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Oliver edition
Previous thread not worth linking.
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>67170897
>>67170897
>>67170897
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Can you faggots just link the previous thread?
>>67143138
>>67170897
Tempted to join whenever I see a tipster do that desu
that German here
just deposited 1.000€, now waiting for the tips
also shit thread
>>67170924
Does this fella have a twitter? I've tried the 25£ to £1000 three times now and all times it failed immediately. Got another tipser I'm keeping my eye on for it though.
>>67170943
s_l_a_g_s
>>67170944
>>67170936
>>67170924
Fuck off you greasy little sixth formers
>2016
>still gambling instead of limiting penny punting slugs for the bookies
Tears!
lads stop betting just invest
>>67170982
You running the live help chat now lid?
>>67170961
That's quite rude, mate. You shouldn't say things like that to people you don't know. I suggest apologizing. No need to hurt people's feelings for no reason.
>>67170988
betting is investment senpai
>AbsolutelyRektPmsl ROI back up to ~40% over 50+ tips
paid TT tipsters shaking
>>67171002
Wall_Street and KornerKing now on suicide watch!
>>67170982
You kurts new piece of ass?
>>67170988
in investing, you are expecting an return, but in bet you JUST
>>67171001
show us your spreadsheet
>>67171015
F R A U D S
just increased my medium stake from 50 to 100
it's going all downhill from now, right?
Villarreal 100% possession so far
Keep it up lads
>not one mention
>>67171507
Shocking. /bet/ is dead
>>67171507
pls spoonfeed?
is bookmaker.eu legitimate lads
i'm trying to bet for the first time. i want to bet on messina to become lakers coach. maybe a cheeky $20. odds are like +1500
>>67171703
>cheeky
wew lad
>Shakhtar DC @2.5
Imagine not getting on this
>>67171729
w-what
Does Mcbrutus from here?
>>67171827
Shrewd
>>67171827
surreal
Can't stop losing
Won't stop losing
>>67171945
>>67171953
Imagine.
I was on Liverpool/Sevilla score 1st @ 5.00
If LELVERPOOL just scores, well, considering domino's lads
>It's alright, I acca-edged it
>Liverpool have more possession
What happened to the famous Spanish possession teams? This is a Klopp team for fuck sake.
>>67172982
>Villareal
>>67172982
Liverpool have had 44%
>>67173063
Fuck off lying u lttl rat, I'll call trade in standers if so.
>>67173294
Need updates on the girl who wanted to see the eu green book
>>67173294
>girls that don't respond
Sickening really.
>>67173389
Excellent work. She looks a bit rough though, any past kids?
>>67173429
She's 18 and fit. Going off her slutty pics youd think she'd be well up for a shag with Lux.
Lumping my month's pay (AKA pennies) on Bakambu first goalscorer
>>67173586
RISKY
>>67173560
>18
How old are you lid?
I think i get more matches than Euan.
Goddamn it, this is the third time in as many days.
>>67173633
I hope this is real
TEARS
>>67173633
Genuinely can't read this
How much did you put on?
>>67173633
>soccer fan
Few questions lids.
What's an acceptable rent cost for an inner-city (not London) flat?
What's a fair price for a haircut, local?
What's an acceptable roll amount for small, medium and large bets being 0.5%, 1% etc?
What's an average number of matches on tinder per day?
>>67173778
500
£7.50 max
0.5,1,2,5
4 or 5
>>67173878
>4 or 5
Bollocks
>UEFA says Villareal has 53% possession
>bet365, 49%
>BBC, can't see it as the sites now utterly useless.
>>67173924
Bet will be settled by the UEFA stats.
>>67173888
>>67173878
By roll I meant, what your roll sum is, for the 0.5%, 1%.
>>67173924
>BBC, can't see it as the sites now utterly useless.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36125936
>>67173958
Yes. I'm hot shit in Buenos Aires
>>67173949
>They're not on the possession fix.
>>67173958
What's the problem Jamal, the birds in Des Moines too good for your sweaty degenerate gambling habbit?
