q U E E N S L A N D E R
>>67190739
Keep crying Manly grub. Your team is shit
>>67191084
We'll finish higher in the ladder than you lmao
>>67190086
Panthers and Storm have more maoris than the Warriors and it's due to South Auckland, where Warriors draw most of their u20s from, is heavily Samoan/Tongan.
Maoris in Storm:
McLean, Harris, K Bromwich, J Bromwich, K Proctor, J Hawkins
Maoris in Panthers:
Hiku, Martin, McKendry, Latimore, Taylor, DWZ, Whare, ZDC maybe.
Maoris in Warriors:
Benry, Gubb, Luke, Thompson, Leuleuai
How will you react when the Broncos DESTROY your 2nd team the Sharks?
Will you admit Queensland's legitimate and undisputed dominance of the sport?
>>67191241
He got cucked because he's a manlet. As long as you aren't short (under 195cm) you'll be fine.
>>67191236
You're missing a couple. I've counted the races of all relevant players in NRL teams.
god hates codehoppers
http://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/super-rugby/queensland-reds-lose-caleb-timu-for-super-rugby-season-after-star-recruit-ruptures-knee-ligaments/news-story/c49ef7d5b41426f614223b493e4005be
>>67191262
Who?
>>67191279
He is irrelevant because he went on a fucking mormon mission the dumb cunt.
>>67191262
Michael Cheika was saying on Rugby 360 a few nights ago that the ARU are still actively trying to recruit NRL players and will continue to do so.
>>67191309
is there video of him saying that
>>67191347
No.
There is a video of him saying they are NOT actively recruiting NRL players, but is open to them playing rugby if they express interest first.
http://www.rugby.com.au/news/2016/04/28/04/00/cheika-wont-chase-nrl-stars
>>67191309
>union
>>67191369
>entire panel declaring their love for league
most cuckold thing i've ever seen tbqh
>>67188018
Now this is a classic /nrl/ meme. Thanks for the memories m8
Why aren't YOU following these ELITE tips?
lmao, janny
>>67191525
Because I'd prefer going 8/8 for 2 straight weeks.
>>67191559
watch out m8, he might mute you for 15 minutes this time kek
>>67190811
K E K
>>67191612
>soufs
Michael McGuire and Trent Robinson have been comprehensively exposed, and Wayne Bennett has been exposed for a long time now.
Which "super" "coach" is next?
>>67191688
poo a me
This week's tipping seems really simple, which means I expect there to be some big upsets
Reminder that grubnulla WILL beat the Broncucks Ltd this weekend.
Now that it's confirmed Sam Burgess is out for 6-8 weeks, who should be be traded for?
>>67191742
Trade down to Harris and then get Milford
>>67191760
Already have both of them.
You may ONLY respond to this post if your team is #1 on the ladder and going to win the premiership
>>67191688
Roosters are going to win the comp you casual
Tedeadsco
>>67191769
Good because I was talking out of my ass
Tedesco out for 12 weeks, lads.
>>67191776
get in here boys
Hastings dropped from the Roosters starting side.
>>67191904
Source
So fucking stoned rn lads
>>67192019
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/sydney-roosters-fiveeighth-jackson-hastings-faces-the-axe--media-watch/news-story/c96f8b21cfb055ce8bf242ea7abf788c
Takairangi to 5/8, Norman to halfback, Toutai in to centre
who /electric eel/ here
who /big bulldog/ here
Semi Radradra is also out
>yfw the eels season is unraveling at the seams
who /radical referee/ here
>>67192083
>tfw supercoach season is unravelling at the seams
>>67192083
What the fuck
>>67192096
Beddington?
>Mannering
>Matulino
>Trbojevic
>Tedesco
>Burgess
>Hastings
My season on euthanasia watch
>>67192149
Your season on 3am at the Casino watch.
who /storm/ here
>>67192177
New Zealands team lad.
Unfortunately just my 2nd though
>>67191776
Feels good
Just ran over a possum on the way to work. I feel pretty bad lads
>>67192215
Kill your self cunt
bulldogs more like poodogs lol
perrett out, phillips in
>>67192435
Me out, your mum in
>>67192215
I shot a possum last Saturday night. Those cunts are hard to kill
>>67192462
>Those cunts are hard to kill
what are you shooting it with? a .22?
>>67192313
no, YOU should kill yourself
>the australian left edge vs two literal who rookies who were rejects from their former clubs
Jennings and Radradra to score 5+ tries between them
Should I C Semi lads?
I want Kieran Foran to fuck me in the arse. No homo.
>>67192522
>fuck me in the arse
>no homo
that doesnt even make sense you stupid faggot
>>67192532
Look at him. It's not gay when he's that attractive.
fryan fletcher is without a doubt the worst "analyst" on either foxsports or channel 9. says the most basic retarded shit and often just repeats what others says. it's cringeworthy when he tries to engage in serious league discussion
>>67192515
Only if you're looping Burgess from last night.
