Why isn't soccer popular in the world's greatest country(United States of America)?
Because we're not plebs.
>>67166938
Because it's unamerican, like communism.
I wonder which sport is really relevant in your country, I mean, isn't your stadiums full of people who doesn't even know what baseball/handegg is about?
>>67166938
It is popular
Popular with Mexicans, hipsters and foreigners.
It's more popular than hockey and baseball.
Because we are straight
Something about Jews not wanting pro/rel and FIFA trying to enforce it 80 years ago.
>>67166988
How many foreigners are there in America aka The Promised Land?
>>67166984
nobody here actually likes sports but somehow everyone thinks that everyone else does so they go to games so they don't look weird
>>67166997
>this delusion
15 minutes is not enough to fill the american appetite for commercials
>>67166999
its more like 80 years ago we cared about baseball like we care about the NFL and any other sport was hipster shit for immigrants
>>67167010
A lot, m8. You go to any place of employment with hard labor and its all foreign work with some white bosses.
>>67167010
We are a nation of immigrants :^)
>>67166938
Same reason it's not super popular in China, India, Canada, Australia etc. Chance, circumstance and presence of other popular sports.
Because when a country is bad at a sport, they just say they don't care about it.
It's damage control 101
Because if I wanted to watch a bunch of fairy boys run around, I'd just go to the ballet.
>>67166997
m8 baseball fills up stadiums 162 times a year,
>>67167019
what a stupid activity.
a country full of pretenders.
>>67166938
Why do americans believe that Earth is only 5000 years old ?
>>67167056
>Football is the most popular spectator sport in the country[21] and has been one of the most well supported sports in China ever since it was introduced in the 1900s.
Millions of Chinese people are literally staying up all night to watch European football.
And one of the declared goals of the Chinese government is to establish China as a major football power until 2030
>>67166938
>the world's greatest country(United States of America)
>>67167091
have you ever been to a Rays, Indians, Braves, or Marlins game?
>>67167128
They actually want to be good at soccer and they cant beat us who give no fucks?
Why is anyone afraid of China again?
>>67167140
fox news told him
fox news never lies, you commie scum!
>>67166997
this rustles the jimmies of grandpas and midwestern faggots
>>67167141
Why would anyone ever go to those games?
Like, unkess Taylor Swift was singing the 7th inning stretch or something, I'd never even know those games were on.
>>67167128
>And one of the declared goals of the Chinese government
Of the current prime minister, you mean.
This pet project of his will die off as soon as someone else takes office.
>>67167163
You are retarded if you actually believe this ans should be euthanized
>>67167191
He's right you know. (Read in Morgan Freeman voice).
>>67167153
Sorry, I got it wrong
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-36015657
They want to become a major football power until 2050
>implying the world will still exist by then
>>67167218
I got u, my brave and handsome baby z land friend
>>67166938
>>67166976
Which is funny considering the US sports are literally communist
>>67167254
not the best pick of a pic for your post....
It will only grow more popular as baseball-loving baby boomers continue to die out.
I played soccer for years as a kid. It takes no strategy, no plays, nothin.
>>67167258
Only because we don't want to cross the resources to bring the sport to fans with the athletic resources of teams who are competing against each other.
It's not communism, it's a safeguard against the league cannibalizing itself, and keeps the product fresh.
>>67167322
I wonder why you weren't playing anymore by the time you were 15. What a mystery.
>>67167128
That does not change the fact that it's not nearly as popular there as elsewhere in the planet. Millions of Chinese isn't a large proportionate number. Stop nitpicking and go back to poopooporn.
>>67166938
why don't you tell us fatty
>>67167258
Profit-maximizing, privately owned companies are now considered communist? Best off putting down memes and picking up a book.
