How about you and your friends...versus me.and The Revolution.
>>67174868
shoot the j
SHOOT THE J
I miss that show
Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
>>67174887
"shoot the J.....shoot it"
fuckin guy
So uh... that was a good game.
I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of flunkies.
>>67175015
I will it's literally 10 minutes from my house
Hanging off the rim with no hands will always be funny
>>67174868
"They kept setting these fruity picks"
>>67174868
This thread /mls/ now.
>>67174868
I miss Dave Chapelle and Prince
>>67175107
Yo man I'm not on your team
>>67175109
I miss Charlie Murphy's stories and I can't believe they've all been confirmed to be true.
RICK JAMES BITCH
Let's run a play: Computer Blue
>>67175109
It's just so quotable.
>>67175161
"Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy"
>>67175171
>Let's run a play: Computer Blue
fucking lol. man. chappelle was a genius. i watched half baked last night, good times.
Game: AIDS
>>67175186
That cat could ball man.
Are Prince and Michael Jackson the same person
>>67175161
Link to them being confirmed?
NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA
Come at us.
http://youtu.be/RZUq6N7Gx1c
>>67175254
Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM
Alright lets call this the shirts versus the blouses
>>67175277
Yellow cake
>>67175302
Don't drop that shit.
>>67175238
Rick James confirmed it in the show while he was on it and Prince confirmed it in an interview
http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/prince-was-a-big-fan-of-this-skit-about-him
He was crossin' cats
Chapelle was so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIWskTD5J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGV8oKGbp6s
"it came to a point where I had to whoop his ass you know cause he step across the line. HABITUALLY, he was a HABITUAL LINE STEPPER."
>>67175186
Is that John Wall?
Micki Free is not a girl, alright?
>>67175338
I'M NOT ALIVE
>>67176650
2Pac, rest in piece
Yall want me to open the studio again, you gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant
Sounds lucrative
>>67176985
Breeeeaaast miiiiiilk you made my daaayaaayy
>>67177103
how did he come up with this stuff? dave is a true genius
>>67176985
Who are the best 5 rappers of all time? Think about it. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan. Because I spit hot fire.
>>67175161
>See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I had a little more sense than that. ....Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch"
>>67175109
He's a habitual line stepper
>>67175322
Pray to god you don't drop that shit
Do you think you and your friends could beat The Revolution with an in-prime Prince?
>>67177333
Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cookin?
>>67177403
A COALITION OF THE WILLING
>>67176985
Nigga can fly man, he believes in himself
I don't fuck with Africa cuz niggas is starvin' and that shit aint baller to me
is this a comfy old /sp/ thread?
Drip drip drip...
>>67176738
OK I WILL
>>67177217
first one i lold at in this particular thread. thanks swissbro. you did it correctly by including the last bit
>>67177458
Oh you speak 22 languages? Well you gonna need em when you're in times square selling fake hats. I know Gucci when i see it nigga I'm rich.
>>67177217
YOU TOO CLOSE MAN
>>67177839
only thing that makes my life complete
is when i turn your face to a toilet seat
COMPUTER BLUE
>>67174887
>>67175068
can you explain the significance of that line? it's hilarious but is he referencing something, a song or film?
You just gonna do your taxes, Ness? You’re just gonna sit there and crunch numbers??
Is that hot? Is that what’s going on in the streets right now? Your taxes?
Best chappelle's skit desu
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7T0N7WFCNY
>>67178128
It's from the Prince skit. He just yells shoot the J, which is an older term for shoot the jump shot.
>>67178186
Hahahah pure fucking gold
It seems as though Tiger Woods is happy to be black, and that's a good thing, because I just received word that he's lost all his endorsements. Ooh that's a tough one. AmEx, Tag Heuer, Wheaties, the whole shebangabang. Tough break, nigga, there's always FUBU
>>67178265
hi birrrrrrd
im sick birrrrd i need some smack birrrrrrrrrd
Lol. Yes it is someone filming telly but oh well
https://youtu.be/k2XG_QhcP7k
aye dog we going to the club pick up some girls you tryna roll?
nah man im cool. im gone stay home... chill wit my monkey.
>>67178303
well, yeah, i figured that. i just thought maybe Chappelle was referencing something in Hoosiers or Purple Rain or something else with the line.
>>67178042
Holdin these balloons
>>67178355
That's why... I say...
