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>rags
Caps vs. Pens tonight
Minnesota
>yfw da pongs win da stan lee
whats the chances poopinarjarvi goes to the laffs?
fucking dullass froggieposters what the fuck is wrong with you smug fucks, you will lose
Which one?
>>67171502
You need to bring back Teemu
>>67171496
Left
>>67171502
It's what happens to teams with no Minnesotans
>the Little Caesar's Arena
Who here believes pulju is a bust? please reply and upvote
>>67171556
HONK
HONK
HONK
EX-TRA CHEESE
Going to McDonalds, give me your orders
@67171572
Downvote
>>67171580
Number 4 no onions and a McChicken. Ty
>>67171572
Pulju's gonna be the steal of the draft xD
>Koivu,Granlund,Pokka confirmed
hahahah oh boy another gold here we come.
>>67171502
why is analheim and eLgAy so bad?
>>67171556
>ywn have pizza and wings with your bros while watching the Wings at the Pizza Palace™
>>67171580
20 piece mcnuggies with sweet and sour sauce and a mcchicken
>>67171502
RIP duck friend. I hope the ducks make it to the finals next year
TAPPARA
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>>67171580
McFlurry with only m&ms, no ice cream.
>>67171502
>>67171643
>""fans"" of permasummer sunbelt fake teams comforting each other
>>67171685
pics of qts in crowd or gtfo
>>67171372
Around 15%
>>67171687
>For just $.65 more, make it a McTheoFluery and ask for 10oz of vodka dumped in it.
>mad
>at pizza
Disgraceful tbqh
What's its name again?
>five hours till game
FUCK CAN'T FOCUS SO PUMPED
PLEASE WIN CAPS
>>67171806
I miss feeling like that about my team :<(
Is anyone actually rooting for the Caps over the Pens who isn't from DC/NOVA?
t. no connection to either region
>>67171873
Toronto is cheering for the Caps too (sorry in advance)
>>67171791
>a fucking carle
>>67171786
Are we posting retired players?
>a fucking pizza
>>67171370
Haha, look at that retarded looking penguin.
That mascot is pretty stupid looking too.
>>67171904
Seriously..
Is it "veh-zee-na", "Vezna", or "vez-eenuh"?
>>67171806
Caps barely beat shit flyers team. You really think they can beat the pongs?
>>67171580
Chocolate shake, no cherry. I just got my wisdom teeth pulled.
>>67172015
Vez nuh
>>67171716
>Mad at hot
>Brooks Orpik on the Penguins: "Everybody knows they've probably been the best team in the league."
Yeah, Caps confirmed BTFO
>>67172015
Vuh zeyene uh
>>67171901
If they win I hope they put Laich's name on the cup. I think he is eligible.
>>67172015
Vay-zee-naw
>>67172113
>88
confirmed weather master race
>>67172113
Nothing wrong with living in a climate like that, but go follow volleyball or apehoop. No city where kids never played hockey outside can ever really have credibility as a fanbase.
Now that the Habs have been exposed can we retroactively agree that Dubnyk was the best goalie last season?
>>67172150
Agreed, Laich is awesome. Seems like a genuinely good dude
>>67172155
Got it, thanks so much.
>>67171607
Yeah right... our defence is shit.
We don't have decent goalies, bronze is realistic but gold...
Big nope.
>>67172203
no it actually proves how good Price is that the Habs are so bad without him
>>67172274
That's what they said in 2011
I'm still waiting you smug faggot
>>67172203
I'd say Dubnyk is second behind Price because he got the mild to the playoffs both this year and last.
Have you accepted your new masters yet?
>tfw our year
>>67172166
What about autism matthews
Look what I found on Reddit. Those guys are excellent memesters
>>67172601
>red wings
haha that's a good one
>Rags
>tfw just got done with my third essay in four days
>tfw tired
>tfw going to sleep a little less than five hours and wake uo for the second period of the pongs-caps game
>>67172601
>reddit wings
>>67173082
thesis?
>>67171580
hot & spicy mcchicken, sub artisan roll, add jalapenos and bacon
>>67172601
Why were you on reddit in the first place?
>>67173156
Some bullcrap about research ethics during observations studies on criminals within the penal system.
>tfw went and got a $5 hot and ready because of all the pizzaposting
truly the most awful of pizzas 2bh
>>67173248
I browse quite regularly, my friend from Czechia :^)
So who do you want to win it all lads in the WCF and ECF and advance to the cup?
>Bloos
>Pens
>>67173338
Yeah, unless I'm truly on the run, I'd rather throw a similarly priced DiGornio in the oven for 20 minutes
>>67173338
>animeposting
fucking stop
>>67173273
*snickers* penal
>>67173433
Penguins vs Shorks tbqh
>>67173433
Blues and Caps
what time do the selke finalists get announced lads?