>>67167318
Every year you say this and every year Baseball's ratings increase
>>67167322
lel, you don't learn much about strategy until you're like 13/14 here as well
Football is one of the most strategic sports there is
Now basketball on the other hand really is a sport that takes no strategy (and it's my favorite of all American sports)
You basically just have to be tall or good at throwing 3 pointers
>>67167348
It's the most popular spectator sport and 2nd most played sport (behind ping pong) in China
Stop denying it and go back to cuckold porn
>>67166938
Cause its like hockey but for pussies
>>67167434
Yep that's why the game played currently is identical the the game played 10 years ago.
>>67167434
>You basically just have to be tall or good at throwing 3 pointers
Nah. GSW don't win because they shoot threes. The win because they out strategize teams with superior passing and defense, then BURY them with threes.
You saw in the Finals last year how Cleveland could compete, but the team was too injured and tired and let the Warriors come back and win.
If they make it again, you will see them lose.
Of course you're still right. What's important in Basketball is personal skill and finesse, and team strategy is essential, but secondary.
>>67167482
I literally never denied that, and you aren't refuting my point, and even if you were, it'd still be nitpicking.
Because it requires skill and Americans can't be expected to run, pass, or shoot a ball with their feet all at the same time, unless it's FIFA and still that's only with their hands
>>67167482
>cinese care about fucking ping pong more
>still pretending they give a fuck
>but its ranked second!
>>67166938
>filled to the brim with fat idiots
>world's greatest country
>tfw visiting the USA in 10 days for the first time in my life
Excited tbqh lads.
>>67167544
Pot calling the kettle black
>>67167577
Where you going?
>>67167518
>>67167540
You (meaning one of you) previously claimed that football isn't the most popular sport in China just like it isn't in the US, in Canada, in India etc.
And I did prove you wrong, because it in fact is the most watched sport over there.
>>67167577
What city amigo?
>>67167577
Fuck off we're full
>>67167577
Go to LA or Miami
You won't have to bother speaking English there
>>67167577
If you're going to major cities, you'll be disappointed that it's not quite as memey as you'd hope. Get yourself to a Walmart somewhere kind of remote
>>67167544
That statistic doesn hold true anymore. Mexico is the worlds fattest country now and American's are having fewer babies than ever. Basically the 90s middle class kids were sick of this shit cause of how awful their parents were.
>>67167642
Show me where someone claimed that specifically. Then after you can't, explain how that would have changed the point of the post anyway.
We would rather play sports with our hands, that's pretty much what it comes down too
>>67167390
Salary cap, drafts etc are communism
Meanwhile football is the capitalism of sports
>>67167684
>Walmart
Or if he's going to Texas, motherfucking Bucees or HEB
Pic related. It's the statue of Bucee right outside the store.
>>67167637
>>67167644
NYC (very original, I know). Anyway I'm planning to travel across the country in the near future.
>>67167660
B-but I'm gonna spend money there, m8. Plus, I'm white.
>>67167678
My English is bretty good. I work in a hotel so I speak it every day :^)
>>67167684
I know. Not looking for anything meme worthy in particular, but I admit I would kek inside if I see something which reminds me of any >americans meme.
>>67167660
is the wall also against the white, original spics?
Because America isn't the best in it
and never will be
That's too hard to handle for the godmother country the land of the free (lololol)
>>67167785
I also laugh when I see or do >Americans stuff
>>67167785
Born and raised in the City what do you want to know/see
>>67167871
your mum ;)
>>67167895
Never knew her. She ran off before I was born
>>67167914
oh, i-i'm sorry anon
your sister then
>>67167871
I have everything pretty figured out already, but I'm listening. Any recommendations apart from the usual stuff? I don't know, like a "secret" cool spot which is not infested by tourists like me.
Also, and I know this is a fucking cliche, best burger in the city? I've read that Shake Shack is really good and not expensive, but who knows. I wanna go full >murican.
Not homoerotic enough.
>>67166938
I am confused, football is the most popular sport in the United Kingdom?
>>67167994
Ummm well if you're in Manhattan their is really nowhere that isnt infested by tourists. But Midtown is the worst of the worst for that. The best restaurants are in Chelsea and SoHo. I'd suggest if you do the Times Square and Rockefeller Center thing try "The Ugly Burger" at The National on Lexington and E 50th cause its right there and is a tasty burger
>>67166938
1. No blocking or tackling.
- In football, every single play is an opportunity to knock someone on their ass, and if you're not hitting someone, you're wrong.