Fuck it
>but you'll get no pussy
Fuck it
>>67178355
one, two
two slaps, ah ah ah
frank fell asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass and put some shaving cream on his balls
>>67176985
a sugar cookie
>>67174868
So we can all agree that Chappelle's Show is the GOAT show ever made right? I mean, it's been over a decade later and it STILL holds up and just as funny today as it was 10+ years ago
>I heard Calvin got a job
>I'm so proud of him
>Let's rob that nigga man
>Yeah son
>WACARNOLDS
>>67178631
there's a thin line between fries and shakes
>>67178538
Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can. I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street.
you are NOT going to be believe whose dick is on my shoulder right now
and this guy's balls are smooth as eggs
>"Me and Jeb just got back from Africa"
>"CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION"
I still fucking cry laughing at this. I do not know why. Maybe because it was so random as fuck
>>67178815
took me a couple years to realise the head of the cia is fucking mos def lel
>>67178815
You're not alone lad.
>Some Black Dude
What ever happened to some good old fashioned Pancake butt? Now that's what mom used to make. Nice and flat. No cupping necessary. The line starts all the way at the bottom. It's not even a line. Just a tiny incision if you will.
>>67178631
it really is one of the top comedies, definitely the best sketch comedy ever, i'd say.
>>67178887
you got yourself a goddamn deal
>>67178631
Dunno. Seinfeld, Curb. Also brass eye/day today and monty python (when it was good). I cant choose between these for best comedy show.
SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS AND LIFT YOUR SACK
Your mother aint shit
Could fruity picks work in the NBA?
>Buck Nasty what I can say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out, and depleted.
>>67179289
You want this roll nigga. You gon have to shoot meh?
I happen to know that Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian and not only is his daughter a lesbian but his moms a lesbian and his sisters a lesbian and his old granny has holes in her panties
IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MMMM MMMM BITCH!
>>67179346
classic
Recording is shit but this is still my fav
https://youtu.be/6AT_VXvA6AA
>>67179336
Curry is definitely enough of a faggot to pull them off
>>67179164
oh Mr. Chappelle I didn't recognize you, why didn't you spread you cheeks before?
>>67175087
Nigga it's rainy as fuck
HEY BUDDY
>>67175096
This. I never saw it coming.
Hitlers mom got one smalll titty and one big titty and they call that bitch biggie smalls
TURN MY HEADPHONES UP
If your landlord is a crackhead tht means you GOT to have rent.
GAME BLOUSES
ANY OF YA'LL GOT SOME CRACK?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNOlnNWRxhU
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
>>67181563
Damn Dave, I didn't know you like to get wet.
>>67180595
I'M SERIOUS NIGGA TURN THEM SHITS UP
![Prince_basketball_Star_Tribune.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iNr59gY.jpg "Prince_basketball_Star_Tribune.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge[1].jpg")
>thought it was a meme for the last twelve years
>Google Prince Basketball
>it wasn't
He was a manlet too.
>"and I look at them and um they were wearing the same shit"
DONT
DROP
THAT
SHIT
>>67184931
Pray to god you don't drop that shit...
>"oh get down do you?"
>"Good blow this is, horny this makes me"
>>67180868
>I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks.
>>67180595
PUT SOME TREBLE IN IT! PUT SOME TREBLE IN IT!
Ide climb the mountains and sing the song i wanna sing
But i aint got that kinda time
>>67185080
Girl let me holla at ya. Holla holla holla holla holla.
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
>>67174868
Hey Prince, you got a towel? It’s kinda hot in here.
Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
IT'S JAMES, THE NIGGA HATIN' DOLPHIN!
>I'm talkin' 'bout George W. Smith
>from city council
>he ran in 93' out in Oakland
>you probably didn't hear about him
>I WROTE THIS SONG A LONG TIME AGO
Beautiful does gay movies with Little Richard on the weekends
>>67178186
ahahhaha fuck that was fuckin great
>>67186062
*does stunts for little richard in gay movies
>>67185870
gunna use that for some Dolphins related shit kek i forgot about it
"you want this roll, nigga?"
>stares intensely with flaring nostril
"youre gonna have to shoot me for it"
Charlie: "Ok" boom
THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!
Name's Leonard Washington, and where I'm from is a little place called none of your Goddamn business.
>>67186062
First off, I want to thank God Almighty for giving everybody so much and me so little
>>67186483
FORTY NATIONS READY TO ROLL SON
>>67186483
>What's your stance on gay marriage
THAT SHIT IS GROSS!!
