Im 5"4 what sport can I play?
do you have pretty legs?
>>67168677
Isnt penaldo like 5'4
Horse jockey
toss the midget
>>67168677
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
N
soccer
horse racing
baseball
You could play goalkeeper or centre back in La Liga.
>>67168677
>Im 5"4 what sport can I play?
Sucking off truckers without kneeling down
>>67168677
Cycling, but be prepared to suffer horribly, because you're a climber and Americans are all shit.
Soccer
>>67168850
What is going on here
Could be good for long distance running
Soccer, bowling, poker, golf if you buy childrens clubs. You aren't small enough to be a jockey.
>>67168885
blue shirt is tripping fluro yuro faggot runner 'fan' in the mountains of the tdf.
Which was good, but the faggot got up and started punching him out with no strong response, major dissapoint.
>>67168742
Ronaldo is 6'2"
put on a wig and play womens volleyball, probably the closest you'll ever get to a female mate
>tfw 5'6
>>67168927
put that down, what's going on here
>>67168850
Wasn't Iverson like 5 foot?
>>67169033
6'1", which in basically 5' for basketball players
WNBA? Jockey?
>>67168677
soccer
All that GOATs are complete manlets.
>>67169066
>tfw 5'10
>Tay Tay is 5'10
> tfw you could still plow Tay Tay if you wanted to
feels good
I'm 5'7 and played tennis in high school.
>>67169130
aside from the fact she's an ugly hag, you stand no chance of ever doing so
>>67168677
I play soccer, american football and basketball and I'm 5'4. So those sports.
>>67169130
>You're both 5'10"
>You have to stand next to her on the red carpet as she's wearing high heels
>>67169211
I know, but at least height won't be a reason why she doesn't fuck me.
>>67168850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls3NxXSb1K0
>start shit
>can't finish it
>hide behind your whale gf
>>67169223
You ride the bench in basketball and american football
>>67169244
congrats
You win at gains
>>67168677
Is being Danny DeVito's stunt double a sport?
>>67168677
be a boxer, its by weight class. Its the only sport where manlets can make millions.
>>67168677
Russian Roulette
>>67169223
Sucking the players off after the games doesn't count as playing
>>67168677
Ping Pong is the obvious answer.
>>67168677
MMA
>>67168677
>tfw 5'11
Feels good man, must suck to be a fucking manlet.
Even a spic is taller than you, how does it feel?
I hear midget tossing is really taking off
dodgeball
Russian Roulette
with yourself
>>67169517
anything less than 6'0" is manlet territory, manlet
>>67169601
I'm Mexican and that changes the measuring size, I'm a giant in here.
>>67168677
Horse racing.
Cuckball
Wifessonning
Manlettiss
>>67168677
European League Basketball.
>>67169796
What kind of autism is this? List doesn't make any sense.
Porn fluffer
>>67169820
Not being able to understand abstract things like wordplay is like the #1 sign of autism. Maybe you should see a professional, anon.
>>67168677
Halo
am I banned?
>>67168677
Horse racing but maybe you're too tall for that.
>>67169869
It's not wordplay though. The words aren't even remotely related to what they're supposed to represent, and sound nothing like them either.
F1 pilot.
>>67170986
*driver
my bad, they're called pilots here
But that's impossible for you.
Kart racing isn't and it's pretty fun, maybe you could try that.
>>67168677
Volleyball as a libero
Footy
>>67169245
>Julia Fisher
My nigga
>>67168962
Spelt 5'4 wrong buddy
>>67168742
thats messi bro
>>67168773
>baseball
"no"
>>67169245
>"Then don't run with the riders you twat"
>>67168962
thats only when hes on his tiptoes tho
>>67169066
>be 5'6
>gf is 5'9
Been together for two years, m8. Fuck your meme shit, Mohammed
>>67169211
>ugly
Her face is literally her best asset. Her body is lanky and disgusting as fuck.
>>67168677
Horse racing
>>67171776
>Her face is literally her best asset
That doesn't mean she isn't a minger desu
She looks mentally challenged half the time
Dwarf fighting
>>67168677
Become a bantamweight boxer and beat up Mexicans Japs and Filipinos
>>67168677
Mini golf
Soccer
>>67171939
>>67168677
mini golf
>>67169033
Muggsy Bogues was 5'3
>>67171939
curl up into the fetal position and you could be used as a ball (for bowling)
Darren Sproles.
Bowling
>>67168677
Sawker
>>67176090
> my 5ft 1in, 120lb qt pie just got in from work
>wendyball
>football/soccer
the spics have ruined that once manly game
I'm 5'5" and I played literally every major American sport
I guess the easiest to play when short is soccer, but you need to have good speed. If you're smart enough to judge positioning and whatnot, being tall to win headers isn't as important.
Basketball is easily the worst. When everyone on the court can block your shot, you need to develop a good point guard game