2. Strategy is too limited and boring.
- In football, you have ample opportunity to come up with a wide variety of plays to move the ball. Run, sweeps, short pass, midfield passing, bombs, trick plays, all can keep a defense guessing and give a greater variety of play options to every team member.
3. Soccer is just boring to play.
- Running around to kick a ball is just boring, and not nearly as satisfying as blocking, tackling, catching, and running the ball while trying to avoid tackles.
Soccer is just an inferior sport all around compared to football, and only pussies play that shitty game: pic related
>>67167785
Visit Chicago instead
>better food
>city doesn't smell like urine
>italians kept in check by greeks and pollacks
>clean
>highway system not designed by inbreds and built out of pasta noodles
>best airport in the world
>best shitposters in the world
>>67168225
>city
>doesn't smell like urine
Pick ONE.
>>67168225
>>italians kept in check by greeks and pollacks
>this is viewed as a good thing
>>67168225
Shitcago smells too lad and has more homeless and gangs
You've been run into the ground by libs
You never had a based Giuliani to clean it up
>>67168190
I'm going to ignore most of your ignorant, uneducated post, but there is one thing I really don't get: Why do Americans assume diving is "pussy"?
The players are doing it do get an unfair advantage and to get the opponent punished or get awarded a free-kick/penalty
Divers are sneaky, assholes, bastards, you name it
But it doesn't really have anything to do with being "pussy"
>>67167734
>privately-owned means of production
>communism
Fucking Nazi.
>>67167155
Shut up nazi scum
>>67167994
Go to the lower East side for drinks or whatever. Youngish, happening, lots of good holes in the wall with fewer college kids or tourists than the village. Stay the fuck away from mid town. If you are kinda snooty prolly wanna go to like Soho.
>>67168277
Half the time diving is about injury prevention. Players are coached on how to brace for the impact of a tackle/push and taught how to land in order to minimize damage.
>>67168225
isn't chicago the current murder capital of the US tho?
>>67168225
Bruh this might be the craziest thing I've ever read
>>67167577
Enjoy getting shot amigo
>>67168006
BTFO
>>67168310
Nah that's between St Louis, New Orleans and some shitholes in New Jersey.
>>67167785
I will never understand why NYC is the tourism destination of choice for foreigners. Do you guys even do research before you decide to travel? There's certainly worst places to go, but NYC probably wouldn't make it into my top 25.
>>67168343
The only place in Jersey with a ridiculous murder rate was Camden.
Camden went full 1984 with cameras and police and the murder and crime rate is almost gone
>>67168343
It's NOLA. Flint, Michigan is crime capital.
>>67168349
Deffo better nature and weather, the niche shit like South Beach, key West or like Charleston or something, but NYC has unrivalled dining, fashion, art etc with the possible exception of LA (maybe now San Fran as well) but that shit is much further from europe
>>67168083
Fuck, my hotel is in Midtown. Well, I'm from Barcelona so I'm used to be surrounded by tourists.
Chelsea and SoHo are on my list. I may try that burger, google'd it and looks good.
Thanks man.
>>67168225
Believe it or not, thanks to your picture I just learnt da burrs are from Chicago. Hopefully they'll win da superb owl soon.
>>67168298
I see. Thanks for the advice m8.
>>67168330
>says the Bosnian
>>67168349
I understand what you mean, but NYC is probably the most iconic city in the world. I've wanted to visit it since I was a fucking kid.
>>67168349
We see the city million times in movies and on TV, so we want to actually be there at least once (and then be able to tell everybody that we were there)
I still remember the first time I saw the NYC skyline (I was there with my parents when I was like 14) that I've seen so oftentimes on TV
It was a magic moment.
That being said, I wouldn't want to actually live there.
But I would recommend everyone to visit the city at least once in one's lifetime.