>>67173433
Sharks & Caps winning it, as per EA's simulation
>mfw cucks slept on us
>mfw the shorks are already sleeping on us
>mfw the blose sleep on us
>>67173620
Blues arent sleeping on shit fuck boi
>>67173273
>etikmodul
jej
Everyone's done something similar, no matter what subject you study.
>>67173620
>>67173662
he's right
it's really hard to fall asleep on meth
>>67173662
>canadian """""goaltending""""""""""
>>67173433
This >>67173550 tbqh
>>67173690
Jeffco is not St. Louis. Thats like being a cuck from Belleville who tells people hes from St. Louis.
>""""""""""goaltending""""""""""
>>67173713
You're replying to a Chicago wigger who first snorted oxy at age 11. He doesn't know what Jeffco is.
>>67173713
>>67173747
>being so defensive about banter
don't worry, I won't take your cooking spoon
6 skaters > 5 skaters + goalie
>>67173747
snorting oxy is a waste
>>67173794
tßh, no
why hoc dead?
>Come inside after a long day of work in the pizza fields of Michigan
>Sun settles into the western horizon like a pristine lump of dough after an expert toss
>The wife smiles at you, her cheeks the blushing color of tomato sauce
>pizza for dinner again
>pizza is your favorite
>your children, Anchovelina and Pepperino fold their hands angelically and say grace
>you thank God with your beautiful family for your pizza bounty
>the serene night sky darkens to the star-pierced color of juicy black olives
>settle into bed with your loving wife
>cheese in her tight pussy before drifting off to sleep
Haters will find flaws in this exquisite way of life.
>rags
>Tfw you are not going to make it to the drop of the puck awake
>>67173964
What do you base the premise that /hoc/ has to be alive on?
>>67174130
Want me to wake you?
>>67174130
cheer up binland
you'll always have memes
perkele
>>67173964
/hoc/ is just a construct
>>67174143
Hes saying no bumps
Are there any good Tampa Bay Lightning forums out there?
>>67174444
nice quads, reddit.com
>>67174444
What a waste
>>67173620
Nah, >we didn't do so well against the preds in the regular season so I'm not overly confident yet. And as a shorks fan I know better than to get cocky this time of year. But, this team is better than years past and has done a lot to improve depth and take pressure off top line guys, which makes a bigger difference in the playoffs when guys are playing 30 minutes a game.
This will be a closer series than the kings.
>publix gives you both tasty pubsubs and quads
ITS NOT FAIR
>>67174444
>tranpa
Well lads I'm going to sleep. Wake me in 3 hours.
>>67174567
>that flag
careful, you could go to jail for hate speech
>>67174507
why /lgbt/
3-1 caps tonight
>>67174590
Goodnight fäm im going to sleep too
>>67174660
4-2 Pens confirmed
>>67174595
whatever I'll be back in Canada in a month anyways
>>67173701
Fukin smug
>>67174660
I agree and Caps in 6
>>67174729
4 OT game ending at 3am confirmed.
>it's a "eurocucks fuck off and leave /hoc/ to the good posters" episode
Could be comfy desu
>>67174880
>/hoc
>good posters
what did he mean by this?
>>67174880
Hey im still here and going no where
>>67173969
Holy shit
>>67174880
>>67174880
I'll be here all night sen pai.
JUST
>tfw gonna miss pens caps to see some pleb tier capeshit film
why must i have friends
>>67173508
>not liking anime
>in the current year
>>67175027
America out
Somali cock in
Just the way you want it
>>67175127
>tfw massive exam next week, my last actuarial exam, need to study constantly until then
>still going to watch pens-caps today, saturday, and Monday
Don't be a faget
Anyone have pierre lepenis?
>>67175251
sorry, I don't keep up with the latest non-memes that are being forced
>>67174761
>Implying you won't go to jail there either
>>67175264
>>67175269
Already a meme, publix-cuck.
>>67175329
Just because you say it is, doesn't make it so. And not even a tampon gay fag :^)
>>67175314
What a fucking clsssic
> tfw ducks fan
>>67175252
c'mon m8, uni/collage is a fucking cake walk.
>>67175370
>wongs the only one crowded out
pottery
>>67175356
>tfw no qt Blues fan gf that you rescued from the St. Louis ghetto
>>67175356
oh god i'd become an insta blues fan if there's moar
>>67175376
this, americans need to learn how to study more efficient based on the crying they do
>be a blues fan
>get murdered in an alleyway trying to buy meth
>>67175356
HNG
Apparently Brett Hull gave this guy that was tweeting about watching his first hockey game tickets to game 3.