>>67173994
>46%
top KEK, BBC really are sucking up to the 96.
>>67173778
1. 1 person flat? You're probably looking at £400 per month
2. £50
3. what did he mean by this
4. Depends on location, if you're in London or in a big city and actually get some Vitamin D I'd say between 2-5
>>67174065
Your liberal lasses always state they're visiting from USA just so they can get jolly rodgered by superior Anglos.
>>67173907
can't help being decently looking, still never get a reply.
>>67174050
Hass, had any luck lately cuz?
>>67174065
The Average American bird is probably easier to pull than the average southern girl down here, more difficult than the northern lasses though.
>>67174147
Got this fitty from Cali on the goer, wanna tag team this yank cunt lid?
>Owen Hargreaves will never co-commentate on a game with any goals
>Bakampoo
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>67174218
How come none of these rudeboys have jobs?
>>67174263
They do. They're acting.
UAC
>lelverpol
got superliked by a bird earlier, she was alright, swiped right and within seconds she unmatched me, must have superliked by accident, stupid bint
>>67173778
fuck off you mong
>mfw I might get a job at home as a translator for Mexican- American companies and get paid a shitload of money
>mfw I might be able to bet full time
>mfw I might be able to shitpost in here and post tips
Have I made it big time, lads?
>tfw bet on Sevilla & Villareal to win when it was 40/1
>>67174503
>be mexican
>is your head still on?
if yes, you've made it
>>67174140
Well I still throw all notions of proper bankroll management out the window when I have a run of big losses, and I've made a few bets over the last week I'm quite frankly ashamed of, but I've well and truly recovered from that Nadi game, bankroll now stands at over 3k so can't complain.
I got smashed this weekend from a 2 for 1 VK's offer at my local haunt and tried it on with this Turkish bird who'd rejected me a few weeks ago and again, she was not interested in my ROI for April.
>>67174555
Can't imagine the Peckham shit hole you call home.
>>67174588
>Implying I won't bait you out as a paigon
>>67174622
I don't understand what that means.
>>67174662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM
Hassan is almost definitely in this video
>>67174662
*kisses teeth*
>>67174710
the utter state of this country
>>67174710
Not a single white person,
Really feel bad for Londoners.
I met er in by dat ting down in ol' Peckham, ye she drink VK, an er pussy tastes like cola, c h e r r y kola. she baited up to I and she asked cuz to grind, an in iz light skinned voice he said shut up, s h u t u p.
>>67174710
blacks SO stylish
>>67174710
This is why voting OUT is so utterly pointless. The only thing Britons can do is buy land and property in villages in the countryside, drink proper beer in the brick built pubs where you can walk and take your dog, watch Top Gear repeats on Sundays and have play eiter golf or tennis with the lads on a Saturday.
>>67174824
Dont. Just do you hair like him and put on some fake tan and send her a pic like that of yourself. Gradually send her pics of you looking less like him and more like yourself and she wont even notice.
>>67174622
where you living? east london here
>>67174824
pics lid.
>>67174900
pmsl please have sex
>>67174710
Would any brit be willing to explain what they're saying?
What language is this?
>>67174945
>everyone is white and tory
You must either not be white, or not be a tory.
Most likely both. Odds on you voting for Corbyn in 2020 @1.050
>>67174903
It's a fake name as well
>>67174959
Londonistani
>>67174959
>Brits
These are not Brits Ireland, these are Londoners.
>>67174900
I'd rather fuck off abroad
>>67174710
>>67174909
I'm not from London ffs
I hate this meme
>>67174991
>Not being Lib Dem and stabbing penny punting students in the back
>>67175020
this tbqh
>>67174710
absolutely fucking tragic
Should move to Glasgow desu
>>67175051
Forgot name field
How much of a danger will I be if I add some of the peng tings from that snapchat slide ins video posted in the thread a while ago
Also, who bankroll Cubs moneyline here
>>67174986
L E E
E
E
>>67175094
Fuck off Euan
>>67174958
Lib dems.