>>67168451
>visit the city at least once in one's lifetime
I was going to say that.
>I've been in new York for 4 years and have no been to nyc
Remember if you don't smoke weed you aren't experiencing America correctly
>>67168446
>>67168451
I can see what you mean about it being iconic, but that just makes it more disappointing. I finally made it to Times Square last year, and the only thing I remember was the guy screaming about how the government did 9/11, and some costumed freaks trying to get me to pay them $20 for a picture.
I imagine there must be some "NYC syndrome" like Japan's "Paris Syndrome"
Anyways, I hope you still enjoy it. Don't get scammed by shit cab drivers though. Seriously. Fuck cab drivers.
Because it ain't on the popular TV channels on prime-time.
Its funny, I never did the touristy stuff in the city my whole life till I had family visit
>>67168535
What a douchy thing to say. Underage b&
>>67168277
>Why do Americans assume diving is "pussy"?
Nein, Heinz, nein.
There are no assumptions about it, diving IS pussy faggotry conducted BY pussy faggots playing a pussy faggot game.
Why anyone would encourage their kid to play a game where grown men flop on the ground and pretend to be hurt just so they can get a penalty kick is beyond me, and the fact that you, and your eurofag comrades, defend it says all there needs to be said about soccer "fans".
You disgust me, Heinz.
>>67167323
>Only because we don't want to cross the resources to bring the sport to fans with the athletic resources of teams who are competing against each other
This is the most confusing sentence I have ever read.
>>67168535
DUDE
>>67168535
i heard you guys switched to heroin now
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/10/30/us/31heroin-deaths.html
weed is more of a dutch thing
>>67168641
I prefer cocaine, but weed in America is a party ritual.
Don't miss out on it doing tourist shit.
>>67166938
>Gets shot
>>67168307
That's not "diving", Rorian, that's "falling".
Pic related: diving.
>>67168245
>>67168252
>>67168272
>>67168321
>mfw all this mad from smalldicks
>>67168663
>spend your time doing drugs that you can do anywhere in the world instead of seeing things unique to the country you're visiting
How dumb are you?
>>67168633
It's not being encouraged at all.
Like I said, divers are seen as sneaky assholes, that's not a good thing.
But it's not really "pussy"
Would you call a tax evader a pussy for cheating to his own advantage?
>>67168554
Yeah I get your point, it makes sense. But that can happen anywhere when you travel.
I don't know, I think I'll enjoy it, even if it's just for the fact of actually being there and see a part of the USA.
And yeah, fuck cab drivers. I always use public transport when travelling (and of course at home).
Also,
>tfw you get trolled by the captcha
>>67168704
Drug culture is unique to the country.
You think I would go to Hong Kong and not smoke in a Mahjong parlor?
>oh but you can smoke and play mahjong anywhere
Looks like youre just a shit tourist after all. Not a true citizen of the world.
>>67168310
Murder statistics for whites in the U.S. are on par with most white majority nations.
It's the niggers that skew the statistics, as they are responsible for over 50% of all homicides in the nation, yet they account for less than 13% of the total population. They mostly murder each other, though, so as long as you're not hanging out in the ghetto and avoid the packs of feral niggers that sometimes escape said ghettos, you'll be alright.
>>67168711
not him bu
>It's not being encouraged at all
except it is, because it's not a punishable behavior
>but it's not really "pussy"
faking an injury would qualify as a pussy move
>>67168806
What a pretentious degenerate faggot you are
>bro, you think I'm really not going to visit San Francisco and get fucked in the ass in the Castro District? Must not be cultured enough I guess, pleb
>>67168887
Well, yeah. Why woukd you go to San Fran if you arent gay or don't want to fucj Trannys or something? Going to the Robotics Museum? Seeing Alcatraz?
You're proving my point. You have a tourist mentality and don't explore what your area really excells in.
>>67168874
wut?
You get a yellow card for diving.
It's just that some divers are good enough actors to convince the refs they were indeed fouled.
Everything will be better when we finally introduce video evidence.