>>67175426
> be a butt blasted Shitcago fan
> get shot for walking out into public
>>67175459
relax, Daquon
from what I understand you can use EBT to get refreshments at scottrade
>>67175376
I've been out of college for five years. Actuarial exams are for professional credentialing. They're harder than college exams and I have to study for them while working full time.
It's like the CPA for accountants but more rigorous (we joke CPA stands for "Can't Pass Actuarials).
>>67175484
Good luck man, my brain hurts just thinking about something like that
> fire Bruce Brudreau
> trade getzlaf , Perry and Fowler out for picks
> give Kesler The C and Cogs and Hampus As
Get it done Bob . Ducks can't win it with the current squad
>>67175459
>doesn't understand per capita
>Chicago literally isn't even on the top 50 list
St Louis, worse than Baltimore, Detroit and third world countries
Quads and hawks win 2016-17 stan lee
Who can stop us?
>>67175550
>off by 5
>tumblr frog
At least 5 more years til you win another
>>67175549
>>67175558
>finnish goaltending
>>67175558
> Finnish Goaltending
> mediocre D
>>67175484
fair do's la
>>67175558
>parise-less mild
a playoff caliber team. you haven't played one yet.
>>67175525
>>67175513
Patrick "Your Screams are in Vain" Kane.
sry lads but its our fuckin turn. predditors are going to get btfo, then the bloos, then the pens. burnzie wins connsmythe
>>67175426
>literally dominated by south america
good lord
rat
>>67175622
>cheering for reddithawks 2.0
>>67175622
As a Ducks fan , I hope you annihilate the dirty fucking Inbreds . fuck Webber , Neal and Foresberg with a rusty dildo
>>67175558
lehterä-tarasenko duo
>>67175655
>Cucks
>getting mad because you choked yet again
>>67175641
fuck you chad
>>67175655
>>67175622
:3
REEEEEEE WHY IS THERE NO >KEKS ELIMINATION COLLAGE YET I SPENT ALL MY GOODBOY POINTS FOR NOTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67175643
t. reddithawk fan
everyone knows the blues are the reddit team. FFS shitloads of chicago fans throughout the midwest used to be fucking blose fans until 2010
> youll never be finnish-american
pls explain to me why any of you are living
>>67175655
>literally, unironically losing 4 game 7s in a row
Consider sudoku
Gonna try to sleep for two hours now. Good luck keeping up the memes
>>67175699
this
>>67175688
They're so mad.
>>67175711
P E R K E L E
>>67175711
take off the proxy pegga
>>67175641
Can some euro player please break this kid's neck? He doesn't deserve to wear the Red, White, and Blue.
>>67175713
>>67175670
Nah atleast I've seen my team win a cup unlike most /hoc/ fags even if my team has been choking in spectacular fashion for last 4 seasons
>>67175727
probably because they don't have god tier slags like the perds
>>67175690
It wasn't unexpected so not as many people shit posted about it
>>67175711
Hi Matt Damon!
>mfw ducks at home game 7's
>>67175735
tis the Isänmaa finnbruv
>>67175767
>it wasn't unexpected
Wow, you redditors are in full-on damage control mode. Everyone here had the preds out in 6 games max. Stay mad though, cuck.
>>67174860
Yes agreed as well
As a Sens fan I empathize with Ducks fans.
I know what it is like to watch a team that just can't win a game 7.
>>67175743
>s-seriously g-guys, I d-don't give a s-shit!!!
>>67175828
>y-you're reddit cuz I'm stupid
Lmao is this some stinky smelly beaner excuse for a rebuttal?
>>67175392
I live in STL man you wouldnt like the girls here. They are all alcoholics or single moms. Its slim pickings unless you are born into a rich family that paid for your college.
>>67175903
thought it was going to be that way with the blues
>>67175947
just wait for round 2
pens in 6, cap this post
>>67175971
If the Blues lose to the soft ass Stars I'd be very butthurt
>>67175981
Caps in 6, pen this post
caps in 4, crozby cant handle ovechkin
Caps in 5, Pongs memegoaler can't handle Ovie and I think Kuzy is going to find his groove
>>67175981
>>67176012
Which one should I actually cap
>>67176054
second clearly indicates you should pen it
>>67176054
Caps in 6
>>67176012
>>67176029
>>67176048
>>67176054
>>67176076
caps are a really good team, i just don't understand how you only score 1 goal in 3 games against the worst team in the playoffs
>>67176048
Agreed n holtby is on fire, good luck to the young pens goalie going against ovechkin
>>67176116
Fleury isnt back?
habs win draft lottery
>>67176066
I'm not going to draw on my phone dummy
>>67176143
they said he's still experiencing concussion symptoms, but i think that's bs. if murray were to have a bad game or two, flower would be back in
Test post. Am i still banned?