>>67174986
zzz, not me
How dead is /bet/ going to be in the next few hours when we've all gone to bed or the Janny has his asperges kick in.
fucking hell
Move us to /biz/ already.
>>67175211
Pmsl at still being on /bet/ and not being at /Euan/ on biz
>>67175389
pls leave
>>67175394
### pls
[Independiente del Valle-River Plate] *Over1.5FT* & [Sao Paulo-Toluca] *Over1.5FT*
>>67175437
posting tt tips on /bet/
think you're on the wrong side of history kiddo
>>67175453
>thinking I'm posting it seriously
o i am laffin
>>67175437
>100.73% ROI
What would Euan say?
How long is Euan banned for ffs, miss him so much.
I'll say again, all my tips are posted on @tipstertube. No bullshit, just tips straight to your phone.
>>67175580
>I'll say again
first time he's said it
>>67175580
Where is this lid?
Honestly think we should move to /biz/. This jani is getting unbearable. Should we make a thread there asking if they will accept us?
>>67176277
do it, you have my support.
I don't even look through /sp/ anymore, just want a comfy thread. Will get rid of dutch tips, and flag prejudice.
>bovada removed the paxton Lynch line
Do they really lurk here?
Altitude advantage here for Del Valle, but River are the much better side on paper, but they don't deal with altitude too well after watching them in La Paz several times... 2800m here compared to 3700m La Paz. Prices look pretty good pre. Home win/draw most likely.
somehow 25p down today, any bets to propel me into profit for today?
>>67176299
>>67176299
>getting rid of banter and fun
Just realised I've won 21 of my last 23 bets. Not too bad tbqhwy
>>67176299
>>>/biz/1220439
>>67176506
All of that will stay, just no mong jani
>>67176549
Honestly don't think the moderation is too bad, tinder discussion DOES go overboard sometimes. It's just jani needs to realise that we need something else to discuss while there's not a bet on.
Don't see how that will improve by moving to /biz/.
Also, flags are important for /bet/ culture and for Albania.
>>67176583
IDs will improve the thread tenfold desu.
>>67176647
How so?
>>67176668
hopefully then you'll stop replying to yourself
We've been kicked out of /biz/ lids.
>biz thread deleted
Well that was fun while it lasted pmsl
>/biz/ /bet/ deleted already
pmsl
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
Sweet as.
But I was going to make the point that on /sp/ /bet/ is usually tucked away from prying eyes on page 3, here it'll be the centrepiece of the board if /biz/ is as inactive as I think it is
SURELY that'll mean we'll be under more scrutiny by the janis
>pruned
just placed my first sports bet and i'm nervous as fuk lads, even though it's just $50. pray 4 me
Pmsl
pmsl we're going to be like fucking Viktor Navorski soon.
>Make a thread about making money on a business board
>get deleted
I'll take that as a "no" from /biz/
We're not being moved to /biz/ lads
>>67177027
What you on friendo?
>>67177027
what on?
>>67177036
Nice reference
>>67177027
wtb?
/bet/ is moving to r9k
>>67177027
ettore messina to be lakers next head coach. he was +1500
We're being moved to /toy/ lads
>>67177064
sorry this post was for you guys
>>67177041
>>67177044
>>67177061
>>67177039
we're being moved to /b/ lads
Gobbled up and spat out by the big boys of /biz/
>>67177039
It's like going to your 1st choice uni on open day for your tutor to turn around and kick you out for not actually meeting the entry requirements.
/bet/ is like 2nd choice, hoping the principal lets us stay.
But theres knowledge that we could end up at our 3rd choice, /asp/, we only put it down as 3rd choice because we would get 1st and 2nd.
>>67177057
Thanks lid, I had to google "that airport film with tom hanks" to get the reference, glad you enjoyed it.
Need /bet/ to have its own board tbqh
Is a thread for each league asking too much?