Because Americans are special snowflakes who actually buy into this deluded concept of american exceptionalism
>>67168913
Kill yourself immediately
>>67166938
British people are fiercely independent, the Irish have Gaelic Football, the Aussies have their strange version, American has egg throwing, and everyone has Football/Soccer
>>67168913
You're just as bad as him. People have different interests and travel for different reasons. If you think somebody has to do drugs to "experience a country", you're out of your fucking mind. The fact that you could even consider defining a country by its drug culture is pretty pathetic.
>>67168676
No, no, no, soccer fag. That's not the bear you should have posted.
pic related is more like the bear you are for defending soccer.
>>67168947
>British people
>Irish
>this flag
go back over the border, loyalist scum
>always see soccer as a children's game.
>see /sp/ always talk about "muh futbol"
>look up some of the best soccer players of all time
>they're all manlets
>mfw my initial assumption was correct
>>67168711
>Would you call a tax evader a pussy for cheating to his own advantage?
Yes, I would.
>>67168986
Ireland is a part of the British Isles you stupid kraut eating Kunt
>>67169003
>listing the athletes being BIG and STRONG as one of the reasons why you watch
borderline homosexual behaviour tbqhwy
>>67168349
>P-PLEASE V-VISIT MY FLYOVER STATE BIG STRONG FOREIGNER
>>67168971
>bad as him
What the fuck is bad about seeing the most important historical landmarks a country has to offer?
>yeah bro I know, this place is thousands of years old and emperors and Kings changed world history here, but who cares bro, what are you some kind of lame tourist?? Let's spend all of our time going to unimportant bars and restaurants to show how hip and cultured we are bro
>>67167235
by 2050*
Until would be they want to be a superpower now then stop in 2050.
>>67169013
that's actually not really a dive
you can't blame the striker for not wanting to get hit there
it was a bad tackle by the defender and deserves to be punished
webm related is a dive
>>67169071
I take it back. Please don't be mad, senpai.
>>67169047
British "men" are the biggest faggots of any white nation.
You queers make Swedes look masculine.
>>67168349
It's because women are always in charge of booking holidays and they want to go shopping and other pointless shit.
>>67169101
>Until would be they want to be a superpower now then stop in 2050.
>>67168971
>The fact that you could even consider defining a country by its drug culture is pretty pathetic.
Lmao when did nerds get on /sp/
>>>/a/ there ya go. Ur home, buddy.
Lmao
>anon stays with indians but turns down the peace pipe because that would be pathetic. He'd rather teepee watch with running dicksuckalo
>>67169116
It's okay, I forgive you. Just don't let it happen ever again
>>67169119
So when does it state "America colonized Europe and spread the English language", a 100 years from now? 200? You people are so fucking stupid, there's probably millions who think America spread into Europe already. Race of dumb bastards.
>>67169109
That's a fall, not a dive.
"Dive" is used the same way "taking a dive" is used in boxing. It's a fake fall used to try to get a penalty.
>>67169119
INTERNET
TOUGH
GUY
>>67169144
yes
Because we have other sports that are actually enjoyable.
>>67169176
Shit, nigger, just stating the obvious.
You guys are pussies, and this proves it:
>>67169131
>It's because women are always in charge
Now go worship your "queen" like a good little eunuch.
>>67169240
You clearly haven't been in a serious relationship, women get what they want and you let them have it or else it just turns into a big argument and they withhold sex
>>67169160
>So when does it state "America colonized Europe and spread the English language"
Should be around 1945, Mick, and it's the American language we spread, not "English".
You're welcome, BTW.
Sadly, time has proven we made a huge mistake and should have sided with ze Germans. Live and learn, I guess.
>>67169240
The Queen shit is like TMZ tier to them.
It isn't insulting to them, bro. Its like if someone made fun of you for Bruce Jenner and Kanye
>>67168190
this bluuud
>>67166938
>greatest country
>break leg
>have to open a line of credit on your home to pay the bill
>>67168979
he's an alright bear. always like guys who look like ryan kalil of the panthers
>>67169272
You clearly are every bit the submissive eunuch I accused you of from post one.