That's 100% Cambodian yo...That's the real shit...
BREEEEASSSSTTTT MIIIILLLLLKKKK YOOOUUUU MAAAKKKEEE MYYYYYY DAAAAYYYYYAAAAAYYYYY
>>67186546
we Japan sending playstations
we got Earl coming
Stankonia... said they are willing to drop bombs over baghdad
>>67186447
ma nigga>>67186508
>>67178111
dude i used to call this play all the time in pick up ball
>>67186612
>who?
Who the fuck said that?!
>>67178631
Before PC culture ruined everything.
>>67178949
>beta brits think any of that shit is funny
Gee why am I not surprised
Wish there was more than 2 seasons. Fuck.
>>67186523
>man... you corny!
Next nigga say something while I'm talking, is getting shot. Please believe that.
>>67186714
The PC producers held off all the comedy gold that Dave had.
>have you considered going back to Africa?
>>67186699
Let me spell it out for you:
M-A-R-S, Mars bitches, that's right! RED ROCKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpLkKUFPZxE
>>67186783
>now if you'll excuse me, i have to go home and put some water in buck nasty's mother's dish
GOAT sketch
>>67177158
It's a warriors reference
>>67186855
Don't you drop that shit! Pray to GOD you don't drop that shit here!
And I am hearing reports that the crime rate has dropped to 0%. What, did they give money to the Mexicans too?
I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
>>67178472
Dude, hearing a person like Prince, especially with the impression we all had of him at the time was hilarious.
AWWWW NAAAWWWW I CAN'T BE NO SLAVE SON!
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go take my throne. Cus I'm a shoe in.........................
for hater of the year
>>67186780
that niggas face on the right kek
>>67178931
Was this chappelles whiteface man?
girl it makes my life complete /
when i turn your face into a toilet seat /
SILKY MINK MADE OUT OF 100% RAT ASS!
Hit me baby.
>>67186783
You look like a bootleg Ice T
>this literally happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9EL3asrPQ
>>67186807
Its hot like the dickins in here.
nfw this thread
>>67174868
Matt?
"And as I sip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just would like to say to all of you; kiss my ass you rotten mutha fucka's"
>>67187675
The only shows that comes even fucking close is The Eric Andre show.
I enjoy The Whitest Kids U Know but they don't come anywhere close to Eric Andre or Dave. 3 greatest sketch/improv shows ever though.
>>67178460
Nobody catches AIDS from a homeless dude busting a nut on your forehead. That's not how it spreads
Computer Blue
>>67177352
no chance
The Asian delegation chooses;
The RZA.
The GZA.
U-God, Inspectah Deck, The Ghostface Killah
The Wu Tang Clan!
>>67186925
kek he's mad as fuck
In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a nigger lover."
I make Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X huh mother fucker
Now, Darkness, the tables are turned.
>>67189104
Motha fuckas take one more step, I'm kickin this nigga out the motha fuckin window.
>>67189104
Do with him whatever you like.
>>67186882
Why don't you click your heels together three times...and go back to Africa.
Now if you'll excuse me imma go fill BuckNastys mamma's diiish
>>67189215
I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
fucked that one up
>>67178631
It's easily one of the best comedy shows ever.
>>67189233
>Mmm I wish I had more hands
>So I could give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN!
>>67188400
Ass!, titties!, ass and titties
>>67186447
He looks like Malcom X before he converted to is-lam
>>67188770
Konichiwa, bitches
>>67178631
Downtown's old skit show was amazing.
Tried to kill my father, mane.
>say word he tried to kill yo father
THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
>>67174868
>>67175292
He knew where he got that shirt and it certainly wasn't in the men's department
>>67188770
u forgot raekwon the chef and masta killa dumbass
Fortune magazine released their annual list of the 100 wealthiest people today and Bill Gates has been overtaken. By whom, you ask? A Harlem resident simply named Tron.
>Aired 2003-2004
It's crazy to think that this show aired before most people on /sp/ were even born.
>>67189754
Thanks for making me feel old as shit anon.
>>67188400
high test
>>67189726
>Now excuse me while I go put water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.
Best skits:
1. Black Bush
2. Playa Hater's Ball
3. Prince
4. the rest
>I went back to my old high school and told these kids what's up. I told them if they really want to get out of the ghetto they've got to study hard, stop blaming white people for their problems, and learn to rap or play basketball or something nigga you trapped
>>67187248
yeah in the racial draft
>>67190477
either that or sell crack that's the only way ive ever seen it work
so many forgotten pearls man
best thread in /sp/ for ages
WHAAT?