>>67177085
to clarify i know this has a great chance of happening and the line seemed crazy so i tried it. i know /bet/ is filled with savages who bet hundreds on the reg but it was just an exciting fun thing nahmean
NEW
>>>/r9k/28196795
>>>/r9k/28196795
>>>/r9k/28196795
>>67177125
Only way that would happen would be on 8ch tbhwy
What I was going to post in /biz/, I think it's still relevant
>>1220505
>Mackers v Lux
Like Ronaldo v Messi threads
>PGA discussion
>TT discussion
>bet365 in-play free bet offer
>separate sport threads
>amerisports
>ausbet
>apprentice/eurovision/whatever reality show you can bet on
>politics
And these are all generals. If you think this is all a bit unlikely, look to /asp/ again
>ITT: we post wrestlers and divas who works the smark the hardest
It will be a steaming cauldron of shite. I go on /biz/ and /bet/ daily and I think this will be the death of both
>>67177150
listen, shut up a minute, what's your source, your info?
>>67177036
>>67177057
2nded. GOAT film about Tom Hanks being stranded in an airport
>>67177167
Think you're wrong tbqh pal, I'm personally of the belief that /bet/ posters are a bit more intelligent than people who watch wrestling, pretty sure we would stay in the same thread. Just like we've done on /sp/
>>67177167
Those threads would have 3 active posters each
River Plate goals when?
>>67177232
>I'm personally of the belief that /bet/ posters are a bit more intelligent than people who watch wrestling
>I rank /bet/
>>67177167
Disagree desu. /bet/ isn't big enough to fragment
>>67177232
Intelligent, maybe. But master shitposters. It might start off as banter but we'd '>schalke' that board
>>67177265
You actually bet on them tho? They're playing a team who plays at high altitude
>>67177308
>falling for the altitude meme
you need to stop paying for PGA friendalino
>>67177327
Was thinking about getting on river dnb, but they really do look exhausted
>>67177327
Implying its a meme, its just a fact that altitude affects your ability to breathe, let alone play football for 90m
>>67177308
>come down to regular altitude
>turn into that juiced team from Space Jam
If we pretend we bet on virtuals, could we maybe get a spot over at /vg/?
Tell me WHY you aren't bankrolling DeLivery RT5 corners /bet/
>>67177447
who?
>>67177439
bet on e-sports
>>67177447
who? don't tell me youre paying KornerKing Has.
>>67177435
>being this facetious
Not even sure I can be bothered with /bet/ anymore
>>67177610
Fuck off then :)
>>67177539
Pls give me a bit of credit
But if he's actually managed to get people to pay him for his tips he needs to be tried for exploitation of the handicapped
I was memeing about Independiente
>>67177610
no one is keeping you here matey.
carry on putting your 50p accy edges on at the weekend, tap tap boom.
while i'm busy reinvesting my 5 figure roll
>British /bet/
>>67177628
Sure thing m8 enjoy your rball bets because I won't be tipping shit in future
>>67177637
Imagine.
Closing the thread now. Bye
>>67177688
I have a bad feeling about this
>>67177671
>Australian anything
>>67177688
post tips or gtfo
>>67177777
/bet/ IS /sp/
QUINTS CONFIRM
>>67177777
DESTROYED
BASED BRITBRO
>>67177777
WITNESSED
>>67177777
wew keked those bby
>>67177777
it begins
![2638166[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7aKmFNI.jpg "2638166[1].jpg")
>>67177777
>Quints
Thats revenge for those ANZAC cucks leaving us in the shit at Gallipoli
silly Brits never had much luck in chance based gaming.
>>67177896
>'Take these repeating digits, faggots AHAHAHAHA'
>>67177991
Mostly suffered by Brits due to anzac incompetence and cowardice
>night /bet/ 2016
Maple pls
Night lids x
>>67178178
night friendo, hope your dreams are as good as todays bets x
robot thread pruned
is /bet/ truly dead
11111111111
>Loneliest Vagabond is the king of /r9k/
I don't want to go back there pls
>>67178398
ALTITUDE
L
T
I
T
U
D
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We've been moved to /b/ lads.
>>>/b/681705372
>>67178558
one of the worst /bet/ threads i've ever seen
i feel sick
whos's on boston celtic?
got money line, medium on so 200. feeling this /bet/ magic.