No, women don't always get what they want, because you condition them to control their emotions, and if they can't do that, then they get the boot.
Do you realize how much your "partner" hates your guts for being such a submissive pussy?
Women don't "get what they want", they get what they are given, and you'd know that if you weren't such a typical submissive Britlard.
Sadly, time has proven we made a huge mistake and should have sided with ze Germans. Live and learn, I guess.
>>67169398
At a certain point, you aren't going to kick her to the side cause she wants you to get her milk in the middle of the night, or extra money to shop, or decide where to travel.
That's how they get you.
>>67169398
Sure thing bro, you're such a badass I wish I could be like you.
>>67169405
>Live and learn, I guess.
No one learned shit
Israel is still in charge. The world still relies on petro dollar. Jews are still exclusively printing that dollar. When a country decides to make their own oil dollars, we bomb them with the full support of the entire world.
"Live and learn"
Fuck off. Live and burn.
>>67169452
>with the full support of the entire world
>implying
Don't blame Iraq on the entire world, it was really just you and the Brits and a few other countries who participated in that shitfest
>>67166997
No it isn't
>>67169421
No, that's how they get submissive faggots, like that Britlard.
You condition that shit out of them before you let them stay in your house, and if they can't that, then they get kicked to the curb.
Too many pussywhipped faggots, like that Britlard, are too afraid of getting rid of a chick because they think they won't find another one, which is why they turn into castrated pussy slaves to some harpy shrew.
Chicks are dime a dozen.
>>67168920
Diving should be a red card followed by a fine and suspension.
>>67168633
>american ""fans""
>>67168874
>except it is, because it's not a punishable behavior
Vardy got sent off for it in his last match
>>67169109
That was a defo dive fritz
>>67169119
>British "men" are the biggest faggots of any white nation.
You are grossly mistaken there. Yanks are absolute pansys compared to brits, as are most western euros
>be american
>take a walk and get shot
>greatest country in the world
>>67169398
Please do tell us more about how alpha you are and your numerous side bitches.
>>67166938
>soccer
maybe that's why
>>67170020
Sure we are, Nigel.
Sure we are.
i swear on me mum if I spoke a different language I would get the fuck out of this shithole ASAP.
They don't force you to learn another language so you're stuck here forever
>>67169452
this
life sucks. deal with it
>>67170081
>he took time to screencap that and draw some arrows
>>67170087
>UK
>Ireland
>Canada
>Australia
>New Zealand
>India
>several countries in Africa
There are lots of English-speaking countries m8
>>67170026
>be American
>take a walk and get shot at
>return fire because you don't live in a leftist shithole city or state and conceal carry your own gun
>be german
>take a walk and get shot by muslims
>can't return fire because you live in a shitty leftist nation
>>67170076
What do you want to know, Nigel.
I'm willing to help you fatherless britcucks learn.
>>67170156
I was taking the piss m8. I have no interest in the sexual fantasies of obese adolescents.
>>67170137
>get shot by muslims
>they can't shoot because they don't have guns, because only white people have guns over here
>don't actually get shot
>enjoy a murder rate below 1.0
noice
>>67166938
There's no pauses to run ads. American sports need ads every fifth minute to be considered watchable.
>>67170178
Lass chance, fattie.
You sure you don't want some advice? I know you were raised in a council house by a single mother and never learned how to be a man, so I'll gladly toss you some crumbs.
>>67170190
>Mexico
wew esé
>>67170190
>>get shot by muslims
>>they can't shoot because they don't have guns
Give it time, Klaus.
Give it time.
Wtf Mexico?
north america has its own sports and thats ok
also euro meddling turned the sport off for us permanently it seems
It is seen as a pussy, un-american sport beloved by snobs and poors.
>>67168190
>strategy is too limited and boring
If football is like chess, soccer is like go. Complexity in terms of options =/= less skill is involved; in fact, it's quite the opposite a lot of the time
>>67168190
>that gif
>murifats base their entire perspective of a sport on a five second segment of one game of one round of one season of one league in one country in one continent in the world
Why are fatmericans so dumb, lads?