YEEEEAAHH!
OOOOOKKKKAAAYYYY!!!
BYE NIGGA
Katie has some big ass tittays
>WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
THE ONLY REASON I'M CRYING IS CUZ OF THE ADRENALINE
>>67190477
It's funny cause it's true
>>67190667
those were funnier than they should have been
>>67190852
>when he started speaking properly in a british accent
>tfw mudbutt
>>67190856
yeah lel
what can I say about that shirt that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?
That's impossible Rhonda! How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for ya.
>>67190477
>>67190574
>>67190839
>trapped
but then who set trap?
I'm gonna tell you something about me you might not know, Joe Rogan: I smoke rocks.
>>67179487
SAMUEL JACKSON
IT'S MY BEER
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
>>67189742
I bought this baby. Straight cash, son!
>>67190984
Whitey
>>67191009
This is not the first time I've tasted penis. In my line of work it happens all the time.
I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go!
This isn't the Vernon I know
Well allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hov
ALL OF YOU, NOW
>>>/tv/
sage
"Ay dog, ay." Earl The Snake White called out after a rival member of the 19th street gangsters, General Cornrow Wallace, made minor contact with his shoes.
Dave: AY! ay dog, ay. You stepped on my sneaka, mane."
Gang Wars is his most underrated sketch, Mos Def is funny as hell in it
>>67191107
You as cold as ice.
>>67191107
HOW YOU GON RIP IT LIKE THIS SON
HOW YO GON RIP IT LIKE THAT SON
A RING TING TING
>>67191115
Yall nigars kneed to kook up
kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
Cornrow
Best Regards
P.S. PPPrrrrrrr
>>67191107
t. Chad from Mad Real World
>>67191107
that was COOOOOOOOOLD BLOODEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>67188313
>HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
>>67191107
people having fun on /sp/ triggers me too bro
sage
>grow up during civil rights era
>fight for the advancement of your people
>get good education
>work with Patrice Lumumba, the first democratically elected Prime Minister of the Congo and the man Malcolm X called the greatest man "the greatest black man who ever walked the African continent"
>both you and your husband become college professors
>Your son is well known for portraying a crackhead and saying the word "bitch" a lot.
If your bum is leaking, you ought to be seeking Roca-Pads.
It's the Roc.
>>67186753
>this terminal pleb
Darling pinky
>>67178631
World couldn't handle any more GOATness
>>67191712
He's probably the funniest performer of the 2000s, and nobody has topped him yet. The writing of his show is literally atrocious shit tier garbage, nobody else could have delivered this drivel with such charisma and humor. Chappelle is Steve Austin, he had a short run but it was top 5 all time.
>thread syoll not pruned or deleted
Is spee, dare i say it, back?
>I'm top Playa Hata from Korea
>You bitches...better recognize
>He looks likea...broke-ass..sexual...chocolate
>>67189183
That fucking cross-eyed bouncer makes me lose my shit every time.
>>67189165
Lol
>>67191012
IT FUCKING ATE ME. A SHARK ATE ME.
>>67188770
Remember to diversify your bonds
>>67191793
p-pls yes
>>67191012
It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! mmm mmm, bitch!
>>67191792
>The writing of his show is literally atrocious shit tier garbage
the fuck are you talking about
kobe
FUCK THAT
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE PLAY WITH MY PHONE
>>67192189
Oh bitch please. You a bitch and so is your aunt.
>>67191832
>>67191897
the fuck are you doing Nigel?
THE NIGGA POURED MORTON SALT ALL OVER ME
Why it's Clifton, our coloured milkman.
who /ashylarry/ here?
I'M RICH BIATCH.
You are a doctor?
>>67192410
that took really long
>>67192047
Rashida and the black girl who appeared in a few sketches were pretty hot.
So were the dancers in the R. Kelly sketch.
They had an eye for female talent.
>>67192348
You want this roll nigga? You gunna have to shoot me for it.
>I can just be real for a moment?
>be real son
>Nigga tried to kill my father man, I dont play that shit
>say it again
>THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT OIL BITCH YOU COOKING?
>>67192678
Fucking right I'm a doctor!
>>67177254
Cocaine is a hell of s drug.