>>67178654
Is that guy still out for Celtics?
>>67178698
Bradley is still out, but Celtics are playing at home
>>67178698
Celtics are massively undervalued, I'm going large.
>>67178836
>American home 'advantage'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARpzavb7PQk
>>67178871
No they aren't. It is correctly priced.
>>67178945
watch and see
What is the deal with /biz/? The people on there are so fucking weird and I don't understand a word they are saying, It's all posturing their degrees and talking about how to suck off people at networking events PMSL.
Imagine being that obsessed with making the Jew rich, these are the type of guys who will be driving their ferrari's around London Bridge whilst Jamal is at home seeing to their wife
>>67179148
some people see making money as an end rather than the means
wankers mostly
>>67179148
Most of them are actually NEET losers, the rest are crypto shilling shitposters. There are a few good threads sometimes though.
>>67178871
pmsl at how bad hawks are playing
thnx for this tip friendo, gonna be avin dominos 2nite
There has been sports betting threads on /biz/ before many times.
I am assuming there is a mod/janitor lurking here and is just deleting it to annoy us as that's what they most like to do.
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>Celtics
>>67179933
Excellent, now I can reback
IMAGINE still betting on correctly priced American sports, i am pmsl laughing tbqh
>celtics
this is awful
>>67180852
This.
The only good bet in american sports history was Chiefs +5.
>>67180852
If you get on early lines then American sports are actually very profitable. There are a lot more mugs in Vegas than in Asia and Vegas need to balance their books too.
Cash Out or stick lids ?
Did DACkers tip Sao Paulo?
>>67181967
bet that lttl rat is on anyway.
>>67181738
cash out and never bet on luck puck ever again
>>67182127
Ice Hockey is the easiest thing to bet on.
I got up to £500 in the first 6 playoff games from £10
11111111111111
Surely gets the girls wet
Anyone had any bets on the NFL draft?
>>67183353
Had pennies on Tunsil to go top 4 lol. Blindsided by that video
>>67183353
On paxton Lynch over 21.5 @3
>>67183409
Same, highly considering smashing the German kid to be over 230.5
Surely no Gm falls for this meme
>>67178871
>I'm going large
One of the worst bets I've ever seen lid, congrats.
>>67183585
whats this?
>>67184005
moritz boehringer
Just google it, he's a German guy who crushed workouts so stories started being made about him. O230.5 is 2.2 ish
>Backed Tolima +2 literally seconds before the goal
Based
>>67183455
Hup (:
Welp, I trusted the boston meme.
Based Hawks.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7112894/Leicester-fan-missed-out-on-100000-after-forgetting-to-place-Premier-League-winning-bet-for-first-time-in-20-years.html
>LEICESTER fan John Micklethwaite is counting the cost of a major blunder - by forgetting to bet on his team to win the title for the first time in 20 years.
Absolutely rekt
>page 7
Ok
RIP /freemoney/
Never forget
>>67191024
RIP Belgian bro too
is this /bet/'s official theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEtDVy55shI
>>67179210
why do you gamble
>>67182166
Wew lad
>>67191283
Their new album is decent
You should check out Gengahr friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHTLykxtwdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjJo_6Cv3s
AFL aussie anon around? What's the bet for tonight's game? Thinking of going North SW pre game, and maybe -3.5 North handicap for the in play bet. Bulldogs plagued by injuries and I'm thinking North will run away with it in the last quarter
>>67192152
Dogs to win it in a nailbiter
Anybody up for NPL?
Currently at Knights Stadium for Avondale vs. South Melbourne. Put a cheeky bet on South winning by 1.5 or more.
>>67192800
Reasoning? Avondale seem to have finally got their new signings gelled after a dire start, listening to radio commentary, give us a shout
Anyone on the cez nymburk fix?
>>67192933
go on...
>>67192975
nymburk +15.5 and o 168.5 total.
>>67192922
Because it's South Melbourne, Irebro. Souths will win this