>>67170205
1. No blocking or tackling.
- In football, every single play is an opportunity to knock someone on their ass, and if you're not hitting someone, you're wrong.
2. Strategy is too limited and boring.
- In football, you have ample opportunity to come up with a wide variety of plays to move the ball. Run, sweeps, short pass, midfield passing, bombs, trick plays, all can keep a defense guessing and give a greater variety of play options to every team member.
3. Soccer is just boring to play.
- Running around to kick a ball is just boring, and not nearly as satisfying as blocking, tackling, catching, and running the ball while trying to avoid tackles.
Soccer is just an inferior sport all around compared to football, and only pussies play that shitty game
Add backcourt violation and a shot clock. Maybe THEN I'll watch.
>>67167032
>ads on jerseys
>>67166938
Because America has a very insular culture with its own homegrown sports.
They can afford to ignore the biggest sport in the world because they're so far up their own arses.
>>67166938
It needs a lot more moving and has fewer breaks.
>>67167323
Murica, accepting communism approach when it comes to sports, goes absolutely crazy when it's about improving lives of their citizens.
It's amazing that you guys still managed to exist somehow.
>>67176367
>that flag
>that butthurt
>>67177496
you really have to figure out what communism, then you have to put some effort into the most popular arguments people have about government appropriation of resources. THen you need to come back and apologize for being stupid.
>>67177533
The crowd noise thing is surely bullshit, r-right?
>>67177571
yes
>>67166938
A sport that doesnt rely on pure athleticism isnt a sport. like golf, being strong tall and flexible only does so much to help you. Being short and coordinated are more valuable, America hates short
we have a desire to be bigger, stronger, faster, taller
and in that yuropoor sport you can be a tiny manlet and be the best in the history of the game. that;s just stupid.
>>67168190
>No blocking or tackling.
wrong
>Strategy is too limited and boring.
wow you are literally retarded
>Soccer is just boring to play.
haha no it's fucking not. it's miles more exciting to play.
>>67177680
hold on, so you americans actually watch sports to observe men you wish to be?
sounds pathetic and a bit gay, don't you think?
>>67177694
>nigger thinks soccer faggots block and tackle
Opinion discarded for idiocy.
>>67177739
Nothing gay about it. Don't know what you're talking about
>>67177694
You are such a fucking cuck, holy shit
>>67177769
>a glorified version of hugging someone until they fall down
>exciting
pick 1
>a glorified version of two fat men pushing each other
>exciting
pick 1
>>67177846
>oh no he likes a different sport than me
>what do i do
>i'll call him a cuck, that'll show him!
actually learn soccer tactics and how the sport works and then come talk to me. it is by far the most complex sport in the world. every play, every step taken in football is predesigned, LITERALLY from a playbook. when it comes to soccer, nothing is set besides the formation. every decision is made in the heat of the moment. strikers, centerbacks, midfielders, they don't have a playbook telling them who to pass to, where to dribble.
>>67177948
There is greater autonomy for the "soccer" player in how they choose to play the game.
They are radically free.
>call it soccer
>get shit on by foreigners
>don't call it soccer
>get shit on by foreigners
>>67170129
>this damage control
>>67167258
>billion dollar corporations with franchised teams owned by billionaires run solely for profits with billions of revenue from advertising and merchandising
>literally communist
retard
>>67178090
>that GOAT flag of all time
>this sport
you have to go back
>>67178233
>that flag
>that opinion
you have to go back (to the NFL threads and stop being so obsessed)
>>67178206
The nature of the the competition is communist. Seeing as the US is so fond of capitalism you would think they wouldn't try for an artificially level playing field.
soccer is for effeminate lady boys & for the poor, literally the 2 main reasons why its so popular in yurostan
>>67167032
>walking billboards
>>67178429
i'd rather have jerseys have ads on them rather than be interrupted by a commercial for phones, razors or mountain dew every 3-5 minutes desu mi famiglia
>>67167577
fuck off we're full
>>67168245
>>67168272
>>67168321
Lets give it up to keith #1 #2 & #3 for finally getting these posts through their dial-up internet service
>>67178316
you guys can keep pathetically pointing this out, but that doesn't change the fact that societal real-world resource distribution is a COMPLETELY separate realm from how competitiveness is ensured in what ultimately amounts to a form of entertainment/community representation. One thing actually matters and can be abused by corrupt politicians, the other is at best proxy tribal warfare.