Semi was ruled out.
t rex apparently benched, mariner also to make his debut for the dogs
>>67192564
>Who is Mark Gasnier?
>>67192473
Yeah
>>67192564
Yeah Fletch isn't a great analyst.
Joey sometimes comes up with good stuff but other times he says retarded shit.
Last night proved a point that he made, Moses and Brooks are too alike and so their combination doesn't work that well.
>>67192522
we use "ass" here you dumb fuck redditor
>you now remember Benji Marshall
>>67192574
a decent commentator and analyst. likes to bring up the fact that the dragons won the 2010 hip a tad too often but he's mostly good
>>67192608
fuck of yank. youre whats wrong with this country
>>67192574
A toey human
is it ok to touch a refs bum?
Reminder to tip based eels because they aren't all strapped up.
Hey can you spot me mate
>eels on getting exposed watch
>>67192695
yep
anyone else here on drugs?
>>67192707
I sure hope not
Is there a worse board than /soc/?
>>67192707
i live a pure life. goon is all i need
>>67192711
Why not
>>67192721
Drugs are bad for your physical, mental, and spiritual health
>>67192707
I havent moved out yet so no
One of you cunts said semi was out
>>67192734
I've got a semi out right now
lmao that was like a cartoon where the little dude gets picked up but his legs keep moving
>>67192731
Good post
They messed up reynolds' hair
Dat chase
No try boys
Kerrod is a beast!
>more pooramatta refball
Yawn
Gus is right
what the fuck! That was sick
"""""based"""""dogs
Should be a penalty and on report.
Of course the eels get away with high tackles though.
>>67192988
Kill your self cock sucker
my willy :)
>>>/pol/72399906
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67192988
Yeah I noticed Beau Scott get away with 3 chicken wings already.
Plus this penalty for literally nothing makes me think the refs are trying to gift this to the eels
>>67193019
kys
>poopoora
>Semi is good
.
Takairangie is incredibly elite.
Radradra will play for Australia next weekend.
is Holland elite?
Mbye field goal before half time.
>I don't rate Takairangie
Takairangie is so fucking underrated
>I can't spell Takairangi
HOLY FUCK CUNT
lads i've been playing a bit fast and loose with raw chicken and a chopping board
now i'm pissing brown out my arse
do i have salmonella fellas?
commentator seething
>eels allowed to score from a clear forward pass
And some people actually think they aren't getting refballed to their "wins"
>>67193142
You will die.
>call back bulldogs try entire length of field
>don't check eels try
Nice ""refereeing""
>>67193142
Probably, get up nice and early and make a doctors appointment mate.
>>67193168
What're they gonna check mate
>>67193142
either that or gastro
you're prob in for a rough night
that disgusting bald little hobgoblin touch judge missed two forward passes
>>67193172
>doctors
fuck that, i'll just tough it out, maybe eat some more vegies to play it safe
it'll clear up space in my freezer too
>>67193194
When are they going to replace all touchies with qt girls
im gonna go get so alcohol lads gonna get so smashed haha
half time slags lads?
>using Jorge Quintero as your highlights song
Top pleb channel 9
>>67192608
Kys americunt
dream girl
>>67193225
>Emma Watson
You may as well spam loli or scat you filthy faggot
>>67193226
>not giving rupert murdoch your shekels for glorious fox sports
>>67193264
post something(one) better lad
Fucking parra refballing.
Dessie better give that bunker a fucking blasting since can't attack the refs.
>>67193274
>>67193257
Looks like any slag at defqon and edc. Easy roots but m8 out of them.
>>67193277
Kys
>>67193288
fugg
whos that
>>67193288
Rock hard cement titties
my arse decided to wait until half time before round 2 vs the brown shower, which was kind
fuck you chicken, stop being so delicious yet so fucking deadly
>>67193311
Mia Isabella
>>67193311
Slut that was on big brother
>>67193322
Love trannies
>>67193288
big brother?
>Watching Fox Sports' pseudo-analytical presentation over based Channel 9
I wish I didn't have to do this. At least you guys have a choice. Why make the wrong one?
>>67193322
haha you got me
Half time went pretty quickly.
>>67193319
its pretty hard to cross contaminate. were you sloshed or something?
Holy fuck, Rona is ELITE
>>67193381
i just didnt wash the chopping board and knife after cutting raw chicken
We won't even make bump limit
>>67193399
yes we will
walkgod wills it
>>67193408
wake up you fucking sheep, there's no such thing as walkgod
>>67193414
*tips*
>>67193392
what year was this? like 2007?
>>67193414
stupid cunt
>>67193424
very nice production in this film
>>67193414
holy fuck what a beast.