Also, pongs in 6
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
Prepare for Bill posting lads
>tfw Finland is back to producing elite prospects after 10 years of nothing but weak useless mememanlets like Granlunds and TT
>>67176110
The caps vastly outplayed the Flyers in games 5 and 6 but Neuvirth was hot. To some degree it comes down to how much you "believe" in analytics.
Making numbers up here, if the Caps historically shoot 10% and Neuvirth is a career .915 goalie but Caps shoot 2% and he saves .975 over two games, you might expect the numbers to revert, especially with the Caps spending all game in the offensive zone. As much as we all hate to admit it, hockey is a highly skilled but highly luck driven game.
Now this holds pretty well over a season, but in the playoffs small samples can fuck things up and anything can happen.
>>67176372
>rags
>>67176406
very true. this series is basically the cup final. it's going to be great to watch.
>>67176477
>two leastern teams are the cup final
>>67176380
my body is so ready
>>67176492
According to vegas, yes
>>67176531
Hello mr. bettman.
>>67175828
>my bracket has predators - shorks
feels good man
Based fennoswede Kaj Kunnas telling da truf
http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/hockey/landslag/hockeyvm/article22714507.ab
>>67176625
roll
Dubs and Connor McDavid breaks his leg in the first game of next season and never plays again
>>67176672
>>67176672
would be awesome desu senpai
LGTSS
>JEW YORK AND TRANPA GAY ARE SO IRRELEVANT THAT THEIR NEXT GAME IS AT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>67176701
kind of sad desu, Its going to be a good series.
Islanders are easily the most entertaining team to watch lately and John Tavares is playing better than anyone in the league right now.
Meanwhile they shove shit boring games in primetime slots just because of the Bettman hype machine.
Watch this fucking Pens/Caps game end 2-1 in a slow paced grindfest as fucking usual.
>>67176761
>"Finland"
>posts Snusmumriken
>>67176799
>islels mad at a real series
>>67176761
made in jap town anyway
>>67176845
truth
>>67176810
That's Nuuskamuikkunen you mongoloid
>>67176845
neutral fan actually, the primetime games have been mostly shit aside from Blues/Black cocks but thats over now.
>>67176799
Pens/Caps is usually a pretty wide open rush game
>>67176878
no hawks are coming back to sweep in 9
dubs and publix wins da cup
>>67172113
>fahrenfail
>living in florida willingly
sorry about your luck
remember to boat
>>67172166
Tampa has more credibility as a fanbase than the "State of Hockey". No team has moved out of Tampa
>>67176882
on paper sure, but as we learned in the first round it will quickly slow into a grindfest.
Ovechkin will try to be MR. Tuff again and Crosby will respond to that, next thing you know its a 2-1 snoozefest overhyped by the NHL.
>no canadian team playoff berths
what went wrong?
>>67177081
canadians suck at hockey, thought it was common knowledge at this point
>>67177081
Leafs doing a legit rebuild and doing it right finally.
The other teams just suck ass.
>>67177078
nobody expected the caps/flyers to be wide open
>>67177078
We may see 2-1 games but that will be because of the strong goaltending. We'll see high event games with good stops probably. Not boring to me.
I do think we may see the caps expose the D and Murray though. Kid is good but hasn't faced ovie-backstrom or the creativity of kuznetsov-williams.
Fuck I'm hype. Gonna watch at local pizza place.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
>>67177270
>rags
>>67177081
>Calgary
No goaltending, poor coaching
>Edmonton
edmonton
>Vancouver
Injuries to a team that was already mediocre+mishandling and overplaying their kids+poor coaching
>Montreal
No Price exposed what is a pretty thin forward group
>Toronto
Rebuilding
>Winnipeg
Tough conference, not good enough on special teams, taking a shitton of penalties while not being able to kill them
>>67177180
Supposedly the Caps were going to overpower the Flyers, instead they got drawn into slow paced 1-0 type games and barely got out of the series in 6 games.
>>67177184
Craps are a PP babby team, especially Ovechkin. As far as pure shooting ability, Tarasenko has him by a mile. Ovechkin relies on powerpolay one timers to carry his scoring. Tarasenko, Benn, Tavares actually have a wrist shot worth talking about, Ovechkin really doesn't.
The only way they score a lot is if they get 7+ powerplays per game. Hence why they try to draw penalties when the game is 5 on 5, because they aren't that strong 5 on 5.
>>67177306
kek just realized I forgot Ottawa
>shit-tier defence outside of Karlsson, and also incredibly poor team D & possession #s
>bad coaching
>>67177326
you just can't post shit like this. caps fans will get too upset.