I went to NY last week and most pubs had soccer on actually. I guess its becoming more popular.
Also, I went to a Yankees game and most people weren't even paying attention to the game, they were standing in line for food and beer most of the time.
>>67178843
wut
>>67178880
putting all sports on is a business decision
no one gives a fuck about soccer here
>>67178985
>Rangers were playing
>Yankees were playing
>Mets were playing
Yet they still went for soccer.
All of them getting their shit kicked in might have something to do with it though.
>>67178850
What about the dreams of all those fans out there who will never get their chance to see their team in the first division?
>>67178985
>its a business decision
>no one gives a fuck about soccer here
Soo why do they put it on then huh retard? If its a business decision to draw a crowd then the crowd must care about it?
Also you are overweight.
>>67179554
we don't have leagues set up that way anymore really. In that past, in those scenarios, a challenger league grew large enough that it forced a merger with the incumbent.
Unlike other countries, highschool and college are really big here and function very similarly to small clubs.
>>67169109
>dat webem
doggamn thats such a faggot sport
>>67179749
You are overweight. Or a nigger. Hopefully not both.
>>67179888
savage
A sport whose main strategic tactic is to flop on the ground and act like a pussy isn't popular in america?
No way.
>>67179749
Indeed.
We used to make the soccer fags cry in school because we'd pick up the ball, run with it, block any fag trying to get in the way, and then just throw it in the goal.
Pathetic "sport" for pathetic "men".
>>67167140
my country would beat up your country (and every other country).
>>67180042
i hate flopping, but its literally been a tactic in football and basketball on a number of occasions.
>>67180042
/thread
>>67179614
because if you dont put on soccer at 3pm in the day then you have NOTHING TO PUT ON TV IN A SPORTS PUB
DO YOU HAVE DOWNS?
>>67180335
>do you have downs
No if I had downs I would watch a sport where half the time its literally commericals, or fat niggers standing around.
Guess what sport that is?
>>67180073
The funny thing is in my highschool (Fairfield, CT) - one of the richest towns in America - the soccer players were the cool kids and the kids who played football were all literally braindead and overweight. It was actually comical.
>>67180721
>nigger thinks TV soccer games don't have commercials by choice
>>67180790
>soccer players
>cool kids
Pick ONE.
>>67180790
did you actually just brag about going to high school in a rich town?
>>67181122
>he denies the truth
>he thinks fat retards would be more popular in highschool than cut white kids who are smart and going to good colleges
Its not 1960 anymore retard
>>67181237
Ya im rich and you arent. Stay poor =)
>>67181398
Sports "cool kids" in New England play:
Football / Hockey>>>Basketball>>>>Baseball>>>>Lacrosse>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soccer
>>67181691
>every highschool is the same
>cool kids are cool based on the sport they play not their personality/looks
JUST
>>67181841
>thinks somebody that plays soccer has a "cool" personality
>>67166938
because it's boring af
>>67181954
>is fat and graduated highschool a virgin
>thinks he is/was cool
>is poor
>(you)
>>67182154
>still trying to white knight for soccer
>still failing miserably
>>67167785
B O S T O N
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>>67182410
You didnt deny anything i said hahahaha
>>67166988
Bruh white 14-30 year old upperclass women love it
>>67181398
Even in Kentucky I think he's right.
Basketball>Soccer>>>baseball>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>football. No hockey here.
>>67182893
>lives in kentucky
>thinks hes a human
NIGGER
